Dicksani

NSFW - This girl owns a warehouse instead of a rectum. [NSFW]

http://i.minus.com/isl1SWt20OvFH.gif

This is how I want to walk away from most couple-oriented events/activities
http://i.imgur.com/oV8J0.gif

For my greater DC area bros:
So . . . Any wonder why the new express lane opening here in northern Virginia has yielded multiple accidents?  http://i.imgur.com/85KFn.jpg

The Allman Brothers Band - You Don't Love Me (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMAHQAtUB58&feature=youtube_gdata_player

This will make you want to rip your dick off and peg it at a brick wall...
http://jezebel.com/5963708/you-must-watch-jenelle-evans-impassioned-speech-about-keha

The 2011 Miss Reef Calendar (Boners) (Semi NSFW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEVyNtPXAFI

Virginia Beach reportedly reaches deal with Comcast, Kings; may ask for $150 million from statehouse http://www.sactownroyalty.com/2012/11/28/3701212/virginia-beach-reportedly-reaches-deal-with-comcast-kings-may-ask-for

Weird: https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/273806459622539266

What Happened When NYU Students Discovered They Could Email 40,000 People At Once
http://www.buzzfeed.com/atmccann/what-happened-when-nyu-students-discovered-they-co

This guy looks like an idiot. http://www.wtop.com/267/3135486/Top-Guns

The Hater's Guide To Notre Dame
http://deadspin.com/5963736/the-haters-guide-to-notre-dame

Tom Ricks covered the Pentagon for 8 years for the Wall Street Journal. He just finished a book about modern day generals, goes on Fox news, is asked about the Benghazi attacks, and calls out FOX is perfect plain speech for being a wing of the republican party hyping up deaths for political gain.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbUz3pIPmTY
To this guy's credit, when he was asked later by MSNBC to do an interview with them, he turned them down saying "You're (MSNBC) just like fox, only worse at it" hahaha, awesome.

With Bill Murray, Just Take the Trip
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/02/movies/bill-murray-star-of-hyde-park-on-hudson.html?hp&_r=1&

Interesting op-ed from Warren Buffet http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/26/opinion/buffett-a-minimum-tax-for-the-wealthy.html?src=me&ref=general

Power Ball is at 550 Million: http://www.powerball.com/pb_home.asp
My Marketing Professor once called the lottery "A tax on the stupid."

Excellent Xmas Gift idea: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004E4EQOY/?tag=buzz0f-20

Best Memes of 2012: http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-best-memes-of-2012

A Roundup of DC's 16 Iconic Dive Bars
http://dc.eater.com/archives/2012/11/27/a-look-at-dcs-iconic-dive-bars.php

Blasted many times, but still one of my top 5 favorite YouTube videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw&feature=g-crec

Cheese Grater VagWalls

Being a public official in Mexico is fucking dangerous:

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/11/26/former-mexican-mayor-found-beaten-to-death

DC Folks: New Condos at City Center looks SICK
http://www.residencesatcitycenterdc.com/

Cultural Ambassador of Partying
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2012/11/26/the-short-and-bizarre-diplomatic-tenure-of-andrew-w-k/

British soccer player transfers to French league and puts on a really bad French accent for press conference - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20511307

Skrillex Talks To Household Appliances
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNgFouiW-8c

Busta Rhymes - Dangerous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJUk45l4h8c

Razon Ramon & the Chicas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWEOxIJsxws

The sound of a beard slap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTnIjqEA4Ro&feature=g-hist

Super super super old.... but SO damn good. (fatty almost falls out of carnival ride)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYgEn_xQQKI&feature=g-hist

Crack Rock Refund - COPS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JkwZUk3Kng

I really like the little wheelchair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdHjHPo9UWw&feature=g-crec-f

Mrs. Doubtfire Trailer Recut - Horror Film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRv4gxACIxM

Giorgio "Looky Looky" (1969) Musicolor (chill song) (Weird song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6OMfUleLFM

Speech 101 Prank FINAL (talk about devotion to a prank.... 4 months)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HgO_dabeKJk

'Two and a Half Men' star begs viewers to stop watching his 'filth' of a show
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/-two-and-a-half-men--star-begs-viewers-to-stop-watching-his--filth--of-a-show-212823396.html?cache=clear

THE ONION Fools China again!
North Korea's top leader named The Onion's Sexiest Man Alive for 2012
http://english.people.com.cn/90777/8035568.html
Here's the Onion article on Kim Jong Eun that fooled China's state newspaper
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2012/11/27/heres-the-onion-article-on-kim-jong-un-that-fooled-chinas-state-newspaper/

The sole purpose of this twitter account is to call out people who forget the hyphen in Spider-Man: https://twitter.com/Respecthehyphen

Derek & the  Dominos - Keep On Growing (Chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJYdJ53_tS8

This made me LOL
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/nailed-it-281.jpg

I find this VERY funny, people being scared in an elevator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTzGqgzmNyU&feature=player_embedded

Lolz! Detectives Overlooked Casey Anthony's 'I Killed My Daughter' AMA On Reddit
http://www.theonion.com/articles/detectives-overlooked-casey-anthonys-i-killed-my-d,30515/

Fracturing 2 ribs at age 29 makes me want to sing this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50Sq4n4kt2k

joseph gordon levitt might be new batman
http://www.newser.com/story/158313/joseph-gordon-levitt-the-next-batman-report.html

If you like LCD Soundsystem this is a cool interview with James Murphy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60aAdCztRBY&feature=watch-vrec

EXTREMELY NSFW!  NSFW NSFW NSFW  (funny gif... i guess)
http://www.uselessjunk.com/da/3890
NSFW

The 20 Richest Metros in America (the First 2 Will Surprise You)
http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2012/11/the-20-richest-metros-in-america-the-first-2-will-surprise-you/265611/

NSFW NSFW NSFW - Striaght up Porn.... i'm sorry?
http://xhamster.com/movies/978158/passion_hd_teen_spinner_has_a_sensual_sex_workout.html

Liquid Liquid - 'Cavern' 1983: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL45YOtbuy0 (chill song)

DC Design House Will Hit Market For $15 Million
http://dc.urbanturf.com/articles/blog/dc_design_house_will_hit_market_for_15_million/6294

Her wealthy snatch was known as Rupert Furdoch

Explore the past

http://www.retronaut.com/

Funny Cartoon
http://www.npr.org/2012/11/26/165646807/double-take-toons-hostess-with-the-leastest

Kid at Atlanta Hawks game has eye for cheerleader's candy (Video)
http://larrybrownsports.com/youtubeage/kid-atlanta-hawks-game-cheerleader-candy-video/163108

Did Lions' Ndamukong Suh intentionally kick Matt Schaub below the belt?
http://www.freep.com/article/20121122/SPORTS01/121122011/detroit-lions-houston-texans

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This describes me last Wednesday night.

potvaliancy \POT-val-yuhn-see\, noun:

Brave only as a result of being drunk.

    Obed looked over his shoulder, peering at me with his little short—sighted pig's eyes, into which, in my potvaliancy, I immediately chucked half a tumbler of very strong grog, and under cover of it attempted to bolt through the scuttle.
    -- Michael Scott, Tom Cringle's Log
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Creepy cricket fan Dramatic moment Version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QelCh38n2bI

Fat Kid With Creepy Laugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqynT-deDuo&feature=fvwp&NR=1

Creepy Stare #2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0sOJVem1HM

Cushing man gets jail for striking estranged wife with genitalia
http://bangordailynews.com/2012/11/23/news/midcoast/cushing-man-gets-jail-for-striking-estranged-wife-with-genitalia/

PBS News Hour on Iran. About nine minutes long, well worth watching.
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/world/july-dec12/iran_11-23.html

Ala. Lawmaker Pushing For Allowing Guns At Work
http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2012/11/23/ala-lawmaker-pushing-for-allowing-guns-at-work/

Gin Wigmore - Man Like That (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is6AFxPkTAA

Japan's ninjas heading for extinction
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20135674

Ben Franklin Talks sex in AssCreed 3
http://www.ign.com/videos/2012/11/08/assassins-creed-3-easter-egg-ben-franklin-talks-sex

Weird Goat Compilation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqgGlgonEa4

Shaq getting an ear shotgun
http://i.imgur.com/YNhka.gif

SICK dunk by my main man Harrison Barnes:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/26/harrison-barnes-dunk-nikola-pekovic-video_n_2191240.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

More suspensions from taking adderal- http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8675242/richard-sherman-brandon-browner-seattle-seahawks-facing-4-game-suspensions-sources

marilyn monroe BEWBS. NSFW. that is all.
http://i.imgur.com/72LcC.jpg

Last Night's NFL Broadcast Featured A Lot Of Jets Fans Who Were Pissed Off, Ridiculously Dressed, Or Both http://deadspin.com/5962896/last-nights-nfl-broadcast-featured-a-lot-of-jets-fans-who-were-pissed-off-ridiculously-dressed-or-both

Oldie, but CLASSIC...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mYfDnc42wog

Mark Sanchez has 'The Most Mark Sanchez Play Ever'
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2012/11/22/3680942/mark-sanchez-hilarious-terrible

JETS Superfan, Fireman Ed retires...most likely in disgust...
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/8675816/new-york-jets-superfan-fireman-ed-hangs-helmet

Nothing like a good Face Plant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny93Pwd8slY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Boots & Cats (chill song) (weird song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nni0rTLg5B8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Did you know that Mary Kate & Ashley Olson are racists? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmQ4nRbtbTM&feature=g-crec-f

Best Christmas Present Ever - Some girls have no respect for themselves (What an absolute slut) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgvIcHxLmXg

Already blasted, but just a heads up... you MIGHT get dumped within the next 4 weeks.
http://www.informationisbeautiful.net/2010/peak-break-up-times-on-facebook/

I love me some Reddit JOKES
http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2012/11/facebook-copy-cat-replicates-douchey-profile-photos/

This is great, UCLA blew a huge lead and then gave the game away at the end by fouling at midcourt when it was tied http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaab-the-dagger/blunder-norman-powell-dooms-struggling-ucla-embarrassing-loss-063554980--ncaab.html

Jason Babin May Have Lost His Mind
http://deadspin.com/5963385/jason-babin-may-have-lost-his-mind

damn, lazio "nazis'" (roman soccer team) attack and stab a bunch of tottenham (london team) supporters in euro league action
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/ashley-mills-spurs-fan-stabbed-1452372
then soccer fans chanted "adolf hitler"
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jtes/british-football-fans-chant-adolf-hitler-hes-co

It's not the world's duty to make your day better

I could see my buddy from Oneonta doing this: http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/393075/.gif

Brian May, my favorite rock guitarist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPD7_hQk7hk

Mitt Romney looks like stir fried shiiiit
http://news.yahoo.com/mitt-romney-back-pumping-own-gas-121835172.html

Questions about Prometheus [Spoilers!]
http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2012/06/16/questions-about-prometheus-spoilers/?utm_source=zergnet.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=zergnet_24983

R. Kelly's 'Trapped in the Closet' may head to Broadway
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/kelly_trapped_in_the_closet_may_srMYkPXG465szH0xp8s0GI

The end of the Andy Reid era set to music...bad music.
http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/43182/play-this-eagles-taylor-swift-parody-video-at-my-funeral

Queen & Slash - Tie Your Mother Down  (Dick Melter)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-KU3TgHuwM&feature=fvwrel

Queen- live at Wembley Stadium 12-07-1986 Saturday (25th Anniversary Edition) (Dick Melter) (FULL 2 hours) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh9oUHO2dxE

Would You Give Up Booze For A Bud?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/laurel-dewey/marijuana-vs-alcohol_b_2110727.html

Guy Fieri 'SNL' Sketch Is Everything We Dreamed Of
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/19/guy-fieri-snl_n_2158093.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

9 Thanksgiving Nutrition Myths, Busted
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/19/thanksgiving-nutrition_n_2147767.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

Little Boy Tries Atomic Warhead For First Time, Conquers Holy Grail Of Sour Candy
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/19/little-boy-tries-atomic-warhead-first-time_n_2158987.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

Jamming/singing on the Subway
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUX9ffXdPYk

Outasight Ready to Party on 'Nights Like These' – Album Premiere
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/outasight-ready-to-party-on-nights-like-these-album-premiere-20121120

Skins are the top-ranked 4-6 team. Sick!
http://espn.go.com/nfl/powerrankings/_/year/2012/week/12

Old, but comical: http://teamcoco.com/video/highlight-media-reacts-salty-campaign-final-days-edition "Salty Campaign Final Days Edition"

Chinese Architecture, Old and New
http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2012/11/chinese-architecture-old-and-new/100409/

E for PTSD
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/20/health/ecstasy-treatment-for-post-traumatic-stress-shows-promise.html?adxnnl=1&ref=general&src=me&adxnnlx=1353439141-nwpS3uF8T7CtRN+4o9bJ/Q

Fat Kid Falls, it's great.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_N8cUXUqCY4

great Dwayne Johnson wallpapers for those in need of change.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/samimain/11-desktop-backgrounds-featuring-dwayne-the-rock-5pfv

that mitchell and webb look - people person
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W34wyKZlWQ

Turkey won't fill the void in your black heart...

Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhmBtPegx5Y&feature=player_embedded

Indiana Jones GIF
http://imgur.com/CsIAO

Local Vocal - 90's Dance acapella medley mix  (bearded guy on bottom row/middle is funny)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNDdnYOjWw

Great pics of cities
http://www.reddit.com/r/cityporn

Lolz
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/reader-email-is-peyton-manning-a-finger/

The Science of 'Morning Wood'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=D1et5NgT6bQ

Which NFL Pundits Have Made The Worst Predictions So Far This Year? Grading ESPN, CBS, And Yahoo http://deadspin.com/5961205/which-nfl-pundits-have-made-the-worst-predictions-so-far-this-year-grading-espn-cbs-and-yahoo

Killing Them Softly - Official Trailer (HD) (Brad Pitt movie)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDyaNnrgdp4

Caller calls Francesca a Fat Slob on air
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/wfan-caller-calls-francesa-a-fat-slob/

Missouri Man Arrested for Planning Aurora-Style Massacre at Twilight Screening; Had Already Purchased Tickets http://gawker.com/5961301/missouri-man-arrested-for-planning-aurora+style-massacre-at-twilight-screening-had-already-purchased-tickets

NSFW Music Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE9IchvpOPk&playnext=1&list=PL30E5EF78F4611B2E&feature=results_main

Cilantro Haters, It's Not Your Fault
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/14/dining/14curious.html?_r=1&

15 perfectly timed photos
http://www.wherecoolthingshappen.com/1-perfectly-timed-photos/

The best 100 video games
http://techland.time.com/2012/11/15/all-time-100-video-games/?hpt=hp_t3

Silly Canadians
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/highschool-prep-rally/canadian-football-team-scores-td-bizarrely-returning-punt-194113081.html


Finally, the WNBA gets some street cred- http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/the-turnstile/chamique-holdsclaw-former-wnba-star-arrested-domestic-violence-132434992.html

This is how I blow off steam
Footloose - Dancing Warehouse Scene (1984)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc8crnqKEns&feature=fvwrel

NY Prosecutor Admits He Acted in 1970s Porn Films
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Porn-Actor-Prosecutor-Cortland-DA-Mark-Suben-Syracuse-Law-Professor-179730631.html

Only click if you have read all 5 Game of Thrones Books: http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/300/3/b/ramsay_bolton__s_letter_by_siriuscrane-d5j3mc3.jpg

Chris Christie on SNL, pretty good: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/chris-christie-hits-saturday-night-live-infamous-blue-fleece-article-1.1204037?localLinksEnabled=false

Researchers document world-first fire tornado
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-11-19/researchers-document-world-first-fire-tornado/4380252

The Quiet Car: Last Realm of Sanity*
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/18/opinion/sunday/the-quiet-ones.html?pagewanted=1&hp

BBWs
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/4647313/gemma-cruickshank-size-22-winner-Miss-BBW-International-2012.html#ixzz2COm8MPAt

Gays around the world http://www.economist.com/node/21566948?fsrc=scn/fb/wl/dc/weddingequality


France's policies and possible effects on the Eurozone http://www.economist.com/news/leaders/21566640-why-france-could-become-biggest-danger-europes-single-currency-time-bomb-heart?spc=scode&spv=xm&ah=9d7f7ab945510a56fa6d37c30b6f1709

How to live w/ out irony
http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/11/17/how-to-live-without-irony/?src=me&ref=general

The 40 most gruesome deaths in literature
http://www.shortlist.com/entertainment/the-40-most-gruesome-deaths-in-literature

Your kids won't know what stars are
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/life-unbounded/2012/11/19/the-stars-are-beginning-to-go-out/?WT.mc_id=SA_Facebook

Disney advice for young girls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuk-h2ZYNJU

 Sassy Gay Friend : Romeo & Juliet (LOLZ)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwnFE_NpMsE

Cat Organ
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_organ
Prince Charles' laughter over 'cat organ'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11273342

Car Fire at Skins game yesteday
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2012/11/19/car-fire-in-fedex-field-parking-lot/

Kind of seems like cheating- http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2012/11/19/165157480/caffeine-gives-endurance-athletes-a-third-and-fourth-wind

Lobster Bisque Farts

Papa John doesn’t want you to have health care, lives in 40K square foot home, 22 car garage, underpays his employees http://freakoutnation.com/2012/08/09/papa-john-doesnt-want-you-to-have-health-care-lives-in-40k-square-foot-home-22-car-garage-underpays-his-employees/

Fechter http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=6298379

This is a crazy deal.  Good news for the Nats.  The Marlins are a fucked up organization. 
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/8629079/jose-reyes-josh-johnson-verge-being-traded-miami-marlins-toronto-blue-jays-sources-say

Burn After Petraeus
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2012/11/13/burn_after_reading_general_petraeus_affair_is_explained_by_the_coen_brothers.html

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 “A goodlookin horse is like a goodlookin woman, he said. They're always more trouble than what they're worth. What a man needs is just one that will get the job done.”

― Cormac McCarthy, All the Pretty Horses
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MTA Bus Driver FIGHTS STUDENT ON BUS IN BALTIMORE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl33r28iE6o&feature=youtu.be

Key & Peele: A December to Remember
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl5kwJ7eJSo

Mike Shanahan Filed A Police Report Over Cash Stolen From The Locker Room In Pittsburgh, Later Found It (He's ready to dip at any moment...)
http://deadspin.com/5960450/mike-shanahan-filed-a-police-report-over-cash-stolen-from-the-locker-room-in-pittsburgh-later-found-it

“If Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo,” the product would by Guy Fieri, said Bourdain, before musing on how the Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives chef will age. “How is Fieri de-douched? Does he turn down the flames on his sleeves sloooowly?” http://houston.culturemap.com/newsdetail/11-12-12-10-05-anthony-bourdain-rips-guy-fieri-alan-richman-and-travel-channel-in-houston-appearance-with-eric-ripert/

Blind-Drunk Commuter Tries Desperately to Descend an Ascending Subway Escalator While Ignoring All Attempts to Be Set Straight
http://gawker.com/5960474/blind+drunk-commuter-tries-desperately-to-descend-an-ascending-subway-escalator-while-ignoring-all-attempts-to-be-set-straight

Former NFL player arrested on suspicion of assaulting Hope Solo day before wedding, police say
http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2012/11/13/former-seahawks-tight-end-jerramy-stevens-appears-in-court-after-assault-arrest/#ixzz2CELi4QUL

pranksters make USC F-Bomb itself: http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/14/ucla-lights-up-usc-with-f-bomb-in-student-rivalry/

Uber preys on blood of Sandy Victims
http://gothamist.com/2012/11/04/uber.php

Here’s Rasheed Wallace Yelling “Yeah, AFLAC!” After A Missed Free Throw
http://deadspin.com/5960351/heres-rasheed-wallace-yelling-yeah-aflac-after-a-missed-free-throw

The Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog
http://deadspin.com/5959212/the-haters-guide-to-the-williams+sonoma-catalog

IDF Pinpoint Strike on Ahmed Jabari, Head of Hamas Military Wing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=P6U2ZQ0EhN4

Patton Oswalt's stand up all day. Fucking hilarious.
Hour long set - http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=7DkfbgA8224&NR=1
Part 1 of 7 part set - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnflT0t7wtw

Gorilla Throws Poop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXvrvyKhpV0

Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s Long-Range Bicycle Kick Goal Is A Truly Astounding Athletic Feat
http://deadspin.com/5960659/zlatan-ibrahimovics-long+range-bicycle-kick-goal-is-a-truly-astounding-athletic-feat

Dat Thigh-Slap Sound

Jam with Chrome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YkvKICWaRT4
Need Chrome to jam: http://www.jamwithchrome.com

Semaj & Big Al featuring RazMillionaire
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B0JSDGbuzc

Why Doesn't MTV Play Music Videos Anymore?  (this is harsh on our generation)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysyZF-DZFY&feature=youtu.be

Luther, Anger Translator... where's my mayo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlqKhcc4YeE&feature=relmfu  (this made me LOL)

Joan Jett when she was attractive (but i still wanna punch her)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTfHhNg1iII&feature=related

Some irked by Facebook's new pages for couples
http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/12/tech/social-media/facebook-couples-pages/

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disbosom \dis-BOOZ-uhm\, verb:

To reveal; confess.
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(Super Slow-mo) Julio Jones FILTHY pre game catch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uosTUGDIdx0&feature=related

The George Brett Story - "Shit my pants last night"  (Been blasted before, but it's good)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6hu4aLXv7U

This story about the head of the CIA and his mistress reinforces how insane women can be when given the opportunity: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/target_of_mistress_rage_5jsQegpThXCez0sGKuxHSN

Thee Oh Sees - Will We be Scared (chill song):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJf0r8d1QuE

Why the Maya Fell: Climate Change, Conflict—And a Trip to the Beach?
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/11/121109-maya-civilization-climate-change-belize-science/

Epic $10M Kuwait Firework show
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2231223/Celebrating-golden-jubilee-Kuwait-style-Gulf-state-spends-10million-biggest-firework-display-time.html

Should Pornography Come Out of the Closet?
http://www.nytimes.com/roomfordebate/2012/11/11/does-pornography-deserve-its-bad-rap

THE BARGAIN:
What if we lost a point off growth—not just next year, but every year? Mainstream economists now predict that U.S. economic growth over the coming decades will be a point less than the growth we experienced between World War II and the Great Recession. One point may not seem like a lot, but it makes all the difference in the world. http://www.thirdway.org/publications/613

FUTURE MAGIC freestyle by delwin the krazyman (Wait till :48 mark)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrFcnMzlN9s&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Jalen Rose Was Hazed by Dikembe Mutombo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9Sm65PC__E&feature=relmfu

The Vince Carter Body Slam | Story Time With Jalen Rose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qur_eh_xm8s&feature=relmfu

Fun fact: The movie Magic Mike raked in 152 million dollars.

Safety Dance, me likey
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/blog/eye-on-football/20939646/von-miller-unveils-unfortunate-sack-dance

I'm sure we'll still have to hear idiots say "drill baby drill" for the next 10 years before they realize the facts- http://money.cnn.com/2012/11/12/news/economy/us-oil-production-energy/index.html?iid=HP_LN&hpt=hp_t1

Yahoo Apologizes for Epic Fantasy Football Fail
http://mashable.com/2012/11/12/yahoo-fantasy-football-fail/

Some anchor was fired for calling Rachel Maddow an "angry young man", ha.
http://cincinnati.com/blogs/tv/2012/11/12/tricia-macke-off-the-air/

Prairie Dogs share romantic farewell
http://www.dump.com/romanticfarewell/

Booker T. Jones: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh9KDzNkpSI&feature=relmfu

Elmo's puppeteer accused of sex with underage boy, as the world is a bleak and terrible place where innocence dies  http://www.avclub.com/articles/elmos-puppeteer-accused-of-sex-with-underage-boy-a,88612/

hahaha, the way he eluded the cops is awesome - McAfee Anti Virus!
http://blogs.marketwatch.com/thetell/2012/11/13/john-mcafee-proclaims-innocence-report/?link=sfmw  and http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2012/11/threatlevel_1112_mcafee/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=socialmedia&utm_campaign=twitterclickthru

HAHHAHAHAHAHA
'All Up in My Snatch' Is the Name of Petraeus' Biography, Says ABC Denver
Read more at http://hypervocal.com/news/2012/petraeus-all-up-in-my-snatch/

Quiz: Is This Burger From McDonald's Or Burger King?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/quiz-is-this-burger-from-mcdonalds-or-burger-kin-6ygq?utm_campaign=socialflow&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=buzzfeed

Rex Ryan crying like a baby
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/8622077/new-york-jets-pitiful-performance-vs-seattle-seahawks-crying-shame

Did Andy Reid get fired yet?
http://didandyreidgetfiredyet.blogspot.com/

can't wait for his new album to drop
http://i.imgur.com/YNDam.jpg

Nicole Westbrook - It's Thanksgiving (Official Video)  (Song of the season) (Shoot yourself)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZSBq8geuJk0

Drunk Uncle from Sat night (SNL)
http://www.blackbookmag.com/drunk-uncle-is-not-pleased-with-election-results-1.54729

This is ridiculous.
Texas Petition to Secede Reaches Threshold for Obama Comment
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/texas-petition-secede-reaches-threshold-obama-comment/story?id=17701519#.UKK_-oZqPYQ

Joe Biden's 1993 Cameo On "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?"
http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/joe-bidens-1993-cameo-on-carmen-sandiego

Star Trek Ambient Engine noise
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPoqNeR3_UA

"If i don't have a curable STD by Xmas, i'm doing something wrong." - me

Police and rioters come together to help fat man out of trousers

http://imgur.com/gallery/kS3Sw

Iran Fired on Military Drone in First Such Attack, U.S. Says
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/09/world/middleeast/pentagon-says-iran-fired-at-surveillance-drone-last-week.html?hp&_r=1&

David Simon (creator of The Wire) essay
http://davidsimon.com/inevitabilities-and-barack-obama/

World War Z - Official Trailer (HD)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HcwTxRuq-uk

Schlenker's Favorite Friday Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlQDOgM-z1s&feature=youtube_gdata_player

BROOKE CANDY "DAS ME" OFFICIAL VIDEO  (Weird song) (This chick is marriage material)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHULK1M-P08
hahahahahahah, my favorite part is at the 4:00 mark, she is walking a small asian child on a leash. so good!

Top 25 Nate Silver Facts
http://gizmodo.com/5958549/top-25-nate-silver-facts

JAZZ & COLORS - Central Park 11/10/2012
http://jazzandcolors.com/centralpark/?utm_source=MEL&utm_medium=19503

Click anywhere and you get isntant Cosby, so good!
http://www.instantcosby.com/

The Power of Music: Mind Control by Rhythmic Sound
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/guest-blog/2012/10/19/the-power-of-music-mind-control-by-rhythmic-sound/?WT.mc_id=SA_MindFacebook

Sarah Silverman's iPhone Camera Trick Is Hilariously Explicit
http://gizmodo.com/5959081/sarah-silvermans-iphone-camera-trick-is-hilariously-explicit

NSFW! NSFW! LOLZ, NSFW!
http://i.imgur.com/NGWFk.gif

Between the pic and the article, this is top notch schadenfreude
http://www.theonion.com/articles/moments-leading-up-to-romneys-concession-most-like,30295/

Empty D.C.: Time-lapse series shows city without human life (VIDEO)
http://www.wtop.com/109/3112049/Empty-DC  ACTUAL VIDEO --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OcB2Dkgsmf8

Dogs Trying To Walk In Shoes Is Surprisingly Hilarious
http://www.buzzfeed.com/theworldisflat/dogs-trying-to-walk-in-shoes-is-surprisingly-hilar-7u1q

Move aside Ghost Chili pepper, there's a new shogun in town
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_Moruga_Scorpion

Some Guy Recreated Bilbo Baggins' Cottage With Balloons
http://www.buzzfeed.com/tommywes/some-guy-recreated-bilbo-baggins-cottage-with-bal

Post-Prison Mandela Dong

This was already blasted, but i finally watched it all the way through.... I wonder what all these people are doing now post-MoBama? http://gawker.com/5957733/romney-supporters-in-ohio-explain-why-their-candidate-deserves-to-win

Tim Tebow's GMAIL account
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8603746/tim-tebow-lost-emails

Audi driver and cyclist clash "God that was brutal, tea anyone?"
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=65c_1352206981

More on Mary Jane in CO/WA
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2012-11-07/guest-post-colorado-legalizes-marijuana-your-move-eric-holder

Todd Akin Spends Whole Night Wondering What Went Wrong
http://www.theonion.com/articles/todd-akin-spends-whole-night-wondering-what-went-w,30297/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=standard-post%3Aheadline%3Adefault

More cuddling walrus http://www.dump.com/cuddlingwalruses/

Turtle Fight! http://specials.msn.com/msnvideo/video?videoid=72fa3ad9-14be-43e3-9aa9-e979324974a9&from=en-us_msnhp

8-year old girl is good at football... for now - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSISzEfmjBA

JUSTICE! Woman who drove on sidewalk must wear 'idiot' sign
http://wtop.com/209/3108249/Woman-who-drove-on-sidewalk-must-wear-idiot-sign

Iceman Autopsy http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2011/11/iceman-autopsy/hall-text

Delonte West: more than just the NBA's most disgusting case of herpes!
http://espn.go.com/dallas/nba/story/_/id/8576517/delonte-west-using-twitter-find-new-nba-team

New "Sauron" Dinosaur Found, Big as T. Rex
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/11/121106-sauron-new-dinosaur-lord-of-the-rings-science-t-rex/

These MEME made me LOLZ
http://weknowmemes.com/2012/11/three-words-kit-kat-lasagna/

breaking bad porn parody (Semi-NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=/watch%3Ffeature%3Dplayer_embedded%26v%3DU-prHgI_dfA

On India-China border, reports of UFOs skyrocket
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/la-fg-india-china-ufos-20121107,0,4739352.story

Self-explanatory
http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/

job requirement: No Body Odor
http://www.ministryoftofu.com/2012/11/pic-of-the-day-no-body-odor-under-armpits-at-hainan-airlines/

Radiohead - From The Basement 2008 [Full Show]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8byXSML4bY&feature=related

Radiohead's first 4 demo tapes $50K
http://www.avclub.com/articles/someone-is-selling-four-of-radioheads-first-demo-c,88337/

Weird mating calls of the leopard slug (the ad before this video makes me wanna punch my own dick) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhVi4Z6CjZk

Amazing! Bird sounds from the lyre bird - David Attenborough
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y

Joe Wong 黃西 2011.09.01再上Letterman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps1_9c67mL8&feature=related

New Prosthetic Hand Has Sweet Skills, Terminator Looks
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2012/11/terminator-arm-prosthetic/

Japanese Weirdness on YouTube
http://knowyourmeme.com/videos/53881-im-in-that-weird-part-of-youtube

Creepy Ewok: http://imgur.com/gcDvw

Steve Jobs' Superyacht Looks Like it Was Designed by Steve Jobs [PHOTOS]
http://gcaptain.com/steve-jobs-superyacht-unveiled/

This girl is disgusted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gGtqDKiCy_c

HAHA, Liam NEESONS
http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/xwnjlx/key-and-peele-liam-neesons

The half-face sniper from BOARDWALK in a guiness commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6e0N6c4K3k

Mavs dancers may indduce some bone thungs & harmony in your trouser venue
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/dallas-mavericks-dancers-uniforms-prove-not-everything-bigger-163130767--nba.html

New cool movie bros: THE IMPOSSIBLE
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/summit/theimpossible/

7 Mr. Universe Titles Baby! FEEL DA PUMP.

Voters in Washington and Colorado legalize recreational marijuana

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/massachusetts-votes-favor-medical-marijuana-bill-041305835--election.html  and http://www.dailycamera.com/ci_21941918/nation-watches-colorados-marijuana-legalization-vote?source=most_viewed

Check this thing out (newly discovered carnivorous sponge):
http://www.mbari.org/news/homepage/2012/harp-sponge/harp-sponge.html

Chill song:  MF Doom ft. Mr. Fantastik - Anti-Matter  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvX4SEtINy0

The more educated a woman is, the more likely she is to drink heavily and report drinking problems. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/women_shealth/7549959/Cleverest-women-are-the-heaviest-drinkers.html

All your base are belong to Nate Silver!
http://techcrunch.com/2012/11/07/pundit-forecasts-all-wrong-silver-perfectly-right-is-punditry-dead  and for you n00bs --> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us

Zebra Face Fuck --> http://photography.nationalgeographic.com/photography/photo-of-the-day/zebras-masai-mara/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=link_fb20121107photo-pod&utm_campaign=Content

Start Banging everybody....thow away your rubbers! YEAH!
http://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=newssearch&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CCoQqQIoADAA&url=http://communications.uwo.ca/western_news/stories/2012/November/human_trials_for_hivaids_vaccine_making_steady_progress.html&ei=Oj2ZUNjsC6GYyAHUzYGwCA&usg=AFQjCNEB-UsDp2CYr49rDEVgY7v_xwBG4g

this is the greatest Eagles gif ever.
http://3432-philly.voxcdn.com/files/2012/11/half-baked-eagles.gif

I like this GIF
http://i.imgur.com/ebgue.gif

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/27-reasons-why-kids-are-actually-the-worst-6z51?sub=1801947_630432

These tweets are LOLZ http://gawker.com/5958376/i-cant-stop-crying-america-died-donald-trump-and-victoria-jackson-melt-down-on-twitter

EPIC WHITE GUY MELT
http://www.vladtv.com/video/128900/reporter-mistakes-william-for-wyclef-wale-on-live-tv/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook

haha another newscaster MELT
http://deadspin.com/5958329/a-lansing-michigan-tv-anchor-is-having-a-bad-night

Lucky people in Chicago! Go to the Snuggery
http://www.thesnuggery.org/
Sounds real creepy.

WHAT WHITE PEOPLE ARE HIDING!!!
http://stewartsynopsis.com/what_white_people_are_hiding.htm

Scorpion Bites on da teet

Nate Silver Says Obama Has a 91.6 Percent Chance of Winning the Election

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2012/11/06/nate_silver_nyt_polling_expert_gives_obama_a_big_edge_on_election_day.html

There Is a TV Show Called Dog with a Blog and It's About a Dog Who Blogs
http://gawker.com/5957841/there-is-a-tv-show-called-dog-with-a-blog-and-its-about-a-dog-who-blogs

Is this guy serious?  Trenchcoat with no shirt, or a shirt with such a deep v that you can't even see it?  What is going on? http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2012/11/05/tom-brady-trenchcoat/1683425/

 Bill Parcells Mike Francesa Manny's Restaurant Commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwDCqmPHth8

Gartner Reveals Top Predictions for IT Organizations and Users for 2013 and Beyond
http://www.gartner.com/it/page.jsp?id=2211115&goback=.gde_1140117_member_180342260

512 Paths to the White House
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2012/11/02/us/politics/paths-to-the-white-house.html

Dueling Bitterness on Cable News
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/06/us/politics/on-cable-news-networks-a-battle-of-bitterness.html?hp


Paul Ryan Spending Final Day Of Campaign Reminding Homeless People They Did This To Themselves  http://www.theonion.com/video/paul-ryan-spending-final-day-of-campaign-reminding,30256/

Romney Supporters in Ohio Explain Why Their Candidate Deserves to Win
http://gawker.com/5957733/romney-supporters-in-ohio-explain-why-their-candidate-deserves-to-win

Extreme Sledding
http://www.snolosleds.com/

 Whiskey advent calendar!
http://www.masterofmalt.com/whiskies/drinks-by-the-dram/the-whisky-advent-calendar/

Become a Manager - create your own useless Buzzwords!
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_sep2005/BS_Generator.htm

Obama 'Single Ladies' GIF Has A Great 'Tude
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/06/obama-single-ladies-gif_n_2082839.html?utm_hp_ref=comedy

This can't be real, can it?
http://tv.msnbc.com/2012/11/06/machine-turns-vote-for-obama-into-one-for-romney/

Athletes turned politicians
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0808/former.athletes.turned.politicians/content.1.html

Sure, I'd love to see iphone pics of your dog all night!

http://yourfuckingpollingplace.com/

Mitt's Promise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbkYBGVVpSc&feature=youtu.be

Rasheed Wallace Says He's Accepting 'Brian Scalabrine Role' With Knicks
http://www.nesn.com/2012/11/rasheed-wallace-says-hes-accepting-brian-scalabrine-role-with-knicks.html

This is fucked up, and should be a movie.   (Ghost in the Darkness 2)
http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/03/world/asia/nepal-leopard-deaths/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

Cool pic of NYC post-Sandy
http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/1HPt5EBfwXLDPvzfXTh_yg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http:/mit.zenfs.com/102/2012/11/nymagcvr121105_710.jpg

Just a little motivation for the rest of your week
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIYua6rk4mA

Absurd Touchdown - From Maryland High School game a few weeks ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es7sejcRUws

Looks like Trey is sharing in the groove: http://gothamist.com/2012/11/05/phish_frontman_trey_anastasio_hands.php#photo-7

looks like Halo 4 (released tomorrow) got a 9.8 rating...
http://www.ign.com/articles/2012/11/01/halo-4-review

Sneaky serpent found after 2 months on the lam
http://www.wtop.com/120/3022224/Sneaky-serpent-found-after-2-months-on-the-lam

Chris Rock - Message for White Voters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDxOSjgl5Z4

Undecided Voter Pretty Sure He's Some Kind Of Idiot
http://www.theonion.com/articles/undecided-voter-pretty-sure-hes-some-kind-of-idiot,30229/?ref=auto

Umoja wa Tanzania -Bongoflava (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTuneWYpvjo

I approve of this Nacho Blog
http://nachosny.com/

Adorable Baby Panda Is Almost Ready to Walk
http://laist.com/2012/11/02/video_adorable_baby_panda_is_almost.php#photo-1

Raiders Get Run Over by Bucs' 'Muscle Hamster'
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/sports/Raiders-Get-Run-Over-by-Bucs-Muscle-Hamster-177188491.html

Flacco's street cred is growing
http://www.terezowens.com/joe-flacco-repping-young-reckless/

Terry Bradshaw Says Reggie Bush Was Chasing A Bucket Of Chicken
http://deadspin.com/5956486/terry-bradshaw-says-reggie-bush-was-chasing-a-bucket-of-chicken

pretty amazing before and after google earth images from sandy's wrath...
http://www.abc.net.au/news/specials/hurricane-sandy-before-after-photos/

Ashley Green looking hot (Semi NSFW)
http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/ashley-greene-on-the-cover-of-gq-looking-real-good/

Louie ck won the weekend with his lincoln skit.
http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/louie-is-lincoln-won-the-weekend/

It's funny how Nespresso's coffee descriptions could just as easily apply to farts. LOL
http://imgur.com/5DX8Y

African painted dogs kill young boy at Pittsburgh Zoo (how did the 14 ft. drop not kill the boy?)  http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/11/04/zoo-animals-kill-small-child/?hpt=hp_bn1

#CumGazillionaires

Sup Bros,

So some new things have come to light regarding my viral Craigslist Ad.

1. I have received a ridiculous amount of emails flooding my inbox from out of town bros just giving me props, local bros wanting to live here, girls wanting to hang out/blow me, and 2 reporters wanting to give me a mini interview (Daily Dot and Washingtonian)
2. Apparently CL flagged my ad and took it down... not sure why.... Maybe it was too hot for their bullshit servers... oh well... i got my two bro finalists and about a dozen babes that wanna holler
3. Thank god what i did was legal.... phew... close one... http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2012/11/02/bro-roommates-ad-not-a-violation-of-housing-law/
4. Made it to HuffingtonPost --> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/02/bro-seeks-bro-craigslist-ad-picture_n_2067212.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003
5. Made it to UpRoxx --> http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/11/dc-bros-seeks-renaissance-bro-to-be-their-new-roommate/
6. These sluts were the most aggressive...and definitely wanna FUCK --> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/roo/3379878910.html
7. Here is an article about the aforementioned sluts --> http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/afterhours/miscellaneous/hey-mount-vernon-bros-we-found-your-new-girlfriends.php
8. I think I'm going to throw a party at a local watering hole on Saturday Nov. 17th and invite all these horny babes and their friends....  "Meet the Renaissance Bros Box Social" or some gay shit like that.  Details to come once i talk to a bar owner/manager.. Andy DC bros that know a DC manager/owner that wants the business... holler at me in a one-off email  

This shit Cray!
Keep my identity under wraps.... I'll be the white knight of Gotham-DC.... just can't reveal my ID....

Warmest Regards,
Big Al
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[NSFW] The most vulgar Halloween costume i've ever seen.

http://imgur.com/a/ikVa5

An adorable baby elephant with ducklings.

http://www.elephics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/elephant.jpg

I like this Polish saying

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/12gq8j/a_polish_expression_translates_as_not_my_circus/

Tsunamis in the Alps
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/10/121031-alps-tsunami-geneva-nature-geoscience-science/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=link_fb20121101news-tsunamisal&utm_campaign=Content

You guys might not be into this but this basically debunks all the media bullshit about how this presidential race is a "toss up" and explains an important difference between national poll numbers and an analysis of aggregated state polling numbers.
http://election.princeton.edu/romentum-rove-1nov2012.php

This place truly looks like the Legion of Doom headquarters

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-20178985

Boy, them Kyrgyz sure can prank! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-20180305

This be pretty silly 

http://www.avclub.com/articles/mr-burns-releases-the-hound-and-his-presidential-e,88233/

Classic Francessa screaming at this chick who thinks they shouldnt cancel the marathon.

http://youtu.be/uSbeuVIPKZQ

Interesting graphic showing the stats of Sandy, Irene and Katrina - http://www.weather.com/news/hurricanes-by-the-numbers-20121101?cm_ven=Twitter&cm_cat=tw_article_tweet&tweet_ref=story_share

NY Post cover story – Anti NYC Marathon http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/this_is_no_way_to_get_us_up_running_egrMk4ukpzFCGhSF8oM5kN

More marathon rage - http://updates.deadspin.com/post/34833559833/from-the-post-as-hundreds-of-thousands-of-big?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

These suits are great http://solecollector.com/Sneakers/News/List--Em--Top-10-Worst-NBA-Draft-Suits/#axzz2Avb4tTCk

Just watched these Louie C.K. on Jimmy Fallen clips and the boat story is great: http://gothamist.com/2012/11/02/video_louis_ck_sends_hurricane_sand.php

Time for some silly stories- 

http://www.wtop.com/681/3101435/Halloween-colored-lobster-caught-off-Mass-coast

http://www.wtop.com/681/3102449/Police-called-for-shot-woman-find-Halloween-zombie

http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2012/11/fact_sheet_on_the_don_williams.html#incart_river

Michael Vick: 'It's Great To Have The Support Of An Idiot Who Sucks At His Job'

http://www.theonion.com/articles/michael-vick-its-great-to-have-the-support-of-an-i,30202/?ref=auto

camel Laughing: http://youtu.be/sZr3_Ac_nB4

Maybe a pretty sweet documentary: Watch the video on the homepage

http://theberrics.com/

Reminds me of just how fucking crazy that man is...Worth watching once a year for the rest of your life (IMHO)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6bAqjB3Xt4

Temperature since 1880 to 2011 from Nasa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtY8DpA_XNE

Hail to the Redskins! http://www.wtop.com/363/3104204/Presidential-Prediction

Haha, have you guys seen this? Nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all....http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/31/stupid-sexy-flanders-costume-best-simpsons-costume_n_2051444.html?utm_hp_ref=comedy

Secret BroBlast

Keep this next section within the secret bonds that is the BroBlast.  I don't want my true identity revealed.... See below....

#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8
Some NBC reporter tweeted my Craigslist roommate ad:
https://twitter.com/mpoindc/status/264053654410100737

And now it's going VIRAL (at least locally)
1. http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2012/11/01/washingtons-top-bros-want-a-new-roommate/

2. http://www.princeofpetworth.com/2012/11/seeking-renaissance-bro-to-assimilate-into-existing-bro-community-mt-vernon-square-dc/

3. (this one is mean, but it was written by a douche, so go figure... )http://dcist.com/2012/11/an_annotated_reading_of_the_bro-ies.php

4. http://www.buzzfeed.com/annanorth/the-best-bro-seeks-bro-craigslist-ad-ever
Please don't reveal my identity. I'm terrified.  @Brogania will take the lead on this... SHIIIIIIT.

5. http://f3v3r.com/2012/11/01/the-best-bro-seeks-bro-craigslist-ad-ever/

6.  http://tweetbuzz.us/entry/128891192/www.buzzfeed.com/annanorth/the-best-bro-seeks-bro-craigslist-ad-ever

7. http://phantasytour.com/bands/1/topics/3268936/posts

8. http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/afterhours/miscellaneous/check-out-the-insane-craigslist-post-we-found-this-morning.php

#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8#8



All he wanted was his golf ball back.. http://imgur.com/a/9DkyB

a game company called Stab Yourself made a sequel to Tetris called Not Tetris 2. The game features "realistic physics", meaning that the blocks have fluid movement and are not confined to the grid, often resulting in the game board becoming an impossible-to-clear mess. http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/12erwx/til_a_game_company_called_stab_yourself_made_a/

Puppy told to 'leave it' (Panty melter)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40lOayS1jtE

I don't know why, but i like this (Weird)
http://i.imgur.com/eLV2A.jpg

Bumper Sticker for all my gay jewish homies
http://www.cafepress.com/mf/8965237/oy-vey-im-gay-oval_sticker

For all my non-jewish gay homies
http://www.cafepress.com/mf/59829411/i-love-balls-in-my-face-rainbow-bumper-sticker_bumper-sticker

Bubbles talking about his boy loving Dirty Dancing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-C0wbFf3I8

Some possible Apple shake up now that Jobs does not man the helm: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/01/technology/apple-shake-up-could-mean-end-to-real-world-images-in-software.html?hpw

This is Sea Bright which is some what nonexistent anymore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4BiWZ7w_vhM#%21

This guy is a nut, an awesomely talented nut- http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/04/movies/daniel-day-lewis-on-playing-abraham-lincoln.html?src=me&ref=general&_r=0  (Daniel Day Lewis)

Sleep on airplanes with ease
http://updates.gizmodo.com/post/34766602396/by-mario-aguilar-thanks-to-the-upright-sleeper

People don't like this man http://www.buzzfeed.com/jackstuef/the-man-behind-comfortablysmug-hurricane-sandys

Seems more plausible than climate change... http://mobile.usnews.com/news/blogs/washington-whispers/2012/10/29/conspiracy-theorists-say-obama-engineered-hurricane-sandy

Kostume Kult organized an impromptu Halloween celebration in lower Manhattan (slide show)  http://www.timeout.com/newyork/own-this-city-blog/kostume-kult-organized-an-impromptu-halloween-celebration-in-lower-manhattan-slide-show

edbassmaster Emilio on a Segaway (would you look at that)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jhAeggmNyY

Sandy time Lapse video, pretty awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PyohW9rYEKc

Iron Sky Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py_IndUbcxc&feature=em-subs_digest-newavtr-vrecs

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JOKE:
    Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in The Villages in Florida.
    They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each others company.
    After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner, and much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town..
    Despite their ages, they ended up at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course, and with age being a no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.
    As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in his/her own thoughts.

    Claude was thinking, If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been gentler.
    Maude was thinking, If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken off my pantyhose.
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Jimmy Kimmel Asks a Brooklyn Barbershop About Mitt Romney
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iATk-p7fVtQ&feature=youtu.be

I hope they rerelease this badboy and this catches on in the wild....
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-20142858

Hide Your Innocence, BBC's 'Luther' Is Coming Back For Season Three
http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/11/luther-is-coming-back/