Post Mem. Day Weekend Trip to Planned Parenthood

BEST VIDEO OF THE WEEK HERE!!! Hahaha. Watch this. Watch the whole thing too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeIgu3BQS7w

Will & Jaden Smith, DJ Jazzy Jeff and Alfonso Ribeiro Rap! Watch at 2:34 & 3:49!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwS14TiO7Pk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

This is a funny game - play the game "Lesbian or German Lady"
http://www.blairmag.com/blair4/dyke/gaydar.html

Club America's Insane Liga MX Title Win Included A Goalie Scoring
http://deadspin.com/club-americas-insane-liga-mx-title-win-included-a-goal-509992766?autoplay=1

Brawl outside Wembley stadium before German vs .German Champions League Final
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgWvCmBxfwQ&feature=youtu.be

Baby suicide, this is weird Japanese Art
http://i.imgur.com/rUqcc.jpg

NSFW NSFW... this is really really really NSFW....  Got Milk?
http://i.minus.com/iHuCExdke9tuU.gif

NSFW, very weird. La Pequeña Diosa del Caño
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um_xIm5yy4A&feature=youtube_gdata_player

35 Scientific Concepts That Will Help You Understand The World
http://www.businessinsider.com/scientific-concepts-that-will-make-you-smarter-2013-5#

This is really fucked up...
Saudi celeb-preacher who raped and tortured his 5 year old daughter to death is released after paying blood money - http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/saudi-preacher-who-raped-and-tortured-his-five-yearold-daughter-to-death-is-released-after-paying-blood-money-8480440.html

Especially for NYC Bros, Important burger news:
http://www.grubstreet.com/2013/05/umami-burger-comes-to-new-york.html

We're down to the last living man born in the 1800s, 21 broads left tho - http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/japan-s-kimura-age-116-holds-new-title-article-1.1355928

BEHIND THE CADELABRA
But the film, and its actors, will never win an Oscar. The Hollywood studios refused to finance it, said director Steven Soderbergh, because they believed the film would find no audience "except for people who are gay". Instead, it was made by the TV company HBO and, though it will receive theatrical release in the UK on 7 June, it will be seen on the small screen in the US, making it ineligible for the Academy Awards. Soderbergh was, he said, sanguine. "Our attitude was: 'More people are going to see it this way anyway.'"
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/may/21/behind-the-candelabra-cannes-oscar

Washington, D.C.: The New Boomtown: Bidding wars, multimillion-dollar sales and modern architecture: The transformation of the Washington, D.C., real-estate market
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324767004578489202247919668.html

Amanda Bynes suing police, said cop 'slapped my vagina'
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/05/28/amanda-bynes-suing-police-said-cop-slapped-my-vagina/

Nerd Alert: A colossal 150k-piece Lego homage to the Battle of Helm's Deep
http://lego.kinja.com/a-colossal-150k-piece-lego-homage-to-the-battle-of-helm-500097275

Chinese teen defaces Egypt temple; sparks outcry
http://news.yahoo.com/chinese-teen-defaces-egypt-temple-135035477.html

DC's newest music trend- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moombahton
Sample: https://soundcloud.com/xxblassxx/corillo-magazine-dj-blass

Frugal Father - Redheaded Hipster
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4jydzoWa7M

Tom Waits and Cookie Monster
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5X4N2exOsU

Father who set up video to capture 'paranormal' activity accidentally films his girlfriend having sex with his teenage son instead
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2328322/Father-set-video-capture-paranormal-activity-accidentally-films-girlfriend-having-sex-teenage-son-instead.html

Pretty good history of the Poker World Series, if you can make it past the term "hole cam" - http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9286395/the-oral-history-2003-world-series-poker-which-chris-moneymaker-turned-39-25-million

Happy Give-a-Vet.-an-HJ Weekend Y'all

Reddit Users Attempt to Shame Sikh Woman, Get Righteously Schooled

http://jezebel.com/5946643/reddit-users-attempt-to-shame-sikh-woman-get-righteously-schooled

Gotham city (scroll to bottom and pan)
http://www.domusweb.it/content/domusweb/en/photo-essays/2013/05/7/gotham_city.html

Richard Linklater's 'Spiritual' Sequel To 'Dazed and Confused' Shoots This Fall
http://austinist.com/2013/05/23/richard_linklaters_spiritual_sequel.php

This lady is pretty much killin it.  Her first bill would tie the student loan rate to the banking loan interest rate. So if banks are borrowing at .75 percent from the US government (which they currently are), student loans would be .75 percent. I could use that.....
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/24/elizabeth-warren-student-loans-bill_n_3329735.html

Tribe - Busta's Lament (chill friday song):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbm-7sWFeRA

Never Seen Sylvester Stallone Choreography for Rocky 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAoYtU5XjWQ&feature=player_embedded#

Amanda Bynes Throws Bong Out Of Window, Gets Arrested
http://www.dc101.com/pages/clint.html?feed=446700&article=11319949

This Is How You Sign A Picture Of Ray Lewis Trying To Tackle You
http://deadspin.com/this-is-how-you-sign-a-picture-of-ray-lewis-trying-to-t-509696414

Top 20 NFL Coaches
http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/page/greatestcoachreilly/my-top-20-nfl-coaches

Fat Dog - http://i.imgur.com/GQL3UJJ.jpg

Devices That Listen To Your Life All The Time--The Next Creepy Tech Trend
www.fastcompany.com/3010026/tech-forecast/devices-that-listen-to-your-life-all-the-time-the-next-creepy-tech-trend

Tom Waits, "Clap Hands": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKUBujRTKsA (chill song)

This is a cool thread to look through, it's movie quotes that define that entire movie. For instance, "I'm going to Kill Bill." or "I'm not a smart man, Jenny, but I know what love is." http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ddm1y/what_movie_quote_do_you_think_defines_that_entire/

As a report says early access to extreme online pornography can leave children with a distorted view of sex http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-22643862

Looks like the CIA is getting out of the counter-terrorism business and getting back to real spying - http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/24/us/politics/plan-would-orient-cia-back-toward-spying.html

Were you trying to read my thoughts? Diary reading, upright citizens brigade.
http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/hrmyp8/upright-citizens-brigade-diary

Funny SNL skit from last year --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iCYm9PdOGoo

Chicken Soup for the Schlong

LOLZ http://funwp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Nutella-Baby.jpg

Finally an  honest weatherman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QLSRMoKKS0&feature=youtu.be

Semi NSFW, Hot babe Nina Agdal: http://www.barstoolsports.com/nyc/super-page/nina-agdal-might-be-my-new-number-1/

Latest Photo Fad Involves Photographing Your Cat as Your Beard
http://petapixel.com/2013/05/22/latest-photo-fad-involves-photographing-your-cat-as-your-beard/

My whole life has been a lie... It's pronounced "jif," says GIF creator Steve Wilhite.
http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/05/21/an-honor-for-the-creator-of-the-gif/?smid=tw-nytimes

Evolution of Popular Music: Scott Bradlee plays "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" in styles from ragtime to dubstep
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-jDR14y19fQ

the 30-year-old president and owner of In-N-Out Burger, is the youngest female billionaire in the U.S. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/04/lynsi-torres-in-n-out-burger_n_2614814.html

Watchtower of Morocco  (cool vid of Morocco)
http://vimeo.com/66659080

At some point, obama loved him some white women... mmmm ..mmmm
http://swampland.time.com/2013/05/23/time-exclusive-obamas-1979-prom-photos/?hpt=hp_c2

KB article that Mark O'Neil wrote on how to install Apache 2 https://help.blackboard.com/en-us/Learn/9.1_SP_10_and_SP_11/Administrator/030_Installation/Install_UNIX/Installing_and_Configuring_Apache_2

From the kids that brough you Hot Cheetos and Takis
The NSJ Crew - Khaki Pants  - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQDN9j_kKV0 (chill song)

Improve Fix for: Arbitrary URL Redirection Vulnerability in Contentwrapper.jsp Could Allow Remote Code Execution

Shocker...
Women 40% more likely than men to develop mental illness, study finds
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2013/may/22/women-men-mental-illness-study

Mixed feelings about this song... everything's coming up Milhouse...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqspbP-3at4

Buster Bluth, Hey Brother
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo1pkHKHuts

Hipster Disney Princess - THE MUSICAL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yPfmRoSfpA

Some cool gifs - http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/erdal-inci-gifs

this 1988 Charlotte Hornets uniform reveal is pretty hilarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Z2gMyjNiEVM

Drunk idiot..wha? http://i.imgur.com/ncGur5q.gif

Damien Marley's Pube Dreads

Jouf Doppelganger #4 -- http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/05/ibragim-todashev-fbi-killed-boston-tsarnaev.html

There's a problem with too many abandoned luxry/super sport cars in Dubai - http://www.messynessychic.com/2013/05/21/so-in-dubai-the-amount-of-abandoned-luxury-cars-lying-around-is-kind-of-a-problem/

Chinese photoshop trolls are funny! - http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/chinese-photoshop-trolls-are-way-funnier-than-american-photo

Get ready for a solar panel revolution... printer puts out 10 meters of solar panel every minute - http://gizmodo.com/this-printer-spits-out-10-meters-of-solar-panel-every-m-508966042

Tips for surviving unemployment without going crazy - http://www.refinery29.com/unemployment-guide

Man killed in Orlando after being question by FBI agent about Boston bombing - http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2013/05/fbi-shooting-orlando-boston-marathon/65476/ (AKA first link on the blast)

This article about pot is interesting for two reasons. 1. It is written by a person who does not smoke pot and 2. that person lives in a pot drenched culture. Point being the author gets some good quotes from people who smoke pot a lot. The last paragraph is one of the best I have read in terms of demonstrating the quintessential difference between the two types of people.
http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex/2013/05/am_i_the_only_canadian_who_doesn_t_smoke_pot.html

Young people are sick of facebook - http://www.buzzfeed.com/charliewarzel/why-young-people-are-sick-of-facebook

Don't Ask Don't Tell Faggots: Inside Marine Corps Boot Camp ("We're called faggots 10 to 50 times a day) - http://gawker.com/dont-ask-dont-tell-faggot-inside-marine-corps-boot-509032688

Larry David Looks Unrecognizable In 'Clear History' Teaser Trailer (VIDEO)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/21/larry-david-hbo-clear-history_n_3313878.html

wow... Social Media Gone Horribly Bad: Teens Post Rape On Facebook
http://www.clutchmagonline.com/2013/05/social-media-gone-horribly-bad-teens-post-rape-on-facebook/

Soriano blames Harper after loss to Giants
http://www.csnwashington.com/baseball-washington-nationals/talk/soriano-blames-harper-after-loss-giants

New light shed on US government's extraordinary rendition programme
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/may/22/us-extraordinary-rendition-programme

Some of My Best Friends Are Germs (let your kids play in the dirt)
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/19/magazine/say-hello-to-the-100-trillion-bacteria-that-make-up-your-microbiome.html?_r=1&

dude opens assault rifle fire inside philly strip club
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news%2Flocal&id=9112130

Japanese 3D coffee art
http://kotaku.com/3d-coffee-art-reaches-new-dizzying-heights-509019180
More crazy coffee art
http://kotaku.com/5960049/this-guys-geeky-latte-art-will-blow-your-mind/

Anyone see the Workaholics guys as The Wizards on Conan last night?
http://www.brobible.com/entertainment/article/workaholics-guys-performed-as-wizards

Oreo Dunker -- http://www.thedipr.com/

Scottish nightclub investigated over alleged spy mirror in women's toilets
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/may/20/scottish-nightclub-spy-mirror-toilets

Wolf Blitzer caresses toddler, pushes religion on atheist -
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/21/wolf-blitzer-atheist-tornado-survivor_n_3316312.html

'Soldier beheaded' in Woolwich machete attack
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10074029/Shootings-and-machete-attack-in-south-east-London-live.html
contains video of the killer with blood on his hands and machete in hand

Funny Trailer - http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=104524 (Kings of Summer) looks like a good movie

Michael McClendon, West Point Sergeant, Accused Of Filming Female Cadets In The Shower
www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/22/michael-mcclendon-west-point_n_3321353.html

Great T-shirt
http://i.imgur.com/g19dbxN.jpg

Cruisin' in your Yardie Lobo

Before Tumblr, Founder Made Mom Proud. He Quit School.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/21/technology/david-karp-quit-school-to-get-serious-about-start-ups.html?hp&_r=0

Chinese Company Says Construction On World's Tallest Building Will Begin Next Month
http://www.businessinsider.com/chinas-sky-city-to-begin-construction-2013-5

Stream the new Daft Punk Album
http://grooveshark.com/#!/album/Random+Access+Memories/8814557

Reggie Watts -- Reg Rolled - YouTube Comedy Week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6OXjnBIW-4

Google Hangouts
http://www.webopedia.com/TERM/G/google_hangouts.html
and Google Hangouts Confirmed to be Future of Google Voice
http://www.droid-life.com/2013/05/20/google-hangouts-confirmed-to-be-future-of-google-voice/

Summer Vacation? DONE.
http://www.kidrockcruise.com/

Unknown Mathematician Proves Surprising Property of Prime Numbers
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2013/05/twin-primes/

Ray Manzareck, keyboardist and founding member of The Doors passes away
http://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/music/publicist-ray-manzarek-founding-member-of-the-doors-dies-at-74-from-cancer/2013/05/20/2dec0d86-c193-11e2-9aa6-fc21ae807a8a_story.html

Dummy: Nationals reliever Ryan Mattheus punches locker, breaks hand
http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/blog/eye-on-baseball/22278073/nationals-reliever-ryan-mattheus-punches-locker-breaks-hand

Look at what this guy is wearing?!
http://deadspin.com/she-wants-the-d-508984904

Manchester City and Yankees to Own M.L.S. Franchise in New York
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/22/sports/soccer/manchester-city-and-yankees-to-own-mls-franchise-in-new-york.html?_r=0

Douche bags who probably wish they hadn't been such douche bags in the past:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/20/oklahoma-senators-disaster-relief_n_3309234.html

Probably fake, but good office pranking
http://i.imgur.com/gRFbI.jpg

DC Has America's Highest Concentration of Student Loans
http://gawker.com/dc-residents-have-more-student-loans-than-anyone-in-ame-509046953

17 year old taught himself 23 languages
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7nqtj_sXKo&feature=share

This made me LOL
http://weknowmemes.com/2012/07/do-alligators-alligate/

Phil Jackson's New Book Reveals Coach Considered Murdering Kobe Bryant Every Day After Practice http://www.theonion.com/articles/phil-jacksons-new-book-reveals-coach-considered-mu,32511/

Hundreds at ESPN losing their jobs:
http://deadspin.com/source-espn-laying-off-hundreds-509043249

Gerbils in space:
http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2013/05/21/why_are_we_still_sending_gerbils_geckos_and_mice_into_space.html

Pretty good tornado video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTpceWd8UE4

Crazy Satellite view of the tornado yesterday
http://www.flickr.com/photos/gsfc/8771762316/in/set-72157633547003397

Great article about Mariano Rivera dominating at age 43
http://espn.go.com/mlb/blog/_/name/stark_jayson/id/9294855/never-seen-anyone-mariano-rivera

Gmail shortcuts: https://support.google.com/mail/answer/6594?hl=en

Sick Graduation Gift: http://gawker.com/jann-wenners-kid-is-the-new-head-of-rollingstone-com-508921163

new xbox system, will forver change fantasy football, has rights with NFL and will become an entire entertainment system
http://mashable.com/2013/05/21/xbox-one/
Its techinical capabilities
http://kotaku.com/microsofts-marc-whitten-just-lifted-the-hood-on-the-xbo-509072559
might as well throw this in there too: http://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/the-only-post-you-need-to-read-about-the-new-xbox

Bobcats reverting back to Hornets
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/9296280/report-charlotte-bobcats-become-hornets-again

Butt Plug of my Heart ♥

Radiohead - 15 Step Cover / Interpretation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21wM3pbcHfM

21 Pictures of Dogs Surviving Bath Time
http://www.photographyblogger.net/21-pictures-of-dogs-surviving-bath-time/

Short Film: Berbricks
http://vimeo.com/66423926

Miguel Delivered A Diving Leg Drop To Two Fans At The Billboard Awards
http://deadspin.com/miguel-delivered-a-diving-leg-drop-to-two-fans-at-the-b-508802410

Story on the FB IPO:
http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2013/05/in-facebook-we-trust-what-really-happened-behind-the-biggest-ipo-flop-of-our-time/275987/

Girl on Girl action being punished
http://www.policymic.com/articles/43043/girl-on-girl-teen-romance-could-land-18-year-old-in-jail-for-15-years

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmW-ScmGRMA

Sounds like a tasty beverage
http://www.preakness.com/preakness-tradition/black-eyed-susan-official-drink-preakness

well aint that just adorable?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZzDB70d9AUU

Everything Is Rigged: The Biggest Price-Fixing Scandal Ever
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/everything-is-rigged-the-biggest-financial-scandal-yet-20130425

A male-centric blog for you males that want to be centric
http://heartiste.wordpress.com/category/guy-rules/

 Troy Tulowitzki introduces us to post-game nut-grab handshake
http://gamedayr.com/gamedayr/gif-troy-tulowitzki-post-game-nut-grab-handshake/

Apparently this is the last Stefon since Hadder is leaving the show: http://eater.com/archives/2013/05/19/watch-stefons-epic-sendoff-on-saturday-night-live.php

new Anchorman 2 trailer
http://www.thecrosbypress.com/2013/05/20/enjoy-the-newest-anchorman-2-the-legend-continues-trailer-video/

Sarah Silverman's song with Will.i.am - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2KYHLLIRYk

Female mall cops gets overly aggressive with innocent people taking photos
http://banana1015.com/overly-aggressive-mall-cop-fights-with-visitor-over-photos/

Reporter gets pantsed
http://imgur.com/IbkNYSb

Bad Sister! http://imgur.com/kqRbyRp

Raw Basghetti down your P-hole

Black Keys - Act Nice & Gentle (chill song)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhYr1Dc6u-c

Best 6 second long video ever

http://gawker.com/the-best-video-youll-see-today-is-only-six-seconds-lon-507672158

What a Harley rally looks like in China - http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/05/harley-davidson-national-rally-in-china/100515/

How a 1980s war scare became a full blown crisis - http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2013/05/able-archer-scare

Watching gifs in reverse makes everything better - http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2013/05/gifs-in-reverse-are-the-new-gifs-not-in-reverse/#page/1

Video of Toronto Mayor smoking crack for sale - http://gawker.com/for-sale-a-video-of-toronto-mayor-rob-ford-smoking-cra-507736569
And http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/2013/05/16/toronto_mayor_rob_ford_in_crack_cocaine_video_scandal.html

Classic paintings of modern celebrities - http://www.lostateminor.com/2013/05/15/classic-paintings-modernized-with-celebrity-faces/

Why are so many diplomatic crises sparked by fishermen? - http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2013/05/16/why_are_so_many_diplomatic_crises_sparked_by_fishermen

Familiarize yourself with the aww yiss meme

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/aww-yiss

Squishy LOLZ http://i.imgur.com/eKoZOYA.jpg

This kid is awesome, great first pitch: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/trending/Johnny-Manziel-shot-a-79-at-Pebble-Beach-hit-a-home-run-at-Padres-BP-and-threw-the-best-first-pitch-ever.html

No More Smuggling: Many Cured Italian Meats Coming To America

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2013/05/16/184553890/no-more-smuggling-many-cured-italian-meats-coming-to-america

LOLZ inducing Sports Names

http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/the-5-funniest-sports-names-of-all-time/

Phyllis from THE OFFICE was once a cheerleader

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/%E2%80%98the-office%E2%80%99-star-phyllis-smith%E2%80%99s-cheerleader-and-burlesque-dancer-past.html

3 Days of Backed up E-Jack comin' atchya

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Anthony Bourdain's Career for your left testicle, deal?

Ann Coulter being Ann Coulter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJGi110hIzQ

Police Say Man Sexually Abused His Peacock
http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/dupage-county-roselle-sexual-abuse-peacock-206997171.html

I guess you could say her vagina is melliferous
melliferous \muh-LIF-er-uhs\, adjective:
   -- yielding or producing honey.

This rail is for you, Mom. http://www.lememe.com/archives/31643

13 Pictures of Snoop Dogg Looking Out of Place
http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/bf0e6a8424/pictures-of-snoop-dogg-looking-out-of-place

Former Lions receiver Titus Young arrested for the third time in a week after break-in
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/former-lions-receiver-titus-young-arrested-third-time-185642710.html

New Raekwon song- http://pitchfork.com/news/50692-listen-new-raekwon-son-of-sam/

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out
http://www.theonion.com/articles/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten,32401/

This Is The Most Epic Finish To A Sporting Event So Far In 2013
http://extramustard.si.com/2013/05/13/this-is-the-most-epic-finish-to-a-sporting-event-so-far-in-2013/

2 new viruses could both spark global outbreaks
http://wtop.com/209/3320110/2-new-viruses-could-both-spark-global-outbreaks

Footage shows chaotic New Orleans parade shooting
http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/13/justice/louisiana-shooting/index.html
and straight up time lapse footage: http://www.youtube.com/embed/BYwDHfAJhic

Semi-NSFW -
Booty Shaking Underwater in HD http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=T7urhYvwzRA

COMEDY NEWS: Apparently, when he's not cutting hair, Zach Galifianakis is living in a haunted house with Tim & Eric. Well, that's at least what his new Adult Swim pilot would like you to believe. EntitledTim & Eric's Bedtime Stories: Zach's Haunted House, the show would feature those three knuckleheads as relatives whose grandfather dies and leaves them each $1,000, but in order to collect, they must live in his haunted mansion for the rest of their lives. Just a guess, but it'll probably be super weird

Arrested Development' Season 4 Trailer Debuts Online
http://mashable.com/2013/05/13/arrested-development-season-4-trailer/

took long enough
darren rovell @darrenrovell51s
McDonald's tells @BurgerBusiness it is introducing a thick cut bacon to put on its burgers.

for you 24 fans, series finishing with 12 episodes.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/24-returning-fox-as-event-521653

Cool documentary about astronauts and how their perspective is irrevocably changed from looking at earth from space - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHMIfOecrlo

Taco Bell Is Debuting A Waffle Taco
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/taco-bell-is-debuting-a-waffle-taco

Everything we know is a lie: The gas pump karaoke people are actors
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/trending/Everything-we-know-is-a-lie-The-gas-pump-karaoke-couple-are-actors.html

Don't you hate it when your farts smell like your roommate's jizz?

One World Trade is now the tallest building in the western hemisphere - http://www.today.com/news/cheers-erupt-spire-tops-one-world-trade-center-1C9870947

Culturally unique breakfasts from around the world - http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/breakfasts-around-the-world

Grammar rules everyone should follow - http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2013/may/09/grammar-rules-everyone-know?CMP=twt_gu

Florida perp escapes cops but gets caught by gator - http://edition.cnn.com/2013/05/10/justice/florida-gator-arrest/index.html

Guy loses virginity at 25 to a hooker hired by his mom - http://thehairpin.com/2013/05/my-brother-my-mother-and-a-call-girl-named-monique

BBQ Dragon will get your charcoal grill going in less than 10 minutes - http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1025864883/bbq-dragon-the-barbecue-and-fire-supercharger

Reddit's amateur porn star girls - http://www.dailydot.com/society/reddit-gone-wild-photos-interview-history/

Diesel Truck explodes on on-ramp http://www.wgal.com/news/susquehanna-valley/dauphin/fiery-crash-shuts-down-part-of-i81-in-dauphin-county/-/9704162/20075516/-/nh3puxz/-/index.html

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults (this is kind of LAME)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/reasons-kids-are-pretty-much-just-tiny-drunk-adults

Ween - Bananas and Blow (chill song)  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gd87JmkAkE

John McCain Introduces Bill That Would Ban Sports TV Blackouts
http://deadspin.com/john-mccain-introduces-bill-that-would-ban-sports-tv-bl-498949395

This will make you angry
Here's How Rich You'd Be If You'd Bought Apple Stock Instead Of Its Gadgets
http://www.businessinsider.com/had-you-invested-in-apple-stock-instead-2013-5?op=1

NSFW!  Chick at UMD party blows dude in a blow-up pool!
www.betcheslovethis.com/article/blow-job-umd-video-blow-up-pool

we shoulda done this long ago
New Gold Bond  No Mess Powder Spray Introduced by Sanofi's Chattem
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/new-gold-bond-no-mess-powder-spray-introduced-by-sanofis-chattem-2013-05-06

Husband won't let wife wear troll mask to bed in TLC's 'My Crazy Obsessions'
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/husband-won-wife-wear-troll-mask-bed-article-1.1339289#ixzz2StcquSzg

Ryan Gosling won't eat his cereal
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/ryan-gosling-wont-eat-his-cereal-is-basically-the-best-thing

Owner: Redskins will 'never' change
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9259866/daniel-snyder-says-washington-redskins-never-change-team-name

After 16 days buried in Bangladesh: 'I'm alive!'
http://edition.cnn.com/2013/05/10/world/asia/bangladesh-building-collapse/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

This guy shuts down people who say gays choose to be gay by asking them, "when did you choose to be straight?" Done.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QJtjqLUHYoY

Giant Rhinos (unfortunately, no rendered photos of them titan dongs)
http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/05/07/the-last-of-the-rhinoceros-titans/

'Mounting Evidence' Boston Bombers Involved in 2011 Triple Murder
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/mounting-evidence-boston-bombers-involved-2011-triple-murder/story?id=19151271#.UY0tbMqwD-V

Modern day Spiccoli's interview after his flip-out (which was blasted yesterday):
http://hypervocal.com/news/2013/jeff-bliss-interview-bad-teacher/#

Y'all Don't know me! I'm FROM FLORIDA!
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/2-sisters-go-to-cheating-boyfriends-house-knock-down-his-door-and-begin-assaulting-people-florida/

Michael Jordan - Star Wars (Martin and Charlie Sheen) 1986
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JQhRklAIqa0

Sarah Silverman - Fête des Pets (comical) Fart party
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlQA17vK7AY

Highest paid public jobs per state: http://deadspin.com/infographic-is-your-states-highest-paid-employee-a-co-489635228

"Mashin on the Motorway" by DJ Shadow (NSFW audio): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3wRBV5dVAQ

"Blood on the Motorway" by DJ Shadow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5OGk9N8Y5s

Most Important Thing You Can Learn For Your Life - http://www.ribbonfarm.com/2009/10/07/the-gervais-principle-or-the-office-according-to-the-office/ (someone blasted Peter principle yesterday)

http://beyoncearthistory.tumblr.com/

Lame Leno Skit Turns Unexpectedly Amazing Thanks to Incredible Couple
http://gawker.com/lame-leno-skit-turns-unexpectedly-amazing-thanks-to-inc-499730705
(watch the video at the bottom too, the girl cleans up nice)

Is Jay-Z a time-traveller?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4920609/jay-z-appears-to-be-a-time-traveller.html

PANTY MELTER! http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/5/9/16/anigif_enhanced-buzz-647-1368129721-23.gif

Squishy NSFW! Me likey! http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/squishy-girls-g2.gif

butt fits

I like today's word of the day:

whangdoodle \HWANG-dood-l, WANG-\, noun:

a fanciful creature of undefined nature.

    A whangdoodle would eat ten Oompa-Loompas for breakfast and come galloping back for a second helping.
    -- Roald Dahl, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, 1964
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The Holy Grail of Battle Re-enactments
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/09/sports/battle-of-the-nations-a-holy-grail-of-battle-re-enactments.html?_r=1&hp=&adxnnl=1&adxnnlx=1368100996-rGFyagIBZLJ7+GbvPJMdRg

No more talking shit on DC and electing/re-electing Marion Barry- http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/08/us/south-carolina-election-a-referendum-on-sanford.html

Send this GIF to your sig. other ASAP
http://i.imgur.com/S4Tq3xp.gif

This makes me feel old:
@vulture: ICYMI: The classic SNL sketch about living in a van down by the river aired 20 years ago yesterday. http://t.co/N0ZIkMg4PX

This isnt how skydiving is supposed to work - http://videos.digg.com/post/49948942943/this-isnt-how-skydiving-is-supposed-to-work

$40,000 a night - Hookers at Cannes - http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/hookers-at-cannes-40000-a-497667

Violence in Disney animated films - http://laughingsquid.com/supercut-of-violence-in-disney-animated-films/

America's worst housing project, in LA, is being gentrified - http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/watts-is-being-gentrified

Crazy story about a rich guy who builds a house in the jungles of Costa Rica, goes crazy, and ends up dead - http://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/Love-and-Madness-in-the-Jungle.html

How the human brain sees a 100 mph fastball - http://io9.com/how-the-human-brain-sees-a-100-mph-fastball-496401422

For all the bros scorned by a woman's calloused, cold heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsy7TQN78C4


10 gifs that show how a car works - http://jalopnik.com/ten-gifs-that-explain-how-a-car-works-495996770

US Navy spent $37B on a ship that doesnt work... USA! USA! USA! - http://www.popsci.com/technology/article/2013-05/us-navy-spends-37-billion-ship-that-barely-works

SPOILER ALERT! Craziest twist endings to movies ever - http://flavorwire.com/390248/the-most-batshit-insane-twist-endings-in-movie-history

hm, interesting: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Principle

Toronto Maple Leafs Lose, WAGs Exchange Death Eyes
http://deadspin.com/toronto-maple-leafs-lose-wags-exchange-death-eyes-497348635

15 Photos Of A Week Of Groceries From Different Countries Around The World
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/15-photos-of-a-week-of-groceries-from-different-countries-around-the-world/

Scumbag Fox News. http://i.imgur.com/OQ7Jezk.jpg

Silly GoT Comic. Don't click if you're behind, as it may be a spoiler. http://i.imgur.com/AKSnHZ0.jpg

Kids trying foods for the first time http://media.goodfood.com.au/selections/children-react-to-foods-first-taste-4252613.html

High school kid's rant to his teacher's face - http://hypervocal.com/news/2013/teacher-rant-spicoli/

31 arrested in complex diamond heist
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22447516

Much better auto-tune of Charles Ramsey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6xdZ0_s9568

Airel Castro is one F'ed up dude...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6xdZ0_s9568

Crazy and sad story:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/family-of-victoria-kong-mourns-death-of-grandmother-who-wandered-from-airport/2013/05/08/e4f3fc12-b72c-11e2-b94c-b684dda07add_story.html

Sounds like we got ourselves a C-Word --> http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/super-page/is-this-the-chick-that-gave-joakim-noah-the-finger-last-night-when-he-was-ejected/
more on that psycho: http://deadspin.com/the-bird-flipping-miami-fan-was-once-accused-of-murderi-498713885

Dominated! http://www.lememe.com/archives/31582

Puss is moist on cap hill right now:
https://vine.co/v/b2VVVDuvJE0

Kiss Cam Break-up, probably fake --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE88upiaSyg

Old Spock Vs New Spock - Hilarious Audi Ad
http://www.buzzfeed.com/joshp23/old-spock-vs-new-spock-hilarious-audi-ad-akq6

new FOX logo: http://gawker.com/here-is-twentieth-century-foxs-new-logo-498873350

Krasinski vs. Fallon: Epic Lipsynch Battle
http://video.vulture.com/video/Krasinski-vs-Fallon-Epic-Lipsyn#c=BY93YR2LGHY1MKGG&t=Krasinski%20vs.%20Fallon:%20Epic%20Lipsynch%20Battle

May you all find a lady that makes you sing this song in your heart, or whatever is left of your heart... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUJpRSLQ2kg

Missing White Woman Syndrom a la BBC - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22441124