George R. R. Fartin'

fancy new pool club (rooftop) in DC: http://www.penthousepoolclub.com/

Newborn baby weigh 13.4 pounds: http://i.imgur.com/PTAlNHt.jpg

Easy ATM PIN? Bad idea (#10 is good)
http://www.wtop.com/249/3406375/Top-10-PIN-numbers-you-should-avoid

LBJ's got a personal DJ for his trip to China. And he looks like an authentic chinaman.
http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2013/07/25/video-lebron-james-claims-he-has-a-24-hour-dj

The KKK vs. the Crips vs. Memphis City Council (Full Length)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUnobHHAKxo

Top 7 Panda cheese Commercials
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYz3sl0LEA4

Computer for Women in the 1980's
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=39a_1374958533

Rex Ryan took picture with Jets fan wearing 'This Team Makes Me Drink' shirt
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/rex-ryan-jets-fan-this-team-makes-me-drink/198434

I Cannot Stop Looking At This Turtle Getting Thrown Off A Boat
http://deadspin.com/i-cannot-stop-looking-at-this-turtle-getting-thrown-off-944176283

Richie Havens - Night They Drove Old Dixie Down - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3CRmPTpfOw (Chill Song)

Dr. Dog - The Truth - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNtO_BWEho0 (Chill Song)

new homeland season, thirty second trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArjvJeI8NgU

bears scratching their backs in the wild.
http://deadspin.com/wildlife-camera-captures-bear-party-that-you-wish-youd-954301999

Steve Nash in '94 on Canada's version of Rap City: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66ZR23weULw
And Javale McGee playing the piano: http://instagram.com/p/cVS3W6PODU/

Images of America's Storms Will Take Your Breath Away
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/camille-seaman/storm-chaser-photos_b_3619406.html

NYC chefs discuss the rise of italian food to high cuisine:
http://www.charlierose.com/watch/60240586
 
Density's effect on social mobility:
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/29/opinion/krugman-stranded-by-sprawl.html

If Yankees' Alex Rodriguez plans to appeal imminent suspension, Bud Selig prepared to use power of commissioner's office to ban him
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/fast-a-rod-appeals-selig-prepared-invoke-commish-power-article-1.1412251

AP wearing a helmet cam, in practice, this first person view would be amazing to see in a game: http://www.vikings.com/media-vault/videos/Adrian-Peterson-Helmet-Cam--Wired-For-Sound/cb6bb95d-8628-4876-b638-7e122c281743


These Earth-Shattering MOREOs are the Dunkaroos for Adults (FAT GUY ALERT)
http://foodbeast.com/content/2013/07/29/these-earth-shattering-moreos-are-the-dunkaroos-for-adults/#.Ufk1oW2O7PZ

Famous people taken by pirates and held for ransom, and how things ended up:
http://laphamsquarterly.org/visual/charts-graphs/
(Caesar is naturally the most bad-ass)

The Stupidity of the Crowd: New research shows that groups make worse decisions than individuals do when the choice is really obvious.  http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2013/07/the-stupidity-of-the-crowd/278188/

Fox News must apologize to Reza Aslan
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/erik-wemple/wp/2013/07/29/fox-news-must-apologize-to-reza-aslan/?hpid=z2
and "Reza Aslan Knew Exactly What He Was Doing in That Fox News Interview"
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2013/07/29/reza_aslan_book_sales_zealot_author_knew_what_he_was_doing_on_fox_news_that.html

good youtube channel for hipster music (if you're into that)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laasoy84YLY

Future of the television?
http://www.lg.com/us/oled/index.jsp

Child sacrifice, drugs, booze, and mummies:
news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/07/130729-inca-mummy-maiden-sacrifice-coca-alcohol-drug-mountain-andes-children/

Brief history of Simon Bolivar's military campaigns (I had no idea how close he came to both victory and defeat so often; don't know how he continued the fight for so many years):
http://www.militaryheritage.com/bolivar.htm

MLB Fist Pump Fail: http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2986727/quallsfalldown.gif

Check out this lovely Texan-
"I have come to hate every single person on this planet with all my heart and soul," he told a former girlfriend in one of 81 letters to her while awaiting trial. "If I had a button which would kill every single person on this planet, I would push it with no hesitation whatsoever!" (He is scheduled to be executed tonight): http://www.businessinsider.com/financial-analyst-turned-road-rage-killer-to-be-executed-in-texas-2013-7

Could a Private University Have Made a Difference in Detroit?
http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2013/07/could-a-private-university-have-made-a-difference-in-detroit/278148/

Doubling McDonald's Salaries Would Cause Your Big Mac To Cost Just 68¢ More: Study [UPDATE]  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/29/mcdonalds-salaries_n_3672006.html
 ---  Not as simple as that, according to: http://justoneminute.typepad.com/main/2013/07/mcdonalds-math-or-latest-lib-talking-points-fail.html

This is right by my home. Vigilante Coffee: Building a business from bean to cup.
http://wtop.com/1228/3404443/Building-a-business-from-bean-to-cup

Brooklyn Flea expands to D.C. this fall
http://wtop.com/1228/3405674/Brooklyn-Flea-expands-to-DC-this-fall

US man 'abandoned' in US jail gets $4m in compensation
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23512853

Girl Asks 100 Guys for Sex (Social experiment)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JJFBtHcBnM

George R.R. Martin's New 'Game of Thrones' Novella Is Gleefully Gory
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2013/07/george-r-r-martin-reveals-new-game-thrones-novella/67774/

I don't really know what this is, but Harvest the Biosphere  (tl;dr)
http://www.thegatesnotes.com/Books/Energy/Harvesting-The-Biosphere?WT.mc_id=07_31_2013_HTBreddit3_re&WT.tsrc=Reddit

INJUSTICE... this story is fucked
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=wilson

Denzel Washington making guarantees: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg71ZNlZRX4

Tim Duncan showing some personality for once - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbQ6TlkZOR4#at=61

every movie reference from the Simpsons - http://www.nextmovie.com/video/watch/mgid%3Auma%3Avideo%3Anextmovie.com%3A939820

cool pics of killer whale hunting a dolphin - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2377154/Eight-ton-orca-leaps-15ft-air-finally-capture-dolphin-hour-chase.html

Oregon's New "Football Performance Center" Is A Decadent Monstrosity
http://deadspin.com/oregons-new-football-performance-center-is-a-decaden-975295515

New restaurant in DC area: http://www.northernvirginiamag.com/gut-check/2013/07/29/ovvio-osteria-opening-next-month-preview-photos/

Lemon Jelly - Space Walk (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVCB3qpplLk

Kensington Parkway sign in Md. hacked to say 'Smoke Weed Evryday'
http://www.wusa9.com/news/article/268691/158/Kensington-Pkwy-sign-hacked-to-read-Smoke-Weed-Evryday

Don't Forget to Call Saul

Rare Italian-born Baby Zonkey in Good Health

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/rare-italian-born-baby-zonkey-good-health/story?id=19769860

panty melter GIF #1
http://i.imgur.com/DIesKQ7.gif

Now Johnny Manziel Is Wearing A Tebow Jersey At A Texas Frat Party
http://deadspin.com/now-johnny-manziel-is-wearing-a-tebow-jersey-at-a-texas-935794519

panty melter GIF #2
http://i.imgur.com/QSIfVoa.gif

Report: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matter - http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-only-00003-of-things-that-happen-actually-m,33291/

Gosh dang RICH people...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuqGrz-Y_Lc

Gays in Baton Rouge arrested under invalid sodomy law
http://miamiherald.typepad.com/gaysouthflorida/2013/07/gays-in-baton-rouge-arrested-under-invalid-sodomy-law.html

The Front Bottoms - Au Revoir (Adios) (chill song) (very old school Flaming Lips-ish)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QcyoYnoVqE

a huge mural for the first episode of the new season of Arrested Development
http://drawmageddon.tumblr.com/post/51499599624/last-year-i-was-asked-to-help-mike-lockwood-and

bullshit buzzfeed linkbait http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleyperez/8-foods-we-eat-in-the-us-that-are-banned-in-other-countries that none the less serves as a microcosm of popular knowledge on "food issues" (I mean look at all the fucking comments and views) gets a nice dose of actual science: http://pipeline.corante.com/archives/2013/06/21/eight_toxic_foods_a_little_chemical_education.php

Does the U.S. Economic Inequality have a good side?
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/business/july-dec11/makingsense_10-26.html

Graffiti artist makes grafitti rebuttal of grafitti remover
http://www.streetsy.com/post/54948571306/by-ds-london-uk-www-dsart-co-uk

Woman bawls hysterically after not getting any Redskins autographs
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/07/woman-bawls-hysterically-after-not-getting-any-redskins-autographs/

After WWII, Europe Was A 'Savage Continent' Of Devastation (BOOK)
http://www.npr.org/2013/07/24/204538728/after-wwii-europe-was-a-savage-continent-of-devastation?sc=17&f=13

Blockhead - Attack the Doctor (Chill Song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXUnIEeq3iY

Pictures of Mayor Gray's proposal for a new DC United stadium a little farther down the water from Nats Park:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dc-politics/mayor-gray-dc-united-reach-tentative-deal-on-new-soccer-stadium/2013/07/24/729d5cb0-f4af-11e2-9434-60440856fadf_gallery.html#photo=1

Lists of cool cities (although a couple choices are questionable):
http://www.travelandleisure.com/articles/worlds-top-waterfront-cities
http://www.travelandleisure.com/articles/worlds-most-underrated-cities
http://www.travelandleisure.com/articles/worlds-prettiest-mountain-towns

Chinese Gumars:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/ji-yingnan-and-other-jilted-mistresses-expose-chinese-officials-corruption/2013/07/25/8d8d35f6-eb02-11e2-aa9f-c03a72e2d342_story.html

The new RAGE in Linkedin Trollng
http://endorsementbombing.tumblr.com/

Just going for a bike ride...and then...
http://i.imgur.com/nNHoK1u.gif

Bob Dylan performs "The Weight" with Jim James & Jeff Tweedy
http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2013/07/watch-bob-dylan-perform-the-weight-with-jim-james.html

mythbusters to do an all Breaking Bad episode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxcwAfKayUk

Mike Francesa Cuts Off Caller's On-Air Marriage Proposal To Girlfriend
http://deadspin.com/mike-francesa-cuts-off-callers-on-air-marriage-proposa-915039152

"Betrayal, thy name is Bourdain."  - David Simon
http://davidsimon.com/betrayal-thy-name-is-bourdain/

'Game of Thrones' casts 'Rome' actress for season 4
http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/07/25/game-of-thrones-rome-actress/

Tracy Morgan loves Frank's hot sauce
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/tracy_daddy_duty_l87900T92vzDO04aAkzUZK

How To Drink At Weddings Without Making An Ass Of Yourself
http://deadspin.com/how-to-drink-at-weddings-without-making-an-ass-of-yours-811680282

Friend sells man's best friend
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2379007/Soldier-returns-Afghanistan-friend-sold-beloved-Labrador-retriever-Craigslist.html

Driver Behind Horrific Spain Train Crash Accused Of 78 Counts Of Reckless Homicide
http://www.buzzfeed.com/tasneemnashrulla/driver-behind-horrific-spain-train-crash-accused-of-78-count

Why it's okay to hate PHISH
http://www.esquire.com/blogs/culture/why-its-okay-to-hate-phish

Super Hot Chick plays guitar and sings (pretty well)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q--6MIFsTFc&feature=share&list=UU7gHHtlv-Oyll1jbsJh8qJA  (also MASHES the guitar up against her yammies)
and another one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnI85GD2uCE&list=UU7gHHtlv-Oyll1jbsJh8qJA

Senator Clay Davis joins Vine in the best fucking way possible. BOSS.
http://nextimpulsesports.com/2013/07/26/clay-davis-from-the-wire-joins-vine-in-the-best-way-possible/

Washed Out - Don't Give Up (chill song cool video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rbRwV0T0AQ

The Heartbreaking Story Of A Harmless Deadhead Sentenced To Die In Prison
http://www.businessinsider.com/timothy-tylers-mandatory-minimum-sentence--life-in-prison-2013-7#ixzz2aSC3ie3C

Greenland Melting
http://www.rollingstone.com/greenland-melting

Parrot says WTF
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4549SrVbikU

Banned TED Talk: Nick Hanauer "Rich people don't create jobs"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCvf8E7V1g

Modeselektor + Apparat = Moderat http://www.npr.org/2013/07/24/205158117/first-listen-moderat-ii

Dis D runs on Duracel D's

These are some ridiculous exercises to try out at the gym - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POdzasJklxw&sns=em

Do you even lift bro? Tyson Chandler
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1715500-tyson-chandler-looks-like-hes-been-skipping-leg-day-at-the-gym

Fucking sick double play: http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2013/7/24/4554846/rays-red-sox-double-play-gif-yunel-escobar

Tim Hudson Suffers Gruesome Ankle Injury, Taken Off Field On Cart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phw5KAXBi3s&feature=youtu.be

Women in the wild...
"The Portland Press-Herald reported that the call came from the women themselves, who managed to report that the van was filling with water before their cellphone went dead."
... SO yeah... instead of trying to get out and swim away, you should call 9-1-1 while your vehicle is sinking the the ocean and filling with water... fucking A...
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/25/19667078-hikers-are-rescued-then-drive-to-their-deaths-in-atlantic-ocean-off-maine


"Oh, i only scissored my twin sister until i was 29 years old..."
http://thegrio.com/2013/07/19/tamera-mowry-housley-admits-she-lost-virginity-at-29/

Great sign by Henry Rollins
http://imgur.com/r/funny/3QI0UoW

video of that train in Spain derailing:
http://www.businessinsider.com/video-of-train-crash-in-spain-2013-7

Good to know: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephebic_Oath

How to go invisible on Facebook
http://www.businessinsider.com/facebook-privacy-settings-2013-7?op=1

This gets me boned up...
'Rocky' Spinoff Based On Apollo Creed's Grandson Entitled 'Creed' Is Coming
http://www.brobible.com/entertainment/article/rocky-spinoff-apollo-creeds-grandson

This is NOT fair...
Taylor Swift 'biggest fan' contest canceled after 39-year-old man wins
http://www.today.com/entertainment/taylor-swift-biggest-fan-contest-canceled-after-39-year-old-6C10741187
 
The Sole US Navy Vessel held by a foreign County
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/north-korea-unveiling-its-greatest-cold-war-prize-captured-us-navy-spy-ship-uss-pueblo/2013/07/25/d9b55a78-f50a-11e2-81fa-8e83b3864c36_story_1.html

Flying Lotus - MmmHmm  (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uCyv05SG1g

Whats in a name (the royal baby bullshit is just a hook at the beginning):
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/07/130724-names-psychology-meaning-royal-baby-william-kate/

Chicago approves $500 million revamp of Wrigley Field
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/07/24/us-baseball-wrigley-idUSBRE96N11G20130724

Crazy motorcycle crash caught on bus cam, it just happens to be Jack Nichauls' FSU TE Nephew
http://larrybrownsports.com/college-football/nick-oleary-horrific-motorcycle-crash-video/197959

Arizona DT Darnell Docket doing his best Mike Tyson/Michael Jackson impression:
 http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9508950/darnell-dockett-arizona-cardinals-buys-tiger-cub-wanted-monkey-too

A history of the sky: https://vimeo.com/32095756#

Bankrupt By Beanies http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PgDsyj5eLmo

The Real Walter White
http://www.buzzfeed.com/natashavc/inside-the-life-and-crimes-of-the-real-life-walter-94kb

Google Chromecast:  it pushes your cloud to your TV for streaming
http://readwrite.com/2013/07/25/chromecast-google-fast-facts#awesm=~ocDNzVJWbu5OT9

Cooking Terminology for Dummies: http://www.buzzfeed.com/christinebyrne/scary-cooking-terms

Mad FEELS here: http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-who-prove-that-there-is-still-good-in-the-world

Defending the Read-Option: There's no simple solution for the NFL's latest offensive trend, but after an offseason of searching, defensive coaches may finally have some answers
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9508313/after-offseason-searching-nfl-coaches-know-how-defend-read-option

Watch Aubrey Plaza as Daria
http://www.buzzsugar.com/Aubrey-Plaza-Daria-Video-31034339

Rectal Turpitude

NASA release picture of earth taken from Saturn over  1 billion miles away

http://saturn.jpl.nasa.gov/news/newsreleases/newsrelease20130722/

Canadian Man Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
http://gawker.com/canadian-man-sorry-for-chugging-eight-beers-and-swimmin-888283225

SarcMark: Sarcasm Emoticon Created
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/13/sarcmark-sarcasm-emoticon_n_421802.html

How gay is your favorite NFL franchise? http://www.outsports.com/2013/7/22/4546362/gay-nfl-teams-ranking

The ultimate flop- http://i.imgur.com/FKjaEwA.gif

J.J. Redick And His Ex-Girlfriend Had An Abortion Contract
http://deadspin.com/j-j-redick-and-his-ex-girlfriend-had-an-abortion-contr-883029608

Evidence of planets forming "nearby"? http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/07/130719-carbon-monoxide-snow-line-nebula-space-science/

breast milk orgies in China
http://www.businessinsider.com/chinese-official-extravagance-buildings-mistresses-and-breast-milk-orgies-2013-7

How Yemen Chewed Itself Dry  (GOT QAT?)
http://www.foreignaffairs.com/articles/139596/adam-heffez/how-yemen-chewed-itself-dry?page=show

The Maytals - Dreams to Remember (chill song):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdIzYlaP-eM

Decent piece on stats (and fantasy football, too): http://espn.go.com/fantasy/football/story/_/page/nfldk2k13_TMR_100_facts/matthew-berry-100-facts-need-know-drafting-your-fantasy-football-team

The Titans new hero? http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9504862/tennessee-titans-rookie-jonathan-willard-saves-family-burning-car

Strunz & Farah: Twilight of the Zuq (Chill Song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkiDARwC3mA

Chris Johnson & Devin Hester are going to race a cheetah
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/chris-johnson-devin-hester-race-cheetah/197828


Why Detroit Won't Have a Second Act: Crony capitalism and crushing regulations kill entrepreneurs http://reason.com/archives/2013/07/23/why-detroit-wont-have-a-second-act

The customer reviews for this product are good, particularly the one by Heisenberg.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B005SWKZG4/pirillopicks-20

Priorities (LOLZ): http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2012/12/15/11/anigif_enhanced-buzz-7775-1355590544-1.gif

Advertising More: Madison Avenue Apple Advertising
Statistical Proof Is Piling Up That Apple's Ads Are Failing
http://www.businessinsider.com/statistics-about-apples-advertising-2013-7

Phil Mickelson gets done dry by British and Scottish tax rates after win
http://larrybrownsports.com/golf/phil-mickelson-tax-rate-british-open/197824

I'm cringing just writing this, but woman uses muddy vagina to catch fish in the wild
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/this-muddy-vagina-catfishing-woman-is-ruined-forever/

This may be the best live on TV news dick ever drawn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW9Fiu9IlA4

Massive Train Accident In Spain Kills At Least 20
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mikehayes/massive-train-accident-in-spain-kills-at-least-20

Coital Cacophony

Here's A Guy In A Custom Taylor Swift Eagles Jersey

http://deadspin.com/heres-a-guy-in-a-custom-taylor-swift-eagles-jersey-843058564

NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW!!!!!!!!! AHHHH THIS IS SO GOOD!  TURTLES IN A HALF-SHELL, TURTLE-POWER!!!!! http://segerfart.tumblr.com/post/10839303355/matthew-c-janicaks-04-animation-piece-the

Pond - Giant Tortoise (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvZ9tEb67HE

 Evolution of the F1 Car: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrsoPM2d9B0

Boca Juniors fans killed in shootout
http://msn.foxsports.com/foxsoccer/latinamerica/story/two-boca-juniors-fans-killed-in-shootout-in-argentina-072113

Tokyo young women's thighs used as advertising space - video
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2013/jul/21/tokyo-womens-thighs-advertising-video

The Dawn Of A New Day: Welcome to CLOWNFISTER
http://clownfister.kinja.com/the-dawn-of-a-new-day-welcome-to-clownfister-866214300

Interesting gadget from Reebok to monitor hits to the head throughout a game:
http://shop.reebok.com/us/content/CheckLight

GIFS TO MAKE YOU LOLZ
 http://i.imgur.com/yZ8ueDD.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/def71a7cac081c69e3f10dccd5b6b6df/tumblr_mogkbn0GN41qdlh1io1_400.gif
http://i.imgur.com/7QrcYRy.gif
http://i.imgur.com/V9u45gJ.gif
http://i.imgur.com/YtQPTnw.jpg

Semi-NSFW, Very Patriotic GIF
http://img.pandawhale.com/48157-eagle-American-flag-erection-g-UWwR.gif

Kobayashi Completes the Gallon Milk Challenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBFugzV1KxI

Advice for you married bros
http://www.danoah.com/2012/10/16-ways-i-blew-my-marriage.html

Baseball player drop kicked by skydiver
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mSSCYrwTrs

Badminton beatdown:
http://hypervocal.com/news/2013/badminton-beatdown/

RIP - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Farina
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ry0g4W0_ZI

Spectator Picks Wrong Day To Run Alongside Tour de France Cyclist
http://deadspin.com/842418854

NSFW GIF!  This has been Blasted before, but gosh dang if it ain't beautiful!
http://i.minus.com/insie7j1inLwP.gif

Taste Test: The Ruffles Ultimate Line, Which You Must Never Eat, Ever
http://deadspin.com/taste-test-the-ruffles-ultimate-line-which-you-must-n-846019474

Brilliant! The Guardian's Website Has A Button That Turns Off Royal Baby Coverage
http://www.mediaite.com/online/the-guardians-website-has-a-button-that-turns-off-royal-baby-coverage/

Subway Employee Puts His Penis On Sandwich Bread; Another Freezes His Urine At Work
www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/22/subway-employee-puts-penis-on-bread-frozen-urine_n_3635174.html

NSFW - Kimora Lee Simons GOES TOPLESS & SMOKES CIGARETTES On Saint-Tropez VACAY With The Kids  http://theybf.com/2013/07/21/bosoms-up-kimora-lee-simons-goes-topless-smokes-cigarettes-on-saint-tropez-vacay-with-the

'Holy sh*t!' Humpback whales appear to almost eat divers in shocking video
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/22/holy-sht-humpback-whales-appear-to-almost-eat-divers-in-shocking-video/

NSFW - Swedish Girls vs. Korean Girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ICLchVC_-U

Aaron Hernandez's mother was stabbed by his stepfather after Patriots drafted him
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/aaron-hernandez-mother-stabbed-stepfather/197531

Wait for it.... wait for it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQRG8YaXDK8

10 words you've probably been misusing
http://hellogiggles.com/10-words-that-youve-probably-been-misusing

This is crazy
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/police-identify-maryland-woman-who-survived-car-plunge-off-bay-bridge-friday/2013/07/21/5bcfbbae-f23e-11e2-bdae-0d1f78989e8a_story.html?tid=pm_pop

Stringer Bell as Nelson Mandela - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAglZjX3HOk

Controversial 'Wandering Dago' Food Truck Banned From Saratoga Race Course
http://www.grubstreet.com/2013/07/wandering-dago-food-truck.html

UK wants to restrict access to online porn
http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/22/tech/web/uk-porn-ban-cameron/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Slatterns & Trollops

regarding Detroit's bankruptcy, Dan Gilbert (Quicken Loans) and the Illitch family (Little Ceasers, Red Wings, Tigers) are buying up all of Detroit's assets. Gilbert is offering incentives all his entry level Quicken employees to live in the city.

http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/22872830/dan-gilbert-to-offer-to-buy-unfinished-wayne-co-jail-site
and
http://www.mlive.com/entertainment/detroit/index.ssf/2013/06/new_detroit_red_wings_arena_pl.html

Detroit's pension problems, in one chart
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/07/19/detroits-pension-problems-in-one-chart/

RABBIT REGULATIONS DESTROYING WASHINGTON!?!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/watch-him-pull-a-usda-mandated-rabbit-disaster-plan-out-of-his-hat/2013/07/16/816f2f66-ed66-11e2-8163-2c7021381a75_story_1.html

Washed Out - Soft (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEGqLpgiY-M

NBC Censors Video of Elizabeth Warren Taking CNBC to the Woodshed
http://gawker.com/nbc-censors-video-of-elizabeth-warren-taking-cnbc-to-th-837411782

The 3 Most Exciting Words in Science Right Now: 'The Pitch Dropped'
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/07/the-3-most-exciting-words-in-science-right-now-the-pitch-dropped/277919/

This is Extremely-NSFW
http://mibrujula.com/depilacion-laser-informativo-noche-finlandia-nsfw/

Chill song  - A Tribe Called Quest - Jam http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9koVaz_0IM

So apparently some people have been held captive in a Houston house for like 10 years: http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/19/justice/texas-houston-captives/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

They don't make cartoons like they used to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwSDLb7wzek

Say What? You'll Need a Translator for 'Game of Thrones' Star Emilia Clarke's Unusual Emmy Reaction http://tv.yahoo.com/blogs/emmys/-game-of-thrones--star-emilia-clarke-reacts-to-emmy-nod-%E2%80%94-in-dothraki-184527641.html

25 reasons why we love Scotland
http://imgur.com/a/Cfwm6

Grand Central Oyster Bar To Open Park Slope Outpost  http://gothamist.com/2013/07/19/grand_central_oyster_bar_to_open_pa.php

Bunny Rabbits, Baby Penguins, Hand Jobs

I hate change, and i hate how often Gmail likes to jazz things up...

http://news.softpedia.com/news/How-to-Switch-to-the-New-Tabbed-Gmail-Inbox-or-Disable-It-If-You-Don-t-Like-It-357493.shtml

Of the 20 richest women in the world, 19 of them inherited their money from either their husband or father. The first self made rich woman rings in at #17. http://www.forbes.com/2011/03/08/worlds-richest-women-billionaires_slide.html

NSFW - http://images.4chan.org/gif/src/1374065718399.gif

Renzo Piano's Dream of a Tiny House
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/18/garden/renzo-pianos-dream-of-a-tiny-house.html?_r=1&

Uber Orders Ice Cream Trucks in 33 Cities: Ploy will brand car service app in 3 new markets
http://www.adweek.com/news/technology/uber-orders-ice-cream-trucks-33-cities-151260

With all this Rolling Stone cover talk- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJu6Up9w2Hc These guys were awesome. Its giving me the jambug. Did you know Shel Silverstein wrote most of the Dr. Hook songs?

Breaking Bad final season is only 4 weeks away, season premiere August 11, siiiiickkkkkk
Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrRjf2KzD0E

Hockey Hugs: The top 10 celebratory photos of 2012-13 NHL season:
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/hockey-hugs-top-10-celebratory-photos-2012-13-185504660.html

Whitey bulger still killing dudes behind bars
http://abcnews.go.com/US/bulger-witness-found-dead/story?id=19698132#.UegDklNQ2OV

Jay-Z Is Right: Most Rappers Are Lying About Their Money
http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-07-09/jay-z-is-right-most-rappers-are-lying-about-their-money

Topics that spark Wikipedia 'edit wars' revealed http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23354613

Master Chiefs https://twitter.com/Xbox/status/357934791280177153/photo/1

Hooters reveals new logo:
http://www.freep.com/article/20130718/BUSINESS07/307180057/

Space and Ho's: http://gothamist.com/2013/07/18/photo_bronx_prostitues_use_giant_te.php

Funny dog tries to stomp out his shadow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ACHrRMRSec0

Tiki has changed his mind.  Probably sick of getting booed in Giants Stadium despite being the all time leading rusher for the Giants.
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/9488349/tiki-barber-believes-eli-manning-new-york-giants-better-peyton-manning-denver-broncos

The Simpson and Family Guy teaming up for a joint episode next year
http://gawker.com/family-guy-simpsons-crossover-episode-planned-for-next-828643601

Semi-NSFW gross, audio is loud:
Big Girl Pops A Molly & Sweats All Over A Septa Bus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXCTCrtzQnE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Detroit  just filed for bankruptcy
http://www.wxyz.com/dpp/news/region/detroit/detroit-files-for-chapter-9-bankruptcy

Pizza Place Flooded With Hilarious Yelp Reviews After Footage Leaks Of Employee Possibly Masturbating In Kitchen http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/pizza-place-flooded-with-hilarious-yelp-reviews-after-footag

The Real Face of Terror: Behind the Scenes Photos of the Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Manhunt
http://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2013/07/18/tsarnaev/

Important Question to ask the manager as soon as you walk into ANY restuarant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjNx9siNwI

Junior Mint Sized (and shaped) Testicles

Caller comments on Francesa's shirt 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ornZZAkQeGQ

LOLZ - http://imgur.com/gallery/dBwkJ

This Goal Is The Most American Goal That Has Ever Been Scored, Probably
http://deadspin.com/this-goal-is-the-most-american-goal-that-has-ever-been-809568744

Attention, gumshoes: Old episodes of Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego? are probably returning to PBS http://www.avclub.com/articles/attention-gumshoes-old-episodes-of-where-in-the-wo%2C100211/

Trayvon Martin & George Zimmerman
One side of the Argument: http://davidsimon.com/trayvon/
The Other side of the Argument: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/frame_game/2013/07/trayvon_martin_verdict_racism_hate_crimes_prosecution_and_other_overreactions.html
Jury Instructions:
http://www.flcourts18.org/PDF/Press_Releases/Zimmerman_Final_Jury_Instructions.pdf


This meme is LOLZ
http://i.jackmeme.com/586436.jpg

9 MINUTE BREAKING BAD: The Epic Refresher -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovlK-WXJ-pQ&feature=youtu.be

Another LOLZ trolling from this guy:
http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=112

Antena - Camino Del Sol (Super Chill Song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJK-TuzV4Js&feature=youtu.be
Lyrics are nutty:
http://www.maxilyrics.com/antena-camino-del-sol-lyrics-fb0d.html

This guy has to be telling the truth, right?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/16/bawer-aksal_n_3607677.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

Vitamin String Quartet - Performs the Music of Wes Anderson Films - Here Comes My Baby - Cat Stevens: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joJzexHcLH0 (Chill Song)

Identity of NTSB disgraced intern?
http://www.wwtdd.com/2013/07/alexander-fields-lefkovic-ntsb-ktvu-asiana-airlines/

Some Swedish bars carry 'cerebral palsy' beer
http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/07/17/swedish-bars-get-handpicked-to-carry-cerebral-palsy-beer/#content

Great CL Missed connection ad: http://imgur.com/NIbMy0F

Let's all take a moment to remember Jason Kidd with hair: http://i.imgur.com/Jg4gWhI.jpg

Alex Morgan, DAT ASS
http://www.theschoolphilly.com/2013/07/17/alex-morgan-ass-i-mean-at-the-espys/

A Terrified NCAA Bails On Its Video Game License
http://deadspin.com/a-terrified-ncaa-bails-on-its-video-game-license-815738961

DeSean Jackson Releases 'Diamonds on My Neck' Music Video Featuring Snoop
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1707289-desean-jackson-releases-diamonds-on-my-neck-music-video-featuring-snoop-dogg

Keith Olbermann back at ESPN
http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/9485482/keith-olbermann-returns-espn-late-night-program

Good Comic
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/1017682_10153054227620078_607649289_n.png

Carmelo and LeBron in Lakers gold in 2014-15?
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1706938-lakers-rumors-la-reportedly-eyeing-lebron-james-and-carmelo-anthony

Pope on Twitter http://www.newser.com/story/171127/follow-pope-on-twitter-get-time-off-purgatory-stay.html

Here is some classic Norm for your troubles.
http://deadspin.com/5587385/deadspin-classic-espn-will-never-ever-do-this-again

The One Thing These Crazy Successful People Do Every Morning
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/17/the-first-thing-these-suc_n_3588482.html

Burrata-level softness in them jugs

Why didn't I go to the Onion earlier for some of that sweet, sweet satire regarding Zimmerman?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/zimmerman-found-not-guilty-technically-but-cmon,33124/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-throws-hands-up-tells-black-teenagers-to-do,33125/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/cnn-holds-panel-discussion-to-determine-if-there-r,33123/


SPOILER ALERT DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU HAVE READ ALL THE GoT books:
http://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/156odh/spoilers_all_complete_analysis_of_the_blackfyre/
Intense theory.

Putin continuing to be The Man.
http://photoblog.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/16/19493798-vlad-the-submariner-russias-putin-dives-deep-to-view-old-shipwreck?lite

Shama Lama Ding Dong (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rVGfEXnbs0&feature=youtu.be

3D Print yourself - http://www.twinkind.com/main/en/landing

Off-Limits "Snake Island" Is Full of Venomous Pit Vipers
http://www.slate.com/blogs/atlas_obscura/2013/07/15/ilha_queimada_grande_teems_with_poisonous_vipers_and_can_only_be_visited.html

Martina Hingis' Husband Says She Is A Serial Cheater: Report
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/15/martina-hingis_n_3600586.html

What is missing from DC's Food Scene? A LOT (F*gg*t)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/magazine/whats-missing-from-dcs-food-scene-a-lot/2013/07/10/21dce7fe-c7ba-11e2-9245-773c0123c027_story.html?hpid=z2

LOLZ - http://i.imgur.com/0DzvSou.png

Great License Place - http://i.imgur.com/GQumuFG.jpg

A very clear explanation of China's economic woes
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/07/16/a-simple-clear-explanation-of-chinas-economic-woes/

Boardwalk Empire season 4 trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge7MGTo6XVE

pretty cool NYC photos from early 1900s
http://www.vintag.es/2013/07/old-photos-of-new-york-city-in-early.html

Nicolas Cage As Your Favorite Disney Princesses
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/nicolas-cage-as-your-favorite-disney-princesses

Meet DARPA's 6'2" disaster-response robot
http://whatsnext.blogs.cnn.com/2013/07/16/meet-darpas-62-disaster-response-robot/?hpt=hp_c4

The Biggest Transformer Ever, Standing Next to Stuff
http://gizmodo.com/the-biggest-transformer-ever-standing-next-to-stuff-802700397

I don't know about this... but i kinda have a boner...
http://thechive.com/2013/07/16/id-argue-this-is-the-most-brilliant-peace-movement-ever-18-photos/

Fwd: Your EX-GF is a hoor

Sisyphean \sis-uh-FEE-uhn\, adjective:

1. endless and unavailing, as labor or a task.
"I grow weary of the Sisyphean task of appeasing my constant boners and need to FAP."

Carly Rae Jepsen first pitch fail: http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2013/7/14/4523618/carly-rae-jepsen-first-pitch-gif

Slatterns, Trollops, and ladies of ill repute
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/14/fashion/sex-on-campus-she-can-play-that-game-too.html?_r=0

The Great Sea: A Human History of the Mediterranean:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Great-Sea-History-Mediterranean/dp/0195323343/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1373898990&sr=8-1&keywords=the+great+sea

Man Rushed To The Hospital After Snake Hiding In Toilet Bites Off Half His Peen
http://bossip.com/803696/hide-ya-junk-man-rushed-to-the-hospital-after-snake-hiding-in-toilet-bites-off-half-his-peen/

Washington D.C. to consider legalizing marijuana
http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/metro-news/2013/jul/15/washington-dc-decide-if-marijuana-should-be-legal-/

Batman & Robin
http://i.imgur.com/hyQpYt8.jpg

This is a GREAT GIF
http://www.yt2gif.com/view/320232

This GIF is LOLZ!
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/489/946/057.gif

Slowly but Surely: Sous-vide cooking is destined for ubiquity in home kitchens.
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/food/2013/07/sous_vide_at_home_why_thermal_immersion_circulators_are_the_microwave_of.html

Remark by Obama Complicates Military Sexual Assault Trials
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/14/us/obama-remark-is-complicating-military-trials.html?smid=pl-share&_r=0

Did RG III Try to Bang This VCU Student the Morning of His Wedding?
http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/did-rg-iii-try-to-bang-this-vcu-student-the-morning-of-his-wedding/

NTSB intern out after fake names incident
http://www.clickondetroit.com/lifestyle/travel/ntsb-intern-fired-over-fake-pilot-names/-/2305824/20976864/-/9wt2q3/-/index.html

Kimmel Kartoon - "You're Screwed"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p09QlQQazo0

NSFW Text Only - Chicken
http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/you-know-what-else-tastes-like-chicken-my-COCK.jpg

Eyes Bigger than your Stomach?
http://i.imgur.com/crNFjO3.jpg

ZOMG DMB!
Dave Matthews found stranded on side of road by fan
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/news/dave-matthews-fan-ride-stranded-133515003.html

Louis CK - Animated: If God Came Back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LOojbp8ptWI

A Redditor Has Been Leaking WWE Outcomes For Months
http://deadspin.com/a-redditor-has-been-leaking-wwe-outcomes-for-months-787445495

Cool...i guess...
http://www.pointerpointer.com/

dont go swimming in mass this summer
http://www.boston.com/metrodesk/2013/07/15/great-white-shark-spotted-off-beach-chatham-sunday/YDAfQpeuW0A4wyom02PoiO/story.html

Used G-strings recycled as Dental Floss

Bacon Choco Taco - Fat Guy Boners

http://foodbeast.com/content/2013/07/09/bacon-weave-choco-taco/

For GoT Nerds... what the actual Iron Throne looks like
http://io9.com/george-r-r-martin-this-is-what-the-iron-throne-really-721293015

Californians against high speed rail: http://i.imgur.com/I6cpesU.jpg

Magary: How I Made @DadBoner (And How @DadBoner Made Me A Better Man)
http://deadspin.com/how-i-made-dadboner-and-how-dadboner-made-me-a-bette-716549657

Wow, this is pretty crazy: Sports dome gets ripped off by tornado and lands on a busy highway: http://youtu.be/G8wC51TFsmU?t=40s

I heard a discussion of an interesting factor in the Asiana crash on the radio today. Seems like its been a problem in the past with Korean pilot training- http://www.cnbc.com/id/100869966

GIF Blast:
http://i.imgur.com/UL7kkjv.gif
http://i.imgur.com/RiAUpjb.jpg
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a9dMDK1_460sa.gif

Skrillex gets knocked out at Mexico Gig
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B-UuQJ_Bgw

Theres a split second here when Suarez realizes that everyone hates him and no one wants to celebrate his goal with him- http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/suarez-chelsea.gif

Almost every single one of these is dead on:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/30-signs-youre-almost-30

Psh... If a duck dies from eating bread, then it deserves to die.
http://www.examiner.com/article/bread-is-bad-for-ducks

Please make a donation to the Human Fund: http://www.webpageaboutnothing.com/

Is It Time to Give Up on CNN?
http://gawker.com/is-it-time-to-give-up-on-cnn-725515193

Econ 101 is killing America
http://www.salon.com/2013/07/08/how_%E2%80%9Cecon_101%E2%80%9D_is_killing_america/

According to the director, Day was cast based on his performance in an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: "He comes out with a stick, and he has a monologue about what it is to hunt the rats in the basement. It was very funny, but he was coming from character. He was not doing big stuff, he was, like, really mourning and lamenting his job, you know, how inhuman it is. And I thought, 'This guy is great at shading and comedy.' There are moments in the movie where he delivers them both." http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Rim_(film)

Hernandezs boy totally sold him out
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/07/10/affidavit-confirms-ortiz-flipped-on-hernandez-told-them-the-whole-story/related/


Semi-NSFW CPR (hot chicks doing CPR): https://vimeo.com/11673844

NSFW Sexiness - https://vimeo.com/mattblum

Giants reliever, Chad Gaudin, Groped A Woman On A Gurney In An ER
http://deadspin.com/police-chad-gaudin-groped-a-woman-on-a-gurney-in-an-er-733976750

Today's Most Creative People: The Students Who Worked On NASA's Grover
http://www.fastcompany.com/3014086/most-creative-people-2013/todays-most-creative-people-the-students-who-worked-on-nasas-grove

Blurred Lines as Cosby Show Theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=crBNdOREZE0

SHARKNADO - Official Asylum Trailer - TOO VIOLENT FOR TV??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwsqFR5bh6Q&feature=youtu.be

Cream Splattered Pastry called Bu-Cakes. Get it?

One of my favorite Bollywood Babes

Priyanka Chopra - Exotic ft. Pitbull - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPhhZg9v9NU (the song blows though)

This new movie ought to be good
http://www.foxsearchlight.com/thewaywayback/?gclid=CKusm7KwqLgCFc5QOgodng4Ahw
(I love coming of age movies)

In America's Pastime, Baseball Players Pass A Lot of Time: The findings: 90% of the game is spent standing around.  http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323740804578597932341903720

Serious Criminal: http://i.imgur.com/MCxfJ.jpeg

I think this is Maru the cat (My favorite youtube cat)
http://img.ifcdn.com/images/6bfe4b62f339ffc5e01cf80685f5fec157f2a8fd670432e50dfbed0a4333326d_1.gif  (In case you're not familiar with Maru's work: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uDuls5TyNE)

Fastest Photographer on 2 feet: http://i.imgur.com/dUuOH.gif

YO STRING?! WHERE'S WALLACE AT?  Not related to The Wire... but Wallace is in it... looks good, new movie: http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/weinstein/fruitvalestation/

Pervy NJ Transit bus driver caught masturbating at wheel in Lincoln Tunnel traffic
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/nj-transit-bus-driver-caught-masturbating-article-1.1396910    Reminds me of this: http://www.digdang.com/media/images/good_on_you_jim_13351.jpg

NYPD Officer Charged With Attempting to Rape a 16-Year-Old
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/07/nypd-peter-ciollo-charged-rape-16-year-old.html  Here is his portrait: http://blog.silive.com/celebrations_weddings/2009/07/18Ciollo.jpg (looks like a scumbag)

I freaking love the Ghostface Killah reviews. I could read those things all day long. Amazing.
Here's his review of the Kanye West Yeezus album: http://www.okayplayer.com/news/kanye-west-yeezus-review-by-big-ghost.html

The official Tumblr of Congressman Mark Takano CA41
http://repmarktakano.tumblr.com/

This is so sad: TV Reporter Wakes Up Only Guy Camped Out To Buy Titans Ticket
http://deadspin.com/tv-reporter-wakes-up-only-guy-camped-out-to-buy-titans-754340759

Chill song The National Pink Rabbits:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z59QNcX880c

This, Courtesy of MSNBC, Is Trayvon Martin's Dead Body. Get Angry.
http://gawker.com/this-courtesy-of-msnbc-is-trayvon-martins-dead-body-753370712

Va. man fleeing bail bondsman runs onto I-95, struck
http://wtop.com/41/3386356/Wild-chase-Fleeing-man-struck-on-I-95-groundhog-bites-police-dog

Tractor-Trailer With Beer Crashes, Spilling Beer On NJ Highway
http://gothamist.com/2013/07/12/tractor-trailer_with_beer_crashes_s.php

Christian Slater has a movie called 'RastaFEARian'
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/201906/christian-slater-has-a-movie-called-rastafearian/

These little CRAZY CARTS look super fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hbGXBUif-PE

New Oldboy Trailer.... dabble of nudity in this (Semi NSFW) (directed by Spike Lee)
http://www.avclub.com/articles/oldboy,99976/

New Deltron data
http://www.avclub.com/articles/david-cross-joseph-gordonlevitt-the-lonely-island,99948/

Good
http://www.avclub.com/articles/universal-orlando-needs-more-bort-license-plates-i,100033/

Next time you're at a job interview, and they ask you to describe yourself in one sentence, here is what you do: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9QXY80OxS0&feature=youtu.be


Heineken Dares JFK Travelers to Ditch Their Plans, Press a Button and Board a Flight to Parts Unknown http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/heineken-dares-jfk-travelers-ditch-their-plans-press-button-and-board-flight-parts-unknown-1

Capitol Hill's First Music Store Opens Tomorrow
http://dcist.com/2013/07/new_music_store_on_capitol_hill.php

9 best Tacos in DC
http://dcist.com/2013/07/the_nine_best_tacos_in_dc.php

Marijuana Farmers Markets Proposed In Boulder
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/12/marijuana-farmers-markets_n_3586943.html

i can't believe this is real...
KTVU Reports Asiana Pilots Named "Sum Ting Wong," "Ho Lee Fuk"
http://www.bohemian.com/BohoBlog/archives/2013/07/12/ktvu-reports-asiana-pilots-named-sum-ting-wong-ho-lee-fuk

Best Internet Photo of the week!  (click the pic to see it larger) LOLZ!
http://deadspin.com/presented-without-comment-755780213

Delicious! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28food%29

Fwd: Ticklin' dat squirmy wormy

Savages - "Shut Up" (Chick rockers, chill song)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuIB8HEmnoY

Eindhoven we love you(th) PSV Eindhoven (soccer boner)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fzorpNlYpng

Ghost Face Killa ranks the top 10 softest rappers in the game
http://rapsandhustles.com/2011/03/03/ghostface-killah-top-10-softest-rappers-in-the-game/

I was just reading some article about the gal from King of Queens leaving Scientology because that's the kind of thing the NYPost prints.  Anyway, it lead me to a fact that the head church guy's wife has not been seen in public since like '07 and nobody has any clue why.  So strange.  Here is some website with info and theories.  Very creepy.  http://shellymiscavige.com/

D.C. Council approves 'living wage' bill over Wal-Mart ultimatum
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dc-politics/dc-council-approves-living-wage-bill-over-wal-mart-ultimatum/2013/07/10/724aab6e-e96f-11e2-a301-ea5a8116d211_story.html

Won't be seeing this dude covering DC sports anymore:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2013/07/10/dan-hellie-joins-the-nfl-network/

Cool little time website
http://time.is/

Terrorist making a vacuum cleaner:
https://bigstory.ap.org/article/ap-exclusive-cia-and-secret-vacuum-cleaner

These potential routes for Snowden to get to South America are interesting:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/07/09/snowdens-five-dubious-options-for-getting-to-venezuela/

Joakim Noah's greatest moment in his life:
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1700783-joakim-noahs-awkward-soccer-goal-leads-to-beautifully-insane-celebration

Phillies fan getting hit in the head by Rendon's home run last night..so good http://www.natsenquirer.com/2013/07/anthony-rendon-laser-beam-home-run-drills-phillies-fan-in-the-head.html

Pitbull rapes pillow on porch and holds 3 black men hostage in their home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R7UNQJKTiw

Eye to Eye by Tahir Shah [OFFICIAL VIDEO] - Eye to Eye Taher Shah  (great music video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThAt6eV6APw

Patriots CB Alfonzo Dennard arrested on suspicion of DUI
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/alfonzo-dennard-arrested-dui/196080

"Blinded By the Light" Tops Spotify List of Most Misquoted Song Lyrics
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/07/11/spotifys-top-10-misquoted-song-lyrics/

This is old, but so good http://www.theonion.com/articles/this-american-life-completes-documentation-of-libe,2188/

Jay-Z Is Rapping to Marina Abramovic at Pace Gallery
http://www.complex.com/art-design/2013/07/jay-z-is-rapping-to-marina-abramovic-at-pace-gallery

Kingsize Wop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGEUxxyZdQM  LOLZ

nerdgasm for NHL 94 people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=c8pLV4-RImk

I personally endorse this 100%
these dick pics on newspapers are all LOLZ
http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/so-i-guess-the-new-trend-in-england-is-drawing-dicks-on-newspapers-and-leaving-them-for-people-to-pick-up/

Whitey Bulger watched the Bruins win Game 7 in Vancouver before he was Arrested
http://www.thebostonliberal.com/whitey-bulger-watched-the-bruins-win-game-7-in-vancouver-before-he-was-arrested-85473/

Gift from above: Laundromat delivers clothes via drone
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/gift_from_above_laundromat_delivers_CcaIXzyXHIb2vTEgACqLdL

NSFW link, but safe for smart phones, model goes topless at restaurants in the village in NYC.
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/model-chick-making-waves-in-nyc-by-showing-up-to-restaurants-in-the-village-topless-nsfw/

Is this old? I dont' know...  Gizoogle...
http://www.gizoogle.net/
Search for anything and read the description.

Hipsters Off The Hook: The Truth Behind Abandoned Backyard Chickens
http://wamu.org/news/13/07/11/hipsters_off_the_hook_the_truth_behind_abandoned_backyard_chickens

Crazy living rock is one of the weirdest creatures we've ever seen
http://grist.org/list/crazy-living-rock-is-one-of-the-weirdest-creatures-weve-ever-seen/

Drake's social media wattage outshines Kanye and Jay-Z
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/music/2013/07/10/drake-leads-rappers-in-social-media/2506561/

Used G-strings recycled as Dental Floss

Bacon Choco Taco - Fat Guy Boners

http://foodbeast.com/content/2013/07/09/bacon-weave-choco-taco/

For GoT Nerds... what the actual Iron Throne looks like
http://io9.com/george-r-r-martin-this-is-what-the-iron-throne-really-721293015

Californians against high speed rail: http://i.imgur.com/I6cpesU.jpg

Magary: How I Made @DadBoner (And How @DadBoner Made Me A Better Man)
http://deadspin.com/how-i-made-dadboner-and-how-dadboner-made-me-a-bette-716549657

Wow, this is pretty crazy: Sports dome gets ripped off by tornado and lands on a busy highway: http://youtu.be/G8wC51TFsmU?t=40s

I heard a discussion of an interesting factor in the Asiana crash on the radio today. Seems like its been a problem in the past with Korean pilot training- http://www.cnbc.com/id/100869966

GIF Blast:
http://i.imgur.com/UL7kkjv.gif
http://i.imgur.com/RiAUpjb.jpg
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a9dMDK1_460sa.gif

Skrillex gets knocked out at Mexico Gig
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B-UuQJ_Bgw

Theres a split second here when Suarez realizes that everyone hates him and no one wants to celebrate his goal with him- http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/suarez-chelsea.gif

Almost every single one of these is dead on:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/30-signs-youre-almost-30

Psh... If a duck dies from eating bread, then it deserves to die.
http://www.examiner.com/article/bread-is-bad-for-ducks

Please make a donation to the Human Fund: http://www.webpageaboutnothing.com/

Is It Time to Give Up on CNN?
http://gawker.com/is-it-time-to-give-up-on-cnn-725515193

Econ 101 is killing America
http://www.salon.com/2013/07/08/how_%E2%80%9Cecon_101%E2%80%9D_is_killing_america/

According to the director, Day was cast based on his performance in an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: "He comes out with a stick, and he has a monologue about what it is to hunt the rats in the basement. It was very funny, but he was coming from character. He was not doing big stuff, he was, like, really mourning and lamenting his job, you know, how inhuman it is. And I thought, 'This guy is great at shading and comedy.' There are moments in the movie where he delivers them both." http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Rim_(film)

Hernandezs boy totally sold him out
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/07/10/affidavit-confirms-ortiz-flipped-on-hernandez-told-them-the-whole-story/related/


Semi-NSFW CPR (hot chicks doing CPR): https://vimeo.com/11673844

NSFW Sexiness - https://vimeo.com/mattblum

Giants reliever, Chad Gaudin, Groped A Woman On A Gurney In An ER
http://deadspin.com/police-chad-gaudin-groped-a-woman-on-a-gurney-in-an-er-733976750

Today's Most Creative People: The Students Who Worked On NASA's Grover
http://www.fastcompany.com/3014086/most-creative-people-2013/todays-most-creative-people-the-students-who-worked-on-nasas-grove

Blurred Lines as Cosby Show Theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=crBNdOREZE0

SHARKNADO - Official Asylum Trailer - TOO VIOLENT FOR TV??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwsqFR5bh6Q&feature=youtu.be

Lou Ferrigno's D-Vein

Gotta admit, this story is pretty damn touching:

http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/9454322/why-stayed

Horny 100-Year-Old Granny Gives Best 'Really Old Person' Interview Yet
http://gawker.com/horny-100-year-old-granny-gives-best-really-old-person-701019093

I like this photo: http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/306459/slide_306459_2663671_free.jpg?1373137113909

This is rich: Man wants Browns pallbearers so team 'can let him down one last time'
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/blog/eye-on-football/22683592/man-wants-browns-pallbearers-so-team-can-let-him-down-one-last-time

Start Counting Cards at Blackjack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rpjxzjDjZQ

Jay-Z 'Magna Carta . . . Holy Grail' review: When fans are reduced to customers
http://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/music/jay-z-magna-carta--holy-grail-review-when-fans-are-reduced-to-customers/2013/07/08/6293ba7c-e7de-11e2-aa9f-c03a72e2d342_story.html

New Formula 1 movie coming out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdkIFrMY_v0

Looks Badass: Grand Theft Auto V: Official Gameplay Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-xHcvug3WI

Get ready to HTTR this year
http://espn.go.com/blog/nfceast/post/_/id/52502/do-it-again-redskins-cant-wait-to-try

MLS Threatens Fans: No More "You SUCK ASSHOLE" chants
http://deadspin.com/mls-threatens-fans-no-more-you-suck-asshole-chants-708117042

App for bands and concerts coming to your hood...
http://www.npr.org/blogs/allsongs/2013/07/09/200024166/concert-apps-all-tech?sc=17&f=2

some Brazilian MMA bro in a gas station brawl and I think Brick kills a man
http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/07/maiquel-falcaos-possibly-deadly-brazilian-street-brawl-was-crazy-totally-avoidable

Aaron Hernandez and Odin Llyods text convo from night before murder
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/aaron-hernandez-odin-lloyd-text-conversation/195823

Chaos in court as Bulger, Weeks engage in swearing match http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2013/07/chaos_in_court_as_bulger_weeks_engage_in_swearing_match