My hate...will die...with you. -Robert The Bruce

"This situation has made me realize that life is short," he said. http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/dont-stallworths-electrocution-longest-2-3-seconds-life-132808075--abc-news-topstories.html .....What about that one time when you ran over and killed a guy with your Bentley?

When i saw it live, i thought Pitino was about to be assassinated!
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaab-the-dagger/fireworks-surprise-louisville-coach-rick-pitino-moments-historic-041439222--ncaab.html

RG3's jersey sales break all NFL records
http://www.wtop.com/363/3279393/RG3s-jersey-sales-break-all-NFL-records

A hashtag about Margaret Thatcher that says #nowthatchersdead confused some idiots who thought it said Now That Cher's Dead:
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/08/liberal-britons-rejoice-in-thatchers-death-freak-out-cher-fans-with-nowthatchersdead/

Any developments that break up cable monopolies I am in favor of
http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/technology/as-aereo-threatens-to-alter-tv-landscape-major-networks-promise-a-fight/2013/04/08/adc01b52-a077-11e2-be47-b44febada3a8_story.html?hpid=z2

A field guide to racists of America - http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2013/04/accidental-racist-field-guide-racists-america/64011/

CNN's revival of Crossfire might be the worst idea ever - http://www.nationaljournal.com/politics/cnn-s-crossfire-revival-might-be-the-worst-idea-ever-20130409

Confidential documents describing poop incidents on Apollo 10 - http://gizmodo.com/5994112/the-stories-of-poop-hidden-in-nasas-apollo-10-mission-transcripts

How Google Glass actually works - http://www.brille-kaufen.org/en/googleglass/

Colbert forces Bill Clinton to join Twitter (@PrezBillyJeff) - http://www.towleroad.com/2013/04/colbertclinton.html

Photos of the world's largest things - http://www.thedailybeast.com/galleries/2013/04/09/azzam-airbus-380-more-of-the-world-s-largest-things-photos.html#6c22dfe1-3663-4c38-af62-cacf9f31e66f

This one is pretty awesome http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2251071/Jumbo-fit-prince-The-240million-private-jet-Turkish-bath-boardroom-concert-hall.html

Navy destroys drone with Laser beam fired from ship - http://www.theverge.com/2013/4/8/4197316/navy-laser-weapon-deploying-2014-shoots-down-drone

For all you guys who don't know how to cut up a whole chicken ((video) - http://www.doobybrain.com/2013/04/08/how-to-cut-up-a-whole-chicken/

Three exotic necktie knots to try - http://www.neatorama.com/2013/02/25/Three-Exotic-Necktie-Knots-to-Try-The-Eldredge-Knot-The-Trinity-Knot-and-The-Cape-Knot/

New Place to get FAT for DC Bros: http://astrodoughnuts.com/

Paris employing sheep to trimgrass - http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/04/09/paris-employs-four-sheep-to-keep-the-citys-grass-trim-and-neat/

U.S. universities infected by foreign spies detected by FBI - http://www.businessweek.com/news/2012-04-08/american-universities-infected-by-foreign-spies-detected-by-fbi

Otter wants ice cream (panty melter)
http://www.lememe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/need-dis.jpg

How 'Led Zeppelin II' Was Born: Writing and recording on tour as they were becoming international rock stars, Zeppelin turned their vision into reality and made one of the greatest, raunchiest records of all time http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/how-led-zeppelin-ii-was-born-20130409

Is this for real? North Korea to 'launch missile TOMORROW' after warning foreigners to evacuate South http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/390452/North-Korea-to-launch-missile-TOMORROW-after-warning-foreigners-to-evacuate-South??

FUN FACT: This is the first time since 1893 that any team has played against one particular city in three different sporting events on the same evening. tonight we have phils-mets, islander-flyers & sixers-nets. Pretty incredible stat.

"That's great!" http://www.tmz.com/2013/04/08/britney-spears-annette-funicello-dead-video/

Brad Paisley ft. LL Cool J - Accidental Racist (worst song ever)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pJZrQiO3ls

Free Ben and Jerry's Today.  After work, go get Half Baked and take your Schweddy Balls to get a cone.
http://dcist.com/2013/04/its_free_cone_day_heres_where_to_ge.php

Pack your bags bros, it's over, Aliens ARE REAL!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/07/tiny-alien-humanoid-among_n_3017854.html?utm_hp_ref=email_share

Octomom gets mad awards for porn-star skills
http://videos.huffingtonpost.com/octomom-nadya-suleman-gets-multiple-porn-award-nominations-517561193

Papa John went H.A.M. after the Louisville victory
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/321717426452561920/photo/1

Slut doesn't leave anything to your man-slut imagination
http://videos.huffingtonpost.com/jennifer-nicole-lee-leaves-nothing-to-the-imagination-517577478