Thursday, January 31, 2013

Cabbage Patch B0N3RZ

This is gross... Half a woman's face w/ makeup on vs. no makeup
http://blog.birchbox.com/post/26349168719/how-bananas-is-this-half-a-womans-face-with-makeup

And score one for the marlin:
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10151276885778040.470605.134227843039&type=1

No-Nonsense Reporter Shuts Down Drunk Videobomber By Asking Her How Long She's Had an STD http://gawker.com/5980388/no+nonsense-reporter-shuts-down-drunk-videobomber-by-asking-her-how-long-shes-had-an-std

Kurt Schilling's failure
http://www.bostonmagazine.com/articles/2012/07/38-studios-end-game/

Real-Life 'Jaws' Arrives in the Hamptons http://southampton.patch.com/articles/real-life-jaws-arrives-in-the-hamptons

This didn't pass, but I like where their head's at - Ireland to allow moderate drunk driving http://www.autoblog.com/2013/01/28/ireland-could-allow-moderately-drunk-driving

Love this scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQPMGi0gFBQ

Ship Video of The Week – Quadcopter HD GoPro, Seaman Style
http://gcaptain.com/ship-video-of-the-week-quadcopter-hd-gopro-seaman-style/

Jack Sparrows wet dream http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/curiosity/videos/discovering-the-giant-squid.htm

23-year-old high school teacher tweets nude photos of herself, calls her students "jail bait" and talks about getting high
http://thechive.com/2013/01/31/23-year-old-high-school-teacher-tweets-nude-photos-of-herself-calls-her-students-jail-bait-and-talks-about-getting-high-12-photos/

Mothers In ATL Get Tased By Security Guard For Acting up In Front Of Children
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8DF2tBpSm0

Trent Reznor: New Band, New Song, New Video, Still Terrifying
http://www.npr.org/blogs/allsongs/2013/01/30/170687806/trent-reznor-new-band-new-song-new-video-still-terrifying

Damn...  Caleb Moore Has Died From Injuries Suffered In His X Games Snowmobile Crash
http://deadspin.com/5980581

Instantly Improve Your Day With This Magical Baby Tapir
http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/instantly-improve-your-day-with-this-magical-baby

30+ of the most beautiful abandoned places and modern ruins i've ever seen
http://blogof.francescomugnai.com/2013/01/30-of-the-most-beautiful-abandoned-places-and-modern-ruins-ive-ever-seen/

China selling canned scented air - http://www.ubergizmo.com/2013/01/china-is-the-new-thneedville-as-canned-air-goes-on-sale-there/  straight up Spaceballs over there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiabeNR_q0U

pretty crazy self portraits of a korean artist hanging herself from precarious positions - http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/gallery/2013/jan/30/photography-art#/?picture=403239511&index=0

Hockey and '30 Rock': Inside plentiful puck references as Tina Fey's sitcom reaches finale http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/hockey-30-rock-inside-plentiful-puck-references-tina-193202668--nhl.html

China's toxic sky in pictures (some of the before/after shots are pretty nuts) - http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/01/chinas-toxic-sky/100449/

The Spy Novelist Who Knows Too Much
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/03/magazine/gerard-de-villiers-the-spy-novelist-who-knows-too-much.html

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

That Gibbon Touched my Bonobo

Pouncing Puppy (Panty Melter)
http://i.minus.com/iFxelkyarGr5D.gif

Analysis of NFL Fans on FB
https://www.facebook.com/notes/facebook-data-science/nfl-fans-on-facebook/10151298370823859

LOLZ! Teenage Girl Blossoming Into Beautiful Object
http://www.theonion.com/articles/teenage-girl-blossoming-into-beautiful-object,31061/

Riding bodacious 100 foot waves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nKL7AJMTZI

Thom Yorke And Friends On Making Music As Atoms For Peace
http://www.npr.org/blogs/allsongs/2013/01/29/170581164/listen-thom-yorke-and-friends-talk-atoms-for-peace

HAND DOWN ONE OF MY FAVORITE GIFS! (Panty Melter)
http://i.imgur.com/pIIruKV.gif

Tyrannical Valentines Day Cards
http://imgur.com/O1gBj1h

If you like Nutella, this will melt your D
http://lickthebowlgood.blogspot.com/2010/03/nuts-about-chocolate.html

Messages from FOB moms
http://mymomisafob.com/

21 Dogs Who Don't Realize How Big They Are
http://www.buzzfeed.com/newu1085/21-dogs-who-dont-realize-how-big-they-are-654m

The insanely confusing path to legal immigration, in one chart
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/01/29/the-path-to-legal-immigration-in-one-insanely-confusing-chart/

Funny Commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4BbAwRiy7k

Steakhouse for women?
http://www.bizjournals.com/washington/news/2013/01/29/a-steakhouse-for-women.html

LOLZ http://browncardigan.com/?p=22334

Randall from Dazed and Confused http://wonderwall.msn.com/music/the-shortlist-for-jan-30-23582.gallery?photoId=103895

Reggie Watts TED talk, such a weirdo, I love it - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdHK_r9RXTc

if you need a good potty read, this is a story about following a super bowl media reporter whos tripping on acid.
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/1/30/3933020/super-bowl-media-day-2013-acid-trip

84 year old Gramps loves XBOX
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCJ6SvFB32Q&feature=youtu.be

35 Of The World's Rarest Animals
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mbvd/35-of-the-worlds-rarest-animals

similar idea to the floating stage in thailand, but now here in DC - http://news.yahoo.com/kennedy-center-plans-expansion-floating-stage-potomac-225328846--sector.html

These Dominicans Don't Play: Political Party Brawl!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Obtaz7-Ennw

Cool music vid: http://vimeo.com/58115286  (bonobos)

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Everybody's a Fat Guy on Super Bowl Sunday

Love me some Bikini Bridge (Semi-NSFW)
http://bikinibridge.tumblr.com/

People Under The Stairs - San Francisco Knights (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFYR4XI9Itw

MIDI turns 30 - http://www.theverge.com/2013/1/28/3923488/midi-turns-30-revolutionary-open-music-standard-lives-on

Is this the biggest wave ever surfed? - http://www.surfertoday.com/surfing/8441-has-garrett-mcnamara-ridden-the-100-foot-wave-in-nazare

Family that was cut off from all human contact for 40 years - http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/history/2013/01/for-40-years-this-russian-family-was-cut-off-from-all-human-contact-unaware-of-world-war-ii/

Some Nacho recipes for Sunday: http://www.traderjoes.com/onthecounter/

Report: A-Rod, Gio Gonzalez, Nelson Cruz, Melky Cabrera, Others Named In Records Of Miami PED Dealer http://deadspin.com/5979819/a+rod-gio-gonzalez-nelson-cruz-melky-cabrera-others-named-in-records-of-miami-ped-dealer

Woman gets child a tattoo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aalA0a1LU8 (pretty F'ed up)

2 Arrested in $65K Chicken Wing Heist
http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/two-arrested-65k-chicken-wing-heist-180740929--abc-news-topstories.html

Cats killing billions of animals in the US
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21236690

This is interesting. I never really thought about something like this, but its probably extremely heavy on your soul if you witnessed it. http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/28/health/cell-phones-death/index.html?iid=article_sidebar

NSFW - 5 Minute Vaginal Birth Of An Actual Live Human Fetus Baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWJj51Tsfdo

Old German Man is one with the wolves (pretty badass)
http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/01/the-wolf-man/100448

I don't mind this club bouncer
http://imgur.com/r/funny/JCEUqJj

Quentin Tarantino really owns the pussy wagon
http://imgur.com/r/funny/cQNCqsd

Glen Davis Loudly And Clearly Tells The Ball To "Get The Fuck In There"
http://deadspin.com/5979905/glen-davis-loudly-and-clearly-tells-the-ball-to-get-the-fuck-in-there

Kyle O'Quinn rocks Andray Blatche in the face with a basketball in sideline save attempt
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/kyle-o-quinn-rocks-andray-blatche-face-basketball-184510164--nba.html

rejected pornhub super bowl commericial.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/pornhub-super-bowl-commercial-rejected

Monday, January 28, 2013

Always $ in the Banana Stand

partying like a rick BOSS

Hulk Hogan thinks about banging his daughter, apparently

Hot pic of Elin Woods, good for Tiger on Vonn

 
93-Year-Old Kills Wife Of 70 Years Because 'He Couldn't Take It Anymore'
 
Reluctant Thief With Hungry Family Gets Pizza
 
Mike Singletary Rant - Vernon Davis
 
How To Cook Lobster Tails: A Guide For People Who Don't Have Butlers To Do All The Work http://deadspin.com/5979160/how-to-cook-lobster-tails-a-guide-for-people-who-dont-have-butlers-to-do-all-the-work
 
If the kangaroo in a diaper doesn't melt your dick/heart then you should shot your self in the dick/head (Panty melter)
 
Delicious Steak Recipe
 
Peter King Works Terrible Stay At Courtyard Marriott Into Every Component Of Super Bowl Preview http://www.theonion.com/articles/peter-king-works-terrible-stay-at-courtyard-marrio,31044/
 
Cody Chestnutt - Look Good in Leather (chill song)
 
Floating Movie Theater in Thailand
 
This dog can't figure it out...
 
People Under The Stairs - Acid Raindrops (chill song)
 
Trent Williams is pretty hard to take down...
 
Apparently the guy that hit him with the bottle was the club owner and he is a real scumbag http://www.staradvertiser.com/news/breaking/20130127_Isle_nightclub_owner_charged_in_alleged_assault_on_NFL_player.html?id=188627631
 
I think this might be the start of the zombie apocalypse...but maybe I feel that way since I'm watching The Walking Dead right now:
 
15 Unintentionally Inappropriate Kids' Drawings
 
AP says don't compare his ACL healing time to RG3's, in part because Peterson's "family tree — his aunts and uncles all have "six packs and eight packs" at 50"
 
Isle nightclub owner charged in alleged assault on NFL player
 
 
Bradley Cooper is in talks to play Lance Armstrong in upcoming biopic
 
Tom Tancredo Won't Smoke Pot, After All (welching on bets!)
 
'Movie 43': How Hollywood's Super-Star-Studded Movie Failed Unnoticed
 
More the the Sticky Rice owner who passed away:
Superstar D.C. restaurateur Joey Belcher lives, and dies, in the fast lane
 
LeSean McCoy Sics Twitter Army On His "Broke, Worthless" Babymama After She Accuses Him Of Being A Deadbeat Dadhttp://deadspin.com/5979293
 
nothing like brawling at the PRO BOWL.
 
Sick stadium made of food:
 
 
Andy Samberg's LONELY ISLAND makes fun of YOLO in new song
 
Disneys Ray of Light Ray Lewis TV Funhouse
 
Large beasts!

Friday, January 25, 2013

FECHTER FECHTER FECHTER

LOLZ, New Orleans resident pissed at Goodell for Bountygate creates a papier mache float of Roger Goodell coming out of a vagina with a disco ball for a clitoris.
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl-playoff-schedule-bracket-2013/2013/1/24/3900902/super-bowl-2013-xlvii-new-orleans-roger-goodell

Live Great White Shark tracking: http://sharks-ocearch.verite.com/

Haha, I feel like we have a lot of these friends..
http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-who-got-shit-together-5-years-ago-still-viewed,30926/

Fred Smoot pissed his pants in a police station - http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/capitalcomment/local-news/former-redskin-fred-smoot-arrested-for-dui.php Fun fact:
Remember when the Vikings got a lot of heat for the "love boat" scandal a few years ago? Apparently, Fred Smoot shoved a double headed dildo into two chicks on that boat. haha, they musta been having a pretty crazy party. 

Ha. Is it any surprise that Persian men started the trend of wearing heels back in the day? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21151350

This is a good one: http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/actual-advice-mallard-10.jpg

Bangwithfriends app on facebook lets you find friends who are DTF YOU! - http://www.buzzfeed.com/katieheaney/the-app-that-shows-which-of-your-facebook-friends

The lonely existence of a men's rights advocate - http://www.theatlantic.com/sexes/archive/2013/01/the-lonely-existence-of-mel-feit-mens-rights-advocate/267413/

NYPD working on  gun detecting machine - http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323539804578260261579068182.html?mod=e2tw

Can states exile people? - http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2013/01/banishment_as_punishment_is_it_constitutional_for_states_to_exile_criminals.html

That guy who made the ridiculous video resume that went viral back in '06 overdosed - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2267861/Former-Yale-student-infamous-Impossible-Nothing-r-sum-claims-beat-Pete-Sampras-tennis-worked-CIA-knew-Dalai-Lama-dead-29-drug-overdose.html

6 boys had the best highschool experience ever
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2267692/Teachers-aide-mother-sex-students-watched-videotaped-incident-school-gym.html


http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2013/01/this_is_a_big_big_deal.php?ref=fpblg
"This all sounds pretty crazy. But it gets even crazier when you see the actual numbers. Here's a very illustrative example. They're already pushing a bill to do this in the Virginia legislature. Remember, Barack Obama won Virginia and got 13 electoral votes. But as Benjy Sarlin reported today in a series of posts, if the plan now being worked on would have been in place last November, Mitt Romney would have lost the state but still got 9 electoral votes to Obama's 4. Think of that, two-thirds of the electoral votes for losing the state. If the Virginia plan had been in place across the country, as Republicans are now planning to do, Mitt Romney would have been elected president even though he lost by more than 5 million votes."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/republicans-in-virginia-other-states-seeking-electoral-college-changes/2013/01/24/430096e6-6654-11e2-85f5-a8a9228e55e7_story.html

Italian tourist busted at posh East Side steakhouse for forgetting wallet, even after offering iPhone as collateral until he could return with cash
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/steakhouse-busts-italian-tourist-forgetting-wallet-article-1.1247283

Lebron is underpaid, technically- http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2013/01/25/170176590/at-17-5-million-a-year-lebron-james-is-underpaid

Pros & cons of working at home
 http://theoatmeal.com/comics/working_home

Space Nerd Video: How to Get to Mars
http://www.youtube.com/embed/XRCIzZHpFtY?rel=0

Crazy thing that happened at Union Station 60 years ago:
http://dcist.com/2013/01/post_55.php#photo-1

WAX VAC REMIX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u5BcHDeUU0

As Seen on TV - a tribute to doing it wrong
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08xQLGWTSag

New sweet series on BBC: Attenborough's Life Stories
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/episodes/attenboroughs-life-stories/full-episode-life-on-camera/8161

I like this Tard the Grumpy Cat meme
http://tinyurl.com/asw4np9

Science Proves Whether the Chicken or the Egg Came First
http://gizmodo.com/5978875/science-proves-whether-the-chicken-or-the-egg-came-first

Freezing temperatures + fire + firefighters = Chicago warehouse ice skating rink (cool pics) = http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/01/chicagos-freezing-fire/100445/

25 Best cocktails in NYC (in gifs) = http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2013/01/the-25-best-cocktails-in-nyc-right-now-being-made-in-gifs/

Noro-virus is taking over America. Just ask Vomiting Larry - http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2013/01/forget-flu-norovirus-taking-over-america/61405/

2013 Puppy Bowl Teams To Be Coached By Two Dogs From Same Litter
http://www.theonion.com/articles/2013-puppy-bowl-teams-to-be-coached-by-two-dogs-fr,31027/

Welfare Lottery Ban: Proposal Not Going Over Well
http://www.webpronews.com/welfare-lottery-ban-proposal-not-going-over-well-2013-01

Maxwell the GEICO Pig Goes on a Date - New Piggy Commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2uXyyLvvkY

Stephen King Essay on Gun Control:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/style-blog/wp/2013/01/25/stephen-king-releases-gun-control-essay/

How to Eat a Cupcake, Like a Gentleman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjM9tR42Szo

Article on the situation in Mali:
http://www.foreignaffairs.com/articles/138767/susanna-wing/making-sense-of-mali?page=show

Chill song:  Felice Brothers - Love me Tenderly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPLE3ynzu7s

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Pugs with Wiener Dog Swag

No wonder it's sold out, this is glorious
http://asapant.bigcartel.com/product/coke-white-bitches-tees

Bag Full Of Otters Recovered At Thai Airport
Smugglers fell just a bit short in the latest attempt to traffic live animals. They forgot to claim the bag.  http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/smartnews/2013/01/bag-full-of-otters-recovered-at-thai-airport/

Cops Taser Naked Burglar Who Pooped And Masturbated When Homeowner Pulled A Gun: "Florida cops Taser naked burglar who pooped and masturbated when homeowner pulled a gun" http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/23/florida-cops-taser-naked-burglar-who-pooped-and-masturbated-when-homeowner-pulled-a-gun/

We're all screwed... Antibiotic 'apocalypse' warning
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-21178718

(this will make you angry) Do you creak? Researches have identified that a phenomenon known as "creaky voice," a kind of speech affect that sounds like staccato bursts from the back of the throat, is especially prevalent among young American women. - http://www.slate.com/articles/podcasts/lexicon_valley/2013/01/lexicon_valley_on_creaky_voice_or_vocal_fry_in_young_american_women.html  (good stuff starts around 4:00 mark)

This picture is weird. It looks like this guy is hugging himself, ever so gently- http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/crHaqIevYhVVwd24g_IzuA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://mit.zenfs.com/190/2013/01/159945110-1.jpg

Union membership shrinks to lowest level since the depression - http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2013/01/23/1486791/union-membership-shrinks-to-the-lowest-level-since-the-depression/?mobile=nc

Fish paralyzed and suspended in virtual reality thinks it's swimming up river - http://www.nature.com/news/mapping-brain-networks-fish-bowl-neuroscience-1.12272

Flamy, the terrifying Brazilian burn ward mascot - http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/meet-flamy-the-terrifying-brazilian-burn-ward-mas

Rand Paul urges Obama to resign over Beyonce scandal - http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/01/obama-urged-to-resign-over-beyonc-scandal.html

NSFW, best B-day surprise http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83041909/

Good reason to follow Jim Ursay on Twitter:
http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2013/01/23/jim-irsay-8500-twitter-reward/1859557/

Colin's mom:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2267400/Colin-Kaepernicks-biological-mother-faces-cameras-says-hopes-meet-son-denies-new-fame-motivated-going-public.html

Other teams who changed their names but stayed in the same city (in honor of Pelicans name change):
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/main/photos/1212/team-name-changes-without-relocating/

Oldie but goodie-- Carl Lewis BUTCHERING the national anthem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kU9XwcOIfI

Racist Legos!
www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/24/lego-racism-star-wars_n_2541369.html

Here's An Easy Trick For Blocking All Bleacher Report Results From Your Google Searches http://deadspin.com/5973856/heres-an-easy-trick-to-block-all-bleacher-report-results-from-showing-up-in-your-google-searches

Serena Williams tweets photo of severely sprained ankle (pretty gross)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/wp/2013/01/24/serena-williams-tweets-photo-of-severely-sprained-ankle/

Biden Scores 800 Feet Of Copper Wire
http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden-scores-800-feet-of-copper-wire,31013/

New Coen brothers movie:
http://gothamist.com/2013/01/24/watch_the_trailer_for_the_coen_brot.php

Chelsea player kicks Swansea ball boy who tried to hold the ball - http://soccernet.espn.go.com/video/espnfc/video/_/id/1310799?cc=5901
Daily Mail says the ball boy had it coming! - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2267602/Eden-Hazard-didnt-kick-Swansea-ball-boy-hard-enough.html

15,000 crocodiles escape
http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/15-000-crocodiles-escape-south-african-farm-1-2756826

How Subways Work
http://science.howstuffworks.com/engineering/civil/subway4.htm
Video: in action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhAroxNJtk

Check out this company's Phone number (top right) LOLZ
http://www.kumonfranchise.com/

great quotes in here: http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/nflblitz/cardinals_dockett_says_katherine_SYhKlOZ32IiIy8lPB48BGM#axzz2IqDo0qCz

this tuiasopuso kid is a real troll, a real terd burglar.
http://deadspin.com/5978713/listen-to-manti-teos-voicemails-from-lennay-kekuaronaiah-tuiasosopo

Who Wants To Go To The Super Bowl With This Awful Human Being? (fechter?)
http://deadspin.com/5978500/who-wants-to-go-to-the-super-bowl-with-this-awful-human-being

MSG Organist Covers Phish During Rangers Game
http://gothamist.com/2013/01/24/msg_organist_covers_phish_during_ra.php

DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO!?!?  hahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Diy0RNe_c

I don't really know what Meat-Week is, but it starts soon in DC
http://www.meatweek.com/chapters/washingtondc

Katie Couric asked Te'o point blank if he was gay in an interview and responded "Katie, you can call me naive, call me stupid, call me a liar. But don't dare call me gay."
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/01/24/katie-couric-asks-manti-teo-if-hes-gay-his-answer-speaks-volumes/

New Orleans Pelicans new logos and explanation: http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2063689/Pelicans_logo.png

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Dat Jamba Juice Caboose

Scalabrine proving haters wrong - http://boston.cbslocal.com/2013/01/22/toucher-richs-scallenge-no-challenge-for-brian-scalabrine/

Sloth Panty Melter
http://i.imgur.com/jmkMz0y.gif

Interactive map with one dot for every person in the U.S./Canada - http://bmander.com/dotmap/index.html

SIRI RISING: The Inside Story Of Siri's Origins -- And Why She Could Overshadow The iPhone http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/22/siri-do-engine-apple-iphone_n_2499165.html?utm_hp_ref=email_share

Who wore it better?
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/c54.0.403.403/p403x403/528803_592863900743067_1964958879_n.jpg

Good on you, library- http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-21115720

The Happiness Machine: How Google became such a great place to work.
http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2013/01/google_people_operations_the_secrets_of_the_world_s_most_scientific_human.html

Mikel Ruffinelli Sets World Record For Largest Hips
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/22/mikel-ruffinelli-worlds-largest-hips_n_2526338.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

New restaurant in DC gives me fat-guy boners
http://www.carvingroom.com/

The real Omar died a month ago - http://www.avclub.com/articles/rip-donnie-andrews-reallife-inspiration-for-the-wi,89910/

I'd never heard about this, either, Prince Harry's paternity is questionable - http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Who_is_Prince_Harry%27s_father_-_Prince_Charles_or_James_Hewitt

Meanwhile, in a Chinese Zoo, a Man Bit an Ostrich to Death
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2013/01/meanwhile-chinese-zoo-man-bit-ostritch-death/61305/

Pelicans logo coming soon:
http://www.cbssports.com/nba/blog/eye-on-basketball/21604440/report-hornets-to-announce-new-nickname-logo-and-colors-thursday

Wilco - Forget the Flowers (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwH6Dv1dgq4

We've already blasted the insanely entertaining Weaver rant from the managers corner  - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWQbN0jFo_k

Here's one of his greatest ejections of all time - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpS-XFXxJvE

So true dawg
http://i.imgur.com/61Q9RHG.jpg

weird jobs in photos - http://www.slate.com/blogs/behold/2013/01/21/nancy_rica_schiff_odd_jobs_documents_off_beat_professions_photos.html

Fox News can't decide if it's ok to call someone Hitler - http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2013/01/fox-news-hitler-guns.php

Countries most at risk of a coup this year - http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/01/22/map-the-countries-most-at-risk-for-a-coup-in-2013/?tid=socialss

Biggest bomb in the history of the world - http://gizmodo.com/5977824/the-biggest-bomb-in-the-history-of-the-world

Where to find the world's fastest internet - http://www.bloomberg.com/slideshow/2013-01-23/top-10-countries-with-the-fastest-internet.html#slide1

Apollo 16 Lunar Rover dash cam - http://kottke.org/13/01/apollo-16-lunar-rover-dash-cam

the many gesticulations of Hillary Clinton at her Senate Benghazi hearing - http://www.buzzfeed.com/jtes/the-many-gesticulations-of-hillary-clinton-during

Some Onion gold:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ugh,30978/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/22yearold-gets-job-at-website,31002/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/are-you-jewish-were-updating-our-annual-list,30945/

You say all Pakistanis hate the drone war? Prove it. - http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2013/01/you-say-pakistanis-all-hate-the-drone-war-prove-it/267447/

Every Time Jesse Pinkman Says "Bitch" In "Breaking Bad"
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/every-time-jesse-pinkman-says-bitch-in-breaking

The future of gymnasium flooring. Pretty cool stuff.
http://asbglassfloor.com/index.php

The Math Formula That Tells Us How Long Everything Will Live
http://gizmodo.com/5978304/theres-a-math-formula-that-tells-us-how-long-everything-will-live

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

The Rolls Royce of BJs

Golfer Phil Mickelson May Call It Quits Due To Climbing Tax Rates
http://www.forbes.com/sites/anthonynitti/2013/01/21/golfer-phil-mickelson-may-call-it-quits-due-to-climbing-tax-rates/

Maurica transexual from the Lower East Side (hilarious) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY
 
Carter Beauford of Dave Matthews Band rips a drum solo (Dope) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9Pb6PF8LXA

 
J.R. Smith Reminds Kris Humphries That Kanye West Is Now Kim Kardashian's Sperm Donor, Just In Case He Forgot -
http://deadspin.com/j%27r%27-smith/

Drugs + Hansel & Gretel = new ridiculous movie
http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/hansel-and-gretel-get-backed/trailer

Bass Drum of Death - "Get Found" (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-sT-fUnxiI

Ascenseur pour L'echafaud Miles Davis Side 1 (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n17pd3bVQCQ

How is this on YouTube?  NSFW - Best Topless Lap Dance In Strip Club Private VIP Room
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Bu5vGTYJc

The Vaccines - Teenage Icon (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFUKrsDDChE

Cool Trance Bass Guitar - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1Z-V2xey-Q

If this doesnt make you want to play the drums, what could?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSZgFYy5eLI

The Vaccines - Come of Age - Full Album
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q5u7AGk40w

Jeff Bridges on Charlie Rose
http://www.charlierose.com/view/interview/12741

Eric Clapton and Wynton Marsalis - Layla (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvNIivHdy0Q

Michelle Obama Too Busy Shovelling Food In Her Mouth - Eyerolls Boehner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGcbXiuCM0o&feature=player_embedded

25 Greatest Unscripted Scenes in Films
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTFQBHBeleE&NR=1

Massive waterfront development gets greenlight in DC
http://www.archdaily.com/321977/massive-waterfront-redevelopment-receives-green-light-in-washington-d-c/

A Trendy Turn in Obama's Town (DC chillin)
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/20/fashion/a-trendy-turn-in-obamas-town.html

Manti Te'o- Brain Fart report on CNN (Deadspin melts)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aGoVSEpy7cA

Watch The Highly Enjoyable "This Is 40" Blooper Reel
http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/watch-the-highly-enjoyable-this-is-40-blooper-re

Bulgarian political bigwig survives brazen assassination attempt
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/something_said_scRnXJUvJicafOcA7vbiJO

Chinese IKEA stores overrun with people sleeping, eating, and making out on their furniture. http://www.happyplace.com/20633/chinese-ikea-stores-overrun-with-people-sleeping-eating-and-making-out-on-their-furniture

Classy Pats fans:
@adbrandt: Oh my. RT @jamisonhensley: #Patriots fans taunted Torrey Smith about dead brother http://t.co/c88Auw6l

People Are Awesome: The Sequel Is a Great Reminder That, In Spite of Everything, People Are Basically Awesome http://gawker.com/5977978/people-are-awesome-the-sequel-is-a-great-reminder-that-in-spite-of-everything-people-are-basically-awesome

Another Campus shooting (in texas) today
http://www.9news.com/news/article/311945/71/Multiple-people-shot-on-college-campus-in-Texas

Boomer's daughter is a smokeshow
http://bustedcoverage.com/2013/01/22/sydney-esiason-dating-matt-martin/#photo=21

Quants: The Alchemists of Wall Street: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed2FWNWwE3I

Ha. Slick Willy strikes again. http://www.inquisitr.com/490045/bill-clinton-photobombs-kelly-clarkson-during-inauguration-2013-photo/

Simpsons did it! How the Simpsons explains the Mantai Te'o fake girlfriend saga - http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2013/01/how-the-simpsons-explains-the-manti-teo-fake-girlfriend-saga/267296/

How forks gave us overbites and pots saved the toothless - http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/01/how-forks-gave-us-overbites-and-pots-saved-the-toothless/267252/

Air - Playground Love (Vibraphone Version)  (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBPDlHNxqko

'The Chronic' 20 Years Later: An Audio Document Of The L.A. Riots
http://www.npr.org/blogs/therecord/2013/01/22/169936449/the-chronic-20-years-later-an-audio-document-of-the-l-a-riots

This story allows me to debut my new catchphrase- "That chick is hotter than a Norwegian goat cheese fire!" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21141244

Jordan Crawford with the 'Dagger of the Year'
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2013/01/22/jordan-crawford-with-the-dagger-of-the-year/

Even the Pats wives are sore losers
http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/8867098/anna-burns-welker-wes-welker-wife-apologizes-ray-lewis-comments

Jalen Rose getting called out for wearing a fake Gucci shirt http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/60774/lmaoooooo-espn-analyst-jalen-rose-gets-called-out-on-national-tv-for-wearing-a-fake-gucci-shirt-that-ish-looks-real-fake.html

Boyzone - Father And Son (UK Edit)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqBEi2vfxAs

Lennaaay http://sports.yahoo.com/news/woman-teo-fake-girlfriend-photo-173158264--ncaaf.html

Weird choice for a tattoo- http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/charlie-villanueva-tattoo-now-detroit-pistons-171414617--nba.html

This headline was so ridiculous that I had to click on it. I'm only sending it out so you all can see how hot Newman's wife is- http://www.wtop.com/1220/3202623/Seinfelds-Newman-weighs-in-on-first-ladys-bangs

Friday, January 18, 2013

Bi-Curious Bagel-Dogs

Vladimir Horowitz plays Schubert: Impromptu in B-flat Major, Op.142/3 (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YWcVO9Mncw

Vladimir Horowitz - Mozart Sonata in C Major K. 330; 1st Movement (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd7Q7vhNB-I

Look how fat this baby is, so round
https://www.facebook.com/BossBearakaBB

This is f'ing crazy, Monsignor Meth: http://gothamist.com/2013/01/17/monsignor_meth_connecticut_priest_a.php
I wonder if we get the full back story and it's anything like, 'hey i started watching breaking bad, and it just made a lot of sense'.  Life imitating art.

Obama's Big and Quiet Transformation
http://www.nybooks.com/articles/archives/2013/feb/07/obamas-big-and-quiet-transformation/

Sweet NY apartment - http://gizmodo.com/5967622/the-tiny-transforming-apartment-that-packs-six-rooms-into-350-square-feet

best ways to incite road rage - http://www.theatlanticcities.com/commute/2013/01/best-way-get-incite-road-rage/4427/

Lance Armstrong's Oprah confession in 160 seconds... no need to watch the full 90 minutes - http://www.nowthisnews.com/news/lance-armstrongs-oprah-confession-in-160-seconds/

Berlin bank heist tunnel pictures are ridiculous - http://news.sky.com/story/1039725/berlin-bank-heist-tunnel-pictures-released

Silly Canadians put the wrong maple leaf on their new $20 bill - http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/story/2013/01/17/ottawa-foreign-maple-leaf-irks-botanists.html?cmp=rss

I think we've all been there...  http://cryingwhileeating.com/

Otters rooting for the Falcons - http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YQIUVpHT5kM

This is crazy, ASMR... a brian condition that naturally exists that's equivalent to a brain-gasm  http://www.vice.com/read/asmr-the-good-feeling-no-one-can-explain

Pretty crazy story. This guy will probably be killed in prison. The russian mafia is scary. http://www.wtop.com/209/2414851/South-Beach-the-Russian-mafia-girls-and-wealthy-men

This chick is like Amy from the Passage, or Maggie from the Simpsons, she doesn't age and she might be immortal but she's also a useless blob - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/14/brooke-greenberg-syndrome-x_n_2473161.html

Simpsons saw this gun debate coming: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIpLd0WQKCY

Shaqtin a Fool- http://hangtime.blogs.nba.com/category/shaqtin-a-fool/

Remembering The Deal Of The Century: When Two Yankees Swapped Wives
http://deadspin.com/fritz-peterson-and-mike-kekich-swapping-wives/

I Just Want To Apologize To Manti Te'o For What I Put Him Through
http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-just-want-to-apologize-to-manti-teo-for-what-i-p,30948/

Pandas at Play (panty melter)
http://www.dump.com/pandaplays/

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Gone Catfishin'

Listen to a new mixtape of unfinished Thom Yorke material  
http://www.avclub.com/articles/listen-to-a-new-mixtape-of-unfinished-thom-yorke-m,91213/

Barack Obama, Jon Stewart, Sandy Hook, and "Common Sense" Gun Control
http://reason.com/archives/2013/01/15/jon-stewart-sandy-hook

5 Facts About Guns, Schools, And Violence
http://reason.com/reasontv/2013/01/10/reasons-5-facts-on-guns-and-gun-violence

Brilliant idea! Flat extension cord for under rug
http://www.yankodesign.com/2009/12/04/no-more-trippin-wires/

Italians getting as weird as the Japanese... almost....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcUi6UEQh00

Gnawledge - El Manisero (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIqtfbdvKh4

Gnawledge - La Senda Del Abuelo (chill song)
https://soundcloud.com/granadadoaba/gnawledge-la-senda-del-abuelo

Why Rating Your Doctor Is Bad For Your Health
http://www.forbes.com/sites/kaifalkenberg/2013/01/02/why-rating-your-doctor-is-bad-for-your-health/

Poop transplant- http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/17/health/disgusting-maybe-but-treatment-works-study-finds.html?partner=rss&emc=rss&_r=0

Explaining Rave Culture to Americans
www.vice.com/en_uk/read/rave-culture-a-handy-guide-for-middle-america

Awesome Japanese TV commercial "BOSS" coffee with Tommy Lee Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWYtrF1z5mc

Manti Teo follow-up
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/wp/2013/01/17/manti-teo-nfl-player-says-he-met-girlfriend/

Brinksmanshit - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brinksmanshit&defid=5232432

Read first definition of Catfishing
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=catfishing

This made me LOLZ big time
http://twitpic.com/bw060p

I was on the fence on whether or not this movie will suck...then they played dubstep during the trailer... http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=98970

Aaron's law: http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/01/aarons-law/267247/

cool WPA posters from the 30s and 40s featuring National Parks
http://www.rangerdoug.com/posters

Graphic Design Nerdness: Reinterpreting the London Underground map:  http://www.designboom.com/art/london-underground-map-reinterpreted/

Australian amateur prospector finds massive gold nugget (177 ounces)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-21055206

Four Homeless People Dead In What Girlfriend Refers To As 'Cuddle Weather'
LOLZ www.theonion.com/articles/four-homeless-people-dead-in-what-girlfriend-refer,30924/

Batman Can't Stop Thinking About Sex (only NSFW language)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=enOHraf3LEk

FYI bros important ZUCKERBURG related spying and how to Fix it...
http://www.businessinsider.com/how-to-clear-facebook-search-history-2013-1?op=1

Magary Live Funbag should be funny
http://deadspin.com/5976790/your-manti-teo-live-funbag

David Garabaldi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9e5khc9wFk&feature=youtu.be

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Rupert Murdoch's Evil Butthole

THIS IS HOW I DANCE (LOLZ)
http://i.imgur.com/0TiPD.gif

Thom York's Side Project: http://atomsforpeace.info/ Click on the clock tower to download the new Atoms for Peace song. Not the one thats spinning out of control, but the one next to it.

American Single-Malt Whiskeys Serve Notice
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/16/dining/american-malted-whiskeys-win-acclaim.html?hp&_r=1& (USA! USA! USA!)

The NFL Is Pretty Damn Funny When Subjected To Some Bad Lip Reading (LOLZ)
http://deadspin.com/5976277/the-nfl-is-pretty-damn-funny-when-subjected-to-some-bad-lip-reading

Here's what happened the last time the U.S. defaulted on its debt - http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2013/01/heres-what-happened-the-last-time-the-us-defaulted-on-its-debt/267205/

Christopher Walken best lines on SNL Connie Stinson/Jenny Jones talk show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BomEjGIpcto

NSFW See-Saw
http://i.imgur.com/E8TB8.gif

The Ultimate Girls Fail Compilation 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gng3sPiJdzA

Obama Gun Control Proposals Unveiled, Marking Biggest Legislative Effort In A Generation http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/16/obama-gun-control-proposals_n_2486919.html

One year with Obama
http://imgur.com/a/mMqLS

Verizon employee outsources his job to China, spends days surfing the internet - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21043693

The pun conundrum
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21011778

Manti Te'o's Dead Girlfriend, The Most Heartbreaking And Inspirational Story Of The College Football Season, Is A Hoax
http://deadspin.com/5976517/manti-teos-dead-girlfriend-the-most-heartbreaking-and-inspirational-story-of-the-college-football-season-is-a-hoax

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Milky Jew Thighs

Interesting story on knee injuries in sports, focusing on RG3- http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2013/01/14/169313488/after-the-knee-is-fixed-how-long-before-the-player-returns?sc=17&f=1001

Celebrity gossip update-- Jason Sudeikis locked down Olivia Wilde:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20664283,00.html

I like the Fancy Bear - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1nBCKNXXJY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Nyjer Morgan Got Caught Cheating On His Girlfriend, According To Nyjer Morgan's Twitter Account http://deadspin.com/5975967/nyjer-morgan-got-caught-cheating-on-his-girlfriend-according-to-nyjer-morgans-twitter-account

For all the PHISH Bros out there...
http://vimeo.com/56482813

Sugar Boy (Funny Skit)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=meiqxeUEwH0

LMFAO Elmo Parody
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWF86D_UNxc

'Slumdog' star: Rape could happen to me
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c3#/video/international/2013/01/15/erin-bts-pinto-india-rape.cnn

One of the best concerts ever: Roy Orbison - Black & White Night (1 hour long)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyKzVnlMV9Y

Big Lazy - Eenie Meenie (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ_hKDVJNs4

NYPD to equip prescription drug bottles with GPS to thwart thieves
http://www.theverge.com/2013/1/15/3878874/nypd-to-equip-prescription-drug-bottles-with-gps-to-catch-thieves

Pollution in Beijing (ridiculous pictures): http://www.theatlanticcities.com/neighborhoods/2013/01/nasa-satellite-image-shows-beijing-drowning-lake-smog/4397/

A light hearted Supreme Court session today:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/clarence-thomas-breaks-long-silence-during-supreme-court-oral-arguments/2013/01/14/a7c6023c-5e7a-11e2-9940-6fc488f3fecd_story.html

Dan Brown to release new book that is probably the same as Davinci Code
http://www.vulture.com/2013/01/new-dan-brown-book-coming-in-may.html

Animal Gift - Panty Melters
http://imgfave.com/collection/149392

Newtown man who helped 6 kids getting harassed by conspiracy theorists - http://www.salon.com/2013/01/15/this_man_helped_save_six_children_is_now_getting_harassed_for_it/

Newtown massacre conspiracy theorists (assholes) - http://www.salon.com/2013/01/09/the_worst_sandy_hook_conspiracy_theory_yet/

Great headline:
http://www.tmz.com/2013/01/15/anastasia-ashley-surfing-wave-photo-butt/

Is today 'Blue Monday?' Most depressing day of the year is either Jan 14 or Jan 21
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/today-blue-monday-article-1.1239879


I can't tell if this is a really sick goal or just an absolutely horrendous goalie..leaning towards the latter. 
http://www.businessinsider.com/jori-lehtera-no-look-goal-video-2013-1

back when hXc dancing was a thing, i think this was the training regimen http://imgur.com/SpMRG

The Russian military finally makes the switch to socks... yes... socks. - http://atwar.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/01/14/russian-military-ordered-to-switch-to-socks/

Walmart expands plan to hire 100,000+ veterans - http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2013/01/what-wal-marts-plan-to-hire-100-000-veterans-means-for-the-company-and-economy-nothing/267188/

Destroying Snow Men in slow mo - http://laughingsquid.com/destroying-snowmen-in-slow-motion/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+laughingsquid+%28Laughing+Squid%29

Girl posts naked photo of herself on ebay while selling dress (Semi NSFW)
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4745525/girl-posts-naked-photo-on-ebay.html

Monday, January 14, 2013

Ottawa Sucks

Boop! (Panty Melter)
http://i.imgur.com/JgZWO.gif

An Internet Activist Commits Suicide
http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2013/01/12/an-early-builder-of-reddit-reportedly-committed-suicide/?mod=e2tw

3OH!3 - ROBOT (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=kNhpKra0AsM&NR=1

High Roller bar in Thailand (NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGgtXLN68JA

George Lucas: What Really Happened - https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_BMgegut3UM (comical)

Patriotic Group To Build Armed 'Defensible' Neighborhood Fortress
http://cnsnews.com/blog/gregory-gwyn-williams-jr/patriotic-group-build-armed-defensible-neighborhood-fortress

Funny Toyota Rav4 Murder Ad Banned Commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=DV6X7POhdoo&feature=endscreen

US's plan to invade Canada 1935
http://www.glasnost.de/hist/usa/1935invasion.html

Why Does Coffee Make You Poop?
You know it when you feel it. You've just sat down at your breakfast table, or settled in at your favorite cafĂ©. You're a few sips into your brew when, out of nowhere, the urge to download a brownload is becoming urgent. Just a few swigs of coffee and it can feel like you like you've mainlined a laxative — but why?
View full story at http://io9.com/5975041/why-does-coffee-make-you-poop

How BMW Became A Terrorist Icon In The 1970s (And How It Made Them Cool) - http://jalopnik.com/5975558/how-bmw-became-a-terrorist-icon-in-the-1970s

some rad hang gliding
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/01/11/sports/a-record-ride-on-the-texas-wind.html?hp

The End of Courtship?
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/13/fashion/the-end-of-courtship.html?hp&_r=0

My Travel Wish List
http://travel.nytimes.com/2013/01/13/travel/paul-therouxs-travel-wish-list.html?pagewanted=2&ref=travel&_r=0

Semi NSFW: Butt machine gun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXiMqrXt6XU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Is fasting hurting Carmelo?
http://www.cbssports.com/nba/blog/eye-on-basketball/21551069/knicks-carmelo-anthony-has-been-fast-ing-hes-been-fasting

LOLZ Woman plunges through UES sidewalk
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/woman_plunges_through_side_sidewalk_m6EuAQggTvkkVlgJYlmFRP

Washington, Help Us Inaugurate UberTAXI
http://blog.uber.com/2013/01/14/washington-help-us-inaugurate-ubertaxi/

Carmelo Anthony Admits He's Been Fasting for Past 15 Days, Amar'e a Vegan
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1483380-carmelo-anthony-admits-hes-been-fasting-for-past-15-days-amare-a-vegan?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=cnn-sports-bin&hpt=hp_bn14

Brazillian waxes have made crabs an endangered species - http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-01-13/brazilian-bikini-waxes-make-crab-lice-endangered-species-health.html

Ravens fan goes insane
http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/nflblitz/watch_ravens_fan_goes_insane_during_dk9FunRbWReVueT3rL8GoM#axzz2HyamK5Oq

How to fix every common zipper problem - http://lifehacker.com/5975700/

Watch an Atlanta Hawks Fan Seemingly Defy Laws of Physics with Halfcourt Shot
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1483470-watch-an-atlanta-hawks-fan-seemingly-defy-laws-of-physics-with-halfcourt-shot

NASTY! Is That Calamari Or Pig Rectum?
http://gothamist.com/2013/01/14/is_that_calamari_or_pig_rectum.php

A Football Life - Barry Sanders: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGQp90Rzj9M (full program)

Adorable Baby Crashes Daddy's Concert (panty melter)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ah4nb43JMvI#

That awkward moment when a police chase goes from your TV screen to your front yard. http://digg.tumblr.com/post/40541583920/that-awkward-moment-when-a-police-chase-goes-from

Japanese way of folding T-shirts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=b5AWQ5aBjgE

Floss for Belly Button Lint: New invention

If you have not done so already, take the new BroSurvey (don't share link with women)
http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/GFDGBZD


Hunter S. Thompson's Daily Routine Was Way More Intense Than Your Daily Routine
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/hunter-s-thompsons-daily-routine-is-way-more-int

Is this belly button from the 90's or today?  You will like this if you have a belly button fetish.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/kdries/quiz-is-this-belly-button-from-the-90s-or-today-4fsn

thass how you let the beat build (chill song)
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5my6g_lil-wayne-let-the-beat-build-prod-b_music#.UPAZc4njn_Q

Somebody throw this woman in jail...FUCKS SAKE
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/women-crush-batman-shooter-holmes-article-1.1238090

Banned 90s LUNCHABLEZ commercial (LOLZ)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHnGMV8yOEQ

Recently found historic photo of Hiroshima mushroom cloud:
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/01/rare-photo-of-the-mushroom-cloud-over-hiroshima-discovered-in-a-japanese-elementary-school/267042/

President Obama Would Choose to Fight the Horse-Sized Duck
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2013/01/president-obama-would-choose-to-fight-the-horse-sized-duck/267071/

iPhone Quick-Draw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mXYxZ6ed70E

Men Who Ordered Bailey's Jailed in Cameroon for 'Looking Gay'
http://gawker.com/5974456/men-who-ordered-baileys-jailed-in-cameroon-for-looking-gay

Agreed, Baby Pandas Are Cute. But Why?
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/01/10/169057467/agreed-baby-pandas-are-cute-but-why

Python on a plane! - http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/life-video/video-watch-this-python-try-to-escape-a-plane-yes-actually/article7206775/

Radio station changes call letters to WRG3:
http://www.nbcwashington.com/blogs/capital-games/WPGC-955-Changes-Call-Letters-To-WRG3-186474401.html

Blockhead - Carnivores Unite (Chill Song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F01tB9b7-s

46 places to go in 2013
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/01/10/travel/2013-places-to-go.html?hp

This woman loves cheese
http://hotliberals.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/fat-woman-casually-eats-entire-block-of-cheese.jpg

Choir boys sing Meow song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPdqdqj3ghY

Motion Controlled Pornography: GameLink's Interactive Videos Could Be The Future Of Self Love http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/11/motion-controlled-pornogry-gamelink_n_2456338.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

The Most Amazing Footage Of The Moon In Decades
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jwherrman/the-most-amazing-footage-of-the-moon-in-decades

True Facts About Morgan Freeman (LOLZ)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/zefrank/true-facts-about-morgan-freeman

Good Will Hunting: An Oral History
http://www.bostonmagazine.com/articles/2013/01/good-will-hunting-oral-history/print/?src=longreads