BBW's need Love 2

Earth-sized 'lava world' discovered

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24748601

phantasmagoric \fan-tax-muh-GAWR-ik, -GOR-\, adjective:
1. having a fantastic or deceptive appearance, as something in a dream or created by the imagination.
2. having the appearance of an optical illusion, especially one produced by a magic lantern.
3. changing or shifting, as a scene made up of many elements.

NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW - Over 1000 PORN Gifs that will surely lead to rigor mortis of the crotch - http://imgur.com/a/jAjVu#0

The antioxidant myth is too easy to swallow: People are hooked on the fallacy that 'antioxidant' is a byword for 'healthy' – perhaps because the truth is less appealing
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/jan/10/antioxidant-myth-easy-to-swallow

Familiarize yourself with this gem
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/do-she-got-a-booty-she-do

This riches to rags story fascinates me. Batista was supposed to be the corporate king of Brazil. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-24754636

Running on an empty stomach?
http://www.reddit.com/r/running/comments/1pivdw/running_on_an_empty_stomach/cd2snff?context=1

billed as one of the most sexually explicit films ever made (not counting pornography): "Blue Is the Warmest Color." http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/30/showbiz/movies/blue-warmest-color-explicit/index.html?sr=fb103013sexiestfilm11p

Woman attacks WUSA9 crew in SE DC
http://www.wusa9.com/news/article/281107/187/Woman-attacks-WUSA9-crew-in-SE-DC

New-ish Phantogram song- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3OihW5MPKA

Red Sox Fan Dedicates Garbage Can He's Lighting On Fire To Marathon Victims
http://www.theonion.com/articles/red-sox-fan-dedicates-garbage-can-hes-lighting-on,34399/

Hippie Sabotage - White Tiger (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5eLdrku5EU

Purity Ring - Fineshrine (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqw4wo8vdY8

Purity Ring - Crawlersout (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvrCEsazZ5M

Ralph Lauren TEAM USA Winter Olympics 2014 gear
http://popstyle.ew.com/2013/10/31/ralph-lauren-unveils-team-usa-uniforms-for-2014-winter-olympics/

Andy Reid gourds Lolz: http://twitter.com/adamteicher/status/395974624350986240/photo/1

27-Year-Old Lies About Every Single Aspect Of His Life To Keep Parents From Worrying
http://www.theonion.com/articles/27yearold-lies-about-every-single-aspect-of-his-li,34382/

Man Panics After Reaching Age Where Parents Prematurely Started Family
http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-panics-after-reaching-age-where-parents-premat,34157/

Sometimes the headline an picture is all you need from the Onion- http://www.theonion.com/articles/family-watches-in-silence-as-dad-checks-out-waitre,34215/

This is stupid, even though cigarettes are obviously a terrible thing:
http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/30/us/new-york-city-tobacco-age/?hpt=zite_zite7_featured

Tom Brady pooped his pants on South Park last night, take those Bostonians down a peg or two
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A03zwYzOL6U

Kid got busted on Sixers telecast last night scratching a lil too deep
http://wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net/809EBF/ec-origin.philly.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/10/sixers-boner-500x281.png

Billy Joel To Serenade Brooklyn At Barclays Center On New Year's Eve
http://gothamist.com/2013/10/31/billy_joel_to_serenade_brooklyn_at.php

Matt Lauer secretly a cross dresser, only feels comfortable coming out on Halloween
http://wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net/809EBF/ec-origin.chicago.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/10/Screen-Shot-2013-10-31-at-9.21.23-AM-480x361.png

Grateful Dead - Althea (10-14-83)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZK22n3RNf0

David Bowie goes heavy on the Bowie with this video (Love Is Lost)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dOy7vPwEtCw

The more you know...
http://voices.yahoo.com/what-coprophilia-1370871.html

Are you a male over 18, and looking to make some extra money?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/tfr/4161331159.html

17 People Who Need To Be Banned From Celebrating Halloween
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/17-people-who-need-to-be-banned-from-celebrating-halloween

Some BOSTON Hate coming your way
http://gawker.com/fuck-boston-1455939887

Tiny Puppies on Tiny couches (panty melter)
http://psychoanalyzeme.tumblr.com/post/65226647517/tiny-puppies-on-tiny-couches

This would be really really fun, man drives coast to coast in 29 hours in Mercedes CL fitted out with police detection gear: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2480654/Coast-Coast-29-hours-Mercedes-CL-driver-sets-new-record-averaging-98mph-car-spent-months-fitting-gadgets-eye-police.html

Meleagris Gallopavo

If you want to know the best glue/adhesive for different materials, consult this: http://www.thistothat.com/

Start hoarding Sriracha!!!
www.outsideonline.com/news-from-the-field/Sriracha-Production-Suspended.html

I love when she gets itchy gums...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoMKEV9op-c

Yelpers be cray
http://www.businessinsider.com/yelp-reviewers-sue-for-wages-2013-10

Here's Rare Audio Of JFK Bitching About The U.S. Hockey Team
http://deadspin.com/heres-rare-audio-of-jfk-bitching-about-the-u-s-hockey-1454841976

Marshawn Lynch, doens't know Buffalo isn't NYC. Mucho lolz.
http://deadspin.com/marshawn-lynch-had-no-idea-buffalo-was-not-in-new-york-1454884873

Brazilian Footballer's Decapitated Head Reportedly Sent to Wife by Drug Lords
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1830745-brazilian-footballers-decapitated-head-reportedly-sent-to-wife-by-drug-lords

N.D. woman to hand out "fat letters" to obese kids during Halloween
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-204_162-57610010/n.d-woman-to-hand-out-fat-letters-to-obese-kids-during-halloween/

Guy Fieri fights w/ hairdresser
http://www.tmz.com/2013/10/30/guy-fieri-hairdresser-fight-video/

Paroled rapist on the loose after cutting off his GPS monitoring device
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57610014-504083/dennis-mckenzie-paroled-calif-rapist-allegedly-cuts-off-gps-monitor-and-vanishes-after-harassing-victims-family/

The ultimate defense if somebody ever attacks you with a sword
http://i.imgur.com/74zqrN7.gif

Sword man fighting shadow - Pretty dang entertaining.
http://www.wimp.com/swordman/

Heart plays Led Zeppelin's Stairway To Heaven, makes Robert Plant cry (video)
http://blogs.vancouversun.com/2012/12/27/heart-plays-led-zeppelins-stairway-to-heaven-makes-robert-plant-cry-video/ (You can see Plant tearing up at 4:33, 5:07 and 5:33)

Humorous Gym Commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfgOpJUhcAE

Bela Fleck melting D's, Celtic edition:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qawODbsq0TI

LOLZ! Man, i really love DOGE
http://goo.gl/Y163a3

LULZ NFL games in London, Jags players beat up, possibly by men with brass knuckles after the game
http://deadspin.com/sources-some-jaguars-players-got-beat-up-in-london-aft-1453759429

Chinese reggae is kind of cool apparently
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1-i18etGq4

Aziz Ansari: Buried Alive - "Black Dudes are Blown Away by Magic Trick"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oLuxhYO5cw

Washed out - Full performance (chill song, esp. if you are on a lot of painkillers)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6DFmTEjzVY

Mayor!? I like the sound of that...

How to Eat a Watermelon Tutorial Tom Willett

http://youtu.be/5gUKZpgVfMo

Halloween Treats Gone Wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cnzbZ2RA4qQ

yeesh... http://www.wtop.com/109/3492763/Dexter-Manley-uses-slur-on-WTOP

That's a funny Advert
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/47/ff/24/47ff24c99be454494ca0486e42672ce1.jpg

Game of Thrones Porn Trailer SFW
http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-game-of-thrones-porn-parody-has-nothing-on-geo,104815/

Compilation of Bulldogs being Bulldogs
http://www.pawbonito.com/compilation-of-bulldogs-being-bulldogs/

HAHAH< LOLZ! 
http://m.imgur.com/r/funny/R532pTw

Some wise words here. the picture of bruce lee and kareem is a keeper too.
http://www.esquire.com/blogs/news/kareem-how-to-become-a-man

NBA players are silly:
http://hoopshype.com/galleries/hoopshype/nba-players-in-halloween-costumes

Duke freshmen throws down NASTY dunk in practice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viB6rGUhEIM

Actor slices own throat in the ol fake knife, real knife switcheroo
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2008/dec/11/actor-slits-throat

hahahah, Windoge!
http://i.imgur.com/TgtB16v.png

This would be great for a "Deal with it" meme
http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/giants/post/_/id/31402/a-super-sunday-for-license-plate-guy

True Detective: Trailer #2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roiKrE5KLbk

This is a pretty great listing of websites geared toward personal development and intellectual growth: http://imgur.com/gallery/1S2u5 (free education)

X-TREME GNAR BRA: Possible largest wave (100 ft) ever surfed in Brazil: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwy4_XwpW6A

Angry mom over Halloween crime: http://wtop.com/?nid=893&sid=3493258

New Gronk show http://deadspin.com/the-gronkowskis-are-pitching-an-animated-tv-show-1453968425

Hockey Night In Canada Intro Set To Arcade Fire Is Most Canadian Thing
http://deadspin.com/hockey-night-in-canada-intro-set-to-arcade-fire-is-most-1453155340

New Uncle Drew video http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/10/28/new-uncle-drew-spot-is-out-we-have-it-nate-robinson-is-in-it-and-tells-pbt-about-it/

San Diego State Baseball Team Played a Game Wearing Halloween Costumes and It Was Awesome http://thebiglead.com/2013/10/29/san-diego-state-baseball-team-played-a-game-wearing-halloween-costumes-and-it-was-awesome/

This Video Of Chinese Street Food Made From 'Gutter Oil' Is The Most Disgusting Thing You Will See All Day
http://www.businessinsider.com/chinese-street-vendors-use-gutter-oil-2013-10

21 Signs Being Hungry Is Your Primary Emotion
http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/signs-being-hungry-is-your-primary-emotion

Washington's Metro prepares to enter a new age
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/trafficandcommuting/new-metro-subway-cars-signal-the-end-of-an-era/2013/10/26/ac0c78bc-3d81-11e3-b7ba-503fb5822c3e_story.html
Side Note: The CEO in the video makes $350K a year: http://articles.washingtonpost.com/2012-03-13/local/35448693_1_sarles-transit-chiefs-highest-paid-executives

Cooley describes Haynesworth as "awful human being"
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/10/29/cooley-describes-haynesworth-as-awful-human-being/

Walter White lame Chemistry Jokes
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/walter-white-telling-stupid-dad-jokes-about-chemistry-is-you

World's tallest man weds 5ft8 bride
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10411012/Worlds-tallest-man-weds-5ft8-bride.html  (Giant Turk)

Man buys $27 of bitcoin, forgets about them, finds they're now worth $886k
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2013/oct/29/bitcoin-forgotten-currency-norway-oslo-home

Puppies show baby seal who's turf it is, chases him back to sea
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caIum-DH0x8

The New Browns Facility's Walls Are Full Of Fake Quotes
http://deadspin.com/the-new-browns-facilitys-walls-are-full-of-fake-quotes-1453698071

No one is as cool as pumpkin beer bonging grandmom
http://nextimpulsesports.com/2013/10/29/watch-tailgating-grandma-slam-pumpkin-beer-bong-look-cooler/

The Allman Brothers | Mountain Jam | Eat A Peach
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNuNz2idDtY

Nickelodeon Gak Farts

Haddonfield man carjacked while trying to sell drugs in Camden

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/new_jersey/Haddonfield_man_carjacked_trying_to_sell_drugs_in_Camden.html

For Emily Ratajkowski, "Blurred Lines" brings a career path into focus.
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/24/fashion/for-emily-ratajkowski-robin-thickes-blurred-lines-video-brings-a-career-path-into-focus.html

I'm happy to know that there is a weird Belgian underworld of pigeon racing and that it involves cocaine birds. http://deadspin.com/belgian-racing-pigeons-pumped-full-of-coke-and-painkill-1451844382

NRA Calls For Teachers To Keep Loaded Gun Pointed At Class For Entire School Day
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nra-calls-for-teachers-to-keep-loaded-gun-pointed,34336/

NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH
https://vine.co/v/hvw0AtBn9te  (Vine links sometimes don't work in Firefox, use Chrome)

One of them days... http://i.imgur.com/UqZQe4G.gif

Here's a GIF of Eddie Vedder Falling Down, Over and Over Again
http://gawker.com/heres-a-gif-of-eddie-vedder-falling-down-over-and-ove-1452112527/@tcraggs22

Morgan Freeman reading One Direction lyrics
http://hypervocal.com/entertainment/2013/morgan-freeman-the-fox/

Crafty sea lion swipes large dorado from angler's hands at Cabo San Lucas dock
http://www.petethomasoutdoors.com/2013/10/crafty-sea-lion-swipes-large-dorado-from-anglers-hands-at-cabo-san-lucas-dock.html

This seems weird, Redskins Name Change
http://thebiglead.com/2013/10/25/washington-redskins-changing-to-the-washington-bravehearts-tmz-seems-to-think-maybe/

great compilation of Francesca pranks
http://www.awfulannouncing.com/2013/october/the-eternal-struggle-mike-francesa-vs-prank-callers.html

New chipotle style Home-cooking spot in NYC, might see it in other cities soon
http://www.diginn.com/food/menu

I hope this isn't as bad as it sounds like it could be:
https://twitter.com/BreakingNews/status/393789063930863616

Steve Young will be paid $1 million to play quarterback in 2014
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/10/steve-young-usfl-contract/

Teller County man claims he threw away gold to keep it from his wife during divorce
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_24386534/teller-county-man-claims-he-threw-away-gold

What If A British Soccer Announcer Called The NBA Finals Game 7?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HxYikubciDE

Trollops all about some falderal

falderal \FAL-duh-ral\, noun:

1. mere nonsense; foolish talk or ideas.
2. a trifle; gimcrack; gew-gaw.

New show on comedy central - http://www.comedycentral.com/episodes/s0kaij/-midnight-october-21--2013-season-1-ep-am-00101

Maria Esther - Chipi Chipi (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI_KXVAUDS8

McGarnagle - You gotta tell 'em what you saw Billy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjbl9QBrM50

A Night At The Rock: Former Alcatraz Inmate Journeys Back
http://www.npr.org/2013/10/14/231536397/a-night-at-the-rock-former-alcatraz-inmate-journeys-back

Jizz On The Rocks: Introducing Semen-Infused Cocktails / Queerty
http://www.queerty.com/jizz-on-the-rocks-introducing-semen-infused-cocktails-20131022/

The Saratov Approach - Theatrical Trailer (real wierd movie)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V84ZyMsQ1Pc

Why is the keypad arrangement different for a telephone and a calculator?
http://www.howstuffworks.com/question641.htm

Growing you hair using foreskins
http://www.thestar.com.my/Lifestyle/Health/2013/10/23/Growing-your-hair-using-foreskins.aspx

Rob Gronkowski Entices Fans to Annual Women's Football Camp with Gronk-tinis
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1821348-rob-gronkowski-entices-fans-to-annual-womens-football-camp-with-gronk-tinis

Great scene from Simpsons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E67ommy95-o

Take a test to see which region of the country best suits your personality
 http://science.time.com/2013/10/22/the-united-states-of-attitude-an-interactive-guide-to-americas-moods/?hpt=hp_c2

NFL in 2020 - Network Predicts Unequal Is There
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FV8px8J7CQ

In case you never saw it, blasted before... this is LA: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/the-californians/n13474/
p.s. Kristen Wigg is smokin' in this skit

2014 NFL Games in London
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000268778/article/cowboys-lions-dolphins-to-play-in-london-in-2014

80 Blocks From Tiffany's (Full Unedited Version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDb8Nr_gVcw#t=1704

Air marshal accused of taking upskirt pictures of passengers
http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/17/us/air-marshal-upskirt-photos/

HAHAHAH Its only game why you heff to be mad?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQvb2Oy0ph8

Russian soccer hooligan fight in the snow, pretty barbaric.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0j7fKByJN8

This was relayed to me from a fellow BroBlast member, I am not 100% on the validity, but good to know nonetheless...
################################################################
I was just made aware of this last night and it has potentially huge ramifications for your dick.

An app called "Lulu" exists in which ANY facebook user can rate and comment on a guy/girl regardless of whether or not the person being rated has agreed to the service. All you need is a Facebook profile and you're a potential target. Comments and ratings are obviously not substantiated, but are still allowed to accrue on your "profile" and be viewed by anyone who signs up for Lulu.

This goes far beyond the elementary school rating system of 1-10. Users can employ hashtags to add comments to a person such as #asshole, #bigcock or #criesduringsex. In addition to this, raters can say whether or not they simply dated, hooked up, had a relationship, etc. and also WHEN this so-called encounter happened. This last one is a doozy since it could potentially ruin any game you're trying to run even if the posting is not true (as was the case with me).

The two links below provide a little help in how to possibly clear your name and prevent dumb cunts from posting slanderous shit about you.

http://www.digitaltrends.com/web/terms-conditions-lulu/

http://www.consumerprivacy.us/privacy/reclaim-your-privacy-from-lulu
################################################################


How One D.C. Suburb Set A Gold Standard For Commuting
http://www.npr.org/2013/10/24/239138789/how-one-d-c-suburb-set-a-gold-standard-for-commuting

Was John Lester using a little vaseline last night?
http://larrybrownsports.com/baseball/jon-lester-vaseline-glove/208446

Body found at Judiciary Square Metro:
http://www.wusa9.com/news/article/280243/187/Dead-body-found-at-Metro-station-in-DC

Ole Miss Girl Could Be the Best Party-School Spokeswoman Ever Student drinks, charms her way to viral fame http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/gameday-interview-finds-best-party-school-spokeswoman-ever-153203

NEWSNIGHT - Paxman vs Brand. Full Interview.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3YR4CseY9pk

Five Phony Public Health Scares
http://reason.com/archives/2013/10/24/five-phony-public-health-scare

Anchorman 2 official trailer #2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VdGI5-z_hg

Who is Harry Nilsson (and why is everyone talking about him?): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoFpvG5fb-0

Pirates seize two Americans off Nigeria's coast
http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/10/24/21114805-pirates-seize-two-americans-off-nigerias-coast?lite

30 Free Essays & Stories by David Foster Wallace on the Web
http://www.openculture.com/2012/02/23_free_essays_stories_by_david_foster_wallace_available_on_the_web.html

Fun Halloween gag on joggers
http://i.imgur.com/BSfIjJo.gif

Only fans of The Simpsons will get this: http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5168/5307544851_4cb011ddb7_z.jpg

Texas Mom Ripped Off Son's Scrotum and Then Superglued It Back On
http://gawker.com/texas-mom-ripped-off-sons-scrotum-and-then-superglued-1451459077

Southern tastemaker picks her favorite 'made in the South' items for men
http://www.newsobserver.com/2013/10/23/3307015/southern-tastemaker-picks-her.html

Ja Rule Writing Cookbook On Microwave Recipes Following Prison Stint
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/ja-rule-cookbook_n_4149066.html

This vehicle — some kind of mad combination of a motorcycle, a trike, and a sports car — is powered by a three-liter Ferrari V8 engine driven through the gear box of a BMW M3
http://www.customautomoto.com/wazuma-v8f-matt-edition

Awesome Beard
http://fansided.com/2013/10/24/bearded-bengals-superfan-turns-beard-basketball-hoop-cavaliers-game-photo/

NSFW - Irina Shayk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P07OJbVgdo

Was iOS 7 created in Microsoft Word?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZp7BvQJnU8

Semi-NSFW Salma Hayeks butt cheeks
http://www.barstoolsports.com/m/boston/super-page/salma-hayeks-ass-hanging-out-at-the-beach-yes-please/  (GOD I LOVE WIND-INDUCED UPSKIRTS)

Words Cut Deep

For those of you have seen the documentary "Hot Coffee" on HBO  about how evil tort reform supporters are. This chick was one of the main stories. 

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/magazine/november_december_2013/features/the_war_of_rape047355.php?page=all

WHO THE FUuu... oh, it's you... my bad: https://vine.co/v/hdtJZjIVYbw

That JETS fan that punched the woman is a real piece of shit: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/male-jets-fan-questioned-allegedly-punching-female-pats-fan-article-1.1491864

How a Texas Philanthropist Helped Fund the Hunt for Joseph Kony
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/newsdesk/2013/10/how-a-texas-philanthropist-funded-the-hunt-for-joseph-kony.html

Brewery Ommegang reveals fiery, new Game of Thrones beer
http://winteriscoming.net/2013/10/brewery-ommegang-reveals-fiery-new-game-of-thrones-beer

The Ocean is Broken: http://www.theherald.com.au/story/1848433/the-ocean-is-broken/

Some Crazy info on Sriracha - http://qz.com/132738/the-highly-unusual-company-behind-siracha-the-worlds-coolest-hot-sauce/

This will make you angry... Washington's Open Secret: Profitable PACs
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=50157523n

wow... The Onion gets intense...
http://www.theonion.com/articles/redskins-kike-owner-refuses-to-change-teams-offens,34292/

Warren Zevon - The French Inhaler (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ibe85f_Tqw

Slow Motion dogs shaking
https://vimeo.com/77111226

America's top 101 pizzas
http://www.thedailymeal.com/101-best-pizzas-america-2013-slideshow

Map of what countries lead the world in:
http://www.fastcocreate.com/3020280/creativity-by-the-numbers/this-map-shows-what-every-country-leads-the-world-in-and-its-not-e

Source: Jets tipped officials on push
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/9862295/new-york-jets-tipped-refs-new-england-patriots-fg-push

Deltron 3030 new album (chill song) (tracks 1-4 bring the FUNK)
http://grooveshark.com/#!/album/Event+II/9257270

If you wanna get weird, check this out. You just have to open your mind to the foreign sounds and then you will realize that this shit it actually pretty badass- http://www.npr.org/2013/10/13/230176762/first-listen-omar-souleyman-wenu-wenu

Trading high class secrets for Gaga tickets, seems legit
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2471334/Navy-hit-bribery-scandal-high-profile-commander-charged-accepting-Lady-Gaga-tickets-prostitutes-exchange-classified-information.html

Semi-NSFW - Awesome pants
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/send-out-the-smoke-patrol-from-the-hunt/

What's wrong with America, it's all in good fun!
Beer company under fire for 'dumb blonde' variety which they say 'goes down easy'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2471364/Deep-Ellum-Brewing-selling-dumb-blonde-beer-goes-easy.html

Puppy Heaven panty melter
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/21/16/enhanced-buzz-18962-1382387399-17.jpg

Pretty interesting... "My Life as a Young Thug", by Mike Tyson
http://nymag.com/news/features/mike-tyson-2013-10/
Good excerpt from his article:
"I began to exact some revenge for the beatings I had taken from bullies. I'd be walking with some friends, and I might see one of the guys who beat me up and bullied me years earlier. He might have gone into a store shopping, and I would drag his ass out of the store and start pummeling him. I didn't even tell my friends why, I'd just say, "I hate that motherfucker over there," and they'd jump in too and rip his fucking clothes and beat his fucking ass. That guy who took my glasses and threw them away? I beat him in the streets like a fucking dog for humiliating me. He may have forgotten about it, but I never did."

LOLZ COVER/Headline
http://workplacebullying.org/multi/img/nydn.jpg

Highest pro pot ratings ever amongst general public
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/22/legal-marijuana-poll_n_4143995.html

Hilarious narration of a cali beach fight
http://nextimpulsesports.com/2013/10/22/thing-entertaining-huge-beach-fight-nutjob-narrating/

This is probably the most depressing imgur I've ever seen...
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/Po7i1

New underwear company comes out with undies to filter your fats, on a side note, the 2nd pic in this story is amazing.
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/new-line-underwear-filters-farts-article-1.1491756

The Good Men of India: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/20/opinion/sunday/the-good-men-of-india.html?_r=0

11 Reasons Baseball Is Going To Seriously Miss Jim Leyland
http://www.buzzfeed.com/emilyorley/11-reasons-baseball-is-going-to-seriously-miss-jim-leyland

"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."

Subject line quote courtesy of Winston Churchill.

Today's WORD OF THE DAY sounds like a side-effect of having sex on the beach...
analysand \un-NAL-uh-sand, -zand\, noun:
       Psychiatry. a person undergoing psychoanalysis.

Best FCC complaints filed against the Simpsons - http://gawker.com/fcc-releases-complaints-about-the-simpsons-and-they-are-1447904759

Malicious attack on 'Predator' cosplay entertainer in Birmingham
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRe3Yh71nz4

Tom Petty - Don't Come Around Here No More (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0JvF9vpqx8

A fantastic gif of  a small animal eating some bread
http://i.imgur.com/9VpgmB0.gif

NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
http://i.imgur.com/ZBmUn.gif
NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW

If you haven't heard a hang drum before, here you go. It sounds beautiful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0h4syLlw5g

This has been blasted before, but it's so good, it's here again. NSFW! PANT LIFTER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xf3ELqb6kc

Funny skit, Barry R's Magnum Smoothus
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/eb648fc114/barry-r-s-magnum-smoothus

This App Encourages Men To Pay For Women's Plastic Surgery And Gas In Exchange For Dates
http://www.businessinsider.com/carrot-dating-lets-men-bribe-women-into-dating-them-2013-10  and here http://www.carrotdating.com/

Cat burglars stealing dog beds -- http://www.edisproduction.de/2013/10/16/compilation-of-cats-stealing-dog-beds/

Super Gooey GIF or Asian baby
http://i.imgur.com/KvLQbMI.gif

JETS fan punches woman in the Face: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DtJ6A0LDA0

Tesco says almost 30,000 tonnes of food 'wasted' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24603008

Remote Control Tourist: www.urgentgenius.com/sector/leisure/remote-controlled-tourist

Millenials reshaping DC
http://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/style/2013/10/18/march-of-the-millennials/?hpid=z1

LOLZ https://twitter.com/kissmesuzy/status/392331054054248448

I just ruined your chances of getting anything done.
www.fullscreenmario.com

This looks like it would have hurt
http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/justin-blackmon-destroyed-a-security-guard-after-a-touchdown.gif?w=640

I think this chick is drunk
http://wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net/809EBF/ec-origin.barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/10/MICHIGAN-FAN1.gif

Steve Smith not a fan of Janoris Jenkins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IgWnpaak1Q

This guy is so fucking crazy...and I bet his ratings are excellent:
http://www.salon.com/2013/10/21/pat_robertson_liberalism_turns_people_into_nazis/

Next Summer's hottest Water Park!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/10/18/north-korea-just-built-the-creepiest-water-park-youve-ever-seen/

After Just One Big Tackle, the NFL Is Testing Colts Punter Pat McAfee for Steroids
http://extramustard.si.com/2013/10/21/pat-mcafee-punter-colts-steroid-test/

Japanese going the way of the Panda
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/20/young-people-japan-stopped-having-sex

Andrew Zimmern looks like Humpty Dumpty

Vince Gilligan: 'Breaking Bad' Spinoff Could Feature Walter White Cameo (Video)

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/vince-gilligan-breaking-bad-spinoff-648895

ARCHAEOLOGY ISH:
http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/17/world/europe/ancient-skull-human-evolution/index.html?sr=fb101713skullevolution8p
and
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/10/131016-otzi-ice-man-mummy-five-facts/

Remember that annoying FRIDAY song? Well, this is the new annoying bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWLhrHVySgA&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Alison Gold - Chinese Food

Some idiots destroy 200 million year old rock formation in Goblin Valley State Park, Utah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYFD18BwmJ4

Richie Incognito Was Pretty Much The Raddest Kid In Englewood, N.J.
http://deadspin.com/richie-incognito-was-pretty-much-the-raddest-kid-in-eng-1447347182

for PHISH bros
https://vimeo.com/32532335

Atoms For Peace - Before Your Very Eyes (chill song & cool video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWrUEsVrdSU

Andrew Bird - Spare-Ohs - A Take Away Show (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt7fuzgYrc4

Today's best action directors aren't working in Hollywood, but in direct-to-video
http://www.avclub.com/articles/todays-best-action-directors-arent-working-in-holl,104394/

Public Enemies: Social Media Is Fueling Gang Wars in Chicago
http://www.wired.com/underwire/2013/09/gangs-of-social-media/all/

U.S. Embassy in Uganda on alert for possible terror attack
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57608085/u.s-embassy-in-uganda-on-alert-for-possible-terror-attack/

The Wire star Idris Elba hasn't watched The Wire yet
http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-wire-star-idris-elba-hasnt-watched-the-wire-ye,104399/

Evidence Collected By A Private Investigator Suggests That OJ Simpson's Son Was The Real Killer http://www.businessinsider.com/oj-simpson-murders-2012-4

Another rare 'sea monster' lands in California: a 15-foot saber-toothed whale
http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/17/us/saber-toothed-whale-california/index.html

Star Wars vs. Game of Thrones
http://www.moreinternetfortoday.com/star-wars-vs-game-of-thrones/

How Australians have fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4F24aekO1I

Kate Middleton Boners
http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/super-page/kate-middleton-just-being-queeny-as-shit-playing-volleyball/

That Babe Boasted a Blowzy Box

blowzy \BLOU-zee\, adjective:

1. having a coarse, ruddy complexion.
2. disheveled in appearance; unkempt.

New Pumpkin Spice Channel To Offer Fall-Themed Hardcore Pornography
http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-pumpkin-spice-channel-to-offer-fallthemed-hard,34175/

LOLZ LOLZ! HAHAHAH -- Awesome GIF for dog lovers
http://images.4chan.org/gif/src/1381967161456.gif

School Terrifies Kids With Fake Masked Gunman as Part of a Lesson
http://jezebel.com/school-terrifies-kids-with-fake-masked-gunman-as-part-o-1446546682#

What Multitasking Does To Your Brain:
Having 20 tabs open on your laptop while Snapchatting with your best friend, eating a sandwich, and listening to Taylor Swift is overwhelming. And makes you mean.
http://www.fastcompany.com/3019659/leadership-now/what-multitasking-does-to-your-brain#!

Check out this douche-toolio
http://www.businessinsider.com/wisconsin-student-sent-worst-email-ever-to-a-financial-recruiter-2013-10

No luck for this family...
Oregon Father's Memorial Trek Across Country Ends in a Family's Second Tragedy
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/16/us/oregon-fathers-memorial-trek-across-country-ends-in-a-familys-second-tragedy.html

Common misunderstanding...
Photo of couple engaging in public sex act actually picture of rape, female student says
http://www.nydailynews.com/photo-public-sex-act-rape-woman-article-1.1487092

Tax Master guy remix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=u9oj-iQNXKQ

I don't really know what this is, but it may be cool
http://www.mrmoneymustache.com/
Apparently some guy that is really good with money...

Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-you-live-in-an-embarrassing-country,34238/

New Spike Jonze movie: HER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsQqMwacZQw

Celebrity doppplegangers http://www.buzzfeed.com/video/buzzfeedvideos/celeb-doppelgangers-mind-melting

8 Subconscious Mistakes Our Brains Make Every Day--And How To Avoid Them
http://www.fastcompany.com/3019903/work-smart/8-subconscious-mistakes-our-brains-make-every-day-and-how-to-avoid-them

Semi-NSFW
Kim K's Ass.... cool?
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/kanye-wants-you-to-know-that-hes-heading-home-to-kims-gigantic-ass/

Wes Anderson's new movie trailer - THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fg5iWmQjwk

Snoop Dogg -> Snoop Lion -> Snoopzilla http://www.theguardian.com/music/2013/oct/16/snoop-dogg-lion-snoopzilla-damfunk

Romania's answer to the Hummer prepares for the end of the world
http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/romania-answer-hummer-prepares-end-world-204815032.html

Boners on a plane
https://twitter.com/OKnox/status/390863197743243267/photo/1

Arod Two Hookers at a time
http://larrybrownsports.com/baseball/alex-rodriguez-hookers-two-at-a-time/207556

Wow, NBA 2K14 next generation trailer, video games are steps away from reality
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJlptY6G4SQ

This Saturday, for DC Bros that like Beer:
http://gallivant.com/see/snallygaster/

"Thief" caught...carrying sillborn baby in Victoria's Secret
http://nypost.com/2013/10/17/thief-caught-in-victorias-secret-carrying-stillborn-baby/

See Fellas...bagging a hot chick is all about confidence...
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/emily-ratajkowskis-boyfriend-is-definitely-a-warlock-with-mind-control-powers/

Shibe wow!

NSFW! IF YOU ONLY CLICK ONE LINK TODAY, MAKE IT THIS ONE! SLOW-MO BOOB BOUNCING! YEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vevOWUe_x7Y

The Gaslamp Killer - Nissim (with Amir Yaghmai)
Pretty chill song- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PCdGwViVMM
Original Turkish version of the song, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhl4JzH6_xk

Semi-NSFW! YAMS GIF!
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/44.gif?w=500&h=278

Deal with it
http://imgur.com/gallery/r8DX3Bi

great article from Mark Bittman in this morning's Times, talking about what a joke the FDA, USDA is etc.  Also, made me not want to eat Chicken. 
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/16/opinion/bittman-should-you-eat-chicken.html?src=me&ref=general&_r=0

Learn to make delicious buns from this cheeky British fellow
http://youtu.be/HTRH1hANyws

The Most Badass Ref In The World
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOQe1spLFC0

Lee Morgan - The Sidewinder (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJi03NqXfk8

Get off on feet? Check out this "collaborative celebrity feet website"
http://www.wikifeet.com/

"Why I Will Never, Ever, Go Back to the United States" (this is terrifying)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/niels-gerson-lohman/us-border-crossing_b_4098130.html

Nicholas Cage Matrix: http://www.theshiznit.co.uk/media/NewsJan2011/cage-matrix-final-5.jpg

Doggy Play time (panty melter)
http://i.imgur.com/ai8aa0w.jpg

NYT did a pretty good chart explaining the shutdown day-by-day:
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/09/30/us/politics/the-back-and-forth-over-the-shutdown.html?smid=fb-share&_r=2&

GOT meets bad lip reading guys
http://nextimpulsesports.com/2013/10/16/hilarious-bad-lip-reading-game-thrones-extraordinary/

How I Flew Around the World in Business Class for $1,340
http://mashable.com/2013/10/15/around-the-world-business-class/

Avg. Male Bodies: www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/14/average-american-male-body_n_4080007.html

Learn the internet, learn about Shibe
http://www.reddit.com/r/supershibe
and doge - http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/doge
don't be a n00b.

LOLZ COSBY GIF! http://i.imgur.com/UJc30XW.jpg

Donald Glover getting DARK
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/15/donald-glover-instagram-note_n_4100574.html

Will Ferrell Introduces The Dodgers Before Game 5 Of The NLCS
http://deadspin.com/will-ferrell-introduces-the-dodgers-before-game-5-of-th-1446657655

(candy) Corn in your (bar) Stool

School Teacher Wears The Same Outfit For Yearbook Pictures for 40 Years

http://www.boredpanda.com/retired-teacher-wears-same-outfit-40-years/

The 20 Richest People Of All Time http://www.businessinsider.com/richest-people-in-history-2010-8#

October is National Pizza Month http://pizza.com/national-pizza-month

Top 10 Pizza's in big cities in the US --> http://www.businessinsider.com/the-best-pizza-joints-in-10-us-cities-2013-10

Great Halloween Costume for your sig. other ?
http://www.businessinsider.com/15-unnecessarily-sexy-halloween-costumes-2013-10#sexy-osama-bin-laden-ugh-15

Jeff Bezos Quote: http://www.businessinsider.com/jeff-bezos-inspiring-business-quotes-2013-10

Look at this class act
http://www.businessinsider.com/college-wrestler-charged-with-knowingly-giving-people-hiv-2013-10

NSFW! This will confuse your penis
http://imgur.com/a/JZzNa

This drama professor jumps from accent to accent, pretty good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldAKIzq7bvs&feature

Eminem's new song, RAP GOD --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7cQ3b0iqLo

DINO DNA!
http://westerndigs.org/first-fossil-of-blood-engorged-mosquito-discovered/

Japanese Kindergarteners Preform "Day Man" from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCB4XRRn0WU

Tiny turtle eating mashed taters (panty melter)
http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/293061/slide_293061_2359550_free.jpg?1366404234546

Overrated, Underrated, or Properly Rated: Pearl Jam
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9825387/pearl-jam-career-overrated-underrated-properly-rated

crazy new Yorker refuses to let a man play his trumpet in the streets of the city
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha7smLPz2GY

Co-Host of the "The View" doesn't know if world is round
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkrkaH_V7fE

Hot Mom Defends Herself Against Facebook Haters
http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/hot-mom-defends-herself-against-facebook-haters-192149769.html

This is pretty cool -->  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24459279
The young Indian savant would later say that many of his theorems were whispered to him in his sleep by Namagiri, an avatar of the Hindu goddess Lakshmi: "While asleep, I had an unusual experience. There was a red screen formed by flowing blood, as it were. I was observing it. Suddenly a hand began to write on the screen. I became all attention. That hand wrote a number of elliptic integrals. They stuck to my mind. As soon as I woke up, I committed them to writing."

I don't know about you bros, but I cannot agree with a single one of the these conclusions:
http://www.businessinsider.com/map-americas-favorite-beers-by-state-2013-10
Apparently, they selected 5200 respondents from ages 21 to 50. I do not know the selection criteria or further demographic breakdown, but I question the statistical validity of the sample population composition.

Craft Brews Slowly Chipping Away At Big Beer's Dominance
http://www.npr.org/2013/03/17/174571197/craft-brews-slowly-chipping-away-at-big-beers-dominance

If ever a more appropriate use of the term "Super Cunt-in-the-making"
http://www.businessinsider.com/two-arrests-in-rebecca-ann-sedwick-suicide-2013-10

Sky Bridges Y'all: http://gothamist.com/2013/10/15/check_out_madison_square_gardens_ne.php#photo-3

Why Redskins Star Alfred Morris' Dream Is This Humble 1991 Mazda 626
http://jalopnik.com/why-redskins-star-alfred-morris-dream-is-this-humble-1-1445704648/@tcraggs22

18 foot long Oarfish http://www.ktvu.com/ap/ap/top-news/18-foot-long-sea-creature-found-off-calif-coast/nbN6P/

high-end matchmaking http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/13/fashion/the-high-end-matchmaking-service-for-tycoons.html

Multi-angle + POV vidoe of Baumgarter's crazy Red Bull jump from Space
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raiFrxbHxV0

Silly Women.... and funny Jimmy Kimmel video at the bottom
http://thebiglead.com/2013/10/15/charlotte-bobcats-cheerleaders-wore-camo-to-honor-columbus-day-and-the-troops/

Dick Lava

Want to Make Students Safer? Put a Cop at Brookland Metro (Commentary)

http://theredirect.wordpress.com/2013/10/10/want-to-make-students-safer-put-a-cop-at-brookland-metro/

 I like this headline: Chipmunk's Plan For Future Better Crafted Than That Of 8 Out Of 10 Americans
http://www.theonion.com/articles/chipmunks-plan-for-future-better-crafted-than-that,34172/

"Obamacare is really, I think, the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery. And it is – in a way, it is slavery"
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/10/11/carson-obamacare-is-slavery/

RIP Kumar Pallana
www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/11/kumar-pallana-dead_n_4084522.html

This is crazy, I don't understand how you could do this to a 2 year old http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/adrian-peterson-son-critical-condition-suspect-under-arrest-165215319--nfl.html

Instant Karma: Biker in Brazil captures video of gunman stealing his motorcycle, who then gets shot by cop
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/shocking-video-biker-captures-moment-steals-motorcycle-shot-stranger-article-1.1484615

Women can't even walk right.... let's give them a drivers license!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/12/woman-stuck-on-bridge_n_4091061.html

Dead Alpine soldiers:
http://www.economist.com/blogs/easternapproaches/2013/10/european-history

Dead Georgian teens:
http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/09/us/georgia-gym-mat-death/index.html

Oops: Azerbaijan released election results before voting had even started
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/10/09/oops-azerbaijan-released-election-results-before-voting-had-even-started/

We Did Stop - SNL Highlight http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik1bdoufPt0

Gravity - the movie, looks sick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiTiKOy59o4

The Final Insult in the Bush-Cheney Marriage
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/13/magazine/the-final-insult-in-the-bush-cheney-marriage.html?hp&_r=0

Per GQ, the worst sports franchises of all time:
http://www.gq.com/entertainment/sports/201310/worst-sports-franchises-teams-of-all-time?mbid=ob_ppc_ros#slide=1

Another GQ list, NSFW and very strange:
http://www.gq.com/entertainment/movies-and-tv/200502/best-breasts-boobs-film-history#slide=1

Insane Tourists Blatantly Defying The U.S. Government's Demands
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/brave-tourists-are-blatantly-defying-the-us-governments-dema

More Teenagers Now Smoke Pot Than Cigarettes
http://www.businessinsider.com/more-teenagers-smoke-pot-than-cigarettes-2013-10

13 best bourbons in USA
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-13-best-bourbons-in-america-2013-10#

Here is some weather bullshit
http://forecast.io/

Native Americans Counter Racist Iconography With Racist Baseball Caps
http://www.fastcodesign.com/3019811/american-indians-counter-racist-iconography-with-racist-baseball-caps

Ostrich Pillow
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ostrich-pillow/ostrich-pillow and Ostrich Pillow Light http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ostrich-pillow/ostrich-pillow-light

A collection of one-liners from the incomparable Imp of Casterly Rock
http://www.amazon.com/The-Wit-Wisdom-Tyrion-Lannister/dp/0345539125

Gummy bear review on amazon http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review/B000EVQWKC/R3FTHSH0UNRHOH/ref=mw_dp_cr?cursor=1&qid=1381440829&sort=rd&sr=8-1

Dentist Jokes all day son!
http://imgur.com/gallery/GWh7oM6

This is probably going to be incredible: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1809398/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Literary Giant Obsessed by Movies: Celebrated novelist Cormac McCarthy was involved with every aspect of 'The Counselor' http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702303442004579121733648876754.html?mod=WSJ_LifeStyle_LeadStoryNA

For Phish bros: http://blog.phish.net/1381455153/small-venue-redux-where-the-is-glen-falls

Need motivation to not be fat?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCYgQR5PEzA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SUzcDUERLo

This Insane Woman Frantically Screaming On A Plane Is Scary
http://nextimpulsesports.com/2013/10/11/insane-woman-frantically-screaming-plane-scary/

Bucs bring infectious disease specialist to meet with players
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/10/11/bucs-bring-infectious-disease-specialist-to-meet-with-players/

3 year child talks himself out of clogging the toilet again with his massive poops (SFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k5OfIZByjM&feature=youtu.be

NSFW emily rajatkowski artsy fartsy NSFW nudie video
http://treatsmagazine.com/steve-shaw-emily-ratajkowski2/

Watch if you have seen all of Breaking Bad. Do not watch if you are behind.
https://player.vimeo.com/video/76287333

Sing Me Your Song - Mark Gormley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vDTY1Zq61E

Great Xmas present idea: http://www.alibaba.com/product-free/135055574/Red_Deer_Penis_Red_Deer_Pizzles.html

Ready to get depressed? 45 min. documentary on an alcoholic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dJ97Vwoup4

Anthony Hopkins Wrote Bryan Cranston The Best 'Breaking Bad' Fan Letter Ever
http://www.businessinsider.com/anthony-hopkins-breaking-bad-fan-letter-to-bryan-cranston-2013-10

new DC area barstool
http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/

Bob Costas scolding Dan Snyder and the "redskins" name fans
http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/today-in-should-the-redskins-change-their-name-bob-costas-says-yes/

More white women jokes- http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/27-things-white-girls-love-more-than-starbucks/

Banksy sets up stand to sell art for $60 per print in NYC- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX54DIpacNE

Big hit from Sunday Night Football
http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/david-amerson-is-down-for-the-count/

THIS BEAR MAKES ME VERY HAPPY! LOLZ!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz_JCip9Ihs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Tommy Hilfiger Says You Should Never Wash Your Jeans, Encourages Millions Who Already Don't Wash Their Jeans http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/tommy-hilfiger-says-you-should-never-wash-your-jeans-encourages-millions-who-already-dont-wash-their-jeans/

DIY Swedish Torch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLhVW9eBYJw

Stop AIDS with Foot Jobs Foundation

25 Whitest things that have ever happened - http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-whitest-things-that-have-ever-happened

#18 is ridiculous

Black People Not Amused With White People Is The Meme The World Needs
http://www.buzzfeed.com/hnigatu/black-people-not-amused-with-white-people-is-the-meme-the-wo

Lolz! Congressional Aides Withholding Sex Until Budget Compromise Is Reached
http://www.theonion.com/articles/congressional-aides-withholding-sex-until-budget-c,34151/

Dude does pretty solid impressions, especially of Harrison Ford saying knock it off - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKI5tZQeovw

For all the JCVD fans: https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q71/1383214_308105519318344_1604232287_n.jpg
From this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxPDbBv5PGA (best part is JCVD is wearing a JCVD hat)

Bolo Yeung http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YllvyM1XCAA

Vincent Gray confronts Reid on Capitol steps over shutdown's impact on District
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dc-politics/dc-mayor-gray-confronts-reid-on-capitol-steps-over-shutdowns-impact-on-city/2013/10/09/02577428-3103-11e3-89ae-16e186e117d8_story.html

As the New York Giants stink it up on the field this season, women try to pry Big Blue-loving men off the couch for some Sunday fun
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/season-giant-disaster-leaves-article-1.1480794

'Real Housewife' Melissa Gorga's New Book Advocates Marital Rape
http://jezebel.com/real-housewife-melissa-gorgas-new-book-advocates-mar-1371722729

Aldon Smith had enough weapons to form a small militia
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/aldon-smith-enough-weapons-small-militia/206771

One leg, tons of spirit: Amputee cheerleader inspires crowds
http://www.today.com/health/one-leg-tons-spirit-amputee-cheerleader-inspires-crowds-1C6659612

Semi-NSFW - Gorgeous Amputees
http://gorgeousamputees.tumblr.com/

Hodor's Door Store
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC1wnPbMNMk

14 Face Swaps That Don't Even Make Sense
http://mashable.com/2013/10/09/disturbing-face-swaps/

Malala Yousafzai nearly leaves Jon Stewart speehless
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/pakistan/10368740/Malala-Yousafzai-leaves-Jon-Stewart-speechless-on-Daily-Show.html

TALOS :  Tactical Assualt Light Operator Suit
http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/meet-talos-u-military-real-life-iron-man-233920589.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf6gCUob2V8

The New Science of Who Sits Where at Work: Companies Try to Boost Productivity by Micromanaging Seating Arrangements  http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304441404579123230310600884

Girl rides motorcycle for first time, crashes hard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThOfSEmDvDk

his is rich, drunk dial congress. I'd love to hear some of the voicemails left.
http://drunkdialcongress.org/

Cop on video to pedestrian: Stay out of Philly  (Racist)
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/dncrime/Cop-on-video-to-pedestrian-Stay-out-of-Philly.html

Henry Krinkle - Stay (chill song, for da club)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgBQJDQbeFA&list=FL0xBiY37e6DkQedMDed_fvg

Scarlet Johansson fall, LOLZ
http://imgur.com/a/YDkTr

Sources: Magic Johnson Left ESPN Because Of Bill Simmons
http://deadspin.com/sources-magic-johnson-left-espn-because-of-bill-simmon-1443543687
Funny Related Tweet:
Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat5s
Hey @BillSimmons do you not like Magic Johnson because he has AIDS? Say nothing if the answer is yes.


Great Hockey quote: http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2013/10/10/4824950/joe-thornton-tomas-hertl-quote-four-goals

Skinemax doing away with soft core porn, a little bit of all our childhoods just died
http://screencrush.com/rip-skinemax/

Video Of The Roots, Jimmy Fallon, And Miley Cyrus Singing "We Can't Stop"
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/this-video-of-the-roots-jimmy-fallon-and-miley-cyrus-singing-we-cant-stop-acapella-will-make-you-love-miley-again/

Terrell Owens reportedly scheduled to work out for Atlanta Falcons
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/terrell-owens-work-out-atlanta-falcons/206802

Governor Christie's FUPA

Lionel Messi having soccer-ball shaped house built in Spain

http://blog.foxsoccer.com/post/63498716464/lionel-messi-having-soccer-ball-shaped-house-built-in

Smartphone with curved screen
http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2013/10/09/samsung-unveils-smartphone-with-curved-screen/

Kate Upton And Snoop Dogg Are Hot For Hot Pockets
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/08/kate-upton-snoop-dogg_n_4065914.html

The 5 creepiest things about how the Koch brothers engineered the shutdown
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/207311/the-5-creepiest-things-about-how-the-koch-brothers-engineered-the-shutdown/

HSBC Bank pays $1.9bn settlement after US regulators found it was laundering money for major drug cartels and international terrorists for almost a decade http://www.theguardian.com/business/2012/dec/14/hsbc-money-laundering-fine-management

Chris Christie pwns this chick by taking the high road:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=I-sRKmdv650

Don't mix milk and red bull
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFeceVPm7Do

I'd like to see this broad's yams: http://gothamist.com/2013/10/08/topless_woman.php
Speaking of yams, I found out that in Nigeria the Sesame Street version of the Cookie Monster is the Yam Monster: http://ricochet.com/main-feed/Sesame-Street-the-Yam-Monster-and-US-Foreign-Policy

This enormous hole in Russia is one of the largest land scars in the world
http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid2196096028001?bckey=AQ~~,AAAAAAQxtuk~,N9g8AOtC12fopBqFdKUDOVjgxFX58Pk5&bctid=2730240342001

Dude buys house, find secret dungeon underneath that realtor did not know about.
http://imgur.com/a/vRp3R

Ultimate Bro Move
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/one-way-to-do-it-29.jpg?w=500&h=810

Sick book:
http://gawker.com/horny-ghost-of-osama-bin-laden-is-the-book-of-the-year-1442971305

Law school delusions:
http://www.businessinsider.com/samuel-browning-and-michael-leichter-flow-chart-2013-10

I never realized Julio Jones' real first name is Quintorris
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julio_Jones?vm=r

Katzenberg Offered to Pay $75 million for Three Extra 'Breaking Bad' Episodes
http://variety.com/2013/tv/news/mipcom-katzenberg-offered-to-pay-75-million-for-three-extra-breaking-bad-episodes-1200708639/

This article has it all- hot behbs, jowly grandfathers, philandering Sikhs, and prune country drama. http://www.wtop.com/209/3470268/Arson-probe-exposes-affair-Calif-DA-steps-down

Scumbag Stacy is an escort in the DC/NOVA area (semi NSFW):
http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/h-o-t-c-l-a-s-s-y-s-e-x-y-c-o-l-l-e-g-e-s-t-u-d-e-n-t-21/10101007

More news on PS3's Journey: http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2013/10/09/230676658/virtual-strangers-a-journey-with-anna

Amazing time lapse scenes from Iceland:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vhf0RZg0fg

Algae bloom on Lake Erie:
http://photography.nationalgeographic.com/photography/photo-of-the-day/algae-bloom-lake-erie-essick/

Arnold rides a bike: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb82ouRd8C1qdr3um.jpg

Nerd alert: the cosmos might be cracked -
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=cosmic-strings-cracked-cosmos

Got Milk? Semi-NSFW
http://www.diyphotography.net/milky-pin-ups-are-traditional-40s-pinup-photos-made-high-speed-milk-nsfw

Lady dies in stairwell at hospital, mystery: http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/09/justice/body-in-hospital-stairwell/index.html

this is one of the sickest goals you'll see (and it was the 19 yr old rookie's 4th of the game):
http://video.sharks.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=2013020044-715-h

All of these poorly timed tv intros are good, but Frank Gore's head coming out of his own butt got me good
http://deadspin.com/perfectly-timed-sports-graphics-are-a-gift-from-god-1443037383

Captain Phillips comes out on Friday....Tom Hanks yallz
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2013/oct/09/captain-phillips-review-tom-hanks-london-film-festival

Chris Bosh dong coming in hot (NSFW?)
http://www.terezowens.com/chris-bosh-shows-off-his-trouser-snake/

New Dumb and Dumberer photos from set
http://www.buzzfeed.com/emilyhennen/new-photos-from-the-set-of-dumb-and-dumber-to

Snyder is gonna fight this name change thing to the very end http://httr4life.com/redskins-nation-open-letter-from-danny/
 
Washington Redskins change their name to.. http://www.theonion.com/articles/washington-redskins-change-their-name-to-the-dc-re,34161/