BroBlast: January 2014

Friday, January 31, 2014

Fast Cars, Loose Women

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Nice Marmot

Meet The Cronut's Humble Offspring: The Doughscuit!
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2014/01/28/267602675/meet-the-cronuts-humble-offspring-the-doughscuit

Donut Party: http://donutfest.com/

Holy Fuck. This is probably the worst thing that could ever happen to a man - http://www.wtop.com/46/3552852/2-dead-after-shooting-stabbing-at-officers-home

A new low for the NFC East http://nypost.com/2014/01/30/eli-and-giants-created-fake-memorabilia-suit/

Katie Nolan from Fox Sport's 1 rips Rick Reilly http://deadspin.com/fox-sports-1s-katie-nolan-lays-waste-to-rick-reilly-1511802652

This is pretty wild story, the first one more so than the second. Snitchin to the highest degree possible. It would make a rapper's head explode.
http://www.npr.org/2014/01/28/267629161/in-israeli-prison-an-elaborate-theater-of-interrogation
http://www.npr.org/blogs/parallels/2014/01/28/267836867/a-palestinian-explains-why-he-worked-as-an-israeli-informant

New Korean Chicken place in DC
KoChix, where Korean fried chicken gets a sticky, open-ended approach
http://www.washingtonpost.com/goingoutguide/kochix-where-korean-fried-chicken-gets-a-sticky-open-ended-approach/2014/01/29/17ba7c7a-7f69-11e3-9556-4a4bf7bcbd84_story.html

A wild Corgi is spotted in his natural habitat that is a snow-fallen
http://i.imgur.com/QAaUM5I.jpg

MILF NSFW! http://i.imgur.com/cHO3Qxw.gif

SUPER HOT MILF #2 NSFW - http://i.imgur.com/vJOAQCg.jpg

Panty Melter - Bubble Blowing Belugas
http://i.imgur.com/qRF45Kp.gif

There is a satellite orbiting Earth that is to crash land in 8 million years, carrying a message addressed to the beings/humans and civilizations of the future. http://space.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/QuickLooks/lageosQL.html

Awesome commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvbEuPVtVNc

Giant boulder destroys building in Italy, another one misses by inches
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/giant-boulder-destroys-building-in-italy-misses-anothe-1511504057

The Men Of “Full House” Reunited To Help Jimmy Fallon With His Nightmares
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jordanzakarin/the-men-of-full-house-reunited-jimmy-fallon-o

Hamsters Playing Dead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjL4errqzl8#t=14

Silly Aerobic Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRscYVvEFt8

Daily Calorie Calculator For Males
http://www.csgnetwork.com/caloriesmalecalc.html

White House Must Address Petition to Deport Justin Bieber
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/white-house-address-petition-deport-justin-bieber/story?id=22284038

Horrified Man Suddenly Realizes He’s Putting Down Roots In Charlotte
http://www.theonion.com/articles/horrified-man-suddenly-realizes-hes-putting-down-r,35102/

Larger testicles = increased infidelity: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/10603957/Large-testicles-mean-greater-infidelity-research-finds.html

A McDonald's employee in Pittsburgh was arrested Wednesday after undercover police officers said they discovered her selling heroin in Happy Meal boxes, according to a criminal complaint. http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/29/justice/mcdonalds-happy-meals-heroin/

The worst free throw attempt I have ever seen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU-36yIUi_w#t

Crest Debuts Mint Chocolate, Lime Spearmint and Vanilla Mint Toothpaste Flavors
http://www.foodbeast.com/2014/01/29/crest-debuts-mint-chocolate-lime-spearmint-and-vanilla-mint-toothpaste-flavors/

Monster of Florence
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_of_Florence Book: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monster_of_Florence:_A_True_Story

Seinfeld says some sort of reunion something in the works.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/30/seinfeld-reunion_n_4696506.html

Miss teen Colorado runner up 2012 does a porn and it looks very promising.
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/encore-blog-for-miss-colorado-teen-runner-up-kristy-althaus-and-her-porn-debut/

Wonka's Willy Factory

You are not Tony Hawk -- http://i.imgur.com/GFv94Dx.gif

Taylor Swift Attacked at Grammys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4luHEVjqKA&sns=tw&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dm4luHEVjqKA%26sns%3Dtw&app=desktop

Jim Cantore knees college kid in the groin
http://imgur.com/gallery/SMGg5qL

I'm not a fan of any restaurant names that are puns on vietnamese "pho," but I do enjoy this shirt a lot.. http://teespring.com/allidoisnguyen

Michael Grimm clashes with reporter
http://www.politico.com/story/2014/01/michael-grimm-michael-scotto-reporter-102785.html?hp=r2

For pot entrepreneurs, it's a 'Stoner Bowl' matchup made on high
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/01/29/us-nfl-superbowl-pot-idUSBREA0R1V920140129

Remains of 55 found at notorious former Florida reform school
http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-dozier-reform-school-bodies-20140128,0,4502419.story#axzz2rnuubm9R

If I used this for anything, it would be take a shit in it: http://www.amazon.com/Signature-Superbowl-Serving-Limited-Edition/dp/B00263EZ1Y/ref=sr_1_11?s=fan-shop&ie=UTF8&qid=1391012217&sr=1-11

Budweiser Reveals Their Annual Super Bowl Clydesdale Commercial Which Is Solely Created To Make Grown Men Cry http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/super-page/budweiser-reveals-their-annual-super-bowl-clydesdale-commercial-which-is-solely-created-to-make-grown-men-cry/

I need to try this Beast Mode Marshawn Lynch weed
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/marshawn-lynch-beast-mode-marijuana/218054

I think this is like AirBnB for cars, but i have no idea
https://relayrides.com/

Atlanta is the Walking Dead right now
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/atlanta-is-literally-an-episode-of-the-walking-dead-right-no

Edward Snowden has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-switch/wp/2014/01/29/edward-snowden-has-been-nominated-for-a-nobel-peace-prize/?hpid=z6

Lolo Jones shows off her bobsled uniform...and BUTT:
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/q71/12703_650365338358467_1109895274_n.jpg

RIP Axolotl - http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jan/29/mexico-water-monster-axolotl-vanished

Marijuana riddled snacks for the super bowl: http://www.buzzfeed.com/emofly/marijuana-filled-super-bowl-snacks

Burger King experimenting with a Chicken & Waffle Sandwich https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/428639875479265280/photo/1

Eating Tilapia is Worse Than Eating Bacon
http://www.draxe.com/eating-tilapia-is-worse-than-eating-bacon/

Let's go to Switzerland http://urbanfragment.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/vixen-polarie-photo-taken-from-the-peak-of-uetliberg-switzerland-by-dominic-kamp-2012.jpg

There's A Big Dumb Slide In Times Square, Because The Super Bowl
http://deadspin.com/theres-a-big-dumb-slide-in-times-square-because-the-s-1511865603

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

God Bless Latin (female) News Anchors

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Turn FAPS into $$$!

BOATS - http://imgur.com/gallery/JZjea0W

If a Time Traveller Saw a Smartphone
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/elements/2014/01/if-a-time-traveller-saw-a-smartphone.html

Great Reaction GIF: http://i.imgur.com/tTc9cKQ.gif
also
Great Reaction GIF: http://i.imgur.com/JNP3JxT.gif

Giddy Thom Yorke Goes To Bed Early To Make Grammy Day Get Here Sooner
http://www.theonion.com/articles/giddy-thom-yorke-goes-to-bed-early-to-make-grammy,35060/

Whitey Bulger, possibly not an FBI informant after all these years
http://www.buzzfeed.com/doree/the-government-conspiracy-that-may-have-helped-whitey-bulger

New York Times Publishes Doge
http://gawker.com/new-york-times-publishes-doge-1508857618

How the fugg did Sochi get the Olympics?
http://imgur.com/a/0muGY

Meet the new Wonder Woman
http://geektyrant.com/news/gal-gadot-signs-3-picture-deal-as-wonder-woman
She Hawt: https://www.google.com/search?q=gal+gadot&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=a23mUveZK6a0sQS_4IGICw&sqi=2&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=812

Russian twerk battle (NSFW) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sx4TCU0NN4

This Animation will melt your brain: http://digg.com/video/this-animation-will-melt-your-brain

Nurse Love: http://www.quickmeme.com/p/3vs53a

Lies about Olive Oil: http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/01/24/opinion/food-chains-extra-virgin-suicide.html?hp&rref=opinion&_r=1

Birds attack peace doves freed from pope’s window
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/religion/birds-attack-peace-doves-freed-from-popes-window/2014/01/26/c02de4ee-868c-11e3-a760-a86415d0944d_story.html

Norwegian wins heart of PM’s son
http://www.timesofisrael.com/norwegian-finds-heart-of-pms-son/

A Guide to American Football: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uE7qVAtNwQk

Penguin Hats: http://www.penguinhats.com/

Very fascinating report: http://isotropic.org/papers/chicken.pdf

NSFW --> http://www.titsthatjiggleabit.com/

The Moon "Luna" Animation Movie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtWyf6Bz3EE

First step toward Planet of the Apes...
Planning of the Apes: Zoo Chimp Plots Rock Attacks on Visitors
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/chimpanzee-plans-throws-stones-zoo/

Motor Unicycle: http://rynomotors.com/

Rea Life cam....mayeb staged? I dunno...
http://reallifecam.com/view/03_1

Toonces the driving cat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywQEcv22Mdk

Jim Carey and Sam Kinison Stand-Up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx_wozKGbSc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ5-IjxuHxI

Mexico's Olympic Skier Is Absolutely Fascinating
http://deadspin.com/mexicos-olympic-skier-is-absolutely-fascinating-1509807517

The Face of American Apathy: Smiling, Dancing ‘Scarf Guy’ Mugs for Camera at MD Mall Shooting Presser http://www.mediaite.com/tv/the-face-of-american-apathy-smiling-dancing-scarf-guy-mugs-for-camera-at-md-mall-shooting-presser/

This Tweet Exchange made me LOL
http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/arbys-slayed-grammys-tweet-about-pharrell-williams-hat-155237

The New York Filming Locations of The Godfather, Then and Now
http://www.scoutingny.com/the-godfather-the-new-york-city-filming-locations-then-and-now/

Very NSFW - Very Weird... Makes me think of that book/movie "Indian in the Cupboard"
http://imgur.com/a/O5hmO (NSFW)

Creative Writing: A Master Class by Academy of Achievement https://itun.es/us/T-fYG

Biz Markie Performing "Bennie and the Jets"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8iFYJYwtjpc

make this, get laid: http://foodspin.deadspin.com/braised-boneless-short-ribs-and-a-chat-with-lartusis-1505725643/@AlbertBurneko

Laura Derns Mouth in Jurassic Park
http://imgur.com/fhHwXpe

PANTY MELTER - Spinning hedgehog
http://24.media.tumblr.com/f4a39dec0c702d7f5d914790c3980445/tumblr_mzw04chusb1s0l9s1o1_400.gif

Dis mofo fyat: http://24.media.tumblr.com/5cea54d7b057d71434177a30e2ed4d91/tumblr_mztwt1aKHp1rxkuo3o1_1280.jpg

Fresh Off The Boat With Eddie Huang: Shanghai (Part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=UBXTxJoRjjM

Boiling Burgers in 2% Milk

Look up this address on google maps, make sure it is on earth view not map view. 324 W 1st St Dixon, IL 61021
Then Read this: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/plans-change-shape-church-penis-article-1.1513939

Damn.... i liked HBO's "HELLO LADIES"... too bad.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/hbos-family-tree-hello-ladies-593267

Sundance Driver Interviews Mandy Patinkin In the Back of a Car
http://hypervocal.com/entertainment/2014/sundance-interview-mandy-patinkin/#4aBI6ssPr75w5749.01

Customized Ninja Turtle NES
http://www.geeksugar.com/Custom-Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtle-Nintendo-33681145

TV On The Radio - DLZ - SXSW Spin Magazine AOL Sessions (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J-6YqD6szE&feature=youtu.be

A Capitol Hill staffer was busted for child porn a few weeks back and now he apparently killed himself:
http://www.politico.com/story/2014/01/ryan-loskarn-death-102565.html#ixzz2rKr93RQL

Dad rents a corvette to teach his daughter how to do donuts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dHvEXv0uDzA

The Spoils of Babylon - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spoils_of_Babylon
Trailer looks great http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkGEg4evHMY

Holder: Feds to set rules for banks and pot money
http://www.politico.com/blogs/under-the-radar/2014/01/holder-feds-to-let-banks-handle-pot-money-181777.html

Tribe isolated for 65k years http://www.neatorama.com/2013/07/08/The-Forbidden-Island/
Video: Sentinelese - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaPYwlXOTzQ

Good Larry David mashup of insults.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CxRH-zYcIA

Bad NFL Lip reading is back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRqKYXcL-2U

Old Bro Finger Blasting Acoustic Guitar Demon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0BNUgM0Vtc (chill song)

MSNBC interrupts Congresswoman for report on Justin Bieber
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH68bSJXGE8

Lunatic slashes girl in public in broad daylight
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=89d_1388815810

Classic photo with dolphin...look closely. [nsfw]
http://i.imgur.com/DazPIuN.jpg

Here's a Los Angeles Billboard for Back To The Future 1, counting down to the film's release
http://i.imgur.com/mTb8T9O.jpg

Blackfish - Official Trailer (HD) Documentary, Orca
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OEjYquyjcg

Apple planning on releasing 2 bigger screen phones in coming year.
http://www.yahoo.com/tech/apple-is-set-to-release-two-new-iphones-with-larger-74391185484.html

Not sure if the band Wax Fang has been blasted, but their 17 minute song would play well in the jamatorium: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQVdhJJeodY

Ol' Dirty Bastard - Brooklyn Zoo - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JszWAP8wVvU

Racist bum fight anyone?
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/aint-no-bumfight-like-a-canuck-bumfight-cause-a-canuck-bumfight-dont-stop/

This is strange -- http://conferencecall.biz/

Thursday, January 23, 2014

yams by the knees? yes please

'NHLPA '93' vs. 'NHL '94': The Ultimate Showdown
http://grantland.com/the-triangle/nhlpa-93-vs-nhl-94-the-ultimate-showdown/

Urban Grit in Philly's Fishtown
http://www.nytimes.com/video/fashion/100000002661311/urban-grit-fashion-in-philadelphia-fishtown-intersection.html
(these women suck)

Stay warm out there today: http://imgur.com/fNzMSkj

Birth to 13 years in 3 min. 30 sec. Time Lapse Lotte.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN_jcom8TR4

S. Korea is going to develop 5G wireless within six years. It will be 1,000 times faster than 4G. You'll be able to download a full-length movie in one second. http://www.businessinsider.com/south-korea-is-building-a-15-billion-5g-service-2014-1

Underrated Movies - http://imgur.com/gallery/lrGTW

Facebook = AIDS
Facebook like an infectious disease, will lose 80 percent of users, says Princeton study
http://www.nbcnews.com/technology/facebook-infectious-disease-will-lose-80-percent-users-says-princeton-2D11972165

The Nine Best Wings And Pub Grub Around The D.C. Area
http://dcist.com/2014/01/the_tk_best_wings_and_pub_grub_arou.php

Arnold Schwarzenegger Went Undercover As A Trainer At A Gold's Gym
http://www.buzzfeed.com/samir/arnold-schwarzenegger-went-undercover-as-a-trainer-at-a-gold

Deer Fart - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9GU4P-1AWI

Billy Joel coming to Nats Park http://www.wtop.com/41/3548035/Pop-icon-coming-to-Nats-Park

Have Bieber and Miley ever been seen at the same place/same time?
http://deadspin.com/this-gif-has-nothing-to-do-with-sports-1507431214

Flatulent opera singer unable to perform after military nurse botches episiotomy during childbirth: suit
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/opera-singer-career-ruins-botched-episiotomy-childbirth-article-1.1588680

Inevitable: http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/23/showbiz/justin-bieber-arrest/

Kelly Kapowski turned 40 today, here's her kissing Jaime Pressley in a hot tub to celebrate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJBLElPbUXQ

Hot Girls Making Out (NSFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPYCIwKCKps (it's 14 min long, that's a lot of making out)

Chinese sculptor stretches paper and imagination with his carvings
http://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/video/2014/jan/23/chinese-artist-sculpts-stretchy-paper-carvings-video

The Nets will wear alternative "Brooklyn Dodgers" themed jerseys this year
https://twitter.com/SportsNation/status/426461526086545408/photo/1

Kevin Durant Addresses His Internet-Born Nickname 'Slim Reaper'
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1934388-kevin-durant-addresses-his-internet-born-nickname-slim-reaper

Guy gets 57 years for killing Sean Taylor:
http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/24532031/man-gets-57-years-in-prison-in-death-of-redskins-sean-taylor#axzz2rG9a6lbd

15 Things That May Have Not Existed If Not For Polish-Americans: http://pal-pac.org/news/15-things-that-may-have-not-existed-if-not-for-polish-americans

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

That ain't lube, das phlegm

President Obama would not let his son play football
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2014/1/21/5330598/president-obama-would-not-let-his-son-play-football-should-be

Shia LaBeouf's Girlfriend Looks Just Like Grumpy Cat
http://www.hollyscoop.com/shia-labeouf/shia-labeouf-s-girlfriend-looks-just-grumpy-cat.html

This. May. Be. Every. College. Bro's. Dream.
http://deadspin.com/osu-student-with-lisa-ann-gameday-sign-attends-porn-awa-1506267230/@samer

NSFW NSFW NSFW!
Yammy hot boob scene from True Detective Season 1, Episode 2
http://www.joblo.com/videos/movie-clips/daddario-nude-true-detective
and
http://imgur.com/a/SilxQ#0

Tarantino throws a fit:
http://www.businessinsider.com/quentin-tarantino-cancels-production-of-hateful-eight-2014-1

Top Hedge Funds: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-01-08/glenview-s-robbins-tops-hedge-fund-ranking-with-bet-on-obamacare.html
I watched Frontline's 'How to Catch a Trader' the other night and it was really good. Highly recommend it to you other bros, if you haven't seen it already

Philly decriminalizing pot? Yes please
http://mobile.philly.com/news/politics/?wss=/philly/news/politics&id=241375551&

Goofy Dude Tripping Out at a Music Festival
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6fKHAc3dzM&feature=youtu.be

Simmons has Wall as an All-Star starter:
http://grantland.com/features/our-nba-all-star-team/

Charles Barkley Kellen Winslow joke on Inside the NBA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=T5QXQSsG51Q

Vitali Klitschko trying to break up protests in Ukraine, gets sprayed with fire extinguisher
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/01/klitschko-kiev-protest-fire-extinguisher/

QUEEN Movie update: http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/freddie-mercury-biopic-casts-lead-role-20131210

The 8 Biggest Film Box Office Disasters of All Time
http://wallstcheatsheet.com/stocks/the-8-biggest-film-box-office-disasters-of-all-time.html/?a=viewall

14 Heartbreakingly Adorable Quotes From Winnie-The-Pooh
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/19/winnie-the-pooh-quotes-_n_4610459.html

Dogs are BFF for life
http://imgur.com/gallery/rIuNDAl

Evil Cat: http://imgur.com/gallery/gK1rsfi

This was blasted yesterday, but the YouTube link was taken down... so i present to you, again, The Chubby Dancing Indian Boy: http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhy8qftqa05mr73WPe

New Steakhouse coming to Washington, D.C.
http://www.joes.net/

Vince Young files for bankruptcy
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10332961/vince-young-former-nfl-texas-longhorns-quarterback-files-bankruptcy

Florida teen in X-rated videos can return to school after suspension
http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/21/us/florida-teen-suspended-porn/index.html?hpt=hp_inthenews (oh, Florida? nooooooo)

Snow-Trapped Drunk Man Makes Craigslist Plea for Emergency Taco Bell
http://gawker.com/snow-trapped-drunk-man-makes-craigslist-plea-for-emerge-1506473568

Keeping things kempt down there is provign to be a challenge
http://www.newrepublic.com/article/116263/pubic-hair-grooming-injuries-have-quintupled

Warren Buffett always wanted to buy the Redskins
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24417075/warren-buffett-always-wanted-to-buy-the-redskins

Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef: Cops cited student, 18, after she elbowed boy, 13, in testicles http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex-on-school-bus-687543

Tallest waterslide in the world looks like it will be fucking dangerous/totally amazing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SdKI6WS7ghE

Denver weed maps --> https://weedmaps.com/dispensaries/in/colorado/denver-north

Some over-simplified but worthy political commentary to slip into the day's blast on this relatively linkless day. www.dailykos.com/story/2012/06/26/1103368/-The-One-Comic-That-Explains-Just-How-Screwed-America-Is?detail=email/?_nospa=true

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Freddy Mercury-esque pube formations

Thursday, January 16, 2014

Chocolate Milk Toothpaste?!

THIS GIF...THIS GIF HERE.... IS FAP-WORTHY TO THE X-TREME (NSFW)
http://i.imgur.com/YbCK98B.gif

They're like running loaves of bread! (Panty Melter)
http://i.giflike.com/drzJGO9_dg.gif

I can't relate to any of these, but great jiggly boob GIFS
http://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/things-that-people-with-big-boobs-can-simply-never-do

Wait for it. So good. http://i.imgur.com/TZB6gyC.gif (Must click) Very safe, no worries.

Zombie Defense House - http://www.viralnova.com/zombie-house/

This guy's pap must have been a kangaroo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FJhJr45fX0

If you got GREEN FEVER (Mary Jane legal biz aspirations)

http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2014/01/05/legalized-drug-dealing-an-inside-look-at-colorados.aspx
and
http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2014/01/04/the-making-of-colorados-marijuana-millionaires.aspx
and
http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2014/01/12/the-economics-of-marijuana.aspx?source=isesitlnk0000001&mrr=0.25

LOLZ CAT - http://i.imgur.com/p4aWF6I.jpg

Where to Stream This Year's Oscar-Nominated Documentaries
http://www.vulture.com/2014/01/netflix-stream-this-years-oscars-nominated-documentaries.html?mid=twitter_vulture

Where will you be when the acid hits: http://i.imgur.com/5BgWrSU.jpg

LOLZ - http://i.imgur.com/78AULxk.jpg?1

Wizards 'Bandwagon Cam' mocks Heat fans
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2014/01/16/wizards-bandwagon-cam-mocks-heat-fans/

The Year We Broke the Internet: An explanation. An apology. A plea.
http://www.esquire.com/blogs/news/we-broke-the-internet

Bad British NFL Commentary
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HW4J-RiCZ2Q

Dog refuses to go in crate and staright up says no
http://www.myfoxphilly.com/story/24469125/husky-says-no

Look at the changes coming to CUA/Brookland: http://www.monroestreetmarket.com/gallery/

The 50 Best Bars In NYC: A Statistically Accurate & Definitive List
http://gothamist.com/2014/01/16/best_bars_nyc.php

Lil Dicky - Lion King (prod. by Mazik Beats) (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_RlH7rnAqg

Lil Dicky - Jewish Flow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFVtamh2dNU

Last of the Mohicans - Promentory on Acoustic Guitar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLE_a7k_8Aw (epic finger pick'n and chill song)

Hershey Envisions a 3-D Printer for Chocolates
http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304149404579324402003778722?mg=reno64-wsj&url=http%3A%2F%2Fonline.wsj.com%2Farticle%2FSB10001424052702304149404579324402003778722.html

NBC Orders 'Anchorman'-ish Astronaut Comedy From Will Ferrell and Adam McKay
http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/nbc-astronaut-comedy-will-ferrell-adam-mckay/

NFL Bans Daniel Defense Super Bowl Ad Response
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvzAt9Yx7s8

Tony Matterhorn - Dutty Wine (chills song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg0qluaxpOo

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Ain't nothing like a juicy butt

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

I ♥ Cheeseburgers

Bill Withers - Ain't No Sunshine (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIdIqbv7SPo

This NSFW gif just does not end...it is absurd and NSFW as heckfire!
http://i.imgur.com/S5g22bd.jpg

Squishy Asian Baby + Squishy Puppy = Panty Melter
http://i.imgur.com/2miNN70.jpg

Trolling folks via mobile texts
http://textastrophe.com/post/71034332997/the-fireworks

This was a good list of actual new movies coming out in 2014: http://www.buzzfeed.com/wordsbydan/14-movies-in-2014-that-arent-sequels-prequels-r-b6bd

This is stupid...
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2014/01/acceptable-forms-headgear-real-nfl-quarterbacks.html

Shit is cray it's gonna be 106 degrees the next few days at the Aussie Open:
http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/tennis/25724815

New Internet Video Trend Of 'LeBroning' Mocks Heat Star's Exaggerated Flops
http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/201401/new-internet-trend-lebroning-mocks-heat-stars-exaggerated-flops

Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander spotted filming at Tom's
http://pagesix.com/2014/01/14/jerry-seinfeld-jason-alexander-spotted-filming-at-toms/?_ga=1.77149207.345197365.1380718011

Retired cop accused of fatally shooting man for texting in Florida movie theater
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/01/14/2-shot-man-in-custody-after-florida-theater-shooting/

The Near Annihilation of America's Buffalo in Pictures
http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/news-near-extinction-american-bison?image=0

Every F-Bomb in the Wolf of Wall St in one video, 4 minutes and 30 seconds of NSFW audio. Some may consider it a spoiler.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9gFBh_vWF0&feature=youtu.be

Foster The People - Coming of Age (Mural Time-Lapse) (Cool video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMQb_FcydxM

Urine Luck! Cow piss promoted as cure for cancer and many other diseases.
http://www.livescience.com/42529-cow-urine-health-benefits-gomutra-ark.html

Jim Beam sold to Japanese for $13.6 Billion
http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2014/01/13/suntory-of-japan-to-buy-maker-of-jim-beam-for-13-6-billion/?_r=2

I'm just refreshin' my GoT knowledge and I stumbled upon some football team references that Martin has made:
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Belicho
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Patrek_of_King%27s_Mountain#Behind_the_Scenes
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Wun_Weg_Wun_Dar_Wun#Behind_the_Scenes

Pretty cool commercial about the fullback for the Seattle Seahawks who is deaf...
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/01/deaf-seahawks-derrick-coleman-commercial/

If you do any of these things you are weak
http://elitedaily.com/life/motivation/20-things-that-mentally-strong-people-dont-do/

7 years to create a hand drawn maze
http://www.viralnova.com/unsolvable-maze/

Bubba Watson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO8Pe9kNocU

Two 90-Year-Olds Compete In Sprint Race
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9oSrow5dpc

Monday, January 13, 2014

Them Teets Taste like Mangos

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Thursday, January 9, 2014

AZN FZN

Insane Clown Posse sues FBI - http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/08/showbiz/juggalo-gang-lawsuit/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

King of the beer gardens: El Rey opens on U Street
http://www.wtop.com/109/3537539/King-of-the-beer-gardens-El-Rey-opens-on-U-Street

This is kind of neat, but when did it become ok for legos to cost $200?
Simpsons Lego Set - http://uncrate.com/stuff/lego-the-simpsons/

UTTAH DISASTAH: http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000311077/article/redskins-jay-gruden-closing-in-on-contract

4 Things I Learned from the Worst Online Dating Profile Ever
http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-i-learned-from-worst-online-dating-profile-ever/

Anthony Bourdain Is Planning a Massive NYC Food Market
http://ny.eater.com/archives/2014/01/anthony_bourdain_is_planning_a_massive_nyc_food_market.php#more

Been listening to this folk band The Milk Carton Kids - pretty much like Simon and Garfunkel - super chill, silky smooth voices, makes me want to drink whiskey on a steamboat slowly going down the Mississippi
NPR Tiny Desk Concert: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp0xjVzmKxY

Version of "Snake Eyes" brings Marcus Mumford to tears: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hQZyeMLMag

35 Foods From Your Childhood That Are Extinct Now
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/things-from-you-childhood-that-are-extinct-now

Dufner's wife is so fucking hot. He cracks me up. No way he wanted to go on a hike..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcnFl5_I7gk#

Funny Japanese Elevator Prank http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItOblzZu2Q

This is awesome. Video of over 3000+ watercolor images put together.
http://i.imgur.com/8TDvcPH.gif

How to understand scales, the circle of fifths, and other music theory. Great music theory video -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYmtvP2P5Gg

Emily Ratajkowski NSFW - http://i.imgur.com/oT0ZDRj.jpg

Alison Brie Nude (it's fake, but still awesome) NSFW - http://i.imgur.com/Bqq9M.jpg

Fairfax landowners choose paintball over McMansions
http://www.wtop.com/149/3538221/Fairfax-landowners-choose-paintball-over-McMansions

Woman Sets World Record Devouring a 72 oz. Steak
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2d1_1389238533

Dan Rather Tried Heroin And It Gave Him 'A Hell Of A Headache'
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/09/dan-rather-heroin_n_4569319.html

Baby Polar Bear Cuteness
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/stop-whatever-it-is-youre-doing-and-watch-this-polar-bear-cu

Nike unveils products to be used at the Super Bowl
http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/2013/story/_/id/10268671/nike-unveils-products-use-super-bowl this link is way better for Super Bowl gear
http://www.broadwayworld.com/bwwfitness/article/Nike-Unveils-2014-NFL-Silver-Speed-Collection-for-Super-Bowl-XLVIII-20140109

Residents Call Foul Over Colossal Super Bowl Beer Boat Destined for Hell's Kitchen
http://observer.com/2014/01/superbowl/#ixzz2pw4WFYTg

Heated Cheeseburger Mouse Pad: http://imgur.com/gallery/mcmwTe1

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Gobln' Salumi

Whale Porno (Semi-NSFW)
http://www.sundancechannel.com/series/green-porno/videos/whale-green-porno-season-2

https://www.oysterbooks.com/ it is basically netflix for books

Yolo naked in front of dc courts
http://abovethelaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Naked-D.C.-Courthouse.jpg

Scarlett Johansson falls and a meme is born
http://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/10/scarlett-johansson-meme/

Dennis Rodman leads an auditorium in singing "Happy Birthday" to the North Korean leader, in a style strangely reminiscent of Marilyn Monroe http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/10557976/Dennis-Rodman-sings-happy-birthday-to-Kim-Jong-un.html

Gym Stereotypes. They forgot the guy that wears a beanie and is constantly on his iphone picking the perfect song. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1913454-dude-perfect-stereotypes-people-at-gym-in-latest-video

China lifts 14-year-old ban on gaming consoles
http://money.cnn.com/2014/01/08/technology/china-video-games/index.html?iid=Lead

Jump on a frozen Trampoline
http://digg.com/video/what-happens-when-you-jump-on-a-frozen-trampoline

This man has a vagina on his neck: http://i.imgur.com/J60JJ10.jpg

This is very satisfying to watch. Dry ice in a soap bubble -- http://i.imgur.com/rMYu6DO.gif

Michelle Rodriguez & Cara Delevingne Drunkenly Make Out at Knicks Game
http://jezebel.com/michelle-rodriguez-cara-delevingne-drunkenly-make-out-1496978072

This guy blasts TED talks at a TED talk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Yo5cKRmJaf0

This could be big trouble for Chris Christie... but also, just a good example about how political vendettas can affect a lot of people:
http://www.northjersey.com/news/christie_kelly_bridge_lane_closures_emails.html

For you bros that prefer the blackberry keypad, but still want an iphone
http://typokeyboards.com/

Warrant: Aaron Hernandez Circled Victims Before 2012 Drive-By Murders
http://deadspin.com/warrant-aaron-hernandez-circled-victims-before-2012-dr-1497027015

What It Looks Like To Smoke Out Of A GameCube
http://kotaku.com/what-it-looks-like-to-smoke-out-of-a-gamecube-1494268295/@patriciahernandez

Great novels can change your life...and your brain
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/10553579/Great-novels-can-change-your-life...and-your-brain.html

story about young Wizard Bradley Beal getting walked to school by Nelly as a youth.
http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/01/08/nelly-used-to-walk-bradley-beal-to-school/

Trans fats backlash pushes U.S. butter consumption to a 40-year-high
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-butter-20140108,0,7405320.story#axzz2ppqL9jAe

Oklahoma man, Brad Davis, charged with killing stepfather with 'atomic wedgie', claims self-defense
http://www.kjrh.com/news/local-news/oklahoma-man-brad-davis-charged-with-killing-stepfather-with-atomic-wedgie-in-self-defense

The Making of Colorado's Marijuana Millionaires
http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2014/01/04/the-making-of-colorados-marijuana-millionaires.aspx

Hall and Oates mixed with Wu Tang
https://soundcloud.com/scottmelker/wutangsmaneater?in=scottmelker/sets/ballin-oates

Steakcraft: Lessons and Observations From a Year in Steak
http://newyork.seriouseats.com/2014/01/steakcraft-year-in-steak-review.html

Solar Flares tonight
http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2014/01/08/solar_flare_gigantic_sunspot_unleashes_space_storm.html