Extra Narrow Glory Holes

NSFW - Best lifeguard in the world
http://i.imgur.com/z889Wn8.png

NSFW - Would you just look at these magnificent babylons?! Just look at them!
http://i.imgur.com/faPUk0k.gif

NSFW - I've loved pigtails ever since Pippy Longstocking
http://i.imgur.com/8vbeGDi.jpg

NSFW - Yams out for the world to see
http://i.imgur.com/gIVOQPk.jpg

LOLZ - Tiny monkey being brushed with a toothbrush
http://i.imgur.com/LdiitNh.gif

ISIS demolishes destroys 5000 year old Assyrian/iraqi sculptures in Iraqi museum (assholes)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b78_1424954321

Grateful Dead Able to Fill Only 10% of Reunion Mail Orders
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-02-24/grateful-dead-says-only-10-of-reunion-mail-orders-can-be-filled

LOL sports headlines yesterday:
http://i.imgur.com/XxW5PYL.png

Famous writers and their day jobs - http://laphamsquarterly.org/arts-letters/charts-graphs/day-jobs

Cotton kills... wear wool, polypro, or silk layers instead - http://indefinitelywild.gizmodo.com/why-cotton-kills-a-technical-explanation-1688286083

WWII era VD posters - http://dangerousminds.net/comments/theres_no_medicine_for_regret

ILOVEMAKONNEN - Tuesday: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avFq9errZCk (chill song)

A company you can upload photos too, have them frame and matted and shipped to you, for pretty cheap.
http://deadspin.com/finally-frame-your-favorite-art-photography-hassle-fr-1687945931

Owners of chic pizzeria Roberta's locked in $5.4M legal battle
http://nypost.com/2015/02/27/owners-of-chic-pizzeria-robertas-locked-in-5-4m-legal-battle/

The Vaccine War | TRAILER | FRONTLINE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXgkTMJCiTE&feature=youtu.be

South Korea's online trend: Paying to watch a pretty girl eat
http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/29/world/asia/korea-eating-room/

This song will make you want to wear an Ed Hardy shirt and troll for puss on the boardwalk
AronChupa - I'm an Albatraoz - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bznxx12Ptl0

Jimmy Kimmel went in on the anti vaccine people last night, brilliant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgpfNScEd3M

Leonard Nimoy RIP
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/27/arts/television/leonard-nimoy-spock-of-star-trek-dies-at-83.html

AND TWINNNNSSSSSS
http://bustedcoverage.com/2015/02/26/eugenie-and-beatrice-bouchards-21st-birthday-celebration-photos/#!gallery-1739625-1739644-0

Tiger Woods Only Follows Two People On Instagram. Lindsay Vonn Is One. The Other Is This Mystery Chick. http://www.brobible.com/sports/article/tiger-woods-follows-two-people-on-instagram/

Pittsburgh Pirates Want You To Know That They Do Not Support ISIS
http://deadspin.com/pittsburgh-pirates-want-you-to-know-that-they-do-not-su-1688492224

Man's Penis Gets Stuck Inside Woman -- And Whoops -- She's Married And The Whole Town Saw It Happen http://www.brobible.com/life/article/couple-stuck-together-sex/

Margot Robbie nudes from Wolf of Wall St for the weekend
https://www.google.com/search?q=margot+robbie+wolf+wall+street+naked&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=RJvwVOumOIGmggSpyIDYCA&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1584&bih=789

Meet The Woman Who Sent Her Online Boyfriend $1.4 MILLION Without Ever Meeting Him
http://www.brobible.com/life/article/woman-sent-online-boyfrined-million/

apple watch to replace car keys? I'd be into that
http://www.phillyvoice.com/apple-watch-will-replace-car-keys-cook-says/


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Taylor Swift's Maxi-Pad

NSFW - Double Impact Van Yammage
http://i.imgur.com/XSso2vX.jpg

NSFW - Some tads in bath
http://i.imgur.com/pbZDS3G.jpg

NSFW - a bit o' holiday in the sun, innit?
http://i.imgur.com/cr3WKiq.jpg

LOLZ - if you're stressed out, watch this... better than a lava lamp
http://youtu.be/Cj-79LX6uv0
Gif version: http://i.imgur.com/9xoVKfH.gif

Ravens 'respect' Jamal Lewis' decision to sell Super Bowl ring
http://espn.go.com/blog/baltimore-ravens/post/_/id/17969/ravens-respect-jamal-lewis-decision-to-sell-super-bowl-ring

Better Call Saul mondo boner, mondo boner, mondo boner
http://gfycat.com/MassiveTeemingGourami

Barbara Boxer Delivers The Most Crushing Blow To The GOP Ever
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/02/25/barbara-boxer-slams-republicans/

Slurpy waves of Nantucket
http://www.staywildmagazine.com/news/2015/2/24/the-slurpee-waves-of-nantucket

First full body transplant is two years away, surgeon claims
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/feb/25/first-full-body-transplant-two-years-away-surgeon-claim

Condom maker's shares surge after South Korea legalizes adultery
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/feb/26/condom-makers-shares-surge-after-south-korea-legalises-adultery

Survey shows muscular men are more misogynistic http://video.foxnews.com/v/4078280490001/survey-shows-muscular-men-are-more-misogynistic-/

Hot Sauce Enthusiasts in NYC
http://gothamist.com/2015/02/25/hot_sauce_sommelier.php

Rosenthal and Heyman reporting that Hamilton is in LOVE WITH THE COCO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3Sg

Hamilton facing suspension and discipline from MLB.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2377360-josh-hamilton-meets-with-mlb-officials-regarding-disciplinary-issue

Aaron Hernandez's bar tab from the night of the murder
http://deadspin.com/heres-aaron-hernandezs-bar-tab-from-the-night-of-odin-l-1688189634

Bill Di Blasio champions bloody babydick sucking - http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/25/nyregion/de-blasio-set-to-waive-rule-requiring-consent-form-for-circumcision-ritual.html?_r=0

This guy is being charged with raping one chick...and sodomizing another. Wouldn't that just be two cases of rape? Or was the sodomy consensual, but its still illegal in Kentucky?
http://deadspin.com/louisvilles-chris-jones-charged-with-rape-1688164534

The Conan pranking Cosby story to come out of his hilarious Stern interview yesterday is just great
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/trending/Conan-OBrien-talks-about-the-time-he-pranked-Bill-Cosby-on-Howard-Stern.html

Any Starwood Preferred guests out there, now you can link your account with Uber and earn points
http://blog.uber.com/spg

Nando's Peri-Peri Marks D.C.'s Marijuana Legalization with Free Chicken — at 4:20 p.m. - Eater DC
http://dc.eater.com/2015/2/26/8115511/nandos-peri-peri-marks-d-c-s-pot-legalization-with-4-20-free-chicken

Belfast man convicted of 'belly bounce' assault - BBC News
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-31651411

LLAMA DRAMA IN PHOENIX! 2 Llamas running crazy in the streets! Its mayhem and hilarious
https://vine.co/v/O2Juv5Jd00T

Hernandez had himself a little dance in a parking lot before killing someone
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/aaron-hernandez-just-having-a-little-dance-party-in-the-parking-lot-on-his-way-to-kill-a-man/

Madonna ate shit at a concert recently
https://vine.co/v/O2K2egMTYxz

NJ Sports fan reinstated as a teacher
http://www.redbankgreen.com/2015/02/fair-haven-teacher.html

Guy on Motorcycle is Taken Out by a Bull
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJJ5idRRtqE



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One Fat Tit vs. Two Pancake Tits?

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Meaningful Contact with my Peener

New study: Marijuana may be even safer than previously thought, researchers say
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2015/02/23/marijuana-may-be-even-safer-than-previously-thought-researchers-say/?tid=rssfeed

Don't know what movie to watch? this website is perfect.
http://agoodmovietowatch.com/

This Friday, it is expected that it will officially be legal to possess and grow marijuana in Washington, DC. With that in mind, I've written a primer for everything you might want to know about initiative 71 and legal weed in DC (as well as some other details you probably won't care about). http://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/2wwp8c/this_friday_it_is_expected_that_it_will/

TIL that in China, more than 30 million people live in caves. Also that in the stone age there were only 5 million people on the earth, meaning that there are more cavemen now than there have ever been. http://articles.latimes.com/2012/mar/18/world/la-fg-china-caves-20120318

Musk claims Apple has been offering top car-battery experts a $250,000 signing bonus plus salaries 60 percent higher than what they currently earn for Apple Cars.
http://nypost.com/2015/02/22/apples-titan-car-could-reshape-the-auto-world

website that recommends musical artists that you would like based on three names that you provide. http://www.gnoosic.com/

NSFW - I miss college - http://i.imgur.com/DE0zNlW.jpg
NSFW - I miss college FULL ALBUM - http://imgur.com/a/PDed1

NSFW - Flashing Boobs While Driving
http://i.imgur.com/vT2WkAq.jpg

NSFW - usually stay away from full on porn stars, but this one is quite juicy
http://i.imgur.com/ekUuH4g.jpg

NSFW - This chick gets me so torqued that if she was the IRS i would be begging for an audit...knomsayin dawg???? http://i.imgur.com/SlliloH.gifv

NSFW - I don't know about you, but i'm ready for summer
http://i.imgur.com/33x0fd5.jpg

Quadzilla - http://yahoo.thepostgame.com/blog/training-day/201502/robert-myers-nfl-combine-quadzilla

Lynch seeks 'I'm just here' trademark
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/12371993/marshawn-lynch-seattle-seahawks-files-trademark-super-bowl-media-day-quote

Godzilla hotel in Japan
http://kotaku.com/godzilla-hotel-opening-in-japan-1687662234

this chick is married to Jordan Peele
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_Peretti
and her Brother created Huffington Post and Buzzfeed
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Peretti

ESPN Suspends Keith Olbermann For Penn State Tweets
http://deadspin.com/espn-suspends-keith-olbermann-for-penn-state-tweets-1687751753

This Russian baby's evil laugh may put a giggling curse on you.
http://happyplace.someecards.com/evil-babies/this-russian-babys-evil-laugh-will-make-you-die-from-giggling/

7-11 charcuterie: http://sidedish.dmagazine.com/2015/02/23/look-what-i-made-snow-day-edition-7-eleven-charcuterie/

Puppies play with a Capybara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVPX_bS13ck

Fabrice Fabrice Lolz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxzZpl64yYk

Marshawn making a movie about his life? What the hell is this?
http://deadspin.com/marshawn-lynch-made-a-movie-about-his-life-and-it-looks-1687795206

Cleveland Browns get an EXTREME makeover     /s
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/12374006/cleveland-browns-tweak-helmet-color-unveil-new-dawg-pound-logo



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I took the liberty of milking your cow

27-year-old Seattle man says women fly across the country to be with him because he's a real-life Christian Grey
http://www.businessinsider.com/brayden-olson-real-christian-grey-2015-2#ixzz3SIj6zHnP
Business Insider is becoming a bit of a joke -
Don't bother reading about this douche, see the note below. Sweet journalism.
*Editor's Note: We should mention that Business Insider didn't think it was worth the resources to confirm Olson's whole story, so take this post for what you will. Regardless, Olson's story is certainly an unusual one.

Every bridge in America: http://voluntaryxchange.typepad.com/voluntaryxchange/2015/02/bridges.html

Did you guys know the Louis CK wrote and directed Pootie Tang?
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pootie_Tang

One of the racist Chelsea fans sought after the Paris metro incident is an ex-policeman and director of the World Human Rights Forum
http://news.sky.com/story/1432198/ex-cop-says-sorry-over-chelsea-racism-incident

Police In New York City Make Biggest Heroin Bust Ever And It Is So, So Much Heroin
http://www.brobible.com/life/article/new-york-city-biggest-heroin-bust-ever/

JNCOs return to spread PLUR across the galaxy
http://www.avclub.com/article/jncos-return-spread-plur-across-galaxy-215523

Ambidextrous A's Pitcher Pat Venditte Uses Special Glove on the Mound
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2372030-ambidextrous-as-pitcher-pat-venditte-uses-special-glove-on-the-mound

Making the Ultimate Eggslut Sandwich
http://youtu.be/PQe9hnkCDTQ

NSFW - Tremendous ( o Y o )
http://i.imgur.com/XK9cuIr.jpg

NSFW - Awesome expression on this babe
http://i.imgur.com/tAaBIqh.jpg

NSFW - hot selfie
http://i.imgur.com/8p8HUBV.jpg

L.A. Raiders and L.A. Chargers could be happening:
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/12351492/san-diego-chargers-oakland-raiders-joint-stadium-plan-los-angeles

A big building in Dubai caught fire...and the building's name is The Torch.
http://www.cnn.com/2015/02/20/middleeast/dubai-tower-fire/index.html

This guy absolutely eviscerates Rudi Guliani for his recent comments about Obama. The best part is he uses all of Gulianis actions as evidence. Classic hypocritical politician call out.
http://www.nydailynews.com/opinion/wayne-barrett-rudy-giuliani-love-article-1.2122253

UC Berkeley student charged with sexually assaulting fellow fraternity brother: police
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/uc-berkeley-student-charged-sexual-assault-frat-article-1.2122752

Isis in Libya: Italians poke fun at jihadists' Twitter threat to attack Rome
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/isis-libya-italians-poke-fun-jihadists-twitter-threat-attack-rome-1488767

Is Bill O'Reilly about to go the route of Brian Williams? - http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2015/02/bill-oreilly-brian-williams-falklands-war

It took this man 9 seconds to slip on ice (Lolz)
http://kardashy.tumblr.com/post/111437416038/this-man-fell-for-nine-seconds

A short film with stunning footage of French freediver Guillaume Néry riding fast currents along Tiputa pass.
http://amazyble.com/creativity/ocean-gravity/

Crazy movie - "Hard to be a God" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHXTr0s-yOo&app=desktop

Pit bull + Dachshund = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a7_dJYaryA

Belichick eats like a Gremlin
http://deadspin.com/bill-belichick-eats-like-a-gremlin-1686999907

Afroman is a fucking nut. Tosses dude from stage for not sharing a blunt with him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfWcq73t_xc

Flacco Rap
http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/joe-flacco-is-jumping-into-the-rap-game/

Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief (HBO Documentary Films)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zllYkNu1sl4

SNL cast member Kyle Mooney interviews people on the street about their favorite SNL memories ahead of the 40th anniversary.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXVxDo2iM-I

Local News Anchor Has Thoughts About Lady Gaga's "Jigaboo Music"
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/local-news-anchor-has-thoughts-about-lady-gagas-jigabo-1687433635/+Tom_Ley

LOLKnicks, Iman Shumpert doesn't realize fake names at hotels are supposed to be inconspicuous, not other famous people
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/the-fake-names-the-2012-13-knicks-used-on-road-trips-were-pretty-fitting/

Aziz Ansari wrote a tribute to his friend and Parks n Rec producer Harris Wittels, good moving read.
http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/111613105129

Kids covering Zeppelin songs on their xylophones:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYuOZnAqQCY#t=28

Netanyahu blatantly lying to UN about Iran nuclear ambitions: http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2015/02/leaks-netanyahu-misled-iran-nuclear-programme-guardian-iran-nuclear-speech-2012-150218165622065.html

The Guy Who Plays The Sixers' New Mascot Hates Philly And The Sixers
http://deadspin.com/the-guy-wo-plays-the-sixers-new-mascot-hates-philly-and-1687432768



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From Shelbyville to North Haverbrook!

Muller mocks Ronaldo in Bayern practice - http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2366726-thomas-muller-tries-cristiano-ronaldos-stepovers-in-bayern-munich-training

Big World Cup 2022 news - http://www.si.com/planet-futbol/2015/02/18/world-cup-2022-qatar-winter-mls-cba-fifa-womens-club

Handwriting expert says ARoid writes like a girl
http://nextimpulsesports.com/2015/02/18/handwriting-expert-says-alex-rodriguez-writes-like-girl/

How ISIS recruiters women
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-Ikf94CUAAGeLZ.jpg

NFL Official fired for selling Deflategate footballs
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/league-official-fired-selling-deflategate-footballs/255486

Lolz, girl hockey fan gets ROCKED throught he glass
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/daily-morning-awesomeness-35-photos-39.gif?w=400&h=373

You guys ever use the Wayback Machine? It's pretty bitchin', been regularly capturing websites since1996. Some don't go back super far but its interesting as shit to check out, say, Fox News from November 2008. http://archive.org/web/

Long and interesting read on how French police responded to Charlie Hebdo massacre - https://medium.com/matter/it-s-war-the-real-story-of-how-police-responded-to-the-charlie-hebdo-massacre-84447017f2cd

Apollo Cobra - Motherland (chill song -  might make your nips a wee bit sensitive though)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45W5l3m1tjo

Jimmy Fallon talking about the SNL 40th Special after party is pretty good... the ultimate jam session... so much cocaine probably - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0XleMIKKNg

Grantland's take on the SNL 40 - http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/ready-for-prime-time-the-giddy-brilliant-and-ok-somewhat-bloated-snl-40/

As A National League Favorite, Washington Nationals Tickets Up 99% From 2014
http://www.forbes.com/sites/jesselawrence/2015/02/18/as-a-national-league-favorite-washington-nationals-tickets-up-99-from-2014/

Norm Macdonald: Eddie Murphy Was To Be Cosby In Celebrity Jeopardy!
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/norm-macdonald-eddie-murphy-was-to-be-cosby-in-celebri-1686686768

hahahaha....silly broad....she's passing you on the wrong side (can't pass on right). Also she's a dirty Patriots fan...gross & dumb...also, this is inherently insulting women by implying that they are inferior and that you should feel bad since an inferior being is besting you in some way.... http://i.imgur.com/T1aBwdD.jpg

Website that tells you what episode a Simpsons quote came from
http://www.simpsonquotes.com/

NSFW - Good grief, somebody call the boner police!
http://i.imgur.com/EPiVzQ9l.jpg

NSFW - Great caulking
http://i.imgur.com/shWp9ep.jpg

Microsoft Is The New Google, Google Is The Old Microsoft
http://www.forbes.com/sites/gordonkelly/2015/02/18/microsoft-google-swap/

Best of Groundskeeper Willy
http://imgur.com/gallery/JUEvM

John Jameson's Whiskey Heir Grandson Once Bought A Slave And Watched Her Get Eaten By Cannibals - http://www.brobible.com/life/article/jameson-whisky-grandson-cannibals/ (wtf)

The Drunk Mexican Dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKgKpFipPNE

Police Report: Warren Sapp Said He Paid $600 For Oral Sex, Filmed It http://deadspin.com/police-report-warren-sapp-said-he-paid-600-for-oral-s-1686746212

The Billion Dollar Startup Club
http://graphics.wsj.com/billion-dollar-club/
Check out the company called Palantir (badass):
From Bernie Madoff to Osama bin Laden, Palantir Technologies Inc. has made its name catching the bad guys. The company sells software that performs link analysis; think of it as a high-tech version of the parlor game in which players guess the degree of separation between Kevin Bacon and his Hollywood peers. The input could be anything – phone numbers, bank records, license plate numbers. Palantir analyzes their relationships and presents them in a slick visual format.

Simpsons history tributes http://m.imgur.com/gallery/UbV5O

WalMart to give employees $10 an hour
http://gawker.com/walmart-is-giving-raises-walmart-is-feeling-the-pressu-1686745975

Oh my goodness Candice Swanepol
http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/oh-my-goodness-candice-swanepoel/

Mad Men Final Season Trailer
http://time.com/3715576/mad-men-final-season-trailer/



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The early courtesan gets the worm (wang)

Patriots locker room attendant tried to put unapproved ball into AFC final
http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/12340408/new-england-patriots-employee-gave-unapproved-ball-official-lines-reports

Afroman loses his shit... THIS IS AMAZING! -- http://i.imgur.com/T9UlKR9.gif LOLZ!!!!!!
http://www.tmz.com/2015/02/17/afroman-arrested-punches-fan-on-stage/
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liJ-zVfHvs8

join the Krispy Kreme Klub...?
http://gawker.com/krispy-kreme-apologizes-for-unkool-kkk-wednesdays-pro-1686425854

Uptight cunt being an uptight cunt (first story)
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/dear_prudence/2015/02/dear_prudence_my_husband_s_friend_drew_a_penis_on_our_wedding_guestbook.html

NSFW - Such a smooth, juicy butt
http://i.imgur.com/DAnZ4Gv.jpg

NSFW - a glorious on/off that will make you wanna file your taxes...AGAIN
http://i.imgur.com/ksgcel7.jpg

NSFW - Just a routine night out with the girls
http://i.imgur.com/NZsF9ha.jpg

Bernie Sanders: "In terms of income as opposed to wealth, almost all of the new income generated in recent years has gone to the top 1 percent. In fact, the latest information that we have shows that in recent years, over 99 percent of all new income..."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/fact-checker/wp/2015/02/17/bernie-sanders-claim-that-99-percent-of-new-income-is-going-to-top-1-percent-of-americans/

Lolz, in an alternate universe
http://i.imgur.com/FiY3V6p.gifv

A neat site that helps you visualize algorithms and data structures - http://visualgo.net/

This is most likely not real... NSFW .... Aaron Rodgers snapchats Olivia Munn sucking his D?
http://terezowens.com/aaron-rodgers-sent-nude-pic-of-his-girlfriend-on-snapchat/

Vermont Could Be Next State To Legalize Recreational Marijuana
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/17/vermont-marijuana-legalization_n_6662426.html

Europeans lose their tolerance card. Buncha racist, anti-semetic, anti-muslim dickheads and they have been for centuries. Soccer brings it to the surface. http://nypost.com/2015/02/18/racist-chelsea-fans-shove-commuter-in-disturbing-video/ Could you imagine if something like that happened on the subway in NYC or DC after an NFL game?

Indonesian mayor raids hotels on Valentines Day looking for unmarried couples http://thejakartaglobe.beritasatu.com/news/lovers-beware-dozens-detained-nasty-thing-valentines-day/

Aggressive laziness, but have to respect it
http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/super-page/i-like-the-cut-of-this-kids-jib/

Jameis Winston doesn't mess around when it comes to Tinder, crushing it on 2 phones at once
https://vine.co/v/OxvHF2eYWbm

City life in a fantasy world that will never happen  (low cost of living)
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/111291429791/the-best-lifestyle-might-be-the-cheapest-too

NFL concept helmets  - http://imgur.com/a/QaZHX

This was blasted once the other day but after reading this article (it's rather long and dense) and hearing about it on a lot of news outlets, this really is a must read for all interested on understanding ISIS. Definitely worth your time.
http://www.theatlantic.com/features/archive/2015/02/what-isis-really-wants/384980/

Joe Biden whispers, women melt
http://i.imgur.com/e5wOlms.jpg
and this: http://nypost.com/2015/02/17/joe-biden-caught-snuggling-with-defense-chiefs-wife/

Michigan School Features Dorm Rooms at Baseball Stadium
http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/2368772-michigan-school-features-dorm-rooms-at-baseball-stadium

Gawker just throwing Kevin Spacy gay rumors out there
http://defamer.gawker.com/three-more-gay-rumors-we-ve-heard-about-kevin-spacey-1686287287



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Tear my life into pieces, this is my last resort

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Hot Dongles

Ghetto hikes - http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/84463123/

12 ways women unknowingly sabotage their success
http://www.businessinsider.com/ways-women-sabotage-their-success-2015-2
(tl;dr - women diddle themselves at work too much, most of the time with the heel portion of their high-heel shoes)

Putin welcomed to Egypt with horribly mangled version of the Russian National anthem. If you watch closely, you can actually pinpoint the moment his heart rips in half. - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IifStkAsemU

NSFW - Californication Girls: A Nearly Exhaustive Album Off The Women in Californication
http://imgur.com/a/TkbNZ

NSFW - Cute babe revealing one of her awesome boobs
http://i.imgur.com/OYK0yYW.jpg

NSFW - bae with a world of regret behind that smile (aww)
http://i.imgur.com/OlJma7z.jpg

Costco dumps AmEx in major shift in credit card industry
http://www.bizjournals.com/bizjournals/news/2015/02/13/up-to-speed-american-express-dumped-by-costco-a.html

How To Find Waldo, Every Time
http://kotaku.com/how-to-find-waldo-every-time-1685529896

ODESZA - Hey Now (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBKSuTEWB1s

Listen to Steve Earle's New Song 'The Tennessee Kid'
http://www.vice.com/read/listen-to-steve-earles-new-song-the-tennessee-kid060

The plot to kill the slam dunk - https://sports.vice.com/article/the-plot-to-kill-the-slam-dunk

Two members of the Ukrainian parliament were involved in a physical altercation in the halls of the Ukrainian parliament
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkh9Va8FD7E

Leon Bridges, Coming Home (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0hXaQvwIgw

"Me and My Girls" by David Carr
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/20/magazine/20Carr-t.html?adxnnl=1&adxnnlx=1423843415-oISk8YRzBeDjhRfx5f4q4Q

Where There Are More Single Men Than Women
http://www.citylab.com/housing/2015/02/where-in-the-us-are-there-more-single-men-than-women/385369/

Home Tesla batteries can get you off the grid one day: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-switch/wp/2015/02/12/this-new-tesla-battery-will-power-your-home-and-maybe-the-electric-grid-too/

NSFW, guy takes pants off on beach at Goa Trance party "Full Moonin' Party!"
http://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152941828173889



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CEO of MyCrotch wants to Hostile Takeover UrButt, Inc.

Kuroma - 20+Centuries (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYXs4l2dHGQ

"Let me love you!"
http://imgur.com/gallery/H2STmEC

Cat getting a treat
http://imgur.com/gallery/Duqccay

Shhhh......u roll with the big boys now
http://imgur.com/gallery/ZkGha3K

Eggs are back, baby!
http://healthblog.dallasnews.com/2015/02/egg-citing-news-for-people-who-love-eggs.html/  and  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/10/federal-dietary-guidelines_n_6657388.html

Drake tries to bang Paul Pierce
http://www.csnwashington.com/basketball-washington-wizards/talk/drake-grabs-paul-pierces-arm-inbounds-play

damn... another good one off the market...
Amanda Knox engaged to Brooklyn musician
http://nypost.com/2015/02/12/amanda-knox-engaged-to-brooklyn-musician/

Grower's Case Rivets Investors Seeking Pot of Gold
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-02-11/pot-grower-s-case-rivets-investors-eyeing-market-worth-billions

RIP Bob Simon
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/cbs-news-correspondent-bob-simon-1941-2015/

Ski by a mountain lion
http://i.imgur.com/mQRuqx9.gif

Classic movie posters improved by using clip art and Comic Sans
http://www.avclub.com/article/classic-movie-posters-improved-using-clip-art-and--215157

Rolling Stone ranks the 141 SNL Characters of all time
http://www.rollingstone.com/tv/lists/saturday-night-live-all-141-cast-members-ranked-20150211

Family Feud LOLZ!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZmDdo8K-7o

well...this will make you angry...
http://www.businessinsider.com/how-a-23-year-old-makes-500000-a-year-tweeting-random-facts-2015-2

TJ Miller hosted TechCrunch this year and offended people - http://www.theverge.com/2015/2/9/8004101/sexism-and-consequences-at-techcrunch-s-annual-award-show
"Within the span of a few minutes, Miller called a woman a bitch three times and casually threw out a racist remark."

CoeLux develops new artificial skylight that is indistinguishable from the sun itself - http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2015/02/artificial-sunlight-system/

Colorado marijuana revenue didn't surpass expectations, in fact, it didn't even meet expectations so sad... - http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/02/12/colorado-s-pot-revenue-goes-up-in-smoke.html


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500th BroBlast Today! (since we started keeping track)

-- A message from BroBlast's Chief Operating Office, Stephen J. --

Bros,

We switched to a Google Analytics tracking system last July 2014. The original tracker on the Blogger platform is unreliable unfortunately and does not filter out bots that rack up fake page views. For what it's worth though, there have been 42,694 page views for these 500 posts. The first post to the website was 4/2/2012, so that's an average of nearly 1,300 page views a month.

The new Google Analytics data shows 7,468 page views from 3,254 unique viewers over the past seven months (July 2014-January 2015). Page views are trending upwards, getting up to nearly 1,200 in January.  Page views have been coming in from all over the world, with US, Germany, UK, Canada, and Russia rounding out the top 5. 

The reach of the BroBlast is ever expanding, thanks to all of you. Keep spreading the word, follow us on Twitter, and keep sending in those links and NSFW's to your BroBlast Commissioner.

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Jon Stewart is done. What a great run for a show.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/style-blog/wp/2015/02/10/jon-stewart-leaving-the-daily-show-this-year/?hpid=z1

Father Allegedly Beat Man To Death After Catching Him Filming His Daughter
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/father-allegedly-beat-man-death-filming-daughter/931933/

Northern Lights: Do the Scandinavians really have it all figured out?
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/02/16/northern-lights-4

Half her "monthly costs" are because she's a dumb broad... GTFO...
http://www.businessinsider.com/how-using-uber-and-lyft-saves-me-money-2015-2?IR=T

Pro tip: Melting snow on roofs of homes is often a dead giveaway for indoor cannabis farms.
https://twitter.com/nycjim/status/565492207314935808
(Meh...what if you have a home Bikram yoga studio?)

Arcade Basketball Thug Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9H421uJcYg

 Three Muslim youths were executed by a redneck North Carolinian yesterday. It was trending last night and it'll be interesting to see how the media reacts over the next few days - http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2015/02/students-murdered-university-north-carolina-campus-150211093231033.html

Coen brothers tv commercials - http://www.openculture.com/2015/02/watch-the-coen-brothers-tv-commercials.html

LeBron James is Producing the First Ever NBA Fashion Show
http://www.gq.com/style/blogs/the-gq-eye/2015/02/lebron-james-is-hosting-the-first-ever-nba-fashion-show.html

Panda Express Thug Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1-7eQ9uXNM

This 50 Shades of Buscemi trailer has me LOL'ing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnGX4FuIK60

Australia's oldest man likes to knit mini sweaters for injured penguins
http://mashable.com/2015/02/10/australias-oldest-man-penguins/

Italian Yacht Captain sentenced to 16 years in prison for being a horrible Captain
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-31430998

88-Year-Old Has to Be Stopped from Charging the Mound at Rockies Fantasy Camp
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2361358-88-year-old-has-to-be-stopped-from-charging-the-mound-at-rockies-fantasy-camp

NSFW - ScarJo nudie gifs from her new movie
http://imgur.com/a/cjc9Y

Nice Open Letter from a teacher to the Governor Walker (Wisconsin)
https://marquetteeducator.wordpress.com/2015/02/09/an-open-letter-to-governor-walker/

This Genius Toast Trick Will Up Your Sandwich Game By A Million
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/11/genius-toast-trick_n_6651988.html

Classic bros and their drink of choice: http://www.esquire.com/food-drink/g1527/historic-men-drinks/?thumbnails

Some PHISH news
http://www.jambase.com/Articles/124019/Phish-To-Return-To-Road-Week-After-Fare-Thee-Well-Chicago-Shows

There's a 67% chance that someone will win the powerball tonight... but it wont be you or anyone you know - http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/powerball-lottery-jackpot-february-11/

 50 shades of Gary Del-Abonte: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAYrM1zYNCU

You guys remember that pole-vaulting smoke-show from a few years ago? She's back, with GoPro - http://digg.com/video/gopro-pole-vaulting-with-allison-stokke

A Chat with Malcolm Brenner, Man Famous for Having Sex with a Dolphin
http://jezebel.com/a-chat-with-malcolm-brenner-man-famous-for-having-sex-1685059436

Abandoned limestone mine is now a huge underground bike park - http://digg.com/video/mega-cavern-bike-park




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You can fart, but you can't wipe

NSFW Audio only - Straight Outta Compton - Red Band Trailer with Introduction from Dr. Dre and Ice Cube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrlLcb7zYmw

QUESTION: What small websites do more people need to be aware of?
ANSWER:
* http://www.CamelCamelCamel.com : You can submit any amazon url here, and it will show you a price history of the item. Great tool to know if you're actually getting a deal or not.

* http://www.TeamFrugal.com : Lots of good resources here to save money, and to find cheap products that are just as good/better than their expensive competitors.

* http://www.AGoodMovieToWatch.com : The title speaks for itself.

* http://Rasterbator.net/ Make your own poster. Kind of old, but I find a lot of people don't know about it.

* http://www.ChildsOwn.com : A site that will take a drawing from a child and turn it into a stuffed toy.

* http://www.shorpy.com : Has old photographs that are very large and in good quality.

* http://www.threadnerds.com : An awesome place for nerdy shirts I got a heavy breathing cat shirt from here.

* http://www.FillerDeals.com : Like Thisiswhyimbroke, but everything is under $15



Ex-IMF chief Strauss-Kahn: I didn't know there were prostitutes at sex parties
http://www.cnn.com/2015/02/10/europe/france-strauss-kahn-trial/index.html

J.D. McPherson - North Side Gal (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZGn4LncY0g

US ISIS hostage confirmed dead
http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomnamako/isis-hostage-kayla-jean-mueller-confirmed-dead

Cambodia deports US sisters convicted of taking naked photos in temple
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/feb/08/cambodia-deports-us-sisters-convicted-of-taking-naked-photos-in-temple

Charles Manson's fiancée wanted to marry him for his corpse
http://nypost.com/2015/02/08/charles-mansons-fiancee-wanted-to-marry-him-for-his-corpse-source

A Doctor Was Caught Having Sex With Patients To Show Them The G-Spot
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/doctor-helped-women-find-g-spot-stripped-of-license/930917/

The Debate Over Running While High: For Ultramarathon Runners, Marijuana Has Enormous Benefits—But Is It Ethical?
http://www.wsj.com/articles/the-debate-over-running-while-high-1423500590?mod=e2fb

Inmate 'Bulldog' rawdogs Four Prison Guards, Impregnates Them All
http://www.brobible.com/life/article/baltimore-inmate-scandal-tavon-white-bulldog-guards-sex-gangs/

Google reveals smaller version of its robo-dog that can walk, trot and climb up steps - even when KICKED
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2946682/Here-Spot-Google-reveals-smaller-version-robo-dog-walk-trot-climb-steps-KICKED.html
(SkyNet...)

There's a viper that has a fake spider on the end of it's tail to luuuure in prey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqI-q1s6U6k
It's indigenous only to Iran's deserts

Looks like some guy from Jeb Bush's PAC decided it was a good idea to release all the emails he received from his governorship of Florida... but they forgot to take out all the SSNs, phone numbers, and addresses of the people writing to the governor.... oh Jeb... - http://www.theverge.com/2015/2/10/8013531/jeb-bush-florida-email-dump-privacy

Your lifetime earnings are probably determined in your 20s... sorry guys - http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2015/02/10/your-lifetime-earnings-are-probably-determined-in-your-twenties/

Skydivers just barely miss colliding with airplane
http://www.dailydot.com/lol/skydiver-airplane-near-miss/

A glimpse into the twisted mind of a woman... "What I imagine my boyfriend's ex-gfs are doing right now." - http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/imagine-boyfriends-ex-girlfriends-right-now


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Pizza Parties for Grown-Ass Men

Janitor bequeaths millions to library, hospital
http://www.cnbc.com/id/102404530

Gold bars found in lockers at Indian school
http://www.cnbc.com/id/102391229

useful websites you didn't know existed
http://imgur.com/gallery/99Hdx

Tears In Heaven (Mi Ka Remix) ---- Eric Clapton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-21cRkuB-8&feature=youtu.be

BEACH HOUSE - "MYTH"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuvWc3ToDHg&feature=youtu.be

A Tear-Inducing Chinese MetLife Commercial About A Little Girl And Her Lying Dad
http://digg.com/video/a-tear-inducing-chinese-metlife-commercial-about-a-little-girl-and-her-lying-dad

The Foolish, Historically Illiterate, Incredible Response to Obama's Prayer Breakfast Speech
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2015/02/the-foolish-historically-illiterate-incredible-response-to-obamas-prayer-breakfast-speech/385246/

Massive Jailbreak In Brazil After Sexy Women Dressed As Cops Show Up And Demand An Orgy
http://www.brobible.com/life/article/sexy-police-women-brazil-jailbreak-orgy/

Reggie bush also a rapist? (Darren sharper case)
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/02/06/reggie-bush-implicated-in-spiking-drinks/

Celebrity Secrets...always a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqoaNy_QUN4

Man eats cocaine in brother's butt, dies
http://www.wyff4.com/national/Man-eats-cocaine-in-brother-s-butt-dies/6269946

Nazi Chipotle
http://www.mediaite.com/online/chipotle-apologizes-after-hacked-twitter-account-spews-nazi-garbage/

Stream of Foreign Wealth Flows to Elite New York Real Estate
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/08/nyregion/stream-of-foreign-wealth-flows-to-time-warner-condos.html
Here is part 2.
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/09/nyregion/jho-low-young-malaysian-has-an-appetite-for-new-york.html

Just a great closing line to a film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXhKzY0BKwY

Michael Bradley Scores Directly From A Corner Kick
http://screamer.deadspin.com/michael-bradley-scores-directly-from-a-corner-kick-1684551543

NSFW Audio - scene from GoT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAiPkWuukdI

Philadelphia councilmen Jim Kenney proposes that weed (once legalized) be sold in state stores.
http://www.phillymag.com/news/2015/02/08/the-best-thing-that-happened-this-week-jim-kenney-pot-state-stores/

John Oliver returns with a devastating message about pharmaceutical companies
http://www.vox.com/2015/2/9/8003943/john-oliver-pharmaceutical-companies

Tinder for Stoners: High There: dating app hailed as the 'Tinder of weed'
http://www.theguardian.com/media/mediamonkeyblog/2015/feb/09/high-there-dating-app-tinder-weed-marijuana-cannabis

Bryce Harper hits Gold Ball 340 yards Happy Gilmore style
http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2015/02/09/bryce-harper-happy-gilmores-golf-ball-340-yards-video/

If you are going to beat your girlfriend and get suspended from the NFL, make sure your team still pays you $13 million so that you can pay her off and "clear" your name...
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/12300188/charges-vs-greg-hardy-carolina-panthers-tossed

This is a kind of interesting article about two guys who completely fuck a crowd-sourcing problem put out by DARPA. Demonstrating how easy it is to turn crowd sourced solutions into total cluster fucks.
https://medium.com/backchannel/how-a-lone-hacker-shredded-the-myth-of-crowdsourcing-d9d0534f1731
In reality, it was just Adam and his fast fingers, gleefully routing the hard-working crowd "for the lulz," he admits.

Not in front of the telly: Warning over 'listening' TV
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-31296188

Danny Devito Lolz
http://i.imgur.com/bFAwh2z.jpg

The pitiful little piggy born with terrible deformities including 'a face like a human's': Animal dies days after birth… but collectors desperately bid for its remains
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2946029/The-pitiful-little-piggy-born-terrible-deformities-including-face-like-humans.html

Parrot From a Broken Home Can't Stop Reenacting the Divorce
http://newsfeed.gawker.com/parrot-from-a-broken-home-cant-stop-reenacting-the-divo-1684684187



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Brian Williams Beats Orphans for Fun

This Guy Trying To Squeeze In On Tiger's Golf Cart To The Clubhouse Might Be The Biggest Savage I've Ever Seen http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/super-page/this-guy-trying-to-squeeze-in-on-tigers-golf-cart-to-the-clubhouse-might-be-the-biggest-savage-ive-ever-seen/

Semi-NSFW Plus sized model from SI Swimsuit edition
http://instagram.com/robynlawley1/ and Ashley Graham: http://instagram.com/theashleygraham

NSFW - Like superman with tiddies
http://i.imgur.com/GRRVzny.gif

NSFW - Olivia Wilde nips
http://i.imgur.com/1uGfcxU.jpg

NSFW - AMAZING YAM DROP
http://gfycat.com/FeistyGleefulAmberpenshell

NSWF - Hot babes
http://imgur.com/a/QfOGG

NSFW - Keeping it real, keeping it hot
http://i.imgur.com/Minhuwt.jpg

2014 investing in #'s
https://openfolio.com/target-date/jan-2015/

Good article on the proposed Trans Pacific Partnership: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/05/obama-worker-rights_n_6615974.html

This is ridic. Crazy Russian Politician orders aide to violently rape a pregnant journalist during a press conference. http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/04/21/russian-politician-orders-aide-to-violently-rape-pregnant-journalist-on-live-tv/

JLaw does a lil nip out for Vogue photo shoot, semi NSFW
http://photos.vanityfair.com/2015/02/04/54d243fae7bcf2ae153958ab_jennifer-lawrence-spotlight-patrick-demarchelier-vf.jpg

Chris Paul criticizes NBA ref Lauren Holtkamp: 'This might not be for her'
http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2015/2/6/7990545/chris-paul-on-nba-ref-lauren-holtkamp-this-might-not-be-for-her
(women refs in the NBA is absolutely ridiculous!)

Why some illicit drugs are becoming purer
http://www.economist.com/blogs/economist-explains/2015/02/economist-explains-4?fsrc=scn/tw/te/ee/vi/whysomeillicitdrugsarebecomingpurer

For four decades, other gamblers have tried to be Billy Walters while investigators have tried to bring him down. And for four decades, the world's most successful sports bettor has outrun them all.
http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/12280555/how-billy-walters-became-sports-most-successful-controversial-bettor

Man too busy texting to notice a whale?
http://www.cnet.com/news/man-too-busy-texting-to-notice-rare-whale/

Conrad Hilton III's 10-hour in-flight meltdown, as told by the FBI and Conrad Hilton
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/02/04/conrad-hilton-iiis-10-hour-in-flight-meltdown-as-told-by-the-fbi-and-conrad-hilton/
After turning himself in, the 20-year-old, very wealthy man-child appeared in court Tuesday, accused of threatening the flight crew, smoking aboard the plane, making children cry with his profanity-laced tirades and calling everyone who dared be annoyed by his antics "peasants."

Jimmy Kimmel's this week in unnecessary censorship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iWxvA_Nsx8

Kim Kardashion NSFW naked magazine shoot
http://imgur.com/a/VfG9M

Hannibal Buress on His Favorite Comedians, Colors and Coffeehouse  http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2015/02/05/hannibal-buress-favorite-comedians-inspiration-interview

Jones Big Ass truck rentals & storage - Harmonizator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoLS9We9hl4

Tano Pasman - Harmonizator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1eKfixa7dA

Owl attacks joggers and steals their hats
http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/feb/06/owl-attacks-joggers-and-steals-their-hats

Many Americans reject evolution, deny climate change and find GM food unsafe, survey finds
http://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/jan/29/evolution-gm-food-climate-change-us-survey

Looks like Brian Williams has been lying his entire career and he might be kicked off the nightly news... http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2015/02/06/brian-williams-katrina-coverage-in-question/22980005/



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Real Vinegary Cooters down South

For all you dads out there, Longboardstroller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4waF47dRcU#t=14

NSFW - Blue shorts on/off
http://i.imgur.com/dtp6ULx.jpg

NSFW - Spin o Sex LOLZ
http://i.imgur.com/spdalXf.gifv

Psh...women... She thinks she can create forcefields using energy channeling
http://i.imgur.com/KxmYhpu.gifv

Citizen Cope  - Nite Becomes day (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCk0QA3AWmY

This song is pretty ridiculous, and how is the opening riff not copying La Bamba?
John Fogerty - Centerfield: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04KQydlJ-qc

New Poltergeist - https://twitter.com/Poltergeist/status/562728168088690688/photo/1

Brian Williams BS
http://www.nj.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2015/02/brian_williams_recants_iraq_story_helicopter_misre.html#incart_river

All breakfast sandwich restaurant to open in NYC - http://www.grubstreet.com/2015/02/bec-breakfast-sandwich-restaurant.html

Good article in the Times about the Metro North crash.  Insanity.
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/05/nyregion/on-metro-north-train-in-crash-a-jolt-then-chaos.html?smid=tw-share&_r=0

college football playoff games will be played on New Years Eve next year:
http://deadspin.com/the-college-football-playoff-will-not-move-next-seasons-1683992613

Check out this sick shit, MMA gal's ear explodes - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlIWeTSJgFM

Robert Mugabe fell over, tried to hide it and ended up becoming a meme
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2015/02/05/robert-mugabe-fell-over-tried-to-hide-it-and-ended-up-becoming-a-meme/

A Montgomery County jury has found a Gaithersburg man, known for picking up his male victims through games of beer pong, guilty of eight sex offense charges.
http://wtop.com/montgomery-county/2015/02/man-trolled-bars-male-victims-found-guilty-sex-attacks/
This is what the guy looks like: http://media.nbcwashington.com/images/1200*675/joey-poindexter.jpg and http://media2.abc2news.com//photo/2013/11/12/Man_accused_of_targeting_heterosexual_me_1087470000_20131112231327_320_240.JPG



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Fun Fact: Mr. T wears Pube Jewelery

Every 90's Commercial Ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Hoz2ZHYZM

Lady loses her SHIT at McDonald's, flips out big time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJgVgYo9l_U

NSFW - Hanging out at the book store
http://imgur.com/J1YTDoz.jpg

NSFW - Just having a drink
http://i.imgur.com/da29ZRC.jpg

NSFW - Super hot indian babe
http://i.imgur.com/iPzuRJ3.jpg

Richard "Magic Dick" Salwitz (born May 13, 1945) is an American musician, and the harmonica player for The J. Geils Band. In addition to the harmonica, Salwitz plays the trumpet (the first instrument he learned) and saxophone. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Dick

Elliphant - Down On Life (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrolhm3CES0

Massive Murder-Death-Kills on Metro North
 http://abcnews.go.com/US/multiple-injuries-reported-metro-north-train-strikes-cars/story?id=28704215

Another Plane down for TranAsia - seconds before the crash: https://twitter.com/PzFeed/status/562826027559579652/photo/1
Dashcam video of the plane going down.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MMzCwzXMQY&feature=youtu.be

Even crazier footage (dashcam) of the Transasia crash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fWhYJNZt08&feature=youtu.be

Jordan doesn't mess around, executes 2 Al Qaeda militants after pilot burned alive
http://www.wsj.com/articles/jordan-executes-two-prisoners-after-islamic-state-kills-pilot-1423021741?mod=e2tw

National Super Bowl sex sting leads to 570 arrests, including 20 suspected 'johns' in Denver
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/national-super-bowl-sex-sting-leads-to-570-arrests-including-20-suspected-johns-in-denver

Obscure record by an obscure record holder:
http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-year-ron-hunt-got-hit-by-50-pitches/

Brooklyn Man Takes Big Ol' Dump Outside Supermarket
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/brooklyn-man-takes-big-ol-dump-outside-supermarket-1683718372

Gronk's Sloppily Chugging Beer At The Super Bowl Parade
 http://deadspin.com/gronks-sloppily-chugging-beer-at-the-super-bowl-parade-1683756725

New allegations of Saudi involvement in 9/11
http://www.cnn.com/2015/02/03/politics/9-11-attacks-saudi-arabia-involvement/

You can buy that Super Bowl shark costume online now
http://www.avclub.com/article/you-can-buy-super-bowl-shark-costume-online-now-214785




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Pre-Work Faps: Sometimes a Necessity

Uber Opening Robotics Research Facility In Pittsburgh To Build Self-Driving Cars
http://techcrunch.com/2015/02/02/uber-opening-robotics-research-facility-in-pittsburgh-to-build-self-driving-cars/

Gentle Mystics - 'Hark' (Official)
Chill song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB0oib6YcwY

Bill Frisell - Strawberry fields forever - chill song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSUwC8hWj8o

Expand your mind - chill song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Idbgkxyyl0#t=176

If you want to slow jam your way into some girls panties: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONIJXHvoynw (chill song)


Brobdingnagian
\brob-ding-NAG-ee-uhn\
adjective
1. of huge size; gigantic; tremendous.
noun
1. an inhabitant of Brobdingnag.
Quotes
I wish she'd call back now, because I'd like to share with her the last of my dreams, in which the new College of Technical Careers building has turned out to be yet another replica of my own house, like Julie's, this one on a Brobdingnagian scale.
-- Richard Russo, Straight Man, 1997
Origin
Brobdingnagian entered English in the mid-1700s by way of Jonathan Swift's novel Gulliver's Travels, in which Brobdingnag is the name of a region where everything is of enormous size.


I guess Capote wrote this for her before he died: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/04/books/harper-lee-author-of-to-kill-a-mockingbird-is-to-publish-a-new-novel.html

Spiderman Lolz
http://25.media.tumblr.com/340ec346f59cb296f0351da49e6391c0/tumblr_mv9x3oPHQ01sms2olo1_500.png

Batman Lolz
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYfYUd0CYAA5YtN.jpg

Bad News for Jordanian Pilot
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/jordanian-pilot-reportedly-burned-death-new-isis-video-article-1.2101691

The Mountain from GOT, breaks a 1,000 year old strength record
http://www.avclub.com/article/mountain-game-thrones-broke-thousand-year-old-stre-214698

This guy walks 21 miles to and from work, and now people are sending him tons of money
http://www.businessinsider.com/this-guy-walks-21-miles-to-work-everyday-and-now-people-are-sending-him-tons-of-money-2015-2

Republican senator says restaurants should be able to opt-out of mandatory handwashing
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/02/03/1362005/-Republican-senator-says-restaurants-should-be-able-to-opt-out-of-mandatory-handwashing?detail=twitter#

This Bro's Friends Forced Him To Live An Entire Day As Rambo In 'First Blood' For The Best Bachelor Party Ever - http://www.brobible.com/life/article/rambo-day/
(This is long, but FUCKING AMAZING)

'The Jay-Z Story' Might Be The Funniest SNL Skit Of The Year
http://www.brobible.com/entertainment/article/jay-z-story-snl/

Lolz - Mountain that Rides - http://i.imgur.com/5kqCGGO.jpg

Man Brings Lunch From Home To Cut Down On Small Joys
http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-brings-lunch-from-home-to-cut-down-on-small-jo,37912/

Delicate Little Man Kept Awake All Night By Having Coffee After Four O'Clock
http://www.theonion.com/articles/delicate-little-man-kept-awake-all-night-by-having,37312/



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