Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Kimchi Flavored Condoms

Semi-NSFW - Jennifer Lawrence nip slip
http://i.imgur.com/GkCvaA1.jpg

A bunch of nerds have to build this temple
http://www.thereporteronline.com/general-news/20131125/phillys-lds-site-no-smoking-swearing-caffeine

An Inside Look at JFK's Presidential Yacht, "Honey Fitz"  (AKA The First Captain Stabbin)
http://gcaptain.com/photo-tour-of-jfks-presidential-yacht-honey-fitz/

SMOKEYROBINSON & the Miracles- I second that emotion (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI_0tQdEA5k

Filmmaker proves that you are not unique on Instagram
https://vimeo.com/79207239

This gif of air traffic is super cool
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/1972qr3kn62z3gif/ku-xlarge.gif

CIA turned al-Qaeda double agents at Guantanamo base called 'Penny Lane'
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/al-qaeda/10474850/CIA-turned-al-Qaeda-double-agents-at-Guantanamo-base-called-Penny-Lane.html

Meet the Wolf of Wall street
http://nymag.com/news/features/jordan-belfort-2013-12/

Offices For All! Why Open-Office Layouts Are Bad For Employees, Bosses, And Productivity
http://www.fastcompany.com/3019758/dialed/offices-for-all-why-open-office-layouts-are-bad-for-employees-bosses-and-productivity

If The Cops Pull You Over, These Are Your Rights
http://www.businessinsider.com/what-rights-do-you-have-when-pulled-over-2013-11

I like this word. Try to use it once at the Thanksgiving table.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/lubricious

New JCVD Movie!
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/65242

RG3 Ballshot
http://s3.amazonaws.com/br-cdn/temp_images/2013/11/26/U9mlu1n.gif

Throwback concert with some pretty good guitar work (including Paco de Lucia, George Benson, others): (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8PqzFvPuUc

Eat your Apple Core
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/11/apple-cores-are-a-myth/281531/

Comet Fans Psyched For A Celestial Feast On Thanksgiving Day
http://www.npr.org/2013/11/26/247180926/comet-fans-psyched-for-a-celestial-feast-on-thanksgiving-day

All sorts of bizarre stuff on here. Kind of like Buzzfeed for the weird.
http://listosaur.com/bizarre-stuff.html

Great Buns - Fresh Baked Buns at Hardee's (boner inducing commercial)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmBLN45Gud8

Ron Burgundy to call Curling on TSN in Canada
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt8305BoNG8

ULTIMATE PANTY-MELTER OF THE WEEK! PUPPY STUCK IN METAL BOWL!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/determined-chow-puppy-escapes-from-a-bowl-is-an-inspiration

60 minutes basically convinced you that their shit was toothpaste, and you used it...
http://www.post-gazette.com/ae/tv/2013/11/09/CBS-admits-it-was-duped-in-Benghazi-60-Minutes-story/stories/201311090129

Shamed Pugs
http://www.buzzfeed.com/chelseamarshall/23-photos-that-prove-pug-shaming-is-the-best-kind-of-dog-sha

Iran's President Has Released His Own 'Yes We Can' Video
http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2013/11/irans-president-has-released-his-own-yes-we-can-video/281876/

SOCCER FLOP
http://i.imgur.com/kt4OjBY.gif

Monday, November 25, 2013

Important Shower Activity: Shaft Exfoliation

Two people tip their hats to the train
http://nypost.com/2013/11/22/suicidal-man-decapitated-by-train/

Worst goalkeeper decision ever
http://deadspin.com/but-seriously-what-was-southamptons-keeper-doing-on-t-1470245235

THIS NSFW GIF MADE ME LOLZ!
http://i.imgur.com/D58WtfF.gif

King Of Thrones: America's Best Restroom Is In Minneapolis
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/11/19/246161528/king-of-thrones-americas-best-restroom-is-in-minneapolis

Michel Gondry chats with Noam Chomsky in Is The Man Who Is Tall Happy?
www.avclub.com/review/michel-gondry-chats-with-noam-chomsky-in-is-the-ma-105862

insecure?  GREAT!
http://www.fastcompany.com/3022152/how-to-be-a-success-at-everything/why-insecurity-may-be-the-key-to-success

Gotta love LARP --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw

Founder of Reddit and the Internet's Own Cheerleader
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/24/fashion/The-Founder-of-Reddit-Alexis-Ohanian-is-The-Internets-Own-Cheerleader.html

White Girls Twerking! (NSFW)
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/white-girls-twerking/

Lion playing in leaves
http://www.buzzfeed.com/chelseamarshall/this-lion-cub-playing-in-leaves-will-restore-your-faith-in-a  (btw, i hate BuzzFeed titles that will "____  will restore your faith in _____ " )

This fat cat makes me happy
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr03/20/13/enhanced-buzz-20132-1384970800-10.jpg

Mini otter (panty melter)
http://i.imgur.com/cX7SYHS.jpg

Lesbian chick hits dude, dude knocks her out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0kyPotqOc0  (the YouTube comments are gewd, ha!)

Male breast growth and pot
http://articles.philly.com/2013-11-24/news/44416059_1_breast-reduction-breast-tissue-marijuana-use

Female Packers Fans Wear Bikini Tops in Chilly Weather
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1863838-female-packers-fans-wear-bikini-tops-in-chilly-weather

Dance Cam Starts Dance Battle Between an Usher and a Young Sports Fan
http://gawker.com/dance-cam-starts-dance-battle-between-an-usher-and-a-yo-1471086042 (0:37 mark is good)

They dropped a new Bruce song  this morning -
http://www.forbes.com/sites/allenstjohn/2013/11/25/bruce-springsteens-new-album-high-hopes-drops-on-january-14/

Party Doge: http://i.imgur.com/vJyuRR1.jpg (LOLZ)

Shaq Falls Down While Running on Inside the NBA on TNT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCiN1bBtTpg

YG - My Nigga (Explicit) ft. Jeezy, Rich Homie Quan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSrTnWDTdwI

Best VINES of September 2013 Compilation!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-CGH052TnM

When Boob-Play goes wrong...
http://wtop.com/209/3512564/Driver-with-untied-bikini-top-cleared-in-fatal-crash

James Franco And Seth Rogen Spoofed The Kanye And Kim Kardashian Music Video
http://digg.com/video/james-franco-and-seth-rogen-spoofed-the-kanye-and-kim-kardashian-music-video

Wal-Mart CEO steps down; McMillon successor
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2013/11/25/wal-mart-ceo/3696819/

Family Guy killed off Brian last night?
http://www.theschoolphilly.com/2013/11/25/video-family-guy-killed-brian-last-night/

HAHA! Drunk Bears fan foot race after loss
http://deadspin.com/footrace-between-drunk-bears-fans-ends-exactly-as-it-sh-1471237969

Boy loves turkey leg!
https://vine.co/v/hIV3jv0w0iA/embed/simple

KUNG FU BABY!
http://i.imgur.com/7f5zB.gif

Meet Patch the dog who looks like Adolf Hitler
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10472502/Meet-Patch-the-dog-who-looks-like-Adolf-Hitler.html

This chubster has over 750K followers on VINE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UA_d9Rri4Q
so does this chick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImZJtV1UC2w

Look at this fat hamster destroy a carrot
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr05/21/15/anigif_enhanced-buzz-7802-1385066765-18.gif

The Period Is Pissed When did our plainest punctuation mark become so aggressive?
http://www.newrepublic.com/article/115726/period-our-simplest-punctuation-mark-has-become-sign-anger

I love this Asian cat! LOLZ
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr07/21/17/anigif_enhanced-buzz-20550-1385071623-37.gif

This is gross- http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2013/11/24/247056967/an-omnivores-dilemma-would-you-eat-michael-pollan-microbe-cheese

Some ironic BOOSHIT, meh...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ailbhemalone/the-19-most-ironic-facts-of-all-time

Cool gear for your Apple products
http://www.bitemyapple.co/collections/all

THIS DON'T MAKE NO SENSE
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2513262/Francesca-Eastwood-seeks-annulment-Jordan-Feldstein-having-immediate-regrets-week-secret-Vegas-wedding.html

Whiskey & Guns eh?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2492894/Dale-Poulin-Hunter-shoots-half-face-rifle-recalls-exploits-friends.html

Funny Bumper Stickers
http://i.imgur.com/1c9Ka13.jpg

'Some touching required'. Man living in a Washington DC penthouse posts Craigslist ad for a NAKED roommate
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2512429/Some-touching-required-Man-living-Washington-DC-penthouse-posts-Craigslist-ad-NAKED-roommate.html

What Phish Sounds Like to People That Don't Like Phish
http://livemusicblog.com/2010/08/02/video-what-phish-sounds-like-to-people-that-dont-like-phish/

French Soccer Brawls
http://deadspin.com/photos-french-soccer-fans-brawl-with-riot-police-1471140368

PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY
http://www.buzzfeed.com/catesish/penguins-chasing-a-butterfly-is-pretty-much-the-cutest-thing

Friday, November 22, 2013

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego's G-spot?

Semen is 'good for women's health and helps fight depression'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2190863/Semen-good-womens-health-helps-fight-depression.html

Congresswoman mugged:
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/11/20/congresswoman-hit-robbed-near-capitol-on-tuesday/

BOOM! Florida Congressman pleads guilty to cocaine charge - http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/rep-trey-radel-expected-to-face-judge-on-charges-of-cocaine-possession/2013/11/20/b029caba-51ce-11e3-a7f0-b790929232e1_story.html (Florida...big surprise)

This performance is ridiculous. It's women's gymnastics, but some of the shit they manage to pull off is gobsmacking http://bbh.cc/mouth-open/ (imagine banging one o dem...)

Here Are The Hottest Companies In Tech Right Now, According To Goldman Sachs
http://techcrunch.com/2013/11/19/goldman-sachs-hot-tech-companies-2013-leaked-schedule/

Well this escalated quickly
http://imgur.com/hdOQ0Vh

This Awesome Ad, Set to the Beastie Boys, Is How to Get Girls to Become Engineers
http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2013/11/19/goldieblox_commercial_rewrites_the_beastie_boys_urges_young_girls_to_pursue.html

Soon....all women will be using THIS to cock-block you before you even knew you could be cock-blocked.... like Minority Report for dick-crimes....
"What's He Really Like? Check the Lulu App"
www.nytimes.com/2013/11/21/fashion/social-networking-App-allows-women-to-rate-men.html

Kanye West - Bound 2 (Explicit)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBAtAM7vtgc

Hey Kids, React Messenger Lets You Send Your Own Winking Smilie Selfie With Every Text You Send http://techcrunch.com/2013/11/20/selfie-messenger/

Japanese precision, go till 1:35 mark and be amazed
http://bbh.cc/japanese-precision/

Insane Crash Occurs After Driver Loses Control Of A Car Going 185 MPH
http://www.businessinsider.com/driver-loses-control-a-car-going-185-mph-2013-11

This cartoon made me chortle out loud. LOLZ.
http://imgur.com/gallery/r79wcDX

Here is a hard hitting dose of perspective of what unsustainable demand looks like. Warning, you may have a feeling of emptiness inside after watching.
http://www.minds.com/blog/view/201538/quite-possibly-the-most-eye-opening-six-minutes-ever-on-film

This guy loves to Rake http://imgur.com/gallery/2MzImBd

This Short 'Umbrella Man' Documentary About JFK's Assassination Will Make You Rethink All Sorts Of Conspiracy Theories
http://www.businessinsider.com/umbrella-man-at-jfks-assassination-2013-11

well...this is awkward...
Former NFL Player Channing Crowder Says He Peed Himself Every Game
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1860026-former-nfl-player-channing-crowder-says-he-peed-himself-every-game

Oscar Peterson:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTJhHn-TuDY

For all Shawshank Redemption fans "My wife made that."
http://i.imgur.com/2g0iCbV.gif

Maybe the best kiss cam move ever:
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/guy-kisses-beer-on-kiss-cam-sports-kissing-gifs.gif

This dude chose to steal from the wrong store:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkuBW_q9Ed8#t=33


Is Charles Manson Getting Married?
Convicted killer's 25-year-old companion Star tells RS, "Charlie is my husband"
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/is-charles-manson-getting-married-20131120

Fox 9 Morning News reporter MA Rosko faceplants on live TV
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6jV8yUGKbw

New Jersey Becoming 3rd State To Offer Internet Gambling
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2013/11/21/new-jersey-becoming-3rd-state-to-offer-internet-gambling/

This indictment sounds like another season of The Wire:
http://apps.washingtonpost.com/g/page/local/indictment-black-guerilla-family/609/?hpid=z3

Feds raid Denver-area marijuana dispensaries and grow operations
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_24570937/feds-involved-enforcement-actions-at-denver-area-marijuana  (but...but...they said they wouldn't...)

Don't put your D in a French Dip

NSFW! NSFW! YEAAAAH!
http://Pmatehunter.com

Semi-NSFW. Meet Sasha Markina
https://www.google.com/search?q=Sasha+Markina&safe=off&rlz=1C1LENN_enUS464US464&espv=210&es_sm=93&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=kTyMUvnvB8f94APVxIGgCg&ved=0CCwQsAQ&biw=1366&bih=643
and her FULL NSFW pic --> http://imgur.com/r/nsfw/mzIVHJi

The 18 Best Bottles Of Scotch In The World
http://www.businessinsider.com/18-best-bottles-of-scotch-in-the-world-2013-11

Ladies can be douchebags too
http://postgradproblems.com/instagram-and-the-female-douchebag/

Weird
http://www.pointerpointer.com/

Santana Moss is now the wily old veteran preaching the unwritten rules of the game.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10004285/santana-moss-washington-redskins-wants-robert-griffin-iii-take-more-responsibility

David Blaine reactions http://www.vulture.com/2013/11/every-celeb-reaction-from-david-blaines-special.html

Funny parody of the JCVD 'Epic Splits': http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EMlpiey20b8

Jennifer Lawrence hotness
http://i.imgur.com/mcnj0fr.jpg

Awesome showers http://imgur.com/gallery/fOiLd

Philly sleezesteaks (Tony Luke's) are now available for cross country delivery
http://www.zagat.com/b/philadelphia/tony-lukes-intros-cross-country-cheesesteak-delivery

This documentary looks intense: THE SQUARE  (got 100% on Rotten Tomatoes)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twB2zAOzsKE

Artist renderings of what dead celebrities would look like today if they were alive:
http://sachsmedia.com/rockheaven/

NSFW (Text Only) ---This got me aroused...
http://m.vice.com/read/my-first-double-blowjob

Nipples Hate Friction

Different colors on Toothpaste http://www.dailylaughpics.com/archives/3875

Hipsters Posing For Video When They Think They Are Posing for Photos
http://www.magneticmag.com/2013/11/hipsters-actually-posing-for-video-when-they-think-they-are-posing-for-photo-edm-culture/
(This is really good)

NSFW!  This changed my life: What is your favorite porn subreddit?
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1r6qdu/what_is_your_favorite_porn_subreddit/  (first comment has tons of subreddits that will lift your pants, and spirits)

16 Tips for Desk Jockeys: What to Do About Sitting All Day
http://www.marksdailyapple.com/16-tips-for-desk-jockeys-what-to-do-about-sitting-all-day/#axzz2lItx5zwS

The Health Benefits of Cold Showers (besides keeping your boner at bay)
http://impossiblehq.com/cold-shower-health-benefits

True dat: http://i.imgur.com/kU4Zu47.jpg

Dallas Cowboys burn: http://imgur.com/kQLcRiE

HAHAHAHA, this is so accurate: http://www.theonion.com/articles/attractive-woman-surprised-to-learn-coworker-a-dic,34634/

Brooklyn Bar Raises Weekend Drinking Age To 25
http://gothamist.com/2013/11/21/drinking_age.php

These Are The 31 Worst Puns Ever But You Can't Stop Laughing
http://distractify.com/fun/humor/horrifyingly-cringeworthy-puns/

Stephen Colbert Roasts Lululemon Founder Chip Wilson - See more at: http://yoganonymous.com/watch-stephen-colbert-roasts-lululemon-founder-chip-wilson/

Couple in apparent murder-suicide in Frederick were scientists
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/bs-md-frederick-murder-suicide-20131121,0,7918479.story

John Coltrane Full Album - Blue Train:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr1r9_9VxQA

MENS STASH HOUSE HIP HOP RAP CRACK RECIPE RED VELOUR JACKET COAT SIZE 4XL
http://www.ebay.com/itm/MENS-STASH-HOUSE-HIP-HOP-RAP-CRACK-RECIPE-RED-VELOUR-JACKET-COAT-SIZE-4XL-/221032908054

Some beer-bongin' bro running for congress, and likely to win:
http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2013/11/stewart_mills_gop_congressional_hopeful_knows_how_to_party_photos.php

Sopranos' actor takes a hit out:
http://nypost.com/2013/11/22/gambino-goon-broke-mans-jaw-for-soprano-star/

9 things everyone should know about the drug Molly
http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/22/health/9-things-molly-drug/index.html

Couple berates cyclist for reporting van in bike lane
http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/20891/couple-berates-cyclist-for-reporting-van-in-bike-lane/

Arizona Ignored 6,000 Cases of Reported Child Abuse
http://www.thewire.com/national/2013/11/arizona-ignored-6000-cases-reported-child-abuse/355413/

Charles Manson: I'm bisexual, and I raped a man
http://nypost.com/2013/11/22/charles-manson-im-bisexual-and-i-raped-a-man/

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Dinosaurs: "Not de mama"

Difference between men and women
http://vivas.fi/what-is-the-difference-between-women-and-men/

Bras Make Breasts "Saggier", 15-year French Study Reveals
http://www.counselheal.com/articles/4852/20130411/bras-make-breasts-saggier-15-year-french-study-reveals.htm

20 things the rich do every day (besides getting blown by barely legal teens)
http://www.daveramsey.com/blog/20-things-the-rich-do-every-day

Persian Recipes: Iranian Comfort Food, Like Grandma Used To Make (PHOTOS)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/27/persian-recipes-food-iranian_n_3504083.html

Ice hotel forced to install smoke detectors: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/worldfamous-swedish-ice-hotel-is-ordered-to-install-smoke-alarms-8942890.html

 this piano concerto:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jbHbDena_U

this might be the best YouTube of Rachmaninoff's 3rd out there - Vladimir Horowitz was a legend, and was actually trained by Rachmaninoff himself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5mxU_7BTRA

Education Sec. Duncan under fire for comment about 'white suburban moms'
http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/18/politics/duncan-comment-controversy/index.html

I think this is a sideline medical test, but its still funny http://i.imgur.com/efFJotp.jpg

Father Finds Murdered Son's Body On Google Maps
http://www.businessinsider.com/father-finds-murdered-sons-body-on-google-maps-2013-11

A Cold War Fought by Women (Women hate each other?! Whoa, who knew???)
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/19/science/a-cold-war-fought-by-women.html

Haha, silly TMac:
http://www.sportsgrid.com/nba/tracy-mcgradys-suit-game-needs-work/

Family Feud -- Zombies!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZClSxVU-xM

This is such a boss move.
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/reader-email-what-do-we-think-of-this-dude-bringing-his-own-30-inch-monitor-to-starbucks/

The Upper Darby Police Facebook Page Has Won the Internet
http://www.phillymag.com/news/2013/11/18/upper-darby-police-department-facebook-page-funny/

This Millionaire Poker Player's Instagram Makes The Rich Kids Of Instagram Look Poor
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/instagram-straight-flexin-dan-bilzerians-instagram-absolutely-ridiculous/

This is a fucking cool music video (BOB DYLAN - Like a Rolling Stone)
http://video.bobdylan.com/desktop.html

Eminem featuring Kendrick Lamar - Love Game (chill song)
http://grooveshark.com/#!/s/Love+Game+Feat+Kendrick+Lamar/6DTDg5?src=5

Rob Ford, Chris Farley montage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFloKq0FP9o

Mayor Rob Ford football gif. LOLZ.
http://girliegroove.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/h0s0f.gif?w=625

Communications strategist advises the army not to use images of pretty female soldiers in its brochures, cause they look like they're dumb and might break a nail. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/19/army-women-pr_n_4304237.html

La Pequeña Hillary Clinton Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwJXAzqv4qs

Getting a Job at Walmart Is Harder than Getting into Harvard
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/11/19/getting-a-job-at-walmart-is-harder-than-getting-into-harvard.html

The Last Ride of James Gandolfini
http://www.gq.com/moty/2013/james-gandolfini-men-of-the-year

Skins Fan Narcs On "F RG3" Plate To DMV, And Now Everybody Hates Him
http://deadspin.com/skins-fan-narcs-on-f-rg3-plate-to-dmv-and-now-everyb-1467702609

Rob Ford Fupa

21 Things You Didn't Know About 'Love Actually'
http://www.bustle.com/articles/8383-21-things-you-didnt-know-about-love-actually

TV Presenter Melissa Bachman Angers Entire Internet After Shooting A Lion
http://www.buzzfeed.com/catesevilla/tv-presenter-melissa-bachman-angers-entire-internet-after-sh

This guy is the #1 most followed channel on YouTube. 15 million+ subscribers.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/pewdiepie

Baby Powder Fart http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82hvPp7JiRQ&feature=youtu.be

I think we need to create a vigilante group to go around DC and destroy these punks
"Knockout Game" hits another victim in D.C. - http://www.wjla.com/articles/2013/11/-knockout-game-targets-another-victim-in-d-c--96981.html

NSFW NSFW! Amazing compilation of celebrity boob gifs http://imgur.com/a/A9rs1

Gameday sign of the week --> http://wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net/809EBF/ec-origin.barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/11/Screen-Shot-2013-11-16-at-10.17.21-AM.png

NSFW! AMAZING! AHHHHHHHHHH http://i.imgur.com/zhO2i.jpg

Not sure if this is real.... but NSFW  Hayden Panattiere
http://imgur.com/ghpKDpQ

Man Injured After Falling From The Upper Deck And Landing On A Fan At The Bills-Jets Game
http://www.businessinsider.com/bills-fan-falls-upper-deck-video-2013-11

Everybody check out BIG TONE
http://www.northwestprepreport.com/white-swan-monster-running-back-tony-picard-biggest-nation

This is SO ON POINT... Google lately...
http://i.imgur.com/h7Mpdq4.gif

NSFW - Virtual Handies - more video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLXVinyXjgA

Overrated indy chick band, HAIM, ...meh... The bass player makes cerebral palsy faces while playing... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlN9AJkgeYk

I missed this...pretty crazy ending to the Michigan-Northwestern game:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er7dAE_BjfI

Miracle Catch! (HD) Auburn Game Winning TD vs Georgia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf5jnajTKJI

recreated baby pics
http://elitedaily.com/humor/tbt-these-people-recreated-their-childhood-photos-and-the-results-are-epic/

This dude live-tweeted a break-up going on next to him...pretty funny quotes in the tweets:
http://gawker.com/this-live-tweeting-of-a-couples-breakup-is-better-than-1466632927

Bourbon Family Tree http://www.gq.com/life/food/201311/bourbon-whiskey-family-tree

Sorting the world's top 50 billionaires by age, location, how they got their moolah, and more.
http://www.slate.com/articles/business/billion_to_one/2013/11/the_world_s_top_50_billionaires_a_demographic_breakdown.html

Baby + Puppy
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/boy-sleeping-with-his-puppy-is-whats-hot-in-the-internet-streets/

Zebra bites staffer at National Zoo; scared gazelle runs into barrier and dies
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/keeper-bitten-by-zebra-at-national-zoo/2013/11/18/8fc2d892-5062-11e3-a7f0-b790929232e1_story.html

This an interesting look at an NFL player who quit from the Broncos roster this year. "[Moffitt] started reading the writings of the Dalai Lama and Noam Chomsky, among others. They helped him conclude that he was a pawn in a machine that controlled his life and that he no longer wanted to meet the expectations attached to that life." 
Haha. Bro started reading and quit.  http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/19/sports/football/quitting-the-nfl-for-john-moffitt-the-money-wasnt-worth-it.html?hp

Baby Otters Jumping And Cheering Is The Happiest Thing You'll See Today (VIDEO)
 www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/15/baby-otters-chester-zoo_n_4284259.html

Rob Ford tackles council member
http://twitpic.com/dlr5t5
Better video Rob Ford just on fire running over some old lady at a meeting today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB1dJeMtb08

Cuteness alert, blind puppy has his brother as seeing eye dog. AWWWWW
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/national-international/Blind-Dog--Loyal-Brother-in-Need-of-Rescuing--232251451.html

Chilean student leader Camila Vallejo elected to Congress
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/nov/18/chilean-student-leader-camila-vallejo-congress-bachelet-election

A nicely written missed connection: http://www.reddit.com/r/nyc/comments/1qvg2p/the_most_beautiful_nyc_missed_connection_ive_ever/cdh20nh

this gave me a good chuckle. rasheed is the man
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/rasheed-wallace-vs-tony-mitchell-in-a-dunk-contest/

Mustard Flavored E-Jack

Little girl's first time walking on ice, adorbz.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RjHIObu6vg

Coin is a new device that holds the information of all your credit cards on one card (no need to carry around multiple credit cards) - https://onlycoin.com/

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[Attractive] teen learns she was born with no vagina - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/14/jacqui-beck-no-vagina-mrkh_n_4274401.html
Imagine if you were the dude who made this discovery while trying to plow your average-size penis into her sealed off vagina. You'd be all "What the F?! Am I doing something completely wrong here?"

This part cracked me up:

Beck, now 19, is also taking ownership of her condition.

"I'm a hopeless romantic and I see it as a great test of someone's character. Instead of focusing on it putting off men, I actually think it will help me find 'the one'," Beck told the Daily Mail.

"I want to be upfront with any men I meet and tell them straight away about my condition... If they run at the mention of MRKH then I don't want to be intimate with them."
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This coach never punts/always goes for it on 4th down and always on-sides kicks. http://cdnapi.kaltura.com/index.php/extwidget/openGraph/wid/0_60zofg0e

Look at this bizarre, yet intriguing, contraption: http://amzn.com/B00005KIRS

 NAFTA on Steroids: The Trans-Pacific Partnership, which would grant enormous new powers to corporations, is a massive assault on democracy. http://www.thenation.com/article/168627/nafta-steroids#

Dramatic Google commercial that's gone viral in India:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHGDN9-oFJE

What Happens When You've Got One Chance
http://www.utrend.tv/v/1-one-chance/

Robot Handjobs: http://live.huffingtonpost.com/r/archive/segment/robot-handjobs-are-the-future-and-the-future-is-coming/5283e961fe34444eb70002bd

Check out these FAT RABBITS
http://fatrabbitfarm.com/

SQUISHY LITTLE BUGGA!
http://i.imgur.com/YCdHlmS.jpg

Lettuce, the bad. chill song.  real funky
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy69_tdrCDc

FXX Lands The Simpsons in Biggest Off-Net Deal Ever
Spinoff net nails down all 530 episodes of Fox's animated comedy
http://www.adweek.com/news/television/fxx-lands-simpsons-biggest-net-deal-ever-153900

Dream comes true for little sick boy
http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2013/11/14/5-year-olds-wish-to-be-batman-will-come-true/   more pics: https://twitter.com/search?q=%23SFBatKid&src=hash&mode=photos
All encompassing recap here: http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-make-a-wish-foundation
 
HAHAHAHAH, i love the Mayor of Toronto
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZHzaM5CQAAPp4i.jpg

GIF rich:
http://i.imgur.com/Mxd1QDs.gif
http://i.imgur.com/4MOuDrP.gif
http://i.imgur.com/LxEBx9A.gif
http://i.imgur.com/WgOXCne.gif
http://i.imgur.com/k6dFJYI.gif

Shaq attack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMiLv2iJrhg

Rob Ford forced to speak to Councillors' backs as lawmakers stage City Hall protest
http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/11/14/rob-ford-forced-to-speak-to-councillors-backs-at-lawmakers-stage-city-hall-protest/

This reminds me of when my dad calls:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-dad-looking-to-get-average-phone-call-with-ad,34558/

CNN drops F-Bomb: https://vine.co/v/htqFtUrDUux
and https://vine.co/v/htqpiAVAbYP

Hilarious Eagles Vick, DeSean and LeSean puppy animated video
http://www.crossingbroad.com/2013/11/this-yahoo-cartoon-with-desean-jackson-lesean-mccoy-and-michael-vick-is-outstanding.html  THIS IS HILARIOUS

Running Backs- The Walking Dead
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/11/15/5107472/running-backs-the-walking-dead

LOLZ GIF! LOLZ GIF! hahahah
http://i.imgur.com/r1OK5bD.gif

NSFW! This gave me a boner from now till thanksgiving
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/hq-dar-201.jpg

Great new ESPN NBA commercial with Rubio and Kevin Love
http://nextimpulsesports.com/2013/11/15/kevin-love-ricky-rubio-team-brilliant-new-espn-spot/

Washington Redskins Ease Tensions With Native Americans By Adding Bottle Of Booze To Logo http://www.theonion.com/articles/washington-redskins-ease-tensions-with-native-amer,34567/

John Oliver leaving The Daily Show:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24953710

Mamming

Psh....what's next? Allowing them to vote????
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/harris-oamalley/on-labeling-women-crazy_b_4259779.html

Somebody Drew A Huge Penis In The Snow At Cincinatti's Nippert Stadium
http://nextimpulsesports.com/2013/11/13/somebody-drew-huge-dick-snow-cincinattis-nippert-stadium/

 NSFW lady fight at Drake concert last night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-gO4GKUcm8

Football logos reimagined as Soccer logos: http://www.footballasfootball.com/

Rob Ford's St. Patrick's Day: Half a Bottle of Vodka and Lines of Coke
http://gawker.com/rob-fords-st-patricks-day-half-a-bottle-of-vodka-an-1463923483/1464017359/@maxread

Suicide Forest in Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FDSdg09df8

new images released of Apple's new headquarters building:
http://www.archdaily.com/448391/new-images-released-of-apple-s-newly-approved-cupertino-campus/

Rob Ford Is Too Busy Eating His Wife's Pussy to Eat Staffer Pussy
http://gawker.com/rob-ford-is-too-busy-eating-his-wifes-pussy-to-eat-hoo-1464362276

29 Puppies That Are Totally Pooped Out
http://thebarkpost.com/puppies-that-are-totally-pooped-out/

A Simple Logic Question That Most Harvard Students Get Wrong
http://www.businessinsider.com/question-that-harvard-students-get-wrong-2012-12

The coldest years now are warmer than the hottest years before 1998 http://www.climatecentral.org/news/2013-on-track-to-be-seventh-warmest-year-since-1850-16738

Breaking Real Bad: Inside the Sam Hurd Drug Case
http://mmqb.si.com/2013/11/12/sam-hurd-cocaine-bust/

LOLZ http://www.lememe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/dumb.jpg

Pop vs. Soda
http://www.popvssoda.com/

Check out this cunting hunt:
http://www.melissabachman.com/

NOAH the movie... i think they're just duplicating Evan Almighty...
http://www.avclub.com/articles/noah,105622/

Cleaning up Canada's perverts
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-24944358

JCVD Epic splits http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/jean-claude-van-damme-splits-between-moving-volvo-145007721.html

Meet the world's first HEARTLESS man who is able to live without a pulse
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2096314/Meet-HEARTLESS-man-able-live-heartbeat-PULSE.html

Cute Pictures: Baby Olinguito Found in Colombia
http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2013/10/29/cute-pictures-baby-olinguito-found-in-colombia/

Flight Canceled After Passengers Protest Ejection of Blind Man
http://gawker.com/flight-canceled-after-passengers-protest-ejection-of-bl-1464504554

MAMMING!
Semi-NSFW (lots of cleavage + 1/5th of a nip) - This so-called "internet craze" is stupid, but man do I love boobs - http://www.webburgr.com/mamming/

Inappropriate Laugh Track 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSvkkTWrRGo

Y'all don't even know, I'm from Florida!

Commissioner Rant:
I hate it when chicks (sometimes dudes) create a Facebook post/screen-shot of their phone with the current temperature of whatever warm locale they are currently in just to rub it in the face of all their friends/family that are living in cold places.  COOL, you fucking uppity cunt.  Go eat a dick while you sweat.


Larry David looks like he's having a horrible time
http://t.co/omi6l2kUsq

A West Point graduate serving in Afghanistan smuggled heroin back to the U.S. and got caught - http://www.vocativ.com/11-2013/kabul-connection-soldier-west-point-graduates-heroin/ (some straight up Dead Presidents shit right there)

Author Of The PATRIOT Act Goes To EU Parliament To Admit Congress Failed, And The NSA Is Out Of Control http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20131112/08342525213/author-patriot-act-goes-to-eu-parliament-to-admit-congress-failed-nsa-is-out-control.shtml

17 movies on Netflix you should make time for
http://imgur.com/a/kUf2Y?gallery

Cat Sushi --> http://en.rocketnews24.com/2013/05/08/when-two-amazing-worlds-collide-welcome-to-the-world-of-cat-sushi/

Francis Bacon Artwork Sets Auction Record in NY
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/francis-bacon-painting-set-artist-record-20863676

Check out this artsy fartsy bullshit
http://www.nga.gov/content/ngaweb/exhibitions/permanent/multiverse.html

This is what a McRib really looks like before cooking it
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/this-is-what-a-mcrib-really-looks-like-before-cooking-i-1463090849

Every girl in America clicked this link...
18 Things You Probably Didn't Know About The Movie "Elf"
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/18-things-you-probably-didnt-know-about-the-movie-elf

Hipster Dining Guide: 24 Restaurants Around the U.S.
http://www.zagat.com/b/hipster-dining-guide-24-restaurants-around-the-u.s#1

The Least Douchey bars in DC
http://brightestyoungthings.com/articles/the-least-douchey-bars-in-dc-2013-edition.htm

Whoopi Goldburger. These guys are silly. Makes me wanna visit/live in Japan- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By-JVz_60sc

Make your own 3-D printer - http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/11/08/243951594/for-a-few-hundred-bucks-you-can-make-your-own-3-d-printer

This is agreeable to me. Let's all do this in 2014
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/a_fine_whine/2013/07/ghosting_the_irish_goodbye_the_french_leave_stop_saying_goodbye_at_parties.html

Detroit Reporter Drops Nuclear F-Bomb on Live TV
http://gawker.com/detroit-reporter-drops-nuclear-f-bomb-on-live-tv-1463764587

This Fake 30 For 30 About Space Jam Is Actually Kind Of Funny
http://deadspin.com/this-fake-30-for-30-about-space-jam-is-actually-kind-of-1463735175

Florida Ruined The NFL (among other things)
http://deadspin.com/florida-ruined-the-nfl-1462844200/@billyhaisley

Baby born on 11-12-13 at 14:15
http://www.wavy.com/news/local/va-beach/vb-baby-born-at-11-12-13-1415

Hot New Game Called "Knockout"
http://www.kisscleveland.com/pages/java.html?article=11815092
(What's wrong with people???) From Jersey City... go figure...

Nina Agdal butt pics and slight Nip Slip! NSFW
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/guess-that-ass-1-nsfw-pic-in-answers

amazing photo of Michael Jordan playing beer pong
https://twitter.com/FOXSports/status/400699907335405569/photo/1

Trent Richardson Orgy Sex Tape Being Shopped http://www.tmz.com/2013/11/12/trent-richardson-sex-tape-indianapolis-colts/

Redskins London Fletcher says Eagles are best team in NFC East
http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/eagles/Redskins-LB-London-Fletcher-calls-the-NFC-East-terrible-then-ranks-it-from-best-to-worst.html

Busboys And Poets' Andy Shallal Makes Mayoral Campaign Official
http://wamu.org/news/13/11/12/busboys_and_poets_andy_shallal_makes_mayoral_campaign_official

Mike Tyson confirms some Rick James True Hollywood Stories and other craziness
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/read-an-excerpt-from-mike-tysons-undisputed-truth-20131112

Stunning bass string shot  (this is not shot in slow mo)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoUQdcLmz5g

Kate Moss In Playboy: Preview Photo Shows Model Doing Her Best Bunny
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/13/kate-moss-in-playboy_n_4265982.html

Highschool shooting in Pittsburgh... when will this shit end?
http://www.post-gazette.com/local/2013/11/13/Shooting-reported-at-Pittsburgh-Brashear-High-school/stories/201311130158

 Slate has an interesting project which tracks gun deaths since the Newtown shootings, 10,465  people. Someone has died pretty much every day from gun violence. You can click on each person, get their name, age, and link to the story. http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/crime/2012/12/gun_death_tally_every_american_gun_death_since_newtown_sandy_hook_shooting.html

Why The War On Drugs Looks Even Stupider When You See What Other Countries Do
http://www.upworthy.com/why-the-war-on-drugs-looks-even-stupider-when-you-see-what-other-countries-do-4

Google Hates You

Soccer Moms and Pussywillows are ruining this country
http://www.businessinsider.com/laraine-cook-high-school-coach-fired-over-facebook-photo-2013-11

Manfred Rommel, Son of German Field Marshal, Dies at 84 (crazy story)
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/11/world/europe/manfred-rommel-son-of-german-field-marshal-dies-at-84.html

The Beatles - Your Mother Should Know
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP_68prpJK0

I'm pretty sure this makes me angry, but i'm an old surly coot...
http://www.salon.com/2013/11/12/the_craziest_okcupid_date_ever/

20 Normal Things Simpsons Fans Can't Hear Without Laughing
http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6936892/20-normal-things-simpsons-fans-cant-hear-without-laughing

Your Vagina Isn't Just Too Big, Too Floppy, and Too Hairy—It's Also Too Brown
http://jezebel.com/5900928/your-vagina-isnt-just-too-big-too-floppy-and-too-hairyits-also-too-brown

How to interact w/ introverts: http://themetapicture.com/how-to-interact-with-the-introverted/

Angelika Film Center plans to open at Union Market in 2015
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/trafficandcommuting/angelika-film-center-plans-to-open-near-union-market-in-2015/2013/11/11/aba16694-4b0f-11e3-9890-a1e0997fb0c0_story.html

Touch screens help monkeys relax
http://pandodaily.com/2013/11/12/touch-screens-help-monkeys-relax/

Golf porn
http://www.businessinsider.com/european-tour-dubai-atlantis-hotel-challenge-video-2013-11

Unit 4 Plus 2 - Concrete & Clay [1965] (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ougF5Q78tyo

Wichita State Old Ladies Pounding Rockstar Energy Drink - See more at: http://www.ridethepine.com/gif/wichita-state-old-ladies-rockstar-energy-drink/

Chiefs' Dwayne Bowe arrested
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9965451/dwayne-bowe-kansas-city-chiefs-arrested-speeding-marijuana

Fucking Russian Ice-Kart racing looks like fun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DUCbVFW_0UA

"Medical Rape"
Man Seeks Millions After N.M. Police Force Colonoscopy in Drug Search
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2013/11/05/man-seeks-millions-after-nm-police-force-colonoscopy-in-drug-search

its official... New York is taller than Chicago:
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/13/nyregion/one-world-trade-center-is-ruled-tallest-building-in-us.html?hp

New drug would let people get drunk without health risks, scientist says
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/new-drug-people-drunk-health-risks-scientist-article-1.1513059#ixzz2kQjO5ngX

Krusty Burgers

Check Out The Balls On This Texas Man's Craigslist Ad For His Jeep Wrangler
http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2013/10/check-balls-texas-mans-craigslist-ad-jeep-wrangler/

Massive T-Bone collision caught on dash cam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZG1HgOyFkU

Polish Treats Y'all
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/proof-polish-food-isnt-all-disgusting

Chinatown Chipotle Closed Due to Food Code Violation
http://www.popville.com/2013/11/chinatown-chipotle-closed-due-to-food-code-violation/

Watch This Incredible Time-Lapse of a Homeless Veteran Becoming a GQ Model
http://hypervocal.com/vids/2013/time-lapse-homeless-veteran-model/

Silence of the Lambs blooper reel http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/11/08/this-silence-of-the-lambs-blooper-reel-is-magnificent

60 Minutes Lies: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/09/business/media/cbs-correspondent-apologizes-for-report-on-benghazi-attack.html?_r=0

FUCK the world is catching on the super shibe meme
http://gawker.com/doge-is-an-actually-good-internet-meme-wow-1460448782

Find unclaimed money from bank failures, matured savings bonds, pensions, mortgage refunds, and more. http://www.usa.gov/Citizen/Topics/Government-Unclaimed-Money.shtml

Build Shit
http://www.popularwoodworking.com
http://canadianwoodworks.com/

What We Found at Hart Island, The Largest Mass Grave Site In the U.S.
http://gizmodo.com/what-we-found-at-hart-island-the-largest-mass-grave-in-1460171716

Half a dolphin washes ashore in SC http://www.wect.com/story/23913026/dolphin-bit-in-two-washes-ashore#.Un0XDIRVUf8.email

Granny Goes Mental On GTA 5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VarB6DFGCjU&safe=active

Big time NSFW, holy boners batman. DAT ASS
http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/guess-that-ass-friday-gif-edition-17/

Knicks Owner James Dolan Reportedly Has Minion Tail Coach Mike Woodson 24/7
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1842585-james-dolan-has-minion-tail-ny-knicks-coach-mike-woodson-24-7

The Most Hard-Hitting GMO Report Ever Aired By The Mainstream Media
http://www.minds.com/blog/view/244861580041261056/the-most-hard-hitting-gmo-report-ever-aired-by-the-mainstream-media

Fruit fly evolves to have images of ants on its wings to confuse predators http://dotearth.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/11/04/survival-of-the-extraordinary-a-fly-with-ants-on-its-wings

Famous Brand Logos Recreated With Honest Slogans
http://enpundit.com/famous-brand-logos-recreated-honest-slogans/

Happy veteran's Day: Surprising celebrities who served in the U.S. military
http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/08/showbiz/gallery/celebrity-vets/index.html?hpt=hp_c3

Dead bodies on Mt. Everest: http://imgur.com/a/rkRAk

Phil Lesh in Central Park http://www.jambase.com/Articles/119912/Lesh-Krasno-And-Russo-Play-Surprise-Set-In-Central-Park

This pic of Miley and Rihanna gives me an SB:
http://hypervocal.com/news/2013/miley-twerking-dwarf-mtv/
(SB = Secret Boner)

I know how annoying these Buzzfeed lists have gotten, but some of these are pretty funny:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/innocent-things-that-will-make-you-feel-filthy

NBA Dopplegangers
http://www.complex.com/sports/2013/11/nba-doppelgangers-2013/

Some kinky shit. NSFW
http://www.br.org/br/

Meet Mr. Balls, Brazil's Disturbing New Testicular Cancer Mascot
http://digitaldeconstruction.com/meet-balls-disturbing-testicular-cancer-mascot/#.Un-60zK9KK1

21 Things You Might Not Know about "Jurassic Park" http://imgur.com/a/xRPS3?gallery

NSFW - Climbing Nudes - http://m.imgur.com/a/ySDMi

The Single Most Mind-Altering Photograph Humanity Has Ever Taken
http://www.upworthy.com/the-single-most-mind-altering-photograph-humanity-has-ever-taken

If you want to complain to Google directly about the forced merger of YouTube and Google+, this is the link to the discussion forum in Google Products. http://productforums.google.com/forum/#!categories/youtube/account-set-up-sign-in-and-configuration/discuss-and-give-feedback

Russian Student gets punk'd by teacher: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4f3_1384058504

How to post iPhone 5s slo-mo videos to Instagram and elsewhere
http://www.macworld.com/article/2049153/how-to-post-iphone-5s-slo-mo-videos-to-instagram-and-elsewhere.html

4 Dead in Brooklyn Murder-Suicide, Police Say
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/12/nyregion/4-dead-in-brooklyn-murder-suicide-police-say.html

The Disastrous, Watery Future of South Florida
http://gawker.com/the-disastrous-watery-future-of-south-florida-1462217914

Bad human beings out there...
http://dailyoftheday.com/no-this-is-not-an-okay-tip-to-leave/

Dad 'unfit parent for refusing son McDonald's'
http://nypost.com/2013/11/07/psychologist-called-dad-unfit-parent-for-refusing-son-mcdonalds-suit/

Average Salary by personality Type http://knowmore.washingtonpost.com/2013/11/10/this-is-how-much-money-people-with-your-personality-make/

Which of the 11 American nations do you live in?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/govbeat/wp/2013/11/08/which-of-the-11-american-nations-do-you-live-in/
and http://www.tufts.edu/alumni/magazine/fall2013/features/up-in-arms.html

I'm not sure what this is, or if i agree with it... but it sure did get me arroused.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT621o-ak3M

Caps fans crazy Ovechkin beard
http://bustedcoverage.com/2013/11/11/the-ovechkin-beard-give-em-the-d-poppi-on-the-juice/

Long read  -- Who Killed Michael Hastings?
http://nymag.com/news/features/michael-hastings-2013-11/

Happy Veterans day, enjoy dogs welcoming solidiers home
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jb8qMM-bXs

Long Island knish factory fire leads to nationwide shortage
http://www.newsday.com/long-island/li-knish-factory-fire-leads-to-nationwide-shortage-1.6414395

The Plastics - Stereo Kids (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Ye1JZAWtI

Scary Hoop Collapse on Globetrotter, Shatters Backboard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgEW2_lJY6E#

Watch This Tuba Player Hilariously Scream After Getting The Life Scared Out Of Him
http://nextimpulsesports.com/2013/11/11/watch-tuba-player-hilariously-scream-getting-life-scared/

A performance artist has been detained in Moscow after stripping naked and nailing his scrotum to the cobblestones of Red Square in a protest. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24896784

Good scene from UHF - Weird Al - conan the librarian http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtsHzrpMkhI&feature=youtu.be

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Stevie Janowski, killin it!

Why the Redskins throwbacks looked great last year, and stupid this year:
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/11/redskins-throwbacks-nfl-helmet/

Jimmy Kimmel's Annual Halloween Prank Left Children Crying, Cursing, And Threatening Their Parents
http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/11/jimmy-kimmel-candy-halloween/

15 Iconic Asian Snacks You Need To Try
http://www.buzzfeed.com/tanyachen/iconic-asian-snacks-you-need-to-try

Louis CK explains historical context to Jay Leno
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=derzWWYf3-w&feature

I know everyone has seen this before but I just saw it again for the first time in a long while and it gave me a good chuckle. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TLG_LtWhj4

Kentucky cross country runner pulls out of regional championships rather than run with bib number '666′  http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/highschool-prep-rally/kentucky-cross-country-runner-pulls-regional-championships-rather-111318529.html

For DC bros: The Rumors Are True: Whole Foods Coming to H Street NE
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/housingcomplex/2013/11/06/the-rumors-are-true-whole-foods-coming-to-h-street/

Museum of Science Fiction May Become Reality In D.C.
http://dcist.com/2013/11/museum_of_science_fiction_coming_to.php

Game of Thrones - Lego
http://www.etsy.com/listing/153573834/game-of-thrones-series-1-set-5-minifigs?ref=related-6

Caterham group launches motorcycle division
http://uk.caterhamcars.com/news/caterham-group-launches-motorcycle-division

Random thing I just discovered. Britain used to be attached to mainland Europe on the east by a place called Doggerland:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doggerland

Errrr.... i just like hummus...
http://www.alternet.org/world/companies-and-consumer-products-boosting-israels-brutal-occupation

New Study Confirms Leggings Are Not Pants
http://thesnarkist.wordpress.com/2011/11/06/new-study-confirms-leggings-are-not-pants/

Skins name change clip- http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1n113ZIZ3Fs

Students Dress As Burning Twin Towers For Halloween, Offend A Whole Lot Of People
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/06/twin-towers-costumes-halloween_n_4225701.html

Breaking news on CNN.com:
http://cnnphotos.blogs.cnn.com/2013/11/06/chicken-portraits/

For all you dads/family men out there
http://www.autoblog.com/2013/11/06/bisimoto-2014-honda-odyssey-sema-2013/

Bugatti enters the car-branded hookah market
http://www.autoblog.com/2013/11/06/bugatti-by-desvall-shisha-water-pipe-hookah/

Wil Myers And His Hair Is The World's Worst Person in Sports
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzCza__YAAQ

In movies news, happening right MEOW is Super Troopers 2 enters production.
http://www.brobible.com/entertainment/article/happening-right-meow-super-troopers-2

Semi-NSFW: Do You Want To Watch Kate Upton Get Her Body Painted? Of Course You Do.
http://www.uproxx.com/sports/2013/11/want-watch-kate-upton-get-body-painted-course/

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Flannel Prophylactics

Sneaky Rat-Face Tony Romo
https://vine.co/v/hjp7KU5H5n6

In 1998, Serena and Venus Williams said they could beat any man ranked 200 or worse in a game of tennis. Karsten Braasch, ranked 203, accepted the challenge and easily beat them, 6-1, 6-2. http://www.mid-day.com/opinion/2010/jul/060710-Serena-Williams-Wimbledon-Tennis.htm

Whats your fitness age (do you even LIFT BRO?!)
http://www.ntnu.edu/cerg/vo2max

Tapping Medical Marijuana's Potential
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/11/04/tapping-medical-marijuanas-potential/?ref=health&_r=1

Welcome Home Kateřina Novotná [NSFW] http://vimeo.com/65961714

This is "HANDS" down one of the weirdest videos I have ever seen on YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4PR9NZlAB4

Do you like gummy worms?  NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!! NSFL....
http://i.imgur.com/60ZHt2b.gif

Corgis Everywhere
http://corgis-everywhere.tumblr.com/post/63305472056

I'm Sick Of Pretending: I Don't "Get" Art
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/im-sick-of-pretending-i-dont-get-art

"In one case, a stray eel found its way through the man's genitals and into his kidney"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2486878/Would-share-bath-eels-New-exfoliating-treatment-gains-popularity--risks-make-skin-crawl.html

For Phish Bros - Phish - Theme from the Bottom 11-2-13 Atlantic City, NJ live
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fzwh9Z_5HPk

Tiger Woods To Hit Ball on Bosphorus Bridge İstanbul
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z8IK8oF24M#t=29

'Platypus-zilla' fossil unearthed in Australia
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24807557

Great lil animated interview with Jerry Garcia - http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=gyC0oEjfhH8

Shameless Coworker Doing Nothing To Conceal Clearly Flaccid Penis Lying Beneath Khakis
http://www.theonion.com/articles/shameless-coworker-doing-nothing-to-conceal-clearl,34448/

Yams on Stephanie Tanner:
http://www.tvovermind.com/full-house/a-new-full-house-is-coming-starring-dj-and-stephanie-tanner-223330

Guy Raps In 6 Different Languages
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt6v7KrlTmE

X-Treme Long-boarding!
http://vimeo.com/78288766

Card Trick Leaves Penn and Teller Puzzled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvW7-019XLQ

Dude sets up GoPro camera on a girls motorcycle riding ass! NSFWish very jiggly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EweXirjomrU

1970's Morgan Freeman cigarette commericial, (it's fake, but real close)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_PMHkod688

42 arrested during Atlantic City Phish concerts
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/new_jersey/20131105_ap_cf5efecf877147dd806e191808e79c3a.html

Great scene in movie history:  Good lookin boy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70atgKUKaeY

Mexican Cartel loves Social Media: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2487477/The-pouting-killers-Facebook-Mexicos-evil-drug-gang-soldiers-social-media-publicize-bling-cash-heavy-firepower.html

goalie scored 12 secs into the game in EPL this weekend
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/11/stoke-asmir-begovic-goal/

Pube Chutney

Raccoon eating grapes using his stupid little hands. Very satisfying to watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIDx7n7fXqI

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creflo_Dollar
Dollar claims to have received the vision for World Changers Ministries Christian Center in 1986. He held the church's first worship service in the cafeteria of Kathleen Mitchell Elementary School in College Park, Georgia, with only eight people in attendance and successfully receiving over $100 in contributions from those present. Over the years the ministry has grown rapidly and was renamed World Changers Church International (WCCI). As of 2007, the congregation has grown to 30,000 members with $69 million in revenue (gross cash collections) for 2006.

There's a 2 hour Jimi Hendrix American Masters doc tomorrow night at 9pm on PBS. Should be pretty rad.  Here is a clip of Foxy Lady from Miami in 1968.
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/videos/the-jimi-hendrix-experience-rips-through-foxey-lady-in-1968-20131104

Woman, 22, posts picture of her Boston Marathon victim Halloween costume and asks if it's 'too soon?' - Twitter users respond with a resounding YES
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2486663/Twitter-turns-user-posted-picture-Boston-Marathon-victim-Halloween.html
(would you?  )
She has nudes oh Tumblr.... awesome... http://www.everyjoe.com/2013/11/03/girls/alicia-ann-lynch-nude-photos-someskankinmi-saginaw-michigan/#1 (NSFW)

NSFW (cartoon nudity) A pictorial of the history of humanity (the sex pics make me giggle) - http://redaccion.lamula.pe/2013/10/27/la-historia-de-la-humanidad-por-milo-manara/danielavila/

Sloth enjoying snacks, lounging.
http://imgur.com/gallery/lnq71Vb

LOLZ! http://i.imgur.com/urC1G4G.jpg

Daily Show - Weed Jar. Watch Stewart's face as he realizes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xt4O2Ro3qs

Germans make pretty sweet JAM, music, not the edible kind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbLfg5m3tns

German Reggae
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYK-NfOo7b4

WHERE THE FUCK SHOULD I GO TO EAT?
http://www.wherethefuckshouldigotoeat.com/

Aww. Puppy thinks its swimming. (panty melter) http://i.imgur.com/ISa6wI6.gif

PREPARE YOUR BONER, PREPARE YOUR BONER, PREPARE YOUR BONER
http://i.imgur.com/aZBNozN.gif

Woman assaults man, man fights back. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM7tg0J06ok
(The man's in custody, she free)

Incredibly talented man plays 'Sultans of Swing' flawlessly on a cheap gift shop ukulele
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH9GzyTDnoE

Toilet themed restaurant in China: http://imgur.com/a/iwo4Y

BONER ALERT, BONER ALERT!  MORNING RUN!
http://i.imgur.com/9cxEZxH.jpg

breakfast casserole http://allrecipes.com/recipe/charleston-breakfast-casserole/

NYPD tries to stop longboard skaters during Broadway Bomb, fails miserably
http://www.networka.com/videos/police-try-to-stop-longboard-skaters-during-the-2013-broadway-bomb

Things You Do Online That Would Be Creepy In Real Life
http://www.buzzfeed.com/video/bobbymiller/things-you-do-online-thatd-be-creepy-in-real-life

Aziz tells it like it is...
http://charlierose.com/watch/60291231

billion dollars worth of looted art, missing since WWII, found in munich apartment
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/05/arts/design/trove-of-apparently-nazi-looted-art-found-in-munich-apartment.html

Human Calculator - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakuntala_Devi

Wrapper lets women remain demure while wolfing down a cheeseburger
http://now.msn.com/japanese-burger-wrapper-conceals-a-womans-mouth-when-she-eats

New Broken Bells. NPR has the song and an interview with Danger Mouse and the lead singer of The Shins. http://www.npr.org/blogs/allsongs/2013/10/25/240804160/broken-bells-shares-new-song-accidentally-channels-bee-gees

T-Bone Burnett is a movie soundtrack god- http://www.npr.org/2013/11/03/242103173/first-listen-soundtrack-inside-llewyn-davis

Triumph The Dog Visits The Great American Beer Festival
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcRHUOTNobE#t=268

Ponies in sweaters (panty melter)
http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/two-shetland-ponies-cardigan-sweaters-are-scotlands-new-ad-stars-146755

15 Things You (Probably) Didn't Know About Inglorious Basterds
http://www.shortlist.com/entertainment/films/15-things-you-%28probably%29-didnt-know-about-inglourious-basterds

Pink Lincolns - "I've Got My Tie On" (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14urPoUt0aE

Incognito's tweets read by Francesa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcvbMj6GY5o&feature=youtu.be

Kendall Jenner turns 18, offered millions from porn companies to star in sex tape
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/kendall-jenner-turns-18-offered-millions-star-sex-tape-article-1.1505882

Waxing On Your Period & More 'Down-There' Grooming Questions You Were Too Afraid To Ask
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/04/down-there-grooming_n_4212945.html

Daredevil Pilot Lands Small Plane on Moving Ship
http://gcaptain.com/watch-daredevil-pilot-lands-small-plane-on-moving-ship/

Police mugshots in the 1920s...
http://themetapicture.com/police-mugshots-in-the-1920s/