Friday, June 28, 2013

D for Brains

David Chase's eulogy for James Gandolfini -- FULL TEXT
http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/06/27/james-gandolfini-eulogy-david-chase/

Why Photographs of Watches and Clocks Show the Time 10:10
http://petapixel.com/2013/06/27/why-photographs-of-watches-and-clocks-show-the-time-1010/

Rick Moranis back at at it
http://heebmagazine.com/exclusive-rick-moranis-on-spaceballs-2-ghostbusters-3-and-my-mothers-brisket/45895

I like this MEME http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/butthurt-dweller-gordo-granudo

Game of Thrones (SPOILER ALERT)
http://www.wherehaveallthewildlingsgone.com/

DJ Shadow - Mutual Slump (chill song):  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4JAmn3uIa0

I like this New Yorker cover: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/culture/2013/06/new-yorker-cover-bert-ernie-gay-marriage.html

William Tell Golf Shot: http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/gifs_201.gif?w=494&h=275

Mark Sanchez Exposes Naked Butt, Dances Around With Two Women In Napa (NSFW VIDEO)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/26/mark-sanchez-naked-butt-dance-video_n_3499173.html  (Video has been removed, any bro that can find it will do good service)

27 NFL Players Arrested since Super Bowl - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2350619/Shocking-figures-reveal-27-NFL-players-arrested-Super-Bowl--including-murder.html

Get jacked like THE ROCK: http://powerathletehq.com/blog/2013/06/27/the-rocks-meal-plan/

Someone Built 'The Homer' From The Simpsons And Is Taking It Racing
http://jalopnik.com/someone-built-the-homer-from-the-simpsons-and-is-taki-600964246

Women Mechanics, LOLZ
http://i.imgur.com/gpALGIH.gif

Semi-NSFW language - LOLZ - http://imgur.com/gallery/s8iGULX

you guys, Aaron Hernandez was just trying to be a role model
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Jxzgj-itc4k#at=26

Can Anyone Figure Out Anything That Russian Draft Pick Sergey Kasarev Said To Shane Battier Last Night? http://www.sportsgrid.com/nba/sergey-kasarev-nba-draft-2013-interview-video-shane-battier/

Atta boy China! Happy Endings now legal!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/27/china-happy-endings-legal_n_3512037.html


Check out this Russian tampon commercial, ha:
http://urlybits.com/2013/06/russian-tampon-commercial/

Great, and sad pics, from the final days of Seinfeld:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/21-rare-photos-from-the-final-days-of-seinfeld

Au revoir, Mimolette? Fans unhappy as FDA blocks French cheese shipments over mites.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/au-revoir-mimolette-fans-unhappy-as-fda-blocks-french-cheese-shipments-over-mites/2013/06/28/08ed8c56-dda6-11e2-948c-d644453cf169_story.html

The search for the best doughnut in DC
http://www.washingtonpost.com/video/thefold/the-search-for-the-best-doughnut-in-dc/2013/06/25/394a0e58-ddc2-11e2-b797-cbd4cb13f9c6_video.html

cross sections of various types of ammunition:
http://www.designboom.com/art/cross-sections-of-ammunition-photographed-by-sabine-pearlman/

Amanda Bynes Says Giants Linebacker Has Herpes And Is Ugly
http://deadspin.com/amanda-bynes-says-giants-linebacker-has-herpes-and-is-u-612334942

This video will make you LOLZ, drunk/weak guy can't get into boat after getting pushed out
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/i-could-watch-lynchy-get-pushed-into-the-ocean-and-struggle-to-get-back-in-the-boat-all-day-long/

The Larry David movie looks pretty good:
http://www.vulture.com/2013/06/watch-larry-davids-clear-history-first-trailer.html

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Huddle House

The NFL All-Prison Team
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1014955-the-nfl-all-time-prison-team

New restaurants in DC, 2 from Mike Isabella- http://www.wtop.com/109/3369989/Shake-Shack-opens-in-Districts-Penn-Quarter

One of my top favorite GIF: http://www.lememe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/penguin-chill.gif

Antonin Scalia's Gay Marriage Dissent Is Dripping With Contempt And Sarcasm
http://www.businessinsider.com/antonin-scalias-gay-marriage-dissent-is-dripping-with-sarcasm-2013-6

Meconium Smoothies for everyone this summer!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meconium

Beatles/Nine Inch Nails - Come Closer Togather
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3J_chod0eM

Eddie Murphy does a Charlie Murphy impression
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrSPiZYbovU&feature=youtu.be

Some Excellent S.E. Cupp GIFs To Help Get You Through Your Day
http://www.buzzfeed.com/dorsey/some-excellent-se-cupp-gifs-to-help-get-you-through-your-day

This guy gets fucking destroyed by this Congresswoman for getting special contract considerations for his company by claiming veterans disability for hurting his foot while at military school. It gets real good at the end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rPOKm20wP4s

LOLZ Vietnamese
http://www.lememe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/bich-nga.jpg

Six Words: 'Black Babies Cost Less To Adopt'
http://www.npr.org/2013/06/27/195967886/six-words-black-babies-cost-less-to-adopt

LOLZ: Texas Abortion Opponents To Cheer Selves Up With Execution
http://www.theonion.com/articles/texas-abortion-opponents-to-cheer-selves-up-with-e,32973/

Here's a little girl beating up a fat kid at MuayThai until he cries
http://www.brobible.com/sports/article/little-girl-kicks-fat-boys-fight

Gay sports fans are more likely to attend games live - http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/06/gay-sports-fans-are-more-likely-to-attend-games-live/

NFL allegiances by region: http://i.imgur.com/4Unb7.jpg

Ha. This should be an Onion article, but sadly, its not- http://www.wtop.com/411/3372210/Report-Gilbert-Arenas-arrested-with-truck-full-of-illegal-fireworks

Slangin' them koi fish, dawg- http://www.wtop.com/149/3372242/400-Koi-fish-stolen-from-Herndon-business-parks-pond

Mind Tricks: http://thumbnails.visually.netdna-cdn.com/the-power-of-the-mind_50290a8a7c3f1_w969.jpg

Bill Burr: "Paula Deen Is A $100 Million Whale"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BevNkLH-q8&feature=youtu.be

Dudley Zoo's snow leopard cub shown to public (panty melter)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-23078293

Pretty good Dub Step Beat-box/loop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5NRmFSTEgU&feature=share

Humans are awesome - http://theawesomer.com/humans-are-awesome/240402/

Inside the epic all-night Goldman Sachs scavenger hunt - http://qz.com/15321/inside-the-epic-all-night-goldman-sachs-scavenger-hunt/

First unlooted royal tomb of its kind unearthed in Peru - http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/06/130627-peru-archaeology-wari-south-america-human-sacrifice-royal-ancient-world/

This climate fix might be decades ahead of its time - http://www.npr.org/2013/06/27/189522647/this-climate-fix-might-be-decades-ahead-of-its-time

Why the way we use forks is stupid - http://www.slate.com/articles/life/culturebox/2013/06/fork_and_knife_use_americans_need_to_stop_cutting_and_switching.single.html

Driving VW's 261MPG car is like driving the future - http://jalopnik.com/driving-volkswagens-261-mpg-car-is-like-driving-the-fu-582194948

SHOCK! Japan is sending a talking robot to space to accompany their astronauts - http://www.geekosystem.com/japanese-space-robot/

Origins of 26 alcoholic drinks - http://videos.digg.com/post/53939327210/the-word-julep-comes-from-ancient-arabic#_is=15bdbc1i87d0kyyl11cov3jtm6

Husband convicted of murdering wife by disabling passenger side airbag and crashing into a tree - http://gawker.com/husband-murders-wife-by-disabling-airbag-crashing-into-590464713

Interesting take on the draft - not just NBA, but all of 'em.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2013/06/27/nba_draft_bailout_north_american_talent_allocation_sucks.html

Meth Seizures by country:
http://www.businessinsider.com/north-america-has-a-massive-meth-problem-2013-6

The 10 Coolest Summer Camping Forts
http://www.good.is/posts/the-10-coolest-summer-camping-forts

NSFW Language - Bill Burr gives Philly a talking to... (Full Version).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNnkDjMVJqE

This documentary takes 6 people who have type 2 diabetes and feeds them only raw food (mainly veggies) for 30 days, and by the end they're no longer diabetic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhTnpd26Q_E

Bill Simmons list of the greatest players of all-time:
http://www.basketball-reference.com/awards/simmons_pyramid.html

David Lynch Not Optimistic About Making Another Movie, Says Current State Of The Industry Is "Depressing" http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/david-lynch-not-optimistic-about-making-another-movie-says-current-state-of-the-industry-is-depressing-20130624

Prosecutor: Gun in Aaron Hernandez photo may have been murder weapon
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/prosecutor-gun-aaron-hernandez-photo-murder-weapon/193958

F yeah! http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/31430/81927368.gif

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Hernandezed in the middle of nowhere

I thought SNOOD was just a game we played in the ealry 2000's.... it's a real word:

snood \snood\, noun:

1. a netlike hat or part of a hat or fabric that holds or covers the back of a woman's hair.
2. a headband for the hair.
3. the distinctive headband formerly worn by young unmarried women in Scotland and northern England.
4. the pendulous skin over the beak of a turkey.

Huey Lewis's Old, Weird America: A trip into the heartland — and the past — with the indefatigable '80s pop star. http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9419191/the-life-career-80s-pop-star-huey-lewis

Bubba Watson Goes Off On Caddy Ted Scott On 16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUA9g9HfRPg

hahahhaa, Drunk Girl ruins wedding: http://www.thatvideosite.com/v/9531/drunk-girl-ruins-wedding

Watch Jon Stewart Annihilate Anti-Gun Control Arguments in this Amazing Daily Show Clip
http://aattp.org/watch-jon-stewart-annihilate-anti-gun-control-arguments-in-this-amazing-daily-show-clip-video/

Belly Dancing For The Dead: A Day With China's Top Mourner
http://www.npr.org/2013/06/26/195565696/belly-dancing-for-the-dead-a-day-with-chinas-top-mourner

Texas Lawmaker's 11-Hour Filibuster Ended On A Technicality
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/06/26/195723770/texas-lawmakers-11-hour-filibuster-ended-on-a-technicality

Pac-Man in first person is kind of scary - http://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/pac-man-in-first-person-is-the-most-terrifying-game-of-the-y

Why Third Eye Blind's Semi-charmed Life is the worst song ever (hint: the lead singer is a huge asshole) - http://www.avclub.com/articles/singersongwriter-john-vanderslice-on-the-very-pers,99379/

CALACKEN! Camel stuffed with a lamb stuffed with chicken stuffed with fish - http://foodbeast.com/content/2013/06/25/the-largest-meal-in-the-world-is-a-camel-stuffed-with-a-lamb-stuffed-with-chicken-stuffed-with-fish-aka-foodception/#.Ucr0C6J-tvF

The great Japanese gang wars - http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/06/25/the-great-japanese-gang-wars.html

Plain white t-shirt makes men more attractive, even the ugly ones - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/10140236/Plain-white-T-shirt-makes-men-more-attractive.html (this is bad news for all those dudes with AFFLICTION T-shirt)

Awesome things you don't see on airplanes anymore
http://mentalfloss.com/article/51270/11-things-we-no-longer-see-airplanes

Bear in NW DC:
http://www.wtop.com/41/3370941/Bear-tranquilized-captured-in-NW-DC

Trolling Paula Deen fans, LOLZ
http://www.headofrothchild.com/2013/06/26/how-to-piss-off-paula-deen-fans-operation-troll-butter/

In Times Square, a Bizarre Clash of Weed Man Versus Beer Man
www.nytimes.com/2013/06/26/nyregion/in-times-square-a-clash-of-panhandlers.html

HAHAHA, boston loved them some PORN after the Bruins loss...
http://gizmodo.com/boston-fans-buried-their-stanley-cup-sorrows-in-a-porn-589308804

This is awesome but major spoiler if you have not yet read all of Game of Thrones books - do not click if you have not yet read the books.
http://mccomseycomix.wordpress.com/2013/06/26/the-red-viper-vs-the-mountain-that-rides-a-12-page-comic/

Illegal online drug bazaar begins massive advertising push
http://www.theverge.com/2013/6/26/4467136/illegal-online-drug-bazaar-begins-massive-advertising-push-atlantis-silk-road

Pittsburgh Kenny Chesney parking lot fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xJkJ9ItpzLc

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Bees B Cray

Best Express Newspaper cover
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/06/25/best-express-cover-ever/?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000008

Troy McLure montage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYNZ1PMdO1M

John Oliver ripped Paula Deen up a few nights ago on the Daily Show - http://www.mediaite.com/tv/john-oliver-savages-paula-deen-over-n-word-controversy-she-might-just-be-suffering-from-type-two-racism/ 

Spill a lot? NeverWet's ready to coat your gear
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57590077-1/spill-a-lot-neverwets-ready-to-coat-your-gear/ (video at bottom is awesome) - This was sent out in the past, but now it's commercially available.

I like the expression  on this chubby kid's face: http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/dma-203.jpg

I'm surprised this is the first time i've seen this Johnny Cash photo
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/low-down-dirty-funny-322.jpg

Stephen King AMA
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1gqzn2/i_am_stephen_king_novelist_executive_producer_on/

LOLZ, I really like this GIF - Cat in Bowl
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/7643.gif

Former Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi gets seven years for underage 'bunga bunga' sex parties http://news.sky.com/story/1107593/silvio-berlusconi-found-guilty-in-sex-trial

Really weird ish http://i.imgur.com/1cLB2pu.gif

Funny Lebron James Flopping (parody)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzjdHp-qLFw

Semi-NSFW, Caligula Deleted Scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIxm3Z7s5ZI

Missing Red panda from national zoo (he's been found since..)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/red-panda-missing-at-national-zoo/2013/06/24/350e8b4c-dcdd-11e2-85de-c03ca84cb4ef_story.html

Vance Joy - 'Riptide' Official Video (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ_1HMAGb4k

Ancient Egyptian Statue Mysteriously Rotates at Museum
http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/ancient-egyptian-statue-mysteriously-rotates-museum-141331675.html?vp=1

Battlefield 4 - Multiplayer Trailer
http://games.yahoo.com/video/battlefield-4-multiplayer-trailer-203205425.html

Bicorn (also known as Burrowing Bicorn, Bicorne) is a mythological creature with two horns that has the reputation of devouring kind-hearted and devoted husbands, and is thus plump and well fed. His counterpart is the Chichevache, which devours only obedient wives and is therefore thin and starving. The Bicorn is a tremendously quick burrower, and is notorious for eluding capture. The configuration of the creature's two horns remains a mystery, as when captured, it 'drops' both horns, much as an iguana drops its tail.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicorn_(monster)

US businessman: China workers are holding me hostage in my own factory
http://behindthewall.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/06/25/19130612-us-businessman-china-workers-are-holding-me-hostage-in-my-own-factory?lite

GLADSTONE ANDERSON - LEAVING ROME (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjYmbU7dXvg

Drake denied access to Heat locker room
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8l_6jFZxjA

'Space Penguin' PHOTO: Hubble Captures Arp 142 Galactic Collision In The Constellation Hydra
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/21/space-penguin-photo-hubble-arp-142_n_3478880.html?ref=topbar

I love watching Mexico play international matches. Anytime the opposing goal keeper clears out a set ball, the crowd shakes their fingers/hands and yell EEEEEHHHHHHHH PUTO! in unison when the ball is finally kicked. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uzIdvvgTtw

Woman kills husband, self while learning to park - http://www.globaltimes.cn/content/790410.shtml#.UchFP6J-tvF

Excel Spreadsheet Error, Ha Ha! Lessons From the Reinhart-Rogoff Controversy
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dean-baker/reinhart-rogoff-austerity_b_3343688.html

his is from the new Simpsons land thing at Universal Studios- http://i.imgur.com/PXY1E.png BORT

The Best of Krusty the Clown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15fiLZPu36M

I've seen this before and maybe you have too, but I love it. http://imgur.com/9hZc5gF

waddling baby polar bear (panty melter)
http://i.minus.com/iBjggllWTYF0I.gif

Chinese 'rocket man' wins record payout over farmland dispute: Yang Youde wins compensation battle which saw him fight off property developers using homemade pyrotechnics http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jul/09/chinese-rocketman-wins-payout  and this is the amp'd up description of the events
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/youde.html

Blasted before, but good cat drinking gif: http://i.imgur.com/1LMyJX8.gif

Sill Shaq GIF: http://i.imgur.com/csf9E3F.gif

Leo DiCaprio Dancing GIF: http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/leonard-dicaprio-dancing.gif

Slapping Joffrey GIF: http://i.imgur.com/yOGVQtG.gif

over 100 babies named khalisi in 2012 http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/06/the-game-of-thrones-takeover-continues-over-100-babies-were-named-khaleesi-in-2012/

CodeFellas EP1: When Topple met Winters - WIRED
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aHz7iYMqSZQ
WIRED's new animated series takes you inside the secretive world of a slightly askew NSA, with the eccentric Agent Topple, played by John Hodgman, and his young hacker protégé, Nicole Winters.

In a passage from the book Open, Andre Agassi details how his father made him play a match for money with football legend Jim Brown, in 1979, when Agassi was 9 years old. Brown was at a Vegas tennis club complaining to the owner about a money match that was canceled. Agassi's father stepped in and told Brown that he could play his son and he would put up his house for the wager. Brown countered with a $10,000 bet, but after he was warned by the club owner not to take the bet because he would lose and be embarrassed, Brown agreed with Mike Agassi that they would set the amount after he and Andre played two sets. Brown lost those sets, 3–6, 3–6, declined the 10K wager, and offered to play the third set for $500. He lost 2–6.

I don't know if i agree w/ this Bro Breakdown
http://www.npr.org/blogs/codeswitch/2013/06/21/193881290/jeah-we-mapped-out-the-four-basic-aspects-of-being-a-bro

Map of death in DC:
http://apps.washingtonpost.com/investigative/homicides/?tid=rr_mod

new, Queens of the Stone Age performing "The Vampyre Of Time And Memory" (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJiVvpH6-E0

Persian power: Can Iran be stopped?
http://www.economist.com/news/leaders/21579835-west-should-intervene-syria-many-reasons-one-stem-rise-persian-power-can

Quest for Fire: The unlikely rise to stardom of Questlove and the Roots
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9404275/the-unlikely-rise-stardom-questlove-roots

Remember Former 49ers RB Glen Coffee? He's An Army Paratrooper Now.
http://deadspin.com/remember-former-49ers-rb-glen-coffee-hes-an-army-para-530696145

Working in technology, and with the way that vine was just overshadowed by a competitor I found this video of Steve Jobs from 1994 to be extremely interesting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zut2NLMVL_k

what do you law bros think about knock knock jokes in the opening statements of national story murder trial?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WpQSJVgKn8k

Paula Deen: Meet My Black Friend ...If You Can See Him!
http://www.tmz.com/2013/06/22/paula-deen-interview-black-friends-racism-slavery-food-network/

NSFW - ERMEGHED KATE UPTONS TITS
http://s24.postimg.org/xc955xbw5/72il48qjzmn7.jpg

Reporter Michael Hastings sent panicky email hours before sudden car crash death
http://www.news.com.au/world-news/reporter-michael-hastings-sent-panicky-email-hours-before-sudden-car-crash-death/story-fndir2ev-1226669297371

I love words.  Stephen Fry Kinetic Typography - Language
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=J7E-aoXLZGY

The Corporate States of America
http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2013/06/25/corporate_states_of_america_mapping_each_state_s_most_prominent_corporation.html

National Geographic Traveler Photo Contest 2013 (Part 2)
http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/06/part-2-of-the-2013-national-geographic-traveler-photo-contest/100539/

Kim Kardashian Sent Out Fake Baby Photos To See Which Friends Would Sell Them
http://www.businessinsider.com/kim-kardashian-fake-baby-photos-2013-6

Smegmasaurus Rex

Penis Size Preference Chart: SEE WHAT WOMEN WANT HERE!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/16/penis-size-preference-cha_n_107433.html

Snuggles and I see eye-to-eye on this matter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeY4YxRrgQc

Stories about young people having heart attacks scares the shit outta me:
http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/07/health/young-heart-attacks/index.html?hpt=he_t2

We'll be uploading our entire MINDS to computers by 2045 and our bodies will be replaced by machines within 90 years, Google expert claims http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2344398/Google-futurist-claims-uploading-entire-MINDS-computers-2045-bodies-replaced-machines-90-years.html

Townes Van Zandt - Cowboy Junkies Lament: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-jlRPIGgfM (chill song)


Philly rapper Lil snupe (meek mills protege) was killed last night over 100 dollar dice game..
http://www.crossingbroad.com/2013/06/lil-snupe-meek-mills-18-year-old-protege-who-caused-desean-jackson-to-lose-10000-in-a-rap-battle-is-rumored-to-have-been-killed-over-a-dice-game.html

sexy chriss teigen basically nude slide show (semi NSFW)
http://www.gq.com/women/photos/201307/chrissy-teigen-photos-gq-july-2013?mbid=gqpr#slide=1

great collection of tony clips...
http://extramustard.si.com/2013/06/20/remembering-james-gandolfini-tony-soprano/

Facebook to compete with VINE: http://techcrunch.com/2013/06/20/facebook-instagram-video/

Behold The Greatest Cease-And-Desist Response Letter Of All Time
http://gothamist.com/2013/06/19/behold_the_greatest_cease-and-desis.php

Amazon marks the passing of James Gandolfini by trying to sell you Sopranos DVDs - http://consumerist.com/2013/06/19/amazon-marks-the-passing-of-james-gandolfini-by-trying-to-sell-sopranos-dvds/

Booz Allen, the world's most profitable spy organization - http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-06-20/booz-allen-the-worlds-most-profitable-spy-organization

8 foods we eat in the U.S. that are banned in other countries - http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleyperez/8-foods-we-eat-in-the-us-that-are-banned-in-other-countries

You might get a concussion watching this MMA knockout - http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/06/you-might-get-a-concussion-watching-this-mma-knockout/

Stephen Colbert's tribute to his mom - http://gawker.com/watch-stephen-colberts-heartwarming-tearful-tribute-t-514533962

Wu Tang's sign language interpreter - http://gawker.com/wu-tang-clan-had-an-asl-interpreter-at-bonnaroo-and-she-516296364

Architects design world's tallest wooden skyscrapper - http://designtaxi.com/news/358608/Architects-Design-The-World-s-Tallest-Wooden-Skyscraper/

Beijing's "rich kid" car culture - http://drive.jalopnik.com/get-a-look-at-beijings-rich-kid-car-culture-514206190

Video: Clam licking salt off itself - http://hypervocal.com/vids/2013/clam-salt-lick/

Literal meanings of places in the U.S., mapped -http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/map_of_the_week/2013/06/literal_meanings_of_places_in_the_u_s_map.html

Bath salts, zombies, and crossbows - http://www.psmag.com/health/bath-salts-zombies-crossbows-60475

The odd tale of a lone Israeli spy and North Korea - http://www.nknews.org/2013/06/the-odd-tale-of-a-lone-israeli-spy-and-north-korea/

New Deltron track
http://m.soundcloud.com/officialdeltron/deltron-3030-city-rising-from

Map of where drugs are seized on the border:
http://static.apps.cironline.org/border-seizures/

LEGO movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPnY2NjSjrg&feature=youtube_gdata_player  (i dont know why i'm putting this on here)

Kate Upton ride a horse topless
NSFW: http://laist.com/2013/06/20/video_kate_upton_topless_horse.php

SoulCycle for the Homeless: Apparently a Thing That's Now Happening in NYC
http://www.thecrosbypress.com/2013/06/20/soul-cycle-for-homeless-people-is-apparently-a-thing-that-is-now-happening-in-new-york-city/

Wild West is back in Northern VA
www.wusa9.com/news/article/263286/158/3-Cases-of-Tuberculosis-Confirmed-in-Fairfax-County
Shooting in Mantua neighborhood (where i went to elementary school): http://www.wtop.com/149/3365017/Fairfax-robbery-shooting-leaves-one-injured

LOLZ!
WNBA Champions Visit White House Fence
www.theonion.com/articles/wnba-champions-visit-white-house-fence,32903/

I love this show:
How It's Made - Hot Dogs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NzUm7UEEIY&feature=youtu.be

Cool story from The Departed: http://imgur.com/gallery/fW7rs

Mayan ruins in the jungle:
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/06/20/us-mexico-maya-idUSBRE95J0ZP20130620

Top mansions on the US market:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/morganbrennan/2013/06/18/the-most-expensive-homes-for-sale-in-america-right-now/

Silly New Yorker piece on FB:
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/shouts/2013/06/what-happens-when-you-deactivate-your-facebook-account.html

Cream Filled Cronut - Fat guy heaven
http://dinersjournal.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/06/20/another-croissant-incarnation

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Fwd: What do you mean your B-hole has a mustache?!

KIDS THESE DAYS ARE NUTS! SMOKING ALCOHOL!?!?  http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/video/#!/news/health/Kids-Learn-How-to-Smoke-Alcohol/212119361

"I'm Asking You a Question. That's My Job." Michael Hastings, R.I.P.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/weigel/2013/06/19/_i_m_asking_you_a_question_that_s_my_job_michael_hastings_r_i_p.html

Drone pilots are overpaid, underworked, and bored - http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/06/drone-pilots-reaper-photo-essay

LOLZ Tweet... it's true...
https://twitter.com/thekarami/status/347110088584089600

James Brown - Make It Funky Part 1 Thru 4 (Super Rare) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2D2oUNTbjU) (chill song)

This looks delicious and simple: http://thechive.com/2013/06/19/make-yourself-an-amazing-yet-delightful-morning-snack-10-photos/

Anchor Man 2, new trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Elczv0ghqw0

Crazy video of a guy stuck up a tree having a close encounter with a black bear - http://videos.digg.com/post/53326301978/well-heres-one-person-who-clearly-didnt-know#_is=15bdbc1i87d0kyyl11cov3jtm6

How to fold a shirt in under two seconds - http://videos.digg.com/post/53288503357/how-to-fold-a-shirt-in-under-2-seconds#_is=15bdbc1i87d0kyyl11cov3jtm6

Time lapse video of volcano eruption in Mexico - http://petapixel.com/2013/06/18/webcam-captures-volcano-explosion-and-shockwave-in-a-time-lapse-video/

Dutch manure silo fall kills 3 farmworkers
http://www.wtop.com/220/3363123/Fall-into-manure-filled-silo-kills-3

Seinfeld standup on Fallon last evening...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=G8-jOrNoAHQ

Monsanto is laughing all the way to the bank, with disease and disfigurement in its wake:
http://www.floatingpath.com/2013/06/11/why-nina-easton-is-dead-wrong-about-genetically-modified-crops/

Miami Heat fans are the worst... a bunch left early during Game 6 then tried to get back in after it went into O.T...  Even worse, the woman's voice narrating this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56vYR4Afkm8&feature=player_embedded

Aaron Hernandez might be in some trooouble...
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2013/06/19/police-quiet-on-investigation-involving-aaron-hernandez/

Aaron Hernandez Reportedly Will Be Sued for Shooting Man in Face
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1678397-aaron-hernandez-reportedly-will-be-sued-for-shooting-man-in-face-at-strip-club

40 GREATEST STONER ALBUMS
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/the-40-greatest-stoner-albums-20130607

heat fans leaving: https://vine.co/v/hBV1XUjh2OQ

Stop the presses! Old Southern White Lady is racist?!?!
http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/06/paula-deen-racist-jokes-deposition/

Marijuana Moms in Beverley Hills
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FxrI31Vait8#!

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Fwd: Boar's Head introduces New Beyonce's Butt Deli Meat

I read today's "word of the day" definition and immediately thought of penises, dawg
falcate \FAL-keyt\, adjective:
curved like a scythe or sickle; hooked; falciform.

Lolz: http://www.lememe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/sneakin.gif

This guy hates CrossFit
http://postgradproblems.com/stopcrossfit/

Lou Johnson - Beat (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8R3MZ_0PYU&feature=em-share_video_user

VERY NSFW but awesome.  Hot chick dancing naked.
http://boobsbox.tumblr.com/post/36212136428

All of Kanye's new album on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m29g_k6ODE

Pretty good clip with John Wall in it http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2013/06/17/john-wall-in-jack-black-skit-on-jimmy-kimmel/

Add Netflix to the long list of stocks I should've invested in - http://www.minyanville.com/sectors/technology/articles/Is-Netflix-Inc-the-Next-HBO253F/6/18/2013/id/50389

Scientific breakdown of the stupidity of women and heels:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/high-heels-can-be-a-pain-in-the-feet/2013/06/17/d2c19bfe-d792-11e2-a9f2-42ee3912ae0e_graphic.html

Related to the previous link, here is the result... EPIC FAIL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jORXb_jLlf4

Pepper Spray Righ to the FACE
http://www.businessinsider.com/police-pepper-spraying-brazil-protester-2013-6

LOLZ MISS UTAH! HAHAHA
http://i.imgur.com/YiBE8dV.jpg

CNN and breaking news!
http://i.imgur.com/2MDjSCh.jpg

Reflejo de Luna - Alacran (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTEPWzYGxHw

New Thai Restaurant to Open in Rosslyn Next Week: "a menu featuring customizable, made-to-order rice and noodle bowls rooted in authentic and traditional Thai flavors that are served in a modern way." http://www.wtop.com/139/3360805/New-Thai-restaurant-to-open-in-Rosslyn-next-week  (sounds like a Thai chipotle)

This video makes me want to do nothing but save up to buy a sick car
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ugnsf5Kw8So

Taylor Swift gets payback on Kanye (pretty sure it's a fake tweet though)
http://therussparrmorningshow.com/1630257/taylor-swift-kanye-west-tweet/

The latest girl-power trend? Getting naked in front of the camera for a sexy group photo shoot http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/bosom_buddies_TyX6BMkVwvwK9FkNo3USqM

Know this term: http://theseinfelddictionary.com/2009/10/31/kavorka/

I really don't care for Russel Brand but I enjoyed how he ripped these dipshit reporters on MSNBC starting around the 6:00 mark. http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/06/russell-brand-humiliates-condescending-msnbc-news-professionals/

LOLMets
http://i.imgur.com/Oa4e5Mr.gif

Your sig. other will love this next time she needs 12 hours of sleep after a normal 40 hour work week...
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/06/17/cheating-ourselves-of-sleep/

Vivid CEO Buys Joe Francis's Sex Tape So No One Can Ever Watch It
http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/vivid-ceo-buys-joe-franciss-sex-tape-so-no-one-can-ever-watch-it/

 If the British were commentators of Major League Baseball......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiZgr7I3jsM

Monday, June 17, 2013

Contracting Butt-SARS

Just shoot yourself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WHtZSvcl_tk

13 Best American Cities for Bacon Lovers
http://blog.estately.com/2013/06/13-best-american-cities-for-bacon-lovers/

Dominic Barbara's May Day Call from Long island sound
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXduNv5I6AI

Jeff Garlin Arrested: 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' Star Jailed For Vandalism
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/16/jeff-garlin-arrested-vandalism_n_3450561.html

If you're super rich, you can abuse your wife in public and 0 fucks will be given- http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nigella-lawson-attacked-husband-see-1955564

Best Action Scene Ever! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0PvVVlJtcE&feature=youtu.be

Farting Women Inspire Local Cartoonist
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2008/10/10/farting-women-inspire-local-cartoonist/

Jay-Z
http://www.magnacartaholygrail.com/
Sansung bought a million copies of the album..Paid Jay-z to release the album early.
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57589548-1/jay-zs-magna-carta-holy-grail-hits-samsung-first/

Great scene from AIRPLANE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i800jcY1Q7A

Regarding sexism, Batman is spot on
http://imgur.com/gallery/5umICuy
re: Above, case and point: http://i.imgur.com/Ne6dd.gif
and this is just for fun: http://i.imgur.com/EEN1bUu.gif

Pentagon Hopes Brain Tissue Research Will Help Prevent Injuries
http://www.npr.org/2013/06/14/191713603/pentagon-hopes-brain-tissue-research-will-help-prevent-injuries

NFC Stands For Nobody F****** Cares And Apple Gets That
http://techcrunch.com/2013/06/12/nfc/

LOLZ! Miss Utah Falls Apart While Answering An Easy Question About Women Earning Less Than Men http://www.businessinsider.com/miss-utah-response-to-final-question-2013-6
"so we need to try to figure out how to create education better"

Some simple italian recipes to impress the ladies with
http://www.rusticocooking.com/abruzzo.htm

7 People Killed, 41 Shot During Chicago's Most Violent Weekend of 2013
http://gawker.com/7-people-killed-41-shot-during-chicagos-most-violent-513738575

Dee Alexander Quartet - Softly As In a Morning Sunrise (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL134wNFUdg

11 Glorious Maps Found From All Over The Web
http://www.businessinsider.com/11-more-glorious-maps-from-the-web-2013-6

Here's the $40 Million Private Jet That Kept Phil Mickelson Fresh For The US Open http://www.businessinsider.com/40-million-gulfstream-jet-phil-mickelson-us-open-2013-6

Another day, another story proving Putin is the alpha male of Earth - http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/06/15/putin-said-i-can-kill-someone-with-krafts-super-bowl-ring/

Dave Chappelle to Headline Coast-to-Coast Comedy Tour
http://gawker.com/dave-chappelle-to-headline-coast-to-coast-comedy-tour-513790405

The Wolf Of Wall Street Trailer Features Leonardo DiCaprio As Douchey Wall Street Guy
http://gothamist.com/2013/06/17/video_the_wolf_of_wall_street_trail.php

Ochocinco sorry about all the grab-ass in court:
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9395324/chad-johnson-leaving-jail-apologizing-judge

Steve Reich - Six Marimbas (1986) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IyMjcucUUM (Chill Song)

This is the worlds fastest computer (its Chinese) http://gizmodo.com/china-has-the-worlds-fastest-supercomputer-and-its-2-513791711 It makes one QUADRILLION calculations per second and uses enough energy to power OVER 5,000 homes (17.8 Megawatts).

Man who slashed womens' butts in Fairfax pleads guilty - http://dcist.com/2013/06/fairfax_man_who_slashed_nine_womens.php
This is related... weird... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piquerism

Allen Iverson abducted his own children, cool story bro.
http://larrybrownsports.com/basketball/allen-iverson-abducted-children/192189

Writing by hand is better than typing:
www.fastcompany.com/3013039/unplug/need-to-get-focused-first-go-analog

cumfartbubbles

Computer virus convinces users they've viewed child porn and must pay a $100 fine
http://io9.com/5915284/computer-virus-convinces-users-theyve-viewed-child-porn-and-must-pay-a-100-fine

Wow, another c-word in the running for worst person in the world. http://gma.yahoo.com/texas-husband-framed-wife-ricin-letters-calls-anger-120521574--abc-news-topstories.html

 Fast-food labor movement + comedian = funny times http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=r0eAoU4UrL8

What Is a Derecho, Anyway?
http://www.motherjones.com/blue-marble/2013/06/derecho-explainer
In short, it's a land hurricane.

SFW This dog's butthole literally looks like jesus - http://jezebel.com/this-dogs-butthole-literally-looks-like-jesus-513072075

More than 5,000 people have been killed by a gun in the US since Newtown, 94 were kids under the age of 12
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/crime/2012/12/gun_death_tally_every_american_gun_death_since_newtown_sandy_hook_shooting.html
Now click on this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh2sWSVRrmo

Stunning Manhattan Loft Makes Genius Use of Tiny Space
http://dornob.com/stunning-manhattan-loft-makes-genius-use-of-tiny-space/

Beer-Wielding Mets Fan Tumbles Over Seats
http://deadspin.com/beer-wielding-mets-fan-tumbles-over-seats-513220993

Jon Snow's '80s Training Montage
http://devour.com/video/jon-snows-80s-training-montage/

Skip to :50 for some amazingly sly soccer tactics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jFrLvqkxQNg

How James Turrell Knocked the Art World Off Its Feet
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/16/magazine/how-james-turrell-knocked-the-art-world-off-its-feet.html?hpw&_r=1&

Game Of Thrones badass Bronn used to be a cuddly British pop singer
http://www.avclub.com/articles/game-of-thrones-badass-bronn-used-to-be-a-cuddly-b,96084/

Ai Weiwei Time cover. Pretty neato. http://www.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,20130617,00.html

Latest Forbes list for athletes (didnt know Federer was so big-time):
http://www.forbes.com/sites/kurtbadenhausen/2013/06/05/the-worlds-highest-paid-athletes-2013-behind-the-numbers/

Jeb Bush, arguing for immigration reform, says immigrants 'more fertile'
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/06/14/jeb-bush-arguing-for-immigration-reform-says-immigrants-more-fertile/

Jackie Chan Picks A Fight With Bruce Lee... And Loses
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=U8CtOqJy6xM

JaVale McGee gives unsuspecting homeless person $100
http://www.cbssports.com/general/blog/eye-on-sports/22416039/video-javale-mcgee-gives-unsuspecting-homeless-person-100

America's Worst Charities
http://www.tampabay.com/americas-worst-charities/

Just like Fechter... always happy as a pig in shit...
"Friends Don't Understand How Man Not Depressed"
http://www.theonion.com/articles/friends-dont-understand-how-man-not-depressed,32811/

I'm so Derecho between the legs right now

Tom Cruise dubs Wal-Mart 'a role model,' commends megastore for 'improving women's lives' http://social.entertainment.msn.com/blogs/pop-spy-blogpost.aspx?post=25120f56-a609-4bd2-83d9-f0bdfb7203a2

Watch Female Israeli Soldiers Twerk With Assault Rifles (NSFW)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/watch-female-israeli-soldiers-twerk-with-assault-rifles

The Red Band Trailer for Frankenstein's Army Marches In! (NSFW)
http://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/news/174195-the-red-band-trailer-for-frankensteins-army-marches-in

Norm Macdonald & Gilbert Gottfried :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtAkLGLviGk


Best Underwater Pictures: Winners of 2013 Amateur Contest
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/06/pictures/130609-photography-contest-underwater-ocean-science/

Redskins fan and sportswriter calls out Dan Snyder:
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9376010/rename-washington-redskins

Ticks be triflin' again
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324634304578537203916053308.html

Michael Jordan Hires Patrick Ewing As Bobcats Assistant Coach To Watch Him Lose More
http://www.theonion.com/articles/michael-jordan-hires-patrick-ewing-as-bobcats-assi,32797/

Best phone conversation in a feature film!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hroUeu4IvpE

Not that anyone gives a shit, but I was watching the US Open and apparently there are no flags to mark the holes at Merion golf course. Instead, Merion use wicker baskets on top of steel poles to mark each hole. - http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/11/sports/golf/wicker-baskets-not-flags-adorn-merion-golf-club.html

136 creepy wikipedia articles:  http://phocks.org/stumble/creepy/

comedians in cars with coffee, sarah silverman edition is out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMLdbNdY1x0&feature=youtu.be

Andrew Shaw Was Mic'd Up For His Game 1 Winner, And It's Fantastic
http://deadspin.com/andrew-shaw-was-micd-up-for-his-game-1-winner-and-it-513114029

lolz https://vine.co/v/blFMUum0On3

7 old wives' tales about cooking steak - http://www.seriouseats.com/2013/06/the-food-lab-7-old-wives-tales-about-cooking-steak.html

New human body part discovered - http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2013-06/new-body-part-discovered-human-eye

The Secret War: General Alexander has built up a cyber-army and is ready to unleash it on the world - http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2013/06/general-keith-alexander-cyberwar/

Montage of David Letterman talking to drummers - http://music.cbc.ca/#/blogs/2013/6/Check-out-this-montage-of-David-Letterman-talking-to-drummers

How to start a survival fire - http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/how-to-start-a-fire

They myth that rape rarely causes pregnancy comes from Nazi experiments - http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2013/06/12/trent_franks_abortion_myth_and_the_nazis_no_exception_for_pregnancy_from.html

Scared to eat food that's past its use-by-date? Read this before you toss it in the trash - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2340571/Scared-eat-food-past-use-date-Read-chuck-.html

General Dempsey sitting in a tank made out of 10,000 cupcakes - http://blogs.militarytimes.com/outside-the-wire/2013/06/11/thanks-for-your-service-have-a-cupcake/

Using dead mens' sperm to impregnate women... is it ethical? - http://news.discovery.com/human/making-babies-after-death-130611.htm

Evidence from NSA dipshit's failed modeling career - http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/42124_Images-_Edward_Snowden_Modeling_Shoot_Found

Husband terrified after woman found washing an unexploded bomb in the kitchen sink - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10108553/Woman-washed-unexploded-bomb-in-kitchen-sink.html

Dreamin' of Olivia Munn's B-hole

Interview with Seth Rogan: http://www.npr.org/2013/06/11/187350045/seth-rogen-evan-goldberg-friends-til-the-end

Sick Dueling Pianos/Drums Billy Jean Cover (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qJW0CgP-bA

Prostitution, drugs alleged in State Department memo
http://www.cnn.com/2013/06/11/politics/state-department-allegations/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Take Alcohol to Drink on Your Flight
http://imatravelninja.com/2012/05/16/take-alcohol-to-drink-on-your-flight/

How to Lose at Belmont with Class (LOLZ)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iceoslId7lE

Losing at Belmont with Class Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mqe878_2JRU

If you like Philly, you'll like this...everyone else in the world will hate it.
http://vimeo.com/67903702

Pretty Good Kanye interview:
www.nytimes.com/2013/06/16/arts/music/kanye-west-talks-about-his-career-and-album-yeezus.html and Kanye is the next Steve Jobs: http://www.businessinsider.com/kanye-west-i-am-the-next-steve-jobs-2013-6

Highschoolers that are smarter than you... winning Intel's Science Innovation competition:
First Place: http://www.societyforscience.org/document.doc?id=494
Details: http://www.societyforscience.org/document.doc?id=495
and
Teen's invention could charge cellphones in 20 seconds
http://www.today.com/news/teens-invention-could-charge-cellphones-20-seconds-6C10272296

New Hobbit Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsKRzJkDiyg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Nigerian cook survives 2 days under sea in shipwreck air bubble
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/06/12/nigeria-shipwreck-idUSL5N0EO20320130612

Cheetahs' Secret Weapon: A Tight Turning Radius
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/13/science/agility-not-speed-is-cheetahs-meal-ticket-study-says.html?hp&_r=0

This is awesome
http://www.news-journalonline.com/article/20130609/NEWS/306099992/1040?p=all&tc=pgall

PS4 vs. XBOX1 Showdown: http://gizmodo.com/playstation-4-vs-xbox-one-a-feature-by-feature-showdo-512606959

If I knew the slightest bit about hacking, this could be a lot of fun - http://money.cnn.com/2013/04/08/technology/security/shodan/

Here is the worst person in the world:
http://www.thegloss.com/2013/06/11/odds-and-ends/taylor-chapman-racist-woman-films-herself-yelling-at-dunkin-donuts-employee-over-receipt/

Roger Goodell defends Redskins' name
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9375313/roger-goodell-defends-washington-redskins-name

60 Comics Everyone Should Read
http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/60-comics-everyone-should-read

Bonobos - Chill song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf-KcA7kQ7k

man gets hit by bus, body parts fly everywhere
http://www.barstoolsports.com/nyc/super-page/body-parts-falling-to-the-street-after-man-hit-by-the-n-train-graphic/

Watch Olivia Munn Take Her Shirt Off In Front Of The Entire Dodgers Team
http://bustedcoverage.com/2013/06/12/watch-olivia-munn-take-her-shirt-off-in-front-of-the-entire-dodgers-team-video/?postpost=v2#content

Luna Bars in my Bum

LOLZ: http://browncardigan.com/?p=25784
LOLZ: http://www.lememe.com/archives/31962

Bill aims to oust Wright Brothers as first in flight
http://www.nbcnews.com/travel/bill-aims-oust-wright-brothers-first-flight-6C10270722

The high security vault in Singapore that will hold $9 billion of gold - http://qz.com/92532/singapore-gold-vault-deutsche-bank/

Kama Sutra of sleeping positions for couples - http://designtaxi.com/news/358312/The-Kama-Sutra-Of-Sleeping-Positions-For-Couples/

Video: Hot charcoal in liquid oxygen - http://videos.digg.com/post/52650188356/what-happens-when-you-drop-hot-charcoal-into#_is=15bdbc1i87d0kyyl11cov3jtm6

The last living photos of famous people who are now dead - http://imgur.com/a/F83Wh#x9yMzYb

The real story in the NSA leak scandal is the collaps of journalism - http://www.zdnet.com/the-real-story-in-the-nsa-scandal-is-the-collapse-of-journalism-7000016570/

The  smokeshow girlfried that dipshit NSA leaker left behind in Hawaii - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2339202/Lindsay-Mills-girlfriend-Edward-Snowden-Woman-NSA-leaker-left-member-acrobat-troupe.html

The majority of Americans still don't care about the NSA spying on them - http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2013/06/nsa-spying-poll-pew/66093/

All the new Apple stuff announced at WWDC in one link - http://thewirecutter.com/2013/06/all-the-apple-news-in-brief/

Photographing earth from the cuppola of the International Space Station - http://petapixel.com/2013/06/10/photographing-earth-from-the-cupola-on-the-international-space-station/

Declassified spy outpost on the dark side of the earth - http://www.wired.com/rawfile/2013/06/charles-stankievech-northernmost-settlement/

PS4 is better than XBox One - http://www.theverge.com/2013/6/11/4418070/ps4-vs-xbox-one-e3-2013

I guess this is a thing now?
http://enoughskinnyarm.tumblr.com/

11 weird books that actually got printed - http://mentalfloss.com/article/50925/11-weird-books-really-exist

Booz Allen has officially fired that dipshit NSA leaker and confirmed that he is a liar - http://www.businessinsider.com/booz-allen-fires-nsa-whistleblower-2013-6

Heading a soccer ball is bad for your brain - http://scienceblog.com/63771/heading-a-soccer-ball-could-lead-to-brain-injury/

Kafka, not Orwell: interesting take on NSA's PRISM:
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/06/why-should-we-even-care-if-the-government-is-collecting-our-data/276732/

Negahol, it's like haterade for working professionals - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVtn2fUACGE&feature=youtu.be

In the affluent Northern Virginia suburbs, a shocking problem has taken root: Police and federal agents have taken down dozens of juvenile sex traffickers in the last two years alone. Here's how one gang recruited teenagers through Facebook, at Metro stations and shopping malls—even in the halls of Fairfax County public schools.  http://www.washingtonian.com/articles/people/youre-pretty-you-could-make-some-money/index.php

New Worst Place in Manhattan Coming Soon
http://gawker.com/new-worst-place-in-manhattan-coming-soon-512687000

How To Make Custom Silicone Ear Molds for Your In-Ear Monitors
http://www.howtogeek.com/57481/how-to-make-custom-silicone-ear-molds-for-your-in-ear-monitors/

    This is pretty funny- 80's Dikembe talking shit to Jordan about how he's never posterized him, then Jordan squashes the debate. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyvlcH7q64I

I use occam's razor to shave my balls

We're all getting to be codgers... today's word of the day...
codger \KOJ-er\, noun:
an eccentric man, especially one who is old.

NSFW NSFW NSFW!  Singing Vaginas: http://vimeo.com/59658050

A Literary Insult For Every Occasion
http://flavorwire.com/328022/a-literary-insult-for-every-occasion

One of my favorite Simpsons Scenes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r0trTM9qWI

Penguins Getting Swept: http://wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net/809EBF/ec-origin.boston.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/06/sweep22.gif

Manu Ginobli's amazing pass that was totally unnoticed by everyone http://m.wimp.com/amazingpass/

Wyoming race seeks athlete-tourists to endure 485-mile run around the state
http://skift.com/2013/06/08/wyoming-race-seeks-athlete-tourists-to-endure-485-mile-run-around-the-state/

whale bone through the urinary tract
List of Unusual Deaths:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths
1816: Gouverneur Morris, an American statesman, died after sticking a piece of whale bone through his urinary tract to relieve a blockage.

Semi-NSFW --> http://images.4chan.org/gif/src/1370789036146.gif

List of Gestures: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_gestures

Splendid Landscapes Photography
http://abduzeedo.com/splendid-landscapes-photography

Ha. Look at this noseless dog. Gross - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-22831605

Photos from iconic movie sets are kind of neat - http://io9.com/stunning-behind-the-scenes-photos-show-iconic-movies-in-512190237

Hong Kong baffled by NSA leaker - http://blogs.wsj.com/chinarealtime/2013/06/10/hong-kong-baffled-by-snowdens-hideout/
"We work very closely with U.S. authorities," said Regina Ip, current legislator and former security secretary, who described Mr. Snowden's choice of location as "really being based on unfortunate ignorance.
"Hong Kong is the worst place in the world for any person to avoid extradition, with the possible exception of the United Kingdom,"

Idiot Puts Knife In Toaster http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1Pt95JqXmxY (skip to 1:00 mark for action)

Brant is Sexy and He Knows It! (Dancing Chubby kid)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=k2otuxWAFqo#

Putin's slam piece apparently:
https://www.google.com/search?q=ALINA+KABAEVA&client=firefox-a&hs=mDO&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=pzCyUZeyA4W30gHM0YCYDA&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAQ&biw=1152&bih=727

Breaking news Vine: College Shooting in Santa Monica, CA.
https://vine.co/v/bLJ6IOm19Wr
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/06/07/santa-monica-college-shooting/2401919/

Google Street View Hyperlapse: http://hyperlapse.tllabs.io/

GoT Joke: http://imgur.com/gallery/lBHhLsZ/new

Good tune by the lead singer of Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros (Alexander - Truth) (chill song) http://vimeo.com/26454103

Citizen Koch, a film about Money, Power, and Democracy: http://www.citizenkoch.com/page/content/trailer

Chill Song (if you want to cry a lot in your bed) Passenger - Let Her Go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBumgq5yVrA


"A plea deal that called for no jail time fell apart Monday. Broward Judge Kathleen McHugh rejected it after Johnson playfully slapped his attorney on the behind in court. McHugh says Johnson wasn't taking things seriously enough, even after he apologized. McHugh also extended Johnson's probation for three months."
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9360765/chad-johnson-serve-30-days-jail

Shakey Graves - Late July - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUkSTnUK_T0&feature=player_detailpage#t=98s (chill song)

Snowden Interview --> http://dish.andrewsullivan.com/2013/06/10/dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb-2/

Saudi Silence on Deadly MERS Virus Outbreak Frustrates World Health Experts
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=saudi-silence-on-deadly-mers-virus-outbreak-frustrates-world-health-experts

Real Estate - All The Same - http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=N6Ni3H6vfQM (chill song)

The yogurt company growing as fast as Google and Facebook
http://postcards.blogs.fortune.cnn.com/2013/06/10/chobani-yogurt-google-facebook/

Different Strokes: Man Caught Masturbating During Megabus Trip from D.C. to New York City
http://dcist.com/2013/06/different_strokes_man_caught_jerkin.php

Game of Thrones' Hectic, Morally Complex, Crowdsurfing Season Finale
http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2013/06/-i-game-of-thrones-i-hectic-morally-complex-crowdsurfing-season-finale/276696/

Huge Stadium Crowd Starts Impromptu Sing-Along of 'Bohemian Rhapsody'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iw4PS4HO2Dw

Some of the new iOS screenshots from the WWDC scare me - http://live.theverge.com/apple-wwdc-2013-live-blog/


Atlantic City - The Band - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0eZwpHtcK4 (chill song)
Boss Cover.

Sober Man's DUI Arrest Leads to $500K Claim
http://blogs.findlaw.com/injured/2013/06/sober-mans-dui-arrest-leads-to-500k-claim.html

Xbox One to launch November at $499; new Halo coming next year
http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/xbox-one-launch-november-499-halo-coming-next-190524405.html

Microsoft E3 conference's most awkward moment (XBox One fail) - http://kotaku.com/this-awkward-moment-at-microsofts-e3-conference-is-jus-512323337

The only post you need to read about XBox One - http://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/the-only-post-you-need-to-read-about-the-new-xbox-one-games

Good round up of Apple iOS7 features - http://www.theverge.com/2013/6/10/4407630/apple-announces-ios-7

Apple just fixed the single dumbest thing about OSX - http://gizmodo.com/apple-just-fixed-the-single-dumbest-thing-about-os-x-512317734

Edward Snowden is no hero - http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/comment/2013/06/edward-snowden-nsa-leaker-is-no-hero.html