Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Happy Fapsgiving Bros

THE GREATEST VIDEO YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS THANKSGIVING - LOLZ!!!
http://youtu.be/iieQDN7l_Yw

Look at this here dang ole' fat raccoon - http://i.imgur.com/o06qJSS.jpg

Pete Carroll can still ball:
https://gfycat.com/ImaginaryVapidKittiwake

Disney Princesses with Steve Buscemi eyes
http://stevebruschetta.tumblr.com/post/87650923713/disney-princesses-with-steve-buscemi-eyes

NSFW - Would you just look at this juicy butt-steak?
http://imgur.com/92DHQtS.jpg

NSFW - This will cause you to cheat on your sig. other in your brain
http://i.imgur.com/cBtvvlz.jpg

NSFW - Naked Yoga, holy Moley
http://i.imgur.com/Qgipqjk.jpg

NSFW - Squishy Squishy in the shower!
http://i.imgur.com/sPqaHYv.gif

NSFW - Who doesn't love a good yam jiggle?
http://i.imgur.com/NVAHyBH.gif

NSFW - 75% is enthusiasm
http://i.imgur.com/MaaGTcp.jpg

NSFW - August Ames being hot
http://i.imgur.com/b6nilJw.jpg

NSFW - Splashing them yams
http://i.imgur.com/nSp4ilz.gif

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FUNNY JOKE TO TELL AT THE THANKSGIVING TABLE:
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A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.
Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35," was the reply.
"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.
After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.
The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".
"I am actually 47."
Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was ーayoung, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."
As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."
Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"
The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."
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Woman Slaps Man In The Face & Gets A Backhand Slap In Return
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvRaLn4MSqk

Today I learned that Cheech Marin beat Yale graduate Anderson Cooper and Dartmouth graduate Aisha Tyler at Celebrity Jeopardy. http://www.mediaite.com/online/another-cnn-anchor-fails-at-celebrity-jeopardy/

This ought to be reaaaaal good... HBO hires 160 lawyers in preparation for Scientology documentary release. http://laist.com/2014/11/24/hbos_working_on_an_in-depth_doc.php

15 worst owners in sports
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/lists/the-15-worst-owners-in-sports-20141125

This is a pretty comprehensive recap of the Ferguson shooting, per the testimony and evidence heard at the grand jury hearing. It's not really biased at all and gives statements from both sides. - http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/special/national/ferguson-grand-jury-findings/

These South Caucasus ladies are DTF - http://www.bbc.com/news/29881189

Adults who live in treehouses. - http://digg.com/video/the-adults-who-live-in-treehouses

7 Ways To Compliment Boobs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oChIeqBFNvQ

TSA's instagram feed is kind of neat. Basically a bunch of confiscated stuff that looks kind of scary. - http://www.wired.com/2014/07/tsa-instagram

Slick Willy got caught slippin - http://www.dailydot.com/politics/bills-wandering-eyes

DC Bros, bars that stay open until 4:00 am tonight: http://www.popville.com/2014/11/list-of-bars-that-can-stay-open-until-4am-tonight-wed/

17-year-old Florida girl arrested for running high school prostitution ring on Facebook
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/17-year-old-florida-girl-arrested-for-running-high-school-prostitution-ring-on-facebook/

Marshawn Lynch got fined $100K for not talking to the press, so he talked to the press - http://digg.com/video/marshawn-lynch-does-not-like-speaking-to-reporters

Ping Pong battle with no paddle and no ball in a London tube station - http://digg.com/video/a-ping-pong-battle-with-no-balls-no-paddles-and-no-table



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Monday, November 24, 2014

The Mac 'n Cheese is waiting for your boner

NSFW - Cheeky!
https://i.imgur.com/yKmifFT.jpg

NSFW - Naked Beauty
http://i.imgur.com/7lMPCP3.jpg

NSFW - on/off, shhh! Don't tell...
http://i.imgur.com/uQzIcBu.jpg

NSFW - Hotty
http://i.imgur.com/fo8z8KJ.png

NSFW - Mom of the year...
http://i.imgur.com/Q8p6NPf.jpg

NSFW - What a fun game
http://i.imgur.com/LF2tTyW.jpg

NSFW - Super Symmetrical Taddies
http://i.imgur.com/s8Mth72.jpg

NSFW - Awesome gif...just truly awesome...
http://gfycat.com/ScholarlyAgedGoose

NSFW - Redhead protestor outside the Whitehouse
http://i.imgur.com/XJBzOU1.jpg

Semi-NSFW, major Lolz: http://i.imgur.com/aAuK3Rt.gif (hahahhaha, so good)

How 1.4M Americans Could Get a Raise Right Now (anti-WalMart)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-SMetMkcVI&feature=youtu.be

Semi-NSFW.... you can go #2 at the urinal with this invention
http://i.imgur.com/0rIx5zn.gif
from this video:
The Poop Tube | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFzTm6fy_zs&feature=youtu.be

If this is real, then this fish cray
http://i.imgur.com/u5E0esD.gifv

Game of Thrones: A Telltale Games Series - Teaser Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q1vt9BX4Eg

NY Giants VP Steve Tisch Kissing a PYT in His Suite (Video)
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/11/giants-vp-steve-tisch-kissing-a-youngin-in-the-booth-video/

Former DC Mayor Marion Barry dies at 78
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_OBIT_MARION_BARRY?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2014-11-23-03-04-21

Odell Beckham Jr. and 'the greatest catch I've ever seen'
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/11/odell-beckham-catch-new-york-giants-replay-youtube-vine-gif

25 Stages Of Getting "Randomly" Selected By Airport Security
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ahmedaliakbar/stages-of-getting-randomly-selected-by-airport-security

Your Facebook App Is Quietly Clogging Up Your iPhone
http://www.businessinsider.com/facebook-app-issue-iphone-memory-2014-11

Eli Manning And Odell Beckham Jr.'s Text Message Conversation After 'The Catch'
http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/0ea539ade8/eli-manning-and-odell-beckham-jr-s-text-message-conversation-after-the-catch

Classic Bundy
http://i.imgur.com/hQLoDvv.gif

 Matthew McConaughey to take The Stand for Stephen King adaptation:
Oscar-winning actor tipped to play villain in four-film version of King's epic novel, directed by The Fault in Our Stars's Josh Boone
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/nov/24/matthew-mcconaughey-the-stand-stephen-king-adaptation

True Detective season 2 cast filling out
http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2014/11/24/taylor-kitsch-rachel-mcadams-kelly-reilly-join-true-detective-season-2/



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Friday, November 21, 2014

Kevin Bacon's D in "The Air Up There"

Client says lawyer hypnotized her into sex acts; emergency license suspension sought
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/client_says_lawyer_hypnotized_her_into_sex_acts_emergency_license_suspensio/

World Toilet Day
http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2014/11/19/toilets_india_zambia_open_air_defecation_sanitation_world_toilet_day

Kevin Shattenkirk Blows A Pass, Knocks Over His Goalie, Gives Up Goal
http://deadspin.com/kevin-shattenkick-blows-a-pass-knocks-over-his-goalie-1661466018

Stephen King's THE STAND - 4 movies - http://www.slashfilm.com/the-stand-four-movies/

Lolz - Shaq attempts the cookie face challenge
http://deadspin.com/shaq-attempts-the-cookie-face-challenge-1661491101

Cows after the salon
http://imgur.com/G2YpErL

Drug deal in Worcester goes down on live TV
http://nextimpulsesports.com/2014/11/20/wanna-drug-deal-go-live-tv/

Golic does Kardashian butt after losing bet
http://nextimpulsesports.com/2014/11/21/mike-golic-pays-off-bet-sexy-kim-kardashian-pose/

Great new celebrity mean tweets on Kimmel
http://nextimpulsesports.com/2014/11/21/jimmy-kimmel-drops-new-version-celebrity-mean-tweets/

Winless sixers force papa johns to change a pizza promotion
http://philly.com/blogs/?wss=/philly/blogs/sports/sixers/&id=283501411

The Onion's take on Joe Biden still cracks me up:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden-tossed-out-of-car-passing-by-white-house,37494/

Get dafuq outta here - http://www.nationalreview.com/article/392994/university-bans-word-freshman-because-its-sexist-and-promotes-rape-katherine-timpf




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Watching you Sleep

Conan - Clueless video gamer reviews http://youtu.be/_1hkSUGgPC8?list=PLVL8S3lUHf0RqD7TZ6hohWk8Sd3asaqnY

DO NOT SEND YOUR DAUGHTERS TO UVA!!!!!  This is really fucked up...
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/a-rape-on-campus-20141119

I like these two drawings...
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-G-wzd_4Oo_8/ULci9qIPX7I/AAAAAAAABAc/Vf8rr8ar-E4/s1600/tumblr_ljax0qQWNF1qhttpto1_r1_500.jpg
and
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oUBApuTcxGQ/ULcjN6YYkzI/AAAAAAAABAs/n3SrptJkBMc/s280/tumblr_m4jlgefW501qc8yyuo1_1280.jpg

Michael Phelp's intersex self-proclaimed GF
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2841581/Michael-Phelps-girlfriend-admits-born-male-describes-amazing-sex-Olympic-swimmer.html

People are creating fake Amazon pages to scam Wal-Mart into price matching playstations for $90 http://www.nbcnews.com/tech/gadgets/wal-mart-scammed-selling-playstation-4-90-n251831

Dad Forces Daughter to Swallow Cocaine Capsules in Insane Drug Smuggling Plot
http://firsttoknow.com/dad-forces-daughter-to-swallow-cocaine-capsules-in-drug-smuggling-plot/

Director Mike Nichols died. He directed The Graduate and was married to Diane Sawyer. His son married sports reporter Rachel Nichols, which is where she gets her last name:
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2014/11/20/365403720/award-winning-director-mike-nichols-dies-at-83

Key & Peele: Fraternity Branding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBzPsY3D58k

AP Releases Cringe-Inducing Cosby Questions Cut From Interview - http://digg.com/video/cosby-ap-video

ten uber horror stories - http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/11/19/the-ten-worst-uber-horror-stories.html

Uber executive stirs up privacy controversy
http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/technology/uber-executive-stirs-up-privacy-controversy/2014/11/18/d0607836-6f61-11e4-ad12-3734c461eab6_story.html

Blind-sided: Blue Jackets' Jack Johnson is bankrupt; who led him there is biggest shocker
http://bluejacketsxtra.dispatch.com/content/stories/2014/11/20/blind-sided.html

LOLZ! http://i.imgur.com/Y2DSbPh.png?1

Chris Christie is back
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/23/magazine/chris-christie-is-back.html?referrer=&_r=2

LOLESPN:  http://i.imgur.com/17GBKng.jpg

Bill Burr in Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee - http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/bill-burr-smoking-past-the-band

This made me LOL, Ferrett totally thinks he can make this jump, spoiler: he can't
http://rabbithole.deadspin.com/ferret-thinks-he-can-totally-make-that-jump-1661189056/+barryap

Better Call Saul gets debut date
http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/11/20/better-call-saul-airdate-amc/

That James Franco commercial song - Bahamas - All The Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc2_PwTUJag



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Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Just a Tiddlywink

Silly dog- https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=5iTTNRE-njM#t=41

Why didn't you just bite the Cos's dick off?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OEEJP5rlao

Grandmom's smoking weed for the first time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRBAZJ4lF0U

Police Chief Edward Flynn speaks to reporters after a Fire and Police Commission meeting Thursday night concerning the shooting of Dontre Hamilton. During the meeting, Flynn learned that a 5-year-old girl was shot and killed.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7MAO7McNKE&feature=youtu.be

Girl goes Blizzard surfing in Buffalo
http://vimeo.com/112233432

Its now much easier to sell those dickpics, Jake. Snapchat and Square combine to make Snapcash https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBwjxBmMszQ

Good guy Marshawn:
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11902167/marshawn-lynch-seattle-seahawks-returns-lost-wallet-fan

Americans dont like voting - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5FmHxpgSC8

I really love John Stewarts impression of this dandy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94VaLGzoPRo&list=WL&index=27

Conan goes coffee tasting at Intelligentsia - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVDOB9mby_w

That deadly Delhi dick - http://gawker.com/man-quarantined-in-india-after-semen-tests-positive-for-1660113381

undersea cables: http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/the_back_end/2014/10/the_new_seven_wonders_defining_the_top_technological_marvels_of_the_contemporary.html

A Towering Wall of Snow Fell on Buffalo
http://www.citylab.com/weather/2014/11/towering-wall-of-snow-sweeps-through-buffalo/382907/

Bill Cosby bit on Spanish Fly, from his album "It's true! It's true!" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAorIG6MZnc

A Chinese company says its automatic sperm extractor is helping clinics collect semen from donors reluctant to masturbate in a hospital setting.
http://news.yahoo.com/video/sperm-extractor-helps-patients-overcome-135828706.html


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Lance Fartstrong

Income Inequality, Unbelievably, Gets Worse
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/17/opinion/inequality-unbelievably-gets-worse.html?_r=0

Pay attention to the guy in the middle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmpLZalaaGU

NSFW - Fresh out of the shower
http://i.imgur.com/PhSjx1R.jpg

NSFW - Super hot babe will melt your D
http://imgur.com/dyEWLkl.jpg

NSFW - Awesome nip slip at da beach
http://i.imgur.com/FZIcLiS.jpg

NSFW - Sensational mirror selfie
http://i.imgur.com/xRwyHdS.jpg

hyper-realistic drawing of a twix bar, credit to Marcello Barenghi
http://youtu.be/HnPggNFoJPQ

Thanksgiving recipes from all fifty states courtesy of NY Times: http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/11/18/dining/thanksgiving-recipes-across-the-united-states.html

Online Betting On Horse Racing Attracting Thousands Of New Young Players
http://www.forbes.com/sites/davidlariviere/2014/11/17/online-betting-on-horse-racing-attracting-thousands-of-new-young-players/

This apparently happened in Russia a few days ago - we are all fucked:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1VpXeo2gKA

Third underground bar coming to DC's chinatown
http://www.popville.com/2014/11/chinatowns-subterranean-bar-denson-dc/

D.C. Might Get Its Own Cat Cafe
http://dc.eater.com/2014/11/18/7241073/d-c-might-get-its-own-cat-cafe


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Friday, November 14, 2014

Fancy a Wank?

The Budos Band - Ride or Die and many more songs (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqMaTkWZ0Gg

Cheaters and Racists - http://www.theelsie.com/the-new-england-patriots-tweeted-out-a-picture-of-a-jersey-with-the-name-i-hate-niggers-on-the-back-photo

Farrelly Brothers Movies: The Ultimate Ranking
http://uproxx.com/filmdrunk/2014/11/you-kinda-had-to-be-there-the-definitive-ranking-of-farrelly-brothers-movies/

LOLZ - http://i.imgur.com/B3pmaNS.jpg

This bus ride in the Himalayas is pretty ridiculous - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhhfClKndPY

Crazy Wushu martial arts bit - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXtB1UshqmI

Toshiba's hightech grow room is producing lettuce that never needs to be washed - http://qz.com/295936/toshibas-high-tech-grow-rooms-are-churning-out-lettuce-that-never-needs-washing/

Nick Offerman's hand crafted solid wood emojis - http://digg.com/video/nick-offerman-emoji

Friday History Lesson ...
40 maps that explain World War II
http://www.vox.com/2014/11/13/7148855/40-maps-that-explain-world-war-ii

New Movie: some midwestern American gets tired of life, starts visiting every Arab country and joins the war in Libya...
 http://www.pointandshootfilm.com/

19 Before And After Photos Of Butterfly And Moth Transformations
http://www.earthporm.com/19-photos-butterfly-moth-transformations/

What nightmares are made out of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2tvEfeL0Cs

Seth Rogen and James Franco Get Naked And Afraid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuKbXp2tOPc

Why so many Koreans are called Kim
http://www.economist.com/blogs/economist-explains/2014/09/economist-explains-5

Try Phumplings: The Pho & Dumpling Mashup Debuting In Bushwick
http://gothamist.com/2014/11/13/phumplings.php

Woman had a tough time getting people to believe the Cos raped her
http://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2014/11/13/bill-cosby-raped-me-why-did-it-take-30-years-for-people-to-believe-my-story/

Sexy Rexy gets a fat fine for cursing out refs
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/rex-ryan-fined-f-bomb-steelers/247383

I'm above the law, I'm the fucking Cake Boss!
http://pagesix.com/2014/11/13/cake-boss-star-got-mouthy-with-the-cops-after-arrest/

New app brings you a live look at active texting
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2832990/The-texting-app-land-lot-trouble-Messenger-lets-person-types-hit-send.html#ixzz3Iy7IncYG

The Duf and a baby elephant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYblFJ_CJno

Kim K's ass as a Keurig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2_q86KZRw

a simple picture turns into the most ridiculous report about gangs and the mayor  flashing a gang sign - http://kstp.com/news/stories/S3619302.shtml
Its now dubbed "pointergate"
http://rt.com/usa/205283-pointergate-minneapolis-gang-sign/

Make Music - http://www.incredibox.com/v3/ - pretty entertaining

Net Neutrality Breakdown - http://www.circleid.com/posts/20141113_does_the_internet_need_governance/


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Morning Blast, cuz bae caught me slippin'

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Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Monday, November 10, 2014

Womb-pickled Cukes

NSFW - One Yam Only, One Yam Only
http://i.imgur.com/mPpc4Dg.gif

In response to the video about women being harassed on the streets, this YouTube channel in association with a male model recreate the situation and the results are overwhelming within 3 hours compared to the 10 hour video.
http://youtu.be/75aX9mlipiY

Artist Removes One Letter from Famous Movie Titles and Illustrates the Results
http://twistedsifter.com/2014/11/austin-light-illustrates-movie-titles-with-one-letter-removed/

Bad Molly Takes Colorado State Student On Insane, Masturbatory Rampage
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/bad-molly-takes-colorado-state-student-on-insane-mastu-1655993298

This Tim and Eric Totino's Pizza Rolls commercial got me right in the funny feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAalGQ5LSpA

NSFW - Keira Knightleys BEWBS
http://www.interviewmagazine.com/fashion/keira-knightley-by-patrick-demarchelier

Robert Plant turns down $800 million for Zeppelin reunion
http://www.cnn.com/2014/11/10/showbiz/music/robert-plant-turns-down-zeppelin-reunion-800-million/index.html?hpt=hp_c3

Alton Brown Finds Some Good Eats in D.C.
http://dc.eater.com/2014/11/10/7185641/alton-browns-good-eats-in-d-c

Five Hours in NYC as a Jets fan - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGll87S98DA

Insane subway brawl erupts after man viciously slaps woman
http://nypost.com/2014/11/10/subway-brawl-breaks-out-after-man-slaps-woman/

Sucks for Palmer that he keeps getting hurt, but his timing seems to always be perfect...
"Palmer was injured on a sack by Rams safety Mark Barron with about 11:21 left in the fourth quarter of the Cardinals' 31-14 victory Sunday, just two days after he signed a three-year contract extension worth a reported $50 million, including $20.5 million guaranteed.
"The last time Palmer suffered a similar knee injury, he signed a six-year, $118 million contract on Dec. 29, 2005 -- just 10 days before tearing his ACL and MCL."
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11849344/carson-palmer-arizona-cardinals-exits-knee-injury-st-louis-rams

'King Ralph' Is the Film That Taught Me the True Depths of Human Cruelty http://www.vice.com/read/king-ralph-gavin-haynes-322

Amazon's 10 best books of 2014
http://www.businessinsider.com/amazons-10-best-books-of-2014-2014-11



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Thursday, November 6, 2014

"Honey, what does 'FAP' mean?"

This could very well be the meanest thing I've read on the internet:
http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2013/8/1/jeff_katy_2.jpg

The evolution of soul-sucking office speak... mmm yea... let's circle back on that one next week - http://www.vice.com/read/evolution-of-office-speak-666

Chill song, Uncle Tupelo - New Madrid:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7CGkuLEs5U

Old, but good - How German sounds compared to other languages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FXaB-F4pC0

Pakistan Arrests 44 for Burning Christians Alive in Kiln
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/pakistan-arrests-44-burning-christians-alive-kiln-n242501

Ralph Wiggum cut-away skeleton cake is neat - http://imgur.com/gallery/jG9wq

Watch Alex Trebek Say 'Boogaloo B' In This Amazing 'Jeopardy!' Category About Rapper Names
http://uproxx.com/tv/2014/11/watch-alex-trebek-say-boogaloo-b-in-this-amazing-jeopardy-category-about-rap-musicians

New Comedians in cars getting coffee with Kevin Hart
http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/kevin-hart-you-look-amazing-in-the-wind

Check out Amazon Echo - http://www.amazon.com/oc/echo

Weatherman vs. Bellicheck:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89_cC9To27g

South Park's fake alcohol commericial was so hilarious and spot on last night. Must watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF1E5ZO8Lug

Colbert on Marijuana in DC
http://thecolbertreport.cc.com/videos/7feu8t/legalized-marijuana-in-washington--d-c-


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Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Spider Rico's Ding Dong

Man sets record by using world's longest golf club
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/11/4/7154391/guinness-world-record-worlds-longest-golf-club-video

Video games news about GTA 5, nerds are freaking out
http://www.theverge.com/2014/11/4/7155115/grand-theft-auto-5-fps-mode

Odell Beckham Jr is a freak show in pregame warmups
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/im-not-convinced-that-odell-beckham-jrs-warm-up-isnt-a-commercial-of-some-kind/

Eagles pump up video of Week 9
http://vimeo.com/110828947

Shy Bladder group outraged at Rob Lowe's DirecTV commericial, this country is fucked up
http://www.breitbart.com/system/wire/ap_5b9073ae35e6418999de7424ece47d2a

Rihanna just want some shaved DICK for Xmas
http://pagesix.com/2014/11/03/rihanna-shocks-with-raunchy-christmas-wish/

Anthony Davis is the man
http://deadspin.com/anthony-davis-comes-out-of-nowhere-for-the-putback-dunk-1654431191

Regie Wayne: cry at the national anthemn
http://www.foxsports.com/buzzer/story/reggie-wayne-explanation-for-crying-during-national-anthem-110414

iPhones are new room keys at Starwood hotels, holy hell
http://www.cultofmac.com/301863/starwood-hotels-will-now-let-iphone-6/

NSFW - Rihanna boners
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/rihanna-got-back-on-instagram-and-wasted-no-time-getting-back-to-the-nasty/ More on her Instagram account
http://instagram.com/badgalriri

Recreational Weed Legal in WASHINGTON, D.C., Alaska, and Oregon!
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2014/11/04/361533318/marijuana-on-the-ballot-d-c-voters-ok-legalization

Why Middle-Class Americans Can't Afford to Live in Liberal Cities: Blue America has a problem: Even after adjusting for income, left-leaning metros tend to have worse income inequality and less affordable housing.  http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2014/10/why-are-liberal-cities-so-unaffordable/382045/

Uber and Its Shady Partners Are Pushing Drivers into Subprime Loans
http://valleywag.gawker.com/uber-and-its-shady-partners-are-pushing-drivers-into-su-1649936785

"Not Racist" Fox News Host: We Need A White Guy Appreciation Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmXh7rqlpBE

2 skiers pull off the best high five in bro history
http://mashable.com/2014/11/05/ski-high-five/


Insanity... Discovery Channel Is Going To Put A Dude In A "Snake Proof Suit" And Let An Anaconda Eat Him
http://www.barstoolsports.com/m/nyc/super-page/discovery-channel-is-going-to-put-a-dude-in-a-snake-proof-suit-and-let-an-anaconda-eat-him/

NSFW - Smiling brunette
http://i.imgur.com/oEcmTat.jpg

NSFW - She likes the Attention
http://i.imgur.com/1ZiL15o.jpg

Is your iPhone 6/6+ bent?  It's more than just 9 people...
http://www.oneofthenine.com/

The NFL's Oldest Cheerleader Raped a Teenager She Met on Instagram: Cops
http://gawker.com/ex-cheerleader-molly-shattuck-seduced-teen-she-met-on-i-1654914530

Kevin Spacey does a pretty good Christopher Walken - http://digg.com/video/kevin-spacey-and-jimmy-fallon-perform-halloween-themed-celebrity-impressions

This will be a game changer if it catches on - "Pay your Tab with your phone"
http://www.tabbedout.com/

This made me lol, Bran from GoT - http://i.imgur.com/xHGbPnr.jpg

Anyone else watch Last Week Tonight from Sunday? The majority was about how our recent congresses have been so ineffectual (in terms of actually passing shit) that our country is at a stalemate (we know this). What's happening instead is that state legislature's are the only one's getting any shit done these days. After showing a few choice clips of local CSPAN footage of how fucking crazy these people are, he goes on to talk about this group ALEC http://www.alec.org/ basically controls all local congressmen through cash moneys. His summary point was that it is honestly a group of unknown puppets who are doing all the governing these days...

NSFW Audio only - WOMAN EXPLAINS WHY SHE HATES BIG DICKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AyMP87WP6M

Weed in D.C. Update
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How to smoke weed in D.C.: If Initiative 71 is allowed to become law—and that's a considerable if—D.C. residents 21 or older will be legally allowed to purchase and possess up to two ounces of pot and grow up to six plants in their homes. Paradoxically, it will not legalize the sale of cannabis, leaving residents in the curious position of being allowed to buy and smoke pot but having no one to buy it from. This will manifest itself in a black market that remains essentially unchanged, except cops will be able to arrest the sellers, but not the buyers. Recognizing how silly that is—and a missed opportunity for tax revenue—D.C. City Council may eventually pass a law allowing pot businesses to operate.

And about that if: Just like Congressional Republicans tried to stop decriminalization from coming to D.C., they'll likely try to stop legalization as well. All D.C. laws are subject to a 30-day Congressional review period, during which time they may be overturned or amended in ways that prevent them from taking any real effect. Andy Harris, the guy who led the House charge against decriminalization, vowed to do the same for Initiative 71.

But legalization supporters have one Barack Obama on their side. In response to Harris' decriminalization amendment, the White House issued a statement in strong opposition to language "preventing the District from using its own local funds to carry out locally-passed marijuana policies," calling decriminalization a "states' rights" issue that Congress shouldn't tamper with. The decriminalization bill ended up passing despite Harris' best efforts, but now that Republicans control both houses, legalization might meet a different fate.
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Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Vote or Pie

NSFW - Just one... keeping it real... amazing.
http://i.imgur.com/Zg0aiQR.jpg

NSFW - Phone case on, clothes off
http://i.imgur.com/Okd2SId.jpg

Semi-NSFW - Kate Upton upskirt still making it move
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/kate-uptons-skirt-caught-in-an-updraft-is-still-a-sight-to-see/

Joran van der Sloot stabbed, seriously injured at Peruvian prison: report
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/joran-van-der-sloot-stabbed-peruvian-prison-report-article-1.1997392

Listening to sad music can be good for you
http://www.psmag.com/navigation/books-and-culture/positive-emotional-impact-sad-music-93607/

Breathtaking photos of Elizabeth Taylor's 1976 trip to Iran
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/breathtaking_photos_of_elizabeth_taylors_1976_trip_to_iran

Ordinary Objects, Brought To Life By Brilliant Animation (PART 2) - this is really cool
http://digg.com/video/ordinary-objects-brought-to-life-by-brilliant-animation

As we enter day four of the post Halloween apocalypse, Jimmy Kimmel resurects the parents tell kids "I ate all your candy" gag - http://digg.com/video/kimmel-i-ate-all-your-candy-2014

The art of making Parma Ham - http://roadsandkingdoms.com/2014/the-art-of-making-ham/

Bowling ball and feathers drop at the same speed inside of the world's biggest vacuum chamber - http://digg.com/video/inside-the-worlds-biggest-vacuum-chamber

John Oliver takes on Lowe's robots by offering up Home Depot sales reps as couples counselors -  http://digg.com/video/john-oliver-nick-offerman-jon-benjamin-lowes-home-depot-last-week-tonight



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Gucci Mane's Ice Cream Tat

West Virginia is fucked up. Drug deaths per 100k ppl over time...
http://cdn.theatlantic.com/newsroom/img/posts/ezgif.com-crop%20(1).gif

Cowboys fan destroys his own house after MNF loss...this is pretty good:
http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/27170354/video-cowboys-fan-destroys-house-after-teams-loss-to-redskins

This pig has huge balls --> http://i.imgur.com/brO17FO.gif
This pig's balls are so big, he shits on them --> http://i.imgur.com/A5AFT.jpg

NSFW - Got to ❤  sweatpants Sundays
http://i.imgur.com/1hDqFVk.jpg

NSFW - Turtleneck girl boob flash on airplane - https://mediacru.sh/DJvS__Yk9p9s

NSFW - Mormons gone wild - http://gfycat.com/UnsightlyIndolentArctichare

NSFW - Dorm Room Vixen - http://imgur.com/RZNBh.jpg

Lolz, Computer Man - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD7iqtOJSE

Chris Rock SNL monologue - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8UtV2bER-U

9 Bizarre Sentences That Are Perfectly Accurate
http://www.businessinsider.com/weird-sentences-2014-1

The Second Languages Of Every Part Of The World In One Incredible Infographic
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-second-languages-in-every-part-of-the-world-infographic-2014-10

Patriots attempt fake play while up by 22 over Broncos
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/11/2/7148007/patriots-fake-play-gif-broncos-up-by-22-oh-bill-belichick

New D.C. Speed and stop sign cameras - http://www.popville.com/2014/10/heads-up-new-speed-camera-locations-30-day-warning-period-starts-monday/

Daniel Radcliffe Rapping 'Alphabet Aerobics'
www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/29/daniel-radcliffe-rapping_n_6065624.html

crapehanger
\KREYP-hang-er\
noun
1. a person who sees the gloomy side of things; pessimist. Also, crepehanger.

Little Kid At Giants Parade Yells "Fuck Her Right In The Pussy" On Air
http://deadspin.com/little-kid-at-giants-parade-yells-fuck-her-right-in-th-1653343710

Crazy Aussie nut surfing a dead whale outside Perth surrounded by sharks
http://www.buzzfeed.com/davidmack/were-gonna-need-a-bigger-carcass

Lou Holtz is the greatest, I hope ESPN never loses him
http://deadspin.com/lets-all-listen-to-lou-holtz-talk-about-hard-wood-1653620317

Enraged Camel Kills Man At Wildlife Park
http://news.sky.com/story/1353899/enraged-camel-kills-man-at-wildlife-park

Mars and Earth share UFO visitors? Latest NASA images offer possible link
http://www.examiner.com/article/mars-and-earth-shared-ancient-visitors-latest-mars-images-offer-possible-link

Porn star is sick of being Michael Del Zotto's wingman
http://nypost.com/2014/11/02/porn-star-is-sick-of-being-michael-del-zottos-wingman/

The Chiefs scored on the Jets while sitting down yesterday. Loljets continues http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2253320-chiefs-anthony-fasano-scores-td-from-ground-off-deflected-pass-vs-jets

A Nice Bronx Brisket: An Old-School Deli Endures in the Bronx
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/02/nyregion/an-old-school-deli-endures-in-the-bronx.html

Tigger making love in a restroom - http://nypost.com/2014/11/03/girl-catches-tigger-having-full-on-sex-in-public-bathroom/

The Art of Not Working at Work: At first, the ability to check email, read ESPN, or browse Zappos while on the job may feel like a luxury. But in time, many crave more meaningful—and more demanding—responsibilities.
http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2014/11/the-art-of-not-working-at-work/382121/

NPR's 'Car Talk' co-host, Tom Magliozzi, dies at 77
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/entertainment/NPRs-Car-Talk-co-host-dies-at-77.html

Not sure why, but this vine makes me laugh
http://deadspin.com/can-you-spot-lance-stephenson-1653892419

Awesome Fat Animals!
https://imgur.com/gallery/uuxS1

This is funny and entertaining. T-Pain does a Tiny Desk Concert without Autotune. The best parts are in between songs when he says how weird the experience is to him, haha. http://www.npr.org/event/music/359661053/t-pain-tiny-desk-concert Plus most of the lyrics are about booties and alcohol.

Researchers Use Robo-Chicks To Study Penguins
http://www.iflscience.com/technology/penguin-rover-has-happy-wheels

Watch this total train-wreck. Guy tries to explain, from a guy's perspective, the girl getting hollered at while walking around NYC to two women - http://digg.com/video/man-mansplains-catcalling-to-women-on-cnn

Jets fans urging owner to fire GM
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/11813884/new-york-jets-fans-raise-10k-fire-john-idzik-billboard

New SNL Skit - There's a new medicine on the market for those affected by vertigo after discovering they love Taylor Swift – Swiftamine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAhAz7JU0dg

Find out where to vote: http://yourfuckingpollingplace.com

Lena Dunham is a freakazoid who from the sounds of it, checked out her sisters vagina and would masturbate next to her and ask her to kiss her. Fucked up shit
http://www.eonline.com/news/594155/lena-dunham-responds-to-accusations-that-she-molested-her-younger-sister-grace-dunham


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