park your keester meester, it's eester

Swaffelen: v: to smack your penis against something
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/swaffelen.jpg

Doug Gottlieb's awkward 'white man's' joke: 'I'm just here to bring diversity to the set'
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaab-the-dagger/doug-gottlieb-awkward-moment-m-just-bring-diversity-000330397--ncaab.html

Chick lights he cig w/ her feet, like a pervert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81fzM5qWGu0

The Wu-Tang Clan Might Appreciate These Street Signs - http://www.theatlanticcities.com/arts-and-lifestyle/2013/03/wu-tang-clan-would-appreciate-these-hip-hop-street-signs/5119/

Pretty Accurate representation of Japanese culture
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvVCvM4H5vA

Kendrick Lamar and some schmohawk named doctor dray: (chill song)
http://grooveshark.com/s/The+Recipe+feat+Dr+Dre/4RYHEF?src=5

Print yourself as a gummi bear at Tokyo's FabCafe
http://www.theverge.com/2013/3/22/4130250/tokyo-cafe-3d-prints-its-customers-as-gummi-sweets

Undeniable Proof That "The Walking Dead" And "Toy Story" Have The Exact Same Plot
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/undeniable-proof-that-the-walking-dead-and-toy-story-have-th

North Korea's attack plan:
http://www.businessinsider.com/here-are-the-four-us-cities-kim-jong-un-plans-to-bomb-2013-3

Take a hike! Literally!
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/03/how-nature-resets-our-minds-and-bodies/274455/

Smog eating architecture:
http://www.fastcoexist.com/1681660/this-beautiful-mexico-city-building-eats-the-citys-smog#1

A Stand-Up Comedian Sums Up The Gay Rights Debate In 30 Seconds
http://www.upworthy.com/a-stand-up-comedian-sums-up-the-gay-rights-debate-in-30-seconds?c=ufb1

No more Off the Record G-chats
http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2013/03/26/andrew_weissmann_fbi_wants_real_time_gmail_dropbox_spying_power.html

Twinkie: Rest in Peeps - 2013 diorama winner
http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/magazine/twinkie-rest-in-peeps/2013/03/26/c3c63582-962a-11e2-894a-b984cbdff2e6_video.html

Jim Carrey's "Cold Dead Hand" video:He parodies/shits on gun owners, and Charlton Heston, I found it amusing: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0433b30576/cold-dead-hand-with-jim-carrey

Drunk street-fighter challenges kung-fu master (KO around the 1:09 mark)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBOXEiWmMj8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

article on Putin and Syria:
http://www.foreignaffairs.com/articles/139079/fiona-hill/the-real-reason-putin-supports-assad?page=show

New Haruki Murakami novel sets internet pre-order record in Japan
http://japandailypress.com/new-haruki-murakami-novel-sets-internet-pre-order-record-in-japan-2926037

Red Tailed Hawk tries to attack Bald Eagle nest, gets killed by parent. Symbolizes what happens when you mess with 'Murica.
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/30332727/highlight/334419

QI - Triangle puzzle (where's the missing square?) - Curry's paradox
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ow8IqJffdC8

Raz-Dawg's Spring 2013 Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzudcm-ywJo

Mustard Hued E-Jack

How to Make Peep-Infused Vodka

http://bakingbites.com/2013/03/how-to-make-peep-infused-vodka/

Gorillaz Collaborators Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett Bringing Monkey Opera to New http://pitchfork.com/news/50109-gorillaz-collaborators-damon-albarn-and-jamie-hewlett-bringing-monkey-opera-to-new-york-city/

This is a fun and silly stress reliever
http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/

This is pretty badass, just click it
http://codepen.io/stuffit/pen/KrAwx

Jem Melts Rock Using Sunshine - Bang Goes The Theory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=z0_nuvPKIi8

Free Water | Andrew Brown
http://vimeo.com/51886318

Crime report: Mustachioed man pistol-whips ball thrower
http://www.wtop.com/1034/3265480/Mustachioed-man-pistol-whips-ball-thrower-near-Clarendon

US sends B-2 bombers over south korea in a show of force to the north (daaangz, round trip all the way from missouri)
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/29/world/asia/us-begins-stealth-bombing-runs-over-south-korea.html

Naked nutjob fights pedestrians and cops in Australia(semi NSFW)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d8a_1364288820

Latest Japanese school girl trend - http://kotaku.com/latest-japanese-schoolgirl-trend-fake-dragon-ball-atta-460482170

This may be old, some GoT knowledge:
http://www.slate.com/blogs/quora/2013/03/27/game_of_thornes_are_the_kingdoms_of_westeros_inspired_by_real_life_countries.html

State trooper fired for giving a speeding state politician a much cheaper ticket but only after the lawmaker reports the move to the highway patrol
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2299711/Florida-highway-trooper-Charles-Swindle-fired-giving-speeding-state-politician-cheaper-ticket.html

The 12 Most Controversial Facts In Mathematics
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-most-controversial-math-problems-2013-3#-2

Big Panda squishing baby panda (very rough) (Panty melter)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdfJMZVt7pI

VIDEO: Lion Family Catches and Kills Bird In Front of Zoo Visitors
http://nightcaptv.com/2013/03/27/video-lion-family-catches-and-kills-bird-in-front-of-zoo-visitors/#axzz2Oqm9KrYj

Good for bloody mary's, i presume. The vodka that tastes like Old Bay is here, and just in time for crab season http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/going-out-guide/wp/2013/03/27/the-vodka-that-tastes-like-old-bay-is-here-and-just-in-time-for-crab-season/

Educate yourself www.lynda.com/ (i guess)

if your girls like bacon, then here's a sure fire way to get some beej's
http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Condoms_p_177.html

Socrates (In The Form Of A 9-Year-Old) Shows Up In A Suburban Backyard In Washington
http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2013/03/27/175455214/socrates-in-the-form-of-a-9-year-old-shows-up-in-a-suburban-backyard-in-washingt

Landslide on Whidbey island
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=50143701n

Kate Upton likes smooth hairless cock 'n balls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Moi9Mq1_sIU#

Вы отвратительный кусок дерьма

'Game of Thrones' Season 3 for Dummies

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/03/27/game-of-thrones-season-3-for-dummies.html

Game of Thrones Inside Season 3
http://www.hbo.com/#/game-of-thrones/about/video/season-3-inside-wildlings.html/eNrjcmbOYM5nLtQsy0xJzXfMS8ypLMlMds7PK0mtKFHPz0mBCQUkpqf6JeamcjIyskknlpbkF+QkVtqWFJWmsjGyMQIAWCcXOA==

8 "Mad Men"-Inspired Ben & Jerry's Flavors
http://www.buzzfeed.com/louispeitzman/mad-men-inspired-ben-jerrys-flavors

Gabrielle Giffords' husband at center of bizarre scene involving bulldog and sea lion pup
Mark Kelly pulls dog away after it kills beached mammal
http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/nature/post/gabrielle-giffords-husband-at-center-of-bizarre-scene-involving-bulldog-and-sea-lion-pup/

This guy is having a tough week. Tough year, too. http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/USA-Update/2013/0326/Mark-Kelly-husband-of-Gabby-Giffords-tussles-with-gun-store-sea-lion

Sea Lion pups are laying out a lot this year looking delicious so don't feel that bad - http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/03/130319-sea-lions-pups-strandings-california-animals-science/

North Koreans photoshopped amphibious landing photos? - http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/03/is-this-north-korean-hovercraft-landing-photo-faked/100480/

David Letterman: Why I Banned 'Spring Breakers' Director From 'The Late Show'
http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/david-letterman-why-banned-spring-breakers-director-show-212456768.html

Hipsters Panic When Confronted With A Guy Fieri Restaurant In Brooklyn -
http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/03/guy-fieri-williamsburg-brooklyn/

GoT nerds create LA sized Minecraft Map on the interwebs - http://www.wired.com/underwire/2013/03/westeroscraft-game-thrones-minecraft/all/

Nightmare Scenario Comes True for Disabled Man Stuck on Broken 'It's A Small World' Ride With Infamous Theme Song Blaring on a Continuous Loop
http://gawker.com/5992554/nightmare-scenario-comes-true-for-disabled-man-stuck-on-broken-its-a-small-world-ride-with-infamous-theme-song-blaring-on-a-continuous-loop

Very NSFW - Robin Thicke featuring Pharrell . Blurred lines (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yekOCpdc6Hc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

This is HOT
http://i.imgur.com/cF4i1ZG.gif

Some weirdo made a site that stalks old contestants of the TV show Guts
http://stalkingguts.tumblr.com/

Is this why my internets has been slow? http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/27/technology/internet/online-dispute-becomes-internet-snarling-attack.html?_r=0 (Caveat, fuck the NY Times for making you subcribe)

Arlington, VA - Man beaten for drawing genitalia on roommate's face
http://wtop.com/1034/3264327/Man-beaten-for-drawing-genitalia-on-roommates-face-in-Va

Why now is the perfect time for a vacation to Iran (sort of)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/03/27/why-now-is-the-perfect-time-for-a-vacation-to-iran-sort-of/

Suspect robs woman with shotgun near Tysons Corner, VA (Video)
http://www.wtop.com/120/3264326/Suspect-robs-woman-with-shotgun-near-Tysons

Every Woody Allen Stammer From Every Woody Allen Movie (44 min long)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E34d7NXqPQ&feature=youtu.be

Agnieszka Radwanska hit the tennis shot of the year
http://larrybrownsports.com/tennis/agnieszka-radwanska-shot-video/180895

Adorable Baby GIF
http://images.4chan.org/gif/src/1364403989094.gif

Semi NSFW - Titties
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/check-out-the-titties-on-vivian-lake/

Look at the eyes at :39 mark - How to head shoot deer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJr7Ph5SGO4

Follow up on yesterday's awesome road rage video, fucking idiots, North Carolinians have not been well represented the past two days - http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57576310/road-rage-video-leads-to-n.c-couples-arrest/

3D Printed Gun Movement Poses Challenge To Gun-Control Efforts
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/26/3d-printed-gun-movement_n_2957695.html

Anthony Atala: Printing a human kidney: http://youtu.be/9RMx31GnNXY

The 33 Most Beautiful Abandoned Places In The World
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-33-most-beautiful-abandoned-places-in-the-world

2-Year-Old Bedtime Bandit Caught Red-Handed (VIDEO)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/26/2-year-old-bedtime-bandit_n_2954788.html

Chinese Bus Driver almost gets his head ripped off
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRiyZ1RDWj0

NSFW - Juicy Butt - worthy of being the centerpiece this Thanksgiving
http://24.media.tumblr.com/187226d5ebbfd43437151ef74a985d8a/tumblr_miq8h4heuf1r1dxk7o1_250.gif

Condoms of the future?
http://www.fastcoexist.com/1681650/a-reinvented-condom-you-actually-want-to-wear-coming-soon-from-the-gates-foundation

NY Giants Star Has Nearly $500k In Jewelry Stolen
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2013/03/25/ny-giants-star-has-nearly-500k-in-jewelry-stolen/

The Wolverine: International Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEbzZP-_Ssc

Kiss Me, Smegma Lips

What Extremely Successful People Were Doing At Age 25

http://www.businessinsider.com/what-successful-people-did-in-their-20s-2013-3?op=1

11 Ways Chocolate Is Saving Your Life
http://www.buzzfeed.com/katieheaney/ways-chocolate-is-saving-your-life

Oregon's Arsalan Kazemi: From Iran To NCAA Hoopla
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/03/23/175127758/oregons-arsalan-kazemi-from-iran-to-the-sweet-16

Celebrate Easter in STYLE: http://i.imgur.com/ll57Wsv.jpg (LOLZ)

Been Blasted before, but here is the baby panda playing w/ a ball (Panty Melter)
http://www.fark.com/vidplayer/7501579

Little shit creates news app, Summly, at age 15, and just sold it to Yahoo! for $30 million at age 17: http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2013/03/26/yahoo-acquires-summly/2020411/
According to this article, he got some sick investors to launch him in the beginning
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/26/business/media/nick-daloisio-17-sells-summly-app-to-yahoo.html?_r=0

A photo that makes North Korea look a lot less scary
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/03/25/a-photo-that-makes-north-korea-look-a-lot-less-scary/

The Unbelievable Photos Taken by the Crazy Russians Who Illegally Climbed Egypt's Great Pyramid http://gawker.com/5992398/the-unbelievable-photos-taken-by-the-crazy-russians-who-illegally-climbed-egypts-great-pyramid

Youz guyz dig on Phantogram at all? They produced a couple songs on Big Boi's new album, plus the chick in the band is so hot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dQYi4yiCpM
(chill song) and another one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28tZ-S1LFok
Chill Song- one more: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyBXBFDwhdQ

TIGER is back! http://larrybrownsports.com/golf/tiger-woods-rory-mcilroy-finger-out-of-your-ass/180764

Buzz Bissinger is a weird dude (friday night lights author)
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/trending/Buzz-Bissinger-wants-you-to-know-that-hes-addicted-to-Gucci.html

Sandwiches to make you get boners
http://foxinthepine.com/make-me-a-sandwich/

What is Captive Media? (play video games with your stream of urine)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wQ4GexzPRtE#

Nishmaster's Favorite Song (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fICwmarruiE

Newport NC road rage caught on video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OlyY7pq2DsA

'Breaking Bad' Script Stolen From Bryan Cranston
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2013/03/breaking-bad-script-stolen-from-bryan-cranston/

Funny Miami Hurricane Bball gifs
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/781/501/GamblePhotobomb_original.gif?1364181721
and
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/781/514/MiamiHeadCoachDance_original.gif?1364182096

Women Drivers... psh...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sbDErocOdNM

Israelis get kosher cigarettes for Passover
http://www.wtop.com/1228/3262422/Israelis-get-kosher-cigarettes-for-Passover

Which Game of Thrones Actor Looks Least Like His or Her Onscreen Character?
http://www.vulture.com/2013/03/photos-game-of-thrones-characters-actors-before-after.html

Gingivitis of the Balls

Miley Cyrus... 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU8Tzy87mUc

Today's dictionary.com word of the day reminds me of my balls.
Marmoreal \mahr-MAWR-ee-uhl, -MOHR-\, adjective:
      of or like marble: skin of marmoreal smoothness.

I would never go shark diving http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2297726/The-moment-great-white-shark-got-INSIDE-cage-ate-newlywed-dinner.html

Trent Richardson sued for assault of two women
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/03/23/trent-richardson-sued-for-assault-of-two-women/

workout for jesus.
http://telly.com/9XKO7N

So this team is a number 15 seed and made it to the sweet sixteen.
The coaches wife is a maxim model.  Google her name... She's a hottie
http://aol.sportingnews.com/ncaa-basketball/story/2013-03-22/amanda-enfield-supermodel-florida-gulf-coast-coach-wife-andy-enfield

Look at this fat guy juggling a soccer ball like a pro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SJquH7UXHw

Cool video from the space shuttle booster rocket
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2aCOyOvOw5c#!

Cat walks dog...end times near
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnrCki4Cmzw

New movie, kind of like Baraka, but more depressing
http://unitythemovement.com/media/unity-trailer-grow-til-tall/

Anyone living in Virginia and is tired of their current job?
http://www.vaoba.info/

Apparently Arlington County just opened a $1Million bus stop. The people who designed the stop have obviously never taken a bus anywhere. - http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/1-million-bus-stop-opens-in-arlington/2013/03/24/49e5c47e-917c-11e2-9abd-e4c5c9dc5e90_story.html?hpid=z3

Pretty cool collaboration. Dan Auerbach of the Black Keys produces yet another album. This time, for a Tuareg guitarist from Niger. http://www.npr.org/2013/03/24/174857551/first-listen-bombino-nomad

MEME
http://www.lememe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/meta-shia.jpg

VA man accidentally kills self with gun at party
http://www.wtop.com/120/3261695/Va-man-accidentally-kills-self-with-gun-at-party

Tilda Swinton is Currently Sleeping in a Box at MoMA
http://gawker.com/5992082/tilda-swinton-is-currently-sleeping-in-a-box-at-moma

Tunisian Woman Sent to a Psychiatric Hospital for Posting Topless Photos on Facebook
http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2013/03/tunisian-woman-sent-to-a-psychiatric-hospital-for-posting-topless-photos-on-facebook/274298/

Elizabeth Leigh Garner, Former Titans Cheerleader, Accused Of Sexually Assaulting 12-Year-Old Boy http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/21/elizabeth-leigh-garner-cheerleader-sex-assault_n_2925540.html

The Cheapest and Easiest Way to File Your Taxes Online
http://gizmodo.com/5990179/the-cheapest-and-easiest-way-to-file-your-taxes-online?tag=how_2

Infographic: Facebook's Data Geeks Map March Madness
http://www.fastcodesign.com/1672179/infographic-facebooks-data-geeks-map-march-madness#1

Vape 'em if you got' em
http://www.economist.com/news/business/21573985-challenge-big-tobacco-vape-em-if-you-got-em

Picture Of Pit Bull With Bird On Its Head And Surrounded By Bunnies Goes Viral
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/24/picture-of-pit-bull-pitbull-with-bird-bunnes_n_2945497.html

Diamonds Are A Sham And It's Time We Stop Getting Engaged With Them
http://www.businessinsider.com/why-diamonds-are-a-sham-2013-3

Sick cover of Hendrix on Eastern stringed instrument
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NfOHjeI-Bns

here is Florida Gulf Coasts compilation of all their postseason dunks.
http://deadspin.com/dunk-city-here-are-all-of-fgcus-postseason-slams-com-458654269

Sean 'X-Pac' Waltman tore his anus while attempting his signature move
http://larrybrownsports.com/wrestling/sean-waltman-tore-anus/180718

'Thigh Gap': New Teen Body Obsession?
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2013/03/25/thigh-gap-new-teen-body-obsession/

Boner Alert - GoPro Alana Blanchard Surfer Girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JSZ8VbA-CpY

The Overly-Attached Girlfriend Explains What It's Like Being A Wildly Popular Internet Meme
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-overly-attached-girlfriend-explains-what-internet-stardom-is-like-2013-3

Zambonies for Crotch Bumps

Not my words, but presenting both sides:

"This article is Richard Florida's rebuttal to Joel Kotkin's article about the failure of 'hip & cool' cities.  It needs to be read by anyone who read the Kotkin article you blasted. Don't give up on cities, folks. Look at a place like Charleston, where the 'Charleston Digital Corridor' (heavy investment in tech companies and so-called 'cool' industries) and investment over the last 20 years in increased art and culture and historic preservation have made this city flourish."  ---> http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/03/21/did-i-abandon-my-creative-class-theory-not-so-fast-joel-kotkin.html

Every March Madness School Ranked By Their Most Embarrassing Alum
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/every-march-madness-school-ranked-by-their-most-embarrassing

Will Sasso Lemon Compilation (LOLZ)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdSJ1--kBZ4

Lawyer is caught by surprise when his client wears 'killer' T-shirt at murder sentencing
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/lawyer_is_caught_by_surprise_when_his_client_wears_killer_t-shirt_at_senten/

This was how The Passage started - http://www.iol.co.za/scitech/science/news/global-alert-over-deadly-bat-virus-1.1490124

CBS wins the day with their closed caption on barkley
http://deadspin.com/your-real-ncaa-tournament-winner-is-the-cbs-closed-capt-458418476?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

I'm just a weirdo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6-pMaRprvM

Does corporate culture matter to you?
http://www.forbes.com/sites/georgebradt/2013/03/20/managing-the-evolution-of-your-start-ups-corporate-culture/

KABOOYOW! KAPOOYOW! News Interview (Original) (old)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-YO5WJBlfpg

Semi NSFW: this is from an old movie, but a great nat portman gif none the less
http://i.imgur.com/4LCJl.gif

Jon Hamm's D*ck

Marilyn, a young South Robinson Ave. street prostitute (Depressing)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYVycINWV5Q

Del Shannon - Runaway (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S13mP_pfEc

'John' Busted with Young Street Prostitute in Junk Yard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGMG8VfctkY

Obama Sarcastically Asks How Israel Afforded Such A Great Missile Defense System
http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-sarcastically-asks-how-israel-afforded-such,31750/

The Wonders - That Thing You Do! (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPMLG8mnCRM

a forgotten literary classic http://i.imgur.com/zDVeUSF.jpg

When's the last time a smoking hot stewardess served you a hot meal on a U.S. carrier? We need to go back to a bygone era - http://edition.cnn.com/2013/03/20/travel/asia-flight-attendants/index.html?hpt=hp_c3
 
Fan runs on the court during Cavs-Heat game
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmrn_fKXhlw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Police investigating messy milk prank (VIDEO)
http://www.wtop.com/149/3258032/Police-investigating-messy-milk-prank

This shirt made me Lolz
www.redbubble.com/people/personalized/works/8321176-do-you-even-lift

Hottest Workforces in DC
http://blog.hinge.co/2013/03/20/hingesights-hottest-workforces-in-dc/

Man Cleaning The Cobra Pit (THiS MAN DONT GIVE A FUCK)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQbH3fyGerE&feature=share

How Long Is The Average Commute? An Interactive Map Of The D.C. Metro Region
http://wamu.org/news/13/03/20/how_long_is_your_commute_an_interactive_map_of_the_dc_metro_region

I love when USA Flanders meets CANADA Flanders
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_26S3KBE04

How the Secret Service almost shot Ahmadinejad - http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2013/04/deep-state/309260/

Hipsters were supposed to change America... they failed - http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/03/20/richard-florida-concedes-the-limits-of-the-creative-class.html

1,000 year old Chinese bowl picked up at a garage sale for $3 sells for $2million at auction - http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03/20/17385541-picked-up-for-3-bucks-chinese-bowl-goes-for-22-million-at-auction?lite

fattier milk for your kids makes them skinnier in the long run - http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2013/03/19/174739752/whole-milk-or-skim-study-links-fattier-milk-to-slimmer-kids

6 new glorious George W Bush paintings - http://gawker.com/5991554/we-have-six-new-amazing-paintings-by-george-w-bush

The touch screen generation - http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2013/04/the-touch-screen-generation/309250/

The most commonly used photo of a drone firing a missile is a fake - http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/03/the-canonical-image-of-a-drone-is-a-rendering-dressed-up-in-photoshop/274177/

This is a long two-parter, but its so worth it - David Cross - An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDimQTJMjB0  and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHWF0IBZ6xM

For all the motha fuckin Joufli out there
http://www.ohlookhowcute.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dogs_18.jpg

NBA trash talk remixed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hi60QeNjIDk

Baberham Lincoln, Sha-wing!

christo & jean claude strike againe (its art)

http://www.christojeanneclaude.net/projects/big-air-package#.UUdI6le5Jpg

LOLZ Onion Ad
http://www.theonion.com/articles/powerful-women-in-the-workplace-are-we-doing-enoug,31673/

How is this a problem?
http://blogs.wsj.com/corporate-intelligence/2013/03/18/lululemon-has-a-see-through-yoga-pants-problem/

To Mark Nowruz, President Obama Speaks to the People and Leaders of Iran
http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2013/03/18/mark-nowruz-president-obama-speaks-people-and-leaders-iran

Va. teen's dad says break-in that lead to shooting was accidental
http://www.wtop.com/159/3254742/Dad-Sons-break-in-was-an-accident

I love the pic in this article.  Water vole ladder link to help isolated colony:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/21804627

Cousin Sal Pranks LA Marathon Runners, 2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRTGqP4WwKM

Elizabeth Warren: Minimum Wage Would Be $22 An Hour If It Had Kept Up With Productivity
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/18/elizabeth-warren-minimum-wage_n_2900984.html

Hawks cheerleader smashes head (she wasn't even doing anything fancy...psh... )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o48lzki1V7Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player

NSFW music video-  Biting Elbows "bad motherfucker"  (chill song, sick music video)
http://vimeo.com/user5393374/badmotherfucker

Subway MC performs again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EpWkAlWLH4

Smoking Cigs is like Farting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fb5q2eie4ko

I Love To Singa - Owl Jolson (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hRSfvpOz4A

Fifth Ip Man hits Hong Kong screens
http://blogs.wsj.com/scene/2013/03/14/a-fifth-ip-man-hits-hong-kong-screens/

This sign is anti-Mississippi
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-arqCt8U_XTU/TqlGQ0KQDLI/AAAAAAAAkio/ZSVjV8xsRqE/s1600/entering_mississippi_turn_clocks_back.jpg

From Steubenville to Poopenville

Baby Wombat ----> http://i.imgur.com/Pu8Bry7.gif (panty melter)

Get Pumped up! Panty Melter
http://i.imgur.com/NWq5WIq.gif

Do You Hang Your TP Over or Under?
"60 percent of those who earn $50,000 or more prefer it to be over and 73 percent of those who earn less than $20,000 prefer under."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation
(my personal opinion, if you put your TP 'under' against the wall, then you're an asshole)

20 Super Pictures of Toy Soldiers
http://www.photographyblogger.net/20-super-pictures-of-toy-soldiers/

The languages of the U.S. — in one map
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2013/03/07/the-languages-of-the-u-s-in-one-map/

Pepsi MAX & Jeff Gordon Present: "Test Drive" (Funny commerical)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5mHPo2yDG8

Your Brain Scans Show Who You're Thinking About
http://www.businessinsider.com/brain-scans-show-who-youre-thinking-about-2013-3

Lengthy but excellent piece on the history and future of US-Pakistani relations:
http://www.foreignaffairs.com/articles/138845/husain-haqqani/breaking-up-is-not-hard-to-do?page=show

Giant Sea Cucumber Eats With Its Anus
http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2013/03/14/giant-sea-cucumber-eats-with-its-anus/

The Best 404 Error Pages Of All Time
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-best-404-error-pages-of-all-time-2013-3

Semi NSFW Music Video - Everyone Nose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2wqmGu1EY8

 this set of photos is really spectacular. I had no idea such a phenomenon existed - volcanic lightning:
http://www.fastcodesign.com/1672110/remarkable-images-of-volcanic-lightning-a-scientific-mystery#1

Bill Gates on the last fifteen years of philanthropy (and the next 15):
http://www.project-syndicate.org/commentary/the-next-15-years-of-development-assistance-by-bill-gates

One year recap of a Philo teacher's blog:
http://bigthink.com/praxis/a-year-of-praxis

zomg! Selfies w/ my besties!
http://www.ryersonian.ca/article/26567/

Archaeologists discovered lost burial ground in London which might hold the bodies of some 50,000 people who were killed by the "Black Death" plague more than 650 years ago. - http://news.yahoo.com/rail-dig-may-found-londons-lost-black-death-114006583.html

Cool photos of spiders from the Smithsonian - http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/Save-a-Spider-Day-Photo-Collection-198058761.html?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=socialmedia&utm_campaign=20130314&utm_content=spiderphotos1

Satellite photos of the destruction in Syria (before and after shots) - http://world.time.com/2013/03/15/the-destruction-of-a-nation-syrias-war-revealed-in-satellite-imagery/?iid=gs-main-lead

Anonymous release Georgetown Univ secret society internal emails - http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/secret-society-is-again-at-center-of-an-uproar-on-georgetown-u-campus/2013/03/14/fb86fea8-8738-11e2-98a3-b3db6b9ac586_story.html

Study shows that almost half of the world's SPAM comes from just 20 ISPs - http://www.fastcompany.com/3007052/tech-forecast/almost-half-worlds-spam-comes-just-20-isps-study?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+fastcompany%2Fheadlines+%28Fast+Company%29

Scientists Resurrect Bonkers Extinct Frog That Gives Birth Through Its Mouth - http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2013-03/scientists-resurrect-bonkers-extinct-frog-gives-birth-through-its-mouth

Former World Series Of Poker Champion Busted In Bullshit Male Prostitution Sting [Update: It Wasn't Male Prostitution After All]
http://deadspin.com/former-world-series-of-poker-champion-busted-in-bullshi-453862797

Erin Andrews allowed 50 cent to make a deposit in her Woman bank
http://www.terezowens.com/124294/

Bigger Helmets nEeded
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/03/16/brian-westbrook-experiencing-memory-loss-at-age-33/

The Ben Show: Black Women Hugging
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpuCGs83CC0&feature=youtu.be

Nicolas Cage Before He Was Nicolas Cage
http://www.buzzfeed.com/seancurry1/nicolas-cage-before-he-was-nicolas-cage

Cockiest Little League Home Run Ever
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/cockiest-little-league-home-run-you-ever-saw/

Man born with no penis to have miracle sex-life saving surgery from one grown on his arm
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/man-penis-miracle-member-surgery-article-1.1291724

Puppy has hard time learning to catch (panty melter)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QYZfcFzcwxo

Facebook to start HASHTAGGING
http://edition.cnn.com/2013/03/15/tech/social-media/facebook-hashtags/index.html?hpt=hp_c5

Oh, let's make Satan look like the President...
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2013/03/18/bible-series-satan-resembles-barack-obama/1996445/

Reddit launches first original video series: 'Explain Like I'm Five'
http://www.theverge.com/2013/3/18/4119404/reddit-original-video-series-explain-like-im-five

People blaming the girl for the Steubenville RAPE on Twitter
http://publicshaming.tumblr.com/post/45635407944/the-victim-blaming-slut-shaming-reactions-to-the

Panty Melter Red Panda
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/baby%20red%20panda

flyers fans are their finest, turning on their own kind.
http://deadspin.com/this-is-why-you-should-never-fall-asleep-at-a-flyers-ga-455732733

Happy Steak & BJ Day, Bros!

Mind and Body Boner: http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=Nx7vOb7GNBg&feature=endscreen (sick female guitarist)

This song is what my good friend LORD GIRRAC likes to listen to when he is dying his, otherwise dark, pubes blond so he can model naked for Aryan Nation art socials
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VAkOhXIsI0

"It wasn't funny when her boss shook her boob as though he were shaking her hand, it was sexual harassment," reads a report of a California lawsuit yesterday. "[The plaintiff] claims he harassed her repeatedly with comments such as, 'God, your boobs look big today.'"
Men who idealize big boobs are more likely to be hostile toward women.... uh oh... - http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/03/men-who-idealize-large-breasts-are-more-likely-hostile-toward-women/273931/

Most women on facebook are lying about their lives... no shit. - http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57574087-1/are-women-on-facebook-a-bunch-of-lying-liars

Venezuelans wanted to put Hugo Chavez's body on permanent display (like Mao or Stalin) but the idiots forgot to start the process early enough. - http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03/13/17300357-venezuelas-hugo-chavez-unlikely-to-be-preserved-for-eternity?lite

this guys job was probably safe until the machine gun comment
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/03/06/chicago-anchor-looses-it-over-report-woman-had-gun-hidden-in-vagina/

Ugly Ren. Babies
http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/

DC limo driver dragging uber's good name through the muck
http://www.businessinsider.com/uber-driver-in-dc-arrested-for-alleged-sexual-assault-after-dropping-off-a-woman-at-233-am-2013-3

How 4,000 men deliver 175,000 lunches around Mumbai in one day. - http://www.theatlantic.com/video/archive/2013/03/how-4-000-men-hand-deliver-175-000-lunches-around-mumbai-in-1-day/273954/


Vice called around to a bunch of extremist groups and asked them what their thoughts are on Jennifer Lawrence - http://www.vice.com/read/what-do-hate-groups-think-of-jennifer-lawrence

Waka Waka- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fozzy_Whittaker

Well Higgs my Boson - http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/03/14/us-science-higgs-idUSBRE9270XW20130314

Bashful vulture - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwXoe32DDI0 and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy8BvQb95eg

Study Exposes "Sin Taxes" as Counterproductive Social Engineering Tool
http://wlflegalpulse.com/2013/03/14/study-exposes-sin-taxes-as-counterproductive-social-engineering-tool/

Opposition To Soda Ban Sad Proof That Americans Still Fight For What They Believe In
http://www.theonion.com/articles/opposition-to-soda-ban-sad-proof-that-americans-st,31658/

Next Episode Of 'Girls' To Feature Lena Dunham Shitting Herself During Gyno Exam While Eating A Burrito http://www.theonion.com/articles/next-episode-of-girls-to-feature-lena-dunham-shitt,31661/

Neurologists Warn Against ADHD Drugs To Help Kids Study
http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2013/03/13/174193454/neurologists-warn-against-adhd-drugs-to-help-kids-study

The video and audio are NSFW Filipinno chick naked on drugs on the subway screaming racial slurs & "I want rice, I want rice, not beana, I want rice!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBD-wrCSLY4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I Was Totally Blown Away By Singapore's Skyscraper Infinity Pool
http://www.businessinsider.com/marina-bay-sands-infinity-pool-in-singapore-2013-3?op=1#ixzz2NXNuqCii

Capital Cities - Safe and Sound (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWZr2F0qohA

Derrick Rose, class act.
http://larrybrownsports.com/basketball/derrick-rose-offered-to-pay-for-funeral/179107

Women's B-roll zooms in on yams
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2013/03/14/fox_connecticut_b_roll_local_network_plays_b_roll_of_breasts_for_women_s.html

College basketball history: Sad story about the demise of Earl Badu (last player to score during an NCAA game at Cole Field House) - http://www.sbnation.com/longform/2013/3/14/4095358/the-last-shot-earl-badu-hit-one-of-the-most-famous-shots-in-maryland

Washington DC - Peregrine Espresso named best coffee shop in eastern U.S.
http://www.wtop.com/109/3250682/DC-coffee-shop-named-best-in-east-US

This Atlantic 10 Tournament Game Had One Of The Craziest Endings You'll Ever See
http://deadspin.com/this-atlantic-10-tournament-game-had-one-of-the-crazies-453728906

Russian man takes four hostage to demand pizza
http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/russian-man-takes-four-hostage-to-demand-pizza.aspx?pageID=238&nID=42974&NewsCatID=353

Little Wings - Mark Gormley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9J65j2GNzw

Singing DooWop into the ole' veiny mic

Allan Savory: How to green the world's deserts and reverse climate change http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vpTHi7O66pI

Senate Banking Committee Hearing - Bank Money Laundering
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7cKTBy7_S_I

Career girl by day, stripper by night!
http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/carrer_girl_by_day_stripper_by_night_b2w7KQHGmqqov5e3RyMRfL

Seal Pups on a Surfboard http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyYlYuaj_zU (Panty Melter)

Red Panda Panty Melting: http://redpandayourockmyworld.tumblr.com/

This one is REALLY adorbz (panty melter) http://redpandayourockmyworld.tumblr.com/post/41178121492

Another super cute Red panda gif (panty melter)
http://redpandayourockmyworld.tumblr.com/post/36656838992/red-panda-headbutt-boop

hot new czech shit..."I got big tits and I like pointy dicks"  (wierd song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bMBDN3D2Bz8

whoa, aggresive Soccer Fan:
http://www.en.arabstoday.net/20130312265377/barcelona-fan-beheads-real-madrid-supporter-in-baghdad.html

hahaha! NSFWish, naked drugged up crazy guy in buffalo running around naked in traffic and slamming himself into cars, in other words, a normal tuesday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOW3nZgcaDM

Digital etiquette: What your email sign-off says about you
http://theweek.com/article/index/241210/digital-etiquette-what-your-email-sign-off-says-about-you

Searing Bholes shut, dawg

The work-from-home tug of war

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/03/11/the-work-from-home-tug-of-war/1979457/

the unsexy US energy revolution
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/12/opinion/brooks-the-axis-of-ennui.html?ref=opinion&_r=0

Photos of a trip to Iran
http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/03/a-trip-to-iran/100471/

pretty kewl documentary this guy's son made in an attempt to understand his father... who was a foreign diplomat and eventually CIA director in the 50's and 60's.
 The Man Nobody Knew
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Nobody_Knew
 Trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRhVrDiHnyY

Smokey Hogg - You Can´t Keep Your Business Straight (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFpOR_G3XCo

CFCF - You Hear Colours (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzi97vh-lgE

I really like this FAT DOG (panty melter)
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/dma-311.jpg

This song cracks me up, plus its catchy. PMW = Pussy, Money, Weed. (chill song) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN8leYrKZQA

Creating A Permanent Phillips Collection Exhibit Entirely From Beeswax
http://wamu.org/programs/metro_connection/13/03/01/making_beautiful_art_from_beeswax

LOLZ Sloth Gif
http://imgur.com/PqT98

Singing Dancing Boy Upset
http://www.theonion.com/articles/singing-dancing-boy-upset,31621/

Old man kicks venomous snake. he dont give a F
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myeXMuGJAB8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Persian Birds... from last episode of Famiy Guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB8U1QXDpcw

South by SouthWesteros:
http://www.fastcocreate.com/1682556/south-by-southwesteros-game-of-thrones-pedicabs-invade-austin

18 obsolete words, which should never have gone out of style
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/195348/18-obsolete-words-which-should-have-never-gone-out-of-style/

Police: Razor filled doughnuts part of scam
http://fox13now.com/2013/03/11/man-woman-eat-razor-filled-donuts-in-alleged-scam-attempt/

Skynet is self aware, so isn't it about time that robots start mixing our cocktails? - http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/partyrobotics/bartendro-a-cocktail-dispensing-robot

A lil old and a tad f'ed up but HILARIOUS- http://www.theonion.com/articles/cancer-topples-chavez-in-bloodless-coup,31540/

this is awesome. some pranksters got two NFL GM's on the phone talking trade by pranking each of them into talking trade.
http://deadspin.com/pranksters-record-two-nfl-gms-discussing-free-agency-ov-452366184

boxer tracks down twitter troll and shows up at his house
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1563667-boxer-curtis-woodhouse-tracks-down-twitter-troll-shows-up-at-his-house

transparent smart phone to be released in taiwan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MdbwwUyqjzk

how Italy celebrates HR's In the WBC, super spicy
http://cbssports.tumblr.com/post/45204751633/italy-uses-a-homer-to-celebrate-its-heritage

Kitty cat font: http://nekofont.upat.jp/

An Alleged Madam's Civil Suit Against NFL Tight End Fred Davis Finally Went To Trial
http://deadspin.com/an-alleged-madams-civil-suit-against-nfl-tight-end-fre-453403821

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kapu_Kuialua
Kapu Kuʻialua; Kuialua; or just Lua; is an ancient Hawaiianmartial art based on bone breaking, joint locks, throws, pressure point manipulation, strikes, usage of various weapons, battlefield strategy, open ocean warfare as well as the usage of introducedfirearms from the Europeans.

NSFW - Topless pics of some broad...who cares..
http://www.egotastic.com/2013/03/danielle-sharp-topless-pictures-so-incredibly-simply-sextastic/

I needed a poop/colon C-section today...

DeAndre Jordan's Monstrous Dunk Advertisement

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=9038794&categoryid=2378529

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shilly-shally \SHIL-ee-shal-ee\, verb:

1. to show indecision or hesitation; be irresolute; vacillate.
2. to waste time; dawdle.

noun:
1. irresolution; indecision; vacillation: It was sheer shilly-shally on his part.
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Mexico vs Canada Brawl Fight World Baseball Classic 2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpKHLgLtgTU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

The Professor, the Bikini Model and the Suitcase Full of Trouble
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/10/magazine/the-professor-the-bikini-model-and-the-suitcase-full-of-trouble.html

Juicy Steak is good for your health and your wife's ever-increasing sagging tits
http://www.businessinsider.com/steak-is-good-for-you-2013-3

2,800 pigs dumped in Shanghai river raises concern
http://news.yahoo.com/2-800-pigs-dumped-shanghai-142652367.html

The most hated college Bball players of the last 30 years
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9038798/a-tournament-determine-most-hated-college-basketball-players-last-30-years

Basketball-Ex-NBA player banned in Philippines for "choking" team mate
http://news.yahoo.com/basketball-ex-nba-player-banned-philippines-choking-team-130619646--nba.html

Child bridegroom: Eight-year-old boy marries 61-year-old woman after 'dead ancestors told him to tie the knot'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2291324/Child-bridegroom-Eight-year-old-boy-marries-61-year-old-woman-dead-ancestors-told-tie-knot.html

New sick steakhouse in Brooklyn
http://nymag.com/listings/restaurant/st-anselm/

world's richest soccer players
http://news.sky.com/story/1062882/david-beckham-tops-richest-footballers-list

Starwars/Darth Vadar, Bagpipes, Unicycle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LdjY6oy4Y2c

Someone Put A Yankees Uniform On Al Roker And Now He Looks Like A Giant Baby
http://deadspin.com/someone-put-a-yankees-uniform-on-al-roker-and-now-he-lo-452291011

This Brooklyn Simpsons Club Will Screen Every Simpsons Episode Ever
http://gothamist.com/2013/03/11/this_simpsons_club_will_screen_ever.php

Ex-boyfriend who accused tennis champion Jennifer Capriati of assault says 'she stalked him for a year'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2291052/Jennifer-Capriati-Ex-boyfriend-Ivan-Brannan-accused-tennis-champion-assault-says-stalked-him.html

This weatherman loves Boobies (Booby blooper)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0VOpi-wb8yY#

This Point-Of-View Footage Of A Falling Ice Climber Will Make You Glad You Don't Ice Climb
http://deadspin.com/this-point-of-view-footage-of-a-falling-ice-climber-wil-452320136

Rachel Bilson's Deleted Sex Scene (comedy skit)
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f8fab67257/rachel-bilson-s-deleted-sex-scene?rel=by_user

DeAndre Jordan's "Killer" alley-oop (Funny animated GIF)
http://deadspin.com/here-is-the-deandre-jordan-murders-brandon-knight-gif-t-452350528

Tribute to: Da Rat Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v22cQo26i38

Drive-by shooting .5 miles from my house (irrelevant to most of BroBlast)
http://wtop.com/109/3246589/Police-release-video-of-drive-by-shooting

Baby Moose (panty melter)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/important-psa-baby-moose-are-insanely-precious

World's longest legs + world's shortest man = sick upskirt - http://wtop.com/41/3246889/Shes-Got-Legs
Be sure to watch the video.

He Must Work Out...

damn richard sherman just blasted skip bayless's asshole on TV. "I'm better at life than you"

http://deadspin.com/5989287/im-better-at-life-than-you-richard-sherman-craps-all-over-skip-bayless-on-first-take

Big East is changing its name to Amurica 12 http://espn.go.com/college-sports/story/_/id/9028021/big-east-eyes-america-12-new-conference-name-football-schools-sources-say

One of my top 5 favorite GIFS or all time: http://i.imgur.com/mlCFOqB.gif

A Penis Primer: 9 Fascinating Phallus Facts
http://jezebel.com/5988352/a-penis-primer-9-fascinating-phallus-facts

The worst ways to get woken up... some friends are really mean to their friends :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aIyQn9jRjP8

Twerkin' it at Panera Bread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPVl4TMUz8k

Widest neck i've ever seen: http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/unexplainable-photos-24.jpg

Why Strom Thurmond Was Able to Filibuster For Twice as Long as Rand Paul
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2013/03/rand-paul-filibuster-strom-thurmond-bathroom   "In the end, Rand Paul did not hate U.S.-citizen-targeted drone strikes as much as Strom Thurmond hated the idea of black people voting."
 
This place (in Arlington) was just brought to my attention: Green Pig Bistro (look D-lish)
http://greenpigbistro.com/

Turkish Oil Wrestling Is A Totally Legit Sport
http://www.buzzfeed.com/catesish/turkish-oil-wrestling-is-a-totally-legit-sport

Big block from Javale:
http://www.sportsgrid.com/media/javale-mcgee-clippers-shaq/

'Why was my daughter in that lion's cage?' Agony of father of intern who was mauled to death as he reveals he 'had a premonition' of tragedy http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2289341/Lion-mauling-Intern-Dianna-Hanson-killed-Cat-Haven-sanctuary-California-entering-cage.html

basbealls hottest WAGs
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1556489-50-hottest-wags-in-major-league-baseball/page/51

Perth News Reporter Filming Gets Heckled
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=u1ZiXBz3EAc

Topanga is still decent: Semi-NSFW
http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2013/03/topanga-maxim-photos#page/1

 For San Diego Chargers Fans: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3su8up/

Would you spend 22 months in solitary for $15.5 million?
'Forgotten' inmate gets $15.5 million settlement from N.M. county
http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/07/justice/new-mexico-inmate-settlement/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

SI swimsuit models do harlem shake in bikinis
http://cosbysweaters.com/2013/03/08/si-swimsuit-models-unsure-of-this-harlem-shake-thing-video/

This GIF made me LOLZ
http://i.imgur.com/1RaGf.gif

bob saget once asked topanga's family if they had any coke on a flight...
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/trending/Topanga-Maxim-Boy-Meets-World-Bob-Saget-Disney-World-cocaine.html

Louie CK's new HBO stand up trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KEtAfAa67TY

Fappy International Women's Day

Breaking Bad, 90's style: https://www.youtube.com/embed/_mZRL2aVxVU

Russian dude almost blows up friend: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd0rA1NXmXU

Russian Dude blows up more shit (at the end): http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=PiZgSXfN-BA

Workaholics Intro (In The Style of Saved By The Bell)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcwvgvEijTw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

This is kinda crazy, a guard at the consulate in guangzhou got caught trying to sell state secrets. http://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/2013/March/13-nsd-269.html

Long Island man issued summons for laughing too loud in his own home
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/it_laughable_sEXykGNgabFDCNlGvdXuBK

More moves on the Redskins name change front:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/redskins/amid-renewed-momentum-native-americans-opposing-redskins-nickname-go-before-trademark-judges/2013/03/06/8d0e5656-8698-11e2-a80b-3edc779b676f_story.html

Nnamdi Asomugha Makes Bizarre Appearance on Kroll Show
http://www.the700level.com/football-philadelphia-eagles/news/Video-Nnamdi-Asomugha-Makes-Bizarre-Appe?blockID=833887&feedID=8973

10 Ways to Break the Ice With Mean Gays
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mark-brennan-rosenberg/10-ways-to-break-the-ice-with-mean-gays_b_2782523.html

New Jersey Cop Punches Woman In The Face Outside Nightclub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IAG-k3SSdU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Fucking Californians... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbxihR3C-Hk

Is Employment a "Human Right"?
http://www.hoover.org/publications/defining-ideas/article/141286

SICK ALLYOOP TO DUNK!
http://larrybrownsports.com/basketball/jamal-crawford-blake-griffin-alley-oop-video/177970

Semi NSFW Sydney Esiason's Spring Break Is To Bikini Stage
http://bustedcoverage.com/2013/03/07/sydney-esiasons-spring-break-is-to-bikini-stage-photos/

Applebee's waitress asks patron for ID, gets own stolen driver's license in return
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/applebees-waitress-stolen-id-drivers-license-154712609.html

eww. chubby chick talks about her sharts (Squirty Poots) 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xkyyFtjYhIQ#!

'I'm doing women a favour!': The glamorous sex guru who claims she can teach men how to get a woman into bed
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2288927/Kezia-Noble-Glamorous-sex-guru-claims-teach-men-woman-bed.html

Crazy Breakfast Sandwich Maker, all in one appliance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TCKVc-y3Uak

More Snow on my balls than in DC

Youm Flexible OLED Display Commercial: Samsung CES 2013

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OYTyl3ipgk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Alt-J - Breezeblocks (chill song, tight video) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVeMiVU77wo (already blasted, just adding it again for my half-asian friend)

Want vs need:  40-foot high NYC penthouse replaces stairway with 4-story mirrored stainless steel slide. Photos: http://t.co/lzWVKfDkcY

Here Is Every Known Gruesome Angle Of Marc Staal Taking A Slapshot In The Eye Tonight http://deadspin.com/5988807/here-is-every-known-gruesome-angle-of-marc-staal-taking-a-slapshot-in-the-eye-tonight

Loneliest Dog Ever --> http://imgur.com/LKUDaZr

I really like the Pink Floyd Reboot of Shine on You Crazy Diamond in that Dead Man Down movie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXsxstW9KLo (chill song)

Don't have sex in the African bush: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/woman_mauled_to_death_by_lion_during_UYBHgoYOuU0QV6XqOcxabJ

NSFW - Rihanna's Butt: http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/guess-that-ass-800/

Penguin Scat Porn (SFW) http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/gifs_25.gif

Footwork drill gone terribly wrong http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=D6-mYDQJ5Ao

Ku Klux Klankees
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/not-right-10.jpg

Homunculus Hunnies

One of my best friends in the whole wide world saw this movie and highly recommends it.  http://www.avclub.com/articles/side-effects,92127/

Worlds lowest voice, this guy sounds like an Orc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Vw6NdbRhOfQ

me as a toy: http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/4949/ceefece334d7fa438d42f7b.gif

"What Adderall gave me was nothing compared to what it took away."
http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/03/04/the-last-all-nighter/?hp

Microsoft's house of the future - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21632855

This reminds me of those old Will Ferrel "Mugatu" skits on SNL. World's smallest and lightest phones - http://www.theverge.com/2013/3/5/4066102/willcom-phone-strap-2-wx06a-minature-phone-worlds-smallest-and-lightest-handset

Everything you ever wanted to know about drones but were always afraid to ask - http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/03/drones-explained

"On one occasion the note-taker who was meant to be recording the talks was so intoxicated he had to be replaced," one unnamed diplomat told the press. We're not talking about cheerful, oops-I-had-a-glass-of-chardonnay-at-dinner drunk either. Another unnamed diplomat said that delegates were showing up "falling down drunk." Torsella himself mentioned one incident where a delegate got so hammered that he barfed, though it's unclear where.
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2013/03/us-ambassador-politely-asks-un-colleagues-stop-showing-drunk-meetings/62750/

Samsung Announces Youm Flexible OLED Displays at CES 2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLMWXBv5rY4

semi NSFW lolz
http://i.imgur.com/MoPjCBo.jpg

Op Ed - Let our allies help in policing the world
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/05/opinion/come-home-america.html?hp&_r=0

Woman named OCEAN who swims with sharks: Deep-sea diver travels world to try and prove they are not like Jaws stereotype http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2288386/Ocean-Ramsey-Woman-travels-world-try-prove-sharks-like-Jaws-stereotype.html  (when you're done with the article, google image search her...)

Black Hole Spins at Nearly the Speed of Light
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/03/130301-black-hole-speed-of-light-einstein-science-astronomy-space/

wow, depressing, depressing home of former NBA player Robert Swift
http://deadspin.com/5988563/robert-swift-finally-left-his-foreclosed-home-but-he-left-plenty-of-memories-and-shell-casings-and-feces-behind

NSFW NYC craigs list Ad has got titties in it
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/3641742716.html

White House petition to change national anthem to R. Kelly's 2003 hit "Ignition (Remix)."
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/change-national-anthem-r-kellys-2003-hit-ignition-remix/Rm8SC7FP

No More Whitehouse tours
http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2013/mar/5/more-sequester-pain-white-house-cancels-tours/

10 greatest heists in history - http://www.policymic.com/articles/28623/robin-hood-complex-10-greatest-heists-in-history

Old read about the collar bomb bank robber and the ensuing investigation... long but totally twisted and messed up - http://www.wired.com/magazine/2010/12/ff_collarbomb/all/1

Soviet war vet found in Afghanistan 33 years after going missing - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21668541

PETA (fuck 'em) angry about Assassin's Creed 4 whale hunting feature - http://www.ubergizmo.com/2013/03/peta-not-pleased-with-assassins-creed-4-black-flags-whaling-feature/

World's greatest armchair refills your beer from the bottom up - http://foodbeast.com/content/2013/03/05/worlds-greatest-armchair-automatically-refills-your-beer-from-the-bottom-up/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+foodbeast+%28FOODBEAST%29

iPhone 5S in August, but new iPads as soon as April? - http://www.imore.com/iphone-5s-planned-august-next-ipads-may-debut-april

WW2 through a soldier's camera lens - http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/03/04/viewing-world-war-ii-through-a-soldiers-camera-lens/?smid=tw-share