Whadaya Mean You're not in the Mood?!

Corgi chases own leash around a crate
http://i.imgur.com/BWThckO.gifv

2 yo boy can use chopsticks as skillfully as adults
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0fb_1440122810

How males and females perceive the colours you wear
http://www.buytshirtsonline.co.uk/colour-perception

Choke (1999) - Choke follows freestyle fighting champion Rickson Gracie as he prepares to defend his title in the Vale Tudo Freestyle Fighting Championship in Tokyo. Choke is a behind-the-scenes look at the world of no-rules fighting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjvzJO-6ESc&ab_channel=j054uaj054ua

NSFW - Nice On/off for ya
http://i.therlook.com/images/2015/08/23/JXX7M.jpg

Sick photo - Tom Cruise, Emilio Estevez, C. Thomas Howell, Patrick Swayze, Ralph Macchio, Rob Lowe, and Matt Dillon. 1983
http://i.imgur.com/jKauluS.jpg

You'll never have 1980s Corey Feldman confidence - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsSP8a0ToGY

2 Journalist shot & killed live on camera in VA - http://news.yahoo.com/cbs-journalists-shot-killed-live-broadcast-130723506.html
and
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/reporter-and-cameraman-shot-and-killed-during-live-tv-report/
Woman's finance just posted this
https://twitter.com/chrishurstwdbj/status/636531364356063232
SHOOTER POV VIDEO - so fucked up, i have goosebumps... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Mp-s3GGi-M
He killed himself apparently
http://www.wdbj7.com/news/local/law-enforcement-investigating-incident-at-bridgewater-plaza/34923086
This is the shooter:
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2015/08/26/3695487/tv-journalist-shooter-id/


Burger King Wants To Make A 'McWhopper' With McDonald's To Promote World Peace
http://uproxx.com/life/2015/08/burger-king-mcdonalds-mcwhopper-world-peace/

I would pay to see this: John McEnroe: I can beat Serena right now
http://nypost.com/2015/08/20/john-mcenroe-i-can-beat-serena-right-now/

Why does the US lead the world in mass shootings? http://news.yahoo.com/mass-shootings-study-us-2015-144845714.html

Oh boy! Must love dogs - http://i.imgur.com/KuyuxKd.gifv

Breaking the news to a little British boy that he's going to be a big brother (adorable)
https://www.facebook.com/sarah.bromby/videos/10153536568019798/

Selena Gomez just throwing quasi NSFW mirror selfies to help balance the world http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/selena-gomez-sexy-selfie_55ddbd0be4b04ae497051607

Trump Butter - http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/08/25/donald-trump-container-butter/32319609/

Fake Doctors Mutilate Man's Penis With Botched Enlargement, Cops Say
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fake-doctors-penis-enlargement_55dcdbd5e4b0a40aa3ac97f8



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I'd bang the Ex Machina, real-talk

US marine who prevented Moroccan terrorist's train shooting in France recovering in hospital
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3206426/U-S-Marines-armed-gunman-onboard-high-speed-train-Amsterdam-Paris.html

LOLZ - Hot chick on bike gets owned - https://youtu.be/S0UbO0qsLIM

LOLZ - "He went undercover find out what women go through. What he discovered you won't believe" - http://youtu.be/DzR6VzUf61E

The blood rave scene from Blade is coming to Amsterdam this Halloween
http://www.mixmag.net/read/the-blade-blood-rave-scene-is-coming-to-amsterdam-this-halloween-news

Queens man, 62, busted for masturbating on train, hit with lewdness charge
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/queens-man-62-busted-masturbating-train-article-1.2332882?cid=bitly

Virgin Gets Bionic Penis After Childhood Tragedy
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-rise-of-man-virgin-gets-bionic-penis-after-childhood-tragedy_55d8a1ece4b08cd3359c4c91

Paul Thomas Anderson made a documentary about Jonny Greenwood... I expect there will be more than 1 socially awkward moment caught on film:
http://www.avclub.com/article/paul-thomas-anderson-made-documentary-and-didnt-te-224226

NSFW - Chick Fight In Parking Lot. Warning: Tits & Pussy
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d6a_1440373318

LOLZ - Just washing my fat hat.
http://i.imgur.com/TcqqXLU.gif

19th century Japanese prints of tanuki (racoon dogs) (weird)
http://imgur.com/a/2Yves

LOLZ - WWE Victory Dance: http://gfycat.com/CircularReadyFlatfish

Artie Lange on Jimmy Fallon last week - funny stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF3wkPNP_Yw

In Spain, Entire Villages Are Up For Sale — And They're Going Cheap
http://www.npr.org/sections/parallels/2015/08/23/433228503/in-spain-entire-villages-are-up-for-sale-and-theyre-going-cheap

Andy's Life Hacks! - CONAN on TBS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb1GZXL5PDY

How Do I Hit On Girls At The Gym?
http://adequateman.deadspin.com/how-do-i-hit-on-girls-at-the-gym-1723675706

Daniel LaRusso - The Real Villian
http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2015/08/24/is-daniel-larusso-the-real-villain-of-the-karate-kid/#

Some cookign steak tips
http://www.businessinsider.com/9-things-you-should-never-do-when-cooking-steak-2015-8

Cake Finishing Equipment - Cake Decorating from Unifiller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lPGYhOZDgc&feature=youtu.be

Windows 95 is 20 years old today
http://www.theverge.com/2015/8/24/9197529/windows-95-is-20-years-old-today

Ballers Gives Us Mindless Fun, And The Rock's Butt
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/ballers-gives-us-mindless-fun-and-the-rocks-butt-1726124620

Remember the noid?
https://www.google.com/search?q=avoid+the+noid&biw=1280&bih=822&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAmoVChMIiPXB1L_CxwIVgSUeCh1lvgJ1
On January 30, 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill customer who thought the ads were a personal attack on him, held two employees of an Atlanta Domino's restaurant hostage for over five hours. After forcing them to make him a pizza and making demands for $100,000, getaway transportation, and a copy of The Widow's Son, Noid surrendered to the police.[2] After the incident ended, Police Chief Reed Miller offered a memorable assessment to reporters: "He's paranoid."[3] Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion, and possession of a firearm during a crime. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity. Noid spent three months in a mental institution, and eventually committed suicide in 1995. This incident caused Domino's Pizza to discontinue advertising using the Noid as their mascot.[4]

Ken Burns dropping knowledge on ya and calling out Trump as a sophisticated racist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6onqarn8UJQ&feature=youtu.be

Angry Md. motorist beats cyclist, throws bike tire into woods
http://wtop.com/anne-arundel-county/2015/08/police-angry-md-motorist-beats-cyclist-throws-bike-tire-into-woods/

New York Police Sergeant Commits Suicide After Sex-Crime Charges
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/21/nyregion/new-york-police-sergeant-commits-suicide-after-sex-crime-charges.html?_r=0



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Hen Party Crasher

This is pretty badass... First Person Shooter, live, on Chat Roulette
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p747PrxmZJ4

NSFW - Lovely Yams
http://i.imgur.com/SD7DtxA.jpg

NSFW - Lovely Brunette with...you guessed it... yams
http://i.imgur.com/33qbb9V.jpg

NSFW - Awkward family photo?
http://i.imgur.com/YL1HuGb.jpg

NSFW - Gone Bra Gone
http://gfycat.com/DampBelovedBlacklemur

Oldie, but goodie, beat boxing recipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd-8A6uQd6w&sns=em

LOLZ - Saloon doors destroy toddler
http://i.imgur.com/VkOZP6Y.gifv

Bill Murray at Elvis's funeral, 1977
http://imgur.com/lBpiPv5.jpg

How to Check if You or a Loved One Were Exposed in the Ashley Madison Hack http://www.wired.com/2015/08/check-loved-one-exposed-ashley-madison-hack/
And the website to check if someone's been on ashley madison: http://www.trustify.info/check

LOLZ! - How i be during scary movies
https://instagram.com/p/6oEe5LrJ_T/

A Look Inside Banksy's Dismaland: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dismaland-banksy_55d6dc9de4b0f593f7f6f11d?kvcommref=mostpopular

Anemone - Brian Jonestown Massacre (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StV9lElcvAY

new BeachHoose be streamin on NPR:
http://www.npr.org/series/98679384/first-listen

Rumor that Suge Knight shot Eazy E with AIDS? WTF.
http://uproxx.com/music/2015/08/eazy-e-aids-bone-thugs-n-harmony-conspiracy/

July was the Earth's hottest month on record
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20150821_July_was_Earth_s_hottest_month_on_record.html

Documentary Now! | Full Episode - Dronez (Feat. Jack Black, Bill Hader & Fred Armisen) | IFC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDZsL-3F5rQ&feature=youtu.be

Adorable Bears pool party! http://6abc.com/news/bears-frolic-at-wild-pool-party-in-nj/950395/

Rodman bein Rodman - http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/02/dennis-rodman-carwash-alcohol-cops/

Home Of KISS Rocker Gene Simmons Searched By Child Porn Officers
http://crimefeed.com/2015/08/home-of-kiss-rocker-gene-simmons-searched-by-child-porn-officers-though-hes-not-suspect/

This new Onion series making fun of Vice is pretty good.
http://www.onionstudios.com/videos/whats-up-with-this-big-hole-3086

starts better at 50 sec.
ships whistle -star wars style
http://gcaptain.com/worlds-biggest-containership-blasts-star-wars-theme-song-pulling-into-port/#.VddbIPlVhBc​

Arlington police: Burglar used dog door, snacked, played Pokemon
http://wtop.com/arlington/2015/08/arlington-police-burglar-used-dog-door-snacked-played-pokemon/

Find out if you've been pwned- http://wtop.com/consumer-tech/2015/08/has-your-private-online-data-been-hacked-heres-how-to-find-out/
here --> https://haveibeenpwned.com/

Hunting with eagles: This 4,000 year-old art is dying out in Mongolia
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/in-sight/wp/2015/08/21/the-4000-year-old-art-of-falconry-is-dying-out-in-mongolia-see-some-of-the-last-eagle-hunters-in-the-world/?hpid=z7

Fun Russian beatbox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCuk2a68uz4&index=132&list=FLh2mIsq2E6IZDp3G-p_fypA

I love this... Viral Christian Pregnancy YouTuber Sam Rader Had a Paid Ashley Madison Account - http://gawker.com/viral-christian-pregnancy-youtuber-sam-rader-had-a-paid-1725258643




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Fart clouds are raging all around my door

Aphex Twin - Xtal - chill song, weird video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0q1gCsZykg

'Bad Lip Reading' makes the first Republican debate even more insane
http://www.businessinsider.com/bad-lip-reading-gop-debate-2015-8

Fun Toilet Graffiti - http://imgur.com/gallery/wsHhK

Putin Dives Deeper Into Bond Villain Territory, Explores Black Sea In Sub
http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/putin-dives-deeper-into-bond-villain-territory-explore-1725019085

Man with Knife attacks Barcelona bar on 14th st. NW (DC) -
https://www.borderstan.com/2015/08/20/masked-man-arrested-while-waving-knife-at-14th-street-wine-bar/

Great gif of Rick Perry and Michelle Bachman
https://media.giphy.com/media/3o85xplnJDHazDaDQc/giphy.gif

DC Mayor Says City Is Totally Safe, Meanwhile Three More People Murdered
http://dailycaller.com/2015/08/19/dc-mayor-says-city-is-totally-safe-meanwhile-three-more-people-murdered/

Rosie O'Donnell's Daughter Was Found In Attic Of Alleged Heroin Dealer She Met On Tinder
http://gothamist.com/2015/08/20/rosie_odonnells_daughter_found.php

An oddly soothing video of someone making weird Japenese powdered food.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8gJOCwBuFc
(This food is clearly a Japanese interpretation of American cuisine)

PREAM. Pork Rules Everything Around Me. http://nyti.ms/1LdmTK0

Deez Nuts is making a run for it. A new PPP poll revealed independent candidate Deez Nuts is polling at 9 percent in the Tar Heel state. - http://abc11.com/947054/

This is an old report but its good long-form reporting on Pentagon waste http://www.reuters.com/investigates/pentagon/#article/part1

Pee Wee Herman - Tequila
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVKsd8z6scw&feature=youtu.be


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Downloaded my floppy 6 times last night...

Simpsons Chocolate Addiction - http://youtu.be/0zLZDDbEJAE

This new LA football stadium proposal is insane
http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/08/la-nfl-new-stadium-chargers-radiers/

Dez Bryant gets dome-rocked in Cowboys-Rams brawl
http://was.247sports.com/Bolt/WATCH-Dez-Bryant-gets-dome-rocked-in-Cowboys-Rams-brawl-38817085

Lots of cheating bros out there are going to get themselves in trouble with Ashley Madison hack which they're finally releasing
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/hackers-claim-to-expose-more-ashley-madison-users/

Zoologist Talking About How Hard It Is To Find Blue Whales Gets Video-bombed By, You Guessed It, A Blue Whale - http://www.brobible.com/life/article/whales-blue-whale-videobombs-bbc-zoologist-during-broadcast/

Jared aka Chester the Molester - http://www.timesherald.com/general-news/20150819/feds-former-subway-spokesman-fogle-sought-sex-acts-with-minors-received-child-porn

Forrest Gump's hometown is in shambles http://www.npr.org/2015/08/19/431959508/double-disasters-leave-an-alabama-fishing-village-struggling


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Not even cold November Rain...

Interview with CEO of DOW Chemical - http://www.charlierose.com/watch/60604841

NSFW - Two Japanese Schoolgirls Freeze Time And Have Fun With Sex. - http://gfycat.com/RareBlackDotterel

Listening to Cream this morning, forgot about this weird song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYwzG9EGtBU

Falstaff: The Thirst Slaker - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z9tXP5IsRg

Bernie Sanders is not impressed with your questions about Hillary Clinton's hair
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/08/17/bernie-sanders-is-not-impressed-with-your-questions-about-hillary-clintons-hair/

LOLZ - "When my nephew asks what an erection is at the dinner table."
http://imgur.com/gallery/tHegVpz

You Can Watch Forever But the End of This Infinite Model Train Will Never Arrive
http://toyland.gizmodo.com/you-can-watch-forever-but-the-end-of-this-infinitely-lo-1724468447

Marco Rubio Nails Kid in Face with Football, Teaches Child Important Life Lesson
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2550433-marco-rubio-nails-kid-in-face-with-football-teaches-child-important-life-lesson


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RIP DMV BATMAN

Morgan Freeman's Granddaughter Stabbed to Death in Washington Heights: Police
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/NYC-Washington-Heights-Stabbing-Woman-Killed-Street-Man-Arrested-321990122.html?cid=sm_tw&hootPostID=378d316a2605c327bcd04d306ded8f47

'Straight up execution': Not even NW is immune as crime surges across D.C.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/uptick-in-crime-affects-residents-across-the-district/2015/08/16/d4b899e8-4037-11e5-8d45-d815146f81fa_story.html

8 Actually Good Things That Happened This Week
http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/08/truly-good-things-aug-14.html

Things Owen Wilson Says
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj5l0NHCtYA

The Internet Plagiarist Taking Over the World: The Fat Jew Is Thriving, and Comedians Are Pissed -- http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/08/17/the-internet-plagiarist-taking-over-the-world-the-fat-jew-is-thriving-and-comedians-are-pissed.html

Bullfighter just loves getting gored in the neck, LOL
http://deadspin.com/bad-bullfighter-gored-again-1724493442

A Likely Story: Tom Waits' Original Poem to Keith Richards http://www.rollingstone.com/music/features/a-likely-story-tom-waits-original-poem-to-keith-richards-20150813

Double KO bar fight, awesome.
http://bustedcoverage.com/2015/08/17/hoboken-double-knockout-fight-video/

BOLD RG3 Comment:  https://twitter.com/PostSports/status/633314688659517440
and http://deadspin.com/rgiii-i-feel-like-im-the-best-quarterback-in-the-leag-1724580559

Awesome news re Tracy Morgan - http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2015/08/17/tracy-morgan-host-saturday-night-live

Woman Sets Her Boyfriend's D*ck On Fire After Finding Out He Cheated
http://elitedaily.com/news/woman-sets-fire-boyfriends-penis-video/1181100/

Damn! RIP DMV Batman
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/route-29-batman-is-killed-after-his-car-breaks-down-along-a-maryland-highway/2015/08/17/13f0e9b2-44e3-11e5-8ab4-c73967a143d3_story.html?hpid=z1



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Phenomenal Breasts

Hahaha, holy shit. John Wayne as Genghis Khan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHt0Pb8rkXU Crazy story to go along with it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Conqueror_(film)

English speaker reacts to Chinese explosion: http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=0e5_1439474009

Classic... Police-Academy-Trailer-1984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN-ARWGDa3o

Russian propaganda got caught slippin: Two Russians poorly impersonate CIA spies to pin MH-17 (passenger plane shot down over Ukraine) crash on U.S. - https://foreignpolicy.com/2015/08/12/propaganda-watch-listen-to-two-russians-badly-impersonate-cia-spies-to-pin-mh17-on-u-s/

LOLZ ! - https://instagram.com/p/6Xjz3kGQwD/



As Summer's end nears, can't but help but be washed over with this sentiment:
"Never really all that interested, but I find myself telling her how beautiful she is anyway. 'cause it's true - all women are, in one way or another. You know, there's always something about every damn one of you. There's a smile, a curve, a secret. You ladies really are the most amazing creatures. My life's work. But then there's the morning after. The hangover, and the realization that I'm not quite as available as I thought I was the night before. And then she's gone. And I'm haunted by yet another road not taken."


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Can't say 'chartreuse' without saying 'shart'

Chinese Factory Explosion: http://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2015/aug/13/tianjin-explosion-hundreds-injured-killed-china-blasts-latest-updates

Tennis got mad real last night when Nick Kygrios tells his opponent everyone bangs his GF
http://larrybrownsports.com/tennis/nick-kyrgios-stan-wawrinka-banged-girlfriend-video/270215

Tom Brady MEME game is strong
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/tom-brady-court-sketch-memes/270118

Guess Wu Is a Custom Version of Guess Who Featuring the Wu-Tang Clan
http://toyland.gizmodo.com/guess-wu-is-a-custom-version-of-guess-who-featuring-the-1723847148

Woman Who Won $88 Million Lottery Has Since Spent $9 Million On Her Man's Bail And She Ain't Care - http://www.brobible.com/life/article/woman-88-million-lottery-marie-holmes/

Another FB stalking tip -  being able to search for a person's name in photos someone tagged them in: http://mashable.com/2009/09/15/facebook-photo-tag-search/

Are you familiar with Fernando Botero? He paints everyting FAT  http://uploads3.wikiart.org/images/fernando-botero/delphine.jpg

Rex Ryan Offers Roster Spot to Anyone Who Punches Bill Belichick in the Dick
https://medium.com/sportspickle/rex-ryan-offers-roster-spot-to-anyone-who-punches-bill-belichick-in-the-dick-e1661ff6c33d

Biden Offers Government Post To Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark (LOLZ)
http://www.theonion.com/article/biden-offers-government-post-elvira-mistress-dark-51090

Egg prices breaking all-time highs on bird flu
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/08/13/egg-prices-breaking-all-time-highs-on-bird-flu.html

Brian Kelly surprises Notre Dame walk-on with scholarship
http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2015/08/13/brian-kelly-notre-dame-walk-scholarship?xid=si_social

Race Map - http://demographics.coopercenter.org/DotMap/




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Even Lizards Masturbate

mellifluous    
\muh-LIF-loo-uh s\
adjective
1. sweetly or smoothly flowing; sweet-sounding: a mellifluous voice; mellifluous tones.
2. flowing with honey; sweetened with or as if with honey.

Great news, looks like LD has been working on Season 9 of the Curb, HARK!
http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/it-looks-like-were-finally-getting-a-season-9-of-curb-your-enthusiasm/

Hold my beer while i unload this truck
https://twitter.com/HoldMyBeerGif/status/631269888385024000/photo/1

Jersey shore just doing their damn thing, BJ's in broad daylight
http://www.barstoolsports.com/philadelphia/nothing-like-a-jersey-shore-bj-in-broad-daylight-on-the-beach/

This sounds like a headline from The Onion...but it's not...
"Jeb Bush Blames Hillary Clinton and Obama for Iraq's Decline"
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/12/us/politics/jeb-bush-blames-us-policies-for-isis-rise.html

well this is creepy as fuck... "Guy Pretends To Be A 15 Year Old Boy To Show The Dangers Of Social Media" - http://pzfeed.com/guy-pretends-to-be-a-15-year-old-boy-to-show-the-dangers-of-social-media/

Got pulled over by cops w/ drugs? No worries, just send them up
https://twitter.com/911videos/status/631367029673439232

Los Angeles is using "shade balls" to prevent evaporation from its reservoir.
http://pzfeed.com/thousands-of-shade-balls-being-added-to-la-water-reservoir/

John Starks admits Biggie's song "I got a story to tell" about a Knick getting robbed is a true story - http://ballislife.com/john-starks-admits-biggies-song-i-got-a-story-to-tell-about-a-knick-getting-robbed-is-a-true-story/

Vikings Top List Of NFL Player Arrests In Last Five Years; Patriots 23rd
http://nesn.com/2015/08/vikings-top-list-of-nfl-player-arrests-in-last-five-years-patriots-23rd/

I'm running for Parliament! How Canadians announce running for office
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG6fhub9HDQ

9 Animals That Masturbate (Other Than Humans)
http://throb.gizmodo.com/9-animals-that-masturbate-other-than-humans-1723592357

Newly Released Footage Of The Largest Great White Shark Ever Filmed And This Thing Is MASSIVE - http://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/newly-released-footage-of-the-largest-great-white-shark-ever-filmed-and-this-thing-is-massive/




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This is such a weak...

... BroBlast list that I'm almost ashamed to send it out... fuck it, it's user contributed content, so the shame is on all of yous...

i just got one question for you nancy-boys: how much ye bench?
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7ttvq_how-much-ya-bench_fun

Geno Smith got got, out 6-10 weeks - http://www.ganggreennation.com/2015/8/11/9131989/geno-smith-out-6-10-weeks-with-broken-jaw-enemkpali-released

this is a real TOXIC story http://www.denverpost.com/environment/ci_28614946/epa-taking-damage-claims-toxic-spill-animas-river

Showtime's 'Billions' Has A Premiere Date And A Really Intriguing Full-Length Trailer
http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/08/showtime-billions-trailer-premiere-date/


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Jizz Particles

BASE Jumper Attaches Parachute to Skin, Jumps off Cliff
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2540070-base-jumper-attaches-parachute-to-skin-jumps-off-cliff

Hackers stealing data on iOS via major security flaw
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/08/06/masque-attack-hackers-using-a-major-ios-security-flaw-to-steal-data.html

ESPN Has Lice - http://deadspin.com/espn-has-lice-1722482415

DeSean Jackson Stopped By Blocking Sled - http://deadspin.com/desean-jackson-stopped-by-blocking-sled-1722469855

Batter Hits Home Run on Backward Swing - http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2541514-batter-hits-home-run-on-backward-swing

This Girl Did Some Salad Tossing In A Bathroom Because She Lost A Bet, Then These Guys Wound Up In Jail - http://www.brobible.com/life/article/video-voyeurism-crime-louisiana-salad-tossing/

Duck Spring Break.  Ducks gone wild. - https://vine.co/v/hd1Vgh17hTl

Florida 911 Dispatcher, 40, Accused Of Having Sex With 11-Year-Old Boy She Called Her 'Soulmate' - http://crimefeed.com/2015/08/911-dispatcher-and-mom-of-two-accused-of-having-sex-with-11-year-old-boy-she-called-her-soulmate/

Hold my beer while I go for a walk.
https://twitter.com/HoldMyBeerGif/status/629767519969144832

Australian man involved in a shark attack beats shark to death with his own severed leg
http://www.thestatelyharold.com/?_escaped_fragment_=Australian-man-involved-in-a-shark-attack-beats-shark-to-death-with-his-own-severed-leg%2Fcmbz%2F55c2798e0cf22830f5f5850a

NSFW - Hard wine, hard abs - https://i.imgur.com/r83h0Mr.jpg

Zach LaVine wins dunk contests for life
http://larrybrownsports.com/basketball/zach-lavine-seattle-proam-2015-video/269802

Astro Doughnuts & Fried Chicken coming to Falls Church - http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/bestbites/food-restaurant-news/astro-doughnuts-readies-to-open-in-falls-church.php#.VcEqlI2QeuI.facebook

All of Lay's new Potato chip flavors: http://wjbf.com/2015/08/05/lays-releases-new-potato-chip-flavors-which-is-your-favorite/

Beethoven's (Synthesized) 9th - 4th Movement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4iWC0BKCmk&feature=youtu.be

The Mother Of All GTA V Crashes
http://kotaku.com/the-mother-of-all-gta-v-crashes-1723024794

Take A Sunset Cruise With Mac DeMarco
http://www.npr.org/event/music/431009497/take-a-sunset-cruise-with-mac-demarco

Semi-NSFW - LOLZ GIF - hahaha, Butt Rape Ninja
http://i.imgur.com/2fo8RpM.gif

Adorbz toddler earns his taekwondo belt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZLN9AzxVa8

NBC re-ups EPL deal - http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/11/sports/soccer/nbc-retains-rights-to-premier-league-in-six-year-deal.html

The way you pay for your iPhone is about to change.
http://www.techinsider.io/how-much-the-iphone-really-costs-2015-8

Programming Note. The 2 hour documentary "I am Chris Farley" is on at 9pm tonight on Spike.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aofacg_Gy0E

Krull Wedding Promotion: http://www.themovingarts.com/%E2%80%9Ckrull%E2%80%9D-weddings-the-awkward-teenage-years-of-movie-marketing/

NYPD Union Encourages Cops to Spend Free Time Photographing Homeless People
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/08/nypd-union-tells-cops-to-photograph-homeless.html

23 Ridiculously Offensive Donald Trump Quotes
http://presidential-candidates.insidegov.com/stories/5187/23-ridiculously-offensive-donald-trump-quotes

Tesla made electronic danger noodles that find and charge their cars automagically
http://imgur.com/gallery/NuBuXm5

Colbert made Stewart cry on the final farewell, I'll miss Jon
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/colbert-brings-jon-stewart-to-tears-with-correspondents-1722632498

A Flock Of Flaccos - http://deadspin.com/a-flock-of-flaccos-1722572130

Great, quick article on the Republican debate - http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/08/07/us/politics/republican-candidates-debate.html?_r=0

"Pujols is retarded"-LULZ
http://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/i-cant-stop-laughing-at-gary-thorne-calling-albert-pujols-retarded/

 how Philly made Billy Joel
http://www.phillymag.com/ticket/2015/08/09/how-philadelphia-created-billy-joel/

Cyclist Going A Million Miles Per Hour T-Bones A Car And Wipes Out Big Time
http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/cyclist-going-a-million-miles-per-hour-t-bones-a-car-and-wipes-out-big-time/




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Vanity, my favorite sin

Arian Foster going under the knife.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/13376379/houston-texans-running-back-arian-foster-groin-injury-need-surgery

Graham Parsons & The Fallen Angels - Live from Hempsted 73 - Cry One More Time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVicqftnKrg (Chill song)

#HitchBOT was Actually Destroyed, But Surveillance Video was Dumb YouTube Prank
http://www.crossingbroad.com/2015/08/hitchbot-was-actually-destroyed-but-surveillance-video-was-dumb-youtube-prank.html

Billy Joel, the 'Piano Man,' tells crowd: 'Thank You Long Island' at end of 3-hour final Nassau Coliseum concert - http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/music/billy-joel/billy-joel-s-final-nassau-coliseum-concert-movin-out-just-the-way-you-are-on-the-setlist-1.10704111

Again...this is ridiculous...
Women are Freezing at Work Because of Formula Created for Men
Read more at http://www.phillymag.com/business/2015/08/05/women-are-freezing-at-work-because-of-formula-created-for-men/#CYqhrrrsvksGlJBO.99

hoverboard update http://jalopnik.com/the-lexus-hoverboard-is-real-and-i-rode-it-1721876528
tl;dr you have to fill it with liquid nitrogen every 10 minutes, it can only ride on a magnetic super conducting track, and its the most expensive thing Lexus makes.

Kittens confused by robot bug - http://i.imgur.com/Kexy4xX.gifv

Cats: They're Bad - http://adequateman.deadspin.com/cats-theyre-bad-1634627434

Fun with goats vine! https://vine.co/v/O0gpxInV6rT

New DEADPOOL Trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyKWUTwSYAs

Semi-NSFW: Lenny Kravitz Shredded So Hard His Dick Fell Out On Stage
http://gawker.com/lenny-kravitz-shredded-so-hard-his-dick-fell-out-on-sta-1722016044

Adult Men wearing shorts at work...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonkblog/wp/2015/08/05/i-wore-shorts-to-the-office-and-nothing-will-ever-be-the-same/

Wahhh, Brady being a bitch about a pool cover - http://www.businessinsider.com/tom-brady-pool-cover-emails-2015-8

Need Fake Friends For Your Wedding? In S. Korea, You Can Hire Them
http://www.npr.org/sections/parallels/2015/08/05/419419307/fake-wedding-guests-korea-role-players

NSFW - hahahahaha - https://vid.me/o6x9 (chick sky-diving naked)

Young Fathers at Increased Risk of Mid-life Death - http://www.livescience.com/51734-early-fatherhood-midlife-death.html

Hot take alert, Ketih Richards calls Sgt Peppers rubbish
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/keith-richards-the-beatles-sgt-peppers-was-rubbish-20150805

This is a long read, but it basically breaks down the entire Season 2 of True Detective
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/08/03/true_detective_season_two_a_guide_to_the_plot_of_this_confusing_season.html

Bike Fail on live TV - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG0NZ4Z0w6I




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I have to marry a girl w/ Green Eyes to be whole again

Carl's Jr. Behbs:
http://www.rsvlts.com/2015/01/23/hottest-carls-jr-girls/

NSFW - That's how i like my coffee in the morning
https://41.media.tumblr.com/69bfc13af19d13bc801df788171214d6/tumblr_nrjjx371bB1rvgos1o1_540.jpg

NSFW - Fun at the pool
http://i.imgur.com/w3JI7WP.png

Great Vine - lolz
https://vine.co/v/OjatumtLxK6

This dog rulez, get the cameras outta my face and let me watch the damn baseball game
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/8/3/9091279/good-baseball-dog

Popular Indian actor Irrfan Khan, known for his intense performances, has showcased his quirky side in a new video for standup comedy group All India Bakchod (AIB). He features in a a parody of rapper Yo Yo Honey Singh's "Party all night" by taking a dig at all party numbers featured in Bollywood films. - http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/entertainment/hindi/bollywood/news/Irrfan-Khan-spoofs-party-numbers-in-AIB-video/articleshow/48326897.cms  (turn on closed caption)

Now that's what i call Sole Food
http://i.imgur.com/u6twDHe.gifv

Kelly Osbourne Getting Her Racist On While Spewing Words On The View
http://www.barstoolsports.com/philadelphia/kelly-osbourne-getting-her-racist-on-while-spewing-words-on-the-view/

Eddie Marritz, a cinematographer and photographer in remission from small-cell carcinoma, was a participant in one of N.Y.U.'s Psilocybin Cancer Anxiety research studies. Marritz, and the researchers, take us through the experience. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am12fHnOhXQ

Today is apparently the anniversary of a great moment in MLB history... 26-year-old Robin Ventura charges the mound and 46-year-old (!) Nolan Ryan gets him a headlock and starts uppercutting him.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2539149-we-remember-22nd-anniversary-of-nolan-ryan-putting-robin-ventura-in-a-headlock

Adorable Slow Motion puppy jump - https://i.imgur.com/4PBUrCq.gifv





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Hot Dog Eating Contests via Glory Holes

Breakfast Sushi Roll - http://imgur.com/gallery/L3m7iVK

Channing Tatum closes his 'Gambit' deal
http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/02/entertainment/tatum-gambit-thr-feat/index.html

Summer Blue Moon explained - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyBp-EYrwTA&feature=youtu.be

Shit You've Done in an Uber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPbm6cuVFuw&feature=youtu.be

Obama To Announce The 'Biggest, Most Important Step' So Far On Climate
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/obama-to-announce-the-biggest-most-important-step-so-far-on-climate_55be038fe4b06363d5a27956

This is kinda neat... People got their hands on old movie scripts and explain some of the biggest unknowns in popular cinema (Pulp Fiction's briefcase, Groundhog Day's time loops, Sopranos finale, and basically all of 2001 Space Odyssey)
http://www.cracked.com/article_19138_7-hotly-debated-movie-questions-that-totally-have-answers.htmls

Did Ronda Rousey's KO Punch Make Bethe Correia Poop Her Pants?
http://www.bigplay.com/did-ronda-rouseys-ko-punch-make-bethe-correia-poop-her-pants/

This is pretty good - full Slash acoustic show with Myles Kennedy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uU5X9-_w7A

Philadelphia's First Ever Major Cheesesteak Festival Is Coming This Fall
http://www.uwishunu.com/2015/07/philadelphias-first-ever-major-cheesesteak-festival-is-coming-this-fall/

The Muppet Show s03e20 Sylvester Stallone - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXoFbjoy44Q

NSFW - Neus Asensi desnuda en Ay señor señor
http://www.redtube.com/299243

When your employer can't handle your amicable wife-swap
http://www.courthousenews.com/2015/01/09/fired-wife-swapping-deputies-sue-sheriff.htm

You may have heard about that poor bat boy who died after taking a bat to the head:
http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/13368669/bat-boy-dies-being-hit-head-swing-baseball-game-kansas
I am having a hard time accepting that the team involved is real:
http://beejays.pointstreaksites.com/view/beejays

Fundraising fake umps in the front row of Nationals-Mets are having the best time
http://www.sbnation.com/2015/8/2/9088395/the-fake-umps-in-the-front-row-of-mets-nationals-are-having-the-best-time

This tweet made me angry:  https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/628236816106262529

New Dr. Dre Album "Compton" drops this Friday: http://www.theverge.com/2015/8/2/9086475/dr-dre-new-album-compton-release-date

Paralyzed Woman Poses In Lingerie To Prove Disabilities Don't Limit Sexuality http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/paralyzed-woman-poses-in-lingerie-to-prove-disabilites-dont-limit-sexuality_55b7e8bfe4b0a13f9d1aa288

Kid didn't pay for electricity for 4 years, didn't think it would come back to bite him, asks for advice, and people are less than sympathetic - https://www.reddit.com/r/philadelphia/comments/3fnj5p/8000_peco_bill_need_help/

Philadelphians Ruin yet another beautiful thing
http://paleofuture.gizmodo.com/hitchhiking-robot-lasts-just-two-weeks-in-us-because-hu-1721544551 and http://deadspin.com/man-in-randall-cunningham-jersey-beats-shit-out-of-hitc-1721833506

Crazy Octopus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmDTtkZlMwM&feature=youtu.be



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High Maintenance Babes - so hot right now.

This Michael Jackson and Carlton Pepsi Commercial from '84 got me all jazzed up on this Friday morning...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Md5lPyuvsk

81-Year-Old Man Arrested For Having Sex With Shrub Outside His House
http://crimefeed.com/2015/07/wallace-berg/

Crazy Italians want the Foo Fighters to play a show in their small town, so 1,000 of them get together to play Learn to Fly - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JozAmXo2bDE

Holy shit. Sheldon Richardson of the Jets was drag racing his Bentley at 143 MPH, ran from Cops, turned off his lights trying to hide, got caught, reached for a semi automatic gun under his seat, was smoking weed in the car and had a fucking 12 year old in the car with him. WTF?!
http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/13349610/sheldon-richardson-new-york-jets-charged-resisting-arrest

Scumbag Boston fan pukes on an entire section
http://www.crossingbroad.com/2015/07/a-red-sox-fan-puked-on-an-entire-section-below-him-from-the-upper-deck.html

NSFW - one little buddy wants to play
http://i.imgur.com/Ix34nyp.jpg

NSFW - Adorbz apartment selfie
https://i.imgur.com/5KQvV2t.jpg

DC man viciously slashed in face while walking home
http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/29663674/only-on-fox-dc-man-viciously-slashed

Funny lil Kanye video (sorry for FB link...)
https://www.facebook.com/hamptonbranden/videos/478883952260849/

"Granny Ripper" Old-Lady Serial Killer Accused Of Beheading And Dismembering At Least 10 People - http://crimefeed.com/2015/07/granny-ripper/

Good Cause, but second-hand embarrassment in execution...
"Nicki Minaj's 'Anaconda' tune is being used to expose the crimes of Unilever, a corporation that's been dumping waste in an Indian town."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSal-ms0vcI

Pygmy Hippo baby makes a splash
https://youtu.be/a-vbFA-s1vs




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The Shermanator

Watch This Irish Girl Pass Out Twice On The Slingshot Ride
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/07/slingshot-girl-passing-out-video/

This site is kind of cool, it shows stats and videos of all homeruns http://www.hittrackeronline.com/

Jets fans fly 'Cheaters look up!' banner over Patriots training camp
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets-fans-fly-cheaters-banner-pats-camp-article-1.2309160

Solving Real World Roti Making Problems!
http://blogs.wsj.com/indiarealtime/2015/07/30/watch-the-roti-making-machine-in-action/

Rio Olympic Events Will Be Held in Water That Is "Basically Raw Sewage"
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/07/30/rio_olympics_sewage_water_events_will_be_marred_by_viruses_bacteria_ap_finds.html

Baba Booey
https://youtu.be/Yed2yX8uKS8

Strong Twitter take on Cecil the Lion
http://imgur.com/FFzCgYK

Golf club is desperately trying to find culprit who has been pooing in holes for last 10 years
http://www.theskypost.com/2015/07/golf-club-is-desperately-trying-to-find.html

Whitey bulgier trailer
http://variety.com/2015/film/news/watch-johnny-depps-whitey-bulger-keeps-his-enemies-close-in-new-black-mass-trailer-1201553608/



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"Thumbing" used to mean hitch-hiking...used to...

How the Pyramids were Made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1y8N0ePuF8

Georgia Man Cuts Off Penis To Stop Masturbating
http://ploomer.com/georgia-man-cuts-off-penis-to-stop-masturbating/

THESE PICTURE FROM SCOTT WALKER IN PHILLY TODAY ARE MAD LULZ
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/trending/Wisconsin-Gov-Scott-Walker-visits-Pats-and-Genos-amid-protests-bad-cheesesteak-orders.html

Taliban leader DEAD
http://www.buzzfeed.com/franciswhittaker/taliban-leader-mullah-omar-is-reportedly-dead#.dd0om825Dm

I love when wrestlers say "BROTHER", especially Hogan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk9CLicNyIg

NSFW - Naked in public and so happy, full of life
http://i.imgur.com/8gzj9Fh.jpg

Got a new Christmas movie coming. looks legit.
http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/trailers/466161-the-night-before-trailer-comes-in-like-a-wrecking-ball#/slide/1

Hottest Female Golfer I done ever seen!
SDSU Golfer and Viral Superstar Paige Spiranac's Flop Shot Is The Hottest Thing To Ever Happen To Golf - http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/sdsu-golfer-and-viral-superstar-paige-spiranacs-flop-shot-is-the-hottest-thing-to-ever-happen-to-golf/

Two teens rescued after six days adrift - http://www.nbcnews.com/id/7706851/ns/us_news/t/two-teens-rescued-after-days-adrift/#.Vbjj3WfbIdU

Bookmaker suspends Bond song betting after 15,000 pound bet: http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-33700786

4-time NBA All-Star -- and member of the 2000 U.S. Olympic team -- Vin Baker is working hard to become a Starbucks manager:
http://www.providencejournal.com/article/20150727/SPORTS/150729380



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