Chewbacca-esque Pubes in my Arugula Salad

This is how the Nats won last night http://www.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?topic_id=28033182&content_id=23685139&c_id=was

For the layman, the DENNIS system (highly effective)
http://itsalwayssunny.wikia.com/wiki/The_D.E.N.N.I.S._System

Francis Higgins took it upon himself to provide amazing color commentary to the Olympic sailing race. This is the honey badger of Olympic commentary.
http://kottke.org/12/08/some-boats-in-a-race

Not sure if any of you read The Corner, but the main kid in the book just died.
http://davidsimon.com/deandre-mccullough-1977-2012/

McDonald's Has Curly Fries? Get these in the USA now!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/foodbeast/mcdonalds-curly-fries-philippines_b_1739341.html

Summer Olympians homes.  Pretty big disparity between LeBron's house and the fencer's.  I think the Williams sisters take the cake in size though.  http://www.forbes.com/pictures/mhj45imke/introduction-24/

This is fucking bullshit... Apple just wants to make more money. What am i going to do w/ all my extra chargers?!
http://www.macrumors.com/2012/08/06/apples-smaller-dock-connector-reportedly-coming-to-entire-ios-lineup-including-ipad-this-fall/

Michael Phelps' new GF: http://www.people.com/people/package/article/0,,20612225_20618779,00.html?PID=4166869

This is the way to get the season started!!
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/8239546/new-york-jets-players-brawl-fans-team-practice

This is the song i like to listen to after banging a new girl for the first time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0Ffn6E5AIQ  (thanks James) (chill song)

Angry Geese
http://cstv.uwaterloo.ca/2012/04/angry-geese.html

Savage Living - Life on the Otherside
http://www.vice.com/savages/savage-living-life-on-the-otherside

Rex Ryan tears into fighting Jets
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/8242901/rex-ryan-rips-new-york-jets-another-camp-scuffle

Photographer crosses America to record the weird and woolly winners of dog grooming pageants
 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2184796/A-cut-Photographer-crosses-America-record-weird-woolly-winners-dog-grooming-pageants.html#ixzz22se0xWfE

Ha, Conan used to be a lot more weird and funny- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STYsEXiuruU&feature=related

There is nothing particularly interesting or funny about this video, but GOOD GOD i would love to go down on Nina Dobrev: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=Qp3saukwgvU

One Simple Thing You Should Do Right Now to Keep Hackers From Destroying Your Digital Life
http://gawker.com/5932492/one-simple-thing-you-should-do-right-now-to-keep-hackers-from-destroying-your-digital-life

This Is The Cutest Picture Of A Baby Gorilla You Will Ever See (panty melter)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/samir/this-is-the-cutest-picture-of-a-baby-gorilla-you-w

Best Of Ryan Lochte Derp Meme
http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/best-of-ryan-lochte-derp-meme

New Corny-ish movie about surfing with Gerard Butler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUP_ZZYLMK0

Iranian Domination in all things Manly
http://stats.washingtonpost.com/olympics/medals.asp?country=IRI

Baby elephant scampers to keep up with family.
http://www.wimp.com/elephantscampers/

Dude breaks into houses and gives random dudes BJs! 
http://www.vibe.com/content/popular-party-dj-caught-breaking-homes-and-giving-men-blowjobs-while-they-sleep

Alex Morgan vs. Abby Wambach

THIS IS  A MUST-WATCH CLIP!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCbZ1h6RWac&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Every 100 Meter sprinter, ever, in one race.
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2012/08/05/sports/olympics/the-100-meter-dash-one-race-every-medalist-ever.html?hp

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compeer \kuhm-PEER\, noun:
1. Close friend; comrade.
2. An equal in rank, ability, accomplishment, etc.; peer; colleague.
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This is a bit insensitive, but catchy. "LET'S GET RETAWDED"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHR2disbvks&feature=youtube_gdata_player

is this where we're headed?  BEING A BACHELOR
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/05/nyregion/four-men-sharing-rent-and-friendship-for-18-years.html?_r=1&hp

Why D.C. Is Doing So Well
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/05/sunday-review/why-washington-is-doing-so-well.html?hp

SON SEALS - NO, NO BABY  (chill song & Funky)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouMU_uioYyE

irect link to the Radiohead show at the Verizon Center 6/3/12 EXCELLENT quality
http://www.mediafire.com/?9d3vssic82sll6g

also, here's the FLAC
http://www.radiohead-notforprofit.com/2012/06/06/radiohead-verizon-center-washington-dc-june-3-2012-flac/

I googled "hot chinese mustard", was not disappointed
http://imgur.com/gallery/IsMOD

This new commercial is kewl-
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ9fi3UkNbg&feature=player_embedded
    As is this classic-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBZtHAVvslQ&feature=player_embedded

I Wanna party with you guys!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihd7gtOOHrM

Simple animation to explain complex principles
http://hiox.org/30629-simple-animation.php

NatPo off the market
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2012/08/natalie-portman-marries-benjamin-millepied/1#.UB_8raPfLTp

This dude dererved it...
Ferrari 458 Spider Runs Over Cop - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lKwkn6JT74
more about the dude driving the ferrari: http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/08/jason-chabbott-ferrari-cop-foot-video.html

this is ridiculous, give the boy a break!
http://www.nbcolympics.com/news-blogs/judo/u-s-judoka-expelled-for-marijuana.html

15 Hilarious Celeb GIFs
http://www.buzzfeed.com/stacylambe/15-hilarious-celeb-gifs

Fox Sports Can't Tell the Difference Between Iraq and Iran
http://gawker.com/5932167/fox-sports-cant-tell-the-difference-between-iraq-and-iran

Weird/Awesome commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWD0wUmO8jk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

bin laden movie, looks sick - http://www.vulture.com/2012/08/see-kathryn-bigelows-zero-dark-thirty-teaser.html

The Health Benefits of Mustaches
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/08/the-health-benefits-of-moustaches/260737/

How the Mars rover landed (computer simulation) - play with the speed and 360 view
http://eyes.nasa.gov/player/?document=http://solarsystem.nasa.gov/eyes/content/documents/msl/msl.xml

If this isn't terrorism, then I don't know what is. http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/06/us/wisconsin-temple-shooting/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

Iran #1 Greco-Roman Wrestling! YEAH!
https://twitter.com/espnstatsinfo/status/232547426421063680

Olympic divers on the toilet http://i.imgur.com/tATDI.jpg

Religion vs. Science
http://i.imgur.com/UveCU.jpg

Best Fried Chicken in Philly
http://www.federaldonuts.com/main/

Mars Oreo Cookie
http://gawker.com/5932188/oreo-commemorates-curiositys-historic-mars-landing-with-red+planet+themed-cookie

70 Classic Quotes, Observations, and Words of Wisdom from Louis C.K.
http://www.brobible.com/entertainment/slideshow/louis-ck-funny-quotes-and-photos

Jeff Ross Showed Up On The Red Carpet Dressed As Joe Paterno
http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/jeff-ross-showed-up-on-the-red-carpet-dressed-as-j

Ziggy Sobotka infuriates me

Elephant visiting a Sea Lion (animal BFF) --> http://i.imgur.com/QNVu4.jpg

Winston in his Duxedo --> http://i.imgur.com/rU23w.jpg

Baseball cards sell for over $566K http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/8228330/baseball-cards-found-attic-sold-more-566k-auction

 Justin Boyer, a 28-year-old architect, lived on the street but then moved to the East Village; he moved back 14 months later.
"The East Village was too much of a scene," he said. "Carmine Street is almost that romantic European idea of the Old World without being too precious or fancy. I don't want to live on Froufrou Alley, and so I really appreciate the characters on this block."
From: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390443570904577545442255851470.html?KEYWORDS=carmine+street

Mt. Sinai Urologist Arrested for Taking Videos up Woman's Skirt
http://blogs.wsj.com/metropolis/2012/08/02/mt-sinai-urologist-arrested-for-taking-videos-up-womans-skirt/?mod=WSJBlog&mod=WSJ_NY_NY_Blog

All you Long Island bros should join this club
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/fore_play_T32lsEpqMzOt56ZwguVybN#ixzz22UMDzXsC

I love Taco Bell's new gourmet selection!
http://eater.com/archives/2012/08/03/taco-bell-employee-busted-for-maybe-peeing-on-nachos.php

The Cougars - I Wish It Would Rain (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsCITvA9aPM

Dark Knight Rises: Who Inspired Hardy's Bane Voice?
http://www.ign.com/articles/2012/07/17/dark-knight-rises-who-inspired-hardys-bane-voice
  Related, this documentary looks good: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvybZLKH7Zk&feature=player_embedded#!

The Credit Illusion
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/03/opinion/brooks-the-credit-illusion.html?_r=1&ref=opinion

Cartoon Bane sounded Cuban
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zaJdLb07NU

Norm Macdonald Standup (Full 40 min)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=WIuNqeJq0pA

Baller pizza cutter
http://www.rosleusa.com/Pizza-Wheel-plu12717.html

This is old, but news to me:
Double amputee Iraq war veteran dies after he was flung off roller coaster at 50 mph
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2012832/Darien-Lake-Iraq-war-veteran-James-Hackemer-dies-roller-coaster-fall.html#ixzz22V4LepNc

Will Ferrel and Zack G. read 50 Shades of Grey
http://www.collegehumor.com/embed/6806971/will-ferrell-and-zach-galifianakis-read-50-shades-of-grey?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+collegehumor/videos+%28CollegeHumor+Newest+Videos%29

'Penis snake' discovered in Brazil is actually a rare species of amphibian
http://news.mongabay.com/2012/0802-penis-snake-amazon.html#

Nicholas Cage as EVERYONE!
http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/

Phish bros: http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/03/tech/social-media/bellini-michael-phelps-phish/index.html

sick north Korea Olympic practices. fridges for winners, labor camp for losers.
http://abcnews.go.com/International/north-koreas-key-olympic-medals-rewards-winners-punishment/story?id=16907983#.UBwmEPZlTQB

This chick's face gets OBLITERATED!
http://deadspin.com/5931603/alex-morgans-knee-obliterated-a-kiwi-goalies-face

Oh, good news!
http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/03/health/uganda-ebola-virus/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

This is ridiculous.  Missed 1 shot in 100?? 
http://espn.go.com/new-york/story/_/id/8210910/2012-summer-olympics-us-kimberly-rhode-wins-skeet-gold-fifth-straight-medal

Kind of a dumb link.. they should have excluded NBA players for it to have a point..
 http://www.thefiscaltimes.com/Articles/2012/07/31/The-8-Richest-Athletes-at-the-2012-Olympics.aspx

Excited train guy, New York!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lutNECOZFw

Detroit Lions Justin Durant says he'd still eat at Chick-fil-A even if they supported Slavery because they chicken is too damn tasty.
http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/super-page/lions-justin-durant-says-hed-still-eat-at-chick-fil-a-even-if-they-supported-slavery-because-the-chicken-is-too-tasty/

Without some damn war to fight, then the warrior may as well be dead, Stallion!

Everybody's worst nightmare: http://i.imgur.com/zf4Wg.jpg

Gruesome pic, if only he had worn his helmet...
http://i.imgur.com/XDtON.jpg

Japanese Weirdness (Semi-NSFW)
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/203076-1/Space-cat-wtf-Japan.gif

Journey into the world of contemporary online social interaction. (This is alarmingly good/bad?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whA6K1qvW2Q&feature=youtu.be&hd=1

HOW TO RIDE KURATAS - Suidobashi heavy industry (is this real?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iZ0WuNvHr8&feature=player_embedded

Upright bass player being filmed by a camera with a high shutter speed. The strings are mesmerizing. Also, this clip is NOT in slow motion.
http://vimeo.com/4041788?1

The redskins fail again http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/post/redskins-season-tickets-identify-roy-helu-as-robert/2012/08/01/gJQAmltWPX_blog.html

For my CUA bros (2 dorms made it) - Top 15 Party Dorms in the United States
http://blog.campussplash.com/dormy-awards-biggest-party-dorm/

Study: Romney tax plan would shift burden toward poor
http://money.cnn.com/2012/08/01/news/economy/romney-tax-plan/index.htm

Semi-NSFW, Major major boner jams here.  Melanie Iglesias w/ a Hula Hoop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq9AGcSPmzI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Two hot babes seeing who can eat 2 cheeseburgers the fastest (HOT)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNzYERe1PSo&feature=relmfu

3-way mid-air airplane collision avoided at Reagan Airport
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/02/reagan-airport-near-miss-_n_1732156.html?utm_hp_ref=dc&ir=DC

The earliest photo of giving the finger http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Old_Hoss_Radbourn_finger.jpg and dates back to Ancient Greece: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_%28gesture%29

Chinese Diver Wins Gold, Is Finally Told That Her Mother Has Cancer And Her Grandparents Died A Year Ago http://deadspin.com/5931182/chinese-diver-wins-gold-is-finally-told-that-her-mother-has-cancer-and-her-grandparents-died-a-year-ago

jeters lady resume (no man should enjoy all this...FUCK)
http://sticksxstones.com/post/28553688015/mantalk-revisiting-murderers-row-aka-the-derek-jeter

Orphaned kangaroo and wombat are inseparable friends (they even share the same pouch)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2182470/Orphaned-kangaroo-wombat-inseparable-friends-share-pouch.html#ixzz22PhQjrcT

Douchiest Bars in DC: http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2012/08/the-25-douchiest-bars-in-washington-dc/mcfaddens  and  http://dcist.com/2012/08/the_douchiest_bars_in_dc.php

Another music video by that Korean dude, PSY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=UmHdefsaL6I&NR=1

NPR: Episode 390: We Set Up An Offshore Company In A Tax Haven (30 min audio bite)
http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2012/07/27/157499893/episode-390-we-set-up-an-offshore-company-in-a-tax-haven

Sigur Ros in Brookyln
http://www.npr.org/event/music/157422851/sigur-r-s-live-in-concert-from-celebrate-brooklyn

Animal testicles as performance enhancers.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/08/01/oly-doping-history-day-idUSL6E8J1JU020120801

What about the belgian stew? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pot_Belge

Eagles center, Jason Kelce, is either awesome or completely insane
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/eagles-center-jason-kelce-is-either-awesome-or-completely-insane/

pretty weird/cool commercial on ESPN
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/post/dundalk-funeral-home-owner-in-espn-spot/2012/08/02/gJQAjQz2RX_blog.html

36 Hours in Midcoast Maine
http://travel.nytimes.com/2012/08/05/travel/36-hours-in-midcoast-maine.html?hpw

New Bro PodCast available: http://coylekev.tumblr.com/

This bro event sounds/looks like a shit ton of FUN
http://www.foolsroll.com/

Yankees FB page hacked, Jeter is having sex change
http://larrybrownsports.com/everything-else/yankees-facebook-page-hacked-derek-jeter-sex-change-operation/148960


Only good thing about the Heat Win: http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2012/08/porn-stars-sara-jay-angelina-castro-free-bj-for-heat-fans-live-2pm-est/

Over the Blouse Nipple Nibbling in Pub

First Indian woman in Playboy
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c2#/video/world/2012/07/31/nr-intv-first-indian-woman-to-appear-in-playboy.cnn

Great last line here
http://www.theonion.com/articles/world-leader-wondering-why-he-just-met-with-the-fo,29010/

Comical as well
http://www.theonion.com/articles/kevin-youkilis-takes-out-fullpage-ad-in-juggs-to-t,28824/

NSFW - Hilarious GIF
http://www8.pic-upload.de/12.10.11/9f8dh4lkop51.gif

NSFW -2012 German Womens Soccer Team - NSFW
http://imgur.com/a/GvNQT

Great point made here against chicks that post stuff about Marilyn Monroe
http://i.imgur.com/dxVwp.jpg

Panda on Panda crime
http://i44.tinypic.com/33pejv5.jpg

Wild cat of the jungle eats a red squirrel in front of father and son
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrezLkmR2Xc&feature=related

A billionaire Internet mogul has awarded a record $ 27 million to nine Theoretical physicists for their work, dwarfing the Nobel prize award money
http://www.nature.com/news/theoretical-physicists-win-massive-awards-1.11094

NSFW - How to Build A Bookshelf - Wait for it....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCIIZ3hgPVA&feature=youtu.be

Paulina Gretzky (So Hot) - Watch the video at the bottom
http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2012/08/paulina-gretzky-hot-complex/page/2

Imagine What Fox News Would Say (JFK Speech)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ILqHSH4X_w&feature=related

Who says romance is dead? Coco Brown - Make Me Nut (NSFW Lyrics)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTNANCR3uBs
"He sayin he love me like I give a fuck, now stick yo finga in my butt and make this pussy nut."

Workaholics : World's Worst Workout Video Ever!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC1JPhjalR0

This is kind of neat. Find your Olympic body match. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19050139

McCaully Culkin loves HORSE
http://gawker.com/5930875/report-macaulay-culkins-heroin-habit-is-killing-him

Immediately After Winning Gymnastics Gold, What Was On Jordyn Wieber's Mind? Her Tampon  http://deadspin.com/5930899/immediately-after-winning-gymnastics-gold-what-was-on-jordyn-wiebers-mind-her-tampon

Heaviest Olympian.  400 something pound Judo dude that looks like a Snorlax: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EOZv7RF9gw and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THsFGV6BAIs  Snorlax --> http://www.dltk-kids.com/pokemon/adoptions/143.gif

Detroit Rock City

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Bane was forged out of darkness

Popular super hero's as manatees
http://imgur.com/a/KdmD1

A Portuguese band, Dead Combo - Electrica Cadente (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayaLP7bB5Ok

This guy likes his balloons!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CCn0l-r26I&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Blogging the Human Genome:
Did Lincoln have Marfan syndrome? Did Darwin have smoldering hepatitis? The strange allure of retro-diagnosis.  http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/chromosomes/features/2012/blogging_the_human_genome_/blogging_the_human_genome_abraham_lincoln_charles_darwin_and_other_retro_diagnosis_patients_.html

14 year old QB
http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/8200394/quarterback-tate-martell-14-commits-washington-huskies

How rich are the Lannisters?
http://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/x1mfi/exactly_how_rich_are_the_lannisters/

Dude drops acid and goes to dog show
http://www.barstoolsports.com/nyc/super-page/dude-drops-acid-and-goes-to-the-westminster-dog-show/

Chick-Fil-A Debuts New Homophobic Sandwich
http://www.theonion.com/articles/chickfila-debuts-new-homophobic-sandwich,28888/

Horrible Couple Really Wants Wedding To Reflect Their Personalities
http://www.theonion.com/articles/horrible-couple-really-wants-wedding-to-reflect-th,28924/

Abandoned Detroit pics
http://weburbanist.com/2012/06/20/grandeur-lost-the-modern-ruins-of-abandoned-detroit/

Republican Party's priorties laid bare:
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/26/opinion/who-deserves-a-tax-break.html?_r=1&hp
 
Where Climate Change Legislation went:
http://green.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/07/26/a-climate-and-energy-stalemate/?hp

Claim: Nigerian Man 'Raped to Death' by Five of His Six Wives
http://gawker.com/5929332/claim-nigerian-man-raped-to-death-by-five-of-his-six-wives

This is how much it would cost an average person to be Batman
http://www.businessinsider.com/this-is-how-much-it-costs-to-be-batman-2012-7

this JFK story is a legit boss move.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleybaccam/13-incredibly-shocking-secrets-about-american-icon

Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally And Alison Brie Smoking Weed In Bed
http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/nick-offerman-megan-mullally-and-alison-brie-smok

This made me LOL
http://imgur.com/gallery/EpKR6

Rep. Kelly's Rousing Floor Speech Receives Standing Ovation and Chants of "USA!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1YQDjpuY_U&feature=g-all-u

Ron Howard Tweets Pic of First Script for Arrested Development Revival
http://gawker.com/5929220/ron-howard-tweets-pic-of-first-script-for-arrested-development-revival

13 things you may not know about American icons
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleybaccam/13-incredibly-shocking-secrets-about-american-icon

Sharpen up your game: http://www.amazon.com/The-Game-Penetrating-Society-Artists/dp/0060554738

How to use a paper towel
http://www.ted.com/talks/joe_smith_how_to_use_a_paper_towel.html

Rep. Kelly's Rousing Floor Speech Receives Standing Ovation and Chants of "USA!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1YQDjpuY_U&feature=g-all-u

This movie looks intense: CLOUD ATLAS
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/wb/cloudatlas/

"There's a hole in my head where the rain comes in"

LeBron James' email hacked (fake, but funny)
http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/32931/fauxlusive-lebrons-email-hacked

Gun Sales up after Aurora shootings... seems logical - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18980974

Old news at this point since it happened yesterday afternoon, but in case you missed it:
http://www.tmz.com/2012/07/24/sherman-hemsley-dead-dies-the-jeffersons/

Where Did Business Suits Come From?
http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2012/07/where-did-business-suits-come-from/260182/

Beer pong bandits:
http://www.arlnow.com/2012/07/23/acpd-looking-for-beer-pong-bandits/ (ballsy move)

nerds communicating - http://fatuglyorslutty.com/

Russian doctor declares war on McDonald's 'gamburgers'
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/russian-doctor-declares-war-on-mcdonalds-gamburgers/2012/07/24/gJQAFCuy6W_story.html?fb_ref=sm_btn_fb&fb_source=home_multiline&socialreader_check=0&denied=1

SWEET! Hope Solo was conceived during a conjugal visi
http://larrybrownsports.com/soccer/hope-solo-conceived-conjugal-visit/147673

Pretty accurate http://cosbysweaters.com/2012/07/24/have-you-seen-the-my-bed-space-diagram/

Penn State Fan To TV Reporter About NCAA Sanctions: "It Was Our 9/11 Today. I Just Saw Planes Crashing Into Towers." http://deadspin.com/5928585/penn-state-fan-to-tv-reporter-about-ncaa-sanctions-it-was-our-911-i-just-saw-planes-crashing-into-towers

Hiring Hotties -  http://www.economist.com/node/21559357?fsrc=nlw|mgt|7-25-2012|2888318|36533888|

State media: North Korea's Kim Jong Un has married
http://www.cnn.com/2012/07/25/world/asia/north-korea-leader-married/index.html?npt=NP1

Hilarious Podcasts
http://coylekev.tumblr.com/

Celebrities Read Mean Tweets
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcmz74AaXHs&feature=player_embedded

Do you agree with this insensitive tweet?  I mean, considering everything goes to shit in the end... it probably wasn't worth it... Bros should keep chivalry where it belongs... dead and in the grave.
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/07/james-taranto-aurora-tweet-worthy.html

John Stewart Discusses ABC's LIES about the Aurora shooter's identity
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6T_Qw8wDV8

Racist Greeks - http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/greece-expels-olympic-athlete-over-social-media-comments-seen-as-racist/2012/07/25/gJQA3rip8W_story.html

New iPad neat-o
http://www.youtube.com/embed/53_qvMQfvOE

James Holmes Sent Graphic, Disturbing Notebook To Psychiatrist Before Shooting
http://www.mediaite.com/online/james-holmes-sent-graphic-disturbing-notebook-to-psychiatrist-before-shooting/

WTF, people are trying to steal Cal Ripken's mom:  http://www.npr.org/2012/07/25/157373281/cal-ripkens-mother-safe-after-apparent-abduction?ft=1&f=1001&sc=tw&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Montez from Workaholics: http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/4azd6c/workaholics-exclusive---montez-walker----my-queen-?xrs=synd_twitter

Post-Doctorate in Yamitology

Dating Advice for Women circa 1950
http://imgur.com/a/uvTqt

First Orthodox Jewish Woman to Run for New York State Senate Uses Sparkly Pink Website, LMFAO to Lure Voters http://gawker.com/5928398/first-orthodox-jewish-woman-to-run-for-new-york-state-senate-uses-sparkly-pink-website-lmfao-to-lure-voters

Do you think this is in anyway helpful for a coach really or just some gimmicky bullshit they are pulling to get attention: http://www.mlssoccer.com/news/article/2012/07/19/mls-adidas-launch-first-smart-soccer-league-2013

How I pictured the night going when my girlfriend suggested we have a "game night"
http://i.imgur.com/aLSkc.gif  (Semi-NSFW)

8 y/o Child Destroys Adult in Break Dancing Competition
http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_959751&feature=iv&src_vid=wltznRf7Z2M&v=LkYu19BRwDI

Young Martha Stewart was HOT!
http://i.imgur.com/JOmsL.png

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For the First Time, Canadians Now Richer Than Americans
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2012/07/18/for-the-first-time-canadians-now-richer-than-americans

Not a good idea BRO.
Maine Man Arrested On Concealed Weapon Charges Brought a Loaded Gun to Dark Knight Showing : http://gawker.com/5928349/maine-man-arrested-on-concealed-weapon-charges-brought-a-loaded-gun-to-dark-knight-showing

yacht week croatia flashback (this video was not good for my psycholo
http://vimeo.com/43988055      

Snoop Reggae Song "La La La"  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x__9qYCNMQ&feature=youtu.be

Lezzy Astronauts --> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/23/sally-ride-first-american-woman-female-partner-_n_1696537.html

TV Preacher curses up a storm!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16YGYVEuWRs

At 1:06, the Rugby team does an intense Maori Tribe chant to intimidate their opponents
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HtVivhwYQM&feature=related

Poontang by The Treniers (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OiQwV-b6a4

Museum?!? i just wanna eat this mofo
http://www.boston.com/metrodesk/2012/07/24/pound-lobster-donated-new-england-aquarium/OME8ByjHrq5p6h2ZW2OzmI/story.html

Mike Tyson is great in this commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt4OVWavQiA

This Korean Company Has Made A Horrible Improvement On The Shake Weight - Business Insider  http://www.businessinsider.com/a-korean-company-has-made-a-shake-weight-for-your-nether-regions-2012-7

Fun Adventure for East Coast/NYC bros: The Delaware Water Gap:
http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/07/20/the-campster-the-delaware-water-gap/?smid=fb-share

248 human fetuses found in Russian forest
http://www.wtop.com/220/2958575/248-human-fetuses-found-in-forest

old German dude who's spent 23 years on a road trip around the world.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18910560

MUNG PIE: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vacuum%20effect&page=2
NSFW

Marmulak

Penn State's Smackdown:
The NCAA has hit Penn State with a $60 million sanction, a four-year football postseason ban and a vacation of all wins dating to 1998, the organization announced Monday morning in a news release.

"These funds must be paid into an endowment for external programs preventing child sexual abuse or assisting victims and may not be used to fund such programs at the university," the statement said.

The career record of former head football coach Joe Paterno will reflect these vacated records," the statement continued.

Penn State must also reduce 10 initial and 20 total scholarships each year for a four-year period, the release said.
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Will Ferrell and Zack Galifianakis Hang With Chelsea FC
http://cosbysweaters.com/2012/07/20/will-ferrell-zack-galifianakis-hang-with-chelsea-fc/

Semi-NSFW - Isla Fisher being sexy as shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKZ21Smv9Xw

So this is a thing...
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/act/3146481920.html

rosemary clooney sway (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWI5tyS_sTg

Alabama Shakes - Hold on (chill song):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPrza6iiCWU

asian german man techno yodeling with chickens
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA&feature=g-all-f

Lightning captured at 7,207 images per second
http://vimeo.com/28457062

Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody - Vocals Only
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD9WCXHIY5w

Scientists have bioengineered a swimming "Jellyfish" out of rat heart and polymer.
http://www.nature.com/news/artificial-jellyfish-built-from-rat-cells-1.11046

Le Miroir - Short Film (cool special FX)  (Also supports my theory that everything eventually goes to shit and we all die alone...)
http://vimeo.com/45135870

FINALLY, the privatization of spying on ourselves.
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/faa-has-authorized-106-government-entities-fly-domestic-drones

Your Desk Is Making You Stupid:
Sitting around all day isn't just making you unhealthy. It might also be making you dumber.
http://www.inc.com/jessica-stillman/be-smarter-get-up-and-walk-around.html

This guy is a Bro Genius
http://i.imgur.com/H7AID.jpg  (do you get it?)

Pouring Salt in the wound. 
http://i.imgur.com/YYBIG.gif

Weird photo diary
http://yowayowacamera.com/

Balding software engineer claims generic version of Propecia hair growth pills turned him into a WOMAN
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2177221/Propecia-pills-William-McKee-claims-hair-growth-pills-develop-breasts-wide-hips.html#ixzz21SeioW5B

Some really awesome pics, but notice how truly lame the actual spacecraft and mission control seem by today's standards.....
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2012/07/the-apollo-11-journey-in-photographs/260125/

This Cease-and-Desist Letter Should Be the Model for Every Cease-and-Desist Letter
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2012/07/this-cease-and-desist-letter-should-be-the-model-for-every-cease-and-desist-letter/260170/

Ari Fleischer: The Latest News on Tax Fairness
A new Congressional Budget Office reports shows the share of taxes paid by the top 20% has gone up over the last 30 years, while the share of taxes paid by everyone else has gone down.  http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390444873204577537250318931044.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

A damn shame.  http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8191660/chad-ochocinco-miami-dolphins-says-last-name-johnson-again

please god LET THIS BE TRUE!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2177607/Minka-Kellys-ex-boyfriend-peddles-semi-professional-sex-tape-highest-bidder.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

23 incredible new technologies you'll see by 2021
http://matadornetwork.com/life/24-incredible-new-technologies-youll-see-by-2021/

Gaydar Crashes in London!
http://deadspin.com/5928340/gay-cruising-app-grindr-crashes-after-olympians-arrive-in-london

Dude w/ no arms plays guitar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-48BNLvSP7o&feature=player_embedded  (Top YouTube comment is comical)

A 17-page profile on Bruce Springsteen. For BOSS fans only.
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2012/07/30/120730fa_fact_remnick

This song makes me want to fill a backpack with the bare essentials and just start walking West... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDd4qSBytz0&feature=related

Chupacabra Mystery Solved
http://news.discovery.com/animals/chupacabra-mystery-solved.html

Good Song For A Divorce - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHXqMg2SNMQ

Betty Draper is a C-word

THIS IS FUCKED UP: Gunman kills 12 in Colorado movie theater
http://www.cnn.com/2012/07/20/us/colorado-theater-shooting/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

Colorado shooting survivor:
http://www.reddit.com/tb/wvbbk

Rex Ryan got lap band surgery and has dropped 106 pounds
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/8181182/new-york-jets-rex-ryan-says-dropped-106-pounds

Man catches kid falling from 3rd story - http://video.today.msnbc.msn.com/today/48207211#48207211

The DENNIS System - Great Always Sunny scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZuOKUrwoys

For baseball fans, pretty nice article comparing Andrew McCutchen and Barry Bonds
http://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/27107/mccutchens-season-reminiscent-of-bonds

Drill to dramatically change your economy or protect to sustain your environment?  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18875385

And the DUI's continue http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82ab1046/article/kenny-britt-titans-wr-reportedly-arrested-for-dui?module=HP11_headline_stack

Who really runs America?
http://www.theyrule.net/

Picture of Denver Shooter: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18922685

Pretty solid Bill Simmons piece.
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8182261/game-nba-thrones-part-i

Check out this video, never knew there were waves like this in INDIA- http://www.surfermag.com/videos/somewhere-in-india/

jesse pinkman on the price is right
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j4fkspoGKM&feature=player_embedded#!

keep your iPhone away from Best Buy's Geek Squad- http://www.wtop.com/149/2953580/Customer-Racy-photos-copied-kept

First episode is now availiable
http://www.comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/

Blathering Blatherskite

How you want me to - Weird Music Video/Song
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video640.php?v=wshhIGz4nmF8cI7Up4DM&set_size=1

Bill Murray Posters
http://bellykids.bigcartel.com/

I will now watch the female 100 meter hurdles during the Olympics! I love this chick!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgmYutL9W0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

This dude shits on Jeffrey Sachs' mixed economy policy
http://www.hoover.org/publications/defining-ideas/article/106101

Map of Human Sloth -  http://www.economist.com/blogs/graphicdetail/2012/07/daily-chart-11?fsrc=scn/tw_ec/a_map_of_sloth

Get your IMAX straight - http://www.slashfilm.com/qa-imax-theatre-real-imax-liemax/

Waitresses' "No Fatties" Discrimination Lawsuit Heads to Trial
http://www.legafi.com/lawsuits/news/1089-waitresses-qno-fattiesq-discrimination-lawsuit-heads-to-trial-?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Top+Class+Actions+Newsletter+July+16&utm_source=YML

John McCain Slams Michele Bachmann's 'Unfounded' Attacks On Huma Abedin, Muslim-Americans http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/18/john-mccain-michele-bachmann-muslim_n_1683277.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

Gerard Butler rallies Michigan State Spartan fans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=Gb_DqYbB3_Y

This is 10 hours long --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=T8r3cWM4JII&NR=1

Saratoga Opens With Three Dead Horses On The First Day
http://deadspin.com/5927454/?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Gotham Rogues gear!!
http://www.underarmour.com/shop/us/en/gotham-rogues

Behind the Scenes with President Obama & Team USA Basketball
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jnia6bw3eeo#

 Trick Shot: LeBron's "Unstoppable Move"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoDKtzjLS9k&feature=player_embedded

whoa: Pargo got the Wiz pretty good in this SUmmer league play: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5itRiIJy_-c&feature=player_embedded

Dennis Rodman meets his dad 42 years later: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/19/dennis-rodman-father-philander-meet_n_1685251.html?utm_hp_ref=basketball&ncid=txtlnkushpmg00000021

Jason Kidd's SUV after his DUI crash: http://thehoopdoctors.com/online2/2012/07/jason-kidds-suv-after-dui-crash-image/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=jason-kidds-suv-after-dui-crash-image&utm_source=thehoopdoctors.com&utm_campaign=4c02940a62-thehoopdoctors.com&utm_medium=email

A new structural Support System (Carrig would love this)
http://www.quadror.com/

Astonishing pictures of the young gorillas who worked together to dismantle the poachers' trap that killed their friends
 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2176012/Smarter-average-ape-Astonishing-pictures-young-gorillas-worked-dismantle-poachers-trap-killed-friends.html#ixzz216CrUapZ

Listen to this before seeing Batman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdFcHc2yDQ0

If dried j*zz was currency, my belly button would be a pot of gold

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Tally-Man, Tally me bananaaaaas

A wide range of facial expressions (Reminds me of a friend of mine... loves the open-mouth smile)  http://i.imgur.com/1rOUL.gif

It's that time of the year when athletes are getting arrested (Next 5 links):
 
http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/_/id/8172124/dez-bryant-dallas-cowboys-arrested-domestic-violence-charge
 
http://news.yahoo.com/jason-kidd-arrested-drunk-driving-charge-accident-193410439--nba.html
 
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8172649/seattle-seahawks-rb-marshawn-lynch-arrested-investigation-dui
 
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8168605/elvis-dumervil-denver-broncos-arrested-miami-saturday

http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/_/id/8173444/dez-bryant-dallas-cowboys-allegedly-assaulted-mom-police-say

Mashed Potato Dispenser at 7-Eleven
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/16/7-11-mashed-potato-machine_n_1676732.html

Lego 5 Speed Manual Transmission
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boFiuQ1dbJk&feature=related

New Movie with Nick Nolte, Sean Penn, and Ryan Gosling (looks badass)
http://gangstersquad.warnerbros.com/#

chill song - It sounds like music you would want playing while you are losing your virginity at the prom in 1985:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meXqZyMqAJU

Warin's favorite song, DEVIN- YOU'RE MINE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obSyjnkcti8

Deer with rabies kicks LaVale woman in the face
http://times-news.com/local/x1447686627/Deer-with-rabies-kicks-LaVale-woman-in-the-face

Sovereign State - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schengen_Agreement

Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Frisked By TSA At California Airport
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/16/jonah-falcon-largest-penis-frisked-by-tsa_n_1675767.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular  (why isn't he doing porn??)

Angry otter attacks!
http://deadspin.com/5926447/?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Median household income across the country (another reason we are in a good spot in the DC area)
http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2012/07/16/156688596/what-americans-earn?utm_source=fp&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=20120716

Gambling coming to MD
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/maryland-politics/post/md-casino-deliberations-to-continue-a-few-more-days/2012/07/17/gJQAsGgArW_blog.html

more universities adding free online classes to coursera:
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/17/education/consortium-of-colleges-takes-online-education-to-new-level.html?_r=1&ref=us

Plane Flying Above Penn State Warns: "Take Down The Statue Or We Will"
http://deadspin.com/5926679/plane-flying-above-penn-state-warns-take-down-the-statue-or-we-will

Cool video of plastic army men dancing to jazz, chill song too
http://vimeo.com/26645299#

NBC's Today Hosts Michael Vick In-Studio, Confuses Him For Jerrod Johnson
http://deadspin.com/5926612/nbcs-today-hosts-michael-vick-in+studio-confuses-him-for-jerrod-johnson

Where Is the Woman Who Allegedly Had Hot Lesbian Sex With Florida's Lieutenant Governor in Her Office?
http://gawker.com/5926646/where-is-the-woman-who-allegedly-had-hot-lesbian-sex-with-floridas-lieutenant-governor-in-her-office

50 highest paid USA athletes
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/specials/fortunate50-2012/index.html?iid=EL

Get the lotion out! Holly Mangold interview! Fap fap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4MIjbRs6jg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Hottest CEO of Fortune 500 company
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/new-yahoo-ceo-google-marissa-mayer-pregnant-article-1.1116079

NSFW! THIS BUTT IS (CHRONICLES OF) RIDIC!!!!!
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/guess-that-ass-347/#more-47745

Cabbie in Philly takes a dump on the street
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/philly-cab-driver-takes-huge-secret-shit-on-sidewalk-video/