Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Halloween in Blacked Out/Wet NYC -- Good luck bros...

Alexey Shved, 'mathematicsized'
http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2012/08/13/alexey-shved-mathematicsized/

I missed this story. Did you guys see this? Follow the money... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/26/chevron-super-pac_n_2023842.html

Good Simmons article on the Harden trade:
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8573213/the-harden-disaster

Incoming Dutch government ditches 'weed pass' plan that would have been available only to residents and that would have effectively banned tourists from Amsterdam's marijuana cafes
(YOU CAN CONTINUE GOING TO AMSTERDAM TO GET BLIGGITY BLIZAMMED)
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2012/10/30/dutch-amsterdam-weed-marijuana/1668761/

Lupe Fiasco draws excellent parallel between Blackface comedy and entertainers like Nicki Minaj. http://vimeo.com/48055765

Christie praises Obama, doesn't 'give a damn' about Romney photo op
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/10/30/christie-praises-obama-doesnt-give-a-damn-about-romney-photo-op/?
Video of Christie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr1jJhe04ug

Dungeons & Dragons & Bitches http://vimeo.com/39114507  (funny Key and Peele skit)

Cheating GF gets set up by both of her lovers at the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FR5nlkecCU

Shark brains 'similar to those of humans'  (Just like that movie with LL COOL J)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/9643039/Shark-brains-similar-to-those-of-humans.html

Beach Haven, LBI - http://vimeo.com/52525649

Mitt Romney Cancels Campaign Events, Campaigns Anyway
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/30/mitt-romney-campaign-events_n_2045686.html

At Least Hurricane Sandy Gave Us The Eli Manningest Of Eli Manning Photos
http://updates.deadspin.com/post/34701646297/at-least-hurricane-sandy-gave-us-the-eli-manningest-of?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Escalator under Water @ South Ferry
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mtaphotos/8141518609/in/photostream/

Sandy, What's Your Damage? http://vimeo.com/52525649

Audience roars in laughter when Bachmann claims she doesn't do political speeches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=S8R2TZ2D2bM

Nation Suddenly Remembers Simple Comforts Of Having Out-Of-Touch White Man Run Country http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-suddenly-remembers-simple-comforts-of-havin,30142/

Badass PSY http://www.tmz.com/2012/10/31/psy-smoking-cigarette-photo/

These are funny-
http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-jersey-residents-avoid-rising-floodwater-by-cl,30163/  and
http://www.theonion.com/articles/mood-in-car-takes-grim-turn-after-dad-misses-exit,30175/

'Waffle House Index' Guides FEMA
http://news.yahoo.com/hurricane-sandy-waffle-house-index-points-relief-eastern-172335063--abc-news-topstories.html

NERD ALERT: Disney buys LucasFilms, plans 3 more Star Wars Movies:  http://www.deadline.com/2012/10/disney-acquires-lucasfilm-star-wars-creator/

Sandy from outer space - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL6vP5uSVak&feature=youtu.be

Idris elba wants to be first black bond
http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2012/10/idris-elba-as-james-bond

Rainn Wilson's 'The Office' Spin-Off 'Schrute Farms' Is Dead
http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/10/rainn-wilsons-the-office-spin-off-schrute-farms-is-dead/

Cool image--- Brooklyn has power, Manhattan doesn't.
http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-869039

Nobody gave a shit about the world series this year
http://www.sfgate.com/tv/article/World-Series-TV-ratings-a-record-low-3994505.php

 Watch Broward County Sheriffs bust 9 for felony bookmaking -- of Pee Wee football
http://network.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/watch_broward_county_sheriffs_bust_9_for_felony_bookmaking_of_pee_wee_football/12094600

Candidates' Last-Minute Appeals To Voters
http://www.theonion.com/articles/candidates-lastminute-appeals-to-voters,30181/

Henri the Cat and Halloween
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=R_fUsssnHPw

Old People Endorsing the Vote (hilarious and NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=f17fWth3YgA#!

Man with Terminal Illness: Last Wish to Meet Andrew Luck (Tearjerker)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uU1sK9HLpFo

THE REAL WALTER WHITE?!?!?!
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/128a6u/he_has_a_masters_in_chemical_engineering_used_to/  --> http://i.imgur.com/HZJeQ.jpg

25 Incredible Pictures Of Hurricane Sandy's Destruction In New Jersey
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/incredible-pictures-of-hurricane-sandys-new-jerse

Pumpktris: A Fully Playable Version of Tetris Inside a Carved Pumpkin
http://www.mobilemag.com/2012/10/31/tetris-pumpkin-pumpktris/

Manning Face, ha!
http://mobilwi.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a6dde087970b017c3240ff80970b-pi

Here Are Some Videos Of Puppies Falling Asleep (Panty Melter)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/amdhit/here-are-some-videos-of-puppies-falling-asleep-3mws

Has Governor Chris Christie Embroidered "Chris Christie - Governor" on Every Item of Clothing He Owns? http://updates.gawker.com/post/34705864168/has-governor-chris-christie-embroidered-chris-christie

Amare can't catch a break:
http://updates.deadspin.com/post/34707892465/amare-stoudemires-range-rover-is-underwater

Bloomberg to temporarily ban passenger cars from entering Manhattan
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/bloomberg_to_ban_passenger_cars_ZQcCpicSun3wnssNOfgFIP?utm_source=SFnewyorkpost&utm_medium=SFnewyorkpost

The election summed up in 22 seconds:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjrthOPLAKM&feature=player_embedded

Even NFL players love Adderoll
http://www.reuters.com/video/2012/10/26/reuters-tv-why-nfl-players-are-turning-to-adderall?videoId=238727138&videoChannel=117772

kate moss still has great titties. NSFW.
http://www.egotastic.com/photos/kate-moss-topless-in-vanity-fair-magazine-december-2012/kate-moss-topless-in-vanity-fair-magazine-december-2012-01/full-size/

76ers going big with this t-shirt gun - http://updates.deadspin.com/post/34716061548/the-76ers-t-shirt-gun-looks-capable-of-ending-a?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Dry Sacks, Wet Balls

Transformer explosion in NYC: http://instagram.com/p/RYwzK9wIt-/

The initial explosion at the Con Ed Plant, E14th and FDR in New York City. (20 seconds in)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAqYZ433TeQ

The Click - Hurricane  (East Coast Theme Song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzhlH-WowNU

Reasons for Hurricane Sandy?
http://i.imgur.com/tcaDs.jpg

GRONK
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1642909/gronkwalk_medium.gif

50 reasons to hate the Lakers:
http://www.sbnation.com/2012/10/30/3497238/los-angeles-lakers-hate-50-reasons

BUILDING FACADE COLLAPSES IN MANHATTAN AT 8TH AND 14TH STREET
http://www.businessinsider.com/major-building-collapse-in-manhattan-at-8th-and-14th-street-2012-10

Assuming this is real, this is crazy: http://twitpic.com/b8t60w
This too: http://i.imgur.com/FbYl5.jpg

Shark Found In Front Yard As Hurricane Sandy Floods New Jersey
 http://www.inquisitr.com/380406/shark-found-in-front-yard-as-hurricane-sandy-floods-new-jersey/

Sandy Santana Moss The Hurricane to brighten up your day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3HTwZo9SGQ

Memoto Lifelogging Camera
http://memoto.com/

Aerial View of New Jersey Coast Line After Hurricane Sandy from the National Guard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRAdgh9VH0o

Francis Plays Magic the Gathering
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYuF3T7s7XY

haha crazy ass fan sings "hero" to marcus lattimore.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=258UFbxJePw#!

Ludacris' halloween costume was GOOD
http://updates.deadspin.com/post/34645235953/ludacris-was-anthony-davis-for-halloween?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

90s Pizza Hut Prank!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Wi-F2oXQYCg#

Are Minnesota Timberwolves Too White?
http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/201210/are-minnesota-timberwolves-too-white

His real name is Munchie
http://www.gobearcats.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/legaux_munchie00.html

Francis Gets his Rift Account Hacked
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnHJCft0VK0&feature=relmfu

Monday, October 29, 2012

Hurricane Sand(usk)y is gonna get ya!

Some Dramatic Images Of Flooding In Red Hook, Brooklyn
http://www.businessinsider.com/flooding-in-red-hook-brooklyn-2012-10

Manhattan Is Flooding and Sandy Hasn't Even Hit Yet
http://gawker.com/5955757/battery-park-is-underwater-and-sandy-hasnt-even-hit-yet?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

Russian Ship Carrying 700 Tons Of Gold Ore Missing
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/29/russian-ship-gold-ore-missing_n_2037908.html?utm_hp_ref=world

100-million-year-old spider attack captured in amber
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/49335493/ns/technology_and_science-science/?lite=obinsite#.UI63YIZ0bYS

Whoa! America's still racist?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/ap-poll-majority-of-americans-still-express-negative-view-of-blacks/2012/10/27/421d683a-2009-11e2-8817-41b9a7aaabc7_story.html

Whoa! America's still illiterate? (THIS MAKES ME REALLY ANGRY)
http://www.happyplace.com/18688/student-mocks-obama-with-misspelled-sign

NSFW http://i.imgur.com/JzhgR.jpg

World-Class DARPA Robot Successfully Lurches Through Obstacle Course Like a Drunken Sailor  http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2012/10/25/darpa_grand_challenge_humanoid_pet_proto_robot_completes_obstacle_course.html

Eddy Curry is still stealing money:
http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/10/29/eddy-curry-is-your-opening-night-starting-center-for-dallas/

Pic of Atlantic City
http://instagram.com/p/RXfhKxDL7F/

How to Grow a Moustache with Nick Offerman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w1p5UI7Siw

Cool motorcycle brah
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/glamour-shots-0.jpg

PANTY MELTER! http://www.buzzfeed.com/jakes12/corgi-puppy-attacks-girl-47rv

Marcus Lattimore's KNEE GETTING HURRICANE SANDUSKIED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk9dm8NcvYs

I thought the hurricane season was over!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-bustyEqYU

Hurrican Horse in Philly
http://www.buzzfeed.com/angelameiquan/hurricane-horse-has-been-identified-70fn

NSFW - Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury - Rachel Bloom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1IxOS4VzKM

Chelsea Lawyer Almost Loses Arm After Getting Stuck In Trash Chute
http://gothamist.com/2012/10/28/chelsea_lawyer_almost_loses_arm_aft.php

America's Foes Are Giddy About Hurricane Sandy
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2012/10/americas-enemies-love-hurricane-sandy/58472/

More Fear Mongering:  Sandy vs. Irene
 http://gothamist.com/2012/10/29/compare_satellite_images_of_sandy_a.php

Great Xmas Gift for Dad
http://tinyurl.com/9dean7y

Pat Burrell Tried To Beat Up Jon Heyman In A Bar Last Night, According To Jon Heyman
http://deadspin.com/5955602/pat-burrell-tried-to-beat-up-jon-heyman-in-a-bar-last-night-according-to-jon-heyman

Looks like one of you BroBlast members is an entrepreneur! Congrats!
'Creepy' new iPhone app trawls Facebook friends' galleries to find all their 'sexy pics'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2224719/Creepy-new-iPhone-app-trawls-Facebook-friends-galleries-sexy-pics.html

WHATTA SCOOP! RZA to take on Ghengis Khan!
http://www.avclub.com/articles/rza-to-direct-the-lesstrippysounding-genghis-khan,88059/

Friday, October 26, 2012

"Ugh, I'm too exhausted to go out/have fun!" -- Every girl ever on Friday

Steven A. Smith Definitely Just Said "Nigga Please" On Live TV http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/steven-a-smith-definitely-just-said-nigga-please-on-live-tv/

Worlds strongest beer
http://www.examiner.com/article/world-s-strongest-beer-armageddon-has-alcohol-content-of-65-by-volume-video

This shit is awesome... Japanese Contact Juggling
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=g9PlWQNO0i0

Prosecutors: NYPD officer conspired to kidnap, cook, eat women
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/10/25/prosecutors-nypd-officer-planned-to-kidnap-cook-eat-women/?hpt=hp_t3

Tom Petty - Yer So Bad (chill song) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdRViFCvvUo

Jim Moran's son resigns from campaign amid video furor (May face criminal charges)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dc-politics/jim-morans-son-resigns-campaign-amid-video-furor/2012/10/24/95ea4a56-1e23-11e2-b647-bb1668e64058_story.html

Hugh Douglas Is Transitioning Nicely Into His Life As A Sports Pundit (funny tweets)
http://deadspin.com/5955159/hugh-douglas-is-transitioning-nicely-into-his-life-as-a-sports-pundit

World Series Tacos: Free Doritos Loco Taco For Everyone After Angel Pagan Stolen Base
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/26/angel-pagan-free-tacos-bell-stolen-base-world-series_n_2020961.html

Catarina Migliorini Sells Virginity For $780,000; Male Virgin Alex Stepanov Gets $3,000
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/24/catarina-migliorini-sells-virginity-780k_n_2010260.html

Best Film Synopsis http://imgur.com/8NDLX

Some Bullshit
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2223316/Outrage-Girls-star-Lena-Dunhams-election-video-paid-presidents-campaign.html

Gaunt Ashlee Simpson shows the strain as she emerges for first time since parents announced divorce amid gay claims
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2223319/Shocked-Ashlee-Simpson-looks-gaunt-emerges-time-following-claims-father-gay.html#ixzz2AQ3Jsa9c

Been Blasted before, but great commentary from the guy filming it, deserves to be blasted again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byq9wwBL_EA

This Slow Loris eating a ball of rice may be the cutest thing you've seen all week (panty melter)  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18-xvIjH8T4  (i also like the top comment)

'I make six figures doing magic'
http://money.cnn.com/video/pf/2012/10/22/pf-best-jobs-magician.cnnmoney/index.html?iid=HP_River

Oliver Peoples ad: Devendra Banhart cuddling with his fine girlfriend (NSFW)-- http://vimeo.com/17013920

don't know if you iPhone bros have it but the app Timbre is pretty f'ing amazing: http://www.timbreapp.com/

Silvio is going to jail
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/27/world/europe/berlusconi-convicted-and-sentenced-in-tax-fraud.html?hp&_r=0

Chinese man sues wife for being ugly and wins
http://wqad.com/2012/10/26/chinese-man-sues-wife-for-being-ugly-and-wins/

Patrick Sweany - Them Shoes (chill song) (Santo's favorite song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7licGkKp48

Pizza Kids - We Like Pizza (weird song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXerF6crDRs

This is fucked up... the return of fascism in greece: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2012/oct/26/golden-dawn-greece-police-video

Panty Melter: Animals Hugging Humans: 19 Adorable Animal-Human Embraces
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/28/19-animals-hugging-humans_n_1761381.html?ref=good-news?source=thumbnail#slide=1526259

NBA JAM NSFW comments
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SuX7psH9PHY#!

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Gourmand Gastronomy

Mitt Romney Style --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yTCRwi71_ns

Semi-NSFW: Colonial dildo factory http://www.holytaco.com/i-guess-old-time-y-dildo-factory/

The Iranian Americans (PBS Documentary coming out on Dec. 18th)
http://www.pbssocal.org/iranianamericans

Sounds like a good read
http://www.amazon.com/The-Maxims-Manhood-Rules-Every/dp/1605506613

Lemon Face on baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixj88urcnIg&feature=em-share_video_user

The Indian Condom Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uknDkAw-tU

PSY AMA (Korean Pop sensation does AMA on Reddit)
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/120oqd/i_am_south_korean_singer_rapper_composer_dancer/

The only thing surprising about this is how little we've heard of it - Romney's Big Navy Guru Made Millions From Building Ships http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012/10/big-business-romneys-navy/

Chris "Mad Dog" Russo Gently Sassed Mike Francesa On Twitter Tonight
http://deadspin.com/5954718/chris-mad-dog-russo-gently-sassed-mike-francesa-on-twitter-tonight

Why Don't We Drink Milk from Animals Other Than Cows?
http://news.yahoo.com/why-dont-drink-milk-animals-other-cows-145603761.html  (Simpson's joke... Malk?)

Haley Joel Osmond got fat, Winnie is smokin' hot, Topanga not so much, and JTT looks like a major douche:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/of-your-childhood-crushes-then-and-now

32 Of Your Childhood Crushes Then And Now
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/of-your-childhood-crushes-then-and-now

I can't believe a tie is actually plausible -- albeit unlikely -- in the electoral college this year.
http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/10/01/new-polls-raise-chance-of-electoral-college-tie/

Brian Wilson hasn't shaved his beard since the summer of 2010. http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/giants/2012/10/24/brian-wilson-giants-glorified-cheerleader/1654569/

I like this poster!
http://www.thehobbitblog.com/new-poster-the-dwarves/

 Ban Ki-Moon Dances Gangnam-Style
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/24/ban-ki-moon-dances-gangna_n_2009883.html?utm_hp_ref=email_share

Here's a Man Undergoing a Gay Demon Exorcism
http://gawker.com/5954658/heres-a-man-undergoing-a-gay-exorcism

A week old, but still great. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy99w2ATnkU He had to apologize afterward. Haha. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tSCOdlZi3o&feature=relmfu

Sasha Grey: Music is just like the porn industry
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/oct/25/sasha-grey-music-porn-industry

Rescued Echidna Puggle Laps Milk From Vet Nurse's Hand At New Zoo Home
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/24/adorable-rare-echidna-puggle-rscued-laps-milk-from-nurses-hand_n_2011500.html

It Is Time to Start Freaking Out About Snowicane Sandy
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/10/hurricane-sandy-new-york-storm-snowicane.html

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Coffee Enemas for All

Squishy pandas being squishy
http://i.imgur.com/wg1OH.gif

Astute observation http://i.imgur.com/dzf7X.jpg

NSFW! Awesome dad yells at a whore on the subway
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHHy9PgH1Jc

Sick movie resurrected: Miami Connection!
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/miamiconnection/

Anyone want a clapcake?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4604750/std-cupcakes.html#ixzz2A9BeBOGo

This recent article is being widely discussed amongst the foreign policy / security apparatus as well as in the media.  The essay outlines the changing nature of US power in the modern world... some interesting stuff if you're bored and have some time.
    The Risks of Ignoring Strategic Insolvency (article):
http://csis.org/files/publication/twq12FallMazarr.pdf 
     Related interview with the author, various national security advisors and journalists:
http://www.charlierose.com/guest/view/5998

The Island Where People Forget to Die
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/28/magazine/the-island-where-people-forget-to-die.html?hp&_r=1&

Republican Senate hopeful Richard Mourdock in rape row
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20054737
and http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/28/magazine/the-island-where-people-forget-to-die.html?hp&_r=1&



Planetfall: A New Anthology of Our Expeditions Across the Solar System
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2012/10/planetfall-a-new-anthology-of-our-expeditions-across-the-solar-system/263930/

Top 10 iconic places to photograph
http://travel.nationalgeographic.com/travel/top-10/iconic-places-photograph/?source=link_fb20121024travel-bestplacespics&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=link_fb20121024travel-bestplacespics&utm_campaign=Content

7 last minute costume ideas
http://inhabitat.com/7-last-minute-halloween-costumes-hiding-in-your-closet/

discussion of whether America's largest financial institutions have become too big, a sea change in opinion is underway http://www.project-syndicate.org/commentary/the-growing-consensus-against-big-banks-by-simon-johnson

I just watched some of the Death Grips concert on NPR. These dudes are pretty off the wall. The drummer is a beast though. Here is one of their more tame songs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRwJMiMfWLg Here's the concert. http://www.npr.org/event/music/163014144/death-grips-in-concert I couldn't watch more than a few minutes because its just too much.

The Purpose of Presidential Debates
http://www.stratfor.com/weekly/purpose-presidential-debates

Stressful Day?  Try some Bunny Therapy...
http://bunnytherapy.tumblr.com/

bobby V calls the red sox a bunch of assholes
http://deadspin.com/5954528/bobby-valentine-refuses-to-go-away-throws-david-ortiz-under-the-bus

Great gif of the game winning goal in the 92nd minute from the DC United game last weekend. You can see how epic the beer shower was. So fun.
http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/sports/dc-sports-bog/dcustands.gif
You can see a you tube clip of it at this WaPo blog post too ---
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2012/10/24/d-c-united-win-leads-to-epic-beer-shower/

WNBA Title Only Makes Indianapolis That Much More Bleak
http://www.theonion.com/articles/wnba-title-only-makes-indianapolis-that-much-more,30082/

The study was on platonic heterosexual male/female friendships, and the article concludes with:
Taken together, these studies suggest that men and women have vastly different views of what it means to be "just friends"—and that these differing views have the potential to lead to trouble. Although women seem to be genuine in their belief that opposite-sex friendships are platonic, men seem unable to turn off their desire for something more.
And finally:
So, can men and women be "just friends?" If we all thought like women, almost certainly.  But if we all thought like men, we'd probably be facing a serious overpopulation crisis.
We all know this. But here is independent scientific proof just in case you need it.
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=men-and-women-cant-be-just-friends


Tom Hanks Performing a Slam Poem About Full House
http://gawker.com/5954442/tom-hanks-performing-a-slam-poem-about-full-house-is-something-that-actually-happened

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Cloverfield My Mayonnaise-Canon

Old Man Strength & Pride
Oldest blacksmith still banging away at 84 years old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFhH4r9pyZ0

How to Do a Birdman's Bird Call
http://www.ehow.com/how_5858590_do-birdman_s-bird-call.html

If Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs' 'Pin Up Special' Doesn't Get Community Back on the Air, Nothing Will [NSFW] http://gawker.com/5953728/if-alison-brie-and-gillian-jacobs-pin-up-special-doesnt-get-community-back-on-the-air-nothing-will-%5Bnsfw%5D

WWF Wreslters breathing for 4 minutes...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pquYAEfbBFM

Craig Robinson Will Star In His Own NBC Comedy From The Creators Of 'The Office'
http://blogs.indiewire.com/shadowandact/craig-robinson-will-star-in-his-own-nbc-comedy-from-the-creators-of-the-office

Climate Change Not Mentioned In Presidential Debates For First Time In A Generation  (Al Gore is PISSED)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/23/climate-change-presidential-debate_n_2004067.html

Beluga whale 'makes human-like sounds'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-20034329

Being a black nerd is super hot right now:
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/media/content/rise-black-nerd-how-my-people-are-taking-over-pop-culture

Barr Brothers - The Devil's Harp - (skip to 1:30 to avoid unnecessary audio landscape weirdness) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjOA9M9-ebw

Song from Apple ipod commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T8BCSFicGE

Taboo NSFW http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/guess-that-ass-738/

How to get rid of Newstand on iphone
http://www.todaysiphone.com/2012/10/dont-use-those-stock-ios-apps-heres-how-to-hide-them-no-jailbreak-required/

"Touch the People" by Beck, from PS3 game Sound Shapes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIxKLZHFThE&feature=relmfu

Naked guy on PCP eats own finger
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/10/23/police-naked-carjacker-ate-own-finger-during-pcp-fueled-rampage/

The Scariest Little Corner of the World
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/21/magazine/the-corner-where-afghanistan-iran-and-pakistan-meet.html?_r=0

Master of Karate! NSFW NSFW NSFW! http://i.imgur.com/l9KLZ.gif

Woman rams vehicle outside Bethesda Naval medical
http://www.wtop.com/41/3089992/Woman-rams-vehicle-outside-Walter-Reed-Hospital

Iron Man 3 Trailer -- http://www.avclub.com/articles/iron-man-3,87828/

J.J. Watt to Ray Rice: I've eaten burritos bigger than you
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/jj-watt-ray-rice-burritos/159526

Channing Crowder: Michael Phelps smoked weed with Young Jeezy, Ryan Lochte a hippie pothead http://larrybrownsports.com/everything-else/channing-crowder-michael-phelps-weed-ryan-lochte-pothead/159585

NY court: Lap dances are not art and are taxable
http://www.boston.com/ae/theater-arts/2012/10/23/top-court-says-lap-dance-isn-art-taxable/VLAMvXZyaYNqQSPquWmEUN/story.html

Gentleman's Explorer Club (Photo #7 will make you angry, but the rest are good) http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2012/10/21/nyregion/20121021EXPLORERS.html

You've probably seen most of these in other links, but here is a list of 99 "LIFE HACKS" to make you less like Fechter: http://shialabeowulf.tumblr.com/post/33670447154/99-life-hacks-to-make-your-life-easier

This new naval eel spybot looks like a dong or a giant turd- http://www.wtop.com/120/3089304/Somethings-Fishy

'Drunk Jeff Goldblum' is Back and Drunk-Buying Chairs and Jackets Through PayPal
http://gawker.com/5954184/drunk-jeff-goldblum-is-back-and-drunk+buying-chairs-and-jackets-through-paypal

Monday, October 22, 2012

Oats, Yogurt, & Frosting

Bros through the ages: http://www.cnn.com/2012/10/19/tech/man-weekend/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

Chris Cooley agrees to rejoin Redskins in wake of Fred Davis injury
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/football-insider/wp/2012/10/21/chris-cooley-agrees-to-rejoin-redskins-in-wake-of-fred-davis-injury/

Nacho Libre is based on a true story - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An%C3%ADbal

Old but good, hand fingers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR_8SDNQ0ks

Woman Assaulted on Capital Crescent Trail http://dcist.com/2012/10/woman_assaulted_on_capital_crescent.php

Players, Fans, Coaches And Everyone Else In Maple Grove, Minnesota Got Involved In This High School Soccer Brawl
http://deadspin.com/5953482/players-fans-coaches-and-everyone-else-in-maple-grove-minnesota-got-involved-in-this-high-school-soccer-brawl

lebanon pissed at homeland for making them seem like a bad place
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/19/homeland-lebanon-lawsuit_n_1986086.html

kanye wes anderson
http://www.buzzfeed.com/catesish/the-best-of-kanye-wes-anderson

How does the music-identifying app Shazam work its magic?
http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2009/10/that_tune_named.html

How To Pick Up Chicks At The Gym
http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/how-to-pick-up-chicks-at-the-gym

Pacers Roy Hibbert Goes Gangnam Style
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c4hY8mQM6Y

Girl Mistaken For Skunk Gets Shot By Relative
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/22/girl-mistaken-for-skunk-shot_n_2000340.html

raccoon finds himself in a chimp enclosure, chimps enjoy -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs7u2TTPXFE&feature=player_embedded#!

Some white folks really love their dogs.... just sayin....
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/17/terri-graham-mother-breastfeed-dog-photo_n_1974596.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Robert Kovacik Cockroach Suprise "you got something on you bro"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFmOBV4HYh0&feature=player_embedded

Salt Lake Tribune says too much Mitt, not enough Romney - http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/opinion/55019844-82/romney-obama-state-president.html.csp

Interesting (and long) story about rae caruth's 13 year old son (the one he tried to kill in his mother's womb) - http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1206007/1/index.htm

600 lb black marlin jumps on boat
http://deadspin.com/5953621/an-enormous-marlin-jumped-on-a-boat-and-kenny-loggins-provided-the-soundtrack

The Let's-Sell-Our-House- And-See-the-World Retirement:
How one couple walked away from all they owned and are putting down new roots— one country at a time. http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390443720204578004131575356160.html?mod=WSJ_hpp_LEFTTopStories

The Sheepdogs - Southern Dreaming  (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3eZy_KOgbQ&feature=related

The Sheepdogs "I Don't Know"  (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvCq2hmlasM

Bill Burr Doesn't Believe The Steve Jobs Hype
http://billburr.com/video/bill-burr-doesnt-believe-the-steve-jobs-hype

Kendrick Lamar - Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe (chill song) (Emmet's favorite song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlB5j1nZaqo

2012 Halloween Light Show - Gangnam Style
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6t7oowAsGs&feature=youtu.be

Friday, October 19, 2012

POCKET SALAMIES

Funny Key & Peele Skit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFz3s3NCL6E

DOUCHE: Abercrombie & Fitch CEO's rulebook for corporate jet staffers
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/he_one_fitch_of_boss_oiLm3A8i27z380hG5zGSIP

Rogue science experiment dumping 100 tons of iron dust into the Pacific - http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/19/science/earth/iron-dumping-experiment-in-pacific-alarms-marine-experts.html?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=edit_th_20121019

For those of you who watched the Bill Oriley Jon Steward Debate the other week - bill moyers responds to bill oriley
http://billmoyers.com/segment/bill-moyers-essay-correcting-oreilly/

New movie: Chasing Ice (documentary)
http://www.chasingice.com/

Roman Arch, Algeria
http://photography.nationalgeographic.com/photography/photo-of-the-day/arch-algeria-steinmetz/?source=link_fb20121019photo-pod&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=link_fb20121019photo-pod&utm_campaign=Content

The Felice Brothers - Greatest Show on Earth (real chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lbm4r1KN9U

If you live in NYC and love basketball, then this art exhibit would be awesome to go to
http://lifeandtimes.com/the-art-of-basketball

You guys wanna get into the bootleg ketchup game? http://gma.yahoo.com/fake-heinz-ketchup-bottles-explode-205638197--abc-news-topstories.html

Leo Kottke to Collaborate With Mike Gordon and Jon Fishman
http://www.jambands.com/news/2012/10/19/leo-kottke-to-collaborate-with-mike-gordon-and-jon-fishman

Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney. Epic Rap Battles Of History Season 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_1B0w7Hzc&feature=youtu.be

Tom Hanks F-Bomb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-C2h6JSnM-E#!

'Gangnam Style' Link Spurs DI Surge: Chart of the Day
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-10-17/-gangnam-style-link-spurs-di-surge-chart-of-the-day.html

Giants legend nailing bar mitzahs for cash
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/tiki-barber-doing-bar-mitzvah-appearances-to-make-money/

Gangnam Style Dance Fail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=N-Zj5IZbJDc

Will Ferrell's New Swedish Old Milwaukee Ads
http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/will-ferrells-new-swedish-old-milwaukee-ads

Unmasking Reddit's Violentacrez, The Biggest Troll on the Web
http://gawker.com/5950981/unmasking-reddits-violentacrez-the-biggest-troll-on-the-web

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

PorkBellyDumplingz

Tony Hawk and Louis C.K. talk about Dane Cook, Reddit, Louie and more
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgMAf7xzKic&feature=player_embedded

HOUSE MUSIC WEDNESDAY! Otto Knows - Million Voices (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHkDt9NSBQc

New Zealand PSA on Drunk Driving
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIYvD9DI1ZA

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS?!?! Back to the Future Gag Scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=k-szFVV1Xco

Jimmy Kimmel pwns Gawker editor (She is so flighty and i hate her)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-avakrRUaU

NY Times Says People Who Still Use Blackberries Are Becoming The Black Sheep Of American Society http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/super-page/ny-times-says-people-who-still-use-blackberries-are-becoming-the-black-sheep-of-american-society/

Sick Panda Prints
http://www.etsy.com/shop/xiaobaosg?ref=seller_info_count

67 reasons to watch the NBA this year:
http://nba.si.com/2012/10/17/nba-season-preview/

Looking for a reason to drink?
http://www.partyexcuses.com/

Classic Simpsons scene...hahahahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGD5aJDtSAk

Antarctic Sea Ice Hits Record ... High?
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/10/121013-antarctica-sea-ice-record-high-science-global-warming/?source=link_fb20121017news-antarcticice&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=link_fb20121017news-antarcticice&utm_campaign=Content

96-Year-Old Farmer Claims to Be World's Oldest New Dad
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/worlds-oldest-dad-96-144041967--abc-news-topstories.html;_ylt=A2KJ3CSj435QtQcAs3LQtDMD

It's Arrested Decision 2012
What do you get when you combine Arrested Development quotes and images from the presidential election?  http://www.buzzfeed.com/networkdeskpeon/its-arrested-decision-2012-53wv

Brilliant cops tase blind man after mistaking his cane for a sword
http://now.msn.com/lancashire-police-officers-mistake-blind-mans-cane-for-sword

HAHAHA, German dude jumps into frozen swimming pool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd7c5tQCs1I&feature=player_embedded#

Green Party Candidates Arrested, Shackled to Chairs For 8 Hours After Trying to Enter Hofstra Debate http://www.democracynow.org/2012/10/17/green_partys_jill_stein_cheri_honkala

Area Man On Personal Mission To Explain Why Universally Enjoyed Things Are Bad
http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-man-on-personal-mission-to-explain-why-univer,29922/

Nick Offerman to show the world his "nipples and nuggets" for charity
http://www.avclub.com/articles/nick-offerman-to-show-the-world-his-nipples-and-nu,86834/

dwight schrutes reddit AMA the other day, i just stumbled upon the "best of" it.
http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/10/the-best-of-rainn-wilsons-reddit-ask-me-anything/#page/1

Anthony Bourdain Sat Down For A Nice Meal With Omar And Marlo From 'The Wire'
http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/10/anthony-bourdain-sat-down-for-a-nice-meal-with-omar-and-marlo-from-the-wire/#ixzz29alITQQ7

A Trip to the Faroe Islands
http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2012/10/a-trip-to-the-faroe-islands/100388/#

Oh sick, only 24 hours old and this is already LAME
http://bindersfullofwomen.tumblr.com/

Extreme Cheapskates: Woman Serves Friends Trash-Picked Dinner, Triumphs as an Individual
http://gawker.com/5952575/extreme-cheapskates-woman-serves-friends-trash+picked-dinner-triumphs-as-an-individual

Adorable Little British Girl Gives Her Baby Brother Advice About Life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcuiQeGby4g

How Americans sound to British people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-cAnFbEXY0&feature=related 
 

Tornado Poops

I found this article to be very interesting- http://www.npr.org/blogs/itsallpolitics/2012/10/15/162955073/study-secret-donors-significantly-fueling-pro-romney-tv-ads
1. These 501(c)(4) tax-exempt groups are ridiculous.
2. "As for liberal outside groups, they spent $3 million from secret donors — compared with $87 million by conservative groups."
3. There are too many juicy stats to cut and paste them all. Just read this ish.

Pizza Hut offers this in Canada now...
http://i.imgur.com/1259E.jpg

Blackberries are for losers
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/16/technology/blackberry-becomes-a-source-of-shame-for-users.html?hp&_r=0

This Glenn Beck guy is fucking batshit crazy.  Trying to sling a line of jeans now.  This may be the worst commercial I have ever seen..
http://www.businessinsider.com/heres-everything-glenn-beck-gets-wrong-about-america-in-his-new-jeans-ad-2012-10

UNC Freshman J.P. Tokoto Slams An Insane 360 Windmill
http://dimemag.com/2012/10/video-unc-freshman-j-p-tokoto-slams-an-insane-360-windmill/

NBA players come out for Obama, including two UNC guys. Juwan Howard looks like a grandfather, hahaha
http://projects.newsobserver.com/node/26038

Images of Native Americans
http://lens.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/10/12/immortal-images-of-native-americans/

Bradley Beal draws heat for Cards tweet
http://www.stltoday.com/sports/bradley-beal-draws-heat-for-cards-tweet/article_ea9c741a-1785-11e2-874f-001a4bcf6878.html

How the Power of Expectations Can Allow You to 'Bend Reality' (very interesting)
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=how-the-power-of-expectations-can-allow-you-to-bend-reality

Paul Ryan and the Soup Kitchen: A Ladle into the Lies
http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/paul-ryan-soup-kitchen-photo-13780169#ixzz29UI0rhMt   Related to this: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/election-2012/wp/2012/10/15/charity-president-unhappy-about-paul-ryan-soup-kitchen-photo-op/

http://www.romneytaxplan.com/

HL offers 50/50 split in revenue, no rollback in order to preserve 82-game season
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/nhl-offers-50-50-split-revenue-no-rollback-171625394--nhl.html

Bill Murray Likes to Call Kelly Lynch's Husband Every Time He Sees Patrick Swayze Having Sex With Her in Road House -
http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/59908/bill-murray-likes-to-call-kelly-lynchs-husband-every-time-he-sees-patrick-swayze-having-sex-with-her-in-road-house

Fargo woman completely missing the point behind deer-crossing signs (this lady is dumb as a bag of hammers)
http://m.now.msn.com/fargo-woman-complains-about-deer-crossing-signs

Iranians plan oil spill to block Hormuz strait
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/10/15/iran-hormuz-report-idUSL5E8LF86720121015

Isn't a mini ipad just an ipod touch?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jwherrman/the-ipad-mini-is-coming-on-october-23rd

ScarJo is single http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/scarlett-johansson-is-single-again

Ben Schwartz is Your Latest 'Arrested Development' Guest Star
http://splitsider.com/2012/10/ben-schwartz-is-your-latest-arrested-development-guest-star/


the many stages of honey boo boo chins.
http://thechive.com/2012/10/16/the-ever-evolving-chin-of-mother-boo-boo-9-photos/

Are The Presidential Debates Broken?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2FEkR_hMIaI

Everything about this makes me laugh, especially the A-Rod tweet.  http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/yankees/trump_blames_jeter_injury_rod_struggles_bo0PSr1iCjGDsD5D5QJ5qO

Sandra Bullock Gets Naked in Shower Scene with Chelsea Handler
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20639472,00.html

New York Giants' cars burglarized while they were in San Francisco, beating the 49ers
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/york-giants-cars-burglarized-while-were-san-francisco-155747759--nfl.html

34 Facts About Scary Movies That Will Blow Your Mind
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/scary-movie-facts-that-will-blow-your-mind?utm_campaign=socialflow&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=buzzfeed

Monday, October 15, 2012

Where you been hiding that boy?

This is the video from last Blast, that was taken down before some of you could watch it. MUST SEE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBV1u0La088
Mortal Kombat version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQKjVfGn-2w


Kitty Cat ain't going nowheres
http://i.imgur.com/CJA5o.gif

Love me some Jurassic Park
http://i.imgur.com/mmwa3.jpg

With Median Income of $87K, D.C. Is Country's Richest Metro
http://dc.citybizlist.com/article/median-income-87k-dc-countrys-richest-metro

Strato-Jump video
http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2012/10/15/natpkg-felix-baumgartner-skydive.cnn#/video/us/2012/10/14/vo-baumgartner-stratos-jump.red-bull

Stratos jump successful! ORIGINAL VERSION (funnY)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFU774q6eVM

Honest Trailers - Twilight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gugBiEkLwU&NR=1&feature=endscreen

World's largest gummy worm http://www.vat19.com/dvds/worlds-largest-gummy-worm.cfm

World's largest gummy bear http://www.vat19.com/dvds/worlds-largest-gummy-bear.cfm?adid=gbase&gclid=CPXinrvGg7MCFYyZ4AodMigA4A

A little history on Keep Calm and Carry On http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keep_Calm_and_Carry_On

I Caught Her Cheating and Got Revenge On Valentine's Day (Follow-Up)
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/b2ayj/i_caught_her_cheating_and_got_revenge_on/

Tons of live games streamed, SOCCER
http://www.rojadirecta.me/

Inception Sound http://inception.davepedu.com/

Animal Stapler removers http://www.jaczagoory.com/jshop/component/page,shop.browse/category_id,4/option,com_virtuemart/Itemid,26/vmcchk,1/

Let's draggle some puss this weekend, eh comrades?
draggle \DRAG-uhl\, verb:

1. To soil by dragging over damp ground or in mud.
2. To trail on the ground; be or become draggled.
3. To follow slowly; straggle.


Aaron Rodgers Ssssshhhhh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wK-3udTjUg&feature=youtu.be

Snoop Dogg Wrote A Song About Hot Pockets
http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/snoop-dogg-wrote-a-song-about-hot-pockets

The story of Dave on Wheels was an elaborate, horrible deceit
http://thechive.com/2012/10/15/the-story-of-dave-on-wheels-was-an-elaborate-horrible-deceit-7-photos/#jxPkdaStghftZiDK.99

Hipster JETS fan http://www.buzzfeed.com/ktlincoln/the-hipster-jets-fan-meme

Cleveland Man Dunks Head In A Bucket Of Urine For $450
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/cleveland-man-dunks-head-in-a-bucket-of-urine-for

Semi-NSFW!  BIEL BONERS
http://i.imgur.com/IssaD.jpg

Weatherman Erection Graphic News Blooper
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jeL6_cAWeU8

Seahawks DB Richard Sherman Intercepts Tom Brady, Snickers At Him With "U Mad Bro?" Picture On Twitter After The Game
http://deadspin.com/5951714/seahawks-db-richard-sherman-intercepts-tom-brady-snickers-at-him-with-u-mad-bro-picture-on-twitter-after-the-game

Huge eyeball washes ashore in Florida -- but eyeball from what?http://www.latimes.com/news/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-huge-eyeball-sea-creature-20121012,0,3387078.story

The 45 Best Pictures Of Scared Bros At A Haunted Hause Of 2012
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-45-best-scared-bros-at-a-haunted-hause-of-2012

Steven A Calls DC Chocolate City
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=8507755&categoryid=2378529

Best Boxing Trainer Ever : Eric Kelly's Training 101
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syhb3z4pTFQ&feature=youtu.be

Human Powered Helicopter
http://www.npr.org/2012/10/14/160670295/flight-club-human-powered-helicopter

Friday, October 12, 2012

Please watch the first video - i no kid u

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING! IF YOU NEVER CLICK ANY LINKS ON THE BRO-BLAST, CLICK THIS ONE MOTHER FUCKER! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9-14O1aqVDo#

I like today's word of the day:
zeugma \ZOOG-muh\, noun:
The use of a word to modify or govern two or more words when it is appropriate to only one of them or is appropriate to each but in a different way, as in to wage war and peace or On his fishing trip, he caught three trout and a cold.

Security Removes Biden's Rowdy Buddies From Auditorium
http://www.theonion.com/articles/security-removes-bidens-rowdy-buddies-from-auditor,29880/?ref=auto

Pittsburgh Teacher gets Knocked Out by student
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YgJEfLbvUE&feature=player_embedded

Aj and Mj 22 month old twins falling asleep while eating
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl5Ci2OXpNA&feature=player_embedded

Doing One-Armed Push-Ups While Speed-Solving a Rubik's Cube is the Pinnacle of Human Achievement  http://gawker.com/5950935/doing-one+armed-push+ups-while-speed+solving-a-rubiks-cube-is-the-pinnacle-of-human-achievement

Fla. man accused of returning used enemas
http://www.wtop.com/267/3074737/Man-allegedly-returned-used-enemas

Woman at VP debate calls Obama a communist, gets confronted by Chris Matthews and can't explain what a communist is http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2E87gciwebw

A NFL player took a shit while on the sideline, and got the gameball because nobody noticed.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/wes-welker-larry-izzo-once-got-game-ball-150601138.html

Oh sick, another fucked up Rob Zombie movie...
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=95516

 If There's One Thing to Remember About the VP Debate, It's That Joe Biden Laughed His Way Through It http://gawker.com/5951162/if-theres-one-thing-to-remember-about-the-vp-debate-its-that-joe-biden-laughed-his-way-through-it

The worst acting i've ever seen in my life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCj8sPCWfUw

The Many Gesticulations Of Joe Biden
http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/the-many-gesticulations-of-joe-biden

Woman arrested for hand sanitizer DUI
http://www.wtnh.com/dpp/news/crime/woman-arrested-for-hand-sanitizer-dui#.UHhEGlHz7Mp

Omar S - Set it out (chill song) (chill DJ set)  dude's from Detroit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtWqAxeDeEk

SF Giants' Lincecum gets a Facial "Now i know what chicks feel like"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1fvFJFez-vs

beano cook with a great bro move. atta guy.
http://deadspin.com/5951291/heres-one-of-the-best-beano-cook-stories

'Friday Night Lights' Creator Accuses Mitt Romney of Plagiarism in Threatening Letter
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/friday-night-lights-creator-accuses-378606

Werth Riding Things
http://jwerthridingthings.tumblr.com/




Sick Prank Idea:

Crack a small hole, about 1 cm x 1 cm in a raw egg, ejaculate into it. then super glue
the shell back onto your little hole.  once the glue dries, put it hole-side down in the egg carton
and wait till your family/makes a jizz omelet while you die from laughter. 

Thursday, October 11, 2012

That's not a pork tenderloin in my capri shorts

Father & Son http://i.imgur.com/BXrek.jpg

Norwegian guy does tricks with an American Football. Next stop NFL?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDwbjHV8jLo

NSFW! I Need to Learn How to Cook, and Speak French http://vimeo.com/38528658

You just may never reach for another glass of soda after seeing this video
http://youtu.be/myxwCEGcBYc

BADASS NINJA!!!! Bottles beware!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dKwHOfd2dk&feature=youtu.be

Teenage Hacker Scores $60,000 From Google For Discovering Security Issue In Chrome (Again)
http://techcrunch.com/2012/10/10/teenage-hacker-scores-60000-from-google-for-discovering-security-issue-in-chrome-again/

We all know this guy...
http://www.theonion.com/articles/mr-autumn-man-walking-down-street-with-cup-of-coff,29866/

Plant and Page look so old. I didn't even recognize Page at first.
http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-855910

Wang sizes by country
http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

Secret Recording of NYPD Stop-and-Frisk Uncovered: 'I'm Gonna Break Your Fu**in' Arm'
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=320_1349824770

X-treme biking
http://thechive.com/2012/10/11/when-a-trials-rider-takes-a-fancy-road-bike-off-road-amazing-things-can-happen-video/

Teddy Wins Again! Gangnam Style!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI6KjFEYlY0&feature=youtu.be&hd=1

The Misa Kitara is a digital guitar designed for electronic music
http://www.misadigital.com/

Funny Key and Peele Skit: Dubstep
http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/c3iii4/key-and-peele-dubstep

Dubai Fog (SICK VID)
http://vimeo.com/34607403

New Django Unchained Trailer
http://www.avclub.com/articles/django-unchained,86546/

New Radio Station to melt your D, no commercials
http://koko94.com/listen-now/

Really neato street artist- http://www.alexandrefarto.com/


NATURE! (in a Robert Goulet voice)
http://news.mongabay.com/2012/1011-hance-turtle-urinates.html

Google search for 'completely wrong' yields page of Romney photos
http://www.cnn.com/2012/10/10/tech/web/google-romney-completely-wrong/index.html

'Thrones' seeks game amputees for big scene
http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/tv/thrones_seeks_game_amputees_for_Zyto2R89lJEQzWrG6sNoRJ

NSFW NSFW! http://www.barstoolu.com/#random-thoughts/amateur-porn-star-continues-to-give-the-cornell-library-a-facial/

The Kinks - Sunny Afternoon (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h1oRP7FfBw

crackhead throwing competition
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iVqnGqmSseU#!

Woody Johnson Got Flustered When A CNBC Anchor Asked Him If Tim Tebow Was Still A Virgin http://deadspin.com/5950662/woody-johnson-got-flustered-when-a-cnbc-anchor-asked-him-if-tim-tebow-was-still-a-virgin

holy verbal boners. olivia wilde talking about her vagina at length.
http://www.vulture.com/2012/10/olivia-wilde-has-a-lot-to-say-about-her-vagina.html#1010sf

rza and black keys
http://www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/the-black-keys-and-the-rza-did-a-song-together

I love how Nolan Ryan likes to bust people's balls
 http://espn.go.com/dallas/mlb/story/_/id/8490251/josh-hamilton-waited-quit-chewing-tobacco

Mat Latos Has A Cat And Its Name Is Cat Latos
http://deadspin.com/5951008/mat-latos-has-a-cat-and-its-name-is-cat-latos

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Twerkin' datAss

The CEO Who Built Himself America's Largest House Just Threatened to Fire His Employees if Obama's Elected
http://gawker.com/5950189/the-ceo-who-built-himself-americas-largest-house-just-threatened-to-fire-his-employees-if-obamas-elected

Bad Magic: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maleficium_%28sorcery%29

Huge explosion of natural gas tanker in China
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INkfL1JQqak

This was almost Jurassic Park 4. Seriously. http://imgur.com/a/gsVLI

Read Top Comment on BACH (the composer) ... excellent life description
http://www.reddit.com/r/classicalmusic/comments/1170qm/ill_like_to_know_the_famous_composers_better_ive/

Hot chick in Hula Hoop dancing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Lf0JdJSKoo

For lovers of dog and food: http://foodonmydog.com

Women's shoes have taken a turn for the worse
http://shine.yahoo.com/the-thread-how-to/scariest-shoes-time-173900092.html

NSFW prostitution ring uncovered in quaint little Kennibunk, Maine...over 100 johns to be named -
http://johntv.com/police-in-maine-say-they-have-a-detailed-john-list-videos-from-busted-zumba-instructor/  NSFW. This vid matches the pic in the article. Who knows if its really her: http://xhamster.com/movies/1145676/alexis_wright_inserts_popsicle.html  NSFW

RZA directing film about a hitman teamed with a happy little blue horse, proving you are insanely high right now
http://www.avclub.com/articles/rza-directing-film-about-a-hitman-teamed-with-a-ha,86485/

LOL: Kevin Garnett No Longer On Roaring Terms With Ray Allen
http://www.theonion.com/articles/kevin-garnett-no-longer-on-roaring-terms-with-ray,29858/

Romney Proudly Explains How He's Turned Campaign Around
http://www.theonion.com/articles/romney-proudly-explains-how-hes-turned-campaign-ar,29845/

Man Who Cried Himself To Sleep Last Night Has Some Great Ideas For Growing Company's Brand http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-who-cried-himself-to-sleep-last-night-has-some,29834/

This is good! Key & Peele: East/West Bowl
http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/5fndtz/key-and-peele-key---peele--east-west-bowl

This made me LOL
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/everything-is-true-22.jpg

A Fat, Mustachioed Orphan Finds a Home (WALRUS!)
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/10/nyregion/orphaned-baby-walrus-to-arrive-at-new-york-aquarium.html?_r=0

Young 'Nones' Set To Transform The Political Landscape
http://www.npr.org/blogs/itsallpolitics/2012/10/09/162582670/young-nones-set-to-transform-the-political-landscape

National Zoo Baby Howler Monkey Is Euthanized Due To Metabolic Bone Disease
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/09/national-zoo-baby-howler-monkey-euthanized_n_1952090.html#slide=1097800

Scott DesJarlais, Pro-Life Republican Congressman And Doctor, Pressured Mistress Patient To Get Abortion http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/10/scott-desjarlais-abortion-pro-life_n_1953136.html?utm_hp_ref=tw

Washington Tops List of America's Richest Cities
http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/10/09/washington-tops-list-of-americas-richest-cities/

Earth's Mightiest Heroes Are... Avenger Pugs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynLdbgGADtA&feature=youtu.be

NSFW Courtney Bingham butt and yams
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/guess-that-ass-nsfw-5/

Babies Laughing At Dogs Supercut (panty melter)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8WvXUb5W0Y

THAT'S RIGHT, MORE WALRUS!
Two Baby Walruses Find New Homes
http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/two-baby-walruses-find-new-homes

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

The Check's in the Mail

David Lee Roth - Just A Gigolo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN-4lX0QyZc

haha, MEME away internet, MEME away...
http://gawker.com/5949984/this-photo-of-mitt-romney-bending-over-in-front-of-an-astonished-schoolgirl-is-ripe-for-the-captioning

Miyamoto Musashi single handedly defeated an entire school, killed the last heir, and invented dual wielding katana fighting at the same time. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miyamoto_Musashi

Jesse Pinkman & 007 at Radiohead --> http://i.imgur.com/V8bNq.jpg

Daredevil Sets Sight on a 22-Mile Fall
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/09/science/fearless-felix-baumgartner-to-try-to-become-first-sky-diver-to-break-sound-barrier.html?hp&_r=1&

NSFW - Database of all the Playmates -- http://playmatehunter.com/playboys-playmate-index#char_75

The slow depressing progression (or lack thereof) of TLC
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-truth-about-tlc

The secrets of Buffett's success: Beating the market with beta
http://www.economist.com/node/21563735

Election year garbage
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/oct/09/election-cycle-garbage-romney

'Little bitty Eagle meatballs' may be the greatest quote of all time (Video)
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/little-bitty-eagle-meatballs-video/157471

Sandusky loves to hang w/ creepy dudes
http://larrybrownsports.com/legal/jerry-sanduskys-lawyer-karl-rominger-coeds-bar/157480

More on Ostrich Pillows http://www.smh.com.au/travel/travel-news/cure-for-jetlag-meet-the-ostrich-pillow-20120925-26ied.html

Padma Lakshmi Lets Man Eat Ham From Her Body for $1000
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk8_VLPXEhU&feature=youtu.be

NERD RAMPAGE!
World of Warcraft cities hacked -- http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19869466

Radiohead Fan Sells Cheating Girlfriend's Tickets Online, Gets Invited to Hang Out with Breaking Bad's Aaron Paul http://gawker.com/5950282/radiohead-fan-sells-cheating-girlfriends-tickets-online-gets-invited-to-hang-out-with-breaking-bads-aaron-paul

OH SICK BRO! BIEBER AND PHISH! TREY AND BIEBS! PHISH!
http://gawker.com/5950023/justin-bieber-catches-phish-phever

How to Make a Pumpkin Keg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZtVcZCaJmDc

Louie isn't coming back until 2014
http://www.avclub.com/articles/louie-isnt-coming-back-until-2014,86468/

Nats fans will get red 'Natitude' towels throughout NLDS
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2012/10/09/nats-fans-will-get-red-natitude-towels-throughout-nlds/