Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Your cake farts make my meat spin, baby

I can't believe the pope met with this c-word:
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/09/30/444671535/kim-davis-and-pope-francis-reportedly-had-a-private-meeting-in-dc

If you were exposed to space, without a space suit..
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_exposure

Birling
 \BUR-ling\
noun
1. Chiefly Northern U.S. a game played by lumberjacks, in which each tries to balance longest on a floating log while rotating the log with the feet.

Why Every Entrepreneur Should Study Lil' Dicky
http://www.entrepreneur.com/article/251143

NSFW - "Come join us"
http://i.imgur.com/FwRrf6J.jpg

NSFW - 13.9 seconds of bouncing boobs
http://www.gfycat.com/WealthyDimpledCarp

NSFW - I like Corona's new marketing campaign
http://i.imgur.com/OJQZi5h.jpg

Lolz - Bad Taxidermy
http://imgur.com/gallery/rUmMY

Yankees Fan Muffs Not One, Not Two, But Three Chances To Catch A Foul Ball
http://deadspin.com/yankees-fan-muffs-not-one-not-two-but-three-chances-t-1733729572

Lolz!  - https://www.facebook.com/DatPiff/videos/10153462152024551/

Edward Kennedy's Scotch-Infused Senate Job Interview
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/30/us/politics/freshman-senator-edward-kennedys-scotch-infused-job-interview.html?_r=1

Tasteless Newlyweds Send No-Show Wedding Guests a $75 Bill
http://itheedread.jezebel.com/tasteless-newlyweds-send-no-show-wedding-guests-a-75-b-1733800842

Netflix built a "Netflix & Chill" button.... sick!
http://gizmodo.com/netflix-built-a-button-that-delivers-netflix-and-chill-1733501166

Latest trailer for The Revenant, shit looks cray - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoebZZ8K5N0

Man Accused Of Stealing Mascot Costume And Partying: "I Was Ragin' Dude"
http://deadspin.com/man-accused-of-stealing-mascot-costume-and-partying-i-1733815029

This Flight Attendant Made Almost $1 Million In Two Years By Charging Dudes To Bang Her And Join The Mile High Club - http://www.brobible.com/life/article/flight-attendant-made-1-million-sex/ and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3254573/Flight-attendant-caught-man-plane-toilet-believed-earned-650-000-having-sex-passengers-two-year-period.html

Semi-NSFW - Well there goes my plans for the night.. Female Celebrities and their Porn Star Doppelgangers
http://buzzlamp.com/female-celebrities-pornstar-doppelgangers



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Pumpkin Spice Pizza

Trevor Noah's first Daily Show was last night and his opening monologue was pretty good
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/heres-trevor-noahs-first-daily-show-monologue-which-to-1733498509

 I didn't know that foods like graham crackers and early cereals were invented to keep your hands off your dingdang. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvester_Graham#Biography and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg

NSFW - Bae's got it going on
 http://gfycat.com/WellgroomedDigitalCrocodile

LOLZ! - Bart Simpson requested a taxi pickup at the Phuket international airport
http://i.imgur.com/BoFqR4U.jpg

Anthony Bourdain is planning a huge food market in NYC
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/30/dining/anthony-bourdain-market-pier-57.html

Facebook Privacy Policy Changes? Don't Fall For The Hoax Again
http://www.ibtimes.com/facebook-privacy-policy-changes-dont-fall-hoax-again-2117504

LOL, funny skit - "Rate Me" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFBitnLgJSg

"Hi, Im president obama and i have direct tv, im ben carson and i have cable"
https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#inbox/150198e99eba58a4

Jim Carey's girlfriend killed herself.
 http://www.tmz.com/2015/09/29/jim-carrey-girlfriend-cathriona-white-commits-suicide/

Jesus Christ... Hits close to home for some, eh?  "HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT IN 4 EASY STEPS" but the story isn't what you'd expect.
https://medium.com/@AaronBleyaert/how-to-lose-weight-in-4-easy-steps-1f135f7e1dec

Halloween Whopper
http://www.bk.com/menu-item/a1-halloween-whopper

Trump Lolz - https://twitter.com/GantzyPantz/status/648911031150837764

Coffee vs. Tea
www.economist.com/blogs/graphicdetail/2013/12/daily-chart-17


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Google "John Stamos' Dick"

The Last Butt Kernel

Turtles All the Way Down | Sturgill Simpson (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWx6csgGkg4

Jack White's band Dead Weather released a new album, here's the single - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98oMvKF-78Y

Giants RB Andre Williams Runs over Redskins S Trenton Robinson
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2571848-giants-rb-andre-williams-runs-over-redskins-s-trenton-robinson

Das Raycess... http://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/redskins-fan-shows-up-to-the-giants-game-in-red-face/

NSFW - Classic mirror selfie
http://i.imgur.com/CEh3azw.jpg

NY Post tells the Pope to stay in his lane:  http://nypost.com/2015/09/23/pope-francis-should-take-a-vow-of-silence-on-capitalism/

Badass - this guy Gerry Kelly orchestrated the biggest prison escape in British history, shot a guard in the head (who lived), went on the lamb for years, then eventually got extradited. He helped negotiate the Good Friday Agreement 15 years later and is now an assemblyman in Northern Ireland. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerry_Kelly
and
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maze_Prison_escape

Here's A Kid That Will Motivate You To Make It To The Gym Today
http://www.buzzfeed.com/nickguillory/which-way-is-the-gym#.cuOgmP2xOx




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Try not to bang your second cousin, ok?

Good Lolz - http://imgur.com/gallery/iygUkFZ

Watermelon tricks for days - http://dailydigest.com/life-hacks/skin-a-watermelon-hack

Now You Can Hide Your Pot Plants In This High-Tech Mini-Fridge
http://uproxx.com/gammasquad/2015/09/now-you-can-hide-your-pot-plants-in-this-high-tech-mini-fridge/

Lolz -Busy at work - https://i.imgur.com/Jh7P9Fz.jpg

The hedge funder at the center of the drug-increase controversy has a long history of alleged bad behavior - http://www.businessinsider.com/martin-shkrelis-history-of-lawsuits-2015-9

List of Films Featuring Time Loops https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_featuring_time_loops

The Internet Is Going Nuts Over Crazy Rumors That Lane Kiffin Is Getting Fired For Banging Nick Saban's Hot Daughter - http://www.brobible.com/sports/article/lane-kiffin-nick-saban-hot-daughter/



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Wednesday, September 23, 2015

"Nutter Butter" sounds like a sex act or a by-product of coitus

Enrique Iglesias - oldie but goodie - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpIKj1plc7w

NSFW - Sharp tanlines
http://i.imgur.com/ZofvYmL.jpg

NSFW - On the counter
http://i.imgur.com/kblsrLJ.jpg

NSFW - Perky Asian
http://i.imgur.com/FeNrriy.jpg

NSFW - Scrumptious On/Off
http://imgur.com/a/sG1Y

LOLZ - Private thoughts cartoon
http://i.imgur.com/SDyzdcW.jpg

Get your funk on, Newcleus - Jam on it (chill song) + sweet video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEmg5GaAHbk

Lil Dicky - $ave Dat Money feat. Fetty Wap and Rich Homie Quan [Comedy Rap] (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvHYWD29ZNY&feature=youtu.be

YUPPIE FIGHT! -- NYC Jogger FREAKS OUT On A Yuppie Who Bumped Into Him With A Stroller
http://www.brobible.com/life/article/nyc-jogger-yuppie-fight-video/

A man has pleaded not guilty to driving offences after he was busted by police riding a motorised esky (Australian for cooler).
https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/29569808/tasmanians-fight-to-ride-motorised-esky

Upcoming Season of 'Serial' Will Focus on Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/09/upcoming-season-of-serial-covers-bowe-bergdahl.html

Noam Chomsky on Trump: "We Should Recognize the Other Candidates Are Not That Different" -- http://billmoyers.com/2015/09/22/noam-chomsky-on-trump-we-should-recognize-the-other-candidates-are-not-that-different/

Fish Gets Most Boston Reaction Ever
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/09/23/fish-gets-most-boston-reaction-ever.html

There Are Nuns Taligating Waiting For The Pope At Catholic University
http://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/there-are-nuns-taligating-waiting-for-the-pope-art-catholic-university/

Lawyer Of Patrick Kane's Accuser Claims Rape Kit Was Tampered With
http://deadspin.com/lawyer-of-patrick-kanes-accuser-claims-rape-kit-was-tam-1732598494

The real story behind new yorks homeless problem
http://nypost.com/2015/09/07/why-cuomo-is-the-real-villain-of-the-homeless-crisis/

Popemobile Evolution
http://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/local/2015-papal-visit/popemobile-illustrated-history/

The Business side of the Blow Trade brought to you by WSJ
http://www.wsj.com/ad/cocainenomics



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It Belongs in a Museum

What's the Best Way to Create a Custom Shirt Size?
http://propercloth.com/reference/whats-the-best-way-to-create-a-custom-shirt-size/

A "Beef" History of Jack White's Many Feuds: http://www.vulture.com/2014/06/jack-white-history-fights-feuds.html

The Boys Who Only Develop A Penis When They Hit The Age Of 12
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/boys-who-only-develop-penis-when-they-hit-age-12

is there any reasonable explanation for this guy raising a 60-year old drug's price by 4000%? I feel like the internet has been "triggered" and it cant be as simple as him just being a complete fuckhole http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/09/21/martin-shkreli-is-big-pharma-s-biggest-asshole.html -- reddit's been ablaze with pictures like the ones in this article, he just looks like the biggest douche imagineable.

PC Brahs was amazing. http://www.gorillaradio.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pc-principal.jpg
You know, there's still some people out there that say "What does being PC really mean?" Well, I'll tell you what it means. It means you love nothin' more than beer, workin' out, and that feelin' you get when you rhetorically defend a marginalized community from systems of oppression.

Big Short Trailer
https://youtu.be/vgqG3ITMv1Q

Also this Frontline Season Premier looks AWESOME.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/my-brothers-bomber/
and
Here is the corresponding New Yorker article on the same guy
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/09/28/the-avenger

Nathan For You - Season 3 Teaser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDs3sw098tU&feature=youtu.be

Is there anyone it's OK to make fun of anymore?
http://nypost.com/2015/09/16/is-there-anyone-its-ok-to-make-fun-of-anymore/

Big Grams - Fell in the Sun (chill song) Fell in the Sun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM0qq_WtH7U

Big Grams - Lights On (chill song) Lights On
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpmE0Qiup3U

If looks could kill, demarco murray would be in jail. Poor Bradford
https://twitter.com/clarencehilljr/status/646410500176150528




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Monday Hot Cosby'ed me...

Eagles douchebag runs on the field and gets tackled by Nolan Carroll
http://www.crossingbroad.com/2015/09/heres-video-of-the-eagles-fan-who-ran-on-field-getting-tackled-by-nolan-carroll.html

Tracking a Bluetooth Skimmer Gang in Mexico
https://krebsonsecurity.com/2015/09/tracking-a-bluetooth-skimmer-gang-in-mexico/

Kid Leaves Stealth Poop on Supermarket Floor, Nonchalantly Walks Away
http://gawker.com/kid-leaves-stealth-poop-on-supermarket-floor-nonchalan-1731518564

NSFW - Spaghetti straps
http://i.imgur.com/bRGpKqI.gifv

NSFW - One Hot Marine
http://imgur.com/a/sJ4Jy

Trump fields question - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCtAJNiplaw

Pretty good postgame speech after the Broncos win http://www.denverbroncos.com/multimedia/videos/Postgame-victory-speech/22ad61cf-060b-4ec1-a609-c538d9500bf8

Two Northern Virginia spots make the top 50 list of best tacos in the USofA (#31 District Taco, #48 Taco Bamba) - http://www.businessinsider.com/the-50-best-tacos-in-america-2015-9

Boring but interesting http://www.npr.org/sections/parallels/2015/09/18/440567960/born-in-the-u-s-a-how-america-created-irans-nuclear-program

Bird Released Into Wild, Flies Directly Into Glass Wall, Likely Perishes
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/bird-released-into-wild-flies-directly-into-glass-wall-1731687822

Man Sets Guinness World Record For Most The Simpsons Tattoos
http://comicbook.com/2015/09/21/man-sets-guinness-world-record-for-most-the-simpsons-tattoos/

Controversial metro cards featuring porn star Yui Hatano sell out in Taiwan
http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/03/travel/taiwan-porn-star-metro-cards/

Philly longread
http://www.phillymag.com/articles/kidnapping-pearson-west-philadelphia

Trump on Flacco
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/646011711716216832/video/1

Great Pinterest Page (My Fat Pet Rodent)
https://www.pinterest.com/myfatpet/my-fat-pet-rodent/

Feels... http://i.imgur.com/lmslX23.jpg



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Friday, September 18, 2015

laugh & the world laughs w/ u; weep & u weep alone


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^ i like those ballsack characters. That's all.


Seal spotted surfing humpback whale in Australia
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-34276032

Turd Ferguson Just Made An Appearance On 'Final Jeopardy!'
http://www.brobible.com/entertainment/article/turd-ferguson-final-jeopardy-answer/

This video is like 6 minutes long, but its pretty cool...the size of just our solar system is incredible: https://vimeo.com/139407849

Post Of Guy "Breaking Up" With His Best Friend On Facebook And Choosing A New Best Friend Is Going Viral - http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/post-of-guy-breaking-up-with-his-best-friend-on-facebook-and-choosing-a-new-best-friend-is-going-viral/

I have it DVR'd so haven't seen it yet, but here's the Deflategate South Park scene
http://deadspin.com/south-park-accurately-sums-up-ballghazi-in-a-cartman-dr-1731270812

Classic - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLiJAX-MXcM

What this weekend will be like - https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CPHRKpSWIAAIitg.mp4

First Listen: Underachievers, 'Evermore: The Art Of Duality'
http://www.npr.org/2015/09/16/440337033/first-listen-underachievers-evermore-the-art-of-duality

Cheating Man Allows Girlfriend To Burn His Penis With Scorching Flat Iron - CrimeFeed
http://crimefeed.com/2015/09/man-allowed-girlfriend-to-burn-penis-with-scorching-hair-straighteners-bronwyn-parker/

NSFW - Serious
http://i.imgur.com/Tstmilk.jpg

JPP's Gross Hand - http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/exclusive-photos-jason-pierre-paul-hand-article-1.2364444

Interesting history of conjoined twins http://odditiesbizarre.com/conjoined-twins-then-now/

Black conservative news http://www.washingtontimes.com/specials/american-currentsee/


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Wanna hear a joke? Female President. LOLZ!

This concrete lets water pass through it.
https://i.imgur.com/BAvHHiR.gifv

Neil/Fred's Gigantic List of Palindromes
http://www.derf.net/palindromes/old.palindrome.html

Beer monopoly on the horizon - http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-09-16/ab-inbev-intends-to-make-offer-to-acquire-sabmiller

Yikes, not a good look lying about 9/11 bro, Actor from The League caught in a lie
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/09/the-league-actor-admits-to-lying-about-escaping-world-trade-center-in-911

Gov. Christie... How the fuck can the lottery lose money? People are just handing you their money.
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/politics/20150914_ap_4ba5f48a54c94fc3bafe127b97eebcc6.html

Watch Rob Gronkowski get blown away by magic trick involving, yes, a deflated football
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2015/09/16/watch-rob-gronkowski-get-blown-away-by-magic-trick-involving-yes-a-deflated-football/

Amazon Prime members now get 6 months of the Washington Post for free.
http://www.theverge.com/2015/9/16/9336449/washington-post-amazon-prime-bundle

Semi-NSFW - Vajanke...
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/vajankle-ralph-jones

Awesome video of expedition to Antarctica
https://player.vimeo.com/video/41225777

The Mountain from GOT arm wrestles the World Arm-Wrestling League Champ - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkkL-bAH8H4

Cool article about Julio Franco...old ass man who used to play for the barves/ mets ... Still swinging a bat in Japan at age 57:
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/13630613/at-57-years-old-julio-franco-playing-baseball-japan

Groundskeepers Accidentally Spread Weed Killer on HS Football Field
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2567612-groundskeepers-accidentally-spread-weed-killer-on-hs-football-field

Google Street View brings virtual safari to Kenya's Samburu National Park
http://google-latlong.blogspot.com/2015/09/walk-alongside-elephants-of-samburu.html
and
https://twitter.com/BBCAfrica/status/643714765550944256

Scrawling 'F**k Your S**tty Town Bitches' On Speeding Ticket Is Free Speech, Judge Finds
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/willian-barboza-speeding-ticket-profanity_55f82a22e4b09ecde1d9a8e2

The Amrageddon of Traffic Jams... FUCK..
http://wtop.com/pope-francis-2015-us-visit/2015/09/popes-visit-baseball-concerts-add-traffic-mess-around-d-c/

"Emergency Bra" Doubles as a Gas Mask When Disaster Strikes
http://www.ecouterre.com/emergency-bra-doubles-as-a-gas-mask-when-disaster-strikes/

Some debate related stuff for tonight. Here's some great background on that worthless gash Fiorina
http://www.businessinsider.com/fiorina-widely-considered-the-worst-ceo




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Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Fur Pies and Slender Thighs

Bills' Fan Is Looking For The Guy She Gave A Handjob To While Her Boyfriend Was Away Getting Beers - http://www.brobible.com/sports/article/bills-fan-hjob-boyfriend-beers/

Guy Texts Wrong Number For Weed, Ends Up Being Local Police Captain
http://elitedaily.com/humor/guy-texts-wrong-number-drugs-police-captain/1211199/

Sports: the true opiate of the masses - http://ideas.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/03/24/sports-fandom-opiate-of-the-masses/

NSFW - Gym Selfie
http://i.imgur.com/wkytDye.jpg

From Monday Night Football, lolz
"The old monkey giving a bj trick play"
http://imgur.com/aFUA7pH

YES! South Park premiere touches on Caitlyn Jenner and Deflategate, CAN. NOT. WAIT.
http://www.vulture.com/2015/09/south-park-season-19-premiere.html

Australians don't get American Football
http://deadspin.com/australian-sportswriter-liveblogs-49ers-game-discovers-1730760939

49ers fans beat up vikings fan
http://deadspin.com/video-shows-49ers-fans-beating-vikings-fan-in-parking-l-1730794603

This Larry David Golf Digest interview is hilarious
http://www.golfdigest.com/story/larry-david-interview

Sanders speech at Liberty is pretty interesting http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/09/14/bernie-sanders-liberty-university-speech-annotated

German-Sponsored Soccer Tournament for Refugees
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/581/318/952/german-sponsored-football-soccer-tournament-to-welcome-refugees/

Charles Poole to continue on GoT - http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/a37959/kit-harington-confirms-game-of-thrones-return/

Hitler's all-conquering stormtroopers 'felt invincible because of crystal meth-style drug Pervitin' - http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/hitlers-allconquering-stormtroopers-felt-invincible-because-of-crystal-methstyle-drug-pervitin-10499087.html

New Cedar Point roller coaster is going to break more than 10 world records - http://toyland.gizmodo.com/cedar-points-newest-coaster-will-shatter-ten-world-reco-1730493757



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Monday, September 14, 2015

Friday, September 11, 2015

Worthy Fucking Adversary

NSFW - Black necklace
http://i.imgur.com/QBdOpUA.jpg

NSFW - Babe on the farm
http://i.imgur.com/NF5NrAZ.jpg

Bretagne still crushing at age 16:  http://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/the-last-living-911-search-and-rescue-dog-got-an-amazing-birthday-party-for-turning-16/

Back to cheating:
http://deadspin.com/ben-roethlisberger-says-the-patriots-defense-bent-the-r-1730032314

The F*cking Catalina Wine Mixer From 'Step Brothers' Is Happening in Real Life
http://www.slashfilm.com/step-brothers-catalina-wine-mixer/

Truck goes bonkers in China
http://pzfeed.com/horrific-moment-heavy-truck-veers-off-the-road-at-speed-and-kills-a-motorcyclist-before-plummeting-from-a-bridge/

This bud light grunge commercial is awesome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oryYHfZlqF0&feature=youtu.be

Road House | The Next Generation (movie remake)
http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/thought-experiment-ronda-rouseys-road-house-and-the-thrilling-future-of-rebooted-action-movies/

30 for 30 on W's First Pitch at the World Series after 9/11.
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=espn:13617860

You Aren't Good Enough to Win Money Playing Daily Fantasy Football
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-09-10/you-aren-t-good-enough-to-win-money-playing-daily-fantasy-football
"Saahil Sud is a fake-sports apex predator. He enters hundreds of daily contests in baseball and football under the name "maxdalury," and he almost always trounces the field. He claims to risk an average of $140,000 per day with a return of about 8 percent. Sud studied math and economics at Amherst College and took a job in data science at a digital marketing firm before shifting to full-time fantasy. He's now the top-ranked daily fantasy sports player, according to Rotogrinders, a stats site for daily fantasy players. He says he's made more than $2 million so far this year."



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Not Unique: Photo of chick doing handstand on paddleboard or beach, GTFO

This is so good... girl gets catfish stuck in her leg
http://youtu.be/M16iNEH-3kc

Retired American tennis star James Blake tackled, handcuffed by NYPD in mistaken identity. http://t.co/M4j52fXoDH http://t.co/R7aQbBh0ay

What PHISH Bros be like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjrDDg-bjiA&feature=youtu.be

Lolz -Holding half a dozen boards to get karate kicked
http://i.imgur.com/qfQ71jT.gifv

I'm...confused
http://i.imgur.com/KzhgR5l.jpg

NSFW - Artsy porn is underrated
http://gfycat.com/AgileBrightGreendarnerdragonfly

NSFW - Great boob shape
http://i.imgur.com/6FbVjKU.jpg

The president in Alaska - https://medium.com/@WhiteHouse/behind-the-lens-photographing-alaska-for-real-this-time-2f466ddf8f7d

Does Rex Ryan Have A Photo Of His Wife's Feet On His Desk?
http://deadspin.com/does-rex-ryan-have-a-photo-of-his-wifes-feet-on-his-des-1729794994

Woman Jumps (steps out of) car in Bizarre Crash http://pzfeed.com/woman-jumps-from-moving-car-in-bizarre-crash/

What Happens When Random Women on Tinder Predict the 2015-2016 NFL Season?
http://thebiglead.com/2015/09/10/2015-nfl-season-predictions-tinder/

 A fleet of sentinels. Giant, self sustaining underwater sea laboratories. Looks like jar jar binks invented this.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/kristintablang/2015/08/10/this-self-sustaining-vertical-ship-will-revolutionize-ocean-exploration/

Great High Dive - https://vine.co/v/eXZbWl9qTOe

These 16 life hacks will completely change the way you use Gmail
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-best-gmail-tips-tricks-and-extensions-2015-9





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Making Bad Decisions Today

"Romantic Gesture Too Expensive To Waste On Current Girlfriend"
http://www.theonion.com/article/romantic-gesture-too-expensive-waste-current-girlf-51269

Delicious Bread as it's baked in the oven
http://i.imgur.com/Dzxy2E9.gifv

The PlayStation Turns 20 Today -- What's Your Favorite Memory?
http://kotaku.com/the-playstation-turns-20-today-whats-your-favorite-m-1729552881

NSFW - Shy Senorita
http://i.imgur.com/FKKFoml.png

NSFW - Margot Robbie
http://i.imgur.com/ZJuxlvz.gifv?gifm

Why Jason Pierre-Paul Avoided The Giants All Summer
http://deadspin.com/why-jason-pierre-paul-avoided-the-giants-all-summer-1729527816

Good review of Colbert's opening night: http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2015/09/stephen-colbert-late-show-cbs-premiere/404458/

Steve Gunn – 'Milly's Garden': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNfd1nilhI0&index=2&list=PLoCAPt151DYw4u1osAhyNvoAkSb-Eb8b3 (Chill song)

Toilet Bowl Tests (hilarious): http://www.stthomascreations.com/video.php (gets good about two min in)

Merchandise – Green Lady: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M6OLS2JBZU&index=3&list=PLoCAPt151DYw4u1osAhyNvoAkSb-Eb8b3 (chill)

Why The Patriots Suck - http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-new-england-patriots-1728783368

Onion Lolz - http://www.theonion.com/article/new-subway-promotion-to-honor-subtember-11-33768

A PSA That Shows The Traumatic Consequences Of Dad Jokes
http://digg.com/2015/psa-dad-jokes

This kinda makes me want to punch myself in the dick, but here it is anyway...
"A couple created a 'Drunk History' of their love story to save their wedding guests from boring toasts."
(at least the chick is really hot) - http://www.someecards.com/love/weddings/drunk-history-newlyweds/



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"She Tasted Like Cigarettes."

Fishing Knots - http://imgur.com/gallery/GKTDz

An Eight-Foot Bull Shark Was Caught In The Potomac River
http://dcist.com/2015/09/someone_caught_an_eight-foot_bull_s.php

Mashup of all nightclub scenes - https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=67&v=QajyNRnyPMs

Woman Tries To Dodge Arrest By Unsuccessfully Offering Blow Jobs To 3 Cops
http://crimefeed.com/2015/09/florida-woman-tries-to-get-out-of-dui-by-offering-sexual-favors-to-three-cops-none-of-them-take-her-up-on-it/

I streamed The Arcs new album last week at NPR, but they take 'em down after the albums go on sale. Its Dan Auerbach's new side band to Black Keys and whatever else he's working on. Pretty good- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CyjGhVua_s

interesting, Google's new company -  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alphabet_Inc.
and - https://abc.xyz/

This Is The Motorcade The Saudi King Brings When He Visits America
http://jalopnik.com/this-is-the-motorcade-the-saudi-king-brings-when-he-vis-1728588873

NSFW - So good... At a Restaurant
http://gfycat.com/GaseousCriminalKillifish

NSFW - 2 drunk girls going at it.
https://i.imgur.com/Zz166a7.gifv

LOLZ! - Mission Impossible Hamster.
http://gfycat.com/BruisedMaleBarasinga

Osi Umenyiora Posts An Instagram About The Legal Team The NFL Should Have Hired To Take Down Brady And The Pats - http://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/osi-umenyiora-posts-an-instagram-about-the-legal-team-the-nfl-should-have-hired-to-take-down-brady-and-the-pats/

That feeling when you hit the trash can from 5 ft
http://imgur.com/gallery/hiOZVRc

Posada-Jeter sexy time in the clubhouse sauna hot takes
http://deadspin.com/tell-all-from-former-yankees-clubhouse-worker-is-finall-1729197355

Kansas State Band Insists They Were Not In Dong Formation
http://deadspin.com/kansas-state-band-insists-they-were-not-in-dong-formati-1729242566

Brady embarrassing himself and his family:  https://twitter.com/McCannSportsLaw/status/641230775749345281

Patriots Cheating Methods revealed - http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/13533995/split-nfl-new-england-patriots-apart
SI going in too:  http://www.si.com/nfl/2015/09/08/patriots-cheating-suspicions-bill-belichick-tom-brady

Drunk guy knocks himself out! BRUTAL!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFZ3-Ecz3vw

WELCOME TO LEITH is a feature documentary chronicling the attempted takeover of a small town in North Dakota by notorious white supremacist Craig Cobb. As his behavior becomes more threatening, tensions soar, and the residents desperately look for ways to expel their unwanted neighbor. With incredible access to both long time residents of Leith and white supremacists, the film examines a small community in the plains struggling for sovereignty against an extremist vision. - http://www.ifccenter.com/films/welcome-to-leith/
and: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welcome_to_Leith
and: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Cobb

This is ridiculous --- https://twitter.com/CardChick/status/641338648101654529

DC's Ibiza Night club - home of feuds, money, and violence
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/47373/the-feuds-money-and-violence-behind-ibiza-dcs-most-notorious


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Thursday, September 3, 2015

The last Goya Beans of Summer

Redskins GM's Wife Tweets That ESPN Reporter Is Her Husband's Sidechick, Asks If She Gives BJ's For Scoops - http://www.brobible.com/sports/article/redskins-gms-wife-diana-russilo/
and
Wife Of Skins GM Apologizes For Accusing ESPN Reporter Of Trading Blow Jobs For Scoops
http://deadspin.com/wife-of-skins-gm-apologizes-for-accusing-espn-reporter-1728376386

If you've ever wanted to take part in a zombie apocalypse, but without your brain being eaten, look no further. It's right here in Universal Studios Japan.
http://www.tickld.com/x/jaw/so-apparently-this-exists
My god... It gets better, apparently they only let high pitched Japanese girls wearing skirts in. http://youtu.be/TGCEx9bIKQw

Great Song - Wigwam (Remastered) - Bob Dylan
Wigwam (Remastered)

(NSFW Audio only) "A Guy's Fairy Tale" - A Guy's Fairy Tale

Probably blasted before, but here's Bill Burr shitting on Philadelphia
Bill Burr - The Philadelphia Incident - Bill Burr - The Philadelphia Incident (Better Audio)

Cool Washington Post article about population density
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonkblog/wp/2015/09/03/how-so-many-of-the-worlds-people-live-in-so-little-of-its-space/

If Every State Had an Official Word, What Would It Be?  (I like the one for D.C.)
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/culturebox/2015/09/united_slang_of_america_map_if_every_state_had_an_official_word_what_would.html

New Dating Site Suggests People You Already Know But Thought You Were Too Good For
http://www.theonion.com/article/new-dating-site-suggests-people-you-already-know-t-51228

Lolz - https://i.imgur.com/RgkUgNP.gifv

Random but pretty funny story of Scott Stapp from Creed starting a fight with 311 in 2005:
"We had just finished dinner and were at the hotel bar to watch the Lakers game when Scott Stapp walked in being very loud and obnoxious," Martinez tells Rolling Stone. "In fact, one of the first things he said was that he loved to fight. So he started doing shots and breaking the glass on the bar, almost hitting one of our crew guys. My wife and I moved to a table and eventually Scott made his way over and sat down. He was looking for attention. Even before that, he had wadded up a napkin that he lobbed in our direction. It was pathetic, and we tried to ignore him, but it was impossible. Then he made a pretty disrespectful comment to my wife, which I'd rather not repeat, but in no uncertain terms, the word 'fuck' was used. That's when [drummer] Chad [Sexton] walked over."

"I had run into Scott that day," says Sexton. "We have some things in common, like the same producer, and we chatted for a few minutes. So knowing we got along earlier, I kindly asked him not to disrespect anybody and reminded him that we're all friends. That's when he sucker-punched me -- hit me right in the face."
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/scott-stapp-and-311-brawl-20051201

Wow...strong take from Huckabee...
https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/639519185366818817

do you think you're a better drummer than Justin Bieber? https://youtu.be/hY3tzNUjoHc

This is miserable and I don't even know why it's on the blast...
Ali and Andrew Part 1: Why Did You Cheat on Me? | The And



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Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Fancy a wank?

Walmart employee gets caught beating off
http://hoodleaks.com/walmart-employee-gets-caught-beating-off/ (this link is better on mobile phones) 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdyIYC4jVhc (this link is better for a web browser, no pop-up adds)

NSFW - Sexy Redhead
http://i.imgur.com/gcJAAi7.jpg

NSFW - Amazing Focus
http://i.imgur.com/zA3gXjy.jpg

NSFW - Young, Freckled and Stacked...
https://i.imgur.com/TPpuLOY.png

NSFW - What nice tanlines
http://i.imgur.com/eLfLjpA.jpg

LOLZ! Attempting a jump with your dog.
http://i.imgur.com/9mCBcEJ.gifv

LOLZ - This crow gives zero fucks.
http://i.imgur.com/YwIhFvE.gifv

Treehouse camping available near the D.C. area
http://thetreehousecamp.com/

Marshawn Lynch Sells Skittles on EVINE Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBiJUx6WCLE

"She gave birth to twins five months after divorcing her first husband. They were fathered by her third husband but adopted by her second. Davis worked at the clerk's office at the time of each divorce and has since remarried." http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2015/09/01/kentucky-clerk-fighting-gay-marriage-has-wed-four-times

Australia urgent plea to shear overgrown sheep
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-34125662

hahahaha, this is good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X6VoFBCE9k

Eggs baby!
http://wtop.com/business/2015/09/apnewsbreak-egg-group-scrambled-over-eggless-mayo-maker/

Scarface remake starring Leonardo DiCaprio announced for 2016
http://www.theportlygazelle.com/2015/08/25/scarface-remake-starring-leonardo-dicaprio-announced-for-2016/

Ex-NFL running back Lawrence Phillips sends terrifying letters from prison: 'This place is a jungle' - http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/06/ex-nfl-running-back-lawrence-phillips-sends-terrifying-letters-from-jail-this-place-is-a-jungle

Lolz - Super Golden Friends - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBkAi-giu-g

Does Donald Trump cheat at golf? A Washington Post investigation.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/does-donald-trump-cheat-at-golf-a-washington-post-investigation/2015/09/02/f8a940b2-50c4-11e5-9812-92d5948a40f8_story.html

For the Philly bros, this is fucking awesome:  http://billypenn.com/2015/09/02/everyone-played-the-spectrum-then-it-closed-meet-the-philly-guy-racing-to-get-their-memories-and-signatures/

Watch Jadakiss and Styles P Introduce Their New Juice Bar, Juices for Life
 http://www.eater.com/2015/9/2/9248159/jadakiss-styles-p-juices-for-life

This lady can really tickle the ivories
http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2015/09/02/turning-phish-into-solo-piano-and-holly-bowlings-devotion-to-a-dream/

Ants react to ringing iPhone - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFX7mRl7xDs

Iman Shumperts daughter getting named Iman?
http://deadspin.com/iman-is-a-fine-name-for-iman-shumperts-daughter-1728311002


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Harbaugh sized poops today

Girl gets ripped through the McDonald's drive thru window violently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg-tbYRbl2U&feature=youtu.be

Laughing baby gets serious - https://vine.co/v/e1drdVvBAuP

NSFW - College has its benetits
http://i.imgur.com/ZAbrV0I.png

Wealth Inequality in America, Perception vs Reality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vttbhl_kDoo

Brazilian woman soccer / futsal player kicks in the neck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5KJlsDsvng&feature=youtu.be

Victory dance gif - http://i.imgur.com/YQM0BsT.gifv

This article about a GF talking her BF into suicide was very depressing
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/08/31/its-now-or-never-texts-reveal-teens-efforts-to-pressure-boyfriend-into-suicide/

the Great One smoking Bjorn Borg, Sugar Ray and Pele - https://twitter.com/GretzkyFacts/status/610523794575196160
Ha, that article made me think of this classic - Find the Asshole: http://deadspin.com/5978007/find-the-asshole-thats-where-that-knuckle-goes-a-young-jim-harbaugh-on-how-to-play-quarterback

I didn't realize that Ray's was so badly managed. http://wtop.com/dc/2015/08/is-it-finally-the-end-for-rays-hell-burger-in-d-c/

Someone Farted On-Air While Taylor Swift Introduced Her "Wildest Dreams" Video - http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/everyone-farts-at-the-vmas#.jrz6VKwxnx

LOLZ - "You tell me, what is the issue?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgu7djuloZs

Twins.com - http://grantland.com/features/the-website-mlb-couldnt-buy/

DC's not alone in the murder pick-up http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/01/us/murder-rates-rising-sharply-in-many-us-cities.html

Superfly Jimmy Snuka finally charged in GFs 1983 death - http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/13558919/former-wrestler-jimmy-superfly-snuka-charged-girlfriend-1983-death



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What did Mickey Mantle ever do for you?

Duck Army (I have not laughed this hard in at least a week!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHc288IPFzk&feature=youtu.be

NSFW - Butt Lips vine compilation
http://youtu.be/bs424nzNiyg

Semi-NSFW - Cookbook for single men (Read the Amazon reviews, they're great!)
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1446129632/ref=mp_s_a_1_18?qid=1440978078&sr=8-18&pi=AC_SX110_SY165_QL70&keywords=fleshlite&dpPl=1&dpID=519k-ozbZBL&ref=plSrch

Lolz -little kid gets rocked with soccer ball
http://i.imgur.com/iFskmZw.gif

Pretty hilarious Bro Fight in the streets of Philly
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/twist-ending-philly-bro-fight-is-the-broiest-bro-fight-1727314724

Semi-NSFW: Miley Cyrus' titty had to say hello at the VMA's
http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/mileys-tittie-says-hello/

New WIll Smith movie about concussions in the NFL
https://amp.twimg.com/v/d9d878c6-2b45-45b9-84d7-d346a76ba248

Keytar Jam - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEBzDjHPLAs&feature=youtu.be

The World's Highest-Paid DJs: Electronic Cash Kings 2015
http://www.forbes.com/sites/zackomalleygreenburg/2015/08/24/the-worlds-highest-paid-djs-electronic-cash-kings-2015/

Hip Hop Alexander Hamilton Musical: https://youtu.be/jaSD7NY3SCo

Iron Maiden and 8 bit videogames:
http://speedoflight.ironmaiden.com/

There's A Good Old Fashion Serial Shitter On The Lose In Portland
http://www.barstoolsports.com/philadelphia/theres-a-good-old-fashion-serial-shitter-on-the-lose-in-portland/

Paul McCartney - Mamunia  (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbZWZoYQ_Qo

Python vs. King Cobra: Reptile Battle In Singapore Captured On Camera
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/cobra-python-fight-singapore_55e4046be4b0c818f61850e4

John Daly Collapses At Tournament, Shows Up Next Day To Play And Smoke Cigs
http://deadspin.com/john-daly-collapses-at-tournament-shows-up-next-day-to-1727710021


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Pre-cum babies have souls too

Queens: The Next Tourist Destination
http://www.nytimes.com/video/nyregion/100000003868165/queens-the-next-tourist-destination.html?smid=pl-share

Nobody Likes RGIII And I Kind Of Feel Bad For Him At This Point
http://deadspin.com/nobody-likes-rgiii-and-i-kind-of-feel-bad-for-him-at-th-1726997744

House where Bob Dylan's Basement tapes were recorded
http://www.vrbo.com/3970069ha

The thing is... i never forgot...
"Kickboxer Is Even Sillier Than You Remember, And Even Better, Too"
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/kickboxer-is-even-sillier-than-you-remember-and-even-b-1724975096

LONG READ: The real life of being a sugar daddy - http://www.gq.com/story/sugar-daddies-explained
and this, http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Splenda+Daddy

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Elephantiasis of the Mind

In 1995, An ESPN Cameraman Captured Fenway Fans Having An Over-The-Jorts Three-Way (UPDATE) - http://deadspin.com/5828487/in-1997-an-espn-cameraman-captured-fenway-fans-having-an-over-the-jorts-three-way

Australian comedian perfectly sums up why other countries think US gun laws are crazy
 http://www.vox.com/2015/3/24/8283199/gun-control-comedy-jefferies

Holy hell NY Daily News, this is too far, Emmet's right, fire everyone.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/new-york-daily-news-cover-shocks-with-graphic-cover-of-murdered-journalists_55de8078e4b029b3f1b19cd2

Lots of rape charges in sports right now, Ray McDonald rape and Ahmad Brooks sexual assault
http://deadspin.com/49ers-lb-ahmad-brooks-charged-with-sexual-battery-ray-1726824466

Derrick Rose being accused of drugging and gang raping with his bros
http://deadspin.com/report-woman-sues-derrick-rose-says-he-drugged-gang-1726827185

Sick Mr Robot supercut, SPOILER alert, dont watch unless youre up to date
http://www.vulture.com/2015/08/mr-robot-supercut-proves-what-you-knew.html?mid=twitter_vulture

I love how the idiots using Ashley Madison were just talking to other men with fake accounts pretending to be women, or just employees at Ashley Madison pretending to be women. So fucking funny. Morons. They were paying for it too which is the craziest/saddest part
http://gizmodo.com/almost-none-of-the-women-in-the-ashley-madison-database-1725558944

I.K Enemkpali Got Catfished By A Guy Under A Blanket Hiding In The Dark
http://deadspin.com/report-i-k-enemkpali-got-catfished-by-a-guy-under-a-bl-1726811697

I didn't realize James Harden was dating Chloe Kardashian (the one who was with Lamar Odom):
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/gossip/la-et-mg-khloe-kardashian-fireworks-james-harden-birthday-20150826-story.html

Pokemon Tournament Attendees Bring Arsenal Of Guns, Posted Intentions To Kill Fellow Gamers - http://crimefeed.com/2015/08/police-thwart-potential-tragedy-pokemon-world-tournament/

This article reminds me of the opening of Temple of Doom: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/08/27/i-played-blackjack-with-the-world-s-best-card-counter.html

HAHAHA, so good! - https://vine.co/v/ejQd0iZdBBU

Serena Williams Looks Back At It, Won't Let Us Live
http://www.buzzfeed.com/sydneyscott/serena-williams-looks-back-at-it-wont-let-us-live#.grR3zKeR5R

Never knew Metallica covered Bob Seger, awesome/depressing video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOibtqWo6z4

Happy Narcos eve
http://www.gq.com/story/pablo-escobar-legacy

Cannibal 'Granny Ripper' Caught On Tape Allegedly Carrying Severed Head Of Her Caretaker In A Pot - http://crimefeed.com/2015/08/cannibal-granny-ripper-captured-tape-carrying-severed-head-pot/



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