Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Harvey Dent Y'all

Arnold, Wilt, and Hugh at the Playboy Mansion in 1977
https://twitter.com/CoolSportPhotos/status/328682394368483328/photo/1

This guy treats PB&Js like a religion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcEaD8COY1o

MLS Season…Begins? Wraps Up? Well, Here's A Photo Of...Landon Donovan?
http://www.theonion.com/articles/mls-seasonbegins-wraps-up-well-heres-a-photo-oflan,32222/

Dolphins WR Mike Wallace Comes Out As Stupid Asshole
http://www.theonion.com/articles/dolphins-wr-mike-wallace-comes-out-as-stupid-assho,32252/

'Fuck You,' Obama Says In Hilarious Correspondents' Dinner Speech
http://www.theonion.com/articles/fuck-you-obama-says-in-hilarious-correspondents-di,32245/

LOLZ! http://i.imgur.com/nk9DCzD.jpg

This is how you should end the next conversation with your boss: http://i.imgur.com/midrWQK.gif

Why I'm waiting to pounce on the first round of divorcees
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/10018932/Why-Im-waiting-to-pounce-on-the-first-round-of-divorcees.html

The pampered world of Congressional air travel - http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-04-30/the-pampered-world-of-congressional-air-travel#r=rss

This guy has a job in every movie - http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6872865/this-guy-had-one-job-to-do-on-every-movie-ever

Seven things the North Koreans are good at - http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2013/04/29/7_things_north_korea_is_really_good_at

I'm not sure if I like the new iOS concept - http://9to5mac.com/2013/04/29/jony-ive-paints-a-fresh-yet-familiar-look-for-ios-7/

And the highest paid college majors are.... - http://blogs.wsj.com/atwork/2013/04/29/and-the-highest-paid-college-majors-are/

Man arrested in India for letting his nine year old son drive his Ferrari - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-22346158

Japan's newest hair trend... the ripe tomato - http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/japanese-hair-trends-ripe-tomato/

The Streets - Roof of Your Car (cheeky song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flQwfvbEM9A

The Motley Fool: To Educate, Amuse and Enrich
http://www.fool.com/

Women are pussies about pooping:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/witw/articles/2013/04/27/the-last-office-taboo-for-women-doing-your-business-at-work.html

Hilarious Car Key Hack Lets You Drive It Like You Stole It (good for picking up a girl on a first date) http://gizmodo.com/hilarious-car-key-hack-lets-you-drive-it-like-you-stole-485873887

Man loses life savings on carnival game
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/carnival-life-savings-135411650.html
(I doubt the last quote in this article is true...)

Study: Sandy dumped 11 billion gallons of sewage into surrounding waters, mostly in NYC and NJ http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/study-sandy-dumped-11-billion-gallons-of-sewage-into-surrounding-waters-mostly-in-nyc-and-nj/2013/04/30/df7886d6-b196-11e2-9fb1-62de9581c946_story.html?hpid=z3

Weird Al and Huey Lewis in "American Psycho" goof - http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e3662085fb/american-psycho-with-huey-lewis-and-weird-al

Video: Man Rips Shotgun From Attacker's Hands (real ballsy)
http://wgno.com/2013/04/29/man-rips-shotgun-from-his-attackers-hands/#axzz2RucXvSd5

Terrifying Video Of A Plane Crash In Afghanistan (why is the driver dead silent..fucking sketchball)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mikehayes/terrifying-video-of-a-plane-crash-in-afghanistan

Bill Clinton at age 12:
http://twitpic.com/cn5zxg

Smoking Hookah Is Terrible For You
http://www.businessinsider.com/hookah-is-worse-than-a-half-pack-a-day-cigarette-habit-2013-4

Hines Ward thinks there's too much locker room horseplay for a gay NFL player, ha:
"I don't think football is ready, there's too many guys in the locker room and, you know, guys play around too much," Ward said on NBC Sports Radio via Pro Football Talk.
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/blog/eye-on-football/22170567/hines-ward-doesnt-think-football-is-ready-for-an-openly-gay-player

must be tough to defend tony romo sometimes for cowboys fans.
http://bustedcoverage.com/2013/04/30/tony-romo-manicure-and-pedicure-day/

300 gallons of urine seems pretty legit
http://www.newstimes.com/policereports/article/300-gallons-of-urine-found-in-home-4474077.php

Brushy One String - Chicken in The Corn (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=E8H-67ILaqc

Central Park Rightly Afraid of 'Frankenfish,' Which Can Breathe Air
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/04/central-park-afraid-of-snakehead-frankenfish.html

Monday, April 29, 2013

Toaster Strudel Frosting Bukkake

Best part of NFL Draft: http://deadspin.com/our-favorite-nfl-draft-moment-came-when-denard-robinson-483782823

Jets release Tim Tebow
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/9222870/new-york-jets-cut-tim-tebow-source

You guys been catching any of the coffee stories on NPR during Coffee Week? Definitely some interesting pieces. http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2013/04/23/178627908/why-caffeine-in-coffee-is-a-miracle-drug-for-the-tired

Yvette Prieto and Michael Jordan Wedding: Attendees, Photos and Details
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1621606-yvette-prieto-and-michael-jordan-wedding-attendees-photos-and-details?hpt=hp_t5

11/22/63 is hopefully being made into a movie by JJ Abrams: http://www.vulture.com/m/2013/04/jj-abrams-stephen-king-JFK.html

An Abu Dhabi Sheik Is About To Buy A New York MLS Expansion Team - http://deadspin.com/an-abu-dhabi-sheik-is-about-to-buy-a-new-york-mls-expan-484309980

Dog Gif -> http://i.imgur.com/YvLlbmP.gif

The 30 Happiest Facts Of All Time
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-happiest-facts-of-all-time

I like this video... Forever Alone Meets Michelle Jenneke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_9J2oJjjd4  (might induce Boners, yet SFW)

Rays Reporter Captures Moment Of Her Near-Death With A Selfie
http://deadspin.com/rays-reporter-captures-moment-of-her-near-death-with-a-484383683

Gay NBA Player
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/magazine/news/20130429/jason-collins-gay-nba-player/#ixzz2RrjYUqUM

Greater DC Bros, activity with your Sig other, Dog, or Mother's day
http://www.paradisespringswinery.com/

SCIENCE: Men Are Most Attractive With 'Heavy Stubble'
http://www.businessinsider.com/men-attractive-with-heavy-stubble-2013-4

Blenny, Red Sea
http://photography.nationalgeographic.com/photography/photo-of-the-day/blenny-coral-red-sea/

Wolf Blitzer Falls Victim To 'Swatting' Hoax
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/29/wolf-blitzer-swatting-hoax_n_3177328.html

China has an electric car that goes from 0-60 in 3.7 seconds. Dayuum http://news.sky.com/story/1084187/china-worlds-fastest-electric-car-unveiled

Mike Wallace does not understand gays
http://thisisgettingold.net/2013/04/29/mike-wallace-confirms-that-atheletes-are-still-douches/

Daily Show's piece on Gun Control & Australia is pretty dang good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pOiOhxujsE
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVuspKSjfgA

U.S. role at a crossroads in Mexico's intelligence war on the cartels
http://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/us-role-at-a-crossroads-in-mexicos-intelligence-war-on-the-cartels/2013/04/27/b578b3ba-a3b3-11e2-be47-b44febada3a8_story.html

A Swiss team of engineers has designed a plane that will fly around the world—without burning an ounce of fuel.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323550604578410800434511668.html?mod=e2fb

Teen Mom chick to do porn:
http://www.tmz.com/2013/04/29/farrah-abraham-sex-tape-vivid-six-figures/

been blasted before, but so good. Pandas on slide. panty melter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=sGF6bOi1NfA&feature=endscreen

Tony Parker And Bruce Bowen Share A Similar Respect For Jason Collins
http://deadspin.com/tony-parker-and-bruce-bowen-share-a-similar-respect-for-484620124

Lolz -- Steven Spielberg's "Obama"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZyU213nhrh0

Metta World Peace's Reaction To Jason Collins Coming Out Is The Best
http://deadspin.com/metta-world-peaces-reaction-to-jason-collins-coming-ou-484696678

Neutral Milk Hotel Gets Together for 5 shows. http://gawker.com/indie-weirdo-heartthrobs-neutral-milk-hotel-are-getting-484721361

Friday, April 26, 2013

Friday Fluffernutter Farts

NSFW! BEST GIF EVER! AHHHHHHHHHHH BABYLONS!
http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/super-page/best-gif-in-the-history-of-the-world-nsfw/

HAHAHAH! LOLZ!  THIS KID GETS PWNED BY THE MAIL-MAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDFQYKPsVOQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player


Meet the new Benjamin
http://money.cnn.com/video/news/2010/04/21/n_cmr_new_100_bill.cnnmoney/

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Main_Page
Encyclopædia Dramatica (often abbreviated ED[4] and æ) is a satiricalopen wiki that uses MediaWiki software.[5]Launched on December 10, 2004, itlampoons both encyclopedic topics andcurrent events, especially those related or relevant to contemporary Internet culture. It is frequently utilized by a socially fluid and dynamic Internet subculture known asAnonymous.[6] The not safe for work site celebrates a subversive "trolling culture",[7]and documents Internet memes, culture, and events, such as mass organized pranks, trolling events, "raids", large scale failures of Internet security, and criticism ofInternet communities which are accused ofself-censorship in order to garner prestige or positive coverage from traditional andestablished media outlets.

BREAKING: Andy Reid Trades First Overall Pick For Bite Of Bacon Double Cheeseburger
http://www.theonion.com/articles/breaking-andy-reid-trades-first-overall-pick-for-b,32207/

Boston Bomber Carjack victim's story... wow
http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2013/04/25/carjack-victim-recounts-his-harrowing-night/FX6CAnypP1NbrMuPFb6zTM/story.html

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capitals-insider/wp/2013/04/24/alex-ovechkin-jokes-about-russian-celebration-after-capitals-clinch-southeast/ But then a reporter asked Ovechkin how he celebrated this latest achievement Tuesday night, and the 27-year-old winger offered up the sort of sarcastic answer that may be the best example yet that he has turned a new leaf this season.
"Yeah, like, we went to the bar. I got home at 7 in the morning. I get hammered," Ovechkin deadpanned. "That's kind of Russian celebration."

Police potentially developing a breathalyzer for pot and cocaine ---> http://www.theatlanticcities.com/technology/2013/04/could-police-get-breathalyzer-marijuana-and-cocaine/5412/

Death row, last meals: http://www.vice.com/read/two-pints-of-mint-choc-chip-or-a-single-olive


The Supreme Court decides a little bit of weed ain't so bad:
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/scotus_rules_for_jamaican_immigrant_fighting_deportation_after_pot_guilty_p/

Former DA jailed after judge issues scathing opinion in rare Texas court of inquiry
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/former_da_jailed_after_judge_issues_scathing_opinion_in_rare_texas_court_of/

Woman arrested 396 times tells parole board she can change
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/woman_arrested_396_times_tells_parole_board_she_can_change/

Tourists Forced to Swim in Ocean for 14 Hours After Fishing Boat Sinks
http://gawker.com/tourists-forced-to-swim-in-ocean-for-14-hours-after-fis-481768127

Ferrari 458 Italia becomes most expensive prize ever on Price Is Right
http://www.autoblog.com/2013/04/26/ferrari-458-italia-becomes-most-expensive-prize-ever-on-price-is/

Rick Pitino Got His Louisville NCAA Championship Tattoo
http://dimemag.com/2013/04/rick-pitino-got-his-louisville-ncaa-championship-tattoo/



This is a picture of the girl who wrote that sorority e-mail going around.  She is hot.  I was picturing a frumpy little control freak.  I was wrong.  She is hot. http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/sorority-girl-email-writer--resigns--from-delta-gamma-172810311.html

this is a LOST-esque find http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/floating-7-foot-head-leaves-rowers-scratching-theirs-150612279--abc-news-topstories.html

LOLZ! http://browncardigan.com/?p=24568

old, but good. Girl plays three instruments at once!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE2jy23iG2M

RIP. George Jones - LIVE "He Stopped Loving Her Today"  (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R2F9f2Cl6Y

Are the Boston Bombers Just Douchebags?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/gavin-shulman/are-the-boston-bombers-ju_b_3156038.html

This guy found 2 grizzly cubs with their dead mother in Alaska. One cub survived and eh managed to raise it to maturity. The bear is a total BRO now.
http://i.imgur.com/uAprd.jpg

Red Panda Does Gymnastic Rings Pull-Ups
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=V4RX15cxI28

Mazzy Star - So Tonight That I Might See (chill song) (Full album) (anal beads)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpBeRede1X0

Here is an interesting one about how big corporations stifle innovation:
http://blogs.hbr.org/cs/2013/04/explainer_how_corruption_is_st.html

9:30 Club in DC wins best music venue
www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/26/best-music-venues-in-america_n_3164349.html

This kid from CUA Lax pulled Steve Carrell's move from Crazy, Stupid, Love. Some of the worst arguments you can get into happen when you're in the car, but c'mon, bro.
http://www.cnycentral.com/news/story.aspx?id=890315#.UXrZZcqGdWI
An Arlington County Police spokesperson told CNY Central that Brendan Englert jumped out of the vehicle, driven by his girlfriend Danielle Nichols, while it was moving, sustaining severe injuries. Englert passed away from his injuries on Thursday. Police say Nichols remained by Englert's side until emergency crews arrived.
Danielle Nichols was charged with Driving Under the Influence, but police stressed that the charge is unrelated, and that they have no idea why Englert jumped out of the car.

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Hello fellow human, let us discuss the weather.

(chill song) Luna play "California All the Way" circa 1994
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZU3QFvaMQPs

New Teen Fad - Condom Snorting... There are tons of these videos...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t75KXrmom9w

Why Rhett Butler's Weed Is So Strong
http://www.fee.org/the_freeman/detail/why-rhett-butlers-weed-is-so-strong#axzz2RRLXeLu1

Richie Havens - Freedom/Motherless Child (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BSJYkOKZd8

Vote for the college football logo:
http://www.collegefootballplayoff.com/

Santana - Soul Sacrifice 1969 "Woodstock" Live Video Sound HQ (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqZceAQSJvc

GQ piece on Women serving in combat roles in the military - http://www.gq.com/news-politics/newsmakers/201305/united-states-military-women-gq-may-2013

Riding along with a white supremacist's "White Patrol" at Baltimore's Towson Univ. - http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/04/24/mostly-noise-riding-along-with-towson-s-white-pride-safety-patrol.html

Inside the world of Google Bikes - http://www.wired.com/wiredenterprise/2013/04/google-bikes  and the conference bike: http://www.conferencebike.com/

Hipster bikers will love this 14 Foot Tall bike ride video - http://laughingsquid.com/stoopid-tall-a-14-foot-tall-bicycle

Has Plastic Surgery Made These 20 Korean Beauty Pageant Contestants Look The Same?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/amyodell/has-plastic-surgery-made-these-20-korean-beauty-pageant-cont

Partial lunar eclipse tonight:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/04/130424-partial-lunar-eclipse-moon-slooh-space-science/

The 10 Best Cities For Finding Employment Right Now
http://www.forbes.com/sites/jacquelynsmith/2013/04/22/the-10-best-cities-for-finding-employment-right-now/

Extreme Algae Blooms Expanding Worldwide
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/04/pictures/130423-extreme-algae-bloom-fertilizer-lake-erie-science/#/algae-blooms-in-lakes-may-be-new-normal-satellite_66479_600x450.jpg

Cat Shark chasing duckling --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of2HU3LGdbo

Folklore or historical fact: How your favorite road earned its bizarre name
http://www.wtop.com/654/3298500/How-area-roads-got-their-odd-names

Nathan 'For You' Fielder Asks Twitter Followers To Play Hilarious Drug Dealing Prank On Their Parents http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/04/nathan-for-you-fielder-asks-twitter-followers-to-play-hilarious-drug-dealing-prank-on-their-parents/

Koala STDs: Funny and sad at the same time- http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22207442

Apparently Roy Williams has been talking to the sick 14 year old bballer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If7Hrcf04Dw

First jab at Louis CK i've seen. Comedian mocks Louis C.K. in fake commercial for new comedy special (Video) http://www.laughspin.com/2013/04/24/comedian-mocks-louis-c-k-in-fake-commercial-for-new-comedy-special-video/

I found this on Ghostface Killah's twitter. The whole bit is pretty funny but the last part really made me LoL. "Ohhh nawww they got me twisted, son!" http://youtu.be/YQS25waBZCg?t=4m7s

Made up NFL players: 2013 NFL Draft: Reporter Pranks Fans At Radio City Music Hall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUfjngfcW1c&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Coolest GIF Ever Shows Five Overlaid Yu Darvish Pitches
http://deadspin.com/coolest-gif-ever-shows-five-yu-darvish-pitches-at-once-480964674

DC's richest and poorest metro stops.
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2013/04/25/the-underground-economy-d-c-s-richest-and-poorest-metro-stops/

What if we never run out of oil? New technology and a little-known energy source suggest that fossil fuels may not be finite. This would be a miracle—and a nightmare. - http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2013/05/what-if-we-never-run-out-of-oil/309294/

'Arrested Development' sneak peek: Buster and Lucille get closer than ever -- EXCLUSIVE CLIP
http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/04/25/arrested-development-buster-lucille/

Paul Desmond & Jimmy Hall - Samba de Orfeu (chill guitar):
http://youtu.be/-LxaIZZyAyk?t=2m10s

Jay-Z Reportedly Hires Professional Cigar Roller for Legends Of The Summer Tour
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/03/27/jay-z-hires-professional-cigar-roller-for-legends-of-the-summer-tour/

Couple At Point Where They're Comfortable Using Toilet At Same Time
http://www.theonion.com/articles/couple-at-point-where-theyre-comfortable-using-toi,32198/

Sylvester Stallone loses a puppy to coyotes
http://www.tmz.com/2013/04/25/sylvester-stallone-missing-dog-phoebe-posters/

Study: Majority Of Americans Not Informed Enough To Stereotype Chechens
http://www.theonion.com/articles/study-majority-of-americans-not-informed-enough-to,32124/

'Guns In Bars' Bill Passes South Carolina Senate
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/24/guns-in-bars-south-carolina_n_3149416.html

Got wood?
http://www.wood-database.com/wood-identification/

Chill Samba song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LxaIZZyAyk&feature=youtu.be&t=2m10s

Lil Dicky - Ex-Boyfriend (Official Video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC-e5vs6NeY

Side-Butt Is the New Sideboob
http://nymag.com/thecut/2013/04/trend-side-butt-is-the-new-sideboob.html

Kid pulls handgun on girl at Philly street corner - http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Caught-on-Camera-Kids-Pull-Handgun-on-Girl-Adult-204710401.html

Shepard Fairey to Debut New Anti-NRA Artwork Today http://dcist.com/2013/04/shepard_fairey_to_debut_new_anti-nr.php

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Chicken Soup for the Soul of your Wang

Zhangjiajie National Forest Park, China
http://travel.nationalgeographic.com/365-photos/zhangjiajie-national-forest-park-china/

This cat's got wheels --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewdbilSWjaM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

7 Photos Of Crashed Planes (Where No One On Board Died!)
http://gothamist.com/2013/04/23/7_photos_of_crashed_planes.php

Window cleaner hangs 100ft above ground With NO Harness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zy82VLAe-_w#!

Amazing Star Wars GIF
http://i.imgur.com/GQI2bWz.gif

Motivational Fitness Video. This will get you amped up to go to the gym... or hook up with your best friend.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=I9f4ZANSxtI#

NFL's first openly gay player could be Middle Tennessee State kicker Alan Gendreau
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/kicker-hopes-nfl-openly-gay-player-article-1.1325505

MGMT OFFICIAL VIDEO - "Alien Days"    
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG2Pgd6Tm7Q

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, College Weed Dealer
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2013/04/dzhokhar-tsarnaev-dealing-drugs/64529/

Oh Just Your Run Of The Mill Chinese Lady Shitting Next To Her Husband On A Glass Elevator
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/oh-just-your-run-of-the-mill-chinese-lady-shitting-next-to-her-husband-on-a-glass-elevator/

Baltimore hijinx - http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2013-04-23/news/bs-md-ci-bgf-jail-indictment-20130423_1_jail-guards-city-jail-baltimore-city-detention-center
"I hold the highest seat you can get," he told another alleged member of the gang. "So regardless of what anybody say, whatever I say is law. Like, I am the law. My word is law."
White had sexual relationships with numerous prison guards and got four pregnant, prosecutors allege. Two of the guards had his name tattooed on their bodies — one on her neck and another on her wrist, according to the indictment.

Out in the Great Alone: The Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9175394/out-great-alone

Cop Posing As Hooker Tells Browns LB Anal Sex Would Be An Extra $20
http://deadspin.com/cop-posing-as-hooker-tells-browns-lb-anal-sex-would-be-479672916

funny NBA gif
http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/BarnesReverseWarriorsBench.gif

this HAS to really elevate college cheating to a new level.
http://joshmaymedia.com/whiteWeasel/index.html

Corgi Spring Beach Day Draws Over 140 Corgis To Huntington Beach Dog Park
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/23/corgi-nation-2013_n_3142486.html

Fatty - http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbaiopk4Vb1rubb53o1_400.gif

Steve Kush, New Mexico GOP Official, Calls 19-Year-Old Labor Advocate 'A Radical B*tch'
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/24/steve-kush-new-mexico-gop-radical_n_3148039.html?1366829077

Cinnamon Challenge: Doctors Issue Warning Against Dangerous Trend
www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/22/cinnamon-challenge-warning_n_3131899.html

Chapter Jackson - It's Free Swipe Yo EBT (intense song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzspsovNvII

Virgin America flights allow mile-high flirting: Passengers can send drinks, texts to others
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/virgin-america-flights-allow-milehigh-flirting/-/1637132/19871644/-/85i0f3/-/index.html

The "Rent Is Too Damn High" Guy Has an Anthem
http://gawker.com/the-rent-is-too-damn-high-guy-has-an-anthem-479663292

NSFW  -  Bikini Girls on Beach - Summer is Comming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6LOZ8U_mfvM-

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

FJ's and PB&J's

Boston Conspiracy?  http://imgur.com/a/Nx8EU#wRTiCiG

Rex & Rob Ryan in High school --> http://www.terezowens.com/rex-and-rob-ryan-in-high-school/

Hide that female form i say!
http://www.cracked.com/article_20143_5-craziest-ways-men-have-censored-female-sexuality.html

In Virginia's Fairfax County, Robbing Banks for the CIA
http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-04-18/in-virginias-fairfax-county-robbing-banks-for-the-cia

Earth Day Pictures: 20 Stunning Shots of Earth From Space
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/04/pictures/110422-earth-day-2011-earth-day-google-doodle-satellite-from-space-pictures-nasa-astronauts/

Will Sasso Vines: Arnold Schwarzenegger Driving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MT_JsQAF3A

Will Sasso Vines: Robert De Niro reading snarky tweets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gSws-M6LAo&NR=1&feature=endscreen

Comic Paul Mooney comes under fire for Boston comments at Levity Live show
http://www.lohud.com/article/20130422/NEWS03/304220135/Comic-Paul-Mooney-comes-under-fire-Boston-comments-Levity-Live-show

Van Gundy playing ball in 1984... http://pic.twitter.com/XBO9UMkMcQ

Here's a sloth snuggling with a kitten (Panty Melter)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/04/23/heres-a-sloth-snuggling-with-a-kitten/

Worst First Date Ever: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/23/donald-bernard-mcgee-jr-a_n_3138976.html

Italian Cat Fight! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=RZQe_xyUqBc  (SEMI NSFW)

Jimmy Kimmel Tricked People At Coachella Into Professing Their Love For Bands That Don't Exist http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/04/jimmy-kimmel-coachella/

Google Glasses --> http://jesuschristsiliconvalley.tumblr.com/post/48596551224/nice-piece-of-glass

LOL COMIC --> http://browncardigan.com/?p=24504

Proof That McDonald's Hamburgers Look the Same After 14 Years
http://thefw.com/mcdonalds-hamburger-14-years-later/

Rihanna TIT, NSFW
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/uhh-did-rihanna-just-post-a-picture-of-her-tits-on-instagram

Game of Thrones author: Jets G.M. should get the axe
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/04/23/game-of-thrones-author-jets-g-m-should-get-the-axe/

Have You Ever Seen the Rain (Creedance Clearwater Revival minor key rework):
http://majorvsminor.bandcamp.com/track/have-you-ever-seen-the-rain-creedance-clearwater-revival-minor-key-rework

Apple iPhone 6 Rumors: Leaked Photo Showcases Plastic Exterior, Redesigned Specs For 'Cheap' iPhone 5 http://www.ibtimes.com/apple-iphone-6-rumors-leaked-photo-showcases-plastic-exterior-redesigned-specs-cheap-iphone-5#

Best-Selling Author Seeks Female Participant for Erotic Novel Research
http://gawker.com/best-selling-author-seeks-female-participant-for-erotic-478346384

AI just needs to make it to 55. "Reebok signed him to a huge endorsement deal, including a deferred trust worth more than $30 million, a lump sum he can't touch until he turns 55." http://articles.washingtonpost.com/2013-04-19/sports/38666036_1_allen-iverson-sixers-nba-s

7 Reasons Why You Should Want to Date an Older Woman
http://www.howaboutwe.com/date-report/7-reasons-why-you-should-want-to-date-older-woman/#  ( i don't agree...but hey...that's me)

12 Engagement Photos That Will Make You Happy You're Single
http://www.buzzfeed.com/nataliem15/14-engagement-photos-that-will-make-you-happy-you-a0ne

Lobster Stuffed with Tacos

Phantom Muchentuchen Advert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLOY0Z94new

This makes me giggle, mainly because of the use of twat and cunt- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmpnPmAXiQQ

Ken Block, the guy who did that ridiculous Redbull rally car drive through San Francisco, went to South Korea... he's with Monster now - http://videos.digg.com/post/48460245464/ken-block-went-to-south-korea-then-a-whole-bunch

'Our hearts are sickened by the horror he inflicted': Shocked family of All-American girl who converted to Islam to marry Boston bomber say tragedy proves 'we never really knew him'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2311809/Tamerlan-Tsarnaev-Boston-bomber-married-Katherine-Russell-converted-Islam-marry-him.html

As Boston reeled, younger bombing suspect partied
http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/20/us/boston-younger-brother/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

It would be really hard for someone to break this record. Crawford's rainbow shot definitely has something to do with it- http://fullyclips.com/2013/04/20/crawford4pointplay/

Mad Gang Rapes in Papua New Guinea
http://www.thenews.com.pk/Todays-News-1-172741-US-academic-speaks-out-about-gang-rape-ordeal-in-PNG

2nd man arrested in rape of 5-year-old Indian girl
http://news.yahoo.com/2nd-man-arrested-rape-5-old-indian-girl-055919487.html

Russian circus man falls 85 ft.
http://www.belgeinfo.com/85-foot-trapeze-fall-video-16043-2013/

Al Michaels DUI!  Sly fox tried to get away from the checkpoint!
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9196392/al-michaels-nbc-arrested-alleged-dui-california

Europe in 9 walks:
http://travel.nytimes.com/2013/04/21/travel/europe-in-9-walks.html?hpw&_r=0

Listen to MGMT's new single, "Alien Days"
http://consequenceofsound.net/2013/04/listen-to-mgmts-new-single-alien-days/

Toddlers becoming so addicted to iPads they require therapy
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/10008707/Toddlers-becoming-so-addicted-to-iPads-they-require-therapy.html

RAW VIDEO: Firefight Between Boston Bombing Suspects and Police
http://www.ora.tv/newsbreaker/firefight-boston-bombing-suspects-police-0_ugc85fkk

Uncle Ruslan: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3tzut4/

More raw shootout: Holy shit! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=796UFHldHM4

New York's Best Stoner Foods, 2012 (1 year old)
http://ny.eater.com/archives/2012/04/12_new_stoner_foods_in_new_york_city.php

This guy's got a good head on his shoulders. Welcome to Denmark: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0MOB_i_bYA

weird relation to the Boston Bombers... http://www.businessinsider.com/murder-of-brendan-mess-the-best-friend-of-boston-bombing-suspect-tamerlan-tsarnaev-2013-4

For those of you playing with spreadsheets all day... EXCEL TIPS
http://www.businessinsider.com/basic-excel-tricks-and-shortcuts-2013-4?op=1

Stephen King's 'It' - all of it - on Youtube, crazy.
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJgydsVdz2E

A Wet Towel In Space Is Not Like A Wet Towel On Earth
http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2013/04/21/177949605/a-wet-towel-in-space-is-not-like-a-wet-towel-on-earth

The Problem with One-Night Stands in Locked-Down Boston
http://www.esquire.com/blogs/culture/lust-during-wartime

Ridiculous 14 year old basketball player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If7Hrcf04Dw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

No need to jump the fence FBI Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahwSmcZxBAU

Cops confiscate 2.5 lb joint on 4/20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfIpkjCk37A&feature=youtube_gdata_player

First Listen: Deerhunter, 'Monomania'
http://www.npr.org/2013/04/21/177759938/first-listen-deerhunter-monomania

Michael Shannon (Agent Van Alden from Boardwalk Empire) dramatically reading that viral sorority email from last week, really good haha
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ad20b4edf/michael-shannon-reads-the-insane-sorority-letter

amazing collection of photos from west texas, scroll until you see the deer head one, wow.
http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/04/texass-fertilizer-plant-explosion/100501/

How to get fired after your first day on the job --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF6OySsPpko

Man Purchasing Pair Of Red Pants Better Be Ready To Put Up Or Shut Up
http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-purchasing-pair-of-red-pants-better-be-ready-t,32136/

Terror plot foiled in Canada, Al-Qaeda linked cell wanted to blow up VIA Rail trains - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22258191

Netflix Seen Cracking Down on Sharing to Bolster Profit
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-04-22/netflix-seen-cracking-down-on-sharing-to-bolster-profit.html

these uncle rusland meme's are pretty incredible
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/uncle-ruslan-memes-make-me-laugh/

Man u is about to win the EPL. this goal is insane
http://deadspin.com/robin-van-persies-wondergoal-likely-delivered-man-unit-477295330

Amanda Bynes is the next Lohan
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/22/amanda-bynes-gym-weed_n_3132809.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

Earth Day special
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-starting-to-realize-new-era-of-american-inn,32156/

Lobster Stuffed with Tacos --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ikR1H3mh90

Luminair Tree Tent could change the way we think about camping - http://www.luminair.co.uk/tt/

Saturday, April 20, 2013

You only YOLO Once

@Deadspin: Here's everything we know about Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the dead bombing suspect & older brother of the suspect at large http://t.co/IN5jgFBh9V

Youtube Video of Boston Bombers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lgTvAMP2Ak

Imagine waking up to this in your backyard https://twitter.com/shawna_england/status/325188104912785408/photo/1

What We Know About Boston Marathon Bomb Suspects Dzhokhar And Tamerlan Tsarnaev
http://www.buzzfeed.com/chrisgeidner/what-we-know-about-boston-marathon-bomb-suspect-dzhokhar-tsa

On of the bomber pieces of shit loves Ranch Dressing!  https://twitter.com/TheMatthewKeys/status/325209778953531392/photo/1

Some Background on Chechnya
http://www.cfr.org/terrorism/chechen-terrorism-russia-chechnya-separatist/p9181#cid=soc-facebook-at-backgrounder-chechen_terrorism_russia_chech-123169

Adolphus Busch IV Resigns From NRA After Gun Control Defeat In Senate
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/18/adolphus-busch-iv-nra_n_3112750.html

I need to get me one of these mouse-pads: http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/daily-morning-awesomeness-203.jpg

Great Prank: http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/tumblr_mld6p1luvm1qzcv7no4_250.gif

Good summary of these guys:
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/04/tamerlan-tsarnaev-boston-suspect-boxing.html?mid=twitter_dailyintel
and
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/04/dzhokhar-tsarnaev-boston-suspect-bombing.html?mid=twitter_dailyintel

Good Penguin GIF
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md2vkmsvUF1rahf9eo1_250.gif

VERY GRAPHIC WARNING-- dead body of the suspect #1
http://i.imgur.com/0U0ozqt.jpg

Bombers' Aunt in Toronto say they're innocent! - http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2013/04/19/pol-boston-marathon-bombings-aunt-toronto.html

Lolz: http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6601449_700b.jpg

22 People Who Are Worried The Terrorists Ruined Their 4/20
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/22-people-who-are-worried-the-terrorists-ruined-their-420

Wild Distortions on Google Earth Maps Captured
http://www.weather.com/sports-rec/weather-ventures/postcards-from-google-earth-20130412

Fucking Idiots... 27 People Who Think Alleged Bomber Dzokhar Tsarnaev Is Hot
http://www.buzzfeed.com/alexrees/27-people-who-think-alleged-bomber-dzokhar-tsarnaev-is-hot

Weird Louis C.K. short from the 90's: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=w8QzcS7g52g#!

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Advice to all women - "Keep his belly full and his balls empty"

Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian wants to buy Jay-Z's share of Nets
http://larrybrownsports.com/basketball/reddit-alexis-ohanian-jay-z-nets/184281

So much pride, Watch As The Crowd Sings The National Anthem At The Boston Bruins Game
http://deadspin.com/watch-as-the-crowd-sings-the-national-anthem-at-the-bos-475324379

CAUGHT ON CAMERA: Fertilizer Plant Explosion Near Waco, Texas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROrpKx3aIjA

Shocked... Brittney Griner Outs Herself As Already Out
http://deadspin.com/brittney-griner-outs-herself-as-already-out-475269554

The Boston Bombing Witch Hunt Bags Another Innocent Kid
http://deadspin.com/the-boston-bombing-witch-hunt-bags-another-innocent-kid-476001019

Why House Tyrell Is Actually Wealthier Than House Lannister
http://www.vulture.com/2013/04/why-the-tyrells-are-richer-than-the-lannisters.html

Listen to De La Soul's comeback single, "Get Away (feat. the Spirit of the Wu)" (chill song)
http://consequenceofsound.net/2013/04/listen-to-de-la-souls-comeback-single-get-away-feat-the-spirit-of-the-wu/

Patton Oswalt's Star Wars Filibuster - Parks and Recreation (NERD ALERT)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5BBhNkywMJY#!

Stephen Colbert And Alan Cumming Take On "Accidental Racist" With "Oopsie-Daisy Homophobe" http://sfist.com/2013/04/18/video_stephen_colbert_and_alan_cumm.php

3 Meals (and Drinks) With Game of Thrones' George R.R. Martin, As Shared With Superfans
http://www.vulture.com/2013/04/george-rr-martin-fans-have-three-meals-and-drinks.html

Harrison Ford Won't Answer Star Wars Questions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7T0vs9gYydo

Tuba Gooding Jr. solo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsxPDhoNoiU

Origins of coffee- http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22190802

Blood strawberries- http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22198699

Fourth body found in the Potomac this month- http://www.wtop.com/109/3290795/Fourth-body-pulled-from-DC-waterway

"WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR": A Sorority Girl Lashes Out At Her Sisters (UMD)
http://deadspin.com/we-fucking-suck-so-far-a-sorority-girl-lashes-out-at-476159462

WE'RE NOT BROKE Official Trailer
http://vimeo.com/46034488

Next Week's School Shooting Victims Thank Senate For Failing To Pass Gun Bill
http://www.theonion.com/articles/next-weeks-school-shooting-victims-thank-senate-fo,32094/

This must be from a newer episode of Simpsons because i don't remember it. LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpqBsU1JeE0

As most bros probably know, the Game of Thrones episode Sunday featured a legit version of The Bear and Maiden Fair performed by The Hold Steady at the end...  But what most people probably don't know, is the lead singer from Snow Patrol had a cameo at the beginning of the episode and was the leading singer in the more traditional version that opened the show.  Check out the "music" section under this article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walk_of_Punishment.  Here's a link to that song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox6GDDZGQ2w

Introducing Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita
http://beerstreetjournal.com/introducing-bud-light-lime-straw-ber-rita/

you smoke this shit to escape reality? I AM REALITY.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cyXO5tO6kw  <-- if you don't get the subject line today, watch this.

one of my new favorite GIFS: http://i.imgur.com/Fr3oexg.gif

None of the 10 busiest airline routes, by passenger volume, are in North America
http://skift.com/2013/04/16/the-10-busiest-airline-routes-by-passenger-volume/

The Original Simpsons Writers Reunite
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2013/04/16/conan_and_the_simpsons_writers_reunite_to_talk_shop_video.html

NBC signs a deal with the Barclays to televise all 380 EPL games starting next season. - http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/soccer/2013/04/16/nbc-premier-league-contract-nbc-sports-network/2088081/

Latest 'Man of Steel' Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6DJcgm3wNY&feature=youtu.be

Kevin Rudd, former prime minister of Australia and world class China scholar on current events in North Korea and China:
http://www.foreignaffairs.com/discussions/audio-video/foreign-affairs-focus-kevin-rudd-on-china-and-north-korea

Brooks Brothers The Great Gatsby Collection:
http://www.brooksbrothers.com/on/demandware.store/Sites-brooksbrothers-Site/default/GGSearch-Show?cgid=gatsby

I don't normally post entire CHIVE albums... but women drivers... amiright?!
http://thechive.com/2013/04/17/women-cant-drive-with-them-cant-drive-with-em-34-photos/

My Favorite photo of Pooh Bear
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/nope-nope-0.jpg

new GhostFace: http://www.npr.org/2013/04/08/176043665/first-listen-ghostface-killah-and-adrian-younge-twelve-reasons-to-die

Reddit is going to solve this shit.
http://www.reddit.com/r/findbostonbombers

This might honestly be the worst article ever written http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/atlanta-hawks-wore-headbands-thursday-people-were-pretty-005014662--nba.html

Another bombing video...its so loud:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BXT-ESWnIQ&feature=youtu.be

Budweiser Dresses Up Its Can With a Bow Tie
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/budweiser-dresses-bow-tie-141010881.html

Boston Marathon investigation: FBI may have suspect in bombings
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/boston-marathon-investigation-fbi-announce-substantial-progress-probe-170749073.html

Oh, well at least she's not a racist pedophile
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/17/texas-teacher-claims-she-couldnt-have-fondled-black-student-because-shes-racist/

This guy does all the Soprano's characters pretty damn well - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iwOnp4CmHE

'Breaking Bad' Sets Return Date for Final Episodes: Fifth and final season will resume on August 11th
http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/breaking-bad-sets-return-date-for-final-episodes-20130417

Jurassic Park theme on repeat for 10 hours: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIWLIUwe1tE

Great Onion article on how badly The Post fucked their one job: http://www.theonion.com/articles/this-is-a-tragedydoes-it-really-matter-exactly-how,32076/?ref=auto

Boston marathon victims
http://bigstory.ap.org/photo/boston-marathon-victims-1

great new sportscenter commericial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NpH73ZIOyS0

reddit and 4chan guy behind the famous pic collage finding the Boston Bomber
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jwherrman/the-man-behind-the-internets-hunt-for-the-boston-bomber

One guy starts Dance party
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GA8z7f7a2Pk

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Women's Suffrage? Pshhhh.....

Video of Boston Marathon Explosion, the audio alone is intense
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=046MuD1pYJg&feature=youtu.be

This is a really weird thing, but i like it
http://iloveyoulikeafatladylovesapples.com/

If this is a true story...then it's sad as SHIT... fukkkk
http://daily.bhaskar.com/article/WOR-TOP-boston-marathon-blasts-he-was-waiting-to-propose-to-his-girlfriend-who-died-in-t-4237055-PHO.html

This was actually kind of interesting. World's most unusual elevators - http://www.theworldgeography.com/2013/04/unusual-elevators.html

Youtube sensations, where are they now? - http://visual.ly/youtube-sensations-where-are-they-now

Crazy life story for this guy: http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/04/16/17773869-the-man-in-the-hat-at-boston-marathon-finish-line-carlos-arredondo-didnt-set-out-to-be-hero?lite

Pressure Cooker Bombs: http://www.wtop.com/1326/3287886/Source-Bombs-in-pressure-cookers-nails-ball-bearings

Every twitter employee mapped to twittiverse
http://www.fastcodesign.com/1671990/creepy-infographic-maps-the-relationships-of-every-twitter-employee#1

Pro Gun regulation Ads: http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/little-red-riding-hood-and-ar-15s--new-ads-contrast-school-bans-and-gun-regulations-174614434.html

time laspe video of the finish line yesterday, really amazing how many people compete in it.
http://deadspin.com/boston-marathon-time-lapse-video-joy-panic-process-473408346

Downy, $50 Mil., Avengers: http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/robert-downey-jr-confirms-avengers-payday-predicts-oscar-111333890.html

A Sloppy Excel Error Might Have Messed Up the Way We Think About GDP
http://gawker.com/5994805/a-sloppy-excel-error-might-have-messed-up-the-way-we-think-about-gdp

The Dallas Morning News is reporting NFL broadcaster, Pat Summerall has died at age 82
http://www.dallasnews.com/sports/dallas-cowboys/headlines/20130416-nfl-broadcaster-local-icon-pat-summerall-dies-at-age-82.ece

Monday, April 15, 2013

Society Done Lost its Mind

PSY's new Music Video for GENTLEMAN (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASO_zypdnsQ

This comic really spoke to me: http://pbfcomics.com/69/

22 Chubbiest Cheeks Of All Time (right up my alley)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleyperez/22-chubbiest-cheeks-of-all-time

'Kill The Wave' effort at Nats Park gains following
http://www.wtop.com/109/3283746/Kill-The-Wave-effort-at-Nats-Park-gains-following

How Europe (and perhaps the US?) could take some pointers from Swiss politics (acknowledging the small homogeneous population):
http://www.foreignaffairs.com/articles/139142/roland-benedikter-and-lukas-kaelin/the-swiss-miracle?page=show

Russia's new stealth bomber:
http://www.businessinsider.com/heres-russias-badass-next-generation-stealth-strategic-bomber-2013-4

Lessons from old people:
http://www.businessinsider.com/what-is-the-single-most-important-life-lesson-older-people-feel-young-people-need-to-know-2013-4

Expensive cities:
http://www.businessinsider.com/7-most-expensive-cities-in-the-us-2013-4#

Justin Bieber Left An Incredibly Idiotic Message At The Anne Frank House
"Justin Bieber at Anne Frank House: 'Hopefully She Would Have Been a Belieber'"
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/earshot/justin-bieber-at-anne-frank-439291

This photo of NK's supreme leader makes me LOL
http://www.lememe.com/archives/31246

Vicious Beaver Attacks and Kills Man in Belarus
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/04/12/vicious-beaver-attacks-and-kills-man-in-belarus/?hpt=hp_bn18

Stiglitz on the US Tax system: system is stacked against the 99% - http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/04/14/a-tax-system-stacked-against-the-99-percent/

"Gitmo Is Killing Me"  (this is fucked up)
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/15/opinion/hunger-striking-at-guantanamo-bay.html?_r=0

This is a horrible person
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/04/15/who-is-phoebe-price_n_3083866.html

Daft Punk Pharrell "Get Lucky" SNL Ad (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JMJwcOiBoZE

Call Me A Hole - Nine Inch Nails / Carly Rae Jepsen Mash-Up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0devdVSBBE&feature=youtu.be

URL is NSFW, but the content is very SFW...  Best Education/Learning websites
http://fuckinghomepage.com/websites/

This one really made me LOL http://pbfcomics.com/36/

Semi NSFW - Woman Orgasms while reading... IN SPANISH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpkiH76mXzY

NSFW - Hypnotism Orgasm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUfQihhssDM

The Little-Known History of Asian Takeout in America (shout out for DC chinese restuarants)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jennifer-lee/korean-american-food_b_3064476.html

No More Faith Hill for Sunday night football
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000159883/article/faith-hill-stepping-away-from-sunday-night-football

Boston marathon explosion: https://twitter.com/Boston_to_a_T/status/323871088532668416/photo/1
and https://twitter.com/theoriginalwak/status/323871871730864128/photo/1/large
and video: http://vine.co/v/bFdt5uwg6JZ

This is an AWESOME K-Mart Commercial!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I03UmJbK0lA

Tony Gwynn Jr. Owns Heckler
http://www.break.com/index/tony-gwynn-jr-owns-heckler-2433694

Lindsey Vonn's ex-husband jokes that he ratted out Tiger Woods
http://larrybrownsports.com/golf/lindsey-vonn-ex-husband-tiger-woods/183888

NYU Stern Professor's Advice To Student: Get Your S--- Together
http://www.businessinsider.com/nyu-professor-scott-galloways-email-2013-4

Stolen Laptop Ends Up In Iran, Sends Photos Of Innocent New Owners Back To Britain
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/12/stolen-laptop-iran_n_3069078.html?utm_hp_ref=email_share

After 27 years of burglaries, 'North Pond Hermit' is arrested
http://www.kjonline.com/news/North-Pond-Hermit-suspect-in-more-than-1000-burglaries-captured.html?pagenum=1

More Pics of Boston marathon Bombing: http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/04/photos-of-the-boston-marathon-bombing/100495/

Friday, April 12, 2013

3rd Cousin BJ's? APPROVED

Self-explanatory: http://www.omfgdogs.com/

first gay NFL Player?
http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/super-page/it-appears-kerry-rhodes-might-be-the-nfls-first-gay-player/

Today is National grilled cheese day
http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/04/11/april-puts-cheese-in-grilled-cheese/
(I like to compare spreading labial folds like you're opening up a grilled cheese sammy, seeing all that goo webbed to the sides of the bread, the steam puffing out, inviting your tongue to go on a sensual voyage... mmmm....)

Bench-Clearing Brawl Erupts Between Dodgers And Padres, Then Erupts Again
http://deadspin.com/bench-clearing-brawl-erupts-between-dodgers-and-padres-472600148?autoplay=1

Philly dude gets his ass cheek branded by a hot metal spatula while tailgating
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/why-wouldnt-someone-brand-themselves-with-a-spatula-while-tailgating-the-phillies-in-the-cbp-parking-lot/

A racist guy in Long Island?!? GET OUT OF TOWN!
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local/long_island&id=9062473

Hawking: Mankind has 1,000 years to escape the earth - http://rt.com/news/earth-hawking-mankind-escape-702/

Who plays which drinking games, and why? - http://www.thefix.com/content/research-study-college-drinking-games91531

You can now hire a paparazi to take photos of you on vacation - http://nymag.com/thecut/2013/04/you-can-hire-paparazzi-to-take-vacation-pics.html?mid=twitter_nymag

Brain's music pleasure zone identified - http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2013/apr/11/brain-music-pleasure-zone-identified

A lot fo these we've seen before, but they're still good. Photos of animals eating other animals - http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/perfectly-timed-photos-animals-eating-animals

Dude does nice job singing w/ voice-looping iphone app
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2sTt-51iS_I#

"Men have grown up in a world in which a conversation is often a contest,"... "For women, even a healthy debate—if there is such a thing—is about exchanging information and support." - http://www.theatlantic.com/sexes/archive/2013/04/men-and-women-tend-to-argue-about-different-things-in-different-ways/274807/

For DC Bros trying to get FAT
http://burgerdays.com/stoneys-is-making-the-ultimate-fatty-melt-for-grilled-cheese-month-oh-fck-yeah/#axzz2PwZEGRkW

M. Ward - Here Comes the Sun Again (chill song) (good raindy day musak)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oARKRB6hJX8

The Sun Lets Loose Its Biggest Flare of the Year (So Far)
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/04/the-sun-lets-loose-its-biggest-flare-of-the-year-so-far/274911/

Good GOT portraits -  http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Category:Images_by_TheMico

I really really like this GIF: http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/4/9/15/anigif_enhanced-buzz-5502-1365534168-13.gif

2 Jagons getting their marmulaks wet by tongue-darting a Taylor Swift song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=224E-VtB4k4

Damn, check out this trick kicking Norwegian who was recently picked up by the Lions.
 http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/havard-kickalicious-rugland-signs-detroit-lions-212003247--nfl.html

This guy does some pretty neat art. He's got a whole section called Fat Birds. http://www.sirmikeofmitchell.com/index.php?/just-like-us/

Best Bars in DC ... meh... i agree with 60%...
http://www.thrillist.com/drink/washington-dc/the-best-bars-in-dc

Upcoming Food shows that will make you fat
http://losangeles.grubstreet.com/2013/04/upcoming-cooking-shows.html?mid=twitter_grubst

here's a breaking bad recap (spoilers if you havent seen it)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-favws_T_U&feature=youtu.be

Louis CK Comedy Special this Saturday night on HBO - set your Tivo
 Teaser: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck58wslENoU

 Psy's New Single Is Out! Hear 'Gentleman' Now
http://soundcloud.com/kpopseven_net/psy-gentleman

Luke Warm Nanner Juice

Half the NFL takes Adderall
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/richard-sherman-says-half-league-takes-adderall-143837265--nfl.html

Turkey Jihad - The Gobbling Army
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX5b3BUvZMA

Remember when? - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywTZ3xgReiM

Locust Broods: http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/17-years-already/2013/04/09/e4decc2a-a16a-11e2-9c03-6952ff305f35_graphic.html

Bryce Harper's incredible solo home run
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2013/04/11/bryce-harpers-incredible-solo-home-run-video/

Why Your iPhone Addiction Is Snuffing Your Creativity
http://www.fastcompany.com/3008060/why-your-iphone-addiction-snuffing-your-creativity

NSFW - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasties

Long Ted Talk: Lawrence Lessig: We the People, and the Republic we must reclaim
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mw2z9lV3W1g

The curious history of US-Pakistan relations - http://dawn.com/2013/04/11/the-curious-history-of-us-pakistan-relations/

Guy gets arrested for videoing a cop... cop said his cell phone was a weapon - http://petapixel.com/2013/04/10/man-points-smartphone-camera-at-cop-gets-arrested-for-brandishing-weapon/

Guy catches baseball with beer cup and chugs (his buddy is really excited about it) - http://usatodaysports.tumblr.com/post/47699336006/mlb-chug

Momma Otter Teaches Baby Otter How to Swim (panty melter)
http://www.today.com/pets/baby-otter-gets-swim-help-mom-1C9220258

Must be read as sarcastic as possible- http://www.theonion.com/articles/well-doesnt-area-businessman-look-dapper-for-his-b,32014/

50 biggest brewers: http://philadelphia.foobooz.com/2013/04/10/brewer-association-releases-list-of-50-biggest-craft-brewers

Chain wants to make 'breastaurant' legit: A Texas restaurateur has trademarked the term, hoping to stake a claim on a booming industry.
http://money.msn.com/now/post.aspx?post=a66090e7-bf00-4c1c-bd4c-ac3ce4833a0c

Iggy Azalea - Work (bad song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zR6ROjoOX0

If Men Posed Like Women …
http://beautyisinside.com/2012/08/if-men-posed-like-women/

Funny DC Metro (fake) ads: http://imgur.com/a/gBd3Y

Paulina Gretzky, a new masters tradition.
http://bustedcoverage.com/2013/04/11/paulina-gretzky-makes-masters-debut-in-white-jeans-photos/?postpost=v2#content

Hot Chick Farting Prank
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=t7uoeBjJlog

Car Crashes Into Guy's House Twice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uGSSnJCQMzg

DOCUMENTARY: From the dealer to the narcotics officer, the inmate to the federal judge, a penetrating look inside America's criminal justice system, revealing the profound human rights implications of U.S. drug policy. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2125653/

Jayson Werth Used 'Game of Thrones' Theme Song as At-Bat Music
http://www.the700level.com/baseball-philadelphia-phillies/news/Jayson-Werth-Used-Game-of-Thrones-Theme-?blockID=837465&feedID=8510

John Wall throwing out first pitch tonight.  Hopefully he improves from this disaster:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usyNyn9Ang8