BroBlast: March 2014

Monday, March 31, 2014

Interlocking Dingleberries = Painful Wipes

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

'Dog & Pony Show' means something else in Mexico...

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Flatulent Fox

Tell your Sig. Others about tomorrow... http://www.steakandbj.org/ (March 14)

Game of Thrones star Hodor comes out as gay
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/game-of-thrones/10690880/Game-of-Thrones-star-Hodor-comes-out-as-gay.html

simply mesmerizing NSFW
http://24.media.tumblr.com/05cf88b321d37d15134183dd5f05bd04/tumblr_mifpn6VlLO1rb8tmvo1_500.gif

Sweet hat NSFW
http://i.imgur.com/I2NQEo8.jpg

Siri has an awesome pair NSFW
http://i.imgur.com/v0lRCW3.jpg

Hotty Indian. NSFW.
http://i.imgur.com/kp7JChH.jpg

Hot and real NSFW
http://i.imgur.com/buEeMd9.jpg

Asian nerd boobs NSFW
http://i.imgur.com/eX1w0xS.jpg

Five planes that mysteriously vanished for a long time
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/five-planes-that-mysteriously-vanished-for-a-long-time/2014/03/12/3f105a92-a9f3-11e3-8599-ce7295b6851c_gallery.html#item0

Mega-regions and economic output (short read with pictures):
http://www.theatlanticcities.com/jobs-and-economy/2014/03/dozen-regional-powerhouses-driving-us-economy/8575/

President Obama's interview with Zach Galifianakis helped boost traffic to Obamacare site by almost 40%. http://on.wsj.com/1kMMnQQ

Amazon Bumps Up Prime Subscription $20 To $99 A Year
http://www.buzzfeed.com/matthewzeitlin/amazon-bumps-up-prime-subscription-20-to-99-a-year?bftw

Crazy car chase in Colorado. Guy thought he was in GTA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfT7oQzMEyI

This is not porn... it's for fat guys... Burger Porn
http://pornburger.me/

Seth Rogen Lists Celebrities He Has And Hasn’t Smoked Weed With
http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/seth-rogen-lists-celebrities-he-has-and-hasnt-smoked-weed-wi

Police: Teenage girls use knife to force autistic boy to perform sex acts
http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/12/justice/maryland-teens-assault-autistic-boy/index.html?c=&page=0 (F these B-words)

I like this GIF
http://i.imgur.com/wip7Wag.gif

You know that shitty 20 strangers kiss thing thats making its way around the interwebs? This is a parody of that, and its fucking great. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=SAnjUhQvGi0

This man can most likely suck his own D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGfbCUqXaas&list=HL1394736951&feature=mh_lolz

Ted Talk on Internet Porn
The Great Porn Experiment: Gary Wilson at TEDxGlasgow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU

Tortoise Mating (LOLZ) (watch till end)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8_077J5Rvw&feature=youtube_gdata_player&app=desktop

Arnold Schwarzenegger still crushing it - literally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4lnVx2BAYk

Kind of a neat Throwback Thursday pic of Colin Powell:
https://www.facebook.com/GenPowell/photos/a.210366711718.163108.128391476718/10152374345541719/?type=1&theater

Last image of every academy award best-movie winner ever. - http://digg.com/video/brilliant-montage-compiles-the-last-image-of-every-best-picture-winner

Small Rant:
I am so fucking sick of that one particular YouTube ad that seems to always pop up for me. The one where that fat bearded asshole is at some cooking class and says "I thought ravioli came in a can?!" ... i know, i know... get Ad-Block... F off... just venting... jeez.

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Best Movie of 2012: Jack Reacher

For any DC bros who might be flying to Charleston:
http://www.postandcourier.com/article/20140306/PC05/140309627/1010/jetblue-to-add-2-flights-daily-from-charleston-to-washington

St. Paul & The Broken Bones - Call Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7s9A3s8iv8 (chill song)

iPhone alarm wakes you up to the sound and smell of bacon...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/apple/iphone/10679863/iPhone-alarm-wakes-you-up-with-the-smell-of-bacon.html

Meet Lady Bird, a massive machine digging out a solution to D.C. wastewater woes
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/trafficandcommuting/meet-lady-bird-a-massive-machine-digging-out-a-solution-to-dc-wastewater-woes/2014/02/15/e20b1c60-8dc3-11e3-98ab-fe5228217bd1_story.html (This reminds me of Shredder's underground tunneling vehicle from the original Ninja Turtles cartoon)

Hot Girls Punch Each Other In Face
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okopdxpc9ps

Shaq Fu: A Legend Reborn is in Development
http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/03/06/shaq-fu-a-legend-reborn-being-developed?abthid=5318b7ec8176798b1b000029

Sanjay Gupta is really, really 'bout that 'erb:
http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/05/health/gupta-medical-marijuana/?hpt=zite_zite6_featured

College Volleyball Player's Face Gets Rocked on Vicious Spike
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1983710-college-volleyball-players-face-gets-rocked-on-vicious-spike

Allegedly a chill song, i didn't listen to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOFxb0F2F2A

Allegedly a chill song, i didn't listen to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eynnYLXW3Fo

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Sexual Dragons

Toast-stop animation (This is pretty cool)
http://i.imgur.com/EEKTHYe.gif

Mercedes-Benz Reinvented The Surfboard, And It's Awesome
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/04/mercedes-benz-surfboard_n_4893344.html

Dude Wears Leggings To Freak Out Dudes Who Don’t Realise They Are Staring At A Man Butt!
http://www.shockmansion.com/2014/03/03/video-dude-wears-leggings-to-freak-out-dudes-who-dont-realise-they-are-staring-at-a-man-butt/

I love today's word-of-the-day.
cockalorum \kok-uh-LAWR-uhm, -LOHR-\, noun:
a self-important little man.

Python crushes and swallows a croc in Australia: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/03/140303-python-crocodile-australia/

This business card plays tetris
http://www.polygon.com/2014/3/4/5471716/business-card-plays-tetris

Pornhub Is Planning A National Advertising Campaign — And It Wants You To Help
http://www.businessinsider.com/pornhub-to-attempt-national-ad-campaign-2014-3

Apple CFO Peter Oppenheimer Is Retiring, Joining Goldman Sachs Board Of Directors
http://www.forbes.com/sites/maggiemcgrath/2014/03/04/apple-cfo-peter-oppenheimer-is-retiring-joining-goldman-sachs-board-of-directors/

Funny cooking show clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCKBtsTk8eQ

Jimmy Kimmel making fun of Toronto's Mayor to his face
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jym-K1KoGqM&feature=youtu.be&t=1m24s

I wish this was real. HOVER BOARDS FROM BACK TO THE FUTURE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4vE_vpkr90&feature=youtu.be
website: http://huvrtech.com/

Animal Tennis: http://imgur.com/gallery/fPs0Ien

Cadbury Egg Pancakes: http://imgur.com/gallery/FGagKfi

Arby's buys Pharrell's hat on eBay for $44,000 http://www.theverge.com/entertainment/2014/3/3/5466276/arbys-buys-pharrells-hat-on-ebay-for-44000

The Trailer for Transformers: Age of Extinction is Here http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=115513

Great Gift idea (NSFW)
http://dx.com/p/spray-your-friend-giant-water-gun-water-spraying-toy-15185#.Uxd_q4VfQR1

Joe Henrich and his colleagues are shaking the foundations of psychology and economics—and hoping to change the way social scientists think about human behavior and culture.
http://www.psmag.com/magazines/magazine-feature-story-magazines/joe-henrich-weird-ultimatum-game-shaking-up-psychology-economics-53135/
and the paper: http://www2.psych.ubc.ca/~henrich/pdfs/Weird_People_BBS_final02.pdf

Speaker DeLeo vows to fix law after ruling says ‘upskirting’ — shooting a picture under a woman’s dress — is legal
http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/2014/03/05/mass-high-court-says-upskirting-legal-under-state-law/BMwo1SJPbKtMzzEUwZdjdK/story.html

This is an interesting article on the business and current trend of NFL free agency under the fourth year of the new CBA:
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10548171/hot-read-free-agency-pot-gold-remains-elusive

24-Year-Old Who Covered A Grenade To Save His Friend Will Reportedly Receive The Medal Of Honor http://www.businessinsider.com/william-kyle-carpenter-medal-of-honor-2014-3

Diet High in Meat Proteins Raises Cancer Risk for Middle-Aged People
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/diet-high-in-meat-proteins-raises-cancer-risk-for-middle-aged-people/

World's oldest person 'kind of' happy to turn 116
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/05/us-japan-oldest-idUSBREA2419K20140305

What y'all know about Audie Murphy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audie_Murphy)
"The Germans scored a direct hit on an M10 tank destroyer, setting it on fire and causing its crew to abandon it.[65] Murphy ordered his men to retreat to positions in the woods, remaining alone at his post shooting his M1 carbine and relaying orders via his telephone while the Germans aimed fire directly at his position.[66] Murphy mounted the abandoned, burning tank destroyer and began firing its .50 caliber machine gun at the advancing Germans, killing a squad crawling through a ditch towards him.[67] For an hour, Murphy stood on the tank destroyer returning German fire from foot soldiers and advancing tanks, killing or wounding 50 Germans. He sustained a leg wound during his stand and only after he ran out of ammunition.[65] Murphy rejoined his men with complete disregard for his own wound, leading them back to successfully repel the Germans. Only afterwards would he allow treatment of his leg wound, and still insisted on remaining with his men.[65] For his actions that day he was awarded the Medal of Honor.[68] The 3rd Infantry Division was awarded the Presidential Unit Citation for its actions at the Colmar Pocket, giving Murphy a Bronze Oak Leaf Cluster for the emblem."

Proof That Time Really Is a Flat Circle
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2014/02/20/true_detective_lawn_scene_from_kingpin_undeniable_proof_that_time_really.html

Breaking Bad Remix (Seasons 1 and 2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsqdmqRgrIc

Everything You Need To Know About 'Turn,' The Show AMC Hopes Will Be Its Next 'Breaking Bad'
http://www.businessinsider.com/what-is-amcs-new-show-turn-2014-3