Monday, September 29, 2014

Nocturnal Emissions should be called Snoregasms

New Thom Yorke album out now: http://www.tomorrowsmodernboxes.com/

4Chan prank against iphoners: http://sophosnews.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/apple-wave.jpg?w=640

The Daily Show Goes In On Redskins Name Controversy
http://deadspin.com/the-daily-show-goes-in-on-redskins-name-controversy-1639399523

This made me LOLZ big time... one dude out there has a personal vendetta against Hope Solo's vagina.... Only NSFW-Text
http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/super-page/this-guy-is-really-not-happy-with-hope-solos-vagina-from-the-fappening/

Just your average Facebook comment interaction...
http://i.imgur.com/WTp0ord.jpg

Derek Jeter, during farewell speech, tells fans he'll never set foot in the Bronx again - http://www.theonion.com/articles/derek-jeter-i-will-never-enter-this-part-of-the-ci,37023/

ODU Streaker Spikes Football, Evades Security (For A While) [NSFW?]
http://deadspin.com/odu-streaker-spikes-football-evades-security-for-a-wh-1639946356

Anyone catch the Family Guy season premiere that featured a Simpsons crossover last night?  There are some really good hidden burns this article points out:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/style-blog/wp/2014/09/29/family-guythe-simpsons-crossover-mocks-the-famous-rivalry-between-the-shows/

John Stockton's son is training with the Wiz:
http://wizardsmysticstoday.monumentalnetwork.com/2014/09/26/wizards-sign-six-for-training-camp

Classy move by the BoSox: http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_/id/11606552/boston-greats-honor-derek-jeter-final-mlb-game

100 Orgasms A Day: Freak Accident Leaves Man With Debilitating Disorder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfhmG_9ZqAs

Betty Boop was black http://www.powerfulblackstories.com/black-history/the-real-betty-boop/

NSFW NSFW NSFW
Fappening Organized in one place: http://www.imgrobot.com/devilsfruit/albums/?sort=date_desc&page=3

NSFW - take that! pew pew pew!
http://i.imgur.com/gY0MDsu.jpg

this is cool...old school medieval fighting techniques performed in actual suits of armor:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hlIUrd7d1Q&feature=youtu.be

Never Forget.... Original Epic Sax Guy... lolz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy1B3agGNxw

10 One-Star Yelp Reviews of Majestic National Parks
http://mashable.com/2014/09/29/yelp-reviews-national-parks/#:eyJzIjoidCIsImkiOiJfaHRwcThpZHh3YTNrZGU0aiJ9



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Thursday, September 25, 2014

Sally Swallows Spermcells by the Seashore

Big time Nicki Minaj LOLZ: http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ff_1536.jpg

Adorable doggy vine, panty melter: https://vine.co/v/O7E2TMi51qj

NSFW - Best plane ride ever... http://gfycat.com/FortunateScaryKagu

NSFW - Juicy yams - http://i.imgur.com/ENmcbFv.gif

NSFW - I could do this for days... http://i.imgur.com/6GJEc1C.gif

This guy will make you feel like a piece of shit for not having the balls to nationalize healthcare
http://news.sky.com/story/1341399/mps-sob-at-keep-your-mitts-off-my-nhs-speech

LOLZ: Dog poops mid competition: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Y7xEwm6n4

Fuck Buzzfeed, but i agree w/ most of these...
www.buzzfeed.com/hannahjewell/things-that-will-irritate-you-more-than-they-should

Latino Hunger games, LOLZ:
https://vine.co/v/M53KVdxhgKz

Sushi for lunch?
http://www.khou.com/story/news/health/2014/09/24/man-riddled-with-tapeworms-after-eating-contaminated-sushi/16182885/

Mayor DeBlasio: Groundhog Murderer: http://nypost.com/2014/09/25/groundhog-dropped-by-de-blasio-died-of-internal-injuries/

Eric Holder is stepping down:
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2014/09/25/351363171/eric-holder-to-step-down-as-attorney-general
I don't know enough about all his policies, but I can say I applaud his efforts to peel back the mandatory minimums on drug sentences and decisino to not thunderfuck CO's and WA's legalization of weed.

Fox News Host Calls Female Fighter Pilot 'Boobs on the Ground'
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/09/fox-news-boobs-on-the-ground.html

True Detective cast update - http://www.vulture.com/2014/09/rachel-mcadams-tayor-kitsch-reportedly-join-true-detective.html

B Simmons suspended for 3 weeks - http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/11586403/espn-suspends-bill-simmons-3-weeks-nfl-comments

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Fly Young Red

Weird Japanese show where people try to find things made of chocolate
http://imgur.com/gallery/lJS8Y

Emma Watson thing... it..it was all a hoax... :(
http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/1318/8975/original.jpg
(i suppose Rantic Marketing is going to get 4chan's wrath because of this)

NSFW - not nude, but quite yammy
http://i.imgur.com/xj8GpKn.jpg

NSFW - Welsh Hottie Jess Davies
http://i.imgur.com/gaYCrpw.jpg

NSFW - this may be the strangest tumblr i've ever done seen... view at your own risk...
http://fostalicska.tumblr.com/

NSFW - in her dorm room
https://i.imgur.com/BotN8yQ.jpg

NSFW - Awesome selfie GIF
http://i.xxslutz.com/upload/2014/07/26/20140726071834-f2938542.gif

NSFW - Topless in Jeans
http://i.imgur.com/7wDWCQY.jpg

NSFW - The Euro FAPPENING site has a bunch still archived (a lot of pop-up ads, but worked fine for me)
http://thefappening.eu/


Tech company finds mysterious fake cell towers in DC area
http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/26610194/tech-company-finds-mysterious-fake-cell-towers-in-dc-area

Family Cleans House, Finds Pet Tortoise Missing Since 1982
http://www.treehugger.com/natural-sciences/family-cleans-house-and-finds-pet-tortoise-went-missing-30-years-earlier.html

Fly Young Red - first openly gay rapper... not gonna lie, when i first watched this it took me about 1:30 minutes before i realized all the people twerking were actually dudes...
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE

Here's a map of Liam Neeson's pan-continental murder spree
http://www.avclub.com/article/heres-map-liam-neesons-pan-continental-murder-spre-209517

Lolz - Congressman Embroiled In Sexting Scandal Explains: 'I Wanted That Girl To See My Penis' http://www.theonion.com/video/congressman-embroiled-in-sexting-scandal-explains,36995/

Phil Selway's new jam (drummer from RadioHeadz) (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAJYoTCEZhk

Oldest Bar in each state (and D.C.)
http://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/america-s-oldest-bars-the-oldest-bar-in-all-50-us-states-and-washington-dc

Albino hedgehogs rescued in Northumberland
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-tyne-29349085

Man rocks multiple hairstyles for art project, all using his own hair - http://cnnphotos.blogs.cnn.com/2014/09/23/comb-overs-curls-and-crew-cuts/?hpt=hp_c3

John Malkovich recreates iconic portraits - http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/23/showbiz/gallery/john-malkovich-iconic-portraits/index.html?hpt=hp_c3

This should be an anti drug video about the dangers of excessive cocaine use.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4jnaznUoQ

this is apparently the battle that inspired the ending from the Last Samurai https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Shiroyama

This is pretty great. All these iPhones were just going to China.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef_BznBwktw

Haha. K&P is back! This made me lol at my desk. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtgY1q0J_TQ&list=PL83DDC2327BEB616D

Lolz: http://imgur.com/nOf8obF


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Tuesday, September 23, 2014

FAP Nazi says, "No FAP for you!"

nidificate
\NID-uh-fi-keyt\
verb
1. to build a nest.

Report: Rob Bironas Tried Running Someone Off The Road Before Crash
http://deadspin.com/report-rob-bironas-tried-running-someone-off-the-road-1637956350

Phil Simms outsmarted by cup of tea
http://awfulannouncing.com/the-locker/phil-simms-outsmarted-cup-tea.html

Meet the World's Grumpiest Frog
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/meet-worlds-grumpiest-frog

The Story Behind Bill Murray And Harold Ramis' 21 Year Rift
http://uproxx.com/movies/2014/09/the-story-behind-bill-murray-and-harold-ramis-21-year-rift/

Big Ups to DC's best neighborhood bar!
http://www.popville.com/2014/09/happy-3rd-anniversary-to-boundary-stone-celebrate-thursday-with-a-band-and-3-local-drafts-all-night/

Tennis - I'm Callin' (chill song) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU57kJyrSTw

Moon Hooch: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert (chill song, sexy sax) (The drummer needs to wear sunglasses, he has terrifying eyes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwBhxBBa7tE

People were tweeting the wrong Brandon Marshall last night during the game. It's funny how stupid people are. https://twitter.com/BMarshh54?original_referer=http%3A%2F%2Fsports.yahoo.com%2Fblogs%2Fshutdown-corner%2Fdenver-s-brandon-marshall-trolls-fans-who-think-he-s-chicago-s-brandon-marshall-135608294.html&tw_i=514231606463459328&tw_p=tweetembed

Michael Ruffin Blows It (remember this?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqgYNPANWa0

LOLMets
http://www.crossingbroad.com/2014/09/mets-try-imametsfanbeacause-hashtag-realize-their-fans-are-depressed.html

John Oliver takes his run at Roger Goodell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM8qVuc32Rc

NSFW - Thomas the Wank Engine!
http://38.media.tumblr.com/ca9c02fa8535d7de528e1b7762db3370/tumblr_nbylo6G0qI1rsxqqio1_400.jpg    (LOLZ!)

Probably NSFW - How To Eat Pussy – A Magical Guide For Evolved People
http://mytinysecrets.com/how-to-eat-pussy-a-magical-guide-for-evolved-people/

New David Simon HBO show coming
http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2014/jul/31/david-simon-show-me-a-hero-the-wire-treme-hbo
and
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Show_Me_a_Hero
and
http://www.amazon.com/Show-Me-Hero-Lisa-Belkin/dp/0316088641

Paper banner too much for pee wee football players - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-QW2YhKq-A#t=35

John Coltrain Quartet - Lonnie's Lament (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8x-2-Zq3FQ

Metal filings bumpin to some electronic beats - http://digg.com/video/these-metal-filings-are-just-waiting-for-the-drop

There Are No Pandas On Metta World Peace's New Panda Shoes
http://deadspin.com/there-are-no-pandas-on-metta-world-peaces-new-panda-sho-1638041721

Orioles mascot gets punched in the nuts, fights back
http://www.tmz.com/2014/09/23/orioles-mascot-nut-puncher-it-was-on-my-bucket-list/

Seattle's head coach - http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/191s06rwtuk0lgif/original.gif (LOLZ)

You HAVE to respect Lamar Hunt's Arrowhead Stadium suite, it's nice than my apartment.
http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/chiefs-owner-clark-hunt-has-a-suite-at-arrowhead-that-is-bigger-and-nicer-than-everyones-apartment/

Gyan to speak on journalist beating and refute human sacrifice rumors in press conference
http://prosoccertalk.nbcsports.com/2014/09/23/gyan-to-speak-on-journalist-beating-and-refute-human-sacrifice-rumors-in-press-conference/

Springsteen turns 65 today.
https://twitter.com/NYTArchives/status/514505760085405696/photo/1


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Monday, September 22, 2014

Quit being a DilRod

Rice case: purposeful misdirection by team, scant investigation by NFL
http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/11551518/how-ray-rice-scandal-unfolded-baltimore-ravens-roger-goodell-

NSFW - Vanessa Hudgens nude
http://imgur.com/a/ft9HG

Lonesome George and the Galapagos Today: What the Tortoise Taught Us
http://www.amnh.org/calendar/lonesome-george-and-the-galapagos-today-what-the-tortoise-taught-us

Derek Jeter Ass-Eating Gossip We Really Want To Be True
http://deadspin.com/derek-jeter-ass-eating-gossip-we-really-want-to-be-true-1636889346

NSFW - This link may be broken, but J-Law part 2, The Fappening Part 2
http://m.imgur.com/a/ml5YP

NSFW - This link might also be dead by now, full Fappening Part 2:
http://fap.jesus.si

NSFW - Same with this, Fappening Part 2
http://ble.ac/1BY8KJ0

Daily Show Forces Showdown Between Redskins Fans and Native Americans
http://gawker.com/daily-show-forces-showdown-between-redskins-fans-and-na-1637226243/+samer

ENTERING NSFW ZONE-------------------------------------------------------
More fap links:

2014-09-21) https://volafile.io/get/E7YXP-pAI6piB/jojo.zip jojo

https://volafile.io/get/UtPJPutAI6paB/marykate.zip mary-kate olsen

http://www76.zippyshare.com/d/66293075/2123/Yvonne.zip yvonne strahovski
(2014-09-21) http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/9ev91u24qmjx6o3632q1fevao5z9yti8/ Leven Rambin

(2014-09-21) http://www44.zippyshare.com/v/9869145/file.html abagail spencer credit:based OP
             http://www31.zippyshare.com/v/9072429/file.html

http://www6.zippyshare.com/v/77682489/file.html meagan good

http://www60.zippyshare.com/v/8641103/file.html rachel nichols   

http://www40.zippyshare.com/v/66525289/file.html another gabrielle union

http://www54.zippyshare.com/v/47748802/file.html amber heard   

http://www67.zippyshare.com/v/45988561/file.html rihanna             
(2014-09-21) http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/mx6qdj37jk2fuwrnhp12k08sgh12hrg4/ bosworth, missed this one. credit:vampduckula

2014-09-22) http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/2y9t9c7e7poin3xcv48f6izb62jats7v/ Leelee set     
(**NOTICE**) since saturday, when we accidentally downed vpaste.net and moved hosts, we have had 10 million+ page views :o
(2014-09-22) https://mega.co.nz/#!ZYcw1Kzb!ndXYvUMX2HgslScapuEfXDa8R4eaRxaDVGaFbNyUaGw yvonne rar, re-uploaded.

(2014-09-21) http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/usniajluxp9x83cdhd60ubrzgvsgvqwq/ swanepoel*
(2014-09-21) http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/e9kzkeo4mxl8evp3pg6czvs6pnxormc5/ full scarlett, thanks:mickey
(2014-09-21) http://110.imagebam.com/download/jWmUxg2SVIynlXUF31k2GQ/35274/352738972/SJ.jpg scarlett
(**NOTICE**) apologies to the volafile room, we fucked up

EXIT NSFW ZONE -------------------------------------------------------------------

Comedy Central skewers Redskins name controversy with South Park commercial
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2014/09/21/comedy-central-skewers-redskins-name-controversy-with-south-park-commercial/

We're gonna need a bigger boat!  Lolz
http://imgur.com/gallery/gOoNDPU

Florida Satanic Church Is Now Passing Out Children's Coloring Books In Public Schools
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/19/satanic-coloring-book_n_5846640.html

NSFW - Huge Malena Morgan imgur album
http://imgur.com/a/uUJWm

NSFW - Real babe, keeping it real
http://i.imgur.com/05cZ0Fu.jpg

NSFW - Aubrey Plaza masterbating video
http://gfycat.com/AgileDetailedAnnelida

NSWF - Awesome outfit
http://i.imgur.com/RbfIWU2.jpg

NSWF - Awesome public striptease
http://imgur.com/a/Zk1El

NSFW - GREAT GIFT IDEA THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, Amazon Book....
http://i.imgur.com/6lk5PSl.jpg

NSFW  - Kim Kardashian Nudie selfie
http://imgur.com/a/41pcu

RIP Rob Bironas - http://www.tennessean.com/story/titansinsider/2014/09/21/titans-rob-bironas-nfl-metro-police/16001413/

Emperor of these United States, and Protector of Mexico http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton


Mike Tyson Mysteries is an upcoming animated television series from Warner Bros. Animation for Adult Swim. Slated for a Fall 2014 premiere date, the series will feature Mike Tyson solving mysteries, in the style of Scooby-Doo! and Mr. T.[1] A sneak peek for the show premiered at the San Diego Comic-Con International on July 25, 2014
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Tyson_Mysteries

Damn this zombie snail article gets crazier and crazier as it goes on. http://www.wired.com/2014/09/absurd-creature-of-the-week-disco-worm

HAHAHAHA, This GIF hit me right in the funny bone (Semi-NSFW)
http://38.media.tumblr.com/eda1b31db17abdc47ee7dc0e78f80656/tumblr_mvfpbzFuit1r868elo1_500.gif

Meet fred from FHRITP at this rave (That stands for FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY)
http://fhritp.com/fhritp-shows/

Ray Lewis On Ray Rice: 'There Are Some Things You Can Cover Up, And There Are Some Things You Can't' http://www.sportsgrid.com/nfl/ray-lewis-on-ray-rice-there-are-some-things-you-can-cover-up-and-there-are-some-things-you-cant/

New Radiohead coming soon? http://www.salon.com/2014/09/22/new_radiohead_music_on_the_way_thom_yorke_shares_cryptic_message_with_fans/

Comedy Central is going all in against the Skins...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnK-jYzaWtw
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/the-daily-show-springs-showdown-with-native-americans-on-redskins-fans/2014/09/19/c6c5f936-3f73-11e4-b03f-de718edeb92f_story.html

For all you Clash of Clans nerds out there...
http://www.allclash.com/why-loot-is-very-bad-right-now/

'F*ck it, I quit': TV reporter Charlo Greene quits live on air in spectacular fashion
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/lists/fck-it-i-quit-tv-reporter-charlo-greene-quits-live-on-air-in-spectacular-fashion-9748394.html

Decent article on the violence of football and the violence of football players:
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11558730/does-football-contribute-bad-behavior-nfl-prevent
(I didn't know that about Bess)

Anyone remember the original Total Recall with Arnold?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/11113452/Third-boob-woman-I-had-a-third-breast-implant-so-I-can-turn-off-men.html

TIL that the 10 richest women in the world all inherited their wealth from either their father or late husband.
http://www.likesharetweet.com/shock/top-7-richest-women-in-the-world/

Qatar Will Not Host 2022 World Cup, Says FIFA Official
www.buzzfeed.com/franciswhittaker/qatar-will-not-host-2022-world-cup-says-fifa-official

bad emissions
http://mobile.nytimes.com/redirect?to-mobile=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2F2014%2F09%2F22%2Fscience%2Fearth%2Fscientists-report-global-rise-in-greenhouse-gas-emissions.html%3Fsmid%3Dtw-share%26_r%3D0%26referrer%3D

Football brawls in the stands...
Arizona-49ers
http://deadspin.com/brawl-at-cardinals-game-goes-tumbling-down-the-stairs-1637605594

Philly
http://deadspin.com/ugly-brawl-at-eagles-game-features-green-on-green-viole-1637631805


Hulu orders new series from J.J. Abrams and Stephen King
http://streamdaily.tv/2014/09/22/hulu-orders-new-series-from-j-j-abrams-and-stephen-king/

Emma Watson nudies to be leaked in 4 days, OMG
http://www.emmayouarenext.com/  <---- this is SAFE
Bold moves from the 4chan hackers...
http://www.businessinsider.com/4chan-hackers-threatening-to-post-naked-photographs-of-emma-watson-2014-9

Seattle Bar Owner Pours All His Pabst Down the Drain Because He Refuses To Support Putin
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/seattle-bar-owner-pours-all-his-pabst-down-the-drain-because-he-refuses-to-support-putin/



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Friday, September 19, 2014

Little Richie & 3J from Family Matters

Scotland is NOT free: http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/scotland-independence-vote/scottish-independence-vote-results-clackmannanshire-orkney-shetland-islands-and-western-isles-vote-no-in-historic-referendum-30597133.html

One Of The First People To Buy An iPhone 6 Dropped It On TV
http://kotaku.com/one-of-the-first-people-to-buy-an-iphone-6-dropped-it-l-1636681184/+lukeplunkett

Six Iranians who made their own YouTube of Pharrell's Happy, adding the twist that they're "Happy I'm from Tehran," are sentenced to a year in prison and 91 lashes for violating Islamic law (dancing with members of the other sex and women appearing without a headscarf):
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-29272732

Hope Solo and the domestic violence case no one is talking about
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/wp/2014/09/19/hope-solo-and-the-domestic-violence-case-no-one-is-talking-about/

'Thank God for the Saudis': ISIS, Iraq, and the Lessons of Blowback
U.S lawmakers encouraged officials in Riyadh to arm Syrian rebels. Now that strategy may have created a monster in the Middle East.
http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2014/06/isis-saudi-arabia-iraq-syria-bandar/373181/

Some real nerdy in-depth football analysis of Antonio Gates' route running: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2203031-antonio-gates-reminding-nfl-fans-defenses-hes-not-done-yet

Devin Hester broke the record for most career punt/kick returns last night, do yourself a favor and watch the first 19: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuCMb9FYyDA#t=40

Philosophy and Neuroscience for the C-Suite:
http://blogs.hbr.org/2014/09/how-philosophy-makes-you-a-better-leader/

Rand Paul Eats Up Hoax That John McCain Met With ISIS
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/09/17/rand-paul-eats-up-those-long-debunked-mccain-isis-rumors.html

If you're in Cali, you should try to make it to this:
http://www.montereybayaquarium.org/visit/special-events/otter-days

Eating Corn on the Cob on the metro during rush hour
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/reader-email-rate-how-big-of-a-savage-move-it-is-to-eat-corn-on-the-cob-on-the-orange-line/

This is pretty comical. Yahoo's actual business is worth less than $0.
http://www.businessinsider.com/yahoo-stock-crashes-as-alibaba-ipos-2014-9

Pray for Kim Jong Un as he recovers from a Swiss Cheese addicition
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2760492/Is-Kim-Jong-ill-North-Korean-dictator-poor-health-weight-ballooned-thanks-obsession-cheese.html#ixzz3DgWRJt80

Weird Bday wish from Arnold to his son
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/how-fucking-weird-is-arnold-schwarzeneggers-instagram-post-wishing-his-son-a-happy-birthday/

Bill Clinton Lolz
http://i.imgur.com/ihNVB5n.gif

I don't know what this is because NY Times is all fancy and won't just give you a brief summary, but it was sent to me to add to the BroBlast list, so here:
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/09/19/travel/reif-larsen-norway.html?_r=0


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Thursday, September 18, 2014

Brown Corn Chowder

NSFW - Inviting you in for a fine bowl of borscht - on/off - http://i.imgur.com/uJw6QGD.jpg

NSFW - you know this is real because of the sock marks - http://i.imgur.com/N1680UU.jpg

NSFW - keeping it real with this bae - http://i.imgur.com/l4Yrzbv.jpg

NSFW - Brown stripes - http://i.imgur.com/40BXCaL.jpg

NSFW - Squat Sauna - http://i.imgur.com/Afln0FE.jpg

NSFW - football game, then sexual rendez-vous - http://i.imgur.com/xlilMCh.jpg

NSFW - Squishy mirror selfie - http://i.imgur.com/kjcqWpH.jpg

NSFW - Happy on/off - http://i.imgur.com/Ym2kT7w.jpg

NSFW - this is every single one of my skater friends' fantasy - http://i.imgur.com/nO9jj85.gif

I enjoyed this recipe/story:  http://imgur.com/a/skc8w

Cardinals' Jonathan Dwyer arrested in domestic violence incident
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/09/17/reports-cardinals-jonathan-dwyer-in-domestic-violence-incident/

This makes me angry - http://elitedaily.com/life/50-things-millennials-make-corporate-america-uncomfortable/758330/

Good piece on the all the bullshit going on with the NFL - http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2014/09/18/max-nfl-scandals-george-carlin-and-glass-houses/
"Since 2000, there have been no fewer than 85 reported cases of domestic abuse involving NFL players. Question: What do you think domestic abuse looks like in real-time? Why did America fail to process the barbarism of the 84 cases that preceded Ray Rice's?"

Netflix tips
http://www.vulture.com/2014/09/15-netflix-hacks.html

Dude just casually air-drying that asshole
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/dude-just-casually-air-drying-that-asshole/

Steve Smith Says He Really Knows How To Treat A Lady In A Hotel Elevator… You Get Her Pregnant http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/steve-smith-says-he-really-knows-how-to-treat-a-lady-in-a-hotel-elevator-you-get-her-pregnant/

Jonathan Dwyer head-butted his wife after she refused sex, police report says
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/jonathan-dwyer-head-butted-his-wife-after-she-refused-sex-police-report-says/

Armpit hair fire causes car crash that injures five teens: sheriff
http://linkis.com/pix11.com/2014/09/18/QqCZU

The Best Movies on Netflix via NYMag
http://www.vulture.com/2014/09/best-movies-on-netflix-streaming.html

8 of the Weirdest, Funniest, Most Decadent Cheeseburgers You've Ever Seen
www.menshealth.com/nutrition/decadent-cheeseburgers

Boner Dog Is Feeling Super Conflicted About His Giant Dog Boner
http://rabbithole.deadspin.com/boner-dog-is-super-conflicted-about-his-giant-dog-boner-1636435615

Ha. Fresh new Key & Peele before season 4 starts next week - http://www.cc.com/video-clips/ydoqzq/key-and-peele-alien-imposters

 I've been waiting for someone to crunch these numbers- http://www.ibtimes.com/nfl-domestic-violence-how-do-arrests-ray-rice-adrian-peterson-other-players-compare-rest-1690695

Fat baby likes 2 Chainz: Max Lolz!
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152697231459025&permPage=1

Cosby Sweaters Forever
http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/18/showbiz/cosby-sweaters-irpt/index.html?hpt=hp_t4

Weird fact...Sam Simon, co-creator of Simpsons, was married to this actress for 7 years...and she does the voice of Bonnie on Family Guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Tilly

Lil Dicky - Lemme Freak (Official Video of his latest song) - it's really good...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocGiulPm3IU

survivalist added to FBI's top 10 most wanted list, this is good, should be caught by next Friday now
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/eric-frein-pennsylvania-shooting-suspect-on-fbis-ten-most-wanted/

Bro quits drinking competition, immediately falls into the "puke pit"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ4GGMj3DoI


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Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Fister? But i barely know her...

NSFW - Fit MILF - http://i.imgur.com/VwTthZz.jpg

NSFW - hot College bae - http://i.imgur.com/wAyjYYq.jpg

NSFW - this chick looks like Justin Long - http://i.imgur.com/sK42onk.jpg

NSFW - Full Asian Frontal w/ a little Bewsh - http://i.imgur.com/GSPVKD7.jpg

NSFW - Topless babe wearing undies - http://i.imgur.com/ZeKkzTj.jpg

NSFW - on/off happiness - http://i.imgur.com/oH8lO8b.jpg

I guess semi-NSFW... more like TWFW (Too Weird For Work)...
Man gets caught on camera sniffing butts in a public restroom http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY3Vt-6Ovmc

I love Japan. LOLZ!  http://i.imgur.com/bKNKwaI.gif

Rahm Emanuel declares Sept. 23rd David Bowie Day in Chicago: http://pitchfork.com/news/56730-september-23-declared-david-bowie-day-in-chicago/

How Twitter May Have Helped Track Down the Suspects from a Philadelphia Police Surveillance Video https://storify.com/mkramer/how-twitter-tracked-down-the-suspects-from-a-ppd-v

This is from Monday, but I still likes it - http://deadspin.com/patriots-coach-bill-belichick-tongues-his-girlfriend-1635037892

Colts' collapse cost bettor $100K on 15-team parlay
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/colts-collapse-cost-bettor-100k-15-team-parlay/241558

Apple's Next Major Product Unveiling Is Coming Next Month
http://www.businessinsider.com/apple-ipad-air-2-release-rumors-2014-9

LOLZ GIF (Semi-NSFW if you're a wanker)
http://i.imgur.com/LfyYlYA.jpg

Buster Keaton gifs
http://imgur.com/gallery/Bcg77

Roger Goodell suspends Anheuser Busch for conduct detrimental to the league
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2014/09/roger-goodell-suspends-anheuser-busch-for-conduct-detrimental-to-the-league.html
(It's a parody site and author (PFTcommenter) who speaks like commenters on the ProFootballTalk site and are notorious for spelling/punctuation errors and racism)

Charleston Bro I know wants to open a brew-pub in Charleston, SC (new concept, legally-speaking, in Charleston since June 2014) - https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/revelry-brewing-crowdfunding-project

NFL LULZ
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/09/17/gloria-allred-calls-presser-to-detail-another-nfl-abuse-case/

Who brings a homeless man into a married threesome?
http://www.mlive.com/news/bay-city/index.ssf/2014/09/court_records_jealous_bay_city.html

"Passenger Shaming": Pictures of the Rudest, Grossest Passengers in the Air
https://www.yahoo.com/travel/passenger-shaming-pictures-of-the-rudest-grossest-97733539572.html

How We Missed Mullah Omar: An inside account of America's botched first Predator mission.
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2014/09/how-we-missed-mullah-omar-111026.html#.VBoGEBZYDTl

DC Bros: The latest on the next major piece of H Street:
http://www.bizjournals.com/washington/breaking_ground/2014/09/showtime-for-the-apollo-work-begins-on-whole-foods.html?page=all

 the latest on human rights in North Korea:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/09/17/north-korea-wrote-a-53558-word-report-on-its-human-rights-record-the-conclusion-its-pretty-good/

blasted, but good otter dunk
http://a.fod4.com/misc/Otter%20Slam.gif

Haha, this article was good but the last line sealed the deal. http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-not-himself-until-he-has-so-much-coffee-he-fee,36933/
Best Cities for Millennials http://www.theonion.com/articles/best-cities-for-millennials,36937/
REVENGE http://www.theonion.com/articles/hr-sends-out-reminder-email-about-not-scrawling-re,36916/

The customer told police he asked Symonds how old he was.
"18," Symonds said.
"So you are old enough to know better than to put your balls on someone's pizza," the customer said.
http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/26544147/texas-worker-charged-with-tampering-with-pizza

This is good shit for NBA fans.
http://grantland.com/the-triangle/grantland-exclusive-redacted-nba-scouting-reports/

The Movies of 1994: Pondering the Time-Travel Insanity of JCVD's 'Timecop'
http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/the-movies-of-1994-pondering-the-time-travel-insanity-of-jcvds-timecop/

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Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Nacho Bewbs

LOL - Tammy, just step over the rope...
http://imgur.com/gallery/V12Lcwb

Nerd Raps in the Hood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtLpR_xa4eE

Giancarlo Stanton's broken face update: http://www.si.com/mlb/2014/09/16/miami-marlins-giancarlo-stanton-face-injury\

Hot teacher banging her male students
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2014/09/16/bucks-music-teacher-charged-with-having-sex-with-male-student-14/
Her mug shot: http://media.philly.com/images/bridget-szychulski-mug.jpg

Ol Jimmy Dolan back at it again.
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/jim-dolan-on-good-day-ny-performing-with-his-band/

Gerard Depardieu drinks 14 bottles of wine a day....of course he does
http://uproxx.com/filmdrunk/2014/09/gerard-depardieu-says-he-drinks-14-bottles-of-wine-a-day/

The Death of Adulthood in American Culture
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/14/magazine/the-death-of-adulthood-in-american-culture.html?_r=0

Will Portland Always Be a Retirement Community for the Young?
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/21/magazine/will-portland-always-be-a-retirement-community-for-the-young.html?_r=0

If you feel like getting weird, here is the set list from Sunday's Jack White show (with imbedded videos and/or links):
http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/jack-white/2014/merriweather-post-pavilion-columbia-md-4bcfe37a.html

Two British Tourists Murdered With Hoe on Thailand's Koh Tao: Cops
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/two-british-tourists-murdered-hoe-thailands-koh-tao-cops-n203476

Pretty questionable rankings, but interesting nonetheless:
http://www.si.com/nba/2014/top-100-nba-players-2015-list

 "Where We Came From and Where We Went, State by State" http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/08/13/upshot/where-people-in-each-state-were-born.html

This Woman Claims She Can Give Blowjobs That Are So Good, They're Fatal
http://www.vice.com/read/sex-tips-from-the-internets-weirdest-sex-expert-079
(her videos have been blasted before, but this is the VICE piece)

Who woulda thunk Charlie Chaplin's granddaughter would be so bangable?
https://www.google.com/search?q=Oona+Chaplin&rlz=1C1ASUC_enUS575US575&oq=Oona+Chaplin&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.472j0j7&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8

Nacho Car in DC: http://dc.eater.com/archives/2014/09/16/the-nacho-car-is-in-service-chuys-opens-today.php



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Noam Chomsky uses #NoamNoamNoam when instagramming his food pics

NSFW - Hottie with Body
http://i.imgur.com/71OAB7D.jpg

NSFW - Real Yams, on a real Monday
http://i.imgur.com/q5fGGVP.jpg

NSFW - Hopefully this is a Burger King bathroom...where real fantasies live...
http://i.imgur.com/TlR6JbA.jpg

NSFW - Hips & Nips
https://i.imgur.com/M7f97YC.jpg

NSFW - Fit Bod
http://i.imgur.com/0jiJAx9.jpg

NSFW - I wish all Rave Parties were like this
http://gfycat.com/ScholarlyVelvetyEmperorpenguin

NSFW - Beach babe
http://i.imgur.com/uesg0Ne.jpg

NSFW - Knitted Dress
http://i.imgur.com/kmLcRta.jpg

NSFW - Stacey Dash's nude photos
http://dialoguemagazine.com/index/2012/01/14/stacey-dashs-nude-playboy-photos/

Man cooked girlfriend's dog... fed it to her
http://nypost.com/2014/09/13/man-arrested-after-cooking-girlfriends-dog-feeding-it-to-her/

This is really cool... Guy takes clips of amateur musicians on YouTube and edits them together to make a song.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoHxoz_0ykI

flapdoodle    
\FLAP-dood-l\
noun
1. Informal. nonsense; bosh.

Semi-NSFW
Good list of porn stars:
http://www.imgur.com/gallery/oyIw9

Durant at the Skins game:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2014/09/14/kevin-durant-john-wall-both-at-fedex-field-in-redskins-jerseys/?tid=pm_sports_pop

Coca-Cola is bringing back the worst 1990s soda because the internet
http://www.theverge.com/2014/9/15/6151897/coca-cola-surge-is-back-oh-god-the-carbos
and this: http://time.com/3378044/coca-cola-surge/
and this: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00M2OGS08/

342,000 Swings Later, Derek Jeter Calls It a Career
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/09/14/sports/baseball/jeter-swings.html?_r=0

Everyone's Freaking Out Over This Colombian Women Team's Cycling Outfit Because It Looks Rude http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/everyones-freaking-out-over-the-colombian-womens-cycling-out#21zis6u

Nature's Voltron:
http://www.iflscience.com/deep-sea-explorers-stumble-upon-creature-they-can-hardly-believe-real

Washington Players Break It Down In Background Of ESPN's RG3 Reports
http://deadspin.com/washington-players-break-it-down-in-background-of-espns-1634918262

Medal of Honor Recipient Killed Up to 175 Enemy Soldiers
http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/15/us/adkins-medal-of-honor/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

LSU Frat-Boy Brawl Documented With Perfect Video Selfie\
http://gawker.com/lsu-frat-boy-brawl-documented-with-perfect-video-selfie-1634895158/+Tom_Ley



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Beat my D with a Switch

NBA Teams Get Bizarre with 'NBA Pokemon' Meme
http://thehoopdoctors.com/online2/?bar=pvb5dAfu

School shoot in Ohio escapes prison, gets caught 100 yards away
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/t-j-lane-ohio-high-school-shooter-escapes-prison-n201656

NSFW - Hot Bathroom selfie - http://i.imgur.com/UY5ddtH.jpg

NSFW  - Small Taddies but great tanlines - http://38.media.tumblr.com/5637d6ec2928989823030040a9b03be0/tumblr_nbjd7bWwZm1twnqwoo1_500.jpg

NSFW - This girls spreads better than whipped Philadelphia cream cheese
https://i.minus.com/iboanlMT3xBkqA.jpg

NSFW - This babe is giving her precious jobblies some air
http://i.imgur.com/lzQVZpr.gif

Haley Joel Osment looks like a kid wearing a grown man costume.
http://i.imgur.com/N4VKY4z.jpg

Everything you need to know before pre-ordering your iPhone 6
http://www.cultofmac.com/295550/everything-need-know-pre-ordering-iphone-6/

NOT DA MAMA! - Awesome Dinosaurs CosPlay
http://i.imgur.com/2GKhRqb.jpg

Why U2's new album is on your iPhone, and how to delete it
http://wtop.com/256/3699809/Why-U2s-new-album-is-on-your-iPhone-and-how-to-delete-it

Panty Melter - Unexpected Kiss - http://i.imgur.com/HRIONhR.gif

Kirsten Gillibrand shouldn't apologize. Arlington really is 'soulless.'
http://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2014/09/10/kirsten-gillibrand-shouldnt-apologize-arlington-really-is-soulless/

Yearbook photo goes viral
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/11/schenectady-student-cat-photo_n_5806764.html

Check to see if your Gmail account was compromised in the most recent breach: http://bgr.com/2014/09/10/gmail-hack-how-to-find-out/

Funny Video clip on Goodell here: http://grantland.com/the-triangle/roger-goodell-need-to-step-down/

Police say man put cellphone under teen's dress
http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/police-say-man-put-cellphone-under-teens-dress/28017642

Baseball destroys Stanton's face -
http://m.mlb.com/news/article/94278650/hit-in-face-marlins-slugger-giancarlo-stanton-suffers-laceration-fractures

Bullshit gender double standard -
www.abajournal.com/news/article/statutory_rape_victim_is_told_to_pay_child_support/

Guinness World Records 2015: Syracuse man breaks record for World's Widest Tongue
http://www.syracuse.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2014/09/2015_guinness_book_of_world_records_syracuse_man_featured_for_worlds_widest_tong.html

Dude Quits Dunkin Donuts With A Topnotch Instagram Post
http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/super-page/dude-quits-dunkin-donuts-with-a-topnotch-instagram-post/

Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) is a neologism for a perceptual phenomenon characterized as a distinct, pleasurable tingling sensation in the head, scalp, back, or peripheral regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli.
There's a whole series of Youtube videos devoted to it - https://www.youtube.com/user/GentleWhispering

Chris Davis banned 25 games
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/11512445/baltimore-orioles-first-baseman-chris-davis-suspended-25-games-mlb

Whoa, really NSFW Candice Swanepoel boobs and butt shots coming in HOT
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/guess-that-ass-nsfw-but-probably-worth-getting-fired-anyway

He Traveled To This Tropical Island And Released A Drone To Capture THIS On Camera… WHOA!
http://www.metaspoon.com/mentawai-islands-drone-video-surfing/?fb

Behind the Scenes of Gheorghe Muresan's Stat Boy Cameo - 9/12/14
http://www.monumentalnetwork.com/videos/behind-the-scenes-of-gheorghe-muresans-stat-boy-cameo-9-12-14

This is long but pretty neato https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-RjmUFec40
100 Bass Riffs: A Brief History of Groove on Bass and Drums

This made me LOL
http://nextimpulsesports.com/2014/09/12/poor-houston-db-clue-ball-jumps-helplessly-air/

Billionaire Hires Himself To Open For The Eagles At MSG
http://www.esquire.com/blogs/news/jim-dolan-band-msg-eagles
(He's owner of both the Knicks and Rangers)

Texas law enforcement handing down indictment today on Vikings RB Adrian Peterson on charges of injury to a child. Peterson has been cooperating w law enforcement. He now had to turn himself into custody  http://m.tmi.me/1eJTjI
and http://deadspin.com/report-adrian-peterson-indicted-in-child-injury-case-1634160368

Who would've seen another George Zimmerman incident coming?
http://news.yahoo.com/police-zimmerman-accused-threatening-driver-171138304.html



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If you work for a livin, why do you kill yourself workin?

Look at this greedy/lucky bastard... fuck...
https://twitter.com/SportsTaxMan/status/509869457360306176

James Harrison having a ball over the heat on Roger Goodell
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/james-harrison-roger-goodell/240853

Duck Tales theme song recreation with real ducks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txj6ROnIUIo&app=desktop

New MEME:  Mob baby sends his regards
http://i.imgur.com/8nBEt8O.jpg

Panty Melter: Shakira, Shakira: http://i.imgur.com/ZpbULgo.gif

Adorable. Bear meets boy dressed as a bear: http://i.imgur.com/VQG8gwt.jpg

NSFW - hot bod flash under robe - http://true5050.com/lWocD

NSFW - Babe on/off getting hawt - http://i.imgur.com/g6XQ1Ym.jpg

NSFW - This is real, this is hot, this is hand-bra, this is college - http://i.imgur.com/AUUh3BN.jpg

TIL that there are 17 American men in history who have run under 2:10 in the marathon. In contrast, there were 32 Kenyans who did it just in October of 2011.
http://www.wnyc.org/story/how-one-kenyan-tribe-produces-the-worlds-best-runners/

Flowchart: Are You Qualified to be NFL Commissioner?
http://www.playboy.com/articles/nfl-commissioner-flowchart

Panty Melter: Penguin falls
http://i.imgur.com/hz1Jwh0.gif

From a fellow member, not my words...
For anybody looking for some fiction reading - I'm endorsing the Southern Reach trilogy. I read the first book and half way through the second. Synopses/pitch: http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/books/2014/09/jeff_vandermeer_s_southern_reach_trilogy_acceptance_annihilation_and_authority.html

Paul George with some pro Ray Rice strong takes
http://larrybrownsports.com/basketball/paul-george-defends-ray-rice/240905

DC teacher to apologize for Bush-Hitler assignment
http://www.wtop.com/109/3699635/DC-teacher-to-apologize-for-Bush-Hitler-assignment

Jeff Wilpon Is A Piece of Shit, According to Lawsuit
https://sports.vice.com/article/jeff-wilpon-is-a-piece-of-shit-according-to-lawsuit

Hacked Celeb Pics Made Reddit Enough Cash to Run Its Servers for a Month
http://www.wired.com/2014/09/celeb-pics-reddit-gold/

Didn't this just happen in Idaho a few days ago? This is getting ridiculous. http://www.wtop.com/209/3699829/Teacher-accidentally-shoots-self-in-leg

Hunter S. Thompson's 9/12/01 accurate prediction:
 http://deadspin.com/hunter-s-thompson-knew-the-score-1633584514

Baby bear treats golf pin flag as a stripper pole (panty melter)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMkWuXk11Uk

Dumb 'bros' being THE MAN at life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58br9MnUJYg

Ray Rice blames it on the hard liquor, but its cool he only drinks wine now
http://www.tmz.com/2014/09/11/ray-rice-hard-alcohol-elevator-attack-liquor-christian-baptism/

Neighbor of man with 50 cats in freezers: 'Animals everywhere'
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/animal-control-lake-worth-man-had-50-dead-cats-in-/nhKRK/

Police Report: Greg Monroe urinated on himself after DUI
http://www.cbssports.com/nba/eye-on-basketball/24704692/police-report-greg-monroe-urinated-on-himself-after-dui

Sad Dads at One Direction
http://www.nashvillescene.com/nashvillecream/archives/2014/08/20/slideshow-sad-dads-at-one-direction

This could be DOPE:  http://www.accuweather.com/en/features/trend/northern_lights_viewing_condit/33834457


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Thursday, September 11, 2014

Buh-Bye Goodell

Steve Harvey Hosts 'Tonight Show Family Feud' As Jimmy Fallon, Jason Segel Take On The Roots http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/09/steve-harvey-tonight-show-family-feud-jimmy-fallon-jason-segel_n_5789972.html

this is the most succinct description of el nino that I have encountered:
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/10/science/earth/el-nino-california-drought.html

I think today's word of the day is what Queen says in Bohemian Rhapsody
scaramouch    
\SKAR-uh-mouch, -moosh\
noun
1. (lowercase) a rascal or scamp.
2. a stock character in commedia dell'arte and farce who is a cowardly braggart, easily beaten and frightened.


7 Steps to Living a Bill Murray Life - http://www.vulture.com/m/2014/09/7-steps-to-living-a-bill-murray-life.html

First woman to win Fields Medal
http://thehandfoundation.org/newsletter/2014/09/maryam-mirzakhani-wins-fields-medal/

A Classic: PIMP GETS KO'd by KARATE MASTER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHI5mHIlvsg

Skater vs Drunk (Knockout)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOhLXM-v0KM

Take a One-Way Trip From Tatty to Natty
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/a_fine_whine/2014/09/dressing_up_for_air_travel_in_defense_of_looking_nice_on_a_flight_or_train.html

For all you aspiring entrepreneurs
https://medium.com/message/you-are-not-late-b3d76f963142

Trey's new composition that premiered last night in Portlandia:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRUNBBLS2Oo

Cant believe I'm sending an MTV link, BUT Bill Murray rumored to host SNL
http://www.mtv.com/news/1926509/bill-murray-chris-pratt-sarah-silverman-snl-hosts

Mike Tyson Flips Out On Canadian TV: "Fuck You, You're A Piece Of Shit"
http://deadspin.com/mike-tyson-flips-out-on-canadian-tv-fuck-you-youre-a-1633083963

Idaho Arms Teachers; Teacher Shoots Himself In Foot On First Week Of Classes
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/09/05/idaho-arms-teachers-teacher-shoots-himself-in-foot-on-first-week-of-classes/

5 Million Online Passwords Leaked, Check Yours Now [Updated]
http://lifehacker.com/5-million-gmail-passwords-leaked-check-yours-now-1632983265

Vogue Thinks White People Invented The "Big Booty" Trend
http://www.buzzfeed.com/anitabadejo/vogue-thinks-white-people-invented-the-big-booty-trend#21zis6u

BYE BYE ROGER
The Associated Press ‏@AP  31s
BREAKING: AP Source: Law enforcement official sent copy of Ray Rice tape to NFL executive in April

If Dickie V says it - you're gone bro: 
Dick Vitale ‏@DickieV  20s
If it is true NFL had video of Rice the Commish can start packing his bags & empty his desk !



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Inter-racial Creampies for all my bros!

pratfall    
\PRAT-fawl\
noun
1. a fall in which one lands on the buttocks, often regarded as comical or humiliating.
2. a humiliating blunder or defeat.

NSFW - Surprised but liking it
http://i.imgur.com/GLQqFCu.gif

NSFW - Hot Yammy scene
https://38.media.tumblr.com/21569fb036abeaba4c85e4f0bf8c10f0/tumblr_nbhsxrm5II1rc7iabo1_400.gif

LOLZ - Predators stalking their prey
http://i.imgur.com/NxLYc2U.jpg

NSFW - Hot redhead on/off
http://i.imgur.com/G9YyseS.jpg

NSFW - Amazing collection of babes on/off
http://imgur.com/a/xrrTf

NSFW - Tina Fey nip slip
http://i.imgur.com/cOC1d7P.gif

NSFW - Katie Holmes nude
http://i.imgur.com/CUNbYF8.gif

NSFW - Indian babe
http://i.imgur.com/tB1Plcp.jpg

Wash. state megachurch closes branches after founder is caught calling women 'penis homes'
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/08/wash-state-megachurch-closes-branches-after-founder-is-caught-calling-women-penis-homes/

Mrs. Ray Rice's statement: https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/509322660237836288/photo/1

11 Sports GIFs That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity (lolz Jeter)
http://deadspin.com/11-sports-gifs-that-will-restore-your-faith-in-humanity-1632299104

Adirondack Flames Mascot Tryouts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn2_Mun24Uk

Greg hardy joining the ray rice club
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/greg-hardy-strangled-girlfriend-nicole-holder-threatened-to-kill-her/229302

Twitter Makes Fun Of Ray Rice With "Beats By Ray" Memes
http://www.xxlmag.com/news/2014/09/twitter-makes-fun-ray-rice-beats-ray-memes/

Obligatory iPhone 6 link - http://www.cnbc.com/id/101981278 and http://appleinsider.com/topics/iPhone+6
this made me LOLZ: @PFTCommenter: i cant think of a more useless place to watch porn then on a device that is strapped to your back of ur wrist
and pics: http://www.businessinsider.com/big-beautiful-photos-of-the-iphone-6-2014-9?op=1

#RedBullPremieres Monica Dogra's New Video
http://www.redbull.com/in/en/music/stories/1331677401082/redbullpremieres-monica-dogra-s-new-video

#8 is the worst fantasy football team name...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles: Turn Down for Watt, Stafford Infection, and 2014's other most popular fantasy football team names.
http://www.slate.com/articles/sports/sports_nut/2014/09/fantasy_football_team_names_turn_down_for_watt_stafford_infection_and_2014.html

Restaurant's Attempt to Call out LeSean McCoy for Bad Tip Backfires
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2192500-restaurants-attempt-to-call-out-lesean-mccoy-for-bad-tip-backfires
Their Yelp! page: http://www.yelp.com/biz/pyt-philadelphia

Craigslist Ad of The Day – 2 Manhattan Girls Looking For "Fall Boyfriends"
http://www.barstoolsports.com/nyc/super-page/craigslist-ad-of-the-day-2-manhattan-girls-looking-for-fall-boyfriends/

Did this really happen? ESPN's take on the NY Giants (prob fake)
http://i.imgur.com/hcbcNHE.png

Pharrel is all over the place... He just came out with a super expensive fragrance: http://www.sephora.com/girl-P388808



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Tuesday, September 9, 2014

R. Rice vs. F. Mayweather

Tip toeing in my Jordans - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrrKT-9C5hM&feature=youtu.be

Video: Ray Rice Knocks Out His Fiancée In An Elevator
http://deadspin.com/heres-video-of-ray-rice-knocking-out-his-fiancee-in-an-1631864196

calvous    
\KAL-vuhs\
adjective
1. lacking all or most of the hair on the head; bald.

How to trap a white girl (LOLZ) - http://i.imgur.com/Cz5a2FT.jpg

Impressionist Frank Caliendo Does Iverson 'Practice' Rant as Morgan Freeman
http://thehoopdoctors.com/online2/2014/09/listen-impressionist-frank-caliendo-does-iverson-practice-rant-as-morgan-freeman/

Atlanta Hawks owner is selling his franchise because he's not only racist, but also dumb enough to write emails to his staff about it - http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/11481937/atlanta-hawks-owner-bruce-levenson-selling-team

NSFW - The full-figured girl next door - http://i.imgur.com/VaQ70fQ.png

NSFW - This  chick seems like she'd be really mean to you then love you after a few drinks then be really really mean to you when she's drunk. - http://i.imgur.com/yIOfGo7.jpg

NSFW - Leg in the air - http://i.imgur.com/GQX0Etb.jpg (that's real, son!)

NSFW - Not nude, but super hot... http://i.imgur.com/LlRAiew.jpg

NSFW - an invitation - http://i.imgur.com/z8Jlsgu.jpg

NSFW - The best DD ever! http://imgur.com/a/pdBBZ

St. Vincent Official Trailer #1 (2014) - Bill Murray, Melissa McCarthy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dP5lJnJHXg

The Rise and Fall of the Biggest Pot Dealer in New York City History
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/07/nyregion/the-rise-and-fall-of-the-biggest-pot-dealer-in-new-york-city-history.html?_r=0
(the opening paragraph of this article is infuriating...)

Food Porn - M&S Food - TV Ad 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ4pctQMdg4

LOLZ... How Feminist See Men
http://imgur.com/gallery/xTkSvnL

Someone Is Lying About Whether The NFL Saw The Ray Rice Tape
http://deadspin.com/someone-is-lying-about-whether-the-nfl-saw-the-ray-rice-1631901404

Rolling Coal: Conservatives who show their annoyance with liberals, Obama, and the EPA by blowing black smoke from their trucks.
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2014/07/rolling_coal_conservatives_who_show_their_annoyance_with_liberals_obama.html
What y'all know about rolling coal? - http://thecolbertreport.cc.com/videos/bfvmgh/coal-rolling
Rolling Coal video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRu3xtTH9ng

Its only game why you heff to be mad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQvb2Oy0ph8

Antonio Brown Kicks A Punter In The Face, In Extreme Slow Motion
http://deadspin.com/antonio-brown-kicks-a-punter-in-the-face-in-extreme-sl-1631681037

Ray Rice cut, then suspended by NFL
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11489134/baltimore-ravens-cut-ray-rice-new-video-surfaces

Here's the info on the financial ramifications - http://www.spotrac.com/blog/financial-impact-of-the-ray-rice-situation/

"Neighbors from hell. Huntington Beach, CA."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yuky7-v4QR4

Jimmy Johnson makes a pig-like squeal
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/whatever-noise-jimmy-johnson-just-made-is-laugh-out-loud-funny/

This dog that missed football is the best
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCfZOIDXqpI

Nationals Park to host Winter Classic
http://espn.go.com/nhl/story/_/id/11482029/washington-capitals-chicago-blackhawks-play-2015-winter-classic-nationals-park?ex_cid=espnapi_public

Olive Garden Is Offering 7 Weeks Of Unlimited Pasta For $100
http://www.businessinsider.com/olive-garden-offers-7-weeks-of-pasta-2014-9

LeSean McCoy is a bad tipper
https://twitter.com/howtojimmyk/status/509067935420526592

Obama Outperforms Reagan On Jobs, Growth And Investing
http://www.forbes.com/sites/adamhartung/2014/09/05/obama-outperforms-reagan-on-jobs-growth-and-investing/


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Friday, September 5, 2014

Yes, even Warlocks have sex

NSFW - All the leaked photos (and more) can be found at www.slashnude.com

NSFW - Yammies at work - http://i.imgur.com/ERgkvaO.jpg

NSFW - I like where this is headed - http://i.imgur.com/rwk0sje.jpg

NSFW - The puffiest nipples i've ever seen in my life - http://i.imgur.com/57fYCIZ.jpg

Man holds child hostage, gets shot point blank in the face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFRwuqAfBQw

Das Raycess http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/02/jose-joe-job-discrimination_n_5753880.html

25 Things All Basic White Girls Do During The Fall
http://www.buzzfeed.com/laraparker/things-all-basic-white-girls-do-during-the-fall#21zis6u

Tennessee Offers Free 2-Year College Education to Residents - See more at: http://www.educationnews.org/higher-education/tennessee-offers-free-2-year-college-education-to-residents/

Silly photos of Athletes when they'z young
http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/post/_/id/11462174/nfl-back-catch-pics-seahawks-packers-stars-?src=mobile#throwbackthursday

Man, the new commish is handling urrything right: http://espn.go.com/espn/betting/story/_/id/11466692/nba-commissioner-adam-silver-says-sports-betting-inevitable

Penguin power: Norwegian regiment honours pint-sized chief
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2008-08-16/penguin-power-norwegian-regiment-honours-pint/478870

Restaurant Alert updated with new DC area suspensions
http://www.wusa9.com/story/news/local/2014/03/20/restaurant-inspection-washington-dc/6660161/

Child Development Experts Say Boys Not Fully Mature Until Avenging Father's Murder
http://www.theonion.com/articles/child-development-experts-say-boys-not-fully-matur,36851/

This is a shrimp.  Gross or delicious?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-fisherman-reels-massive-18-inch-long-crustacean-article-1.1928344

JLo's butt is scrumtrulescent
http://wqam.com/2014/09/05/jennifer-lopez-and-iggy-azaleas-teaser-video-for-booty/

Man, even in his final days Elvis could still rip it up. Sad to see how disheveled and almost confused he looked, but as soon as he starts playing it all comes back. Final Elvis concert - http://youtu.be/w2RQclUKdms

Iran's Supreme Leader has approved co-operation with the US as part of the fight against Islamic State (IS) in Iraq - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-29079052

ISIS, Ukraine and Ebola comin' round. Hide yo kids....I find this guy a bit too sympathetic with Putin, but he makes some good points. http://www.foreignaffairs.com/articles/141769/john-j-mearsheimer/why-the-ukraine-crisis-is-the-wests-fault

Meet the Girl Who's Crowdfunding Her Abortion
www.vice.com/read/meet-the-girl-whos-crowdfunding-her-abortion-905

Sweet House Boat
http://www.archdaily.com/543472/houseboat-mjolk-architekti/

Fat Ninja Turtles LOLZ
http://thisisinfamous.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/fat-tmnt.jpg

Deal With It, Headbangers — Babymetal Is Here
http://www.npr.org/blogs/therecord/2014/09/04/345778225/deal-with-it-headbangers-babymetal-is-here

American University professor arrested on burglary, destruction of property charge
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/american-university-professor-arrested-on-burglary-destruction-of-property-charge/2014/09/05/993f6d54-3504-11e4-a723-fa3895a25d02_story.html?hpid=z3

THIS IS AMAZING, IMHO
Man with monkey seeks volunteers to recreate Dunston Checks In
http://www.avclub.com/article/man-monkey-seeks-volunteers-recreate-dunston-check-208867



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