Thursday, August 28, 2014

I worry there's a turd in the center of that chocolate truffle...

Kristina Pohlmann Playboy Amateur - Friends with a fellow member of the BroBlast
http://devids.net/21/kristina-pohlmann-playboy-pics.html

Lulz - Anaconda Fart Remix http://youtu.be/fv--npievoI

Little Boy Goes Off On His Mom For Getting Pregnant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKnVWr2PkIU

Here's The Epic Story Of How Workers Took Control Of A Grocery Chain And Got The CEO They Wanted
http://www.businessinsider.com/market-basket-ceo-returning-2014-8
and http://www.bostonglobe.com/2014/08/27/deal-sell-market-basket-arthur-demoulas-has-been-signed/w9cj3I5GjanMthHzXGk11K/story.html

NSFW - Italian Beauty, Giorgia Palmas - http://i.imgur.com/06DVNyA.jpg

Lady Making Gun Noises With Her Mouth (LOLZ!) http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/i-promise-you-this-lady-making-gun-noises-with-her-mouth-will-be-the-funniest-thing-you-see-today/

Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince
http://groovypotatoes.ytmnd.com/

Steven Tyler, You Old Horndog Lesbian You.
http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/steven-tyler-you-old-horndog-lesbian-you/

Major Batman LOLZ!
http://batmandoesntneedanyhelp.ytmnd.com/

Dude shits his pants doing ice bucket challenge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLzk5y-qsyo

HAHA, 50 trolling Floyd hard with this great Manny P Meme
http://larrybrownsports.com/boxing/50-cent-floyd-mayweather-manny-pacquiao-meme/239640

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

If Applebees was a chick, I'd bang her with a condom

NSFW - Naked & Horny - http://imgur.com/a/boTtk#0

NSFW - Amazing Beej at Barnes & Noble - https://vine.co/v/MnDKXldYPvM

NSFW - Subtle tan lines - http://i.imgur.com/99EM5Wg.jpg

TIL the rules to Monopoly clearly state that if a player lands on a property and doesn't buy it, it immediately goes up for auction to the highest bidder. http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/3366875

"Qatar Instrumental in release of US journalist in Syria"
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/danieldoherty/2014/08/25/us-journalist-freed-in-syria-n1882632

Tim and Eric & Dr. Steve Brule 2014 Tour!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqe4KQTYtVA

Is this the world's "wooliest" sheep? Australian farmers find never-been-shorn wild sheep
https://twitter.com/BBCNewsAsia/status/504199669770371072/photo/1

Hyperlapse, Instagram's New App, Is Like a $15,000 Video Setup in Your Hand
http://ktla.com/2014/08/26/shooting-range-instructor-fatally-shot-by-9-year-old-girl-learning-to-use-uzi-in-arizona/

Shooting Range Instructor Fatally Shot by 9-Year-Old Girl Learning to Use Uzi in Arizona
http://ktla.com/2014/08/26/shooting-range-instructor-fatally-shot-by-9-year-old-girl-learning-to-use-uzi-in-arizona/

Strange philly murders:
http://www.inquirer.com/front_page/breaking/2_pulled_from_Schuylkill_River_.html

This guy claims David chase told him Tony Soprano didn't die in finale, long but good.
http://www.vox.com/2014/8/27/6006139/did-tony-die-at-the-end-of-the-sopranos

Taser Photoshoot: People Willingly Being Hit With A Stun Gun By Their Loved Ones
http://www.boredpanda.com/taser-photoshoot-patrick-hall/

You'll Never Guess What's In A Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte
http://foodbabe.com/2014/08/25/starbucks-pumpkin-spice-latte/

Bullets and burgers!! Name of place where girl killed instructor. USA! USA! Omelets and sawed off shotguns is coming to a town near you soon!
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/site-arizona-shooting-range-mishap-popular-tourism-attraction-n190081?cid=sm_n_main_1_20140827_30558296

NFL Lolz to the max: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwD4H7YIQAAuj7s.png
PFTCommenter ‏@PFTCommenter  24m
hats off to commisionrer Roger Goodell for getting this one rite. Josh Gordon needs to worry more about suiting up and less about shooting up

TIL From 1978 to 2013, CEO compensation in the US, inflation-adjusted, increased 937 percent, and the typical worker's wages rose 10 percent.
http://www.epi.org/publication/ceo-pay-continues-to-rise/?_ga=1.163320380.1693009577.1400793577
That beats college textbooks (864%)
http://www.businessinsider.com/textbook-price-inflation-2014-4

Eww, Boris Becker's elbow, get the fuck outta my face
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/it-looks-like-boris-becker-has-the-worst-case-of-tennis-elbow-ever/

Sofia Vergara post Emmys NIP SLIP BRO
http://www.gossipcop.com/sofia-vergara-nip-slip-wardrobe-malfunction-emmys-dancing-derek-hough/

Tearjerker Thai Commercial - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZGghmwUcbQ

Sports Illustrated Just Shoving Russell Wilson's Penis In All Of Our Faces
http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/super-page/sports-illustrated-just-shoving-russell-wilsons-penis-in-all-of-our-faces/

This article made me giggle:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/were-going-to-enjoy-this-cocainefueled-mason-jar-r,36779/
"Do you know what I can do? I can walk into any bed and breakfast in America and just take my dick out, right in front of everyone. And no one's going to say shit to me. Because they know that without me, those mason jar light fixtures with a bulb strung through the lid wouldn't exist."

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

1-Man Bukkake of a BroBlast

Sincerely,

BroBlast Commissioner

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I enjoy the "Why Your Team Sucks" series that Deadspin does every NFL preaseason, the one on the Atlanta Falcons is especially hilarious and on point. http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-atlanta-falcons-1618139918

Peyton & Eli Manning Drop A Rap Video
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh80Jb50A1JTxHMNc5

Michael Jackson and his doo-doo snowballs - http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/michael-jackson-lived-in-filth-and-urinated-on-the-floor-his-neverland-maids-claim-9660763.html

Jon Jones and Daniel Cormier talked some good trash before the cameras went on (NSFW audio) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9cYZmhO3oI

Washington Foreskins (Lolz) Semi-NSFW
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--7hQoF2Oc--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/emlwtqp8utfzqvkbgieu.jpg

Pusher Film series is sweet, i've been told. Available on XBOX Video
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pusher_trilogy

Girls be annoying when they speak... "The unstoppable march of the upward inflection?"
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-28708526
(This especially pisses me off in the professional/work environment)

Semi-NSFW - Busty German Bartender's Jagerbomb Bar Trick Must Get Her All The Tips
http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/super-page/busty-german-bartenders-jagerbomb-bar-trick-must-get-her-all-the-tips/

Video: Tony Stewart Runs Over Driver During Confrontation, Killing Him
http://deadspin.com/reports-tony-stewart-ran-over-opposing-driver-during-1618893708

A's Fans Bringing Actual Saxophones To The Game For Josh Reddick's Walk Up Music Are The Best http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/super-page/as-fans-bringing-actual-saxophones-to-the-game-for-josh-reddicks-walk-up-music-are-the-best/

Game of Thrones actor JJ Murphy dies days after filming part
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/entertainment/film-tv/news/game-of-thrones-actor-jj-murphy-dies-days-after-filming-part-30497428.html

Cyclist Vs Barrier Crash Fail!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDnCXagnfzM

Hey Lady, you have fucking rocks for a brain, that shit is disguisting, people eat there
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/11/miranda-sowers-changing-baby_n_5667335.html

Bellicheck on the clock:
http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/super-page/oh-snap-bill-belichick-just-got-nominated-for-the-ice-bucket-challenge-by-giants-president-john-mara/

'Melo Skinny
http://deadspin.com/melo-skinny-1619544675

"I'm not ashamed to pay for sex—and other men shouldn't be either"
http://time.com/3087616/defense-johns-legalize-prostitution/

New Yorker's tribute to RW:
http://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon/daily-cartoon-tuesday-august-12th-robin-williams

Bryce Harper drawing heat for scuffing Braves logo at Turner Field
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/bryce-harper-drawing-heat-for-scuffing-braves-logo-at-turner-field-180042555.html

'Radicalized' father of Australian boy holding severed head has mental illness
http://us.cnn.com/2014/08/12/world/asia/australia-boy-severed-head-syria/index.html?sr=fb081214severedheadsyria10aVODtopLink

OK KID - 07 - Am Ende
Chill German Song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ1W_wTDtHM

NSFW - List of all porn sites (well...most)
http://imgur.com/gallery/3OlNV94

Norm shares his first meeting with Robin Williams
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5672465?&ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000029

Newest Craze To Sweep The World Is "Logging" Where People Take Poops In The Pool For Fun
http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/super-page/newest-craze-to-sweep-the-world-is-logging-where-people-take-poops-in-the-pool-for-fun/

Chihuahua VS Great Dane in Winnipeg, MB Canada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwkuD_Ij-HE

Silly Onion piece: https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/499628196934221824/photo/1

Dog + Sun Roof + GoPro Camera = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eupIKc5Z1qU

Bar Shut Down After Girl Gives Blow Jobs to 24 Men
https://www.tytnetwork.com/2014/08/05/bar-shut-girl-gives-blow-jobs-24-men/

UGA recruit doing baller ass shit
http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/super-page/uga-football-star-malcolm-mitchell-is-in-a-book-club-with-random-60-year-old-white-women-and-it-looks-awesome/

How a small-time handicapper concocted a wild MLB game-fixing tale
http://www.si.com/mlb/2014/08/12/mlb-gambling-facebook-game-fixing

The Militarization of the Police
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2014/08/police_in_ferguson_military_weapons_threaten_protesters.html

Bar Rafaeli being  hot w/ her new car: http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/super-page/bar-rafaeli-got-a-brand-new-car-and-i-thought-you-should-know/

Someone Made An Enormous Meatball Stuffed With Spaghetti And It's Beautiful
http://www.buzzfeed.com/robfranklin/three-pounds-of-beef-and-endless-glory#21zis6u

Blizerain lulz
http://instagram.com/p/rsrw4EoDni/

Shark Week Lies
http://www.vox.com/2014/8/11/5991961/shark-week-is-once-again-making-things-up

Fish Canons!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSBS2F9VXaE

Anybody ever try this? (NSFW)
http://browncardigan.s3.amazonaws.com/imagesfarm/2014/V1pJqLtdXrHCWwl.jpg

You guys seen this shit about Rush Limbaugh suggesting that Robin Williams killed himself because he was a liberal?  http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/style-blog/wp/2014/08/13/rush-limbaugh-suggests-liberalism-may-have-been-partly-to-blame-for-robin-williamss-suicide/

In Peru's Blood Festival, It's The Condor Versus The Bull
http://www.npr.org/blogs/parallels/2014/08/13/339859934/in-perus-blood-festival-its-the-condor-versus-the-bull

Kim Jung Un enjoying himself at an industrial lubricant plant http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02996/potd-jong-paint_2996741k.jpg

Put this on in the back while you work. WARNING I tried to  make it background music and just ended up watching the first 20 min. Pretty cool cover of Nirvana in there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnwH3TdrnqI

Great watch on David Bowie if you have not seen it: http://www.sho.com/sho/reality-docs/titles/3396645/david-bowie-five-years#/index

Jurassic Park Theme Song (Melodica Cover)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-58hQ9dLk

This gif made me lol at my desk, esp. the bald guy's reaction at the very end. http://i.imgur.com/tdKCSac.gif

Polaroid Cube Lifestyle Action Camera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePO6OKYyOec

7 Ways The Obama Administration Has Accelerated Police Militarization
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/10/obama-police-militarization_n_3566478.html

Magician Tries To Sell Weed To Cops!! (Check out the balls on this mindfreak)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yny0VDxgNwQ

27 People Share The One Cool Internet Or Computer Trick They Know
http://thoughtcatalog.com/charlie-shaw/2014/05/27-people-share-the-one-cool-internet-or-computer-trick-they-know/

The world's Pokemon players come to win in D.C. http://www.wtop.com/109/3683664/The-worlds-Pokemon-players-come-to-win-in-DC

The Mountain from 'Game of Thrones' Wins Europe's Strongest Man Competition
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2167173-the-mountain-from-game-of-thrones-wins-europes-strongest-man-competition

Take the "No Ice Bucket" Challenge
http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2014/08/12/icebucketchallenge_you_don_t_need_an_ice_bucket_to_donate_to_als_research.html

Doesn't Werth know you can't speed this much in Fairfax? Jeesh.
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/11346824/jayson-werth-washington-nationals-faces-reckless-driving-charge

"The President appreciates Mrs. Kennedy thinking of him for the challenge — though his contribution to this effort will be monetary..."
http://www.businessinsider.com/president-obama-wont-dump-an-ice-bucket-on-his-head-for-charity-2014-8#ixzz3AI1e2WNT

Only in Hollywood would a relationship between a 44 year old and a 19 year old be considered a "Romance for the Ages":
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/08/12/bogie-bacall-a-hollywood-romance-for-the-ages.html

RIDICULOUS new rule in baseball causes manager Robin Ventura to flip out:
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/white-sox-manager-robin-ventura-throws-wild-tantrum-article-1.1903067

This is old news now, but this shit is just so ridiculous...a fucking book of selfies taken by Kim Kardashian...fuck.
http://time.com/3094098/kim-kardashian-selfie-book-selfish/

Whopping paycheck for NBA player's role in the movie Eddie: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2162444-former-nba-player-joe-kleine-received-check-for-038-for-his-role-in-eddie


flibbertigibbet
noun
1. Archaic. a gossip.
2. a chattering or flighty, light-headed person.

Minnesota Town Elects dog as mayor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZhfkLZdB-0

Gruden Lolz
http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/gruden-cumming-himself-over-a-refs-flag-toss-last-night-means-football-is-almost-back/

Don Zimmers dick?
http://deadspin.com/i-spent-all-day-trying-to-figure-out-if-this-is-don-zim-1622268322

ND in hot water
http://deadspin.com/academic-fraud-investigation-underway-at-notre-dame-1622321030

So unnecessary, but kinda want this bluetooth shower speaker
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00H3L55FY?tag=kinjamod-20&ascsubtag=[postId|1622300051[asin|B00H3L55FY[authorId|5727177402741770316[referrer|deadspin.com[type|mod-title

These 13 year olds are having a pretty BOSS week
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/police-drunk-13-year-old-drove-around-car-full-of-kids-1622413349

Great name, keep on keep'n on: http://i.imgur.com/E2OdFIF.jpg (LOLZ)

Lolz Comic: http://i.imgur.com/03lmtEq.jpg

Seattle is always known for that D.
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/seahawks-gave-chargers-the-d/238693

Dikembe Mutombo Ice Bucket Challenge is hilarious
http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/dikembe-mutombos-ice-bucket-challenge-is-a-must-watch/

The 49ers' New Stadium Is Probably The Future Of Concessions
http://deadspin.com/the-49ers-new-stadium-is-probably-the-future-of-concess-1623345434

I could watch this girl ride a mechanical bull all day.
http://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/super-page/heres-your-dream-girl-smoke-riding-a-mechanical-bull-for-4-minutes/

Pretty crazy Audi commericial (I guess?), better than commericial, just watch. Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul and Julia Louis Dreyfus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovqM72em1dA

NBC gets huge #'s from EPL opening weekend
http://nbcsportsgrouppressbox.com/2014/08/19/u-s-record-3-3-million-tune-in-to-nbc-sports-groups-opening-weekend-of-premier-league-coverage/

I could watch this lady twerk workout this morning
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/smoke-at-the-gym-doing-her-twerkout/

Oh wait, if you had told me that cutting the dicks off of dead hospital patients for my personal dick collection at home was frowned upon here, I wouldn't have done it.
http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2014/08/man-arrested-collecting-penises-dead-patients-at-hospital

Chill on those Coronas for a little bit, recall - http://www.cnbc.com/id/101933395

Just watch this bulldog
http://www.buzzfeed.com/briantron/the-struggle-of-a-bulldog

 just be soothed by this Corgi getting a massage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wkIWwN84lE

ROLL TIDE!
https://vine.co/v/M39zWgnJD2i

Wut?
http://www.vulture.com/2014/08/dadboner-is-coming-to-comedy-central.html

YouTube Video of Brutal Killings at Sea Sets Off International Mystery
http://gawker.com/youtube-video-of-brutal-killings-at-sea-sets-off-intern-1624844219/+tcraggs22

FIFTY with strong takes against Floyd Mayweather, says he can't read, haha
http://deadspin.com/50-cent-challenges-floyd-mayweather-to-read-for-charity-1625097607

Probably fake, but this is good LOLZ
http://imgur.com/a/LA9LM

You guys see the ass on Minaj in this new vid. It's a sight to see man. Just mute it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs

EPL manager mad racist
http://deadspin.com/premier-league-text-message-scandal-is-making-everybody-1625469796

Semi-NSFW - Amanda Cerny Playing Basketball
http://imgur.com/gallery/rEi2n

Talib Kweli don't give a fuck
http://www.barstoolsports.com/philly/super-page/rapper-talib-kweli-bluntly-gives-cnn-his-two-cents-on-their-ferguson-coverage/

50 changes his deal from Harry Potter to Cat in the Hat cause he knows Floyd can't read Harry Potter, this is LULZ
http://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/super-page/50-cent-has-changed-his-challenge-to-floyd-mayweather-because-he-knows-floyd-cant-read-harry-potter/

Man, racist and gay... Donald Sterling edition
http://gawker.com/v-stiviano-says-donald-sterling-is-gay-and-she-was-his-1625333748/1625357031/+Sean-Newell

Shit, I can't handle this right now, NSFWish
http://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/super-page/dani-mathers-is-doing-a-thing-where-she-puts-her-face-in-other-girls-asses-and-i-for-one-dont-mind-it-at-all/

McDonald's introduces MOTZY STICKS
http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/stop-the-presses-mcdonalds-mozzarella-sticks-are-a-thing/

The UConn-UMass Football Rivalry Wikipedia Page Has A Great Image
http://deadspin.com/the-uconn-umass-football-rivalry-wikipedia-page-has-a-g-1625715366

This dog that hates his alarm clock is the man.
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/sleepy-dog-hates-alarm-clock-maybe-metaphor-humanity/717326/

JCVD's daughter winning the ice bucket boner award
http://wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net/809EBF/ec-origin.philly.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/08/y.gif

Bill Burr explaining why Yoko Ono is a cunt, pretty good stuff
http://www.barstoolsports.com/philly/super-page/bill-burr-explaining-why-yoko-ono-sucks-taking-you-into-the-weekend/ (MAJOR LOLZ)

Poet Known As The 'Lioness Of Iran' Dies At 87
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2014/08/19/341598792/poet-known-as-the-lioness-of-iran-dies-at-87

crinose
\KRAHY-nohs, KRIN-ohs\
adjective
1. hairy.

The World's Largest Deammonification System To Be Provided By World Water Works For DC Water http://www.wateronline.com/doc/the-world-deammonification-system-provided-world-dc-water-0001

Why Exactly Is There a 'Jarhead 2'? Hollywood's Secret-Sequel Economy
http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/why-exactly-is-there-a-jarhead-2-hollywoods-secret-sequel-economy/

Boner Alert - http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/kim-dejesus-put-a-beatdown-on-instagram-last-night/

22 People Who Should Have Definitely Not Taken The Ice Bucket Challenge
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/just-donate-the-money

Ice Bucket Challenge Pioneer Corey Griffin Dies at 27 After Diving Accident
http://www.eonline.com/news/570485/ice-bucket-challenge-pioneer-corey-griffin-dies-at-27-after-diving-accident

US journalist James Foley beheaded by IS fighters in Iraq. (NSFW starts at 1:55) - http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=bc1_1408481278

Apparently Dodgson from Jurassic Park was a super creeper: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/jurassic-park-actor-arrested-rape-kidnapping-13-year-old-girl-article-1.1819653

Does 'Trivago Guy' need a makeover?
http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/18/travel/trivago-guy-makeover/index.html?sr=fb082014trivago6pStoryLink

I've never seen the Trip movies but these Michael Caine impression-offs are pretty funny. Apparently the movies are just the two dudes going back and forth with impressions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFIQIpC5_wY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygxEPkufryI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nideg3ttOiU

Diplomats barred from taking part in ice bucket challenge - http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/in-the-loop/wp/2014/08/21/ambassadors-diplomats-house-members-are-barred-from-icebucketchallenge/

NSFW - Hot on/off Brunette Babe
http://i.imgur.com/Qs8l7A7.jpg

Nats game blooper: http://m.mlb.com/video/v35531769/ariwsh-fan-goes-headoverheels-after-harpers-foul

Greatest line every simpson character ever delivered, according to the Wire - http://www.thewire.com/entertainment/2014/08/the-greatest-line-every-simpsons-character-ever-delivered/378879/

Untranslatable words and their translations - http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/aug/21/12-untranslatable-words-and-their-translations

Monkey selfie can't be copyrighted - http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/08/monkeys-selfie-cannot-be-copyrighted-us-regulators-say/

Koko the gorillas weird world - http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2014/08/koko_kanzi_and_ape_language_research_criticism_of_working_conditions_and.single.html

Not sure how much you guys care, but for those who watch Top Chef and are into the good stuff, David Chang is opening something in DC next year and he's going to bring Christina Tosi (Milk Bar chef who made the crack pie famous in NYC) with him. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/going-out-guide/wp/2014/08/14/david-changs-d-c-momofuku-comes-with-a-sweet-side-christina-tosis-milk-bar/

Richard Attenborough dies at 90 (RIP Grandpa Hammond from JP1)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/24/richard-attenborough-dead-dies_n_5705605.html
I love of people thought David Attenborough died, as opposed to his brother Richard (aka John Hammond):
http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2014/08/25/rip-david-attenborough-twitterers-confuse-richard-brother-david

Viewer Beware: Watching Reality TV Can Impact Real-Life Behavior
http://www.npr.org/2014/08/24/342429563/viewer-beware-watching-reality-tv-can-impact-real-life-behavior  (been saying this to bitches for years now...fux...)

Two classy teams/fan bases showing their character:
http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/_/id/11345924/oakland-raiders-fan-hits-dallas-cowboys-bw-webb-joint-practice-brawl

Oden getting back on track:
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/11346371/greg-oden-faces-october-trial-battery-charges

MMA fighter beats the shit out of pornstar girlfriend, Dog is on the case - http://www.reviewjournal.com/entertainment/reel/dog-bounty-hunter-vows-track-down-war-machine

Remember Slamball? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ouXw328WYI

Ronaldo had the best ice bucket challenge - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCD-z91oKbw

Le'Veon Bell and LeGarrette Blount Arrested; Pot Charges Expected
http://deadspin.com/le-veon-bell-and-legarrette-blount-arrested-together-p-1624766517

KONGOS - Come With Me Now (chill song... allegedly...)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz2GVlQkn4Q

Amazing Champagne Glass concept: http://www.dezeen.com/2014/08/22/kate-moss-left-breast-champagne-coupe-34-restaurant/

Bill Burr's thoughts on the Ice Bucket Challenge - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SgSVun-CTw

Yahoo's fantasy football debacle — and why it was being compared to Obamacare last night
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/08/25/yahoos-fantasy-football-debacle-and-why-it-was-being-compared-with-obamacare-last-night/

Awesome JCVD Coors Commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVhJ3wd_F04

This guy's name is ridic - http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/_xTSDERYNiY/2014+Summer+Youth+Olympic+Games+Day+4/hZmiwZrGyqG/Faraj+Fartass

I wish all sports reporting was still like this: https://twitter.com/DugoutLegends/status/504297242610913280/photo/1

Good minor league manager meltdown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUTAupzcs20

HAhaha. Jake Tapper is confused by the militarization of the police.
http://gawker.com/jake-tapper-on-the-police-in-ferguson-this-doesnt-mak-1623782001

John Oliver did a good job of putting the NYT on notice on his show a week or two ago. http://www.salon.com/2014/08/04/must_see_morning_clip_native_advertising_is_dangerous_for_independent_journalism/

Bob Sapp vs Kimo - fight video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CguTRDDUNI&feature=youtu.be

Pangolins under threat in Gabon as demand surges in Asia
http://news.yahoo.com/pangolins-under-threat-gabon-demand-surges-asia-033210313.html

Ice Bucket Challenge goes wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5lJYeyGtYc

United passengers fight about legroom on plane and cause flight to divert for emergency landing. http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2014/08/26/knee-offender-united-flight-diverted-after-passengers-fight-over-legroom/

Flowchart: Should You Catcall Her?
http://www.playboy.com/articles/should-you-catcall-her-flowchart

Burger King's CEO is only 34
http://money.cnn.com/2014/08/25/investing/burger-king-ceo-age-33/index.html?iid=Lead

Braciole, short ribs, and sausage. Shit is real good and easy to make. http://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/sunday-sauce-with-sausage-and-braciole

Grantland article on SNL and race: http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/saturday-night-live-eddie-murphy-black-castmembers/
Here is the conclusion:
For now, Zamata's still in the cast. But hiring more non-white, non-straight people — to write and act — shouldn't be something SNL is shamed into doing. The show should reconsider itself in the spirit of competition. Until Zamata gets more to do than impersonate famous black people, we should be nervous for her — until she's as fully incorporated as Thompson, and both working alone and alongside him and Pharoah. When it comes to race, this great American show and its makers are just like America. Both have been around for a long fucking time, and they still haven't figured anything out.

Pit Bull Loves Bubbles More Than You've Ever Loved Anything, Probably
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/25/pitbull-loves-bubbles-video-bully-breeds-lovers_n_5710055.html?&ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000029

Alec Baldwin being the man
http://www.barstoolsports.com/m/boston/super-page/alec-baldwin-caught-a-stray-ball-at-the-us-open-and-gave-us-the-cockiest-ball-show-off-ever/

Sarah Silverman.  Boobs and a vape pen.  Pretty awesome.  http://decider.com/2014/08/25/sarah-silverman-pot-emmys-2014/?_ga=1.6556666.956555196.1394559864

First ever 3D-printed vertebra successfully implanted in 12-year-old cancer sufferer
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/first-ever-3dprinted-vertebra-successfully-implanted-in-12yearold-cancer-sufferer-9691685.html

Passengers who had mid-air brawl over 'knee defender' device that stopped seat reclining are arrested after emergency landing
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2734173/Cops-called-fliers-fight-seat-recline.html

Lingerie Football bench clearing brawl, ain't nothing wrong with that
http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_r8rw1ras/

Steve Carrell looks creepy in his new role as Du Pont, the rich Philly wrestling obsessed millionaire who ended up murdering Dave Schultz the wrestler in the 90's. Crazy ass story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwAEwHxIRXg

Great woman eating shit down a hill during a cheese run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW2108LQ63U

NSFW - Keira Knightley BEWBS (nice, but built for speed)
http://i.imgur.com/3ATHed3.png

Good God, Someone's Selling a 99-Pack of Beer
http://gizmodo.com/good-god-someones-selling-a-99-pack-of-beers-1626890533/+barryap

Man, ESPN is really in it's dark days, ratings are hurting, and they just continue to LOLitup
http://deadspin.com/espn-reports-on-who-is-and-isnt-showering-with-michael-1626967870

#LOLSochi continues
http://gizmodo.com/just-six-months-after-the-olympics-sochi-looks-like-a-1626519139/+tcraggs22

Landon Donovan to get final USA call-up, will play vs. Ecuador in October
http://www.si.com/soccer/planet-futbol/2014/08/26/landon-donovan-usa-usmnt-hartford-ecuador-jurgen-klinsmann

Thursday, August 7, 2014

Gotta Call Saul

Spurs new Assistant Coach is bangable
https://www.google.com/search?q=becky+hammon&client=firefox-a&hs=QPn&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=sb&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=7HjiU6XOPM-PyAT9tILIBQ&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1600&bih=780#imgdii=_

Sharktopus vs Pteracuda
http://www.mtv.com/news/1885330/sharktopus-vs-pteracuda-trailer/

NSFW - i love these scene
http://i.imgur.com/QN1pN.gif

NSFW - Neve Campbell
http://i.imgur.com/07QJEY3.gif

GREAT dunk reaction: http://vine.co/v/MVub3FrYn1B

Helluva goal in U-20 women's World Cup, yes, women's: http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2014/8/6/5977127/best-looping-volley-of-the-day-comes-from-womens-under-20-world-cup

HAHAHA! Colbert rips this new product APART... so good... "Vessyl Digital Cup"
http://thecolbertreport.cc.com/videos/9nzwjt/vessyl-digital-cup

Squirrel booby-trap
http://media.dumpert.nl/foto/2dc052de_aj6Y5nq_460sa_v1.gif

Cavaliers Finally Get Kevin Love, Ship Out Andrew Wiggins
http://deadspin.com/report-cavaliers-finally-get-kevin-love-ship-out-andr-1617515912

Greg Oden arrested in Indianapolis
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/11320319/former-top-pick-greg-oden-arrested-misdemeanor-battery-charges

Drunken Oklahoma teacher passes out in classroom
http://www.wtoc.com/story/26217273/drunken-oklahoma-teacher-passes-out-in-classroom

Washington DC from murder capital to boomtown
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-28605215

Larry David to Play Himself on Broadway
http://www.vulture.com/2014/08/larry-david-to-play-himself-on-broadway.html

Gross......
CNBC Social Media ‏@CNBCSocial  21m
Bed bugs found on 4 New York City trains: http://cnb.cx/1okoGAG 
http://t.co/zcoiT8LVSZ

Metta World Peace changing his name to Pandas Friend for his season in China
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/metta-world-peace-changing-panda-friend-article-1.1895263

Looks like living in Russia is getting even more shitty...
Russia Bans Nutella, Tabasco, French Cheeses, and Lots of Other Great Stuff
http://www.grubstreet.com/2014/08/russia-bans-lots-of-food.html

Lotta history nerds talking about Hiroshima and Nagasaki right now, what with the anniversary being this week and all.
http://www.commondreams.org/views06/0806-25.htm
http://www.ihr.org/jhr/v16/v16n3p-4_Weber.html

This is amazing. this guy is my hero...
"Man Buys Every Pie at Local Burger King to Spite Shitty Little Brat"
http://gawker.com/man-buys-every-pie-at-local-burger-king-to-spite-shitty-1617088150

Russia is full of racists - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/06/russia-racist-laser-obama_n_5656732.html

How To Approach A Group Of Girls Without Any Chance Of Failure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wog2rF7a48

If you're gonna spew, spew in this.

LOLZ - Kim Jong-un at a lube factory
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02996/potd-jong-paint_2996741k.jpg

NSFW - Hot Public Nude
http://i.imgur.com/ikzvz95.jpg

NSFW - this is what i want to do to yoga pants...
http://i.imgur.com/dpWu86y.gif

NSFW - Amateur Bae
http://i.imgur.com/78Rfyaa.jpg

NSFW - THIS IS HOT, YO!
http://i.imgur.com/1wXXmgw.jpg

Razor Ramon Hard Gay
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masaki_Sumitani

Razor Ramon Real Gay
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Makoto_Izubuchi

Check out this HOT, yet misunderstood, babe...
"Boy left in car while mom was in Florida bar"
http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/boy-left-in-car-while-mom-was-in-florida-bar

Richard Linklater's 'Spiritual Sequel' to 'Dazed and Confused' Might Actually Happen Now
http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/richard-linklaters-spiritual-sequel-to-dazed-and-confused-might-actually-happen-now/

Nats Fans Went A Little Crazy Over Jayson Werth Gnomes
http://deadspin.com/nats-fans-went-a-little-crazy-over-jayson-werth-gnomes-1616839094

LOLZ - Duck Slide (panty melter)
https://mediacru.sh/9micNCyqwURU

Russia gang hacks 1.2 billion usernames and passwords
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-28654613
and more on "How to Keep Data Out of Hackers' Hands"
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/06/technology/russian-gang-said-to-amass-more-than-a-billion-stolen-internet-credentials.html

Trader Joe Has a Brother. He's Even Better.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2013/12/02/aldi_grocery_store_best_in_america_related_to_trader_joe_s.html

Question on Marijuana Legalization Will Be on D.C. Ballot This Fall:
Initiative would go beyond decriminalization -- it would legalize marijuana
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Question-on-Legalizing-Marijuana-Will-Be-on-DC-Ballot-This-Fall-270162321.html

Chris Pratt AKA Andy Dwyer from parks n rec recently rapped Forgot about Dre on a radio station, and someone dubbed him over the beat and its funny and pretty impressive
http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/super-page/the-internet-syncs-chris-pratt-rapping-forgot-about-dre-to-the-actual-beat/

Polar Bear LOLZ
http://i.imgur.com/jKTzIE0.jpg

BLACK BLACK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCtXEFbc6Co

Jean-Claude Van Damme | The chewing gum commercial series | Japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCtXEFbc6Co

Kevin Mitchell don't play - http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/mets/strawberry-revisits-story-kevin-mitchell-killing-girlfriend-cat-article-1.1892666

True Detective news: http://www.mvtvsv.com/2014/08/true-detective-season-2-plot-details.html

Bears walking like humans LULZ in NJ
http://gawker.com/look-at-this-bear-walking-around-new-jersey-like-hes-a-1617056475/+tcraggs22

MJ and Kobe are carbon copies of each other
http://deadspin.com/video-michael-jordans-and-kobe-bryants-games-were-rema-1616986536

Great news for Eagles fans, KELLY GREEN jersies baby
http://deadspin.com/eagles-discussing-switch-back-to-kelly-green-uniforms-1616885121

BIKE RACE FIGHT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXvbEym3dYk

NSFW Selena Gomez titty pics, are they real?
http://lakalel33.tumblr.com/post/93900084186/nude-photos-of-former-disney-star-selena-gomez


AMAZON JUST ANNOUNCED SAME DAY DELIVERY IF YOU ORDER BEFORE NOON, $5.99 for prime members! BOO YA
http://phx.corporate-ir.net/phoenix.zhtml?c=176060&p=irol-newsArticle&ID=1955685&highlight=

UK linemen says his weight fluctuates cause he poops so much, like 3-5 times a day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4JdsjJDGS0

Forbes ranks DC as America's Coolest City:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/erincarlyle/2014/08/06/washington-d-c-tops-our-list-of-americas-coolest-cities/

Hork:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GOsSeS8Y1kg/UihYfx2EhcI/AAAAAAAADu0/dU_VDoQGtWY/s1600/Walking-Shark-Horse_TheZoom+dot+com.jpg

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Chankonabe

NSFW - Selfie - http://i.imgur.com/6CR0Gna.jpg

bugbear
\BUHG-bair\
noun
1. any source, real or imaginary, of needless fright or fear.
2. a persistent problem or source of annoyance.

I don't know why this is so funny to me... "Drunk Guy gets the Hose"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg8dOFDeZZ8

Fresno Grizzlies 'TMNT Night' featured a cosplay wedding proposal
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/8/3/5964585/fresno-grizzlies-tmnt-night-teenage-mutant-ninja-proposal-video

Alonzo Mourning's top ten plays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buX2Ml4qTxM

Flo from Progressive: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flo_%28Progressive_Insurance%29
is really this person: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephanie_Courtney (she's been doing this since 2008 and makes $500K a year - http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/actors/stephanie-courtney-net-worth/)

This will only be funny if you speak Farsi... actually, just know the word "dool" means "weiner"... and it should still be funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4PAJuw1WsA

Did you guys know that Goldust still wrestles and has convinced his brother to join him as Stardust for double the weird?  http://youtu.be/Oe9lPFOWaiA

Ray Rice apology wrong video blooper (LOLZ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URAh0TKUxmw

Fisherman drags gigantic 'super fish' through streets to market - end up being endangered species
http://nypost.com/2014/08/04/fisherman-drags-gigantic-super-fish-through-streets-to-market

Hozier - Someone New (play this song for your bae and rub her feeties on them rough days)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax3qCW319nk&list=PL91R-JoJB4veQwwQPq3gY7KGVJNPchcz_

"Apparently" This Kid is Awesome, Steals the Show During Interview
http://youtu.be/rz5TGN7eUcM

LOLMETS
http://larrybrownsports.com/baseball/mets-give-out-souvenir-with-phillies-logo/237669

A 2 star General was killed in Afghanistan today.  Highest ranking Army member to be killed in action since Vietnam. Pretty Crazy...
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/06/world/asia/afghanistan-attack.html

NYC Phish bros alert
http://phish.com/news/trey-anastasio-band-announces-pbs-front-and-center-performance-taping-at-brooklyn-bowl/

True Detective Season 2: Don't like where this cast is going one bit...
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2014/08/05/true_detective_season_2_cast_and_plot_details_reported.html

Jerry Jones being a rich pervert: http://deadspin.com/heres-a-lady-rubbing-her-face-on-jerry-joness-crotch-1616340521

These Peter Dinklage pics are pretty amazing
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/peter-dinklage-with-a-mullet-and-laser-gun-are-the-photos-yo#

Ultra-Repellent, Non-Stick Surface (SLIPS)
http://wyss.harvard.edu/viewpage/469

breastfeeding day -------
Gwen Stefani's NSFW nips oozing milk
http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/gwen-stefani-breastfeeding-son-apollo/gwen-stefani-breastfeeding-baby-apollo-0804-03

Olivia Wilde - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuSmAWPCYAAktw2.jpg

NSFW - So Hey We Can See Christina Aguilera Naked Finally But There Is A Catch
http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/super-page/so-hey-we-can-see-christina-aguilera-naked-finally-but-there-is-a-catch/

Female Runner Who Uses Nike+ to Draw Dicks Is an American Hero
http://jezebel.com/female-runner-who-uses-nike-to-draw-dicks-is-an-americ-1616462580/+tcraggs22

Tempura Fried Titties

'Ratty' released http://bbc.in/1qU3Xqd  100 water voles are being released to boost the animal's survival chances  https://twitter.com/BBCWalesNews/status/496251534402154496/photo/1

NSFW - Beaut - http://imgur.com/a/ufjBT

NSFW - hot on/off - http://i.imgur.com/h4U7Ncv.jpg

NSFW - Jiggly yammage - http://38.media.tumblr.com/ba0fbf4f66ab3129be2b094e6b877e32/tumblr_n7wd2yDAzy1sqkjcto2_500.gif

Slim Charles from The Wire was stabbed at Cafe Asia (DC) this weekend
http://www.wjla.com/articles/2014/08/anwan-glover-actor-in-the-wire-stabbed-in-d-c-nightclub-105713.html

"Like the 29 grand he had in his vehicle when he was arrested. Fact is, Irsay said, it's not unusual for him to have that kind of cash. Unafraid of making the point, he showed me a briefcase on his desk. When he opened it, I saw stacks and stacks of $100 bills." http://www.indystar.com/story/sports/nfl/colts/2014/06/10/bob-kravitz-exclusive-colts-owner-jim-irsay-opens-up-about-alcoholism-addiction-and-more/10282707/ Also, he was handing out 100 dollar bills at Colts training camp this week. Plus, his shirts are ridiculous.

Boy, 6, drives toy ATV onto Bronx parkway
http://www.newsday.com/news/new-york/boy-6-drives-toy-atv-onto-bronx-parkway-1.8956811

Brookland, DC moving on up
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/going-out-guide/wp/2014/08/01/street-smart-what-to-do-in-brookland/

Andrew discusses the animated hit comedy The LEGO Movie. Subjects include emergent order, creative destruction, and central planning.
http://econstories.tv/the-lego-movie/

Sheep Smokes Cyclist In Head-To-Head Race
http://deadspin.com/sheep-smokes-cyclist-in-head-to-head-race-1615720030

Robotic exoskeletons give dock workers superhuman lifting abilities
http://www.engadget.com/2014/08/04/daewoo-robotic-exoskeletons/

This is an amazing T-shirt for Price is Right
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/rate-this-price-is-right-shirt-two-in-the-plinko-one-in-the-stinko/

Coolest fucking seal ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97McCuWAynA

Elon Musk warns us about "Artificial Intelligence"
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/elon-musk-artificial-intelligence-may-be-more-dangerous-than-nukes/

There was an article about this dude blasted a while ago, here is a video...
"We caught up with the guy who has survived on pizza alone for the last 25 years"
http://youtu.be/os8V1EZNI8A?list=PLnPDn1Lb79JE_r6-E3KA-oiYav-XHqZQs

MMA weigh in brawl
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2151755-jon-jones-daniel-cormier-staredown-erupts-in-mgm-grand-brawl

Dwyane Wade's Save-The-Date Video Is Just As Corny As Everyone Else's
http://deadspin.com/dwyane-wades-save-the-date-video-is-just-as-corny-as-ev-1615912773

This girls ALS cold water challenge gave me slight chub
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/the-one-man-thrill-ride-does-the-ice-bucket-challenge/

Alcohol plus bike ramp dock equals concussed post-menopausal aunt Joni.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx_rfP773mE

Scalabrine Y'all
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuN2mLaCUAAuvpd.jpg

Good God, Paul George suffered a horrific broken leg at the team USA scrimmage: http://deadspin.com/paul-george-breaks-his-leg-horrifically-in-team-usa-scr-1614935035

Funny Clickhole video: Dude sits in a hot car for 3 hours to prove babies are weak assholes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nORv34CSYv0

U WOT M8?

Possibly the greatest 30 seconds in television history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzPDEirVTZk

I got this damn song stuck in my head today...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pONdKYbmOV0

Sam Cooke - Cupid - Live At The Harlem Square Club, 1963 (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VwJunYSUd8

Hot Crazy Matrix - A Man's Guide to Women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=hKWmFWRVLlU&app=desktop

Douche kicks squirrel into Grand Canyon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZShj1nD7z0&feature=youtu.be

Jesse Ventura wins $1.8M in actual-malice defamation trial over best-selling memoir
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/jesse_ventura_wins_1.8m_in_actual-malice_libel_trial_over_best-selling_amer/

Your Guide to Beef: http://i.imgur.com/lSKOWGt.jpg

Argument over fire pit leads to stabbing by sword
http://www.wtop.com/209/3673994/Argument-over-fire-pit-leads-to-stabbing-by-sword

Even English soccer reporters are amazed at the soccer tour in the US this summer
http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/aug/01/premier-league-united-states-manchester-united-liverpool-arsenal

Awesome article about the shift in youth basketball talent over the years.
http://grantland.com/features/nyc-basketball-decline-lance-stephenson-kareem-abdul-jabbar-stephon-marbury-kenny-anderson-tom-konchalski-nba/

GET THE WORD OUT! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_WOR22-SnY
W.H.O. Says Outbreak of Ebola Virus Is Outpacing Control Efforts
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/02/world/africa/african-leaders-and-who-intensify-effort-to-combat-ebola-virus.html?_r=0

LOLZ! Cowboys send out playoff tickets
http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/_/id/11295007/dallas-cowboys-include-playoff-tickets-package-season-ticket-holders

Here's the Dustin Johnson cokehead rumors (Vijay Singh threw him under the bus allegedly)
http://www.golfchannel.com/news/golf-central-blog/report-d-johnson-suspended-cocaine-use

On top of the cocaine DJ also banged a PGA tour members wife
http://deadspin.com/report-dustin-johnson-had-sexual-indiscretion-with-p-1614689008

ODESZA - My Friends Never Die (Little People Remix) (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjHmWfxQ-EM
music video (non-remix version): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyPtlOoCmV4

Deorro - Five Hours (Original Mix) (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF6JvbfYI-8

Here Is an Israeli Paper Column Titled "When Genocide Is Permissible"
http://gawker.com/here-is-an-israeli-paper-column-titled-when-genocide-i-1614631309

21 Genius Gadgets On Kickstarter Right Now
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mikespohr/21-genius-gadgets-on-kickstarter-right-now

This is how you teach your kid to wear his seatbelt in the front seat - LOLZ!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skcHUmddPIc


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Friday, August 1, 2014

Lolo Jones' Perfect Vajeen

New Jaeger Design for Pacific Rim 2
http://i.imgur.com/IKwtU6U.gif

Sweet Treats for the kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VXQltHSkyY&feature=youtu.be

Strong Candidate for the BroBlast theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPR108kwNo4&feature=youtu.be

Now would be a good time to visit Argentina
http://money.cnn.com/2014/07/30/investing/argentina-default-deadline/index.html?iid=HP_LN&hpt=hp_t2

7" Side A: The Gatherers - Words of My Mouth / Side B: The Upsetters - (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrtZHpPsZuU

What Science Says About Marijuana
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/31/opinion/what-science-says-about-marijuana.html?_r=0

Coffee Run with Rob Ford
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOgqymeAcpA

Woman Mistakenly Drives Her Car off Bridge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFMyfJReGhc

Yikes. http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000371939/article/david-wilson-reportedly-needs-miracle-to-play-again

This Russian may have ruined the secret that Russia has been operating in the Ukraine, he loves selfies
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2711722/The-Russian-soldier-selfie-obsession-prove-Putin-operating-Ukraine-Comms-officer-operates-kit-like-used-MH17-accidentally-reveals-border.html#ixzz393Relcir

NSFW - Lionel Messi's GF's ass is like WOAH
http://wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net/809EBF/ec-origin.chicago.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/07/624-480x612.jpg

i was hoping this would have a picture https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Komnenos_the_Fat

OMG! People helping people! This will make you cry!
http://www.themindawakened.com/2014/07/a-young-man-asks-homeless-man-to-borrow.html#pEZFZi53kxTCMtwP.01

This photo of 29 sumo wrestlers on same flight is pretty spectacular
http://www.foxsports.com/buzzer/story/29-sumo-wrestlers-on-flight-photo-073114

I wish all Chubby Bros could not give a fuck
https://twitter.com/joepardavila/status/491220243214528512/photo/1

If you fast-forward to 2 min and 20 sec, you'll see a dude shoot his own balls with a firearm just to one-up another bro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPP_pcsofJo

The Stones in the Park July 5 1969 1080P High Quality (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-YCqUMQ29U

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BroBlast Update from our COO - Esteban Lord of Dance:

"I signed the BroBlast up for Google Analytics. I realized after some research that a large number of the hits that the blog "Stats" page for the BroBlast are actually just bots (mostly Russian porn software), that generate fake hits on Blogger websites. Google Analytics avoids all this garbage and gives real stats on page-views from actual humans. I'm looking forward to seeing how many people really are blasting on the blog. Sadly, we will have to start over on page views, but it'll be interesting nonetheless."

"Also, I looked up www.broblast.com and these 2 little shytes own the domain."
http://nebula.wsimg.com/03a2446635eb4a3a5df6f7e276bd60fa?AccessKeyId=C674E9B446284EBAB1B5&disposition=0

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NSFW - Keisha Grey flashing in public - http://i.imgur.com/DW7iLW1.png

Chinese kids for sale http://space.echinacities.com/50019/blog/spacenodedetail/253

Like a real life Family guy skit....video at the bottem
http://www.avclub.com/article/video-dmx-slingshot-ride-proves-he-just-makes-thos-207495  (DMX fun)

A 'Kids' Cast Member Is Making a Documentary About 'Kids'
http://www.vice.com/read/hamilton-harris-kids-documentary-197

Matthew Lesko's Life Lessons
http://www.vice.com/video#g1bmF3bjp15p28OK65Ebhb-ZGlleobua

Your 'Craft' Rye Whiskey Is Probably From a Factory Distillery in Indiana
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/07/28/your-craft-whiskey-is-probably-from-a-factory-distillery-in-indiana.html

Pussy Fight Alert! Pussy Fight Alert!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/active/10999570/Orlando-Bloom-threw-punch-at-Justin-Bieber.html

Sabina Altynbekova Is Too Beautiful To Play Volleyball, Critics Say
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/27/sabina-altynbekova-beautiful-volleyball_n_5625530.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

Silly Cat Gif: http://imgur.com/E3EpuH8

The Deadpool test footage
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x22eged_deadpool-test-footage-in-hd_videogames

Animated GIFs Have Finally Invaded Street Art
http://gizmodo.com/animated-gifs-have-finally-invaded-street-art-1613267656

Sick wedding photo.
http://www.kern-photo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/wpid-hannah_chris_wilmington_delaware_wedding_photos_hotel_dupont_001-2013-06-29-23-00.jpg

Pedestrian Question - What is Gluten?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdJFE1sp4Fw

Barefoot Skiing Behind An Airplane
http://devour.com/video/barefoot-skiing-behind-an-airplane/
(i like the soundtrack, pumps me up)

Good futbol read, Julian green, bayern ...
http://www.si.com/soccer/planet-futbol/2014/07/30/karl-heinz-rummenigge-bayern-munich-julian-green-robert-lewandowski

Katie "Pageviews" Upton might be a stage 9 clinger
http://bustedcoverage.com/2014/07/30/kate-upton-pretty-much-begging-justin-verlander-to-marry-her/

Pregnant Wife Didn't Want To Pose For Maternity Pictures So Husband Takes The Pictures Himself http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/pregnant-wife-didnt-want-to-pose-for-maternity-pictures-and-the-photographer-was-already-paid-for-husband-takes-the-pictures-himself/

Jermaine Stewart HOT AND COLD (Weekend At Bernies Song) SINGLE VERSION (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yi4k6I9y1s

Inside the Qatar 2022 World Cup slave camps: Squalor, fear and death for the workers building football theatres of dreams  http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/inside-qatar-2022-world-cup-3380568

Local Philly Chef bashes people that don't eat Gluten (not counting Celiac folks)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/marc-vetri/im-gluten-intolerantintol_b_5614463.html

71 Movies Are About To Disappear From Netflix
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/71-movies-disappear-netflix-173422253.html

NY JETS  Lolz
http://espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp14/story/_/id/11281938/mark-sanchez-aims-rebuild-career-philadelphia-eagles
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/03/rex-ryan-reveals-the-fate-of-his-mark-sanchez-tattoo

Andrew Whitworth (OL for the Bengals) is a gigantic man: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bt0P3VECQAAbjsm.jpg:large

Rob Ford seesawing link: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtonD_3CYAE8a3E.jpg:large

Does this new ScarJo look confuse your boners?
http://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/super-page/oh-fuck-you-scarlett-johansson-why-would-you-ever-do-this-to-me/

JD Anderson: Strongman Breaks Cinder Blocks With His Head - America's Got Talent 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPzRG4-PuQQ

Poker Player Loses $1 Million After Incredible Bad Beat (this is intense)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V7aA0RHK-Q

GoPro: Epic Roof Jump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0xyzj545tc



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