Friday, December 21, 2012

Last BroBlast of 2012

Yuletide Greetings Comrades,

This is the last BroBlast of 2012 as I will be off from work and tending to own spiritual garden. I think you will be please to know that since the BroBlast started we have grown to 193 members and have had 13 official BroSurveys. I get requests from you lovely gentlemen for new ones on a regular basis, and trust me, they are in the work. It is often difficult to come up with new quandaries, but I have been keeping notes in my phone as good scenarios come up during normal bro dialogues.  I promise you a good BroSurvey early in Q1 2013.  Also, you can always go to Groups.google.com (while signed into your gmail account) to see every BroBlast in history. You can also see every archived BroBlast online here: http://broblast.blogspot.com/

I want to thank all of my top contributors and to all you bros that have so diligently followed the only two rules we have:
1. Never ever reply all
2. Never ever share with women (especially Survey links)

That being said, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you pube-flossing mother fuckers! See ya in 2013.

Warmest Regards,

Big Al
Commissioner & CEO
BroBlast, LLC

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Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
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Lindsay Lohan drops big doodies
http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/19/lindsay-lohan-toilet-clogger-trailer

"zhydovka"–a term which translates to "dirty Jewess"
http://www.webpronews.com/mila-kunis-targeted-in-anti-semitic-slur-2012-12
why would anyone be mean to that beautiful angel?

This is a pretty interesting piece on how and why sunday night football is better than other games
http://deadspin.com/5970226/how-fred-gaudelli-turned-nbcs-sunday-night-football-into-the-no-1-show-on-tv

Jerry Seinfeld Is The Worst.  By: Drew Magary
http://deadspin.com/5970109/jerry-seinfeld-is-the-worst

Do you think this dancing white guy gets laid?
http://videos2view.net/shag-dance.htm

Baby Sloths Get Potty Trained (panty melter)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x5tjPWwABc

Mo' gunz - http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2012/12/21/nras-wayne-lapierre-put-armed-police-officers-in-every-school/

Thursday, December 20, 2012

I've seen spinals, Dude, and this guy's a fake!

RIP Workaholics Coworker
http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/12/rip-jessie-jet-set-hudson-from-workaholics/

Do armed citizens actually stop mass shooters? - http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2012/12/can_armed_citizens_stop_mass_shootings_examples_of_armed_interventions.html

Hollywood height chart... Javier Bardem is only 5'7" - http://www.nextmovie.com/blog/shortest-actors-in-hollywood/

Yif is a very impressive Magician.. Check out his illusions/tricks at his YouTube Channel. Some videos are in English. You can turn on subtitles by clicking on the CC button for the ones that are in Mandarin. Mind blown.......
http://www.youtube.com/user/yifartofmagic/videos?view=0

Evangelical Christians accept that they are losing political power - http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2012/12/israel-relies-on-evangelicals-at-its-moral-and-political-peril/266398/

Craziest Russian dashboard cams compilation - http://jalopnik.com/5969514/the-craziest-russian-dash-cam-videos-of-2012/gallery/1

Democratic Senators Push To Make "New Columbia" Nation's 51st State
http://www.buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/democratic-senators-push-to-make-new-columbia-na

This might be a hoax, but still entertaining pictures. http://www.findingoutabout.com/ellie-jaycock-17-says-34k-breasts-are-ruining-her-life-but-faces-a-four-year-wait-to-have-them-reduced/

Every doomsday ever predicted on a chart - http://www.economist.com/blogs/graphicdetail/2012/12/daily-chart-11

Chicago Woman Attacked With 'Sock Full of Poop'
http://gawker.com/5969985/chicago-woman-attacked-with-sock-full-of-poop

Our Hands Evolved for Punching, Not Just Dexterity
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/12/121219223158.htm

Joey Belcher, owner of Sticky Rice, dies
http://www.wtop.com/109/3164549/Sticky-Rice-food-truck-owner-dies

What a weirdo...
Man with board arrested at Sandy Hook school in Va.
http://www.wtop.com/120/3164661/Man-arrested-at-Va-Sandy-Hook-school

Real Actors Read Yelp™ #1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEdXhH97Z7E

Squeezing breasts could prevent cancer, best study ever says
http://m.now.msn.com/squeezing-breasts-can-stop-cancer

Possible motive for Lanza:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/12/19/adam-lanza-motive_n_2329508.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

Boobypack Bra Has Pockets To Stash Your Phone, Money, Maybe Your Dignity (VIDEO)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/20/boobypack-bra-has-pockets-sports-bra-christina-conrad_n_2337315.html?utm_hp_ref=style&ir=Style

Wearing dental braces as fashion/wealth status
http://thechive.com/2012/12/20/an-asian-teen-fashion-trend-that-boggles-my-mind-22-photos/

'My Little Pony' convention heading to Baltimore
http://www.wtop.com/86/3165416/My-Little-Pony-convention-heading-to-Baltimore

Miss Venezuela gets 0 points for answer to Miss Universe question, and that may have been generous
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/12/20/s-venezuela-gets-0-points-for-answer-to-miss-universe-question-and-that-may/?intcmp=features

USA wins Miss Universe
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/olivia-culpo-wins-universe-2012-article-1.1224290

Up your mayo game, son
http://www.empiremayo.com/

Olympic runner moonlights as a hooker
http://msn.foxsports.com/olympics/track/story/suzy-favor-hamilton-worked-as-las-vegas-escort-122012

NYers who believe in Mayan apocalypse search for sex before the world ends
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/end_of_world_is_very_bed_news_for_QnNdRlOJ9XcFik5zjd8JvI

This can't be real. We live in a stupid, stupid world: http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/12/20/16042653-mayan-end-of-world-rumors-prompt-michigan-officials-to-close-33-schools?lite

Cats Playing Patty-cake, what they were saying...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3iFhLdWjqc

Netflix (Sort of) Releases Les Cousins Dangereux, Girls with Low Self Esteem, and Other Arrested Development Favorites http://jezebel.com/5970014/netflix-sort-of-releases-les-cousins-dangereux-girls-with-low-self+esteem-and-other-arrested-development-favorites

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

WebMD wants you to crank one out on Xmas Eve

A golden eagle in Montreal tries to steal a baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0Q904gtMI&feature=player_embedded

Update: Might be fake, http://gawker.com/5969701/all-the-reasons-that-baby+snatching-eagle-video-is-fake

The View from Space: 20 Stellar Photos of Earth in 2012
www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/photobooth/2012/12/the-view-from-space-20-stellar-photos-of-earth-in-2012.html

The 90's X-men intro in stop motion!
http://gizmodo.com/5969705/the-90s-x+men-intro-in-stop-motion-pure-nerd-bliss

5-year-old drops incredible 49ers rap with full faux Kaepernick tattoos
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/highschool-prep-rally/5-old-drops-incredible-49ers-rap-full-faux-183311254.html

The Pharcyde - Runnin' (Rae & Christian Remix) (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpbnuWSu468

Squishy pug going up stairs (panty Melter)
http://i.imgur.com/kE29y.jpg

Most insensitive MEME ever...
http://www.causes.com/actions/1716531?recruiter_id=139986036&utm_campaign=invite&utm_medium=wall&utm_source=fb

eric clapton - promises (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3fc2WYUm4s

This Photo of President Obama Pretending to Be Caught in Spider-Man's Web is Reason Enough to Name Him 'Person of the Year'
http://gawker.com/5969754/this-photo-of-president-obama-pretending-to-be-caught-in-spider+mans-web-is-reason-enough-to-name-him-person-of-the-year

More pics of the president/white house: http://lightbox.time.com/2012/10/08/pete-souza-portrait-of-a-presidency/#1

Ella F. and Louis Armstrong - Let's Call the Whole Thing Off (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2oEmPP5dTM

Uber Driver Accused of Allegedly Raping Teenager in Cleveland Park http://www.popville.com/2012/12/uber-driver-accused-of-raping-teenager-in-cleveland-park/  But if you read the comments, some readers used their detective skills to figure out that this was a hoax/scam to shut down Uber.

In 1996 there was a similar massacre in Scotland:
 In an attack not dissimilar to what took place at Sandy Hook, a shooter burst into a gymnasium of a school in the Scottish town of Dunblane on March 13, 1996, and turned his four handguns on a group of unsuspecting 5- and 6-year-olds assembled there. Sixteen children and one teacher were killed; the gunman, a deranged unemployed shopkeeper, then turned his weapon on himself. Among the dazed pupils forced to take cover during the assault was British tennis champ Andy Murray, then 8 years old.
Read more: http://world.time.com/2012/12/17/when-massacres-force-change-lessons-from-the-u-k-and-australia/#ixzz2FVT1o3Pw

Details come out in Belcher case. He definitely dealt with his problems in the wrong way. http://www.wtop.com/351/3139642/Investigation-into-Chiefs-LB-killing-complete

Good on you Joakim...
Bulls' Joakim Noah holsters his finger guns after Newtown shootings
http://www.kansascity.com/2012/12/19/3973687/bulls-joakim-noah-holsters-his.html

GGN: Sons Of Anarchy & Thunder Claps (Snoop Lion interviews cast of Sons of Anarchy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFmXWXh31-w

Bystander Effect - people watch girl being abducted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIvGIwLcIuw

The New Yorkers so desperate to live in upscale Park Slope, they do without a bathroom and use CHAMBER POTS instead
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2250611/The-New-Yorkers-desperate-live-upscale-Park-Slope-bathroom-use-CHAMBER-POTS-instead.html#ixzz2FWuB0U3g

Penguin slips on the ice resulting in an adorable sound.
http://www.wimp.com/penguinslips/

The astonishing arsenal of guns handed in by people living in America's deadliest city - just hours after Sandy Hook massacre
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2250233/Sandy-Hook-shooting-Buyback-program-Camden-New-Jersey-collects-record-number-guns.html#ixzz2FVbofCwE

Just read it if you like Rock and Roll (or listen)
http://www.npr.org/2012/12/19/166965209/not-fade-rock-n-roll-here-to-stay

Laser Cut Gingerbread Houses
http://laughingsquid.com/laser-cut-gingerbread-houses/

PHOTO: Mount Everest, in two billion pixels
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2012/12/18/photo-mount-everest-in-two-billion-pixels/

Comparing decline of print ad sales and growth of digital ad sales and what it could mean (I'm not convinced by the conclusions):
http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2012/12/the-scariest-thing-about-the-newspaper-business-isnt-prints-decline-its-digitals-growth/266482/

Impacts of meaningful work:
http://blogs.hbr.org/hbsfaculty/2012/12/to-give-your-employees-meaning.html

Controversial Conservative jurist Bork, dead at 85:
http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/19/politics/robert-bork-dead/index.html

ButtFumble! Lolz!

Dog Receives Christmas Present
http://www.buzzfeed.com/txblacklabel/dog-receives-christmas-present-28m7

Did Jay-Z's Sister Crash This Local News Report?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/is-this-jay-zs-sister

NRA Sets 1,000 Killed In School Shooting As Amount It Would Take For Them To Reconsider Much Of Anything http://www.theonion.com/articles/nra-sets-1000-killed-in-school-shooting-as-amount,28352/

The scum of society... I hope they all got fired from whatever BS job they had
http://deadspin.com/5968935/take-that-nigger-off-the-tv-we-wanna-watch-football-idiots-respond-to-nbc-pre+empting-sunday-night-football

Squishy Otters frolicking in ice (panty melter)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=42XejN6JH28#

Game of Thrones Beer
http://gothamist.com/2012/12/17/got_beer_hboommegang_releasing_iron.php

Danny Amendola hits old man with spike after touchdown
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/danny-amendola-hits-old-man-spike-touchdown/166276

AJ McCarron adds to his glorious chest tattoo
http://larrybrownsports.com/tattoo/aj-mccarron-adds-chest/166170

USA Mass Shooting map
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012/07/mass-shootings-map

Two chinchillas, one shoe (Panty Melter)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Pvsrn7bxz9Y

Weird NFL opening from the simpsons in 1995. Great dig at Jerry Jones.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=G_q3gqWIR_g

Bone Pugz -N- Harmony - 1st of The Month! (Panty Melter)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8Qf-paXq8o

Apparently the "C-word CIA chick" from Zero Dark Thirty is actually a dude - http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2012/12/wait-what-apparently-zero-dark-thirty-character-actually-dude/60037/

2012-2013 Most Expensive Cars - http://www.funofart.com/most-expensive-cars-in-the-world-top-10-list-2012-2013/

Fake QB convos
http://profootballmock.com/nfl-qbs-on-facebook-merry-chrushmas/

Aaron Rodgers has been photobombing the pregame pics of Packers team captains for years
http://www.foxsportswisconsin.com/pages/photogallery?gid=25723&gf=aggregate

Tap Dancing to Work: Warren Buffet
http://www.charlierose.com/view/interview/12672
"from a probability standpoint, the luckiest person in the history of the world.. is still the baby born today in the United States"

THE END OF SMARTPHONES: Here's A Computer Screen On A Contact Lens
http://www.businessinsider.com/this-screen-that-fits-on-your-eye-foretells-the-end-of-the-smartphone-era-2012-12

Berlusconi is to marry a 27 year old... he's 76..
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/silvio-berlusconi/9748985/Silvio-Berlusconi-announces-engagement-to-27-year-old.html

Silvio Berlusconi's women
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/worldnews/8286270/Silvio-Berlusconis-women.html

And how the dad found out (CT shooting)
http://www.stamfordadvocate.com/news/article/Reporter-broke-news-to-father-of-suspect-4119559.php

Katzenjammer - Demon kitty rag (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezDxRz70MAw&feature=youtu.be

50 best animal pics of 2012
www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/best-animal-photos-of-2012

RG3 has best selling jersey. I'm only upset that Snyder will make money off this
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8755742/jerseys-robert-griffin-iii-washington-redskins-quarterback-breaks-record-most-sales-single-season

Dogs are awesome: http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/preview/flash/pdShell.swf?ihost=http://ak.imgag.com/imgag&brandldrPath=/product/full/el/&cardNum=/product/full/ap/3173936/graphic1

Kirk Cousins might win in this week...Skins players totally dominating the coveted ROW awards:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepsi_NFL_Rookie_of_the_Week#2012_winners

Never get a ticket again
http://i.imgur.com/xYphW.gif

Instagram seeks right to sell access to photos to advertisers
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-20767537

Rescue 911 - Episode 516 - "Send in the Clowns"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTxN_Jq31pc

Grumpy Cat Speaks!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/grumpy-cat-speaks

Slow motion skunk spray action
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBf-3K4meyE

Income inequality in DC
http://www.reuters.com/subjects/income-inequality

I guess its okay to be wrong if everyone else is wrong too.... http://www.npr.org/2012/12/18/167466320/coverage-rapid-and-often-wrong-in-tragedys-early-hours

Old one, but good! ORIGINAL Fat Guy Slip N' Slide Video (Jarett Kills)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q93uwQ5vdxU

Fatties falling compilation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyt0TuqlReg

Scientists Look For New Drugs In Skin Of Russian Frog (they mention the word GOO several times)
http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2012/12/17/167255929/scientists-look-for-new-drugs-in-skin-of-russian-frog

50 Things You Will Never Get For Christmas Again
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/things-you-will-never-get-for-christmas-again

Best job ever created, Victoria's Secret butt washer:
http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/17/victorias-secret-candice-swanepoel-butt-washer/

Miles Fisher - This Must Be The Place (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ_yVIcInNA&feature=youtu.be

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Lady & The Tramp Meatballs

Redhead Dance Master
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS42NEursjM

Michigan Governor Signs Right to Work Bill Into Law
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/michigan-legislature-passes-work-bill-protesters-flood-capital/story?id=17934332

Windows 8: A 'Christmas gift for someone you hate'
http://bgr.com/2012/12/06/windows-8-criticism-android-ios/

Game of Thrones opening sung by a cat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEg4SEch27w

Cornerback Richard Crawford Fast Facts (he likes cake and Simpsons)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QanxxI5qkQ

this is brilliant... Mexican drugs cartels using TShirt cannons to shoot marijuana over the border - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2246989/Mexican-drug-gangs-using-T-shirt-CANNONS-soup-cans-filled-marijuana-500ft-U-S-border.html

Why are dead people "liking" stuff on facebook? - http://readwrite.com/2012/12/11/why-are-dead-people-liking-stuff-on-facebook

Another reason not to drink in Arlington
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/cutting-the-red-tape-from-happy-hour-in-virginia/2012/12/07/b400f150-3f2c-11e2-bca3-aadc9b7e29c5_story.html

NSFW - Cheerleader whore (BJ in photobooth)
http://www.the-mainboard.com/index.php?threads/excellent-whoring-terrible-internetting-and-everything-in-between.118129/page-5

wow, really F'ed up friend-prank
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Bfg2QFaweQ

Netflix ranks Google Fiber as the "most constantly fast ISP in America"
http://blog.netflix.com/2012/12/november-isp-rankings-for-usa.html

Hot Asian babes being asian and hot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvD0KbJAEZ0

Paul McCartney to fill-in for Kurt Cobain at a Nirvana concert tonight:
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/music-arts/paul-mccartney-subbing-kurt-cobain-nirvana-reunites-article-1.1218363

And here's a Beatles - Nirvana mash-up..."Smells Like Eleanor Rigby":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ipg6lTtoTds#!

Kobe Beef Is Back! New Rules Allow Some Japanese Beef In U.S.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/larryolmsted/2012/09/28/kobe-beef-is-back-new-rules-allow-some-japanese-beef-in-u-s/

'Ghostbusters' live-read grabs Seth Rogen, Jack Black, and Rainn Wilson -- EXCLUSIVE
http://insidemovies.ew.com/2012/12/11/seth-rogen-jack-black-rainn-wilson-ghostbusters-reitman/   (Bill Murray is a comic genius, read the article)

Pretty decent fight, language NSFW
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhm96I17TTCpe7w3SB

Here is an all inclusive breakdown of the Skins' Chances to reach the Playoff's. Right now its at 47%.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/football-insider/wp/2012/12/12/breaking-down-the-redskins-playoff-chances/

RIP Ravi. Theres definitely something lost in translation here, but I thought of this immediately after hearing about Ravi Shankar dying. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvZeouHrex0

shes fucking HOT and nails whiskey before letterman, I'm in love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=R_Dm8C1LKKg

This is how we learn.. TEXTBOOKS
http://thankstextbooks.tumblr.com/

Louis C.K. -- The Emmy-winning comedian, writer, and director plumbs his own psychological depths only to discover how deeply he loves the president—and loathes questionnaires.
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2013/01/louis-ck-proust-questionnaire

Get your cheesesteaks Washington DC
http://dc.eater.com/places/taylor-charles-steak-ice

The Michelangelo of our times: http://nymag.com/thecut/2012/12/this-artist-paints-boobs-on-presidents-faces.html

They'll never catch this guy... 12th victim groped in Fairfax County
http://www.wtop.com/149/3154415/12th-victim-groped-in-Fairfax-County

This video will make you proud to be a human on earth (and then realize how much money Google makes)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xY_MUB8adEQ#

Womens Basketball is SICK!?
http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/8738942/107-2-bloomington-south-girls-basketball-team-beats-arlington

A few of these have been linked in the past, but it's a pretty awesome collection of photos: http://twistedsifter.com/2012/12/top-100-pictures-of-the-day-2012/

Nick Cannon: Mariah Carey and I make love listening to her music - and sometimes she isn't even there
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/cannon-mariah-love-listening-music-article-1.1218455

ask men's 99 most desireable women list, spoiler, jennifer lawrence is #1:
http://www.askmen.com/specials/2013_top_99/99-brnice-marlohe.html
I personally disagree with #5, #4, and #1...

In honor of my favorite Polish Man
36 Hours in Steamboat Springs, Colo.
http://travel.nytimes.com/2012/12/09/travel/36-hours-in-steamboat-springs-colo.html?ref=travel&_r=1&

The 50 Worst Things On The Internet In 2012 [NSFW]
http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/the-50-worst-things-on-the-internet-in-2012-nsfw

Best and worst media errors of 2012 - http://www.poynter.org/latest-news/regret-the-error/197279/the-best-and-worst-media-errors-and-corrections-of-2012/

In-Spire-ing Photos: 1 World Trade Center Starts Getting Spire To Be Tallest Building In U.S.
http://gothamist.com/2012/12/12/photos_world_trade_center_gets_its.php#photo-1

Son of Va. Congressman pleads guilty to assault charge
http://www.wtop.com/109/3154448/P-Moran-pleads-guilty-to-assault-charge

The Victoria's Secret Angels Sing 'Deck the Halls'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FYFVXq38dAc

Meggings for bros
http://living.msn.com/style-beauty/simply-chic-blog-post/?post=da8b0fd9-6f1b-43c9-aefd-d548ed717b0d (IMHO, no thanks)

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Sugarplums dancing in my pants

D.C. Unveils Four Color Schemes for Taxicabs 
http://dcist.com/2012/12/dc_unveils_four_uniform_color_schem.php

Iran Worried U.S. Might Be Building 8,500th Nuclear Weapon
http://www.theonion.com/articles/iran-worried-us-might-be-building-8500th-nuclear-w,27325/

Johnny Football's GF
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/10/johnny-manziel-girlfriend-sarah-savage_n_2273019.html
and http://bustedcoverage.com/2012/12/10/johnny-manziel-girlfriend-sarah-savage-photos/

Little Brown Jug (Cartoon Sing along)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxmZ5sabk7U

Top 10 CEO pays that are "Whack"
www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/11/ceo-worker-pay-ratio_n_2259233.html

Woman Shits her pants, pulls into carwash, Husband cleans her asshole with a hose... NSFW
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/woman-shits-her-pants-pulls-into-carwash-husband-cleans-her-asshole-with-a-hose-do-work-internet-do-work/

Court Orders Terrell Suggs To Turn Over All Seven Of His Guns After He Allegedly Punched His Girlfriend And Dragged Her Alongside A Car http://deadspin.com/5966828/court-orders-terrell-suggs-to-turn-over-all-seven-of-his-guns-after-he-allegedly-punched-his-girlfriend-and-dragged-her-alongside-a-car

Mob style killing in NYC
http://www.businessinsider.com/midtown-manhattan-shooting-2012-12

The Female Orgasm Law (funny)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Y21GbLsreWg#

one of the best in game dunks i've ever seen. horrible call ref.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bhoah2OGltM

This was once on our BroSurvey
http://deadspin.com/5424415/sitters-vs-standers--the-great-wipe-hope

This is semi-NSFW, I found it interesting, you will too if you like BUTTS:
http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2012/12/03/meet-miss-bumbum-2012-best-butt-in-world/

Yankees out of StubHub deal
http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_/id/8733177/new-york-yankees-opt-stubhub-deal-announce-alliance-ticketmaster

Very NSFW!
http://ffffunny.com/funny-images/9439/original/ffffunny-pload20111108-20214-1361qp3-0.?1320782703

These kids are morons
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_22157591/cu-boulder-students-arrested-feeding-victims-pot-brownie

DIY Synth Kit
http://shop.technologywillsaveus.org/collections/frontpage/products/diy-synth-kit

Monkey in sheepskin jacket on the loose at Ikea in Toronto (LOLZ)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20667481

Not sure if you guys saw this or if its been blasted or what all, but gangnam is about to be the first youtube video to hit a billion views...lets do our part and watch it fifty more times http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0&feature=share&list=FLnfW1WSCChUczGCqU-7d6Iw

have you guys heard about Beck's "sheet music" album? http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2012/12/is-becks-sheet-music-album-a-cop-out-radical-art-or-both/266125/

"a new plane will take to China's skies every other day for the next two decades"
Chinese travellers aren't liking China's crowded skies - http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/12/10/china-airtravel-idUSL4N09D1LI20121210

This New Years Eve, let's have a Kiki
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGCD4xb-Tr8

Here's a SHOCKER... the 30 something woman who dedicated most of her professional life to hunting down Bin Laden is a huge C-word. Duh. - http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/in-zero-dark-thirty-shes-the-hero-in-real-life-cia-agents-career-is-more-complicated/2012/12/10/cedc227e-42dd-11e2-9648-a2c323a991d6_story.html

Gangnam hate: Heat is on South Korean rapper Psy for anti-American rap
http://articles.washingtonpost.com/2012-12-07/lifestyle/35701225_1_psy-gangnam-style-park-jae-sang

Every Touchdown Week 14 highlight video
http://nfl.cpl.delvenetworks.com/player/carousel/yahoo.html?channelId=de89a8aeb3e422bac4eb48567f10ebd0&channelListId&mediaId=a319a8b0ada24fc88353a95995cdc396

DISRESPECTFUL JETS FANS - THANKSGIVING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4xGGgz5TcI

Worst free throw I have ever seen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=x-MW5tkTWtQ

NSFW - Fatties dancing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-CR9MPAH_Q

Op-Ed: Time to Tune Out
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/11/opinion/roger-cohen-time-to-tune-out.html?ref=opinion&_r=0

Apparently, Mitt Romney gave Pacquiao a pep talk before his fight and started it with "Hi Manny. I ran for president and lost." Weird. Then Manny got knocked the F out. http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/boxing/mitt-romney-gets-front-row-seat-manny-pacquiao-031002224--box.html

Clever rebels- http://www.france24.com/en/20121209-sham-ii-new-fighting-machine-syria-rebels

This is crazy- http://news.yahoo.com/uk-police-unable-identify-man-fell-sky-075423972.html


CAUGHT ON VIDEO: Roof collapse during interview
http://www.cbs42.com/content/localnews/story/CAUGHT-ON-VIDEO-Roof-collapse-during-interview/MlttWVRRHEapA5JpQsAlZw.cspx

Watch out fatties, the Army is coming after you - http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/rising-number-of-soldiers-being-dismissed-for-failing-fitness-tests/2012/12/08/13d2e444-40b8-11e2-ae43-cf491b837f7b_story.html?hpid=z3

The Queen is coming at you in 3D this Christmas - http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/the-royal-we-in-3d-queens-christmas-message-to-be-in-more-than-two-dimensions-8398827.html

Pizza Hut perfume: http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/12/06/pizza-scented-perfume-for-100-lucky-pizza-hut-fans/

This guy is one hardcore mother fucker
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoichi_Yokoi

Sick new movie about GETTING RIPPED & JACKED!
http://pain-and-gain-trailer.blogspot.com/

Great ball of China: Farmer builds survival pod to save him (and 13 others) from tsunami, earthquake... and Mayan doomsday
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2246313/Great-ball-China-Farmer-builds-survival-pod-save-13-tsunami-earthquake--Mayan-doomsday.html

Fabian Thylmann, owner of Pornhub and YouPorn, arrested on Tax Evasion charges in Germany :(
www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/11/fabian-thylman-arrested-pornhub-youporn-taxes_n_2276381.html

Is this racist? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2246293/Tennis-player-Caroline-Wozniacki-accused-racist-impersonation-Serena-Williams-stuffing-bra-pants.html

Videos: Rare Glimpses of Amazing Birds-of-Paradise Courtship Rituals
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2012/12/birds-of-paradise/?pid=5631&viewall=true

Top Chef judge makes ya wanna FAP FAP FAP
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2246319/Padma-Lakshmi-shows-stunning-bikini-body-tiny-blue-piece.html

Wrap your D up in NYC
Study Shows Soaring STD Rates In Many Areas Of New York City
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/12/10/study-shows-soaring-std-rates-in-many-areas-of-new-york-city/  and  http://gothamist.com/2012/12/10/syphilis_is_soaring_in_soho_chelsea.php

This man has ballsacks all over his face
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2246515/Man-face-Latif-Khatana-overcomes-shocking-medical-condition-celebrate-birth-baby-daughter.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Update on NYC shotting
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/12/nyregion/police-release-video-in-killing-of-brandon-lincoln-woodard.html?ref=nyregion&_r=0

Tiki Barber talks about life after the NY Giants
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gC4EC88sVhI

This song is pretty chill, but I just really like the cover of the album: http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=zMIzTh0Lafg&feature=endscreen (chill song)

Some details are coming out about the Cowboy's accident http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/eyewitness-describes-scene-crash-claimed-life-cowboys-linebacker-170937707--nfl.html

According to this one article, the Hobbit will be good
http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/movies/the_hobbit_is_worth_the_three_hour_p19rtSOGk2F86QvgEiaVKJ?utm_source=SFnewyorkpost&utm_medium=SFnewyorkpost

Gandalf Playing Bagpipes and Riding a Unicycle in Portland
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9uFTBCg-C84

I think we all would....
http://www.allure.com/beauty-trends/blogs/daily-beauty-reporter/2012/11/allure-exclusive-marisa-miller-is-pregnant-and-still-looks-amazing.html

True Facts About Baby Echidnas (panty melter)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=L6kAE06mJAQ

4 Most Hilarious Public Screw-Ups Caused by Sloppy Googling
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-most-hilarious-public-screw-ups-caused-by-sloppy-googling/

Braylon Edwards is  JET again: http://thejetsblog.com/nyjets/news-braylon-edwards-officially-signs-with-jets/

Cool Bro, photography, currently in Iran: https://www.facebook.com/humansofnewyork

Exxon Hates Your Children
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uXV6FW9Vg0I

I love big _______ !
http://24.media.tumblr.com/442e4d6c78707b6a7d404cb03e7acf7c/tumblr_metbqsSXj01rx576no1_500.gif

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Frank Dux, like put up your dukes?

French sperm count 'falls by a third'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-20593467

How do you feel about a prego Marissa Miller?
http://www.allure.com/beauty-trends/blogs/daily-beauty-reporter/2012/11/allure-exclusive-marisa-miller-is-pregnant-and-still-looks-amazing.html

On the Free Syrian Army: How to build an Army in your basement - http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2012/12/04/how_to_build_an_army_in_your_basement

Most expensive movies ever made - http://www.businessinsider.com/most-expensive-movies-ever-made-2012-12?op=1

College Humor just DESTROYED Instagram in 3 minutes
www.businessinsider.com/college-humor-instagram-parody-2012-12

 Jim Harbaugh on saved by the bell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIR8EW3riZc

Another game of thrones:
Google, Apple, Facebook and Amazon are at each other's throats in all sorts of ways
http://www.economist.com/news/21567361-google-apple-facebook-and-amazon-are-each-others-throats-all-sorts-ways-another-game

Drunk History Christmas with Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d044421cd6/drunk-history-christmas-with-ryan-gosling-jim-carrey-and-eva-mendes

The old Jazz Masters are dying away http://my.chicagotribune.com/#section/544/article/p2p-73579309/
Dave Brubeck - Take 5 - 1966 (RIP) (Chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=faJE92phKzI


What is the fiscal cliff? Mr. Burns explains
http://www.wtop.com/681/3144376/Fiscal-Cliff-Explained

PSU Sorority have a racist Mexican themed party!
http://nbclatino.com/2012/12/04/penn-state-sorority-apologizes-for-having-offensive-mexican-themed-party/

i found this very amusing, no hesitation, right to the poop of the pants mention
http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/the-lakers-just-pooped-their-big-boy-pants/

Alicia Keys Sings "Gummi Bears" Theme Song (Jimmy Fallon)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW2NuxOC8fU

NASA's Voyager 1 reaches "the magnetic highway"... pretty rad
http://www.npr.org/player/v2/mediaPlayer.html?action=1&t=1&islist=false&id=166519632&m=166519611

Get Low Acoustic Cover
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDc3TvM2_O8&sns=em

Nice Jewish Guys Calendar 2013 Now Available For Holiday Season
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/04/nice-jewish-guys-calendar_n_2237842.html

John Coltrane Live in 1960, 1961 & 1965 (chill song) (1 hour and 36 minute concert)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEgp-cckoz4

Jouf Make GIF
http://i.picasion.com/pic61/f7958c0b3dc095ca503400530926d027.gif

Rage is contagious (funny cartoon)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaxBFnIUTrc

send this to yo bitches, bitches loves christmas, and mariah carey singing about christmas. #bitches
http://www.buzzfeed.com/kayluhb/the-best-rendition-of-all-i-want-for-christmas-eve-3xv

This is a full concert of the hipster band 'Alt-J': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcVRrlmpcWk&NR=1&feature=endscreen  (chill song)

DadBoner has a Twitter account, and this is the tumblr, quite humorous
http://fromthedeskofdadboner.tumblr.com/

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Fwd: Kittridge: Last Stand in Denver

Merry Christmas Bros (NSFW) - http://i.imgur.com/gSiA3.jpg

19 People Worried About The Fantasy Football Implications Of The Chiefs Shooting
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/19-people-worried-about-the-fantasy-football-impli

Jets Fan Breaks Out The Mark Sanchez "Buttfumble" Jersey
http://deadspin.com/5965101/jets-fan-breaks-out-the-mark-sanchez-buttfumble-jersey

Regulators From All Over Take Aim at Uber
http://dcist.com/2012/12/regulators_from_all_over_take_aim_a.php

Game Of Thrones' Season 3 Behind-The-Scenes Sneak Peek From HBO (VIDEO)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/03/game-of-thrones-season-3-video_n_2229459.html

Video: Irate Straphanger Tries To Stab Woman With A Pen On Packed 6 Train
http://gothamist.com/2012/12/03/video_stepped_upon_lady_loses_it_on.php

great NSFW-ish of kate upton.
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/i-take-back-those-nasty-things-i-said-about-kate-upton-the-other-day/

Curacao police have new leads in $11.5M gold heist
http://news.msn.com/world/curacao-police-have-new-leads-in-dollar115m-gold-heist

Tom Coughlin Zoom in
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1825607/tomflag.gif

Ninja: http://www.entertheninja.com/fact_history.php
 
Great Ninja special on the Smithsonian Channel: http://www.smithsonianchannel.com/site/sn/show.do?show=141184

I know...super late.... but still
Police: Kansas City Chiefs linebacker Jovan Belcher kills girlfriend, takes own life
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/report-chiefs-player-kills-girlfriend-takes-own-life-154951891--nfl.html

5 hours of airplane landings in 30 seconds - http://www.petapixel.com/2012/12/01/five-hours-of-airplane-landings-captured-in-thirty-seconds/

Ambulance gets 'booted' while paramedics tend to emergency
http://www.wwltv.com/news/eyewitness/brendanmccarthy/Ambulance-gets-booted-while-tending-to-emergency-181631351.html

Brady Quinn gets deep:
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/12/03/brady-quinns-poignant-comments-on-relationship/

This story on 60 minutes last night was pretty nuts.
North Korean defector talks about life at notorious Camp 14 - http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-18560_162-57556456/horrors-revealed-at-north-korean-prison-camp/
This is the book (Escape from Campe 14) written about the same guy - http://www.amazon.com/Escape-Camp-14-Remarkable-Odyssey/dp/0670023329

The Pope's new twitter account:
https://twitter.com/Pontifex

First text was sent 20 years ago yesterday:
http://gizmodo.com/5965121/the-first-text-message-was-sent-20-years-ago-today?utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_twitter&utm_source=gizmodo_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Filthy Mitt Romney Delivers Campaign Speech To Audience Of Confused Shoppers In Ohio Safeway http://www.theonion.com/articles/filthy-mitt-romney-delivers-campaign-speech-to-aud,30522/

Damn, Jovan Belcher's fiance is a cousin of Jamaal Charles' wife.  That's how they met.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8705764/jovan-belcher-kansas-city-chiefs-shot-self-once-police-arrived

Iron Giant: Up close with Kuratas, the $1.4 million, 4-ton mech robot -
http://www.theverge.com/2012/12/3/3722592/kuratas-robot-iron-giant-four-ton-mech

Ha, Kate Middleton Opinion piece on The Onion: "Cut this Monster Out of Me".
http://www.theonion.com/articles/cut-this-monster-out-of-me,30602

 I can't even wrap my head around this.  Like the balls on Brad Pitt.  Is he out of his mind messing with Iron Mike in the 80s?  The baddest dude alive?
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/mike-tyson-opens-up-about-the-time-he-caught-brad-pitt-banging-his-wife-in-the-80s/1444444

Cat-Friend vs Dog-Friend (comedy sketch)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbycvPwr1Wg

Even on Short-Term Stimulus, Republicans and Obama Can't Agree
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/05/business/economy/republicans-balk-at-obamas-short-term-stimulus.html?hp&_r=0

Belcher spent night with a gal pal before killing
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/chief_other_girl_uULWUcuM7p4tJb2PLeaITP

Self-aware?
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=self-awareness-with-a-simple-brain&WT.mc_id=SA_Facebook  related to this:
The Genesis of Skynet [Terminator 2]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DQsG3TKQ0I

DMX Sings Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer - http://now.msn.com/dmx-rapper-sings-rudolph-the-red-nosed-reindeer-in-viral-video

Israeli Basketball Star Suspended For Calling Opponent A Nazi
http://deadspin.com/5965487/

This picture is messed up dawg
http://www.upi.com/blog/2012/12/04/NY-Post-publishes-morbid-death-on-the-subway-cover/3721354631250/

Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs:
http://instagram.com/p/S0bEmPogsC/

Bluetooth stickers will help you find your stuff - but not your dignity... http://boingboing.net/2012/12/03/bluetooth-stickers-help-you-fi.html

Taylor Charles Steak & Ice Opens Next Week (DC Bros) - New Cheesesteak spot in DC
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/2012/12/04/taylor-charles-steak-ice-opens-next-week/

Funny Sports t-shirts..
http://sportscrack.com/store.html#college

Police report shows new details in Jovan Belcher murder-suicide
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/police-report-shows-details-jovan-belcher-murder-suicide-152440857--nfl.html

The Difference Between American and Swedish Girls (not funny at all, but the chick is pretty attractive)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaQePIengvo&NR=1&feature=fvwp

Morgan Freeman's Big Sneeze
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=LDydSrIpZTY&feature=fvwp

Bonobo 50 min Boiler Room DJ set (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jW-ItsXazM

NSFW - Big Booty Brazil Girls Contest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeoqJbSEQ3w

Muppets, best running gag: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LwMZHrRG0I

Nightstalker - Go get some (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=eiMXWyHE8pc&NR=1

Blasted Before, but damn... Chick with Tongue talent will make you apply for citizenship to Fapistan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Hlm7yjV0ut8#!

Big Spider Attacks Daddy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRV4d9LCawU&NR=1&feature=fvwp

When not busy pioneering his theory of natural selection, Darwin also applied scientific logic to courting the female of the species - http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/blog/2012/nov/30/private-life-of-charles-darwin

Susan Rice's controversial Africa policy during the Clinton administration - http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2012/11/the-controversial-africa-policy-of-susan-rice/265752/

The Feds Will Use All Your Facebook Likes And Dislikes Against You In Court - http://www.businessinsider.com/indictment-of-terror-subjects-reveals-fbi-uses-facebook-likes-and-shares-for-evidence-2012-11

Chinese model sentenced to 9 months for dressing up like a sexy cop (no nudity, but slightly NSFW if you're a pussy) - http://gawker.com/5964420/china-sentences-model-to-jail-time-for-dressing-up-like-a-sexy-police-officer

New XBOX to be released next year - http://www.businessinsider.com/a-new-xbox-is-coming-next-year-2012-11

Mideast men go under knife for manly mustaches - http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/29/world/meast/mustache-transplants-middle-east/index.html

xion protective gear - stunt protection, allround body protection, blunt trauma protection
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiq2Hxl5zx4

Secret to making food look so delicious in Ads - http://gizmodo.com/5964493/the-secret-to-making-food-look-so-delicious-in-ads-hint-slow-motion

Despite cries that US Defense is going broke because of budget cuts, we're still spending $10B on upgrades to our nuclear arsenal in Western Europe - http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012/11/10-billion-nuke-upgrade/

This might be the most awful thing ever published by the Atlantic.
Ke$ha is the last great rock star? - http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2012/12/ke-ha-is-the-last-great-rock-star/265811/

The Atlantic's Year in Photos 2012 - http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2012/12/2012-the-year-in-photos-part-1-of-3/100418/

Ghosts of DC - The lost and untold history of Washington http://ghostsofdc.org/

The Suicide Mission - Comedy Skit
http://www.youtube.com/user/fatawesomefilms?feature=watch

This Dirty Hippy Can Whirl Like A Motherfucker!
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/this-dirty-hippy-can-whirl-like-a-motherfucker/

John McAfee basically taunting Police in Belize http://www.uproxx.com/technology/2012/12/john-mcafee-vice/

Eddy Curry Has A Clothing Company Called ZooHigh, Because "Animals Are Almost Just As Dope As Humans"
http://deadspin.com/5965618/eddy-curry-has-a-clothing-company-called-zoohigh-because-animals-are-almost-just-as-dope-as-humans

This Dad is a hero: http://living.msn.com/life-inspired/be-a-hero/video?videoid=6eb73158-f7bf-4d4b-9654-7a3281987783&from=en-us_msnhp

Norv Turner Fingering his neck-waddle  LOLZ
http://www.boltsfromtheblue.com/2012/11/27/3698974/norv-turner-approval-rating-week-13

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Dicksani

NSFW - This girl owns a warehouse instead of a rectum. [NSFW]
http://i.minus.com/isl1SWt20OvFH.gif

This is how I want to walk away from most couple-oriented events/activities
http://i.imgur.com/oV8J0.gif

For my greater DC area bros:
So . . . Any wonder why the new express lane opening here in northern Virginia has yielded multiple accidents?  http://i.imgur.com/85KFn.jpg

The Allman Brothers Band - You Don't Love Me (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMAHQAtUB58&feature=youtube_gdata_player

This will make you want to rip your dick off and peg it at a brick wall...
http://jezebel.com/5963708/you-must-watch-jenelle-evans-impassioned-speech-about-keha

The 2011 Miss Reef Calendar (Boners) (Semi NSFW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEVyNtPXAFI

Virginia Beach reportedly reaches deal with Comcast, Kings; may ask for $150 million from statehouse http://www.sactownroyalty.com/2012/11/28/3701212/virginia-beach-reportedly-reaches-deal-with-comcast-kings-may-ask-for

Weird: https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/273806459622539266

What Happened When NYU Students Discovered They Could Email 40,000 People At Once
http://www.buzzfeed.com/atmccann/what-happened-when-nyu-students-discovered-they-co

This guy looks like an idiot. http://www.wtop.com/267/3135486/Top-Guns

The Hater's Guide To Notre Dame
http://deadspin.com/5963736/the-haters-guide-to-notre-dame

Tom Ricks covered the Pentagon for 8 years for the Wall Street Journal. He just finished a book about modern day generals, goes on Fox news, is asked about the Benghazi attacks, and calls out FOX is perfect plain speech for being a wing of the republican party hyping up deaths for political gain.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbUz3pIPmTY
To this guy's credit, when he was asked later by MSNBC to do an interview with them, he turned them down saying "You're (MSNBC) just like fox, only worse at it" hahaha, awesome.

With Bill Murray, Just Take the Trip
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/02/movies/bill-murray-star-of-hyde-park-on-hudson.html?hp&_r=1&

Interesting op-ed from Warren Buffet http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/26/opinion/buffett-a-minimum-tax-for-the-wealthy.html?src=me&ref=general

Power Ball is at 550 Million: http://www.powerball.com/pb_home.asp
My Marketing Professor once called the lottery "A tax on the stupid."

Excellent Xmas Gift idea: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004E4EQOY/?tag=buzz0f-20

Best Memes of 2012: http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-best-memes-of-2012

A Roundup of DC's 16 Iconic Dive Bars
http://dc.eater.com/archives/2012/11/27/a-look-at-dcs-iconic-dive-bars.php

Blasted many times, but still one of my top 5 favorite YouTube videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw&feature=g-crec

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Cheese Grater VagWalls

Being a public official in Mexico is fucking dangerous:
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/11/26/former-mexican-mayor-found-beaten-to-death

DC Folks: New Condos at City Center looks SICK
http://www.residencesatcitycenterdc.com/

Cultural Ambassador of Partying
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2012/11/26/the-short-and-bizarre-diplomatic-tenure-of-andrew-w-k/

British soccer player transfers to French league and puts on a really bad French accent for press conference - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20511307

Skrillex Talks To Household Appliances
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNgFouiW-8c

Busta Rhymes - Dangerous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJUk45l4h8c

Razon Ramon & the Chicas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWEOxIJsxws

The sound of a beard slap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTnIjqEA4Ro&feature=g-hist

Super super super old.... but SO damn good. (fatty almost falls out of carnival ride)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYgEn_xQQKI&feature=g-hist

Crack Rock Refund - COPS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JkwZUk3Kng

I really like the little wheelchair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdHjHPo9UWw&feature=g-crec-f

Mrs. Doubtfire Trailer Recut - Horror Film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRv4gxACIxM

Giorgio "Looky Looky" (1969) Musicolor (chill song) (Weird song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6OMfUleLFM

Speech 101 Prank FINAL (talk about devotion to a prank.... 4 months)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HgO_dabeKJk

'Two and a Half Men' star begs viewers to stop watching his 'filth' of a show
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/-two-and-a-half-men--star-begs-viewers-to-stop-watching-his--filth--of-a-show-212823396.html?cache=clear

THE ONION Fools China again!
North Korea's top leader named The Onion's Sexiest Man Alive for 2012
http://english.people.com.cn/90777/8035568.html
Here's the Onion article on Kim Jong Eun that fooled China's state newspaper
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2012/11/27/heres-the-onion-article-on-kim-jong-un-that-fooled-chinas-state-newspaper/

The sole purpose of this twitter account is to call out people who forget the hyphen in Spider-Man: https://twitter.com/Respecthehyphen

Derek & the  Dominos - Keep On Growing (Chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJYdJ53_tS8

This made me LOL
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/nailed-it-281.jpg

I find this VERY funny, people being scared in an elevator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTzGqgzmNyU&feature=player_embedded

Lolz! Detectives Overlooked Casey Anthony's 'I Killed My Daughter' AMA On Reddit
http://www.theonion.com/articles/detectives-overlooked-casey-anthonys-i-killed-my-d,30515/

Fracturing 2 ribs at age 29 makes me want to sing this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50Sq4n4kt2k

joseph gordon levitt might be new batman
http://www.newser.com/story/158313/joseph-gordon-levitt-the-next-batman-report.html

If you like LCD Soundsystem this is a cool interview with James Murphy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60aAdCztRBY&feature=watch-vrec

EXTREMELY NSFW!  NSFW NSFW NSFW  (funny gif... i guess)
http://www.uselessjunk.com/da/3890
NSFW

The 20 Richest Metros in America (the First 2 Will Surprise You)
http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2012/11/the-20-richest-metros-in-america-the-first-2-will-surprise-you/265611/

NSFW NSFW NSFW - Striaght up Porn.... i'm sorry?
http://xhamster.com/movies/978158/passion_hd_teen_spinner_has_a_sensual_sex_workout.html

Liquid Liquid - 'Cavern' 1983: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL45YOtbuy0 (chill song)

DC Design House Will Hit Market For $15 Million
http://dc.urbanturf.com/articles/blog/dc_design_house_will_hit_market_for_15_million/6294

Monday, November 26, 2012

Her wealthy snatch was known as Rupert Furdoch

Explore the past
http://www.retronaut.com/

Funny Cartoon
http://www.npr.org/2012/11/26/165646807/double-take-toons-hostess-with-the-leastest

Kid at Atlanta Hawks game has eye for cheerleader's candy (Video)
http://larrybrownsports.com/youtubeage/kid-atlanta-hawks-game-cheerleader-candy-video/163108

Did Lions' Ndamukong Suh intentionally kick Matt Schaub below the belt?
http://www.freep.com/article/20121122/SPORTS01/121122011/detroit-lions-houston-texans

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This describes me last Wednesday night.

potvaliancy \POT-val-yuhn-see\, noun:

Brave only as a result of being drunk.

    Obed looked over his shoulder, peering at me with his little short—sighted pig's eyes, into which, in my potvaliancy, I immediately chucked half a tumbler of very strong grog, and under cover of it attempted to bolt through the scuttle.
    -- Michael Scott, Tom Cringle's Log
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Creepy cricket fan Dramatic moment Version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QelCh38n2bI

Fat Kid With Creepy Laugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqynT-deDuo&feature=fvwp&NR=1

Creepy Stare #2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0sOJVem1HM

Cushing man gets jail for striking estranged wife with genitalia
http://bangordailynews.com/2012/11/23/news/midcoast/cushing-man-gets-jail-for-striking-estranged-wife-with-genitalia/

PBS News Hour on Iran. About nine minutes long, well worth watching.
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/world/july-dec12/iran_11-23.html

Ala. Lawmaker Pushing For Allowing Guns At Work
http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2012/11/23/ala-lawmaker-pushing-for-allowing-guns-at-work/

Gin Wigmore - Man Like That (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is6AFxPkTAA

Japan's ninjas heading for extinction
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20135674

Ben Franklin Talks sex in AssCreed 3
http://www.ign.com/videos/2012/11/08/assassins-creed-3-easter-egg-ben-franklin-talks-sex

Weird Goat Compilation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqgGlgonEa4

Shaq getting an ear shotgun
http://i.imgur.com/YNhka.gif

SICK dunk by my main man Harrison Barnes:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/26/harrison-barnes-dunk-nikola-pekovic-video_n_2191240.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

More suspensions from taking adderal- http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8675242/richard-sherman-brandon-browner-seattle-seahawks-facing-4-game-suspensions-sources

marilyn monroe BEWBS. NSFW. that is all.
http://i.imgur.com/72LcC.jpg

Last Night's NFL Broadcast Featured A Lot Of Jets Fans Who Were Pissed Off, Ridiculously Dressed, Or Both http://deadspin.com/5962896/last-nights-nfl-broadcast-featured-a-lot-of-jets-fans-who-were-pissed-off-ridiculously-dressed-or-both

Oldie, but CLASSIC...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mYfDnc42wog

Mark Sanchez has 'The Most Mark Sanchez Play Ever'
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2012/11/22/3680942/mark-sanchez-hilarious-terrible

JETS Superfan, Fireman Ed retires...most likely in disgust...
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/8675816/new-york-jets-superfan-fireman-ed-hangs-helmet

Nothing like a good Face Plant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny93Pwd8slY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Boots & Cats (chill song) (weird song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nni0rTLg5B8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Did you know that Mary Kate & Ashley Olson are racists? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmQ4nRbtbTM&feature=g-crec-f

Best Christmas Present Ever - Some girls have no respect for themselves (What an absolute slut) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgvIcHxLmXg

Already blasted, but just a heads up... you MIGHT get dumped within the next 4 weeks.
http://www.informationisbeautiful.net/2010/peak-break-up-times-on-facebook/

I love me some Reddit JOKES
http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2012/11/facebook-copy-cat-replicates-douchey-profile-photos/

This is great, UCLA blew a huge lead and then gave the game away at the end by fouling at midcourt when it was tied http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaab-the-dagger/blunder-norman-powell-dooms-struggling-ucla-embarrassing-loss-063554980--ncaab.html

Jason Babin May Have Lost His Mind
http://deadspin.com/5963385/jason-babin-may-have-lost-his-mind

damn, lazio "nazis'" (roman soccer team) attack and stab a bunch of tottenham (london team) supporters in euro league action
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/ashley-mills-spurs-fan-stabbed-1452372
then soccer fans chanted "adolf hitler"
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jtes/british-football-fans-chant-adolf-hitler-hes-co