Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Don't call it a cumback

David Sweat details how he escaped from prison
http://nypost.com/2015/07/21/david-sweat-details-how-he-escaped-from-prison

Cosby / Jenner lolz
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpf1/t51.2885-15/s640x640/e15/10358320_684333651699185_966022247_n.jpg

Everything You Need To Know About Amazon's New Rival Jet.com
http://time.com/money/3964742/jet-com-compare-amazon-costco/?xid=emailshare

Dog runs through fence: https://vine.co/v/e6EpUApujI0

I always looked at Action Bronson a little cockeyed because he bites Ghostface's style and delivery HARD. Looks like the man himself had enough. So sick. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z93IaKPY_Wc Just gotta teach him to hold the phone sideways during video tho haha.

Puddin (chill song) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEmw2WKJ5b4

Interesting article about pigs n' pork http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/07/20/423865233/why-the-pig-is-the-most-loved-and-most-loathed-animal-on-the-plate

In the Ancient Persian Empire an Idea was Debated Twice: Sober and Drunk  http://strangesounds.org/2014/03/in-the-ancient-persian-empire-an-idea-was-debated-twice-sober-and-drunk.html

LOLZ - Sonic - http://i.imgur.com/ui8Svzk.gif

LeSean McCoy Is Having a Private, 'Females Only' Party in Philadelphia
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2529922-lesean-mccoy-is-having-a-private-females-only-party-in-philadelphia

NSFW - Malena Morgan looking damn good
http://i.imgur.com/PxxMLMc.jpg

Jaromir Jagr is a Lebron fan, Lebron is an Imagine Dragons fan - https://twitter.com/68Jagr/status/623365097264558081/photo/1

reclaimed wood in new york city
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/22/nyregion/salvaging-a-long-lasting-wood-and-new-york-citys-past.html?_r=0

Man Tells Female Reporter He Won't Take Orders From Women (old but good)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvms4sP7CLk

Subaru's secret: Marginalized foreign workers power a Japanese export boom
http://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/japan-subaru/

Winner Of French Scrabble Title Does Not Speak French
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/07/21/424980378/winner-of-french-scrabble-title-does-not-speak-french

Jared Dudley out 3 to 4 months:
http://wapo.st/1Kj9Y8X

'Straight Outta Cooperstown' Tumblr page turns rappers into Hall of Fame baseball players
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2015/07/22/straight-outta-cooperstown-tumblr-page-turns-rappers-into-hall-of-fame-baseball-players/

Lil B is weird http://pitchfork.com/news/59972-lil-b-discusses-nba-curses-on-espns-sportsnation/

Why the NBA should give female coaches a shot - https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/why-the-nba-should-give-female-coaches-like-becky-hammon-a-shot

Cool at 13, Adrift at 23
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/06/23/cool-at-13-adrift-at-23/

This could mean DC is back in the picture for the Olympics...though LA appears to be the frontrunner, thankfully:
http://espn.go.com/boston/story/_/id/13326675/boston-us-candidate-host-2024-olympics-usoc-severs-ties

Daredevil kicked off a wrongheaded trend in comic-book-movie soundtracks
http://www.avclub.com/article/daredevil-kicked-wrongheaded-trend-comic-book-movi-222357

The Cast of 'The Wire' Recreated Scenes from the Baltimore Community in the Wake of Freddie Gray's Death - http://www.vice.com/read/the-cast-of-the-wire-recreated-scenes-from-the-baltimore-community-in-the-wake-of-freddie-grays-death-111

People Now Using Homemade Shark Cages When Going Into The Ocean Off The Coast Of North Carolina http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/people-now-using-homemade-shark-cages-when-going-into-the-ocean-off-the-coast-of-north-carolina/

Cops: Woman On LSD Crashed Car, Got Naked, Ran Near Kids' Softball Game
http://deadspin.com/cops-woman-on-lsd-crashed-car-got-naked-ran-near-kid-1719309337

Game of Thrones BS - http://winteriscoming.net/2015/07/21/harington-hair-watch-2015-unidentified-jon-snow-like-object-photographed-in-belfast/

Noah Syndergaard destroyed Yunel Escobar.
https://vine.co/v/e62HeMMZ5aP

Best burgers in NYC, for a 1000th time - http://www.businessinsider.com/the-15-most-insanely-delicious-burgers-in-new-york-2015-7?op=1

IFC Hockey comedy show coming this fall
http://www.ifc.com/fix/2015/06/benders-ifc

Semi-NSFW - How an Atlanta Strip club Runs the Music Industry
http://www.gq.com/story/atlanta-strip-club-magic-city

The soccer world is starting to turn on Jurgen Klinsmann after the worst upset loss in US history
http://www.businessinsider.com/us-soccer-world-turning-on-jurgen-klinsmann-2015-7

Baby Owl - https://twitter.com/Gotham3/status/624521793915584512

Hulk Hogan, much raycess
http://www.crossingbroad.com/2015/07/hulk-hogans-reported-racist-comments-are-really-f-ing-racist.html

Odell Beckham gets photographed going down on a chick.
http://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/chick-snaps-pic-of-odell-beckham-going-down-on-her/

Ex-Wife: Donald Trump Made Me Feel 'Violated' During Sex
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/07/27/ex-wife-donald-trump-made-feel-violated-during-sex.html

Mother saves son but is swallowed by escalator http://nypost.com/2015/07/27/mother-saves-son-but-is-swallowed-by-escalator/

Insane Belly Flop LOLZ - https://vine.co/v/eXZbWl9qTOe

FDA finds human feces, bans some cilantro
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/07/28/fda-finds-human-feces-bans-some-cilantro.html

Cecil the lion's killer revealed as American dentist
EXCLUSIVE: A Minnesota father of two is discovered to be the hunter who shot dead Cecil – one of Zimbabwe's most loved lions - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/zimbabwe/11767119/Cecil-the-lions-killer-revealed-as-American-dentist.html

Caddie who got fired in a middle of the round says his ex-boss lied about being kidnapped in Hawaii - http://www.businessinsider.com/robert-allenby-caddie-hawaii-kidnapping-2015-7



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LongDong SIlver

NSFW - Freckles On, Tattoos On, Clothes Off - http://i.imgur.com/gqJV8O0.jpg

Michael Jackson - Bad (Piano Cover) - Bence Peter
http://youtu.be/0H4rq0L9OSw

Japanese put someone in a clear box then let a Grizzly Bear attack them - http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=4cf_1437247705

Hackers Threaten To Out 37 Million Users Of Cheating Website AshleyMadison.com
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ashley-madison-hack_55acacdce4b0d2ded39f4c7d

Evidence may point to great white shark nursery off NJ
http://www.app.com/story/news/local/new-jersey/2015/07/17/evidence-may-point-great-white-shark-nursery-nj/30324181

Looks like Phish are practicing Dead songs:  https://www.flickr.com/photos/ohmmeter/19845504615/

Sharapova in a bikini is nice for a Monday morning.
http://www.bobsblitz.com/2015/07/maria-sharapova-is-hanging-out-in.html

Cosby's Creepy BBQ - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYwMF5UeYcM

Stowaways and Crimes Aboard a Scofflaw Ship
 http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/19/world/stowaway-crime-scofflaw-ship.html

A Long Hardwood Journey:  A coach's tough, cerebral style guided a Bronx high school team through pain and triumph as it pursued a city basketball title. http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/19/sports/a-long-hardwood-journey.html?ref=sports
and
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/20/world/middleeast/murder-at-sea-captured-on-video-but-killers-go-free.html

The World's First Legally Recognized Cyborg: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/what-the-worlds-first-cyborg-can-teach-us-about-color-identity-and-art_559c5693e4b042b0befa2ba5

Solid T-shirt for any bro: http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/state-fitness-weights-before-dates-graphic-t-shirt/4083002

Kelly Oubre Jr highlights from the game he dropped 30:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk_5YLPubkY

Makin' it rain on Sepp http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/07/20/424634877/watch-comedian-interrupts-fifa-news-conference-by-throwing-wads-of-cash

Orca espionage http://www.npr.org/2015/07/19/424173300/peta-says-undercover-seaworld-employee-posed-as-animal-rights-activist




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Dudes that wear Backpacks into Bars (not on vacation) are Lame

NSFW - The 100 Best Ass Pictures On The Web. Period.
http://www.menprovement.com/ass-pictures/

BEST VIDEO OF THE WEEK! LOLZ! HAHAHA!
http://deadspin.com/heres-the-best-sports-highlight-of-the-day-1718077871

D.C.'s State Fair will have a marijuana growing competition this year
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/local/wp/2015/07/16/d-c-s-state-fair-will-have-a-marijuana-growing-competition-this-year/

Drunk squirrel wreaking havoc:
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-33541502

Softball dads fight like softball kids, spill blood all over sidewalk
https://youtu.be/oWh1JldPSdY?list=PLxjyNNIL10GOm25x7MDgwa-y6WT8dtIL_

Girl Caught Having A Public Threesome At The Calgary Stampede Has A+ Response For The Haters, Involves A Cucumber
http://www.brobible.com/life/article/girl-caught-stampede-response/

Wilco drops a new free album called "Star Wars"
http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2015/07/16/wilco-star-wars-download/

New DiCaprio & Tom Hardy movie based on true events, looks badass
http://www.vulture.com/2015/07/see-the-trailer-for-irritus-the-revenant.html

Amy Schumer's Hilarious Sext Story Had Jimmy Fallon Cracking Up
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/this-is-why-you-should-never-leave-your-phone-alone-with-amy

Ditch Your Old Hi-Fi: Wireless Speakers Make Home Audio Easier
http://www.wsj.com/articles/ditch-your-old-hi-fi-wireless-speakers-make-home-audio-easier-1436900550

solid interesting read on the lawless high seas http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/19/world/stowaway-crime-scofflaw-ship.html

Local VA bros are having a yard sale, check it out.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/gms/5127686373.html


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Donald Trump's Pube Toupee

Lolz - "Fuck That A Guided Meditation"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCY-JDyGL1c&feature=youtu.be

NSFW - Notre Dame Babe
http://i.imgur.com/LUzIZm4.jpg

Human domination of the biosphere: Rapid discharge of the earth-space battery foretells the future of humankind - http://www.pnas.org/content/early/2015/07/14/1508353112.abstract

The Really Big One: An earthquake will destroy a sizable portion of the coastal Northwest. The question is when. -- http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/07/20/the-really-big-one

New Key & Peele Skit Lolz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUUDypEDNQ&app=desktop

Futbol lolz -
https://sports.vice.com/en_us/highlight/young-fan-runs-on-pitch-to-take-wigans-corner-kick
and
http://screamer.deadspin.com/trinidad-and-tobago-tie-mexico-with-last-second-corner-1718139507


Paul Pierce Lolz - http://i.imgur.com/imI3sr1.jpg

Drones Shooting Guns, do it yourself!
http://imgur.com/gallery/ZCnkm0g

How F. Scott Fitzgerald Found Eternal Peace in Rockville, MD
http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/capitalcomment/history/how-f-scott-fitzgerald-found-eternal-peace-in-rockville.php

Caitlyn Jenner's Reps Demanded ESPY Award In Exchange For Diane Sawyer Interview
http://www.x17online.com/2015/07/caitlyn_jenner_reps_demanded_espy_award_exchange_diane_sawyer_interview_071615

How much does $100 get you? In DC, $100 only gets you $85 worth of stuff. - http://www.citylab.com/work/2015/07/what-100-is-worth-in-cities-across-the-us/398564/

'Trump Your Cat' Is One Of The Funniest Things To Happen To Social Media
http://www.inquisitr.com/2254410/trump-your-cat-is-one-of-the-funniest-things-to-happen-to-social-media/



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Commissioner's Editorial Section:

i just realized a great single bro hollering statistic that will increase your % chance of getting the girl's # or hooking up even before you actually talk to her.  Peep these three factors in combination with each other:

1. If you go out on a Friday, the girls that are out that night REALLY want to be out.  The girls that worked all week and are on the fence will opt for couch, sweatpants, wine, Netflix...  The chicks that had a rough week and STILL went out on Friday really want it... this translates to them being more open to being horny with you.

2. If it is raining on a Friday night, the girls that are out REALLY REALLY want to be out. The allure of couch/wine/netflix is only magnified when it's raining out... those chicks that braved their hair getting messed up and dealing with umbrellas want to be banged pretty damn hard...they'z out and about and super horny.

3. If you go out on a Friday AND it's raining AND the girl is wearing white jeans/white shorts... then you know she REALLY REALLY wants to be out AND she is NOT on her period. No sane woman will wear white pants/shorts during that time of the month.  She's definitely horny and def. trying to get banged that night.


if you hit all three of these factors then you're already entering the conversation with a 65% success rate... just don't fuck up.  Easy Peasy Japaneasy!

Farting with a buttcrack packed with baby powder

My Girl's Pussy (1932) - Old timey, not porny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIfcKy-VcXo&feature=youtu.be

TIL the rooskies massacred 22,000 Poles in 1940 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katyn_massacre#Discovery

Rangers Fan Who Paid with 'Hundreds Only' Stars in Rap Video with Mason Plumlee
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2522831-rangers-fan-who-paid-with-hundreds-only-stars-in-rap-video-with-mason-plumlee

Man Busted Traveling Across Country To Have Sex With Horse
http://crimefeed.com/2015/07/man-busted-traveling-across-country-to-have-sex-with-horse/

second comment made me lolz - http://imgur.com/gallery/7J5P6Hb

Love me some Joe Biden - http://imgur.com/CjdgssB

footage of El Chapo entering his escape route in his cell.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/new-surveillance-video-shows-drug-lord-joaquin-el-chapo-guzmans-mexico-prison-escape/

Okafor outshines Porzingis in summer league matchup
http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/sixers/20150715_Okafor_outshines_Porzingis_in_summer_league_matchup.html

Beluga whale learns he can scare little kids.
http://imgur.com/skUxNRb.gifv

You Missed This: The Greatest Moment in the History of the Triple-A All-Star Game
http://grantland.com/the-triangle/the-greatest-moment-in-the-history-of-the-triple-a-all-star-game-joe-vitiello-2000/

Trailer for Netflix's 'Narco' about Pablo Escobar. Looks sick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7elNhHwgBU

Woman Arrested For Attacking Ex-Girlfriend With Dildo During Fight Over Dress
http://crimefeed.com/2015/07/dildo/

Interesting ten finalists for the UEFA best player this year....5 from Juve even though they lost the championship...only one from the EPL... http://www.espnfc.us/uefa-champions-league/story/2523700/messi-ronaldo-hazard-on-uefa-best-player-in-europe-shortlist

Animated map shows how religion spread around the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvFl6UBZLv4



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Fact: Cher is capable of getting boners.

NSFW - Super Hot
http://i.imgur.com/8oN640Q.jpg

NSFW - A delicious bowl of boner soup
http://i.imgur.com/MmRP1xx.jpg

NSFW -  A hearty stein of frothy boob brew
http://imgur.com/a/xBfBQ

NSFW - Pure as fresh snow
http://i.imgur.com/bB8p4lj.png

Viva Voce - Business Casual (old but chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnba69XBJkE

Meet Julia Beverly, the Southern Rap Mogul Behind Pimp C's Biography
http://themuse.jezebel.com/meet-julia-beverly-the-southern-rap-mogul-behind-pimp-1716106155

Heres a bunch of hip dudes waffling everything. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K3LO9H_Yq0

Anyone who likes walking dead should get the graphic novel compendiums - its like all of the novels smashed into volumes
http://www.amazon.com/The-Walking-Dead-Compendium-One/dp/1607060760
They are up to 2 now and the 3rd comes out this fall I think. They are awesome and not really like the show, so much more gore and horror. Exploding babies. Thats all Im gonna say.

Official Comic Con Trailer: Fear the Walking Dead: World Premiere
http://www.amc.com/shows/fear-the-walking-dead/video-extras/official-comic-con-trailer-fear-the-walking-dead-world-premiere

Twitter Shares Jump After Fake Bloomberg Report
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/15/business/dealbook/twitter-shares-jump-after-fake-bloomberg-report.html?smid=tw-share&_r=0

Bryce Harper 1 of 1 origins http://marvel.com/news/tv/24878/watch_1_of_1_-_origins_bryce_harper

Great Lines from a great writer: http://www.avclub.com/article/15-things-kurt-vonnegut-said-better-than-anyone-el-1858

CERN Scientists Claim Discovery of New Particles
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory/cern-scientists-claim-discovery-particles-32434054



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Submerging D's in Mac 'n Cheese

Veteran NYPD Sergeant Accused Of Throwing Semen On Co-Worker He's 'Enamored' With
http://crimefeed.com/2015/07/semen/

NSFW - Hottest stare ever - http://33.media.tumblr.com/cc346cc369d10b588999be9309a4df58/tumblr_ngyo8iVKzV1rtg6n0o1_400.gif

NSFW - Tight, white shorts and a really nice chest
http://i.imgur.com/BPuL6sm.jpg

NSFW - zomg, such a gorj smile!
http://i.imgur.com/lLM4ww5.jpg

NSFW - perky & happy
http://i.imgur.com/6Zfmo1D.png

One Of The Kids Who Had Sex With That Hot New Jersey Teacher Sent Us The Racy Photos And Sexts She Allegedly Sent To Him - http://www.brobible.com/life/article/kids-who-hot-teacher-sent-photos/

Managers' Fistfight Causes Benches To Clear In Alaska League
http://deadspin.com/managers-fistfight-causes-benches-to-clear-in-alaska-le-1716985600

People In Toronto Created A Memorial To A Dead Raccoon After The City Forgot To Pick It Up
http://www.buzzfeed.com/craigsilverman/people-in-toronto-created-a-memorial-to-a-dead-raccoon-after#.owbbeX5eD

WTF Economy - https://medium.com/@timoreilly/the-wtf-economy-a3bd5f52ef00

Jared Leto's Joker Shows Up in Leaked Suicide Squad Trailer
http://kotaku.com/jared-letos-joker-shows-up-in-leaked-suicide-squad-trai-1717282959

The inside story of New Horizons' 'Apollo 13' moment on its way to Pluto
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/the-inside-story-of-new-horizons-apollo-13-moment-on-its-way-to-pluto/2015/07/10/fb361248-25ad-11e5-b72c-2b7d516e1e0e_story.html

The Best High School Kicker In The Country Commits To Penn State With A RIDICULOUS Private Jet Music Video - http://www.brobible.com/sports/article/kicker-commits-to-penn-state/

Just a reminder that built to spill recently came out with their 10000th album and again, its fantastic.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLes5yKjG5u5-CNkLGSpbJ21jJ1F3iweLf

Airbus just flew an electric plane over the English Channel. http://bigstory.ap.org/article/aa6cbb5ca6fc488599dcb511b6a819bf/first-electric-plane-flies-over-english-channel

Beautiful Friendship Between Dog, Hamster and Birds
http://sa7news.com/beautiful-friendship-between-dog-hamster-and-birds/

Mexican Drug Lord 'El Chapo' Escapes From Prison
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/12/el-chapo-escapes_n_7778882.html

This is neat, scale map of the solar system if the moon was one pixel: http://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html

New Batman vs. Superman Trailer: https://twitter.com/batmanvsuperman/status/619947332973375488

Hard Knocks trailer just gave me a football boner. cant wait for football to start.
http://www.hbo.com/hard-knocks/about/video/2015-trailer

Phillies signed the top 16 year old on the market today, he's 16! He's a freak and his power #'s are the titties, listen to this bat pop, hes a masher!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQy76_5oRQc

OMG cuteness overload, Torrey Smith's 1 year old dancing to Nene's Whip
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/7/12/8941409/this-video-of-torrey-smiths-dancing-1-year-old-son-proves-hes-ready

How to make a good action film: 11 lessons from modern movies
http://www.avclub.com/article/how-make-good-action-film-11-lessons-modern-movies-222083

Trailer for new David Simon show about Yonkers:
https://amp.twimg.com/v/5a6d5686-3ee7-4435-a453-f1eab8f5391a

Golf Interrupted By Mildly Exciting Thing
http://deadspin.com/golf-interrupted-by-mildly-exciting-thing-1717456070

Good write up on el chapo's most recent escape from Mexico's strongest prison - http://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/el-chapo-escapes-again

Son of Boston Police Captain Arrested as Possible Terrorist
http://abcnews.go.com/US/officials-son-boston-police-captain-arrested-terrorist/story?id=32414150

'I'm going to make you eat your words': Mexico's billion-dollar drugs lord THREATENS Donald Trump on Twitter account 'run by his son' and taunts the world after his dramatic escape from prison
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3159344/There-s-no-jail-big-midget-Mexico-s-billion-dollar-drugs-lord-gloats-Twitter-escaping-prison-shower-block-tunnel.html

The Most Homeless Man In New York City Is Pissing All Over The Upper West Side
http://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/the-most-homeless-man-in-new-york-city-is-pissing-all-over-the-upper-west-side/

New Philly comedians, web based Comedy Central skit show about Philly dudes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9Rgq8fa5vY&feature=youtu.be

Utah Jazz Dancer Admits To Sex With 17-Year-Old, Allegedly Had Sex In Church Parking Lot 'In The Middle Of The Night' - http://www.brobible.com/life/article/utah-jazz-dancer-17-old/

Obama Commutes Sentences for 46 Convicted of Drug Offenses
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/obama-commutes-sentences-46-convicted-nonviolent-offenses-n391196

Rambo vs. ISIS is not happening, Stallone rep says, contrary to reports
http://www.businessinsider.com/rambo-last-blood-is-rambo-vs-isis-2015-7

50 Cent files for Bankruptcy - http://www.businessinsider.com/50-cent-files-bankruptcy-lawsuit-rise-fall-2015-7

Customers Take Care of Thief Who Robbed Gas Station
http://pzfeed.com/customers-take-care-of-thief-who-robbed-gas-station-raw-video/



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Even Troglodytes Get Horny

Man Awarded $750,000 Settlement From NYC After Suffering From 6-Day Erection In Prison
http://www.brobible.com/life/article/man-750000-settlement-nyc-6-day-erection/

Reportedly this is the pic of hand of CJ Wilson the NFL player with the fireworks injury NSFW or life: http://i.imgur.com/gAwrJsA.jpg

JPP finger amputation. Another young no name LB on TB lost 2 fingers to the same type accident on July 4th
http://www.crossingbroad.com/2015/07/adam-schefter-post-images-of-medical-chart-showing-jason-pierre-paul-had-his-finger-amputated-today.html

Violent video shows Panera Bread manager punching female employee at Gramercy Park location - http://pix11.com/2015/07/08/disturbing-video-shows-panera-bread-manager-punching-female-employee-at-gramercy-park-location/

new show, might be good
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/07/09/what-you-need-know-about-man-high-castle-right-now

Let's light the bulls horns on fire!  Fucking idiot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpaS5BkQHEI

Interesting article on NBA injuries. Has some health and wellness tidbits that I did not know and found useful.
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/13217004/the-four-injury-risks-today-young-nba-players-face

Try Not To Laugh At These Babies Pooping In Slow Motion
http://www.buzzfeed.com/candacelowry/try-not-to-laugh-at-these-babies-pooping-in-slow-motion

NSFW - ESPN's 2015 Body Issue - http://imgur.com/a/KCvr5

Why Mets fans can't have nice things:  http://nypost.com/2015/07/09/matt-harvey-gets-snippy-after-fans-rip-private-plane-photo/

This guy hates his doorman - http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tlg/5110582926.html

10+ Philly Cops Beat Black Man
http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2015/07/09/video-cops-hit-philly-man-during-arrest.html

Driving thru NYC in 1962
http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/video/driving-down-7th-ave-and-broadway-through-times-stock-video-footage/98886322

Georgie Shot Johnnie (chill song) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaE4r5WlK0Y

Listen to grandpa!  great advice here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AloNERbBXcc

Driver Hits 4 Women In Dramatic Hit-&-Run Caught On Video
http://pzfeed.com/driver-hits-4-women-in-dramatic-hit-run-caught-on-video/

Former Miss Nevada, Who Lost Title in Photo Scandal, Busted for Meth
http://gawker.com/former-miss-nevada-who-lost-title-in-photo-scandal-bu-1716748874

The rise and fall of Quaaludes
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-33428487




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Snapchatty Taddies

Awesome poster in Washington, D.C. - http://i.imgur.com/uLa5ShH.jpg

Fellow bro crushing it in the beer game down in Charleston, mazel tov!
http://www.charlestoncitypaper.com/Eat/archives/2015/07/07/revelry-brewing-takes-home-four-medals-in-the-us-open-beer-championship

Of all the violence in this city, this one is one of the most unsettling. So random, bold, and brutal:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/victim-in-metro-slaying-stabbed-repeatedly-during-robbery-on-train/2015/07/07/8dd09132-249b-11e5-b72c-2b7d516e1e0e_story.html

This gets really good at about 5 minutes in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCHHJdmqAH4  (Clockwork orange scene)

Never knew about this apple big brother nonsense. Just turned it off....
"The Secret iPhone Menu That Tracks Where You Go and How Often"
http://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/cars/a36242/secret-iphone-locations-menu/

People around the globe playing Grateful Dead's Ripple together. #chillsong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHo1fNnXFVU

With great mustache comes great responsibility:  https://twitter.com/davidjoachim/status/618778367433797632

Tinder matches opinions on Mets offense
http://gothamsn.com/i-asked-10-tinder-matches-what-they-thought-about-the-mets-offense/

A bunch of Korean women are getting plastic surgery, and they all look the same (in a non-racist way) - http://www.elephantjournal.com/2013/05/koreas-plastic-surgery-mayhem-is-finally-converging-on-the-same-face-here-are-the-miss-korea-2013-contestants-photos/

'I popped him': B.C. man punches cougar in face to save his dog
http://vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca/mobile/i-popped-him-b-c-man-punches-cougar-in-face-to-save-his-dog-1.2456799

New show looks promising... https://youtu.be/h6u5BKzf-5g (Follow the Money)

Anonymous issued cryptic tweet on eve of NYSE suspension
http://thehill.com/policy/finance/247225-anonymous-issued-cryptic-tweet-on-eve-of-nyse-suspension




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Tuesday, July 7, 2015

"Oh, the really smart HR chick?" - said no one ever

(Apologies if your sig. other works in HR, i'm sure she's an anomaly)


Two TV News Crews Robbed At Gunpoint While Live On The Air
http://crimefeed.com/2015/07/san-francisco-news-crews-targeted-equipment-robbed-one-station-live-air/

Grateful Dead End 50-Year Career With Moving, Magnificent Final Show
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/grateful-dead-end-50-year-career-with-moving-magnificent-final-show-20150706

NSFW - Cheeky lil bugga, aint she?!
http://i.imgur.com/3x47LOE.jpg

NSFW - bae says "F it!" and shows face on reddit NSFW section
http://imgur.com/a/WJpYF

NSFW LOLZ - Ultrasound
http://i.imgur.com/tSqq3t8.jpg

NSFW - Girls Do Porn geniuses back at it - http://gfycat.com/GeneralPointedIberianemeraldlizard

Weird song that makes no sense but the chick is hot - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_swivbEsD50
Brownies & Downies Song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHwsOPasF0s

Cosby documents...
http://deadspin.com/here-are-the-documents-bill-cosby-didnt-want-you-to-rea-1716083975

Jared from Subway's home was raided for kiddie porn... yeesh...
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/subway-pitchman-jared-fogle-home-raided-child-porn-bust-article-1.2283728

Shake Shack introducing new chix sandy and it looks incredible: http://www.businessinsider.com/shake-shack-launches-chickenshack-sandwich-2015-7

This is old, but this Sarah Palin "response" to Elizabeth Warren makes no fucking sense...I still can't believe this woman was almost our VP...2008 really was a fucking crazy election:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5ogJjmgpLM

Apple Watch Owners Are All Using Them For The Same Thing: Drawing Dicks
http://www.buzzfeed.com/danieldalton/all-about-that-d?#.fi2WEY8M8

National Building Museum turned into giant ball pit through September 7th - http://www.designboom.com/art/snarkitecture-beach-ball-pit-national-building-museum-07-06-2015/

There's Actually A Handjob Competition Where Women Race To Jerk Guys Off
http://elitedaily.com/humor/handjob-competition-late-night-game-show-video/1103229/

Hannibal Buress - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-fckKB9ZN4&app=desktop

Mayweather making boss moves:
http://espn.go.com/boxing/story/_/id/13211446/floyd-mayweather-jr-stripped-wbo-welterweight-title

Wow... Micronesia loses game 46-0 in Olympic qualifying tournament
http://www.cbssports.com/general/eye-on-sports/25235033/look-micronesia-loses-game-46-0-in-olympic-qualifying-tournament

Not really into Julian Lynch but this is a good cruisin' song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PyVKI_NLXs

Watching the lady run down the stairs is almost worth the minor lolz
https://www.facebook.com/SBTonline/videos/890485500988540/

Burger with a mac n' cheese bun:
https://instagram.com/p/41uz6tF8yf/


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Tribal Tattoo on the Wang Bicep

Greatest Movie Sandwiches
http://youtu.be/AlW_qYXpHLE

NSFW - Stripey socks
http://i.imgur.com/MqqDdwE.jpg

NSFW - Fantastic Selfie
http://i.imgur.com/Qp1kveP.jpg

NSFW - Great GirlsDoPorn gif
http://gfycat.com/AcceptableSecondFrenchbulldog

Charleston Gunman's sister wants your money
http://nypost.com/2015/07/02/gunmans-sister-wants-your-money-because-her-racist-brother-ruined-her-wedding/

Super waterslide for adults, looks fun as heck - http://www.idealistrevolution.org/wildest-water-slide-in-the-world/

Breaking Down the Seinfeld Economy
http://www.vulture.com/2014/06/breaking-down-the-seinfeld-economy.html

Note to self, don't shoot fireworks off your head http://news.yahoo.com/police-man-shoots-off-firework-top-head-dies-135937499.html

JPP burned half of his hand off -  http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/13203365/jason-pierre-paul-new-york-giants-injures-hands-fireworks-accident

Survey says: People hate New Jersey, like Pennsylvania
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/trending/Survey-says-People-hate-New-Jersey-like-Pennsylvania.html

8th shark attack in NC in past month - http://www.people.com/article/eighth-shark-attack-reported-north-carolina

Cop Plows Into Burglary Suspect With Cruiser
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f86_1435961180

According to the dictionary, "literally" now also means "figuratively"
http://www.salon.com/2013/08/22/according_to_the_dictionary_literally_now_also_means_figuratively_newscred/

Here is a chart which puts the U.S. national debt in perspective. These are our creditors:
https://twitter.com/KStreetHipster/status/618045404005806085

FSU QB punching gal in a bar at the 2 minute mark, not a good look - http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/outkick-the-coverage/florida-state-seminoles-fsu-qb-deandre-johnson-battery-video-070615




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Roman Candles of the Butt

First-Round NFL Draft Pick Won't Sign Contract Because He Wants To Surf
http://www.surfingmagazine.com/news/first-round-nfl-draft-pick-wont-sign-contract-because-he-wants-to-surf/

Bad Idea Of The Day: Girl Enters Crocodile Enclosure At Zoo
http://www.brobible.com/life/article/girl-enters-crocodile-enclosure-zoo/

NSFW - This GIF will get you ready for the long weekend
https://gfycat.com/GregariousOffbeatAsiaticwildass

NSFW - Selfie in a car? Sign me up!
http://i.imgur.com/v2ZebJd.jpg

Adorable Predators vs. Prey - http://imgur.com/gallery/hGKRT

Josh 'the Fat Jew' Ostrovsky Loves Benihana, Hates Group Birthday Dinners
http://www.grubstreet.com/2015/07/the-fat-jew-grub-street-diet.html

Donald Trump: 'Somebody's doing the raping'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O6Nmx_kZMQ

Crazy video of a guy who gets shot outside an Applebees in Texas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSiqfM2GR4E

The New Trailer for Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp Promises So, So Many Cameos - http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/07/02/wet_hot_american_summer_first_day_of_camp_full_official_trailer_promises.html?wpsrc=fol_tw

Scared of Toilets
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/teen-toilet-phobia-dies-holding-months-article-1.2277796

Donald Trump: Only rich people should be allowed to play golf
http://www.nj.com/golf/index.ssf/2015/07/donald_trump_says_only_rich_pe.html

This is a cool service - its uber but for shipping shit
http://www.shyp.com

Fistfight between a NYPD cop and a guy on the street. Crazy
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f9e_1435807136

Japan is a trash soccer team in need of a red white and blue butt-whoopin
http://www.sbnation.com/2015/7/2/8884683/japan-is-a-trash-soccer-team-in-need-of-a-red-white-and-blue-butt

Pizzeria Beddia in Philadelphia: The Best Pizza in America
http://www.bonappetit.com/people/chefs/article/beddia?mbid=social_twitter



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Sandy Crotch

20 Years of Pixar Films Visualized
https://thelittledataset.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/pix11.png

Wilco: Solid Sound 2015 - http://www.wfuv.org/content/wilco-solid-sound-2015

American Airlines Manager Busted For Trying To Arrange Sex Tryst With Mom And 10-Year-Old Girl - http://crimefeed.com/2015/07/american-airlines-worker-linked-911-arrested-trying-set-sex-tryst-10-year-old-girl-mom/

Report: Tiger Woods Cheated With Amanda Dufner
http://bustedcoverage.com/2015/07/01/tiger-woods-cheated-amanda-dufner-boyd/

Bring Your Power Outlets Into This Decade For $19 Each
http://deals.kinja.com/bring-your-power-outlets-into-this-decade-for-19-each-1715165769?rev=1435766819988

Storm Chasing Photographer Captures King of Pop Moonwalking in Cloud Form: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAhFyjBwbv0

A Most Dangerous Game:  Welcome to calcio storico, a centuries-old competition in Florence with very few rules and the sort of human wreckage generally associated with the gladiators.
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/01/sports/the-most-dangerous-game.html?_r=0
In case you wanted to see a full Calico Storico match, here's a link. I have no idea what the hell is going on - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdEklKmkH4o

Turns Out Siri Gets Brutal As Hell When You Ask What 0 Divided By 0 Is
http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/skynet-is-throwing-shade#.onRoXYQNQ

I forgot Robin Williams was in this Bobby McFerrin music video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU

In case you were wondering about what's going on in Greece but can't be bothered to read all the boring economist articles, here's a good overview - http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/06/29/418639578/if-the-mess-in-greece-is-all-greek-to-you-then-read-this

7th shark attack in North Carolina and it's only July 1st... http://myfox8.com/2015/07/01/shark-attack-reported-at-ocracoke-island-in-nc/

Morphic resonance is a term coined by Rupert Sheldrake in his 1981 book A New Science of Life. He uses the expression to refer to what he thinks is "the basis of memory in nature....the idea of mysterious telepathy-type interconnections between organisms and of collective memories within species."  - http://skepdic.com/morphicres.html

Junkie invites herself to balcony party, gets handled accordingly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRCG_bxBQvY

Jindal's 'Ask Bobby' Hashtag Totally Backfires On Him
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/bobby-jindal-askbobby-twiter-hashtag

No child left behind http://imgur.com/gallery/JPUN53Q (LOLZ)



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