Thursday, May 28, 2015

Butt Plugs w/ Built in GPS

Fellow BroBlast member started a new website, give him page views, wax his salami - "A nice compliation of interesting reads for the modern intellectual/renaissance man (or woman)" - http://patrickreads.com/
Follow on Twitter for you Twitter Folks - @patrick_reads

NSFW - Smoking hot babe with fit babylons - http://imgur.com/a/ofbwC

NSFW - Yams at da beach, bwoyyyyy - http://i.imgur.com/wPeg3ce.jpg

NSFW - Apparently this is a "thing"... who knew...
http://i.imgur.com/a/PxJQo.jpeg

Lolz - I will never get tired of bears waving like humans - http://i.imgur.com/a273bF9.gifv

Mad Max: Fury Road shouldn't exist. It shouldn't have been possible. It certainly wasn't plausible. Hollywood executives are paid to prevent this sort of potential disaster from ever happening. And yet somehow, one 70-year-old man who had been stuck directing children's movies for two decades took a somewhat beloved franchise from the '80s and not only made one of the most badass movies of all time, but also created a legitimate masterpiece of the action genre. - http://io9.com/do-you-realize-mad-max-fury-road-is-a-miracle-1707000166

Chart: The Qatar World Cup Death Toll Is Stunning [Update]
http://screamer.deadspin.com/chart-the-qatar-world-cup-death-toll-is-stunning-1707286095

Nothing like a k-hole to help you shake off a bad case of the feels http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2015/05/28/409800015/ketamine-depression-treatments-inspired-by-club-drug-move-ahead-in-tests Joking aside, this article demonstrates the evil of pharmaceutical companies. Since ketamine is already available generically, pharmas are finding ways to chemically alter it and get the same effects, so they can mark it up and sell it at a much higher price. 

Marty Robbins - Big Iron (chill song)
https://youtu.be/iGmUsJvRv7U

Jerry Jones just caught creeping again
http://www.complex.com/sports/2015/05/new-photos-jerry-jones-creeping-young-women/jerry-jones-3

Guy from Baltimore with no military background starts a Christian Army to fight ISIS - http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2015/04/matthew-vandyke-isis-assyrian-army

FIFA 16 to introduce Women's teams... http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2015-05/28/fifa-16-women

Black Twitter compilation - http://imgur.com/gallery/ftujK



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Luke Warm Farts? Go to Doctor... they should be piping hot...

You ask millennials what they want, it's good coffee, good beer, a place to go climbing, maybe a place to sit down and work for a couple hours," Englert said. http://wtop.com/food/2015/05/%E2%80%8Bjoe-englert-d-c-s-bar-impresario-has-much-more-than-booze-in-store-for-his-next-project/

Vetiver - Can't You Tell (chill song)
https://youtu.be/nR8pfdhr5Hs

'Point Break' First Trailer: Johnny Utah Rides Again
http://deadline.com/2015/05/point-break-first-trailer-1201432994/

LOLmets
http://deadspin.com/with-just-one-retweet-youll-help-a-pathetic-team-give-1706960709

Pretty crazy Fifa corruption arrest story in Switzerland last night
http://screamer.deadspin.com/reports-justice-department-brings-the-goddamn-hammer-d-1707109298
and
US Dept of Justice coming down hard on FIFA officials for racketeering, money laundering, and wire fraud: http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2015/5/27/8665955/explaining-the-fifa-corruption-arrests

Harper's home run was pretty crazy last night, he thought it was just a pop up. http://deadspin.com/bryce-harper-mad-he-flied-out-actually-hits-home-run-1707162184

Tennis star: I'm having sex all the time, but never with tennis chicks
http://nypost.com/2015/05/27/tennis-stud-brags-about-sexual-conquests-but-not-with-azarenka

Tour De Fat in D.C. this Saturday (May 30) - http://www.newbelgium.com/events/tour-de-fat/washington.aspx   General info: http://www.newbelgium.com/events/tour-de-fat.aspx

Awesome Con 2015 in D.C. this weekend - http://www.awesome-con.com/washington-dc/

DC is getting yet another ride share service. Presenting "Split."
http://districtsource.com/2015/05/split-a-new-ridesharing-app-is-out-to-shake-up-d-c-s-on-demand-transportation-scene/

Woman Allegedly Pushed Paddle Away From Fiancé As He Drowned In River
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/woman-pushed-paddle-fiance-drowned/1044999/

NSFW - On/Off Blond Bae
http://i.imgur.com/c7T1wH2.png

NSFW - This is hot as FUCK... wow... sneak peek in between flights...
http://i.imgur.com/N8WvJMk.jpg

Texans are doing Hard Knocks this year http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000493939/article/eight-things-to-watch-on-this-seasons-hard-knocks

Photos of India's Deadly, Street-Melting Heat Wave
http://gizmodo.com/photos-of-indias-deadly-street-melting-heat-wave-1707186192



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Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Beavers love Cedars

NSFW - Emily Ratajowski on/off - http://i.imgur.com/ukhVIpx.jpg

Dog doing Math LOLZ - http://38.media.tumblr.com/0d5f4f4ece6f4d4bf6d40f555c2caa2a/tumblr_norf3cdeI11s2yegdo1_400.gif

YouTube video shows apparent Albany Park shootout
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-albany-park-shootout-video-20150525-story.html

Great Jeopardy answer
 http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/05/video-jeopardy-incorrect-kinky-boots/

This is crappy as HECK...
Mother found pushing dead three-year-old on a swing in Md. park
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/mother-found-pushing-dead-three-year-old-on-a-swing-in-md-park/2015/05/22/b2acd6fe-00b6-11e5-805c-c3f407e5a9e9_story.html?tid=sm_fb

If you were born in the early 80's, this may hit home...
http://www.popsugar.com/tech/How-Technology-Influenced-Generation-X-37522155

This is how you swipe right on tinder... with class..
http://boingboing.net/2015/05/22/tinder-tender-meat.html

Game of Thrones Musical
http://www.buzzfeed.com/scottybryan/rastafarian-targaryen#.wsdyZ54m4

High School Baseball Team Uses Hidden Ball Trick To Win State Semifinal
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/high-school-baseball-team-uses-hidden-ball-trick-to-win-1706588010

The Awkward Moment That Spider-Man Gives Himself A Concussion At A Children's Birthday Party - http://www.brobible.com/life/article/spider-man-concussion-childrens-birthday-party/

New York DEA Agents Busted for Owning Strip Club That Employed Illegal Alien Dancers
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/05/21/dea-agents-accused-of-owning-strip-club-that-employed-illegal-alien-dancers/

2016 FX Show "America's Crime Story, the people vs. OJ Simpson"
http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2015/05/26/fx-releases-first-official-images-of-john-travolta-cuba-gooding-jr-in-american-crime-story/

45% more likely to get murdered in NYC under Mayor DeBlasio
http://nypost.com/2015/05/26/youre-45-more-likely-to-be-murdered-in-de-blasios-manhattan/

Fat chick gets taser KO'd in Reno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGTb8Asb0Pk

Surfer Is Disqualified From Competition For Pulling The Biggest Bro Move In History
http://www.brobible.com/sports/article/biggest-bro-move-history-surfing-disqualification-martin-passeri/

"Music Is Sacred" (poem) by Jack White: http://pitchfork.com/news/59677-jack-white-pens-poem-music-is-sacred/

The Phillies' GM Is Sick Of All These Fans Who Just "Bitch And Complain"
 http://deadspin.com/the-phillies-gm-is-sick-of-all-these-fans-who-just-bit-1706992204



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Memorial Day farts are coming...

ISIS executes guy with RPG:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PP-1c8ofL4

Next week is gonna be really fucking hot:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capital-weather-gang/wp/2015/05/21/record-challenging-heat-likely-in-d-c-in-mays-final-week/

For the Phish fans out there...
 http://www.frontandcenter.com/trey-anastasio/

Friday squirrel fats -  http://www.imgur.com/gallery/STBLfjY  (lolz)

This list uses a mathematical equation to rank the greatest NBA and ABA teams (all of them) in order from best to worst. It has this season's Warriors team as the 4th greatest all-time, assuming it can win the title I think. The best Washington team was apparently the 74-75 Bullets at #208.
http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-best-nba-teams-of-all-time-according-to-elo/

An artist is making $100,000 a pop off other people's Instagram photos — and it could be totally legal - http://www.businessinsider.com/richard-lewis-instagram-photos-100000-dollars-new-york-new-portraits-copyright-2015-5

Old out of shape man bends it like Beckham - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOsajPeXTmA

Someone Created A Product Called The 'Dick Belt' And It's Not What You Think, Or Maybe It Is
http://www.brobible.com/gear/article/the-dick-belt/

NSFW - two super hot babes being super hot
http://i.imgur.com/7BlG5da.jpg

NSFW - so wholesome...so ready for Memorial Day...
http://i.imgur.com/gPb0175.jpg


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Friday, May 22, 2015

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Losing my dome like Eddard Stark

Semi-NSFW - Camel Toe montage
https://youtu.be/G9tkgWyiF9Q

Brown Bears Enjoy Oral Sex
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/brown-bears-enjoy-oral-sex

Very interesting question...
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/does-the-pope-masturbate-1705475528

2 Drunk Guys Hijack Golf Cart From Sunday's PGA Event And Drive It 5 Miles To Popular Charlotte Bar - http://totalfratmove.com/2-drunk-guys-hijack-golf-cart-from-sundays-pga-event-and-drive-it-5-miles-to-popular-charlotte-bar/

Old Man Jumps Off 500-Foot-High Bridge, Lights Parachute On Fire, Dies
http://deadspin.com/old-man-jumps-off-500-foot-high-bridge-lights-parachut-1705713970

Drunk Bill Murray Celebrates Letterman Appearance by Falling Off Chair
http://gawker.com/drunk-bill-murray-celebrates-letterman-appearance-by-fa-1705705295

LOLMETS:  http://i.imgur.com/5y5r5nI.jpeg

Abusive Elmo on Demand
http://abusiveelmoondemand.com/

Sweetgreen, the salad chain that's raised more than $40 million from tech investors, goes national with first California location - http://www.businessinsider.com/sweetgreen-opens-first-california-location-2015-5

NFL changes extra point rules for next season: http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/12915634/nfl-change-extra-point-kicks-longer-distance

EXCLUSIVE: Grindr Screenshots Reveal Antigay Pastor Is A Top Who Likes To Cuddle
http://www.queerty.com/exclusive-grindr-screenshots-reveal-antigay-pastor-is-a-top-who-likes-to-cuddle-20150518

Lolz! New Nintendo exec is named Bowser...
http://kotaku.com/this-is-doug-bowser-nintendo-s-new-vp-of-sales-yes-n-1705769126

Scorching hot yearbook take: http://i.imgur.com/URYofs4.jpg

Potential Double OT-Winning Goal Disallowed For Being Too Awesome
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/potential-double-ot-winning-goal-disallowed-for-being-t-1705717308
and related... Why Not Allow Kickass Header Goals?
http://deadspin.com/why-not-allow-kickass-header-goals-1705750066

Officials: $40,000 dropped off at D.C. home as intruder held family captive
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/police-investigating-package-filled-with-cash-dropped-off-at-door-of-slain-family/2015/05/20/a100af9e-ff07-11e4-8b6c-0dcce21e223d_story.html?tid=sm_fb

Save the Bees
https://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2015/05/19/announcing-new-steps-promote-pollinator-health

diarrhea song from LOUIE season 5 episode 5 "Untitled"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcUKDIfwAQ4

Letterman - Are these your drums??
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M65Dx0STe2M

Find Out What Your Name Would Be if You Were Born Today
http://time.com/3856405/baby-name-popularity/#

New York Giants' season is already over
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/12921233/will-beatty-new-york-giants-tears-pectoral-muscle-lifting-weights


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Tuesday, May 19, 2015

If your D was a font, it would be Comic Sans

This is so good, it's being blasted again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj-79LX6uv0 (LOLZ) - Prairie Dog eating

Boomer with the whitest layup ever
http://www.bobsblitz.com/2015/05/boomer-esiason-accidentally-exposed.html

Bear playing Ice Hockey - http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/5/18/8622489/BEAR-PLAYING-ICE-HOCKEY-VIDEO-NOT-A-DRILL

I bet Rastas love saying today's Word of the Day:
tatterdemalion
adjective
1. ragged; unkempt or dilapidated.
noun
1. a person in tattered clothing; a shabby person.
Quotes
He seemed to fit the tatterdemalion apartment perfectly: his dark clothes threadbare, his beard unkempt, his shoes cracked, with his right foot resting on the floor at an odd angle to the other.
-- Chaim Potok, Old Men at Midnight, 2001
Origin
Tatterdemalion entered English in the early 1600s. This term was first written tatter-de-mallian and rhymed with battalion.


'Home-brewed morphine' made possible
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-32780624

Japanese lollipop art is like edible balloon animals
 http://mashable.com/2015/05/19/japanese-lollipops

Dude Gets Busted Jacking Off In A Public Library, Gives The 'My Bad' Hand When Caught
http://www.brobible.com/life/article/guy-masturbating-in-library-my-bad/

Man Halts Bear Attack With Primal Scream
https://www.thedodo.com/man-stops-bear-attack-1150736598.html

Human Resources: Work Friendship and the Hidden Legacy of 'Mad Men'
http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/human-resources-work-friendship-and-the-hidden-legacy-of-mad-men/

A Long-Forgotten, Underground Tunnel in D.C. Is Finally Getting Some Fresh Air: The 75,000-square-foot space underneath the city's Dupont Circle will become an impressive new art space - http://www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/underground-tunnel-dc-finally-getting-fresh-air-180955206/?no-ist

May 19th, 1780 was the New England Dark Day https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_England%27s_Dark_Day

Spoiler alert for anyone who didn't see Sunday's GoT... but if you did, I think you'll agree with me that this senator needs to chill. It wasn't that bad...
http://money.cnn.com/2015/05/19/media/game-of-thrones-claire-mccaskill/index.html

The Scientific and Personal Benefits of Not Masturbating
www.vice.com/read/things-i-learned-while-not-wanking-336

This is kinda cool:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/inspired-life/wp/2015/05/19/want-to-experience-the-deep-mystical-sleep-of-our-ancestors-turn-your-lights-off-at-dusk/
The tl;dr version is that in our modern society, humans sleep in 8 hour (approx.) chunks...but we're actually hard-wired to sleep for a few hours when it becomes dusk...then wake up in the middle of the night in a half-awake/half-asleep trance-like state for about two hours (basically like meditation), then go back to sleep for a few more hours.





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Picking up Coeds when you're 30+ For Dummies

What Happens When A Bear And Some Dude Scare Each Other
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/14/bear-scare-video_n_7288394.html

Roman Candle Attack Drone 2.0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0GBeOnxA4M

Looks like a fun new Japanese game (Semi-NSFW)
http://i.imgur.com/hemlIEm.gif

Arizona State Batter Gets Hit by Pitch, Catches It, Throws It Back to Pitcher
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2467454-arizona-state-batter-gets-hit-by-pitch-catches-it-throws-it-back-to-pitcher

Watch Louis C.K.'s 'SNL' Monologue About Mild Racism And Child Molesters
http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/05/louis-ck-snl-monologue/

Biker Brawl At Texas Tit Bar Involving Knives, Guns, Chains, And Bats Leaves Nine Dead
http://www.brobible.com/life/article/texas-biker-brawl-nine-dead/

Highest-Paid Chiefs in 2014
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/05/14/business/executive-compensation.html?_r=0

Loz's magnificent 7-tone fart symphony - the #1 video in the world, for one day in May 2015.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk-5RVMerfI&feature=youtu.be

What IS this strange sound from the sky? Noise heard across the globe for nearly a DECADE - but nobody has an explanation
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3084260/What-strange-sound-sky-Noise-heard-globe-nearly-DECADE-explanation.html

Phillies Fan Rips Home Run Ball Away From Old Lady
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/phillies-fan-rips-home-run-ball-away-from-old-lady-1705167416

Nina Simone - My Baby Just Cares For Me (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZS7iKdRo5Q

The Pharcyde ''Drop''  (chill song and good video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQlvSpPuWdo

Dan Auerbach (Black Keys) formed a new band named The Arcs, here's a song, no album out yet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIKu9s4d3B0

NSFW - Selfie on/off
http://i.imgur.com/nf5daxV.jpg

NSFW - Beach & Starbucks on/off
http://i.imgur.com/xK9DH3I.png

NSFW - White Dress on/off
http://i.imgur.com/ywnO36v.jpg

Vin Deisel Break Dancing in the 1980's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD2Mb8pM6E8

Bill O'Reilly Accused of Domestic Violence in Custody Battle
http://gawker.com/bill-o-reilly-accused-of-domestic-violence-in-custody-b-1705006992

Game of Thrones Spoiler -  http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/game-of-thrones-is-gross-exploitative-and-totally-out-1705235364

Boston Fan Wearing Jorts Gets Head From A Girl On The Subway Platform Because Time Waits For No One - http://www.brobible.com/girls/article/boston-subway-platform-oral-sex-incident/

Pretty sick dunk:
https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/600412565747965953



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Friday, May 15, 2015

I miss fat Horatio Sanz...

Words of wisdom from Tony Bourdain:
http://airows.com/travel/23-brilliant-life-lessons-from-anthony-bourdain

Semi-NSFW - BIG Time Lolz --> "Apple Watch - Dicks" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_0aIsNp81Q

New True Detective trailer
http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/new-true-detective-trailer-lets-fucking-go/

BB King died, honor him (and treat yourself) by listening to "Live in Cook County Jail" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn7Jc1sWGg4&app=desktop  (RIP)

Size 22 "Model" .... http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashapiro009/tess-holliday-plus-size-model#.op8VnO5z5

Russia: Twenty Feet from War
http://www.nybooks.com/blogs/nyrblog/2015/may/14/russia-nato-twenty-feet-from-war/

Lawyer blasted for T-shirt reading: 'You say domestic violence, I say spousal discipline'
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/lawyer_blasted_for_t_shirt_reading_you_say_domestic_violence_i_say_spousal/

Patriots say everybody cheats
http://yourteamcheats.com/

Bacon wrapped pineapple stuffed with boneless ribs (AKA Swineapple)
http://imgur.com/gallery/afmArNw

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Spiders fall from the sky in Australia leaving what enthusiasts call 'Angel Hair'
http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/spiders-fall-from-the-sky-in-australia-leaving-what-enthusiasts-call-angel-hair-10249514.html

Death for Boston Bomber
http://www.businessinsider.com/boston-bomber-sentencing-2015-5



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Tabasco Brand Prophylactics

Wolfram has created a website that will identify any image you throw at it.
http://blog.stephenwolfram.com/2015/05/wolfram-language-artificial-intelligence-the-image-identification-project/

I must be hungry, but these puppies look like fried chicken.
http://i.imgur.com/Cg0hQJb.png

Beware buying flipped properties in DC...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/quest-to-profit-from-dc-renovations-has-led-to-scores-of-alleged-problems/2015/05/07/ed65e1d6-f3fb-11e4-bcc4-e8141e5eb0c9_story.html

This happened at Hawks-Wiz last night, Kiss Cam LOLZ
https://vine.co/v/eKiqvPmwxVT

Patriots Fans Should Be Suspended For The First Four Games For Acting Like A Bunch Of Sissies http://uproxx.com/ksk/2015/05/patriots-fans-should-be-suspended-for-the-first-four-games-for-acting-like-a-bunch-of-sissies/

Pretty good interview with UFC fighter Conor McGregor
https://www.youtube.com/embed/RqpyVO0pHww

Simpsons: Signs around Springfield you may have missed - http://imgur.com/topic/The_More_You_Know/SraOZ

Soccer players takes brutal flying kick to the back from a fan during on field interview
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2464522-fan-runs-on-field-and-delivers-flying-kick-to-venezuelan-forwards-back

Baltimore corrections officers accused of looting during riots
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/baltimore-corrections-officers-accused-of-looting-during-riots/

'The Simpsons': With Harry Shearer's exit, the show will lose much of its character
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/comic-riffs/wp/2015/05/14/the-simpsons-with-harry-shearers-exit-the-show-will-lose-much-of-its-character/?hpid=z1

The Billionaire Founder Of GoPro Just Paid His Old College Roommate $229 Million Based On A Promise 10 Years Ago - https://fortune.com/2015/05/14/gopro-ceo-woodman-promise/

The Discovery Channel Just Killed the Poor Pittsburgh Penguins
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2464678-the-discovery-channel-just-killed-the-poor-pittsburgh-penguins




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Brown Starfish of Love

Adam Sandler's Letterman tribute was actually funny
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/adam-sandlers-tribute-to-david-letterman-was-actually-f-1704117324/+bubbaprog#_ga=1.40286050.133896389.1420818417

Man Kills Imaginary Friend, Turns Self In, Takes World's Saddest Mug Shot
http://www.mandatory.com/2015/05/12/man-kills-imaginary-friend-turns-self-in-takes-worlds-saddest/

NSFW LOLZ - http://i.imgur.com/pJXqFcl.jpg

NSFW - Babes go topless whilst camping
http://i.imgur.com/QftQrHr.jpg

NSFW - Would ya look at that? - https://imgur.com/a/XuRtU

Enchanting Portraits of the Bugs That Creep All Around Us
http://www.wired.com/2015/05/daniel-kariko-suburban-symbiosis/?mbid=social_twitter

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie: 'Fear of causing offence becomes a fetish'
http://www.theguardian.com/books/2015/may/11/chimamanda-ngozi-adichie-fear-causing-offence-a-fetish

Giantsbane from GoT is the new Wyndham Hotel Wyzard http://www.wyndham.com/about-us/wyndham-rewards

That train in Philly was going over 100 mph.
http://www.wsj.com/articles/deadly-train-wreck-in-philadelphia-leaves-disastrous-mess-1431499608

I like this Louis CK story from when he was a writer on Conan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0HovnJPTqM

That first step is a doozy! Lolz
http://i.imgur.com/fzCR5po.jpg

Enjoy the Nuke Map
http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/



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Can't make Tiramipoo without some Lady Fingers up in there

The Brady-Costas interview from Super Bowl is very interesting in hindsight
http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/123783056/questioning-tom-brady-self-defense-deflategate-new-england-patriots-bob-costas-interview

Instagram star 'The Fat Jew' launching 'White Girl' rosé
 http://pagesix.com/2015/05/11/instagram-star-the-fat-jew-launching-white-girl-rose

Two girls on a Japanese gameshow battle to blow a cockroach through a tube into each others mouth - http://gfycat.com/FinishedScratchyFoxhound

NSFW - Penelope Cruz getting her tits sucked
http://gfycat.com/PastelObedientArabianoryx

LOLZ - Derek Rose's son is an O.G.
http://i.imgur.com/2ggGoYm.jpg

This person deserves the worst in life
http://www.gofundme.com/NewEnglandPatriots

Sunset on Mars: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/11/curiosity-rover-mars-sunset_n_7256620.html

Leon Bridges - Better Man (chill song) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLzr5xv36UI (not a Pearl jam cover...) and this song "Coming Home" - https://youtu.be/MTrKkqE9p1o

Fan Causes Huge Crash at Giro d'Italia by Trying to Join Race on His Own Bike
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2461902-fan-causes-huge-crash-at-giro-ditalia-by-trying-to-join-race-on-his-own-bike

The rapper received an honorary doctorate from the School of the Art Institute of Chicago (SAIC) Monday for his "transformative, genre-defying work." In his acceptance speech, he described what the honor means to him.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/11/kanye-west-honorary-doctorate_n_7259938.html

Universal Is Opening A Nintendo Theme Park, Your 10-Year-Old Self Is Gonna Crap His Pants
http://postgradproblems.com/universal-is-opening-a-nintendo-theme-park-your-10-year-old-self-is-gonna-crap-his-pants/

MLB Network's Sean Casey Nails Co-Host in the Head with Line Drive
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2462379-mlb-networks-sean-casey-nails-co-host-in-the-head-with-line-drive



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Monday, May 11, 2015

Strategic Boner Management 101 - Core Curriculum

The Empty River of Life
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/06/world/middleeast/iran-our-man-in-tehran.html?_r=1

NSFW - On/off
http://i.imgur.com/jgWvgO4.jpg

NSFW - Lunch Break
http://i.imgur.com/x7FbLlJ.png

NSFW - Hot Redhead
http://i.imgur.com/bIRIPnW.jpg

NSFW - Some of you may not like this cuz of her paunch, but this is REAL, and REAL gives boners without asking your brain for permission - http://imgur.com/a/HBzVH

Whitest Kids You Know - Tit Slap skit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDIGARAVC4&feature=youtu.be

Georgia School Founder Gets REAL Racist During Graduation Speech, Everyone Storms Out
http://www.brobible.com/life/article/school-founder-racist-in-graduation-speech/

color video of Berlin immediately after WWII... the fly over at the end is pretty amazing.
https://vimeo.com/126267047

Fat lax goalie runs length of field, scores goal http://t.co/KRLzIeyjhF

Welcome To "Bestie Row": Lifelong Friends Build Row Of Tiny Houses In The Middle Of Nowhere. - http://lightersideofrealestate.com/real-estate-life/cool-stuff/tiny-house-bestie-row

RC Gymkhana GoPro video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwohXm_uaGw

Scary audio files on imgur - http://imgur.com/gallery/J3slA

This is FUNNY and kind of arrousing...
http://www.theonion.com/article/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten--32401

Song 'Kumamon-mon-mon' with English subtitles (Japan Lolz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0OHJUMNZqE&feature=youtu.be

Apple watch erotic porn novel?
http://gizmodo.com/the-mysterious-writer-behind-the-weirdest-tech-erotica-1702680491/+marchman

How to stop running shoes from slipping and causing blisters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IijQyX_YCKA

Spearfisher Captures Close Encounter with Great White Shark on GoPro Camera
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2460903-spear-fisher-captures-close-encounter-with-great-white-shark-on-gopro-camera

Thom Yorke's face is helping solve male sexual problems in Iran
http://www.avclub.com/article/thom-yorkes-face-helping-solve-male-sexual-problem-219244

George Zimmerman road rage shooting incident.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/report-george-zimmerman-involved-in-florida-shooting-incident/

Galveston stabbing suspect spits his own poop at arresting officers
http://abc13.com/704054/



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Friday, May 8, 2015

Chicken Soup for the Barely Legal Teen Soul

Bear Walking Upright is Unsettling: http://imgur.com/gallery/IMDq6XU

Security Footage Reveals The Drastic Action Of A Young Woman After She's Denied A Cigarette - http://www.pixable.com/article/israeli-woman-sets-a-car-on-fire-after-asking-for-cigarette-70749

A picture of Manute Bol swimming - http://i.imgur.com/SWJt7.jpg

Rapper, Hi Rez, Drops The Dopest Order In McDonald's History
http://www.barstoolsports.com/philadelphia/rapper-hi-rez-drops-the-dopest-order-in-mcdonalds-history/

This is safe - Little kid with the genius move to get his face all up in Minaj's breastesses, bravo: http://imgur.com/FhOSS9j

Fox News Brought In Ja Rule For His Thoughts On the 2016 Presidential Election
http://www.complex.com/music/2015/05/ja-rule-fox-news-2016-presidential-election

Stephen Colbert: SC Teachers' $800,000 man
http://www.greenvilleonline.com/story/news/local/2015/05/07/stephen-colbert-funding-grant-requests-south-carolina-public-school-teachers-donorschoose-crowdfunding-site/70938100/

The original Coca Cola (or at least it's ancestor)
http://thenonist.com/index.php/thenonist/permalink/vin_mariani/

LOLZ! - http://imgur.com/gallery/zMnsW3d

ESPN won't renew Simmons' deal
http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/12846295/espn-says-renew-bill-simmons-contract

10 People Who Survived Your Worst Nightmares
http://educateinspirechange.org/alternative-news/10-people-survived-worst-nightmares/



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Lemme taste your Muffuletta

NSFW - Blond Nurse on/off
http://i.imgur.com/jhYya0N.jpg

Shaq fell hard last night and it's pretty hilarious
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/06/shaq-falls_n_7228820.html

Spoiler Alert if you haven't read the GoT books.
George R.R. Martin's editor is unhappy with Game of Thrones' departures from the books
http://winteriscoming.net/2015/05/06/george-r-r-martins-editor-is-unhappy-with-game-of-thrones-departures-from-the-books/

This Messi goal yesterday was straight RIDIC, broke a dude's ankles then chipped the best keeper on the planet - https://sports.vice.com/en_us/highlight/messi-straight-up-murders-jerome-boateng

From July 15 to September 15, a large body of American military personnel will sweep through the Southwestern United States to conduct Jade Helm 15, which, depending on whom you ask, is either an unusually large training exercise or a plot to shred the Constitution and place Texas under martial law.
http://www.vox.com/2015/5/6/8559577/jade-helm-conspiracy

God Bless "Blood Sport" and JCVD - aweseome gifs
http://i.imgur.com/fLB0JrI.gif
and
http://i.imgur.com/X1HUmu8.gif

Meet The World's Biggest Dipshit Who Robbed A Bank And Then Immediately Posted Videos Of It On Instagram - http://www.brobible.com/life/article/man-robs-bank-posts-to-instagram/

Big brother is watching. Looks like the Baltimore PD asked for, and received, some sketchy FBI help in the form of aerial surveillance -  http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/technology/surveillance-planes-spotted-in-the-sky-for-days-after-west-baltimore-rioting/2015/05/05/c57c53b6-f352-11e4-84a6-6d7c67c50db0_story.html

A 550-pound Bronx gangster — nicknamed "Wobbles" — and his ring of nine gun runners were busted for smuggling dozens of weapons into the Big Apple on Metro-North trains, authorities said Wednesday.
http://nypost.com/2015/05/06/meet-wobbles-the-500-pound-alleged-boss-of-a-gun-running-ring/

Comical Instagram to check out/follow - @dickswithbeards

Washington Wizards guard John Wall has five non-displaced fractures in his left wrist and hand and his playing status for the Eastern Conference semifinals has yet to be determined, the team announced Thursday.
http://espn.go.com/nba/playoffs/2015/story/_/id/12841935/john-wall-washington-wizards-fractured-left-wrist-hand

Scorching hot Ballghazi takes - http://deadspin.com/the-ballghazi-takes-are-back-and-they-are-more-insane-1702819519

Man arrested after 'sugar-bombing' Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-adam-levine-sugar-bombed-20150507-story.html

Scorching hot take https://twitter.com/keitholbermann/status/596444702594961408




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Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Put my corn in yo chowda, babe

The Moment a Wheelchair-Bound 'Price Is Right' Contestant Wins 'Cringeworthy' Prize
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/05/05/the-moment-a-wheelchair-bound-price-is-right-contestant-wins-cringeworthy-prize/

Fat Kevin Bacon - https://twitter.com/kevinbacon/status/595272091668217856/photo/1

A Real-Life Andy Dufresne Was Finally Caught 56 Years After Serving Time In Shawshank Prison - http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/05/frank-freshwaters-andy-dufresne-shawshank-caught/

LeSean McCoy slams Chip Kelly: Ran 'all the black players' out of town http://nypost.com/2015/05/06/lesean-mccoy-slams-chip-kelly-ran-all-the-black-players-out-of-town

There are 20,000 ghost towns in Italy and some of them are gorgeous - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3068494/The-abandoned-beauty-Italy-s-20-000-ghost-towns-Stunning-pictures-ruined-villages-left-crumble-eerie-splendour-emigration-natural-calamities-pirate-raids-sent-locals-packing.html

Weird Fetish - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephebophilia

Proven. New England Patriots =  Cheaters
http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/12833542/wells-report-finds-new-england-patriots-probably-deflated-balls

I'm not entirely sure what this is, but it's Japanese weirdness for sure
http://kobitos.com/en/

Nebraska Woman Suing All Homosexuals
http://www.phillymag.com/g-philly/2015/05/06/nebraska-woman-suing-all-homosexuals/

Hostage Uses Pizza Hut App to Message For Help
http://gizmodo.com/hostage-uses-pizza-hut-app-to-message-for-help-1702531516

Seth Brings Jon Snow to a Dinner Party - Late Night with Seth Meyers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BabsgCQhpu4

The Creator of "Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Cereal" Died, and Ryan Gosling Ate Cereal in Tribute - http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/05/04/ryan_mchenry_vine_creator_dies_and_ryan_gosling_eats_cereal_in_tribute.html



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Monday, May 4, 2015

The Land Before Time 7 - Dino Puberty!

Bear hollering (Lolz) - http://i.imgur.com/yBfVOXT.jpg

The Pull Caterpillar - http://www.myfoxphilly.com/story/26437401/florida-scientists

Golf Fight! - http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/golf-fight-1701676530

NSFW - in the kitchen preparing ritz crackers with various toppings as an after-school snack
http://i.imgur.com/YA0JLs9.jpg?1

Cruise ship MSC Splendida playing We Will Rock You / Seven Nation Army on its horn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=234&v=2VZCRWKgh1E

1886 Scorecards for the Washington Nationals - http://ghostsofdc.org/2015/04/28/1886-scorecard-for-washington-nationals-vs-new-york-giants

Today is the 360th Birthday of the man who invented the Piano, Bartolomeo Cristofori
http://www.vox.com/2015/5/4/8539727/piano-invented-bartolomeo-cristofori

Teacher Gets Fired After A Group Of Students Finds Her Porn Alias
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/teacher-fired-after-students-find-her-alias-photos/1022537/



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Mashed Potatoes in my undies

Kurt Vonnegut's Cat's Cradle to become a TV show
http://www.avclub.com/article/kurt-vonneguts-cats-cradle-become-tv-show-218804

NSFW - Bae just tryin to have fun
http://i.imgur.com/KtIsSrS.jpg

NSFW - Spectacular Yammies
http://i.imgur.com/4sBEJtH.jpg

Apple watch costs under $85 to make - http://www.zdnet.com/article/apple-watch-costs-under-85-to-make/

Watermelon eating techniques of different animals - http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/watermelon-eating-techniques-of-large-animals-ranked-1690876006

Alex Ovechkin -  http://deadspin.com/alex-ovechkin-is-unfair-1701477630

All 6 officers are charged with the death of Freddy Gray, including 1 cop who is charged with 2nd degree MURDER.
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/02/us/freddie-gray-autopsy-report-given-to-baltimore-prosecutors.html

Why do we get sleep in our eyes? http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20150428-why-do-we-get-sleep-in-our-eyes

Mashed Potatoes on tap at 7-11 in Singapore - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=013ZKbU-sok






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You do it to yourself

Go to Google maps and search for "CVS Pharmacy, Pennsylvania Ave, Baltimore"
Check it out, including the photos.

Stadium being converted from NBA to NHL
http://i.imgur.com/zZhIILj.gifv

NSFW - God Bless College, God Bless Dorms
http://i.imgur.com/jxm6pry.jpg

NSFW - By the pool
http://i.imgur.com/NZLznDm.jpg

NSFW - Girl next door hottie Kendra Sunderland
http://imgur.com/a/7r8E4

He's not loving it! Shocking video shows McDonald's worker KNOCK OUT a customer with single punch during row
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3059333/He-s-not-loving-Shocking-video-shows-McDonald-s-worker-KNOCK-customer-single-punch-row.html

Louie went on Fresh Air again. This time he talks about his show, life, being a dad, and doing acid. Also a bit about the awesome two-parter last season when he's a kid. A lil something for everyone! http://www.npr.org/2015/04/28/402560343/louis-c-k-on-life-and-standup-i-live-in-service-for-my-kids

Rockets social media manager fired over excellent tweet (insert Pussification of America comment): http://www.thedreamshake.com/2015/4/29/8517515/rockets-social-media-manager-fired-over-dumb-tweet

#MensRights
http://i.imgur.com/VD0cwFJ.jpg

Homeruns in empty stadiums are weird - http://digg.com/video/a-home-run-without-any-fans-is-incredibly-depressing

Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders says he's running for president
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/43cf8482b030410dae72dcac19cecf22/vermont-sen-bernie-sanders-i-am-running-president

Junkies beware: Vermont authorities believe 'Ronald Reagan,' a Fentanyl-laced batch of heroin, infiltrating Green Mountain State - http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2015/04/junkies_beware_vermont_authori.html

Microsoft's Hololens is awesome. Our kids are all going to have holodecks to play around in - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hglZb5CWzNQ

This Old Motherfucker Named Carl Punched The Shit Out Of A Bear
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/this-old-motherfucker-named-carl-punched-the-shit-out-o-1701258332

After 10 Years in the Making, Bass Pro Shops Opens Its Pyramid-shaped Superstore
http://www.outdoorhub.com/news/2015/04/29/10-years-making-bass-pro-opens-pyramid-shaped-superstore/

Very weird video - Man made tank waves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUrgko2N3OA

Bill Burr Reminds Us That Only Losers Watch The NFL Draft
http://www.brobible.com/sports/article/bill-burr-losers-watch-nfl-draft/ (NSFW Audio)





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