Rotund Rumps

Radical T-shirt (Simpsons)
http://www.absolutet-shirts.com/pray-mojo-shirts-p-125.html

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haimish \HEY-mish\, adjective:
    Homey; cozy and unpretentious.
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Amelia Earhart didnt like her freckles and she prob lived on this island for years, like castaway and wilson
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47623025/ns/technology_and_science-science/#.T8dwsb_j5FV

Waking up after anesthesia (I feel dizzy)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__dUlY0JpSc

More details on the body part deliveries in Ottawa.
Body-parts suspect may have gone to France after killing:
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/body-parts-suspect-may-have-travelled-to-france-after-killing-sources/article2448275/

HBO to show penetration: http://laist.com/2007/07/11/new_hbo_dramade.php

Police tackle man on field during U.S.-Brazil match
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/post/police-tackle-man-on-field-during-us-brazil-match/2012/05/31/gJQA3JTB4U_blog.html

It's Time To Start Watching The Giant Student Protests In Quebec
http://www.businessinsider.com/quebec-protests-montreal-students-casseroles-2012-5#ixzz1wSaqn2C5

'Bath Salts' Drug Suspected In Miami Face-Eating Attack
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2012/05/30/153989768/bath-salts-drug-suspected-in-miami-face-eating-attack?sc=fb&cc=fp
pics of the victim (gross) http://gawker.com/5913979/do-these-unbelievably-horrifying-photos-show-the-miami-cannibals-victim

Nike Air Yeezy will release globally on June 9th
http://nikeinc.com/news/the-nike-air-yeezy-ii#/inline/10958

Manly Beard Memes:  http://www.thebeardly.com/

Fed: Student loans soar 275% over past decade  (Fucking tell me about it...)
http://money.cnn.com/2012/05/31/news/economy/fed-student-loans/index.htm

Relax with this: Brisas de Mar (alegria) Don Soledad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfgJXgjiSvw

Look at this douche: Russian millionaire throws paper planes made of money into crowd
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/russian-millionaire-throws-paper-planes-made-money-crowd-174532847.html

Great coach:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/gallery/featured/GAL1134706/4/16/index.htm

What an idiot. http://www.wtop.com/546/2885064/Gifford-questions-Martin-Short-about-wife-2-years-after-her-death

Fuckin' eh, man.  Our galaxy is going to collide with another galaxy in four billion years:
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/nasas-hubble-shows-milky-way-is-destined-for-head-on-collision-2012-05-31

DeShawn Stevenson has an ATM in his kitchen http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9303708/NBA-star-DeShawn-Stevenson-installs-cash-machine-in-his-kitchen.html

What begins with girl scout cookies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihLBCbNIDbI&feature=share
Ends with life in prison:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhaGrCSq7YM

LOLzies - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJP_5bkP_2I

"Disregard Women, Acquire Currency"

RIP doc watson... proof that an ole white man can groove too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La-QiWzwgOM

6 Upcoming BBQ Festivals in DC
http://blog.zagat.com/2012/05/6-upcoming-bbq-festivals-in-dc.html#utm_source=twitter%26utm_medium=twitter

DC is booming
http://www.theatlanticcities.com/housing/2012/05/washingtons-growing-pains/2129/

Mayor Gray plays cornhole
http://dcist.com/2012/05/mayor_gray_plays_cornhole.php#photo-1

for all the GoT nerds:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyWtfMvipOE

If you have not seen "Cedar Rapids", go see it ASAP!  THE DEANZIE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iCvhIPmNEQ

Great Ukranian Bartender
http://thechive.com/2012/05/30/amazing-ukrainian-bartender-has-some-serious-skills-video/

Wow, this lawmaker TOTALLY loses it:
http://politicalwire.com/archives/2012/05/30/illinois_lawmaker_loses_it.html

Casiopea - Galactic Funk (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKgjOCuW_MU

Ephemeral Islands
http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/05/29/ephemeral-islands/

Canadian police investigating a parcel containing a human foot say they have discovered a second package containing a body part at a post office in Ottawa.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18261140

more on cities/dc
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2012/05/29/us/growing-education-divide-in-cities.html?ref=us
 DC is the most educated metropolitan area in the country.

ust started listening to this band 'Royal Headache', pretty good so far, this one sounds just like pre-60's Beatles:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YRmGI_mCrw (chill song)

this is humorous, MJ's son nailing porn stars on Twitter
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2012/05/michael-jordans-son-marcus-accidentally-tweets-about-tricking-for-a-porn-star-photos/?

Aroldis Chapman's hotel room reportedly robbed, woman left tied up
http://larrybrownsports.com/baseball/aroldis-chapman-hotel-room-robbed/138660

Porn shoot took center stage at L.A. Coliseum
http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/05/30/porn-shoot-took-center-stage-at-l-a-coliseum/

You guys read about the New AIDS of the Americas?
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/29/science/spread-of-chagas-is-called-the-new-aids-of-the-americas.html

Damn, a good example of someone getting totally fucked by our health care system:
http://www.10news.com/news/31128723/detail.html

Sick house in Mumbai (Ambani Family)
http://www.vanityfair.com/society/2012/06/ambani-residence-exclusive-photos-slideshow#slide=1   This Dude: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mukesh_Ambani

Good for the Wiz
Wizards will part with Rashard Lewis, Andray Blatche before NBA Draft
http://tracking.si.com/2012/05/30/wizards-rashard-lewis-andray-blatche/?eref=twitter_feed

Fat Possum
http://imgur.com/gallery/bGSb0

Funny note from mom:
http://imgur.com/gallery/AI7Kw

Dupont Metro escalator horror story: http://imgur.com/gallery/KquOs

AVP: http://imgur.com/gallery/2ADA0

Teleport your wang inside me bro

Anti Krugman
http://www.instituteforenergyresearch.org/2012/05/23/there-he-goes-again-paul-krugman-invents-solyndra-facts/

Angry Cow MEME http://www.pophangover.com/2012/05/22/the-best-of-the-evil-cows-meme/

Do the Jews Own Anxiety?
http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/05/26/do-the-jews-own-anxiety/?src=me&ref=general

Cool Videos
http://www.artician.com/mag/inspiration/reel-inspiration-4-space-generation/

N. Korean officials executed in staged traffic accidents
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/report-n-korean-official-executed-staged-traffic-accidents-155745223.html

An Archaeology of the Mistaken Present
http://disorientalism.net/projects/an-archaeology-of-the-mistaken-present/

Fight in Ukraine's parliament over language bill
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A37eLzwQ-MM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Dr. John - Locked Down [Teaser] (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxAmqxTyxe4&ob=av2e

This Week's Top Web Comedy Video: Boys Night In
http://gizmodo.com/5913473/this-weeks-top-web-comedy-video-boys-night-in

Be Serious for 30 sec
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3jg9HwCJjM&feature=player_embedded

Venus will bukkake the sun on June 5-6
http://www.transitofvenus.org/

Key words raise red flags for Homeland Security
http://wtop.com/41/2881686/Key-words-raise-red-flags-for-DHS

Anthony Bourdan is coming to CNN:
http://cnnpressroom.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/29/anthony-bourdain-joins-cnn-to-host-new-weekend-program/

Just another super hot babe to get you angry for no reason
http://www.melaniekannokada.com/gallery.php
http://www.linkedin.com/in/melaniekann

Real life version of "UP!"
http://www.fubiz.net/2011/03/07/real-life-version-of-up/

Cheeky Brit w/ bullhorn - "Everything is okay montage"
http://www.truthdig.com/avbooth/item/dont_worry_everything_is_ok_20111112/

Government tyranny: Illinois Department of Agriculture secretly destroys beekeeper's bees and 15 years of research proving Monsanto's Roundup kills bees http://www.naturalnews.com/035920_beekeeper_Illinois_raid.html#ixzz1wH9VbdAJ

Slinky on a treadmill
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=711bZ_pLusQ

Chocolatey Bird http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2012/02/genius-cockatoo.jpg

Leaf Blower to the face: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/9294874/Blow-Job-leaf-blower-portraits-by-Tadas-Cerniauskas.html

17 More Images That Can't Be Unseen
http://pleated-jeans.com/2012/01/31/17-more-images-that-cant-be-unseen-3/

Stuffy nose? http://howtoclearablockednose.pen.io/

haha, funny skit, Basketball Dicks
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/7f070b8b36/basketball-dicks

Workaholics interview (new season starts tonight May 29)- http://www.avclub.com/articles/workaholics-blake-anderson-adam-devine-and-anders,75649/

Solid hockey GIF:  http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1079851/E9cO2.gif

IMF's Christine Lagarde, Who Chastised Greek Tax Evaders, Pays No Taxes
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2012/05/29/153919300/imf-chief-christine-lagarde-who-chastised-greek-tax-evaders-pays-no-taxes?sc=fb&cc=fp

Get your Pangolin on: http://wtop.com/860/1479797/Animals-in-the-News

Bubble on the Potomac (yeah, that means DC)
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,2115062,00.html
Here's the article for all you normal bros that don't subscribe to TIME's BS: http://pastebin.com/EZENnNMw

Shadows & Dust

Paul Krugman, a liberal, Nobel winning economist, refutes wall street's arguments decrying proposals for tougher financial regulation:
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/25/opinion/krugman-egos-and-immorality.html?_r=1&hp
 
This was a response to conservative journalist David Brooks' recent article defending private equity firms in the name of increased American productivity and trickle down prosperity:
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/22/opinion/brooks-how-change-happens.html?ref=davidbrooks

Gunman Wearing Darth Vader Mask Robs Ohio Bank, Amusingly Makes Getaway On BMX Bike
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/bank-robber/darth-vader-robs-bank-734801

Barry offends Polish-Americans while apologizing to Asian-Americans
http://www.wtop.com/109/2878053/Barry-offends-Polish-in-apology-to-Asians

Old Ways Disappearing In The New Mongolia
http://www.npr.org/2012/05/24/152842270/old-ways-disappearing-in-the-new-mongolia?sc=ipad&f=1001

What life is like in the Puget Sound
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/digital-short-im-on-a-boat/998982

The Time Barry Obama Bogarted All the Joints in Hawaii
http://gawker.com/5913294/the-time-barry-obama-bogarted-all-the-joints-in-hawaii

D-Wade rocks some hot pink pants a finger sleeve
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/dwyane-wade-hot-pink-pants-kind-thing-away-142749376.html
LeBron: "Damn, for real, those are closeout pants? And the finger sleeve?"
Wade: "You gotta coordinate."
LeBron: "You look like Eddie Murphy in the '80s."
Wade: "Eddie Murphy wishes he looked like me."

Flash Animations for Physics
http://www.upscale.utoronto.ca/GeneralInterest/Harrison/Flash/

Diablo 3: A virtual world of money
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20120524-a-virtual-world-of-money

Governor says NJ will implement sports betting on its own, defying federal ban on it
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/governor-says-nj-will-implement-sports-betting-on-its-own-defying-federal-ban-on-it/2012/05/24/gJQACb8nnU_story.html

NSFW, this broad is hot
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/guess-that-ass-nsfw-2/#more-42655

This is really sad and anger inducing. I hope he can make it to the pros one day- http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2012/05/25/153705668/cleared-of-rape-conviction-california-man-remains-unbroken

How Crumbling U.S. Dollars Bailed Out Zimbabwe
http://www.npr.org/2012/05/25/153425459/how-crumbling-u-s-dollars-bailed-out-zimbabwe

Spit & Slide

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Yigritte's Fire Bush

'Thrones' battle this Sunday 'like nothing ever seen on TV'
http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/tv/war_comes_to_tT2EDg5ybkh67o4F1Uhj2O#ixzz1vi1h2w6r

Social Media Marketing
http://www.businessinsider.com/social-media-marketing-landscape-complicated-2012-5?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+businessinsider+%28Business+Insider%29&goback=.gmp_41352.gde_41352_member_117905092

Semi-NSFW - Megan Fox Yammies
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1oW5Fs/:VeRiV6w-:U+s!Mc2y/www.meganfoxsupergirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Megan-Fox-Supergirl-iPad.jpg/

SOPA Emergency IP list:
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1wFz6l/:IScM_HMd:aKp9z!MS/codebangers.com/?p=166/

History, in FB form
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1VxRPe/:12MjT1eOV:biRyaHAK/freespace.virgin.net/markr.rowe/fb-history/fb-history.htm/

New Bizarre Sea Creature
http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2012/05/22/153278791/why-is-that-undulating-blob-of-flesh-inspecting-my-oil-drill

Baby Penguin Reacts to First Sight of Human
http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/watch-baby-penguin-reacts-first-sight-human-161737487--abc-news-tech.html

Scientology movie
http://www.forbes.com/sites/rogerfriedman/2012/05/22/cannes-scientology-will-have-to-deal-with-the-master/

SkyDive w/ out a parachute
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-18160632

excessive use of videogames and online porn is creating a generation of shy and risk-adverse guys—who are unable (and unwilling) to navigate the complexities and risks inherent to real-life relationships, school and employment.
http://www.amazon.com/The-Demise-Guys-Struggling-ebook/dp/B00850HTHO/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1337793089&sr=8-2#reader_B00850HTHO

Man Arrested for OWI with Zebra, Parrot in Front Seat of Truck
http://www.kcrg.com/news/local/Zebra-Parrot-Found-in-Truck-During-Police-Stop-152634465.html

Great Gatsby --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=G7DonhNflsw

This chick is unreal! (Semi-NSFW) Kate Upton
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2148733/Kate-Upton-Beach-Bunny-Swimwear-Sports-Illustrated-cover-girl-new-bikini-collection-campaign.html

Investors sue Facebook, Morgan Stanley
http://money.cnn.com/2012/05/23/technology/facebook-lawsuit/index.htm?hpt=hp_t1

Find cozy Lodging whilst you travel
http://travel.nytimes.com/2012/05/27/travel/six-sites-that-curate-lodging-options-so-you-dont-have-to.html?src=dayp

Crazy Russian Kids Jump From Building for Fun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBs185Ej_bw

Damn, read the annoying shit this Olympics chick Lolo Jones tweets...  its gonna make you angry:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/lolo-jones-is-the-olympian-version-of-liz-lemon

Must Read for all fiscally responsible bros
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1250004470/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=thepetschsho-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=1250004470

Naughty lil nerd- http://news.yahoo.com/software-exec-charged-lego-bar-code-scam-131139992--abc-news-savings-and-investment.html

Nice list of easy tacos...
http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/cda/article_print/0,1983,FOOD_32086_6050204_ARTICLE-BUILDER-STEPBYSTEP,00.html

ANALYST: If Zuckerberg Hadn't Worn That Hoodie At The Roadshow, Facebook Might Not Have Plunged Like This
http://www.businessinsider.com/michael-pachter-on-the-facebook-flop-2012-5#ixzz1vjDxsgUX

Ingersoll-Rand

crazy Russians with a death wish:
http://thechive.com/2012/05/21/crazy-russians-dont-seem-to-understand-that-they-dont-get-a-do-over-at-life-video/

Exclusive: 'MacGruber 2′ In the Works?
http://screencrush.com/exclusive-macgruber-2/

This Infectious 'Thank You Facebook' Song May Make You Deactivate Your Account
http://gawker.com/5912154/this-infectious-thank-you-facebook-song-may-make-you-deactivate-your-account

Hear OK Computer & Kid A 8-Bit Style (Radiohead)
http://stereogum.com/1038431/hear-ok-computer-kid-a-in-8-bit-style/mp3s/

Authorities say eight people are hurt after shots rang out in Oklahoma City as thousands of people left the NBA playoff game between the Thunder and the Los Angeles Lakers.
http://espn.go.com/nba/playoffs/2012/story/_/id/7958293/gunshots-fired-following-oklahoma-city-thunder-game-8-injured

New Bond Movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xJ4dAY3DW4c

Hope you didn't get in on the Facebook IPO
http://www.cnbc.com/id/47518817

Rockstar-statistician Hans Rosling has previously explained why the washing machine sparked the reading revolution and how 200 countries changed over 200 years. In this shortest TED talk ever given http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UNs-ziziPyo

Semen-filled cupcake scandal rocks St. Paul's Como Park High School
http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2012/05/rumors_of_semen-filled_cupcake_lead_to_suspension_big_trouble_for_st_paul_student.php

I believe we cracked this code during one of our Bro Surveys
11% of Men Masturbate While Driving http://www.limelife.com/blog-entry/11-of-Men-Masturbate-While-Driving/51010.html

cool picture
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/18/t-magazine/farm-fraiche-in-the-southwest-of-france.html?_r=1&ref=travel

Watch Bill Murray's Behind The Scenes Tour Of Moonrise Kingdom
http://gothamist.com/2012/05/22/watch_bill_murrays_behind_the_scene.php

Do not try to muscle in on Joakim Noah's girlfriend via text message, bruh
http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2012/05/22/do-not-try-to-muscle-in-on-joakim-noahs-girlfriend-via-text-message-bruh/related/

Pastor goes on rant about Queers and Lesbians!!
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/pastor-delivers-anti-gay-rant-suggests-building-electric-142753831.html

Crazy ex-CNNer busted putting poop in neighbor's mailbox:
http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/ex-cnn-executive-busted-putting-dog-poop-in-neighbors-mailbox_b128977

Frank Dux? Like put up your dukes?

Revenge of the Nerds [Thriller party scene]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKoOTRDv9IY

Pretty sweet suite- took 90 mil to take it off the market
http://money.cnn.com/2012/05/18/real_estate/New-York-penthouse/index.htm

SpaceX's Historic Launch Aborted at Last Second [VIDEO]
http://mashable.com/2012/05/19/spacex-launch-aborted/

Crazy Art
http://thetripatorium.com/pictures/detail/what_you_see_might_not_be_real

Cats love Cash
http://cashcats.biz/

Get your Oslo on
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/17/t-magazine/oslo-northern-lights.html?_r=2&ref=travel-issue

Polica - Dark Star (chill song):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30Lek2Z3yK4

What Pi sounds like
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/4qRMlf/:12y6cAhYN:U+rkxEG-/www.collegehumor.com/video/6446891/what-pi-sounds-like/

Semi-NSFW http://meinmyplace.com/tagged/xian/

LOL http://thechive.com/2012/05/18/friday-dopamine-dump-46-photos/dopmaine-dump-18/

Indian Cricket Squad Celebrates Backdoor Playoff Berth With Terrifying Homage To Goatse (SFW) http://deadspin.com/5911785/indian-cricket-squad-celebrates-backdoor-playoff-berth-with-terrifying-homage-to-goatse

Wife of Jets CB Cromartie fakes suicide attempt to get his attention
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/baby_mama_jet_drama_8lC8tz8dIGQicakqIpkrML#ixzz1vVwdPRlV

Real life Inception: Two 'mad scientists' create sleep mask that lets people CONTROL their dreams
 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2147181/Dream-come-true-Two-mad-scientists-create-sleep-mask-lets-people-CONTROL-dreams.html#ixzz1vW9eQI5g
and this: http://sleepwithremee.com/

Stevie Wonder - He's Misstra Know-it-all  (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL5wei4phz0

Will Smith Backhands Ukranian Reporter
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/will-smith-backhands-the-shit-out-of-kissy-ukrainian-reporter/

Stop Occupying my wedding! Moment furious bride was caught up in anti-NATO protests as Chicago locks down for conference
 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2147052/Pictured-The-moment-bride-emerged-church-hundreds-Occupy-Chicago-protestors-gate-crashed-wedding.html#ixzz1vWFqT5a4

Desmond Hatchett: Man With 30 Kids Requests Child-Support Break
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/18/desmond-hatchett-30-kids_n_1528850.html?ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false


Play Laser Tag w/ your iPhone http://www.urbandaddy.com/bos/gear/18107/AppTag_Laser_Blaster_Playing_Laser_Tag_With_Your_Phone_Boston_BOS_Product?sp_mid=4267333&sp_rid=ODE2MjE0MjY4MQS2

Breaking Bad comes back July 15th
http://entertainment.time.com/2012/05/21/breaking-bad-returns-for-half-of-its-last-season-july-15/

This Is Probably the Worst Wheel of Fortune Choke You'll Ever See
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/05/wheel-of-fortune-magic-wand-video.html?imw=Y

KG is a dick
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1198491/3/index.htm

"A Drunk Chuck Knoblauch Hit On Us On The G Train"
http://deadspin.com/5912047/?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

EL-P - 2012 - Cancer 4 Cure - $Vic/FTL (me & you) (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umua_0yYvTE

50 pieces of wisdom from novels
http://www.shortlist.com/entertainment/50-pieces-of-wisdom-from-novels

Gatos y Gallos

HA, bill murray doesn't give a F
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/18/movies/cannes-with-moonrise-kingdom-and-an-auteur-spirit.html?_r=1&hpw

This kid is a huge Matt Bonner fan... hahahaha...sick haircut:
http://espn.go.com/nba/playoffs/2012/story/_/id/7943993/boy-suspended-matt-bonner-haircut-scores-san-antonio-spurs-tickets

Angler may have broken world record with snakehead caught in Occoquan River
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/angler-may-have-broken-world-record-with-snakehead-caught-in-occoquan-river/2012/05/17/gIQAcBD6WU_story_1.html

look at that gut!
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1070050/crazies.gif

Sick cowboy music, makes me feel like getting a six shooter and taking to the southwest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnnekStnMv8 (chill song)

Map of Europe from 1000 AD to present: http://www.videofantastica.com/view_video/116739/

This guy loves Tampa: http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-788523 (same weird guy that did hurricane/weather reports on YouTube)

Moonface - "Teary Eyes And Bloody Lips"  (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDLYwJDwKkM

Barber takes 6 Hours to do San Antonio Spurs Haircut Design
http://www.barbershopconnect.com/detail/013049/barber-6-hours-to-do-san-antonio-spurs-haircut-design/

The Cure - Close To Me  (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17yc_uKfiU8&feature=related

Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis
http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/health/2012/05/18/flesh-eating-bacteria-consumes-man-penis/

Came across this obituary - outstanding, especially the fact that his winning the Overseas Press Club Award is mentioned only tangentially as something that got in the way of his famed literary hoax and the quote "There will be an unremitting emphasis on sex. Also, true excellence in writing will be quickly blue-penciled into oblivion." : http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/15/business/media/mike-mcgrady-known-for-a-literary-hoax-dies-at-78.html

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The Cure - Lovecats (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcW35t2Gtyk

No more YouTub Ads for Firefox users
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXQSqbVCkbc

If you enjoy wasting time, this is for you: http://thewikigame.com/ It's like 6 degrees of bacon, but they give you two random things and you need to get from one to the other on Wikipedia with clicking links on the pages.

Facebook, Twitter, and narcissism.
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/05/17/does-facebook-turn-people-into-narcissists/?smid=FB-nytimes&WT.mc_id=HL-E-FB-SM-LIN-DFT-051812-NYT-NA&WT.mc_ev=click

Dude in Boston train loves Backstreet Boys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uvv1KU2xJ4&feature=player_embedded

Supergrass - Alright (chill song) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUE4oDunYkc&ob=av2n

Commodus the Merciful?

God dammit.  So many fucking violations.  I don't ask anything in return from any bro except for following the god damn rules.   FUCK. I was at a three day seminar on bikram yoga of the groin.  You just wear a heated air-tight sphere around your body from belly button to knees and do keegle exercises.  Pretty intense workout and very informative three days, but that does not give you the excuse to smear your feces in the grates of my A/C unit, figuratively speaking.


Next Violators will be removed for a month. 

"I'm getting too old for this shit."
          - Sergeant Murtaugh



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Kim Kardashian's IMDb profile before her lawyers had it taken down

http://i.imgur.com/bLCJD.jpg

 

watch this bird teach you how to dougie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkelxeeUKcg

 

Asians eat babies!

http://i.imgur.com/YYLZa.gif

 

Pendulum WAVE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVkdfJ9PkRQ&feature=youtu.be

 

Smokin' Gamblin' Partyin' Monks' $1 Billion, 13-Hour Streak

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/05/11/us-korea-monks-idUSBRE84A0A020120511?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=69

 

new Frankenstein

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/frankenstein/

 

Great Deal

http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/cto/2996361089.html

 

Comical Onion article on Game of Thrones

http://www.theonion.com/articles/game-of-thrones-running-out-of-unkempt-old-men-to,28183/

 

Apparently Alzheimer's research is coming a long way... maybe it'll be cured, or at least we'll know how to prevent it, by the time we're old. 
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/16/health/research/prevention-is-goal-of-alzheimers-drug-trial.html?_r=1&emc=eta1

 

This would look great in my foyer:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/15/tyrannosaurus-skeleton-t-rex-auction_n_1517862.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

 

Oh no, my trendy yogurt! http://www.wtop.com/681/2865208/Opa

 

Teachers At Massachusetts High School Pull Spectacular Stealth Disco Prank on Unsuspecting Students

http://gawker.com/5910416/teachers-at-massachusetts-high-school-pull-spectacular-stealth-disco-prank-on-unsuspecting-students

 

Can you imagine a world without lawyers?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u9JAt6gFqM&feature=related

 

Obama eats Taylor's Gourmet Sammie

https://twitter.com/#!/HuffPostPol/status/202790930909114368/photo/1

 

Mark Zuckerberg the musical:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_hkk6lFTb4&feature=player_embedded!

 

Reddit's gif of the day:
http://i.imgur.com/eyoR6.gif

 

The Verizon Center Will Host March Madness Games

http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=205555

 

 

 

Good luck Oden:
http://www.slamonline.com/online/nba/2012/05/agent-greg-oden-%E2%80%98has-interest%E2%80%99-in-the-miami-heat/

 

Sissy Nick Mangold waxes his chest

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/blog/eye-on-football/19058015/video-nick-mangold-gets-his-chest-waxed-on-late-night-with-jimmy-fallon

 

Glenn Beck made more money last year that Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt, and Julia Roberts...combined:

http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/glenn-beck-moves-up-on-forbes-most-powerful-celebrities-list_b128293

 

Coffee drinking linked to longer life

http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/16/health/coffee-drinking-longer-life/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

 

 

Minority Babies are now Majority in US - http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/census-minority-babies-are-now-majority-in-united-states/2012/05/16/gIQA1WY8UU_story.html?hpid=z1

 

Ha, this guy reminds me of Homer Simpson. His picket sign is pathetic- http://news.yahoo.com/video/oddnews-22772304/man-protests-all-you-can-eat-restaurant-29319491.html

 

KG gets on Tim Duncan's nerves - http://dimemag.com/2012/05/tim-duncan-hates-kevin-garnett/

 

Saints Vilma sues Goodell

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7942639/new-orleans-saints-jonathan-vilma-sues-commissioner-roger-goodell-defamation

 

 

Kinda rad they added onto the electromagnetic spectrum...i thought that shit was pretty concrete

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18072618

 

Have you seen john conner? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/nick-stahl-missing-termin_n_1520604.html

 

Sin  City 2

http://www.avclub.com/articles/sin-city-2-has-a-release-date-and-poster-and-every,75310/

 

When tea bagging goes wrong..

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7942726/alabama-crimson-tide-fan-charged-lewd-act-vs-lsu-tigers-fan

 

ESPN's Going To Produce A Bunch More 30 For 30 Films

http://deadspin.com/5910420/espns-going-to-produce-a-bunch-more-30-for-30-films

 

What is Kolevari? http://articles.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/2011-11-25/news-and-interviews/30440629_1_tamil-nadu-rage-tamil-words

 

The real story of how Severin got booted from Facebook

http://www.businessinsider.com/how-mark-zuckerberg-booted-his-co-founder-out-of-the-company-2012-5

 

Lacrosse Fight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8rhO9ry_Lew

 

30 for 30 short film on pete rose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt65UxXjj7o&feature=player_embedded

 

CANNONBALL - http://insidemovies.ew.com/2012/05/16/anchorman-2-poster/

 

Ollie the Bat Dog

http://adayolderadaywiser.blogspot.com/2012/05/ollie-bat-dog.html

 

Junior Seau's home burglarized

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7935928/junior-seau-home-was-burglarized-7-report-says

 

The Best of Booker Corrigan (Lax Announcer) 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yoSli_JJKCA

 

Comical SNL skit

http://www.hulu.com/watch/360875/saturday-night-live-funkytown-debate#s-p2-sr-i1

 

           

 

24-Year-Old Finance Guy Asks All His Dates To Complete A Creepy Survey Afterward

http://deadspin.com/5910779/24+year+old-finance-guy-asks-all-his-dates-to-complete-a-creepy-survey-afterward

 

I hope this happens

http://larrybrownsports.com/olympics/russell-mark-borat-mankini-lost-bet/135695

 

Can't wait to see this movie, looks great http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/celebrity_photos/celebrity_photos_may_Pz7Cg3E6fPQoAiBTb8IglJ?photo_num=18

 

Grease set riddled with Travolta's Gayness

http://www.newser.com/story/146226/travolta-put-his-mouth-on-grease-co-star-conaway.html

 

Uh oh… Cops, Witnesses Back Up George Zimmerman's Version of Trayvon Martin Shooting

http://abcnews.go.com/US/trayvon-martin-documents-released-shooting-george-zimmerman/story?id=16371852#.T7WyjL-H_J3

 

Meet The Boxing Coach Whose Specialty Is Training "A Bunch Of Fucking Nerds, Wall Street Guys"

http://deadspin.com/5911163/meet-the-boxing-coach-whose-specialty-is-training-a-bunch-of-fucking-nerds-wall-street-guys

 

interactively explore energy and material resource use in US cities:

http://urbmet.org/

 

Letter to Roger Goodell http://ocnnreport.com/2012/05/11/my-letter-to-roger-goodell/

 

new wes anderson flick: moonrise kingdom

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/13/movies/wes-andersons-moonrise-kingdom-with-bill-murray.html?hpw

 

 

The Seed - No More (chill song):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqEoKjAbrlg

 

Toots & the Maytals - Beautiful Woman (chill song):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7yJUaKYKzM

 

beauitful woman (chiller version)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=gMHY3GEhdsc

 

Turning a Phrase - how to write more better

http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/05/14/turning-a-phrase/?ref=opinion

 

 

Cant stop watching this http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=ykuTKwbRwF0

Kenny powers Out takes

 

I can't believe how much of a rebel he is!!

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/justin-bieber-18-ive-had-a-beer-2012165

 

Giants SB ring is huge http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/7936831/champion-new-york-giants-unveil-super-bowl-xlvi-ring

 

RIP CAPS http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/eulogy-remembering-2011-12-washington-capitals-204144408.html

 

How to End this Depression http://www.nybooks.com/articles/archives/2012/may/24/how-end-depression/

 

Schlenker's Famous http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2012/05/how-the-professor-who-fooled-wikipedia-got-caught-by-reddit/257134/

 

 

Whites Account for Under Half of Births in U.S.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/17/us/whites-account-for-under-half-of-births-in-us.html?_r=1&hp

All out of Jazz

Mayan calendar discovery suggests world might not end in 2012
http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2012/0511/Mayan-calendar-discovery-suggests-world-might-not-end-in-2012-video

Derivatives: The Unregulated Global Casino for Banks
http://demonocracy.info/infographics/usa/derivatives/bank_exposure.html

hello - new york groove original music video  (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbz279xHiLE&feature=related

The guys behind SNL's Digital Shorts celebrate their 100th video... pretty good, and a lot of cameos:
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2012/05/13/_100th_digital_short_from_saturday_night_live_andy_samberg_justin_bieber_and_more_pay_tribute_to_themselves_.html

Anyone ever heard of this?
http://www.history.com/shows/hatfields-and-mccoys

Dan Majerle Caught An Automatic Double At Tonight's Diamondbacks Game
http://deadspin.com/5909855/dan-majerle-caught-an-automatic-double-at-tonights-diamondbacks-game

Giants DE chides Eagles RB
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/7925162/osi-umenyiora-new-york-giants-wishes-lesean-mccoy-happy-mothers-day


Wallpaper Contains WiFi Network within Room, Protects Against Data Theft
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/53piXY

The Top 10 Most Annoying Girl Facebook Status Updates (And What It Says About Them)
http://www.brobible.com/bronews/story/annoying-girl-facebook-status-updates

The Lesson of JP Morgan's $2 Billion Loss: Break Up the Big Banks
http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2012/05/the-lesson-of-jp-morgans-2-billion-loss-break-up-the-big-banks/257050/

Capitalists and Other Psychopaths
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/13/opinion/sunday/fables-of-wealth.html?_r=2&hp

Why We Regulate
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/14/opinion/krugman-why-we-regulate.html?_r=1&hp

Will Ferrell Answers Internet Questions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwmlZ-wxjzI&feature=related

Bob Dylan - Toronto, February 1, 1964
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QufmCXbgm-0

This made me LOL
http://www.hulu.com/watch/360878/saturday-night-live-broadway-sizzle#s-p2-sr-i1

Semi-NSFW, Black Magic is real
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSYcXLu3DEI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

This is ridiculous- "Mason jumped 10 spots to become the second most popular name for newborn boys last year, knocking Michael out of the top five for the first time in 63 years. Kourtney Kardashian, the reality TV star, gave birth to Mason in December 2009 following a heavily publicized pregnancy." http://news.yahoo.com/sophia-jacob-most-popular-baby-names-2011-132553697.html

Hysterical how much has changed, yet how much hasnt: http://www.foreignaffairs.com/articles/137527/quintus-tullius-cicero-and-james-carville/campaign-tips-from-cicero

Cops Looking Into "White Powder" Found At ESPN Headquarters
http://deadspin.com/5910056/cops-looking-into-white-powder-found-at-espn-headquarters

Metta World Peace not planning to shake James Harden's hand
http://larrybrownsports.com/basketball/metta-world-peace-shake-james-harden-hand/135241

John Axford being a bro
http://larrybrownsports.com/baseball/john-axford-snubs-media-after-blown-save-leaves-behind-funny-note-instead-photo/135147

LeBron's Lady Pants
http://www.terezowens.com/lebrons-pants-causing-an-internet-stir/

Jay-Z announces 2-day Philly music festival
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jt3Zmj4NDgxoeVJfkXNqfPcCwCEw?docId=0b86bd42b3d841079c5f74ea032f2ca5

Skins QB
http://www.whosay.com/darrenrovell/photos/163953

VISIT MEXICO
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/mexico-drug-wars-49-headless-dismembered-bodies-found-130658096.html

Sneaky lil planet http://now.msn.com/living/0514-secret-planet.aspx?OCID=media_nowcontrol

Chick song that some bros are fond of
Stars - Elevator Love Letter - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU7KGcrD_gc

some chick went swimming in a lake in Ga. and had a cut and got a flesh eating bacteria.  Doctors had to amputate her leg, and she still might die:
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/girl-flesh-eating-disease-remember-events/story?id=16342276

Will Ferrell came back as George W. Bush on Saturday.  Pretty good:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/13/will-ferrell-returns-as-george-bush-snl_n_1512407.html?ref=mostpopular

Ghostbusters NYC tour
http://gothamist.com/2012/05/14/video_ghostbusters_tour.php

¡Guacamolé!

Every Bond Girl, Updated: Comparison with Most Recent Photos
http://i.imgur.com/Ke6bY.jpg

Cameron Diaz did a softcore Porn, NSFW!
http://www.thefrisky.com/2011-11-18/cameron-diaz-has-a-secret-soft-core-porn-past/?__nored=1

The New Hulk movie (NSFW)
http://i.imgur.com/pddok.jpg

DrawSomething Comedy
http://ignorehitler.tumblr.com/

Elderly Rap Choir
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeNPNK1OLTo

Russian plane slams straight into side of Volcano
http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/10/world/asia/indonesia-plane-crash/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

D.C. man steals back stolen bike, gets even
http://www.wtop.com/109/2860152/Man-steals-back-stolen-bike-gets-even

This Guy Got 4 Magnets Implanted In His Wrist To Hold His iPod Nano
http://www.cultofmac.com/166352/this-guy-got-4-magnets-implanted-in-his-wrist-to-hold-his-ipod-nano-video/

Freddie Mercury 'to appear' in Queen show
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-18025766

pretty sweet if yall ever played wolfenstein 3d.. play online
http://wolfenstein.bethsoft.com/

This is one of the greatest works of art i've ever seen on YouTube.  No Joke. MUST WATCH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xf3ELqb6kc&feature=youtube_gdata_player  (Semi-NSFW)

The Flaming Lips--I'm Working at NASA on Acid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOFjDs1Vzzo (chill song)

Thunder PA Announcer Arrested And Fired After He Allegedly Forced Kids To Watch Him Masturbate
http://deadspin.com/5909566/?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Tight Pants With Will Ferrell
http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/blogs/2012/05/tight-pants-with-wil-ferrell/

For the Ninja pothead
http://uncrate.com/stuff/stealthvape/

Surfer rides largest wave ever
http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/05/sadly-he-was-also-wearing-the-biggest-tiki-necklace-of-all-time

'Jackie' the Ripper: Was the Infamous Serial Killer a Woman?
http://news.yahoo.com/jackie-ripper-infamous-serial-killer-woman-211027739.html

NYC Molestor http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/police-unveil-photos-clean-cut-perv-wanted-touching-women-manhattan-article-1.1076194

I saw this the other day. One of the criticisms should also be that the hot chick doesn't get banged hard enough, ha. http://www.npr.org/2012/05/07/152183865/lena-dunham-addresses-criticism-aimed-at-girls

Facebook Co-Founder Saverin Gives Up U.S. Citizenship Before IPO
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/facebook-co-founder-saverin-gives-up-u-s--citizenship-before-ipo.html

Nuggets mascot stepping up his game for the NBA playoffs with a backflip dunk off a 30' ladder:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xoJRyw5sc2k#!

Funny Web Series http://screen.yahoo.com/burning-love/

Racist Siri http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/aeea3666b5/racist-siri

foul ball bouncing off some feeble bro's dong and into his girls face:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QwrQFhh08o&feature=player_embedded

This week in sports GIFs:  http://www.sbnation.com/2012/5/11/3011800/this-week-in-animated-sports-gifs#102245899

Marinading Myths: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/story/2008/06/10/ST2008061003017.html