Monday, December 21, 2015

Erections on the Dance Floor

Steve Harvey Announces Wrong Winner Of Miss Universe, Chaos Ensues
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/steve-harvey-announces-wrong-winner-of-miss-universe-c-1749016507

This sketch was LOL.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJEAGd1bQuc

Devils, Deals and the DEA: Why Chapo Guzman was the biggest winner in the DEA's longest running drug cartel case
http://www.propublica.org/article/devils-deals-and-the-dea

DJ Khaled was trying to warn her the whole time...
http://imgur.com/xKNy4jA

LOLZ! Funny squirrel - https://vine.co/v/hlAFMtDbtP0

NSFW - Tall and beautiful
http://i.imgur.com/3owrnLth.jpg

LOLZ - Fat baby eating stuff
https://vine.co/v/MzQ2l3prLPY

How U.S. Marshals used Redskins tickets to bust fugitives in 1985 sting
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dc-sports-bog/wp/2015/12/18/how-u-s-marshals-used-redskins-tickets-to-bust-fugitives-in-1985-sting/

I'm doing the Mexican ab workout this holiday season:
http://www.imgur.com/gallery/uTKjpEF

All 14 Characters From Mike Tyson's Punch-Out, RANKED
http://brobible.com/sports/article/mike-tysons-punch-out-characters-ranked/

Man Arrested for Doing Lines of Cocaine Off of Table at Clarendon Pizza Shop
https://www.arlnow.com/2015/12/21/man-arrested-for-doing-lines-of-cocaine-off-of-table-at-clarendon-pizza-shop/

Funny SNL skit - http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/amusement-park-ride/n13010

"Simpsons guessed the future of movies in 2009." http://imgur.com/gallery/6GuMbiA

Here are some sexy tracks for sexy time:
Taylor McFerrin - Florasia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07fwW1S82_0

Taylor McFerrin - 'Decisions' ft. Emily King
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbIFP9fchIg

Toro y Moi - Go with You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1QKoqB5ZO4&app=desktop

Tony! Toni! Toné! - Anniversary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STC3I6SwLp4

Quotes and Photos and such
http://www.nitch.com/

High Five Fail
https://twitter.com/camotoolfan/status/678427859686449153?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

Extreme photo of the week
http://adventure.nationalgeographic.com/adventure/extreme-photo-of-the-week/?sf17431437=1



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Friday, December 18, 2015

Eggy Farts & Hot Plums

This Wizards rendition of Home Alone is really, really stupid:
https://www.facebook.com/Wizards/videos/vb.29805028740/10153353969078741/?type=2&theater

LOLZ! GOO! http://imgur.com/gallery/vGTZAPE

Will The Rock ever finish buttoning his sleeve? We just don't know...
http://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2015/12/18/12/therockbutton.jpg

LOLZ Terminator 2 + Puppy GIF - https://twitter.com/canttellnoone/status/677569879118082048

License Plate Guy, Giants superfan Joe Ruback, accused of loansharking, arrested in organized crime investigation - http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/license-plate-guy-accused-loan-sharking-article-1.2469150

More Lolz Cartoons - http://imgur.com/a/fVQBJ

Lebron Destroys woman - http://www.sbnation.com/2015/12/17/10482368/lebron-james-courtside-jason-days-wife-ellie

Bowie consistently brings the weird- http://consequenceofsound.net/2015/12/david-bowie-as-michael-c-hall-performs-lazarus-on-colbert-watch/
The new song is pretty gewd. S'got sexy sax- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSt9RDIIa0k

David Simon - http://davidsimon.com/aint-no-justice-its-just-us/

rural christian mothers eat fistfuls of their own shit http://www.newsleader.com/story/news/local/2015/12/17/riverheads-high-school-follow-up/77483594/

I can't believe i didn't know this song exists...
Eddie Murphy - Boogie In Your Butt - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU

LOLZ! http://imgur.com/XlSYSPT

It turns out parenthood is worse than divorce, unemployment — even the death of a partner
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2015/08/11/the-most-depressing-statistic-imaginable-about-being-a-new-parent/?tid=pm_pop_b

Must listen: Francesa talking Star Wars, doesn't understand the order. Instant classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AvEy4gGG6I&feature=youtu.be

Recommended Dose: Our Favorite Dance Tracks Of 2015
http://www.npr.org/2015/12/18/460052323/recommended-dose-our-favorite-dance-tracks-of-2015




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Natural Boners 4 Life

Toy Dolls - Nellie the Elephant (We're Mad, Sunderland, UK, 1984)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m7tPikH0UA

John Mulaney and Nick Kroll's Oh, Hello Stopped by Late Night and Seth Meyers Giggled for Eight Minutes Straight - http://www.vulture.com/2015/12/oh-hello-stopped-by-late-night-with-seth-meyers.html

More tribute to Peanut Buttter Baby - https://vine.co/v/imKBFKqKYn1

Road Runner trick finally worked!
https://twitter.com/BlaineJacob/status/677502878794166272

Santa Cat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tDjHMHVN3Y

Dog looking over his shoulder so he won't get caught
https://twitter.com/BabyAnimalPics/status/576165537753014272

47 Mind-Blowing Psychological Facts You Should Know About Yourself
http://www.businessinsider.com/100-things-you-should-know-about-people-2010-11#1--you-have-inattention-blindness-1

Channel 5 weather presenter Sian Welby delivers entire live forecast using Star Wars quotes
http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/channel-5-weather-presenter-sian-welby-delivers-entire-live-forecast-using-star-wars-quotes--b1biA4C1sl

This is the best piece news in a long time. What a little shitfucker
http://www.bloomberg.com/features/2015-martin-shkreli-securities-fraud/

Donald Trump as NFL logos
http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/12/donald-trump-nfl-logos/

Longest Surviving Castaway Sued For $1 Million For Possibly Eating Friend While At Sea -
http://crimefeed.com/2015/12/longest-surviving-castaway-sued-for-possibly-eating-friend-while-at-sea-salvador-alvarenga/



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Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Lost my dick playing Jumanji

NSFW - Strip stills
https://i.imgur.com/TdvQvtO.jpg

Republican debate: Tweeters mock Trump's internet call
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-35109492

Black Friday Brawl - https://twitter.com/Ruptly/status/670162554715373568

Killer Mike Introduces Bernie Sanders in Atlanta
https://twitter.com/berniesanders/status/670652138133983232

Nobody In Sports Is Having As Much Fun As The Monmouth Bench
http://deadspin.com/nobody-in-sports-is-having-as-much-fun-as-the-monmouth-1745142911

In 'Oh, Hello,' Nick Kroll and John Mulaney Have a Stage Senior Moment
http://deadspin.com/nobody-in-sports-is-having-as-much-fun-as-the-monmouth-1745142911

When keeping it real goes wrong (and awesome) on Sportscenter.
https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/671392554617847808

"Jodi Arias actually tried to discuss her vaginal grooming with you."
https://vine.co/v/iWzlVIZAbdK

2nd video is amazing: http://deadspin.com/browns-fans-shot-the-saddest-goddamn-videos-as-their-te-1745415079

College student, 19, arrested after police find 'cocaine, marijuana, ecstasy, meth and packaging materials in her apartment' is revealed as daughter of top Texas Drug enforcement agent - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3338383/College-student-19-arrested-drug-dealing-bust-daughter-Texas-DEA.html

Alternate Sopranos opening lolz - http://www.clickhole.com/video/was-almost-intro-sopranos-3555

Not old, just set to the Hulk Music
https://vine.co/v/iWqpzlwgH2O

So Fred Armenissen and Bill Hader started a music group called "Blue Jean Committee" molded after Cali Surf Rock and their first LP Catalina Breeze due out soon
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/21304-catalina-breeze/

wanted to watch Leo raped by a bear, but accoridng to Vulture, it doesn't happen
http://www.vulture.com/2015/12/leonardo-dicaprio-is-not-raped-by-a-bear.html
The movie is about this guy, who has been on the bro blast before as his deeds are epic:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Glass

This deer goes flying and bounced right up and runs off
https://vine.co/v/iWMP39B5Faq

This dad is awesome. #hiphopdad
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/12/dad-hip-hop-driving-video/

Wise Words with DJ Khaled - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5HMcE06__U

Jahil Okafor 2nd fight video gets release, dude knocks out some Boston shitass, probably gonna get sued.
http://www.tmz.com/2015/12/02/jahlil-okafor-fight-second-video-boston

Man foils Dunkin' Donuts robbery, detains suspect, cops say
http://www.newsday.com/long-island/crime/antonio-galea-stops-dunkin-donuts-robbery-in-oyster-bay-detains-suspect-cops-say-1.11184168

Absolutely staggering how much this buffalo chicken finger looks like a dick
https://twitter.com/KFCBarstool/status/672440435797835776

For the NYC Bros/Aziz fans
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/12/02/style/aziz-ansari-master-of-none-10-locations.html

Nick Offerman being Nick Offerman and staring into a camera for 45 minutes while sipping whiskey - http://www.vulture.com/2015/12/see-nick-offermans-silent-45-minute-yule-log.html

Scott Weiland died: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2015/12/04/rock-singer-scott-weiland-dead-at-48/

The guy who beat Klitschko on Saturday is a gypsy pikey fighter like Brad Pitt in Snatch. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyson_Fury You like dehgs?

When White Girls Deal Drugs, They Walk
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/12/01/when-white-girls-deal-drugs-they-walk.html

This guy obviously just wanted to slap a lot of butts and had the money to make it happen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxSDrYZ6zMA

The more I watch this the funnier it gets. Hank Johnson, Congressman from Georgia, on Guam - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs23CjIWMgA

Donkey in Hammock
https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/1759266597429725/

Giant lizard - http://www.wcnc.com/story/news/2015/12/06/man-discovers-giant-lizard-climbing-up-his-house/76894802/

RIP to Melvin "Little Melvin" Williams, 73, who made me begin to rethink the drug war. You ended it free, brother.  - https://twitter.com/AoDespair/status/672521746432552960

Poor Calvin Johnson
https://vine.co/v/iWPWHYxKguv

Connecticut cops told to prepare for legal recreational marijuana
http://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Connecticut-cops-told-to-prepare-for-eventual-6673289.php

Brother printers are legit. This thing is only $40. Pick it up if you need one for your home office bros
http://deals.kinja.com/stop-torturing-yourself-with-inkjet-this-brother-laser-1746171652?rev=1449240756763#

San Fran PD just executing people by firing squad:  https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/672792704623996928

Isis explained in 200 words - http://www.theatlantic.com/notes/all/2015/10/what-to-do-about-isis/412426/?utm_source=SFTwitter#note-418830

Gun show loophole - http://thinkprogress.org/security/2011/06/06/238156/al-qaeda-gun-show-loophole-2/

Lawyer For San Bernardino Gunman's Family Floats Sandy Hook Trutherism
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/david-chesley-sandy-hook-truther

Dead & Company and Madison Square Garden live - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4AloDbwt-8&t=99m5s

Mike Francesa on Rocky Movies - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_KKqodezOY&feature=youtu.be

"Nice Guy" - This movie looks cool:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uteGvHOs16A

Rest in Peace, Feech La Manna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14hc7RZNPbI

I enjoyed this
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/browns-fans-sad-adele-hello_56620384e4b072e9d1c634b0

NYG, more blown leads in last 2 minutes of a game than any team in NFL History
http://www.nj.com/giants/index.ssf/2015/12/1_stat_that_sums_up_this_heartbreaking_giants_seas.html#incart_river_index

Ralph Peters Calls Obama a 'Total Pussy' on Live Television
https://twitter.com/FreeBeacon/status/673906584230195200

Nathan For you Asian Accent - This was funny:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orw4NfnefxE

This SNL sketch was funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfPdYYsEfAE

This guy photoshopping dildos in place of automatic guns in Republican's photos deserves a medal
http://mic.com/articles/129907/this-guy-is-swapping-guns-with-dildos-in-pictures-of-republicans-holding-automatic-weapons

Black Fry-day, haha http://i.imgur.com/1jcDcRG.jpg

Irish Travellers (Irish: an lucht siúil) also called pavees, tinkers, or gypsies, are a traditionally itinerant ethnic group who maintain a set of traditions.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Travellers

NYTimes app for Google Cardboard on Saturday - things pretty nifty https://www.google.com/get/cardboard/

Tinder and other dating apps are fucking with our brains' chemical balance - http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34962498

New PSY - Napal Baji - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF27TNC_4pc

hell of a mystery story, remains unsolved https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taman_Shud_Case
more mysteries, two ships with crews that disapeared at sea
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Celeste
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MV_Joyita

Frank Gore shits himself (SFW):
http://i.imgur.com/HJCZ7Q1.gifv

asian touching SFW http://imgur.com/gallery/afg7gLd

Schlenker genes
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3041537/Father-Byron-Schlenker-boasts-world-s-widest-tongue-8-6cm-daughter-record-holder-too.html

DubStep Christmas Lights - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90oZ52M4IC0

Bret Easton Ellis on Living in the Cult of Likability
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/08/opinion/bret-easton-ellis-on-living-in-the-cult-of-likability.html

The City of Brotherly Love? https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2015/12/08/severed-pigs-head-thrown-at-philadelphia-mosque-door/

What to do in an Active Shooter situation "Run, Hide, Fight" It's worth a five minute watch - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VcSwejU2D0

How 'South Park' Perfectly Captures Our Era of Outrage
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/09/arts/television/south-park-sketches-grander-satire-themes.html

Asshole of the year buys ridiculously expensive Wu-Tang album
http://www.avclub.com/article/asshole-year-buys-ridiculously-expensive-wu-tang-a-229530

Wu Tang album heist - https://www.facebook.com/barstoolsportsboston/posts/10153844516497502

This is why Iran could be the best place to be born today
http://www.bbc.com/capital/story/20151210-this-is-why-iran-could-be-the-best-place-to-be-born-today

All Of Conor McGregor's Insults Towards Jose Aldo That Were Caught On Tape
http://dudecomedy.com/all-of-conor-mcgregors-insults-towards-jose-aldo-that-were-caught-on-tape/

Is Howard Stern going soft or just getting sharper? - The Washington Post
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/is-howard-stern-going-soft-or-just-getting-sharper/2015/12/13/691d8cfe-9ddc-11e5-a3c5-c77f2cc5a43c_story.html

Irish boxing fans go a few rounds onboard JetBlue flight
http://mashable.com/2015/12/14/boxing-jetblue-flight/#kXnnwbw6Quqg

The Vibrators (Punk) Old Grey Whistle Test BBC2 TV 4.4.1978 (full 4 songs) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu513IqH6dc

Pitchfork's 50 Best Albums of 2015: http://pitchfork.com/features/staff-lists/9764-the-50-best-albums-of-2015/1/

Life in Norway ranked world's best for 12th year
http://www.thelocal.no/20151214/norway-ranked-worlds-best-for-12th-year-running

Here's some beautiful footage of Roy Jones Jr. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBWP72xnqpk

A Shipwreck With Treasure Worth Up to $17 Billion Was Discovered Near Colombia
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/the-treasure-on-this-newly-discovered-shipwreck-may-be-worth-up-to-17-billion

Watch This Golden Retriever Experience True Joy As He Rides A Merry-Go-Round
http://www.buzzfeed.com/chelseamarshall/that-zoom-zoom-life?bftwanimals&utm_term=.yj401KOlPl#.bdldAWGVRV

Philly mayor called Trump an asshole and wants to ban him from Philly and called him a threat to society.
http://philly.com/beta?wss=/philly/blogs/heardinthehall&id=360972511

We need more Borat
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/12/10/borat-surprises-jimmy-kimmel-with-brutal-donald-trump-jokes.html

Obama's favorite show is The Knick:
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/tv/showtracker/la-et-st-president-obama-favorite-tv-show-the-knick-20151209-story.html

The infuriating history of how DC Metro got so bad - http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/capitalcomment/transportation/why-does-metro-suck-dangerous-accidents-escalator-outages.php

X-Men Apocalypse looks pretty sick:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COvnHv42T-

This is how I feel about packing lunch:
http://www.theonion.com/article/man-brings-lunch-from-home-to-cut-down-on-small-jo-37912

I've been neglecting The Onion lately. That Year in Review thing is great.
http://www.theonion.com/article/ugh-place-where-bartenders-wear-bow-tie-52025

Virginia man found living in cave charged with destruction of property
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/police-find-va-man-living-cave-article-1.2465817

Abe Simpson apparently had a photo op with the Croatian president - http://foreignpolicy.com/2015/12/09/the-president-of-croatia-doesnt-seem-to-care-that-this-mans-pants-fell-down-during-a-photo-op/ Oh Simpson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91eIDu6Aw-8

Some of you might enjoy these, Japanese ppl squishing their babies' faces to look like rice balls:
http://mashable.com/2015/12/09/rice-ball-babies-japan-meme/#o_MDdCxXREqL

Professional Farter - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane
some of this fartiste's work is pretty impressive http://www.damninteresting.com/professional-farters/

Jason Sudeikis Bros Out with Billy on the Street
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx5Nl9H5goI&feature=youtu.be

How to meet women on the subway
https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/676846151010820096

This just got me real good.  HAHAHHAAHA
http://i.imgur.com/wun8rpY.gifv

Great Durst long read.
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/13/nyregion/durst-organization-new-york-real-estate.html

just saw this; not good for gun enthusiasts
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/12/gun-linked-to-paris-attacks-traced-back-to-florida-arms-dealer-implicated-in-iran-contra-scandal/

Howard Stern Quit SiriusXM? Not for a 'Loser' Podcast
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-12-14/howard-stern-quit-siriusxm-not-for-a-loser-podcast

great game of ultimate Frisbee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZjgFg9p0vo

This Facebook troll job is tremendous. Bravo Robert Graves.
http://imgur.com/gallery/2Vvy9#qpwFaUj

This is pretty funny #gronk
https://twitter.com/FeitsBarstool/status/676272161053655042

Prince Harry is banging Pippa Middleton !!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3352875/American-tabloid-OK-claims-Prince-Harry-Pippa-Middleton-enjoying-secret-romance-snogging-bathroom-royal-wedding-2011.html

Fun Fact: The word LARDASS autocorrects to KARDASHIAN on most iPhones.

DJ Khaled lost at sea (jk) on his jet ski, ANOTHER ONE
http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/dj-khaled-got-lost-at-sea-last-night-on-his-jet-ski-continues-to-be-the-king-of-unintentional-comedy/

NSFW - Candice Swanopoel
http://www.tmz.com/2015/12/14/candice-swanepoel-bikini-ass-photoshoot/

I don't know if you guys have heard yet but apparently there's a new Star Wars movie and it got great reviews:  http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/18/movies/star-wars-the-force-awakens-review.htm

Bloody Loco Crazy Latino Guy Argument On A Train
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km23GDJ4ZMw

Everybody chill out and listen to some bumping Bela Christmas jams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rIR5MSg9qY&list=PLlLPbdXYqkafsNUF_lHRhEKoJqKfJxLw9

Bank Robber Returns to Try and Rob Same Bank during Live Shot
http://www.ftvlive.com/todays-news/2015/12/15/bank-robber-returns-to-try-and-rob-same-bank-during-live-shot



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Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Don't Bang your Step-sister on Thursday

Impromptu Pillow Fight - https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEduYuB4b0ogtNeLu/giphy.gif

Bernie Sanders Lolz - http://i.imgur.com/UNEx24z.jpg
and
TFW you're the most woke presidential candidate:  https://twitter.com/KillerMike/status/668907562079789056

I need a dozen of these suits (LOLZ) - https://vine.co/v/eLrhwaWmKHP

Little Narcos in the making - http://i.imgur.com/UawK1KK.jpg
and this guy: https://www.facebook.com/Break/videos/10153745806537792/

Teddy Has An Operation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdYaTa_lOf4

This was kind of neat if ya like football and stats: http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14203319/with-new-england-carolina-sporting-10-0-records-look-previous-nfl-teams-start-10-0-super-bowl-era

HAHAHAHA, This guy made me laugh... so good...
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=515296861979883&fref=nf

7 Things You (Probably) Didn't Know About The Big Lebowski
https://youtu.be/Oe19d4QbzH0

Why 'Mom' and 'Dad' Sound So Similar in So Many Languages: The story of a strange linguistic coincidence - http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2015/10/words-mom-dad-similar-languages/409810/

New Wolfmother Song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9ftRBwb5ns



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Merkin Mall, something for everyone

LOLZ - Majestic jump
https://i.imgur.com/2OzbnrB.gifv  and part 2 - https://i.imgur.com/JtU66xp.gifv

Problems in the life of Phuc Dat Bich - http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/phuc-dat-bich-vietnamese-australian-man-gets-banned-facebook-his-name-1529732

The Hedgehog and the Hare, Germany, 1862
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/90/Joseph-Albert_wettlauf-des-igels-und-des-hasen-1862.jpg

Reminds me of college. Epic HALO battles. http://i.imgur.com/KUnyAU4.jpg

More Peanut Butter baby lolz - https://www.instagram.com/p/-L_pwNoDUk/

NSFW - mesmerizing...like staring into a lava lamp... https://instagram.com/p/-QWYoCvSWK/

How to make an Alt-J song - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlBskd3IaNw&sns=em

Sem-NSFW - Twerking Goddess, Lexy Panterra, shows you what's good - https://youtu.be/wmSgv9A_ZqM

David Bowie, "Blackstar" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kszLwBaC4Sw

Weird tattoo - https://twitter.com/ScrappyFe/status/668249434615095296

Car Thieves Drop Kid Off At School After Stealing Vehicle With Child Left Inside - http://crimefeed.com/2015/11/virginia-car-thieves-steal-car-child-still-inside-drop-child-off-school/

What are the best steps to introduce a child to programming without discouraging him?
http://www.reddit.com/r/learnprogramming/comments/3tsfdx/my_nephew_7_years_old_is_really_interested_on/

School of Rock 10 year reunion - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLcqTLTohCU

Foo Fighters secret album just released and it's free.
http://uproxx.com/music/2015/11/free-download-foo-fighters-st-cecilia/

Twitter Cats to the Rescue in Brussels Lockdown http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/24/world/europe/twitter-cats-to-the-rescue-in-brussels-lockdown.html

Hamster Eating a Carrot - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODo3GN8wU_k
and
This Hamster Just Stuffed 5 Baby Carrots In His Mouth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEWVSPMFKUc

Former Pennsylvania Governor Wears Bag over Head on TV After Eagles' Latest Loss
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2592224-former-pennsylvania-governor-wears-bag-over-head-on-tv-after-eagles-latest-loss

Here's What Happens When You Send 40 Unsuspecting Guys a Preemptive V-Pic
https://www.thrillist.com/sex-dating/los-angeles/we-sent-a-preemptive-v-pic-before-dudes-could-send-dick-pics-heres-what-happened

Playing in the Red: Big-time college athletic departments are taking in more money than ever and spending it just as fast. These 28 schools operated at a loss in 2014.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/sports/wp/2015/11/23/running-up-the-bills/




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Orangutan Titties

Interesting post-basketball life for Kevin Love's dad https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_Love_%28basketball%29
More details on the arrest.  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_Pamplin

Sweaters for injured Penguins
http://onemorepost.com/tiny-sweaters-for-injured-penguins/

Skanky suicide bomber used to be a selfie-taking party animal
http://nypost.com/2015/11/20/skanky-suicide-bomber-used-to-be-a-selfie-taking-party-animal/

Video from Paris bombing - http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2015/11/20/video-suicide-bombing-during-paris-raid.html

11/22/63 trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QIShmtBdto

Whole Foods vs. Kroger - http://www.businessinsider.com/whole-foods-prices-compared-to-kroger-2015-11

@ABC7NY: FBI: Manhattan dentist with child porn punctured holes in condoms to spread HIV https://t.co/KmF7ZF5xxC https://t.co/4t4pcFwPvE

Measure your Poo - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale

FanDuel Told Employees Not To Win Too Much Money On DraftKings Or People Would Get Suspicious - http://deadspin.com/fanduel-told-employees-not-to-win-too-much-money-on-dra-1743814536

Emotionally disturbed person entered Apple Store in midtown w samurai sword. Screaming & swinging. Taken to Bellvue. - https://twitter.com/CeFaanKim/status/667821810763759616





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Thursday, November 19, 2015

Spanx for Men

Chester French - "Drop" (Official Music Video) -  http://youtu.be/kwtkDY33Tow

LOLZ - An Indian Guy proposes - http://youtu.be/Bp5C-ajnn48

Wow Brady got worked by Klosterman in this interview:  http://www.gq.com/story/tom-brady-chuck-klosterman-gq-man-of-the-year-2015

Insane read... "Bullets, bombs and body parts fly in violent French raid"
http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/11/19/uk-france-shooting-siege-idUKKCN0T736V20151119

Pray for Pres, guys trying to jerk off 18 times in the next 24 hours
http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/tonight-at-11pm-i-will-begin-the-6121824-challenge-notallheroeswearcapes/

This soccer injury made me cringe
http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/11/luis-garrido-injury/

haha, for DC area bros...  they are turning the old Ballston Mall into SoDoSoPa- http://www.ballstonquarter.com/video/ If you don't know what SoDoSoPa is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miXMWJyOdgw

 If any bros are curious or interested in early retirement, these 2 blogs will show you how to do it:
http://earlyretirementextreme.com
http://mrmoneymustache.com/
and this:  https://www.reddit.com/r/FinancialIndependence

Pitchfork review of new Jonny Greenwood: http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/21213-junun/

Watch: James Taylor and Stephen Colbert Sing 'You Can Close Your Eyes'
http://www.bostonmagazine.com/arts-entertainment/blog/2015/11/19/james-taylor-stephen-colbert-duet/

15 YEARS FOR JARED!
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/jared-fogle-ex-subway-pitchman-pleads-guilty-child-porn-sex-n466256

Big news for generation #cordcutters out there
https://twitter.com/EricFisherSBJ/status/667417309703757825

A week in the life of a Tokyo salary man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po8IPh64rVM

Kid punches a bully in the face and double legs him
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Harlem Globe Frotters

NSFW - She's the limit
http://i.imgur.com/kFY6SL7.jpg

NSFW - LOLZ - Well that's shocking
http://i.imgur.com/EjrERVU.gifv

Cat doesn't make jump - https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CTshtfWWoAEg6e4.mp4

Zebras escape Philadelphia zoo, taste temporary freedom
http://mashable.com/2015/11/15/zebras-escape-zoo-philadephia/#yV99rDr5aZqy

 LOLZ ZEBRA VINE - https://vine.co/v/iBI0q6ZQd27

Best Funny English Football Chants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icSAr94WeLw

We're in need of some red pandas to cheer up the world.
http://imgur.com/gallery/7fEai

Funny Penguin (pingu) - http://imgur.com/gallery/5oPppMo

Car With Body Of Man Missing 9 Years Visible On Google Maps
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/car-with-body-of-man-missing-9-years-visible-on-google-maps_5645f5e4e4b045bf3deead62

La Femme -- Its Time To Wake Up (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdHbogeHqmw

Making a Museum Out of a Mountain:  In picture-perfect South Tyrol on the Austrian border of Italy, the legendary mountaineer Reinhold Messner has created six eccentric museums devoted to his lifelong passion. Naturally, to get to each one is a hike.
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/12/t-magazine/austria-museums-mountains.html

Fat Tony feat. Old Money - "BKNY" (chill song)
https://youtu.be/GQleVZ60thk

Ray Lewis' new rap song... yikes - https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2015/11/12/ray-lewis-previews-new-rap-track-on-instagram-and-its-something/

Friday was an odd day - http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2015/11/13/odd-day-ron-gordon-oddity-numbers/75711158/

 'The Attacks Will Be Spectacular' - An exclusive look at how the Bush administration ignored this warning from the CIA months before 9/11, along with others that were far more detailed than previously revealed.
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/11/cia-directors-documentary-911-bush-213353

The Tony Hawk of dogs, Otto: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVnzXA9b7Ww

Kurt Vile - Pretty Pimpin (chill song):  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=659pppwniXA

Carson trying to stab dudes - https://www.instagram.com/p/-B_ci4mhdA/

NFY interviews cast of the night before - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu0D5mhjDyc&feature=youtu.be

Man With Long Record Of Transit-Related Arrests Steals Greyhound Bus
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2015/11/11/darius-mccollum-greyhound-bus/

World Ender by Lord Huron, chill song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Rdiy9IzATQ

2003 Onion post:  http://www.theonion.com/multiblogpost/this-war-will-destabilize-the-entire-mideast-regio-11534

Study: Religious Kids Are Jerks - A study published in the journal Current Biology testing the behavior of Christian, Muslim, and atheist children has found that religious kids are meaner and less generous.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/11/06/study-religious-kids-are-jerks.html

A New Box Set Holds A Springsteen Holy Grail
http://www.npr.org/sections/allsongs/2015/11/16/455927766/a-new-box-set-holds-a-springsteen-holy-grail

Anonymous declares war on ISIS
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/11/anonymous-isis-war-video/

Watch A Tribe Called Quest Reunite On Fallon
http://www.stereogum.com/1844004/watch-a-tribe-called-quest-reunite-on-fallon/video/

Obama's a BOSS
https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/666275808294658048

Jon Oliver just destroying the daily fantasy leagues is good for a chortle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq785nJ0FXQ

ISIS Threatens DC... yikes...
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/666280431269109760/video/1

Man Who Gave Psychics $718,000 'Just Got Sucked In'
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/16/nyregion/lured-in-by-two-manhattan-psychics-to-the-tune-of-718000.html?ref=nyregion&_r=0

Should've stayed away from that Tiger Blood... http://www.people.com/article/charlie-sheen-hiv-positive

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Monday, November 16, 2015

Harlem Globe Frotters

NSFW - She's the limit
http://i.imgur.com/kFY6SL7.jpg

NSFW - LOLZ - Well that's shocking
http://i.imgur.com/EjrERVU.gifv

Cat doesn't make jump - https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CTshtfWWoAEg6e4.mp4

Zebras escape Philadelphia zoo, taste temporary freedom
http://mashable.com/2015/11/15/zebras-escape-zoo-philadephia/#yV99rDr5aZqy

 LOLZ ZEBRA VINE - https://vine.co/v/iBI0q6ZQd27

Best Funny English Football Chants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icSAr94WeLw

We're in need of some red pandas to cheer up the world.
http://imgur.com/gallery/7fEai

Funny Penguin (pingu) - http://imgur.com/gallery/5oPppMo

Car With Body Of Man Missing 9 Years Visible On Google Maps
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/car-with-body-of-man-missing-9-years-visible-on-google-maps_5645f5e4e4b045bf3deead62

La Femme -- Its Time To Wake Up (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdHbogeHqmw

Making a Museum Out of a Mountain:  In picture-perfect South Tyrol on the Austrian border of Italy, the legendary mountaineer Reinhold Messner has created six eccentric museums devoted to his lifelong passion. Naturally, to get to each one is a hike.
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/12/t-magazine/austria-museums-mountains.html

Fat Tony feat. Old Money - "BKNY" (chill song)
https://youtu.be/GQleVZ60thk

Ray Lewis' new rap song... yikes - https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2015/11/12/ray-lewis-previews-new-rap-track-on-instagram-and-its-something/

Friday was an odd day - http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2015/11/13/odd-day-ron-gordon-oddity-numbers/75711158/

 'The Attacks Will Be Spectacular' - An exclusive look at how the Bush administration ignored this warning from the CIA months before 9/11, along with others that were far more detailed than previously revealed.
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/11/cia-directors-documentary-911-bush-213353

The Tony Hawk of dogs, Otto: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVnzXA9b7Ww

Kurt Vile - Pretty Pimpin (chill song):  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=659pppwniXA

Carson trying to stab dudes - https://www.instagram.com/p/-B_ci4mhdA/

NFY interviews cast of the night before - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu0D5mhjDyc&feature=youtu.be

Man With Long Record Of Transit-Related Arrests Steals Greyhound Bus
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2015/11/11/darius-mccollum-greyhound-bus/

World Ender by Lord Huron, chill song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Rdiy9IzATQ

2003 Onion post:  http://www.theonion.com/multiblogpost/this-war-will-destabilize-the-entire-mideast-regio-11534

Study: Religious Kids Are Jerks - A study published in the journal Current Biology testing the behavior of Christian, Muslim, and atheist children has found that religious kids are meaner and less generous.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/11/06/study-religious-kids-are-jerks.html

A New Box Set Holds A Springsteen Holy Grail
http://www.npr.org/sections/allsongs/2015/11/16/455927766/a-new-box-set-holds-a-springsteen-holy-grail

Anonymous declares war on ISIS
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/11/anonymous-isis-war-video/

Watch A Tribe Called Quest Reunite On Fallon
http://www.stereogum.com/1844004/watch-a-tribe-called-quest-reunite-on-fallon/video/

Obama's a BOSS
https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/666275808294658048

Jon Oliver just destroying the daily fantasy leagues is good for a chortle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq785nJ0FXQ

ISIS Threatens DC... yikes...
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/666280431269109760/video/1

Man Who Gave Psychics $718,000 'Just Got Sucked In'
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/16/nyregion/lured-in-by-two-manhattan-psychics-to-the-tune-of-718000.html?ref=nyregion&_r=0

Should've stayed away from that Tiger Blood... http://www.people.com/article/charlie-sheen-hiv-positive

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Thursday, November 12, 2015

1.21 Jizzawatts

Q: What is an analogy that gets your point across perfectly, but is wildly inappropriate?

A: Success is like being pregnant. People will congratulate you, but no one knows how many times you were fucked before you got there.
A: Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it but you are the only one who feels its warmth
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NSFW - I love camping - http://i.imgur.com/t1tX3tP.jpg

NSFW - Hanging out in her dorm room
https://i.imgur.com/NHyee2R.jpg

NSFW - (This is a classic) GirlsDoPorn E290
http://gfycat.com/AdorableBarrenBaiji

The Red Pill: the movie about men that feminists didn't want you to see
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/the-red-pill-the-movie-about-men-that-feminists-didnt-want-you-t/

TIL "Under Pressure" was written by David Bowie and Queen during a 24-hour wine and cocaine marathon
http://www.superstarmagazine.com/how-under-pressure-sounds-without-music-freddie-mercury-and-david-bowie-a-cappella/

Spotify names its most streamed track of all time
http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/nov/12/spotify-most-streamed-track-all-time-major-lazer-lean-on

Facebook stealing video views - http://www.businessinsider.com/how-facebook-is-stealing-billions-of-views-youtube-video-goes-viral-2015-11

An Iranian actress who posted Instagram photos of herself without a hijab was forced to flee the country - http://www.businessinsider.com/iranian-actress-forced-to-flee-country-because-of-instagram-2015-11

XBOX today launches the Windows 10 OS so its company is more streamlined on one platform
http://www.techinsider.io/microsoft-brings-windows-10-to-the-xbox-2015-11

Nina Agdal - Semi-NSFW - http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/nina-agdal-doing-the-damn-thing-by-going-pantsless-on-instagram/

First Listen: The Grateful Dead, 'Fare Thee Well'
http://www.npr.org/2015/11/11/455324107/first-listen-the-grateful-dead-fare-thee-well

How I Became One of the Most Successful Art Smugglers in the World
http://www.vice.com/read/how-i-became-one-of-the-most-successful-art-smugglers-in-the-world

Philly named #1 city for live music
http://www.phillymag.com/ticket/2015/11/11/philly-best-music-city/

World's Best Judge Expertly Uses Taylor Swift's Own Lyrics to Dismiss 'Shake It Off' Copyright Lawsuit - http://www.vulture.com/2015/11/taylor-swift-shakes-off-that-copyright-lawsuit.html




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Bae Caught me Slippin

Looks like in my old age i forgot to send out yesterday's blast.  Here you go, ya filthy animals.




interesting Nixon quote from 1967:
But, let us take a longer view. With the advance of transportation and communications so vividly described by other Lakeside speakers, the world by the end of this century will be a great city. As the world becomes smaller, the differences between rich and poor will appear much larger. The three billion people living in the less advanced areas of the world will not tolerate permanent second class economic status. For example, at that time the people of the United States will have a per capita income ten times as large as that of our closest friends and neighbors in Latin America. The time to defuse this potentially explosive situation is now.
http://history.state.gov/historicaldocuments/frus1969-76v01/d2

Bible things - http://biblehub.com/ezekiel/23-20.htm

Scroll down for wire tapped convo in which French centre forward Karim Benzema blackmails another French teammate over a recorded sex tape.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3313466/If-want-video-destroyed-come-friend-Karim-Benzema-claimed-told-Mathieu-Valbuena-alleged-sextape-blackmail-plot-sensational-wiretap-conversation-revealed.html
This story is odd on a few different levels. Euro soccer stars, phone taps, blackmail, France, etc.

Inside New York's Underground Lap Dance Parties
http://www.playboy.com/articles/new-york-underground-lap-dance-parties

Funny T-Rex Baseball - https://vine.co/v/e3HbjtET6wl

Hollywood A listers reportedly has AIDS or HIV + and banged a bunch of poeple in Hollywood.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/6737076/Superstar-Hollywood-womaniser-has-HIV.html

Donald Trump's 'humane' 1950s model for deportation, 'Operation Wetback', was anything but - https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/09/30/donald-trumps-humane-1950s-model-for-deportation-operation-wetback-was-anything-but/

Peanut butter baby all grown up - https://vine.co/v/el5tLr2OL1u

Weezer + Peanut Butter Baby - https://vine.co/v/eEdrZUmwnUu

Dr. Evil + Peanut Butter Baby - https://vine.co/v/e9aFIrpPE0v

Ben Carson would not abort Baby Hitler
http://www.sbnation.com/2015/11/11/9709934/gop-debate-is-ben-carson-pro-hitler

Review of McD's mozzy sticks, look awesome to me - http://www.businessinsider.com/we-tried-mcdonalds-mozzarella-sticks-2015-11

Simon & Garfunkel LOLZ - http://www.albumartexchange.us/assets_c/2011/02/simon-moustache-thumb-450x450-6200.jpg

Washington DC police arrest 1 of 2 women in twerking assault; victim speaks out
http://news.yahoo.com/video/washington-dc-police-arrest-1-182211977.html

Florida cop and Jameis Winston fan found with 87 child porn pictures on his cop cruiser CPU isn't the best look
http://bustedcoverage.com/2015/11/11/florida-state-fancop-charged-with-child-porn-possession/





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Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Fwd: Baltimore Sucks, real-talk

Dogs & Social Commentary, Lolz - http://imgur.com/gallery/2U4VdvL

More Dog Lolz...wait for it... hahaha - http://imgur.com/gallery/GqMxmPN

Giants fan of the week...
http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/46430425-story

Alexander Daddario will fill out the Baywatch red suit nicely
http://uproxx.com/movies/2015/11/alexandra-daddario-baywatch-movie/

The book from this week's episode of Nathan For You is an Amazon best seller
http://www.avclub.com/article/book-weeks-episode-nathan-you-amazon-best-seller-227746

For you bros looking for a nice Jewish lady - http://jswipeapp.com/

Don't flick off a monkey - https://38.media.tumblr.com/64ad3fe2e582dded4b4d98b98b70b622/tumblr_nxbqr7FhPa1ugb8b2o1_400.gif

No way Jose
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/jose-reyes-arrested-allegedly-assaulting-wife-report-n460486

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This guy's kinda interesting https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Stompanato

He was a WWII marine vet who got wrapped in in the LA mob scene. While dating Lana Turner, he visited her on set when she was filming a scene with Sean Connery. Guy sees them doing a romantic scene and jumps onto the set brandishing a pistol and telling Connery to take his hands off her. Connery snatched the pistol out of his hands and slapped him around; apparently Sean Connery was quite the scrapper in his youth, didn't know he was such a legit tough guy. I want to see if they caught that on film.

Anyway Lana kept dating this idiot for some reason, and one night they got into a fight in LA when Lana's 15 year old daughter was around. Story goes that the daughter grabbed a butcher knife and stabbed him to death, but most likely Lana killed him and had her daughter take the fall, since as a minor she wouldn't go to jail. Crazy wurl.
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Monday, November 9, 2015

A little Dr. Thackery in all of us...

Hundreds of Nude Photos Jolt Colorado School
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/07/us/colorado-students-caught-trading-nude-photos-by-the-hundreds.html?_r=1

Trailer: The Right Thing: Better Call Saul: Season Premiere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Pd7SMrP4g

Rumblr, a New App Dubbed 'Tinder for Fighting,' Set for Beta Test Launch
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2587509-rumblr-a-new-app-dubbed-tinder-for-fighting-set-for-beta-test-launch

2 Stabbed at Party in Wu Tang Clan Founder RZA's Home: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/men-stabbed-rza-party_563fe1dae4b0b24aee4abbe0

Pupusas in DC: https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/food/where-to-find-pupusas--standard-and-inventive--that-stand-out/2015/11/04/defb31ce-7e92-11e5-afce-2afd1d3eb896_story.html

Blood Ties: Two brilliant college lovers were convicted of a brutal slaying. All these years later, why has the case become a cause?
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/11/09/blood-ties

Penguin Lolz - http://imgur.com/0FcFYxy

@neiltyson: 1.4 Million: Americans who died in all Wars fought since 1776.
1.4 Million: Americans who died via household Guns since 1968

Carmelo vs. Heckler - http://newyorkknicksmemes.com/2015/11/09/carmelo-anthony-calls-out-heckler-after-knicks-beat-lakers/

Here is breakdown of the chaos in Missouri
http://deadspin.com/whats-going-on-at-the-university-of-missouri-all-your-1741447807

Ben Carson's House: http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/gallery/2015/nov/07/ben-carson-house-homage-to-himself-in-pictures

"Blinky" from Simpsons is real! hahaha
3-eyed catfish caught in the Gowanus Canal in Brooklyn - http://abc7ny.com/news/video-3-eyed-catfish-caught-in-the-gowanus-canal-in-brooklyn/1075436/

This Trick Play Was A Terrible Idea And It Worked Perfectly
http://deadspin.com/this-trick-play-was-a-terrible-idea-and-it-worked-perfe-1741493241




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Rosario Dawson has bovine facial features

Mothafuggin Eggs, baby!
"Industrial egg separator"
http://imgur.com/iEcoNxC.gifv

NSFW - Batgirl Selfie
https://i.imgur.com/r2mUQys.jpg

11 free things to do this November in the D.C. area
https://www.washingtonpost.com/express/wp/2015/11/05/11-free-things-to-do-this-november-in-the-d-c-area/

Clumsy Pup steals the show - https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153778049176661

How Capicola became Gabagool
http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/how-capicola-became-gabagool-the-italian-new-jersey-accent-explained

Crazy Buzzer Beater in Chinese Kids Bball game - http://i.imgur.com/RMC1T5A.gifv

Have you guys seen the comments that "Ken M" trolls people with? Some of them are gold. https://www.reddit.com/r/KenM/ and I just read this thing about Ken M the other day. http://gizmodo.com/ken-m-is-the-most-epic-troll-on-the-internet-1739028329

LOLZ - The moment Bernie Sanders wins your vote.
https://vine.co/v/eLqL2wxJYqm

See Iran Coming Out of the Shadows
http://time.com/4098457/see-iran-coming-out-of-the-shadows/

LOLZ - Like 2 drunk girls
http://i.imgur.com/S6ZQT3z.gifv
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Babies are born blackout drunk and slowly sober as they age.
They form no permanent memories for several years, have no hand-eye coordination, and are either crying or sleeping. Slowly they regain the ability to crawl around on all fours, then to stumble drunkenly across the room before falling on their faces.
Eventually they become sober enough to start speaking slurred, broken sentences. But their emotions are still totally out of control, and they'll fly into a rage, a sobbing fit, or uncontrollable giggles at the slightest provocation.
Puberty is the hangover.

One cup of water being poured on a (pretty small) grease fire.
http://i.imgur.com/1lEDdio.gifv

This isn't written well, but the story of the Lucky Luciano trial is interesting:
http://www.abajournal.com/magazine/article/how_prosecutors_brought_down_lucky_luciano/

I wish Bernie Sanders would embrace this dance and song based on Weekend at Bernies 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRBLmogRL4c

creativity and mental illness http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2014/07/secrets-of-the-creative-brain/372299/

Two girls fall and land in an awkward position
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDC8xnoePM0&feature=youtu.be

Piece on Greg Hardy's domestic violence and some photos of the bruises on him and the victim:
http://deadspin.com/this-is-why-nfl-star-greg-hardy-was-arrested-for-assaul-1739117634

Tito's vodka is made by a guy named Bert "Tito" Beveridge
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tito%27s_Vodka

Many of our flavorings comes from Beaver ass- http://www.naturalnews.com/042950_beaver_butt_natural_flavoring_castoreum.html


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"All fathers love their sons, Danny." - Master Splinter

"Creed" is getting my Rocky boner extra hard - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv554B7YHk4

Anonymous says an Indian accountant in NJ is member of KKK... he says he had never even heard of the KKK:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2015/11/03/what-happens-when-a-dox-incorrectly-identifies-you-as-a-member-of-the-kkk/?tid=sm_fb

Given the amount of David Attenborough we have all enjoyed in earnest, stoned educational amusement, you will certainly enjoy him narrating an Adele video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enu-qR0H_uk

This is how you scale a wall as a team.
 http://i.imgur.com/ZxjGImF.gifv

Serena Williams chases down a thief who stole her phone.
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/11/4/9668854/serena-williams-attn-phone-thieves

Bernie Sanders doing God's Work -  http://www.sanders.senate.gov/newsroom/must-read/bernie-sanders-introduces-bill-ending-the-federal-ban-on-marijuana

Yesica - http://www.vox.com/a/cuba-life-people-government-economy/page-2

Bruce Springsteen - Ramrod (The River Tour, Tempe 1980)
https://youtu.be/RJVauHVQ-X0

Why Didn't Anybody Tell Me Bruce Springsteen's Daughter Can Kind Of Get It?
http://www.barstoolsports.com/philadelphia/um-why-didnt-anybody-tell-me-bruce-springsteens-daughter-can-kind-of-get-it/

People Are Tweeting Their Most Awkward Moments And It Is Cringingly Hilarious
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mikespohr/people-are-tweeting-their-most-awkward-moments-and-it-is-cri#.oaDqEQ1X0X

The best of Aaron, for anyone who misses Eastbound like I do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMr8p8YY51E



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Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Apollo Creed's Horse-Dick

Matt Harvey's new GF madone:  https://instagram.com/devwindsor/

Small is the new big, the future of drones in war can fit in your backpack - http://www.popularmechanics.com/flight/drones/a18032/hero-30-uvision-israeli-drone/

Queen Elizabeth's Royal Corgi Wranglers - http://imgur.com/CJj2Ckb

Missing Italian Marathoner Found on New York Subway, Still in His Running Gear
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/04/nyregion/missing-italian-marathoner-found-on-new-york-subway-still-in-his-running-gear.html?_r=0

I am pumped for this show: http://www.metacritic.com/tv/master-of-none

Troll city, population Bezos. I like going to bookstores so I am hoping this becomes a trend, but Amazon basically putting every bookstore in the country out of business and then starting to open up their own brick and mortar bookstores is diabolical.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-11-03/seattle-bookworms-swarm-amazon-s-new-brick-and-mortar-store

This is fascinating, girl riding a bar stool, kind of not in a sexual way... - http://i.imgur.com/r3Zx7Km.gifv

Chill song -  El Vy - Return to the Moon:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUAOwceIzRM

Vape lolz
http://vaping360.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/PKdHYWl.jpg

Cotton Candy in China - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNzM21q1MA0



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Irrational Morning Blast

Cuz i missed yesterday.... had to go to the ER for a broken rib...tried to suck meself off in the women's lavatory at work... sorry, bros.



Somebody Just Won $1 Million Bounty For Hacking The iPhone
 http://motherboard.vice.com/read/somebody-just-won-1-million-bounty-for-hacking-the-iphone

New Hardcore History on the Persian empire, should be epic: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dan-carlins-hardcore-history/id173001861?mt=2&i=355848105

Pretty cool old timey photos: http://www.imgur.com/gallery/yWl2c

Suspect in Assault of Uber Driver Edward Caban Is Taco Bell Executive
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/suspect-assault-uber-driver-edward-caban-taco-bell-executive-n456361  (he was just thinking outside the bun is all...)

Jim Harbaugh considers steak to be a vitamin and a steroid, and he eats it every day
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/11/2/9661724/jim-harbaugh-michigan-steak-vitamin-steroid

Dusty Baker Named Washington Nationals Manager After They Cheap Out On Bud Black
http://deadspin.com/dusty-baker-named-nationals-manager-after-they-cheap-ou-1740226658

This is always pretty funny, Kimmel has parents tell kids they ate all their Halloween Candy - http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/videos/a39386/jimmy-kimmel-kids-halloween-candy/

Conor McGregor vs The Mountain (Game of Thrones)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aaehn1aY8Ig

I don't like the odds of these FIVE GUYS employees keeping their jobs...
https://amp.twimg.com/v/83d64f4d-450f-4263-8433-f619a3864126

The Skins' Latest Court Filing Is Comically Vulgar
http://deadspin.com/the-skins-latest-court-filing-is-comically-vulgar-1740262036

 That time I tried to buy some crude - http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-11-03/that-time-i-tried-to-buy-some-crude-oil

tiny narwhal https://www.etsy.com/listing/97607363/dollhouse-miniature-blue-narwhal-tiny

Rough week for NYC
http://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/my-citys-in-ruins/

Eagles may eternally suck, but at least they're some of the drunkest fans in the NFL!
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2015/11/3/9664588/philadelphia-eagles-fans-drunk-nfl-study-vinepair-buffalo-bills-rankings

Telekinesis - "Sleep In": Telekinesis - Sleep In (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WeyNDU27VY


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