Gooseberries

For you Robin Thicke Fans: http://whatrhymeswithhug.me/

Excellent explanation of Syria conflict without much political bias
http://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/1l6qzo/eli5_the_united_states_involvement_with_syria_and/

Diff b/w Shia and Sunni for you n00bs: http://www.economist.com/blogs/economist-explains/2013/05/economist-explains-19


QuestLove's Outward Blues:
http://www.nybooks.com/blogs/nyrblog/2013/aug/21/questloves-outward-blues/

Good Read: federal investments create temporary market bubbles that eventually fuel new industries:
http://www.foreignaffairs.com/articles/137044/william-h-janeway/the-good-news-about-the-next-economic-bubble

Berlusconi: Holding Italy Hostage
http://www.nybooks.com/blogs/nyrblog/2013/aug/24/holding-italy-hostage/

This is what your knee will look like after 24 surgeries
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/former-bengals-lb-reggie-williams-had-24-surgeries-160141006.html

Would you bang Bashir Al-Assad's wife?
https://www.google.com/search?q=bashar+al-assad&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=zO0dUpOdEves4AOuyICwAg&sqi=2&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=812#fp=4654a7d0bb36e6d4&q=asma+al-assad&tbm=isch&imgdii=_

Gifs on gifs on gifs - http://www.heavy.com/social/2013/08/best-funny-sports-gifs-football-baseball-soccer/

Miley Twerking On Things We Should Talk About
http://mileycyrustwerkingonreality.tumblr.com/?og=1

Crazy Japanese Pranksters.  This is actually an incredibly real looking Raptor suit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZGNk8pUj4Y

The New iPhone Could Reboot Outdoor Advertising
http://mashable.com/2013/08/27/iphone-nfc-advertising/

Aaron Hernandez might have been one of the NFL's all-time greats, but he could never escape drugs, guns and a life of violence
http://www.rollingstone.com/feature/the-gangster-in-the-huddle

 The Dark Tower: The Gunslinger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8pZ_l70qLI
The Dark Tower II: The Drawing of the Three: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG-JcSE1_RE
The Dark Tower III: The Waste Lands: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOXkj_PctCU
The Dark Tower IV: Wizard and Glass: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PrTwGnELJU


Married biker desperate to sell motorcycle after getting girlfriend pregnant
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/pic-married-biker-posts-hilarious-classified-ad-article-1.1439127

Morgan Freeman explains TWERKING
http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/morgan-freeman-as-hln-anchor-explains-twerking_b193893

I just learned that these exist. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark-sky_preserve Pretty neato.

How To Score A Seat On A Private Jet For Less Than You'd Pay To Fly Business Class
http://www.businessinsider.com/how-to-get-a-cheap-seat-on-a-private-jet-2013-8

This really made me LOLZ
http://i.imgur.com/nc16jqk.jpg

FUNNY COMIC
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/win-and-lose-20.jpg?w=500&h=1090

one punch knock-out (Canadians apologize after knocking someone out)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtf3qvhU_Mw

Eva Mendes' ferocious sexual appetite has me all boned up
http://www.gossipcop.com/ryan-gosling-eva-mendes-sex-fighting-fight/

Boa constrictor eats howler monkey
http://www.livescience.com/39172-boa-constrictor-eats-howler-monkey.html

Matt Stafford's GF acting risque/sexy
http://bustedcoverage.com/2013/08/28/kelly-hall-drunken-bikini-modeling-in-costa-rica/

Slippery when wet

Silly GIF ragging on ole Miley Cyrus

http://31.media.tumblr.com/cc3f076ed51ab58d61a9f0fcf74549cc/tumblr_ms5th1jwpJ1ru5h8co1_500.gif

Richard Feynman was divorced for doing too much calculus (Great quick bio)
http://www.theguardian.com/science/2011/may/15/quantum-man-richard-feynman-review

The Pussy Snorkel (semi-NSFW)
http://i.imgur.com/jUBObvS.jpg

The 30 Best Miley Cyrus VMA Memes — Feat. Hank Hill's Butt
http://www.heavy.com/social/2013/08/miley-cyrus-vma-2013-memes-reactions-funny/2/

METS Bro love: http://www.barstoolsports.com/nyc/super-page/i-need-a-hug-too/

This is fascinating Reddit AMA with some Colorado cops regarding their new marijuana laws:
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1l4nuv/iama_matt_murray_chief_of_staff_for_the_denver/

This will get you in the feels...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaORkxtO-3o

very mildly NSFW (don't be a pussy) A real wang-lifter of a gif --> http://31.media.tumblr.com/17a4315ef2d0777b25d642979b8245d2/tumblr_mpq1v6G2XS1sv6ur0o1_500.gif

Syria Defiant: "We Will Defend Ourselves Using All Means Available"
http://gawker.com/obama-orders-release-of-report-justifying-air-strike-in-1205362037/1206627754

THE D.C. Taxicab Commission has promulgated rules that threaten to make it harder for Uber and other car-dispatch enterprises to offer new services.  http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/the-dc-taxicab-commissions-uber-problem/2013/08/26/a0538428-0b38-11e3-9941-6711ed662e71_story.html

Dispatch From The Future: Uber To Purchase 2,500 Driverless Cars From Google
http://techcrunch.com/2013/08/25/uberauto/

Breaking Bad Spoiler (sort of) - Hank and Marie Watch The Video Music Awards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8UUD3zyu7Ek#t=14

Washington DC to bid for 2024 Summer Olympics
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/OLY_DC_2024?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-08-27-09-51-11

Some of you may have been there... liquor store 1 block from my house...
"Good Libations" sells business to new buyer, new buyer remodels, takes out bulletproof glass, re-opens for business, gets robbed twice in one 24 hour period http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/liquor-store-in-mount-vernon-robbed-twice/2013/08/23/5144e32e-0c21-11e3-9941-6711ed662e71_story.html
and http://www.popville.com/2013/08/newly-opened-kiflus-liquors-wine-spirits-robbed-twice-in-24-hours/

Dude does crazy wedding proposal!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gnPJ3GYQG8

Tortellini, The Dumpling Inspired By Venus' Navel
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2013/08/27/210555719/tortellini-the-dumpling-inspired-by-venus-navel
and there is an app for that: https://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=676588559&mt=8

Simple (some would say lame) USA hockey jerseys
http://deadspin.com/u-s-olympic-hockey-jerseys-revealed-1207854014

For movie buffs: http://www.rogerebert.com/mzs/from-the-archives-the-first-profile-of-wes-anderson-and-owen-wilson

For Stephen King/Dark Tower nerds
http://www.cafepress.com/stephenking/10323400  and http://www.cafepress.com/stephenking/10319339

Couple Caught Having Sex On Soccer Pitch
http://deadspin.com/couple-caught-having-sex-on-soccer-pitch-1208001517
"No word on whether the man was able to get off a blooter in time."

New Madden 25 Commercial Spot - Running Back Sons:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qrrAxD7hOM

This one really made me LOLZ. Goldman Sachs Announces They're Blowing Up A Nursing Home And There's Nothing Anyone Can Do About It
http://www.theonion.com/articles/goldman-sachs-announces-theyre-blowing-up-a-nursin,33612/

Spiller's gonna be running with a chip on his shoulder this year - http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/c-j-spiller-leaves-buffalo-bills-family-tragic-160210850.html

The New Fiery Doritos Locos Taco Is a Triumph of Human Ingenuity and the Best Bargain in Fast Food Today http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2013/08/22/fiery_doritos_locos_taco.html?wpisrc=obnetwork

Zombie fighting bike
http://uncrate.com/stuff/realtree-x-cogburn-cb4-hunting-bike/

holy cow... this is crazy... especially read the section under "Hitman"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Solonik

This is what $50 Million can buy you:
http://www.trulia.com/property/3094301454-5880-Lake-Wildcat-Rd-Snowmass-Village-CO-81615?ecampaign=con_eyecandy&eurl=http%3A%2Fwww.trulia.com%2Fproperty%2F3094301454-5880-Lake-Wildcat-Rd-Snowmass-Village-CO-81615#photo-28

Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! : Child Showcase (real weird)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6UWhP0Jxis

15 Mistakes Guys Are Making With Their Suits
www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/27/suit-mistakes_n_3814204.html

I don't know how i feel about the word "twerk" just yet...

I don't plan on seeing this movie in theaters...but I don't know which review to believe:

http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/movies/2013/08/edgar_wright_s_the_world_s_end_starring_simon_pegg_reviewed.html and
http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/movies/the_world_end_can_come_soon_enough_uvgs90ObNB1yKzAniXpucP

The evolution of RG3's hair
1.  http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/robert-griffin-III-500x375.jpg
2. http://wbbh.images.worldnow.com/images/17735270_BG1.jpg
3. http://daytonatimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/130815_dt_sports03.jpg

Interesting little story from a woman who was racially profiled:
http://www.upworthy.com/one-easy-thing-all-white-people-could-do-that-would-make-the-world-a-better-place-5

Skank: http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/26/showbiz/music/miley-cyrus-mtv-vmas-gaga/index.html?hpt=hp_t1 This pic of Will Smith and his family during it is priceless- https://twitter.com/NYDreamVillain/status/371810086723010561/photo/1

Ben Affleck next Batman: http://variety.com/2013/film/news/ben-affleck-is-the-new-batman-1200586881/

In case you UBER (car service) fans didn't know...
http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-lyft-1-million-washington-dc-20130808,0,7393862.story

Fart 411
http://www.davidstuff.com/humor/farts.htm

Breaking Bad sings Remix to Ignition: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hn5_-PON1U

Best prison attack ever http://gifs.gifbin.com/052011/1305637420_prison-attack.gif and in reverse: http://gifs.gifbin.com/052011/reverse-1305637420_prison-attack.gif

drugged up guy parties and over takes German chancellor's plane
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2398368/Turkish-bodybuilder-Volkan-T-broke-Merkels-plane-party-ecstasy-marijuana.html

Good Cartoon: http://www.nicefunnyjokes.com/images/visual-jokes/cartoons/for-the-record-i-came-first-cefjhjkoacfhdfgk.jpg

I've heard good things about this documentary, "Sound City"
http://buy.soundcitymovie.com/

Man catches 7-foot shark in Sullivan's Island surf
http://www.abcnews4.com/story/23241688/man-catches-7-fott-shark-in-sullivans-island-surf

The first photos of the birth of a star:
http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2013/08/22/photos-moment-of-violent-starbirth-captured/

iPhone shots of Sandy's devastation (I guess a book is coming out?):
http://www.fastcodesign.com/1673283/14-stunning-iphone-photos-taken-during-hurricane-sandy#1

Helicopter Lands At Salisbury Strip Club To Deliver Tiny Exotic Dancer
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2013/08/23/helicopter-lands-at-salisbury-strip-club-to-deliver-tiny-exotic-dancer/

Quarter Chicken Dark (Chill Song) .. Yo-yo Ma playing with some old timey finger pickin boys...pretty good stuff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7xqomuWVSY

Another combo with Yo-Yo Ma and them boys (chill song)
Attaboy (Live) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-31e8Nlujw&list=PL7C376C005BEA170E

Lamar Odom is addicted to crack, has been missing for 3 days http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/lamar-odom-missing-kardashians-fear-drug-binge-report-article-1.1436592

Graphs of the world's biggest hacks & data breaches:
http://www.fastcoexist.com/3016022/visualized/visualizing-the-worlds-biggest-data-breaches

Cryogenic Frog Freezing Chambers:
http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2013/08/21/how-the-alaska-wood-frog-survives-being-frozen/

Deltron 3030 announces North American tour, complete with 16-piece backing orchestra
http://www.avclub.com/articles/deltron-3030-announce-north-american-tour-complete,101986/

dark Noir posters for super heroes
http://printbench.com/superhero-noir-posters/

Kendrick Lamar guest appeared on a Big Sean song and called rappers out for being lame. Its getting a lot of attention because 1. its dead on and 2. he executes it quite well. http://www.npr.org/blogs/therecord/2013/08/21/214145432/the-blast-radius-of-kendrick-lamars-control-verse Even Phil Jackson responded to it via Twitter, but apparently took it down.

Rockies Coach Lectures Young Phillies Fan Before Giving Him Baseball
http://deadspin.com/rockies-coach-lectures-young-phillies-fan-before-giving-1185046835

This is sick, not in a good way
http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/23/us/world-war-vet-beating-death/

HAHAHA, LOLZ!
http://imgur.com/5GLnm6k

2 fast 2 many chromosomes
http://imgur.com/gallery/1ZB82Ax

Semi-NSFW - BUTTER FINGERS VINE
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/you-simply-have-to-match-this-catch-you-just-have-to/

David McCullough Wondering How Much Scratch He Could Shake Out Of Frederick Douglass
http://www.theonion.com/articles/david-mccullough-wondering-how-much-scratch-he-cou,33515/

Joe Flacco Couldn't Understand A Damn Thing Ray Lewis Said
http://deadspin.com/joe-flacco-couldnt-understand-a-damn-thing-ray-lewis-s-1189529920

Greg oden's Boner (I guess it's SFW.... )
http://bustedcoverage.com/2013/08/23/greg-oden-looks-very-very-excited-to-be-on-south-beach/

HA! girl get absolutley demolished by runaway dumpster
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4ZSqxWko2Q

Short Film About Smartphone Overuse Is Smart, Poignant, Depressing
http://gawker.com/short-film-about-smartphone-overuse-is-smart-poignant-1189811144

rebuttal piece to the "10 DC Guys We've All Dated"
http://www.clotureclub.com/2013/08/10-dc-women-theyve-all-dated/
(this list is pretty generic and lame)

Video of 350 lbs. Marlin jumping into a boat....with humans on board...
http://www.businessinsider.com/350-pound-marlin-jumps-into-a-boat-2013-8

This song is the shit. Video is kinda NSFW so maybe wait till you get home or watch on your phone. The song is about a New Years party that went on for 2 days. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nq3Ls6kzeE

Heavenly Beat - Complete (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riaj0dewWTk

Chris Christie had a crazy FUPA going on at the Little League World Series
http://larrybrownsports.com/everything-else/chris-christie-fupa-little-league-world-series/201755

Rex Ryan Melts Down In Press Conference
http://deadspin.com/rex-ryan-melts-down-in-press-conference-1196766948?autoplay=1

Update: No, That Wasn't Will Smith Reacting to Miley Cyrus http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2013/08/26/will_smith_and_jaden_smith_reaction_to_miley_cyrus_at_the_vmas_no_that_wasn.html

LOLZ GIF!
http://i.imgur.com/8bxHr9R.jpg

LOLZ Graffiti
http://imgur.com/a/LtrGm

Battle of the sexes tennis match between Billie Jean King, Bobby Riggs an 'elaborate mob setup' http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/battle_riggs_elaborate_sexes_matchup_u8JEKgnU2sRoVnm6mUgWVN

Damnit, Larry. http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/201308/nbaer-may-have-gotten-misspelled-tattoo He shouldn't try to tat over it to correct it- he should tattoo a little autocorrect popup box above it with the correct spelling.

Dishwasher Cooking: Make Your Dinner While Cleaning The Plates
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2013/08/25/214799882/dishwasher-cooking-make-your-dinner-while-cleaning-the-plates

Let Me Explain Why Miley Cyrus' VMA Performance Was Our Top Story This Morning
By Meredith Artley, Managing Editor Of CNN.com
http://www.theonion.com/articles/let-me-explain-why-miley-cyrus-vma-performance-was,33632/

That tadpole is making good frogress

Ladder golf plus polish horseshoes - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb31nNUoMQQ#t=21

Leonosis didn't like that Grantland ranking of the Zards - http://extramustard.si.com/2013/08/20/ted-leonsis-is-salty-about-the-wizards-spot-in-grantlands-nba-team-name-rankings/

Doc Rivers first day on the job - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7bss0Z4OZ4

Prevent Cancer: http://cooiestpics.likes.com/how-to-drastically-reduce-your-chances-of-getting-cancer

CIA, Mosaddegh and Noam Chomsky
http://video.msnbc.msn.com/rachel-maddow/52797624#52797624

Chris Paul dominates top players in HS & college basketball at his CP3 Elite guard camp - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CZBZD58OEY

This batman animation is weird and hilarious - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YftPkUd_CY

the video that Bradley Manning leaked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0I6S8mva-s

NYC before/after shots:
http://www.nyc-grid.com/

The Eagles And Phillies Shared A Porn Collection At The Vet
http://deadspin.com/the-eagles-and-phillies-shared-a-porn-collection-at-the-1182454565

Best Friends: Tiger and Ape
http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/209429/slide_209429_694944_free.jpg?1349716180000

After Sentencing, Manning Says, 'I Am Female'
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/23/us/bradley-manning-says-he-is-female.html

Send this to the girl you have a crush on: http://tinyurl.com/kfhfbvr

I like this Bear: http://tinyurl.com/kx2xefl

How to disable a woman: http://m.imgur.com/s7bHz

Kid's mom punches skateboarder: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b82_1376659653

Philly is Ugly: https://vimeo.com/72350006

Massive Database Of Squirrels Eating Pizza Uncovered (I really like this)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/samimain/massive-database-of-squirrels-eating-pizza-uncovered

Peter Dinklage hula-hooping in a gay bar
http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/08/whenever-youre-feeling-down-look-at-this-photo-of-peter-dinklage-hula-hooping/

Ramen Burger
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/fuck-the-cronut-the-ramen-burger-is-the-new-craze-in-new-york-city/

When Cronuts Attack
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2013/08/22/toronto-cne-cronut-investigation-illness.html

Birth Control Pills Affect Women's Taste in Men
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=birth-control-pills-affect-womens-taste

Louisiana sink hole swallows a dozen trees in seconds (only need to watch the first minute):
http://www.businessinsider.com/louisiana-sinkhole-swallows-trees-2013-8

Recent damage from sink hole in FL:
http://www.businessinsider.com/massive-sinkhole-near-disney-world-2013-8

Where do all the fatties in America live? (check out DC)
http://www.economist.com/blogs/graphicdetail/2013/08/daily-chart-13

NSFW Scissor-sex-scene from some movie:  Laura Fraser & Ruta Gedmintas
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xfo4va_laura-fraser-ruta-gedmintas_redband

Shazam knows what's up (vine video won't work in Firefox, FYI)
https://vine.co/v/hh69JYFwOrv

Swollen Natties ...Mmmmm...

Gamer's mind-bendingly fast Tetris race hailed as 'greatest achievement in the history of gaming' http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/watch_gamer_history_bendingly_gaming_DTkF6q0pVLLNhBOJ1RUxXP

gibbous \GIB-uhs\, adjective:
1. Astronomy. (of a heavenly body) convex at both edges, as the moon when more than half full.
2. humpbacked

A group of circus lions attack their Russian trainers (action starts about half-way)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wApXyfb8yH0

 Second Hand Wedding Embarrassment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSkHMSKgIWs

The Price is Right - The Greatest Come On Down EVER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ckF9VCFBK8

Study Finds No Link Between Hallucinogens And Mental Problems
http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2013/08/19/213550995/study-finds-no-link-between-hallucinogens-and-mental-problems?sc=17&f=1001

iPhone Snatching theft on DC METRO video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIolkbtCwwQ

 I am so rich you can take and destroy my $450k car cause I ain't paying that ticket
http://www.digitaltrends.com/international/450000-lamborghini-faces-crusher-after-cops-seize-supercar/

Ugh! We've all been there bros!
http://www.clotureclub.com/2013/08/10-dc-guys-weve-all-dated/

Romanian Princess Arrested In Oregon Cockfighting Ring
http://deadspin.com/romanian-princess-arrested-in-oregon-cockfighting-ring-1168047235

NSFW - Top 30 Brazilian Pornstars 2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCtu6v4-Aic

India: the Story You Never Wanted to Hear
http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-1023053

8-Year-Old Never Ages, Could Reveal 'Biological Immortality'
http://gma.yahoo.com/8-old-11-pounds-never-ages-040317717--abc-news-health.html

Horrifying Images In Syria After What May Have Been The Worst Chemical Weapons Attack In Decades (really FUCKED up footage)
http://www.businessinsider.com/reported-chemical-weapons-attack-in-syria-2013-8

Judge sentences Bradley Manning to 35 years
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/judge-to-sentence-bradley-manning-today/2013/08/20/85bee184-09d0-11e3-b87c-476db8ac34cd_story.html

'Shamboiling': The Newest Drug Trend Among Teens.
http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-842558

Interesting "ASK SCIENCE" post on Reddit:
Q: Scientists of Reddit: What's craziest or weirdest thing in your field that you suspect is true but is not yet supported fully by data?

Top Voted Answer:
This is kind of out there, but I believe hormonal birth control plays a role in a subset of divorces and in the birth of children with poor immune systems. I think most people are familiar with the t-shirt study that found women were attracted to the smell of men with dissimilar immune systems and that they felt t-shirts with similar immune systems smelled like their father or brother.

Women on hormonal birth control did not perform well in that study - they often picked similar immune systems as more attractive. A massive percentage of women are on birth control during their dating years and when they meet their husbands. After marriage, another percentage of those women will stop taking hormonal birth control in order to have children. What happens then?

If you have a woman who marries a man who is a poor genetic match - someone she may not have wanted to be with if she wasn't on birth control - when she goes off of her birth control, it stands to reason that her perception of her husband may change. Given that her body and personality will be going through a change while her hormones are re-regulated, her husband's view of her may change as well. It would not surprise me if this subconscious change contributes to divorce rates. In addition, should those hypothetical people have children, the child may have a poorer immune system due to the lack of genetic variance between its parents.

Edit: Ladies, please don't let this scare you off of your hormonal birth control. The point of this thread was to share something weird that *isn't fully supported by data.* I do not have any studies that say that these changes in odor preference actually cause divorce or poor genetic variance in children. Mate selection is confusing and odor is not the only determining factor (you don't need a scientist to tell you that!) The only pieces of information here that are supported by any data are that women are capable of smelling similar and dissimilar immune systems and that their ability to do that may be altered when they are on birth control. Nothing more.

No Charges For Cab Driver Who Cost Tourist Her Foot
http://gothamist.com/2013/08/21/no_charges_for_cab_driver_who_sever.php

Syria 411: http://www.understandingwar.org/backgrounder/opposition-advances-damascus

For bros looking for brick oven style pizza on their grill:
http://www.kettlepizza.com/Outdoor-Pizza-Oven-Kit-How-It-works-s/1822.htm

Official Call of Duty: Ghosts Multiplayer Reveal Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2uN1gwxM8o

S&P to Fight for Evidence U.S. Suit Was Political Payback
http://www.businessweek.com/news/2013-08-19/s-and-p-to-fight-for-evidence-u-dot-s-dot-lawsuit-was-politically-motivated

LOLZ GIF
http://24.media.tumblr.com/d3d9c04cce29d44f4b93a8f5589d0345/tumblr_mrt7hpsVxe1soe35wo1_250.gif

Eminem's latest single... soundtrack on the previous linked Call of Duty trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1Af8RrmLPY

Long, but good, 'DEAL WITH IT' GIF
http://i.imgur.com/3NcnuUZ.gif

Dog vs. Human race GIF LOLZ
http://i.imgur.com/UPXz88T.gif

Wilt Chamberlain in 4th grade. Can you find him?
 https://twitter.com/si_vault/status/370181689567227904/photo/1

LOLZ! Women Drivers... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI_0e5RfmPA

Science has reached its pinnacle, because hazelnut spread infused with marijuana is now a thing. http://www.buzzfeed.com/sbkasulke/pot-nutella-is-a-thing-everything-is-beautiful-and-nothing-h

These Solar-Powered Giant Winged Drones Could Replace Satellites
http://gizmodo.com/these-solar-powered-giant-winged-drones-could-replace-s-1178053714

Super Hot Model Broad's Twitter - NSFW Pics: https://twitter.com/emilyflorence91
SUPER NSFW --> https://twitter.com/emilyflorence91/status/369834450726957057/photo/1

Sansa Stark's actress adopted her real-life direwolf
http://io9.com/sansa-starks-actress-adopted-her-real-life-direwolf-1166195026

Cool map of USA: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/files/2013/08/equal_pop_maps.jpg

I don't like saying "Sunday Funday"

Amazing Twitters - http://www.avclub.com/articles/patton-oswalt-won-twitter-over-the-weekend-with-a,101788/

An American Coach in London: NBC Sports Premier League Film: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KeG_i8CWE8

Wold Cup Tickets went on sale: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23765810

Australian player killed by 'bored' teens http://www.wtop.com/209/3426634/Police-Baseball-player-killed-by-bored-teens-for-fun

Bank of America Summer Intern Dies After Pulling Three 'All-Nighters'
http://gawker.com/bank-of-america-summer-intern-dies-after-pulling-three-1171258381

Pufferfish nests: www.newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2013/08/15/whats-this-mysterious-circle-on-the-seafloor/

Chapelle's Coming Back: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/18/arts/dave-chappelle-returns-to-stand-up-with-stories-to-tell.html?pagewanted=all&_r=1&

Schools are too hostile to boys... the continuing pussification of American men - http://ideas.time.com/2013/08/19/school-has-become-too-hostile-to-boys/

 The Definitive Guide to NBA Team Names, Part 1
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9581428/the-definitive-guide-nba-team-names-part-1

DC Cheap Eats 2013 - http://www.washingtonian.com/features/food-drink/cheap-eats-2013/

Taglio For Hair

Commissioner's Note:

I am sitting there, thinking man...Autumn is around the corner, it'll be chilly outside...but I still want to show off my pythons (arms)... Then it struck me, "Sleeveless Turtlenecks". Surely some genius has already created this, marketed it, and is rolling around in dough.  Well, much to my chagrin, they exist...but only for women. What a crock of shit.  So I'll be starting my own kickstarter campaign to get a line of men's Sleeveless Turtlenecks going.  Thanks for listening.  https://www.google.com/#bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&ei=P4QSUrDUCsTi4AO7xYDIBQ&fp=30126252eff94cba&q=sleeveless+turtleneck&sa=X&tbm=shop&ved=0CD0Qsxg

Silly Cat GIF
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/i-chzbgr-1.gif

Semi-NSFW - Diplo - Lazerdisk Party Sex
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFoykg7i7ks

84 Amazingly Useful Words With No English Equivalent
http://www.feedbacq.com/blog/84-amazingly-useful-words-with-no-english-equivalent/

This Is the Amazing Cover Art for Prince's New Single
http://gawker.com/this-is-the-amazing-cover-art-for-princes-new-single-1164650644

BEST GIF EVER! HAHAHAHA - Pam Oliver gets hit with football
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/001/017/576/HarnishHitsPamOliver_original.gif?1376878592

South Korean Actress and Martial Artist Tammy Throws an Incredible First Ceremonial Pitch
http://i.minus.com/i3cQlzhyQjOLL.gif

A break-up elegantly animated as a kung-fu battle
http://vimeo.com/35699279

Deleted GOT scene
http://www.youtube.com/embed/lMXJlUIQP94

Summer Heart - I Wanna Go (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2ujWvQ60fI

How would ya'll respond to this chick staring at you? I like to think I'd say something clever - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLv9n-aoYzM#at=218

bike ramp into lake, only thing missing is some womenz - http://youtu.be/sARwpAPglC4?t=32s

Europe's marijuana capital isn't Amsterdam. An outlaw Albanian village has built a fortune from the cultivation of cannabis worth as much as half the country's GDP, and it's off-limits to the police. http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/europe/130815/europe-marijuana-capital-lazarat-albania

Fork In Penis X-Ray: Man, 70, Has Dining Implement Removed From Urethra (PICTURE)
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/08/19/fork-penis-x-ray-man-70-urethra-picture_n_3778481.html

Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit
http://www.theonion.com/articles/father-teaches-son-how-to-fly-into-rage-over-compl,33487/

Bears gone wild.  (not the fun gay kind....the animal kind...)
http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/19/us/bear-attacks/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

Scary story of dude getting shot in DC 5 years ago
http://www.salon.com/2013/08/19/what_i_learned_from_getting_shot/

JR Smith bought a $450k armored truck, this is why athletes go broke within 5 years of leaving the league
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2013/8/19/4636032/j-r-smith-knicks-armored-car

Georgia HS player dies after breaking his neck on a tackle:
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/highschool-prep-rally/deantre-turman-top-georgia-football-prospect-dies-breaking-174119846.html

People are fucked
http://www.buzzfeed.com/hnigatu/the-incredibly-offensive-letter-sent-to-a-mother-with-an-aut

Cool info graphic of NYC
http://www.nytimes.com/newsgraphics/2013/08/18/reshaping-new-york/?partner=rss&emc=rss

Love this VINE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6R82ZQZQF4 (Fat baby)

New Dance Sensation: The 2 Bears: Bear Hug (Official Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_PzTxqJEDw

A Kiss Between 2 Athletes On A Moscow Podium Has Brought More Attention To Russia's 'Gay Propaganda' Law
http://www.businessinsider.com/kiss-in-moscow-leads-to-controversy-2013-8

This is awful....but for real though.... where them pics at?
http://www.businessinsider.com/miss-teen-usa-cassidy-wolf-says-she-was-hacked-2013-8

Hot Dogs or Legs?
http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2013/08/19/legs-that-look-like-hot-dogs-11-pics/

Danny Brown - Grown Up (chill song):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOmsU91AxVg

Uffi - Pop the Glock (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RA-lXK0c0g

Couple died 'after window they had sex against broke' http://firsttoknow.com/couple-fall-out-of-window-to-their-death-while-making-love/  and pic: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4988091/couple-died-having-sex-against-window-which-broke.html

This reminds me of my childhood: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhu7w4Ia6C1qdjplxo1_500.jpg

Awesome race footage from Americas Cup:
http://vplayer.nbcsports.com/p/BxmELC/nbcsportssite/select/MKxTJ_9cX21V

Wendy's Training Video Cold Drinks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ-JBFXh2IU&feature=youtu.be

Wendy's Training Video - Grilling
http://foodbeast.com/content/2013/08/16/awesome-wendys-training-video-from-80s-makes-us-wish-we-never-left-video/#.UhJ8-W2O7PZ

Making it Rain GIF: http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/making-it-rain.gif

LOLZ GIF: Is he looking at a cheeseburger or some butts?
http://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/boards/g/img/0361/40/1376939114735.gif

Vertical Video Syndrome - A PSA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Bt9zSfinwFA

Delicious Chinese Rat-Meat Sausages!

Terrible news for shrimp lovers: http://money.cnn.com/2013/08/16/news/economy/shrimp-prices/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Foreman's sister from that 70s show dead, check out the mugshot under the headline, drugs will fuck you up yeesh. http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/08/15/that-70s-show-star-lisa-robin-kelly-dead/ 
This link has better progression of the her downfall
http://www.tmz.com/2013/08/15/that-70s-show-star-lisa-robin-kelly-dead-at-43/

MLB to expand instant replay in 2014
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/9570618/mlb-expands-instant-replay-2014-include-manager-video-challenges

Ryan Anderson's girlfriend dies
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/9568842/girlfriend-ryan-anderson-new-orleans-hornets-dies

This is an AMAZING Troll response: http://fumaga.com/11230

Sizzlin Baconz  - http://f-o-o-d-p-o-r-n.tumblr.com/post/46780750596

My childhood friend Dave's favorite song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X_qmnj00sU

Gorilla eats his own poop!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAQubtm-IPg

Kneading that dough gif (PANTY MELTER)
http://i.imgur.com/D6O8nrO.gif

BOO! gif
http://i.imgur.com/ZoXahY0.gif

Next level dog parkour -- http://i.imgur.com/NWmJsOa.gif

Panty Melter - Baby Panda Born At Taipei Zoo, Yuan Zai, Meets Mom For The First Time
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/13/baby-panda-taipei-zoo_n_3749487.html

SEMI NSFW! Great boob Gif
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/tumblr_mqfnwguscf1rb8tmvo1_500.gif

They are calling this the greatest Colbert skit ever:
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/is_this_the_single_best_segment_of_the_colbert_report_ever_it_very_well_mig

Crazy pics from Egypt: http://animalnewyork.com/2013/this-is-what-it-looks-like-just-before-the-muslim-brotherhood-jumps-you/

LOLZ GIF: http://imgur.com/gallery/6ZxHhwL

Rave Much? https://vimeo.com/61146438

Jet Packs: http://www.dezeen.com/2013/08/15/worlds-first-practical-jetpack/

Switzerland opens drive in 'sex boxes' to make prostitution safer
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/switzerland/10247035/Switzerland-opens-drive-in-sex-boxes-to-make-prostitution-safer.html

Testicle Eating Fish Are Invading Europe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnaSvixV448
(The hosts of this video fill me with rage, but just focus on the content/information being shared)

Miike Snow - Animal (Chill Song):  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq9tOmX9-SA

For NBA fans, these 8-bit versions of starting lineups are kinda funny. I like Deadre Jordan - http://cdn.cosbysweaters.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/8bitnba.jpg

Charcuterie Board of Lies

Bill Gates and patent trolls have brainstorming sessions where they generate '50 great ideas for a startup', patent them, implement none of them, then wait to extort anyone who tries to

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/08/bill-gates-still-helping-known-patent-trolls-obtain-more-patents/

Roger Sterling's Best One Liners
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp0i-IFLt3k

Sears pulls bondage wear from website
http://money.msn.com/now/post--sears-pulls-bondage-wear-from-website

This shit blows my mind... The surprising ages of the Founding Fathers on July 4, 1776
http://kottke.org/13/08/the-surprising-ages-of-the-founding-fathers-on-july-4-1776

This story may turn you on...
Prosecutors offer plea deal to teen charged in sexual relations with younger girl
http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/14/justice/florida-teen-sex-case/index.html?sr=fb081513teensexcase930a

The Cannibal Warlords of Liberia (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRuSS0iiFyo

I Dream of Shushi Guy's (Jiro Ono) Apprentice is Opening a Place in NYC:
http://ny.eater.com/archives/2013/08/a_former_apprentice_of_jiro_ono_is_coming_to_the_west_village.php

someone was stabbed at the Reef in AdMo and its closed indefinitely:
http://www.popville.com/2013/08/the-reef-closure-upgrade-to-indefinite-after-weekend-stabbing/

The Eagles' Greatest Hit: Alison Ellwood's epic documentary perfectly captures the rise and fall of a famous band  BY BILL SIMMONS
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9562051/the-eagles-greatest-hit

olinguito = NEW MAMMAL:
http://web.ncsu.edu/abstract/updates/df-newcarnivore/?utm_campaign=Argyle%2BSocial-2013-08&utm_medium=Argyle%2BSocial&utm_source=twitter&utm_term=2013-08-15-14-36-17

Why Canned Beer Is Better Than Bottled Beer
http://www.slate.com/blogs/business_insider/2013/08/15/canned_beer_is_better_than_bottled_beer.html

How am i not myself?

Encouraging intercourse in Germany

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/14/world/europe/germany-fights-population-drop.html

Knife-wielding burglar bruised and battered by 72-year-old retired boxer
http://www.guns.com/2013/08/09/knife-wielding-burglar-bruised-and-battered-by-72-year-old-retired-boxer/

Sam Horowitz - Live at the Omni Hotel in Dallas  (bar mitzvah dance of a fabulous boy)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-ByhUDUllM

I am usually abreast of all things Sandwich, but this is news to me
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/publix-subs-are-the-most-delicious-thing-to-ever-happen-on-e

I really like this LOLZ photo: Eggcellent
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/animals-thechive-29.jpg

Man with OCD Blows Internet Away with Hauntingly Stirring Love Poem
http://gawker.com/man-with-ocd-blows-internet-away-with-hauntingly-stirri-1111560858

'Elysium'-like exoskeletons in real life
http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/bestoftv/2013/08/13/lead-pkg-elysium.cnn.html

Soccer-Michael Jackson to play alongside John Lennon, Mahatma Gandhi
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/soccer-michael-jackson-play-alongside-john-lennon-mahatma-150145283.html

OOPS: US concealed gun safety teacher shoots student
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23691146

A hacker was able to shout abuse at a two-year-old child by exploiting a vulnerability in a camera advertised as an ideal "baby monitor". http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23693460

The 35 Best Times Someone On Facebook Thought 'The Onion' Was Real
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/the-35-best-times-someone-on-facebook-thought-the-onion-was-real/#hBwWrBXfu3rZcbKe.01
(this link makes me fear the future...)

Fierljeppen. Leave your wellies at home and grab a pole. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP32iWoqjnQ

The Ten Most Ambitious Failed Utopian Mass Transit Systems
http://jalopnik.com/the-ten-most-ambitious-failed-utopian-mass-transit-syst-1135019271

Enter Wolf: http://twitpic.com/d856sn

RGIII rehabs in local man's pool
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2013/08/14/rgiii-rehabs-in-local-mans-pool/

A bunch of cool world Maps. #22 -- Damn, they bang mad early in Scandanavia...
http://twistedsifter.com/2013/08/maps-that-will-help-you-make-sense-of-the-world/

Parents Projected to Spend $241,080 to Raise a Child Born in 2012, According to USDA Report
http://content.govdelivery.com/accounts/USDAOC/bulletins/8729ae

Anchorman Ron Burgundy writes 'tell all autobiography'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23693501

Solid song from a really young Chicago band:
http://www.npr.org/blogs/allsongs/2013/07/25/205534455/first-watch-the-orwells-who-needs-you

Latina Mom fight!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LjrstHXoFY#at=43

New Sandwich spot in NYC melts Bro-Dicks!
http://www.thrillist.com/eat/new-york/murray-hill/mayhem-stout-mayhem-stout-storefront

Great GIF! OH BOY!
http://i.imgur.com/SR68Ewp.gif

The 50 Most Perfectly Timed Photos Ever
http://twistedsifter.com/2013/03/most-perfectly-timed-photos-ever/

Online Dating for Gluten-free singles
http://www.glutenfreesingles.com/

hahahaha, to all my friends with First-Generation Immigrant parents (especially Indian Bros)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdiRVB_p1-k

Semi-NSFW
These Liquid Lapdance Pants Store Your Jizz, Prevent Unsightly Stains
http://jezebel.com/these-liquid-lapdance-pants-store-your-jizz-prevent-un-1138889213
Video is NSFW: http://www.liquidlapdance.com/products/liquid-lapdance-trade

 A literal blond bombshell: http://wtop.com/541/3421635/Blond-Bombshell

Condom maker breaks down penis size by state, city
http://www.dailyfinance.com/2010/03/26/condom-maker-breaks-down-penis-size-by-state-city/  (DC is #2)

Women's MMA knockout of the year: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFKrX7BYy_Y

HyperPoop

New Gmail Compose Features sucks my balls. 

jilt
verb:
1. to reject or cast aside (a lover or sweetheart), especially abruptly or unfeelingly.

noun:
1. a woman who jilts a lover.

New iPhone Update: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/12/iphone-5s-features_n_3746044.html

Watermelon craze taking over China
http://kotaku.com/these-are-chinas-watermelon-kids-1076489968/1080722093
all my buddies w/ babies should try this.

Copperhead bites itself after Huntsville man decapitates it
http://blog.al.com/wire/2013/08/decapitated_snake_head_bites_i.html

Michigan's first Cheesecake Factory opened at a mall today:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=549404288440700&l=505e37774b

A Closer Look At Elon Musk's Much-Hyped Hyperloop
http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/08/13/211386439/a-closer-look-at-elon-musks-much-hyped-hyperloop  "If built, Musk claims it can carry people about 800 miles per hour, which could get you from Los Angeles to San Francisco in about 30 minutes."

This made me LOL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_9gFT1mEfZ8

Jason Dufner slept with PGA Championship trophy; Amanda says she's been replaced
http://larrybrownsports.com/golf/jason-dufner-slept-with-pga-championship-trophy/200439

 Knicks forward and sometimes-rapper Iman Shumpert released "Versace (Freestyle)," and it happens to be very good. http://deadspin.com/iman-shumpert-releases-new-track-and-its-good-1120879960

A Physicist Explains The Three Biggest Challenges For The Hyperloop
http://jalopnik.com/a-physicist-explains-the-three-biggest-challenges-for-t-1123562141

NSFW Video: Woman Goes Topless At Rooftop Bar, Cop Reacts Perfectly
http://gothamist.com/2013/08/12/nsfw_woman_goes_topless_at_rooftop.php#photo-6

Living The #HartfordLife: A Tribute To Fired ESPNer Hugh Douglas
http://deadspin.com/living-the-hartfordlife-a-tribute-to-fired-espner-hug-1124973086

Various evidence proving mind over matter:
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=your-thoughts-can-release-abilities-beyond-normal-limits&WT.mc

oh, this will be a great movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxDl_ER5VC0
Especially if you liked Ed, starring Matt LeBlanc: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRgviN80tmQ

Shredded pork or Shredded Abs?

brothel menu from a long, long time ago. 

http://i.imgur.com/jZvuesC.jpg

Stream this on Netflix. Great Zombie movie
The Battery (Official Trailer)  - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO3_WO2YfGo&feature=youtu.be

The Kid's Guide to the Internet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A81IwlDeV6c&feature=player_embedded

Greatest Vines 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQtOg_TFes0

Background YAMS http://imgur.com/gallery/fs2cxpW

This just made my TOP 3 FAVORITE GIFS OF THE YEAR: http://i.imgur.com/RJQc7Qy.gif
Selfish little rodent!

PM of Norway drives a Taxi to  hear from voters. Genius PR. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bBXV-LXzeig

Jason Dufner wins the PGA Championship and gives his wife's butt a nice little pat
http://www.sbnation.com/golf/2013/8/11/4612352/jason-dufner-wife-pga-championship-2013

COPS - "I can break these cuffs"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhrwC2BoAkE

LOLZ - make sure to flush!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvw3uUOjwto

Football's Most Dangerous Rivalry (Rangers vs. Celtic)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cggTbCcbcNA

Follow the Women ...... an wait for it ... wait for it ...
https://www.google.com/maps?ll=35.703754,139.558702&spn=0.478966,0.891953&cbp=12,297.39,,0,22.09&layer=c&panoid=MBjEcsJCCuBM-QVQ495f5w&cbll=35.703754,139.558702&t=m&z=11

Scientists use brain implants to teach rats to "see" infrared light, which they usually find invisible:
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=brain-implant-could-enhance-our-senses

David Epstein refutes the '10,000 hour rule' popularized by Gladwell's Outliers:
http://www.businessinsider.com/sports-gene-author-gladwell-10000-hour-rule-2013-8

Really cool Usain Bolt pic: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BRePKJRCUAAfczE.jpg:large

sad TMNT art sums up Monday mornings:
http://www.shortlist.com/cool-stuff/design/tragic-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtle-images

J.J. Putz spikes pitch after being startled by ill-timed sound mix up
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/j-j-putz-spikes-pitch-being-startled-ill-165026793.html

NSFW - It is 100% NSFW, straight Porn GIFS
www.theworstdrug.com  (NSFW!)

Report: Redskins' Name Only Offensive If You Think About What It Means
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-redskins-name-only-offensive-if-you-think-a,33449/

Juggalos Give Advice To Anthony Weiner
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/juggalos-give-advice-to-anthony-weiner

Cardamon Flavored Butt-Toots

Members Of Opening Band Walking Among Crowd During Intermission Like Gods Among Men

http://www.theonion.com/articles/members-of-opening-band-walking-among-crowd-during,33398/

Scientists Have Created a Malaria Vaccine That's 100% Effective
http://gizmodo.com/scientists-have-created-a-malaria-vaccine-thats-100-e-1069393748

Professor Keeps His Job After It's Revealed That He Shot And Killed His Family At Age 15
http://www.businessinsider.com/professor-report-shot-killed-family-2013-8

Funny CL Ad for a yoga mat
http://www.mindbodygreen.com/0-3153/Hilarious-Yoga-Mat-for-Sale-Ad-on-Craigslist.html

This is my new favorite CAT GIF (reminds me of Garfield)
http://i.imgur.com/1xkr40M.jpg

REVERSE GOLD DIGGER
Billionaire widow of Apple founder Steve Jobs 'finds love' two years after his death with former D.C. mayor Adrian Fenty
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2387615/Billionaire-widow-Apple-founder-Steve-Jobs-finds-love-nearly-years-death-Washington-mayor-Adrian-Fenty-bonding-passion-education-reform.html

Smart Russian Man who created own credit card sues bank for not sticking to terms
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/borrowing/creditcards/10231556/Man-who-created-own-credit-card-sues-bank-for-not-sticking-to-terms.html

The Builders of This Spanish Skyscraper Forgot the Elevator
http://gizmodo.com/the-builders-of-this-spanish-skyscraper-forgot-the-elev-1065152844

Richard Branson and Elon Musk on fear, failure, and reinventing the future
http://venturebeat.com/2013/08/08/richard-branson-and-elon-musk-on-fear-failure-and-reinventing-the-future/

Oprah Winfrey 'was victim of racism' in Switzerland
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23626340

Best dog grooming I've ever done seen: http://i.imgur.com/l2wvFO5.jpg

Bro Feeling On Some Tittie At The PGA Championship
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/bro-feeling-on-some-tittie-at-the-pga-championship/

Puppy + Bunny = Panty Melter
http://imgur.com/a/brzzs

DC now has UberX --> http://blog.uber.com/2013/08/08/dc-uberx-is-arriving-now/

Homeland Season 3 Official Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXOUIsu-E0Q

Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement
http://www.theonion.com/articles/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove,33427/?ref=auto

OOOOOh Mitt! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsTAKhgtmvA

This "Breaking Bad" Theory Is Pretty Mindblowing (SPOILER ALERT IF YOU'RE NOT UP-TO-DATE)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/this-breaking-bad-theory-is-pretty-mindblowing

Fartisan Breads and Cheeses

Wheel of Fortune Fail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-9-gqetP5Q

scumbag Dr. unnecessarily treats patients with chemo in health insurance scam: http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/michigan-doctor-in-custody-on-health-care-fraud-charges-feds-raid-his-home/-/1719418/21350230/-/8il2j8/-/index.html

10 Least Meaningful Jobs
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/06/least-meaningful-jobs_n_3714049.html

"This neighborhood could really use a grilled cheese restaurant!" said no one ever.
http://www.popville.com/2013/08/grilled-cheese-restaurant-gcdc-coming-to-1730-pennsylvania-ave-nw/

This story will make you angry, but not as angry as the misspelling of wherewithal about 5-6 paragraphs down...  http://www.popville.com/2013/08/pop-ed-dc-circulator-drivers-behaving-badly-by-jenn-bussell/

Funny Vine... https://vine.co/v/hqELaiT62HW

Scumbag NCAA
http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2013/8/6/4594858/official-ncaa-store-set-up-to-profit-off-player-names
and then this
http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2013/8/6/4595220/ncaa-store-search-function-disabled-johnny-manziel

Taco Bell hits gold again- http://www.wtop.com/1228/3413162/Whats-Not-to-Like

'"You're killing me Smalls"
http://www.tmz.com/2013/08/07/sandlot-tom-guiry-drunk-arrested-headbutt-cop-smalls-airport/

Oh Snap! Tourist Breaks Finger Off 600-Year-Old Statue
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/08/07/209814214/oh-snap-tourist-breaks-finger-off-600-year-old-statue

I like this cat: http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/dar-days-371.jpg

Where DC Athletes like to eat
http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/capitalcomment/sports/alex-likes-russian-but-bryce-wants-tacos-favorite-restaurants-of-washington-athletes.php

Sports Science: "World Record Kick to the Groin" Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a86cQobU-n4

Furious Hawks Everywhere Swoop Down on RC plane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h489G9vmzw

Adam carolla and bryan cranston get INTO IT over a spot in carollas movie script he wrote. towards the end, it gets REALLY heated, then tell each other to fuck themselves and cranston hangs up on him. pretty entertaining and short.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgEbGkqhmsc
It's a skit though: http://fundanything.com/adamcarolla

Lady Bro? Dear God NO
http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2013/08/06/women_in_frat_culture_is_princeton_s_tiger_inn_a_place_where_girls_can_be.html

ees no tortle, ees a hamburguesa!

Enchanting Paintings Made From the Puke of 250,000 Flies

http://www.wired.com/design/2013/08/beautiful-abstract-paintings-made-from-the-puke-of-250000-flies/

Armed Government Agents Raid Animal Shelter, Execute Harmless Baby Deer
http://gawker.com/armed-government-agents-raid-animal-shelter-execute-ha-1000049502

JFK used uppers and steroids to get through the Cuban Missile Crisis #bossmove - http://news.yahoo.com/-new-jfk-book-with-new-claims-on-affairs--drug-use--144340873.html

Possibly worst martial arts demo ever - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS3NKqJQ8AI

Gareth Bale • Top 10 Goals
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8TFP89Wpto

How Much Caffeine Is Actually in Your Coffee, From Dunkin' to Starbucks
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/thrillist/caffeine-in-coffee_b_3671665.html

Hobos (not to be confused with tramps or bums):
http://www.npr.org/blogs/theprotojournalist/2013/08/05/206650944/hoo-boy-a-hamlet-full-of-hobos

Is the DEA's spying/cover-ups worse than the NSA's?
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-dea-spying-scandal-is-bad-2013-8

Excerpt from this week's Harper's review:
A Portuguese court ruled that trash collectors couldn't be fired for being drunk on the job. "With alcohol," read the verdict, "this happy worker is a very efficient, excellent and quick remover of scrap."
Full report: http://harpers.org/blog/2013/08/weeklyreview2013-08-06/

First Listen: Pond, 'Hobo Rocket'  (chill song)
http://www.npr.org/2013/07/28/205469656/first-listen-pond-hobo-rocket

ESPN's Hugh Douglas calles ESPN's Michael Smith a "Uncle Tom"
http://deadspin.com/espn-fight-hugh-douglas-called-colleague-michael-smith-1042188473

Unexpected Ballers: Mormons In The Hood Schooling bros
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sysri2CqXrY

Puppy Attack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dacYjws6Zc4

Die Antwoord - "Fatty Boom Boom"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIXUgtNC4Kc

Mannings Rap video/Sunday ticket commercial
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/08/peyton-manning-directv-commercial-eli-manning

These Incredible New Buses Are Charged Wirelessly by the Road Itself
http://gizmodo.com/these-incredible-new-buses-are-charged-wirelessly-by-th-1043337254

Pretty funny VINE: http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/probably-the-best-vine-of-all-time/

The Cheapest Way to Watch the NFL This Year
http://kotaku.com/the-cheapest-way-to-watch-the-nfl-this-year-1041559197

Original "The Office" casting auditions, great appearances
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekq2OdBhEy0

Smoking hot surfer Anastia Ashley gets her butt warmed up to surf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt1aV4GFIxY

Netflix new show Derek with Ricky Gervais and friends
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd5WdxGRNG8&feature=youtu.be

New AMC show following Breaking Bad filmed in the D:
http://www.amctv.com/shows/low-winter-sun/about - bonus! eat along at
the filming locations -
http://detroit.curbed.com/archives/2013/08/will-detroits-new-cop-tv-series-make-broadway-street-famous.php

Smelling Homeless People Fingers

10 Cocktails That Have Unexpected Histories

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bacardi/cocktails-that-have-unexpected-histories

Jack White Really Haaaaates The Black Keys
http://www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/jack-white-really-haaaaates-the-black-keys

Dates for 2 single bros
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/wan/3976684444.html

Olympic Giraffe Swim team Training
http://cheezburger.com/7449189632

newly proposed NYC soccer stadium, could be SICK with nice views
http://www.buzzfeed.com/erikmalinowski/whoa-this-would-be-the-coolest-stadium-in-the-universe

NSFW NSFW NSFW!!!!!! BONER ALERT BONER ALERT! AHHHH
http://vimeo.com/69427333

Semi NSWF - 2011 Sexy Music Video Mix Vol. 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdgKMmBQU_c

10 extremely NSFW dance-music videos
http://news.beatport.com/blog/2013/05/30/10-extremely-nsfw-dance-music-videos/

D.C. Opens First Weed Dispensary, Blocks From Our Nation's Capitol
http://www.buzzfeed.com/nowthisnews/dc-opens-first-weed-dispensary-block-from-our-n-749g

M Ward -  Sad Sad Song (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXynDV9BypI

NBC Will Bring 'Matrix'-Type Replay to NFL Game, Because the Future Is Awesome
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1725359-nbc-will-bring-matrix-type-replay-to-nfl-game-because-the-future-is-awesome

Turtle Disguised As Burger Smuggled Through Airport In China
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/31/turtle-disguised-burger-smuggled-airport-plane-china_n_3682332.html

NSFW pic of Lady Gaga - http://www.vmagazine.com/site/content/1363/gaga-strips-down-for-v#!/1

this chick could definitely rape you - http://guyism.com/sports/lindsay-hayward-makes-ufc-champ-look-small.html#1-lindsay-hayward-twitter

I remember this: http://i.imgur.com/YcsAcHl.jpg

An American Coach in London: NBC Sports Premier League
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6KeG_i8CWE8

Mumford & Sons yesterday released the music video for "Hopeless Wanderer," the latest single off their second studio album Babel, and it has everything you could ever want in a music video: Jason Sudeikis, Jason Bateman, Will Forte and Ed Helms.
http://gawker.com/the-new-mumford-sons-music-video-is-the-perfect-music-1027529588

NSFW - Finger Blasting Couple At Lolla Is What's Hot On The Internet Streets This Morning
http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/finger-blasting-couple-at-lolla-is-whats-hot-on-the-internet-streets-this-morning/

Join Pirate gang in Indianapolis
http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/super-page/craigslist-ad-of-the-day-so-i-have-to-join-this-guys-pirate-gang-right/


"This bedraggled city's decay poses no theological conundrum of the sort that troubled Darwin, but it does pose worrisome questions about the viability of democracy in jurisdictions where big government and its unionized employees collaborate in pillaging taxpayers." http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/george-f-will-detroits-death-by-democracy/2013/07/31/74a109c2-f94a-11e2-afc1-c850c6ee5af8_story.html

Really interesting article. Also the girl with down syndrome's one wish is for America to have lower taxes. Nice. http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/virginia-woman-with-down-syndrome-seeks-power-to-live-the-way-she-wants/2013/07/20/76102a82-d789-11e2-a9f2-42ee3912ae0e_story.html?hpid=z1

The New York Times possibly acknowledging the existence (proliferation) of frivolous litigation? http://mobile.nytimes.com/2013/07/30/opinion/nocera-lawyers-business-model.html

Fish & Chips + Korean BBQ
www.popville.com/2013/08/arthur-treacher-becomes-lunch-yaki-serving-japanese-and-korean-at-4th-and-florida-ave-nw/

Semi-NSFW - http://bustedcoverage.com/2013/08/05/is-this-kate-uptons-ass/
Kate Uptons butt

Fans Flock To Lollapalooza To See All Of The Biggest Brands
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=m-YLQOYfzNk

Neat Beck remix of MF Doom song. http://pitchfork.com/news/51758-listen-beck-remixes-jj-dooms-banished/

Neat lil animations http://www.ignant.de/2013/08/05/laurene-boglio/

Remember When Joe Namath Was Accused Of Beating Up A Reporter?
http://deadspin.com/remember-when-joe-namath-was-accused-of-beating-up-a-re-1029416149

The Hackable Japanese Toilet Comes With An App To Track Poop
http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/08/05/209208453/the-hackable-japanese-toilet-comes-with-an-app-to-track-poop

SAUSAGE ART http://www.ignant.de/2013/08/02/art-in-wurst/

Classic Frat listserv job posting - Banker bro hiring frat dudes to get rich and bag "hot slampieces"
http://jezebel.com/banker-bro-now-hiring-frat-dudes-with-hot-slampieces-1012342664

H&M Supposedly Axed The World's Hottest Model After White Powder Incident
http://www.businessinsider.com/hm-drops-cara-delevingne-2013-8

Family Feud, a word that starts with "T", TITTIES!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WDQetso2cQ

Terrible headline, but crazy story:
http://www.rcmp.gc.ca/nb/news-nouvelles/releases-communiques/13-08-05-164348-eng.htm