Monday, April 1, 2013

Direct Wormhole to my Cornhole

JIM CARREY'S MESSAGE FOR FUX NEWS

Since I released my "Cold Dead Hand" video on Funny or Die this week, I have watched Fux News rant, rave, bare its fangs and viciously slander me because of my stand against large magazines and assault rifles. I would take them to task legally if I felt they were worth my time or that anyone with a brain in their head could actually fall for such irresponsible buffoonery. That would gain them far too much attention which is all they really care about.

I'll just say this: in my opinion Fux News is a last resort for kinda-sorta-almost-journalists whose options have been severely limited by their extreme and intolerant views; a media colostomy bag that has begun to burst at the seams and should be emptied before it becomes a public health issue.

I sincerely believe that in time, good people will lose patience with the petty and poisonous behavior of these bullies and Fux News will be remembered as nothing more than a giant culture fart that no amount of Garlique could cure.

I wish them all the luck that accompanies such malevolence.

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KEVIN WARE LEG BREAK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g8uSVTtHXI&feature=youtu.be
and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_sJP_0LHjA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Kung Fu Grandpa in the Food Lion parking lot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYvw68IneV4

Sidney Crosby had his jaw shattered by a puck this weekend:
http://youtu.be/jj8AbjJqcCM

Holi festival 2013: http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/03/holi-2013-the-festival-of-colors/100483/

Tyler, The Creator - IFHY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lDqMx4rmFU

White House April's Fools joke:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5byDhm-E-YE

Mets, always relevant with the trends make a sick Harlem Shake plus bonus video weeks after the trend dies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sxDpnqmIrpc

SAX BATTLE IN NYC SUBWAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27Dx6ztJ8jw&feature=share

 interesting article from MD who wrote that book 'fat chance' (colbert interview last week)
Still Believe 'A Calorie Is a Calorie'?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-lustig-md/sugar-toxic_b_2759564.html

Under Construction: Kazakhstan's Space-Age Capital
http://www.npr.org/blogs/pictureshow/2013/03/11/174000136/under-construction-kazakhstans-space-age-capital

Found this by accident, but what you get when you miss the 'p' in espn.com -- http://esn.com/

recipes for yo enemies
http://thugkitchen.com/

For Game of Thrones fans (that read the books)
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/strong%20belwas

Young Men Dead - The Black Angels (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvKjpGP6P5Y

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