Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Hans Moleman's D

THIS is how you rollerblade in 2015, lolz
http://i.imgur.com/1ALkAky.gif

Hot Air Balloon Lolz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ewxRhKQT_M

This old Onion article they reposted is great:
http://www.theonion.com/article/donald-trump-stares-forlornly-at-tiny-aged-penis-i-28589 Ha, that article is from 2012 but its the 3rd most popular article on the Onion right now. That CLOWN has been a joke since we were kids. As far back as I can remember, the comedy shows have been making fun of him- late night talk shows, SNL, In Living Color, etc. It was the best when mah man Barry got in on the action https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8TwRmX6zs4

NSFW - Yams + Pool = Goo!
http://33.media.tumblr.com/bd01a484cfa9b377250e6df8849a73c5/tumblr_nqeyjeZu1c1tikcbao1_500.gif

NSFW - See Bae at club, See Bae in your room
http://i.imgur.com/KTEpgBs.jpg

They just showed this joint-making machine on national television in Austria
http://gfycat.com/BrownBlaringGnu

LOLZ - Ted Part 9: The Golden Years
http://i.imgur.com/NgTirA9.jpg

A Stanford grad built a more advanced Instagram, and it racked up 250,000 downloads in its first 36 hours
http://www.businessinsider.com/polarr-app-is-photoshop-for-phones-2015-6

Uber is reportedly losing boatloads of money
http://www.businessinsider.com/uber-reportedly-operating-at-a-470-million-loss-2015-6

Not new or anything, but i love this Key & Peele Skit:
Uncensored - Key & Peele - Mattress Shopping - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl_eJ-zdLrA

Marshawn Lynch jumps into a pool full of skittles http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/6/29/8866577/marshawn-lynch-grabs-crotch-conan-skittles-seattle-seahawks-beast-mode

How did this Fruit Ninja not see that coming? - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upb1XMwKTSI

Jimmy Kimmel asks kids about same sex marriage -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiFDY6N33aw

20 Great Walks Around Washington, DC: City scenes, wetland paths, rocky trails—Washington has plenty of opportunities for you to stretch your legs. - http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/getaways/great-walks/20-great-walks-around-washington-dc.php

This dude is RUTHLESS...
https://twitter.com/NJD107/status/615960454255525888

I am Chris Farley Trailer, documentary comes out July 31  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aofacg_Gy0E

No rules in Australian Football...
http://gfycat.com/PerfumedAjarHorsemouse




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Good Luck & Congratulations

CNN editor in London spots ISIS flag at pride parade and notifies parade organizers and the police... shhh... don't tell her the letters are all dildos and butt plugs, she can't read arabic. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y6qTLf0AI4

Japanese bathrooms really are better - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6hqHq7MLsc

Kpop stars in 3D
Open this simple youtube link in Chrome or Android, and WHAT?! YOU CAN MOVE AROUND LIKE YOU'RE IN GOOGLE MAPS DURING THE VIDEO!  (aka YouTube's new 360 degree playback feature)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujYyE0lfSUk&feature=youtu.be&t=3s

400-Pound Bear Crashes Lehigh University Party, Petrifies Students, Brings No Beer, Gets Tranqued - http://www.brobible.com/college/article/bear-crashes-lehigh-university-party/

 this what the Indian girl from the Harry Potter movies looks like now
https://twitter.com/afshan_azad

Man falls on testicles, hilarity ensues
https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CIrSwx7XAAAWUQq.mp4

How to clear out space on your iPhone fast.
http://www.businessinsider.com/clear-out-iphone-storage-space-2015-6

Sick shots of a great white from a paddle board in California
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvvTs7oh6Ow

History of Confederate Flag - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULBCuHIpNgU

Remember When 39-Year-Old Jerry Seinfeld Dated a 17-Year-Old?
http://defamer.gawker.com/remember-when-38-year-old-jerry-seinfeld-dated-a-17-yea-1714153938

Facebook Is Probably Tracking All Those Rainbow Profile Pictures
http://gizmodo.com/facebook-is-probably-tracking-all-those-rainbow-profile-1714635163

Over 1,000 People Got Sick In France's Version Of 'Tough Mudder' Because The Mud Was Actually Poop (again) - http://www.brobible.com/life/article/1000-sick-mud-run-was-poop/

David Sweat, former escaped prisoner, starts talking, revealing plans
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/david-sweat-former-escaped-prisoner-starts-talking-revealing-plans/

No one wants Nene:
http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/06/29/report-wizards-would-love-to-trade-nene-but-there-isnt-much-interest-around-league



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Cortana is hot, wit dem big blue tiddies

Why this tech startup absolutely insists on hiring from the debate team
http://www.bizjournals.com/washington/blog/techflash/2015/06/why-this-tech-startup-absolutely-insists-on-hiring.html

Brenton Wood Friday Music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpwuxs1fjaM 

Judge attacked by donkey:
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/judge_sues_neighbors_over_injuries_she_suffered_in_donkey_attack/

Judge attacked by zebra:
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/judge_is_mauled_by_familys_pet_zebra_and_hospitalized

Does anyone buy this excuse?
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/bag_of_marijuana_falls_from_lawyers_pocket_in_court_paralegal_provides_expl/

Here is a WaPo blurb on the SCOTUS gay marriage decision:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/gay-marriage-and-other-major-rulings-at-the-supreme-court/2015/06/25/ef75a120-1b6d-11e5-bd7f-4611a60dd8e5_story.html

Dang, universal healthcare AND gay marriage in America by 2015  (LOLZ)
https://twitter.com/broderick/status/614438357586870273

Deep fried Big Mac on a stick
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3140333/The-lethal-burger-created-just-delicious-McDonald-s-fan-creates-ultimate-junk-food-deep-fried-BIG-MAC.html

This dude definitely broke a few ribs:
http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20150625/central-harlem/video-man-takes-flying-leap-over-subway-tracks-faceplants-on-other-side

Action Bronson - The Come Up freestyle (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZPZk3GrBHg&feature=youtu.be

Guy Pretends He Was Chosen in 2015 NBA Draft, Goes Out and Parties in NYC
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2507508-guy-pretends-he-was-drafted-in-the-2015-nba-draft-goes-out-and-parties-in-nyc

Hey China, come and get your whoopin'
http://www.sbnation.com/2015/6/26/8850995/hey-china-come-get-some

Pro-Gun PSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrJjlPH1dqo&feature=iv&src_vid=k1SZurGArxE&annotation_id=annotation_125849

Some gays are going to have to have some awkward convos with their lovers now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jitocz4kB3k

Obama delivers a sick speech in Charleston (start at 1 hour 22 min mark)
http://thehill.com/video/in-the-news/246273-live-obama-delivers-eulogy-for-charleston-victim


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Peter Parker's patent on a penis web-shooter, Patent # T87371-13-8BG8

Charlotte McKinney Says It's BS When Girls Don't Give BJs
http://www.brobible.com/girls/article/charlotte-mckinney-says-girls-should-give-bjs/

This is creepy as heckfire!
http://gothamist.com/2015/06/24/nj_house_watcher.php

French taxi drivers protesting against Uber have caused total chaos in Paris
http://www.businessinsider.com/r-taxi-protests-over-uberpop-block-paris-airports-2015-6

Kanye and Courtney Love Flee Uber Riot
http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2015/06/25/kanye-and-courtney-love-flee-uber-riot.html?via=twitter_page

True Detective Season 2: Opening Credits Episode #1 (HBO)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJJfe1k9CeE

Drunk Guy Rides Moose!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4mlgb5KI0U

All 169 Seinfeld Episodes, Ranked From Worst to Best
http://www.vulture.com/2015/06/every-seinfeld-episode-ranked.html

Young Rays Fan Grabs HR, Saves Siblings
http://deadspin.com/young-rays-fan-grabs-hr-saves-siblings-1713604912

Creative Gig in Philly - https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/crg/5068567123.html

2.5 billion pixel image of early Baltimore
http://bearings.earlybaltimore.org/

Supreme Court Allows Nationwide Health Care Subsidies
www.nytimes.com/2015/06/26/us/obamacare-supreme-court.html

Tovlo - Talking Body (chill song)
http://youtu.be/1Psa4giWBiY

Screech from Saved by the Bell does time
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/tv-actor-dustin-diamond-set-sentenced-stabbing-32013397

Two cops, a helicopter and the dirty conversation heard around the world
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/06/25/two-cops-a-helicopter-and-the-dirty-conversation-heard-around-the-world/

North Mississippi Allstars - Meet Me In The City (chill song) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lnYLmn0lDg

10 Hilarious 'Seinfeld' Stories You Didn't Know Happened In Real Life
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/24/seinfeld-stories-happened-in-real-life_n_7648326.html


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Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Mookie Betts sits down to Pee

Lolz - "Just gonna sit on this stranger's car" - http://gfycat.com/VerifiableLikelyFish

Dad catches fould ball while holding/feeding baby - http://mashable.com/2015/06/23/dad-foul-ball-baby/

Crazy Life Story - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgardo_Mortara

Lolz - Dog Pranks - http://31.media.tumblr.com/627bad4169242253d206fa8b26423c9c/tumblr_noq07i2GW61tpg4boo1_250.gif

Netflix shareholders are about to get richer for the silliest reason possible
http://www.businessinsider.com/netflix-stock-split-boost-share-price-2015-6

Lexus Builds a Functional Hoverboard Prototype
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-06-24/lexus-builds-a-functional-hoverboard-prototype

Drift Trike for all the homies
https://localmotors.com/localmotors/verrado-drift-trike/activity/

Man gets $500,000 from doctors you talked shit about him while he was passed out, but the patient was recording it all on his smartphone. - http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/anesthesiologist-trashes-sedated-patient-jury-orders-her-to-pay-500000/2015/06/23/cae05c00-18f3-11e5-ab92-c75ae6ab94b5_story.html?hpid=z3

This is adorable! Daddy Daughter Beatbox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkakfkiydPw

young Cleveland fan grabs foul ball, makes friends with Miguel Cabrera
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/6/24/8837615/pluckly-little-cleveland-indians-fan-grabs-foul-ball-miguel-cabrera

LOLZ - Sausage chant goes wrong... wait for it...
https://twitter.com/FillWerrell/status/587478714130296832




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Boo-Cakes at the Corn-Fiesta

When Diddies Attack - http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/college-football/story/_/id/13131896/diddy-arrested-ucla-campus-charged-assault-deadly-weapon

NSFW - Fit Babe luring you in
http://i.imgur.com/neUdWe6.jpg

Remarkable Moment Guys Testing GoPro Cams Bust Down Doors To Save Pets During Apartment Fire - http://www.brobible.com/life/article/gopro-cams-pets-apartment-fire/

 Making the case for Iranian tea: The ritual, the taste, the history. Do Iranians make the best tea in the world? - http://www.theguardian.com/world/iran-blog/2014/may/20/-iranian-tea-making-the-case

Andy Samberg and Kit Harington Play Bad Tennis, Have Bad Hair in 7 Days in Hell
http://www.vulture.com/2015/06/watch-the-full-length-7-days-in-hell-trailer.html

Ratatat - Cream on Chrome (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlcywgEMuGI

Skinny jeans given health warning
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-33223045

Before Ser Bronn of the Blackwater became Tyrion's sidekick, he had quite the career in R&B cover songs back in the 80's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5V8ecsrxeY

Visiting Tokyo's Super Mario Cafes
http://kotaku.com/visiting-tokyos-super-mario-cafes-1713298771

Gmail Formally Adds 'Undo Send' Option
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/24/us/gmails-undo-send-option-can-help-end-email-embarrassment.html?_r=0

The Wolf of London Underground
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/6512362/City-worker-openly-snorts-coke-on-London-Underground-train.html#ooid=tiNnlzdTox1hOFI3fzLPTTu6O4C4GKuG

The Growing Right-Wing Terror Threat
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/16/opinion/the-other-terror-threat.html

Apple iOS 9 Leak Confirms Biggest iPhone 6S Change
http://www.forbes.com/sites/gordonkelly/2015/05/26/apple-ios-9-leak-new-features-iphone-6s-changes/

These Teens Just Invented A Condom That Changes Color If You Have An STD http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/condom-detects-stds#.xg1rpQ4PL



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Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Oh, you meant MY ding-a-ling?

Daniel Tosh wore Aaron Hernandez jersey at his show in Boston
http://larrybrownsports.com/everything-else/daniel-tosh-aaron-hernandez-jersey-boston/264973

Songs From True Detective Season 2, Ep 1
http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/first-listen-heres-your-true-detective-season-2-theme-song-the-first-episode-music-cues-20150619

NSFW - Tiger vs. Kitty
https://i.imgur.com/A9pD2dc.jpg

NSFW - At da beach!
http://i.imgur.com/XAbcseU.jpg

NSFW - Hot Tub Boner Machine
http://i.imgur.com/ztzHVxu.jpg

NSFW - Say Yes to THIS dress
http://i.imgur.com/K3oFR4o.jpeg

Dancing Cow - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFQIR1mvxG4

World's Largeset Whoopee cusion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ql1JG76EWY&feature=youtu.be

Updated and Improved!
Fellow BroBlast member started a new website, give him page views, wax his salami - "A nice compliation of interesting reads for the modern intellectual/renaissance man (or woman)" - http://patrickreads.com/
Follow on Twitter for you Twitter Folks - @patrick_reads

Baby Elephant Can't Figure Out How His Bath Tub Works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBMKlP5u29Y

NPR listeners outraged by existence of Kim Kardashian
http://www.avclub.com/article/npr-listeners-outraged-existence-kim-kardashian-221144

Microsoft is finally retiring Internet Explorer. To be replaced by new browser.
http://amigobulls.com/articles/exit-internet-explorer-welcome-reprieve-google-chrome-growth

Felix Hernandez's Son Isn't Here For The Bullshit
http://deadspin.com/felix-hernandezs-son-isnt-here-for-the-bullshit-1713057033

Young Rex And Rob Ryan Got Into A Drunken Brawl Over Wingman Ethics
http://deadspin.com/young-rex-and-rob-ryan-got-into-a-drunken-brawl-over-wi-1713093307

Lolz, little kid gets face full of beaver - http://i.imgur.com/yKbZCso.gifv

Smoking Bed Bugs to get HIGH
https://youtu.be/dQLyEb6Zc9Q

Ex-Met Darryl Hamilton found dead in murder-suicide
http://nypost.com/2015/06/22/ex-met-darryl-hamilton-found-dead-in-murder-suicide/

I don't think this is a good thing...
This new underwear uses medical-grade silicone to smooth out your camel toe
http://mashable.com/2015/06/22/underwear-anti-camel-toe/

Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement
http://www.theonion.com/article/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove--33427

Sicilian Town Tells Outsiders: Take Our Homes. Please.
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/23/world/europe/sicilian-town-tells-outsiders-take-our-homes-please.html?_r=0

We're asking every member of the SC legislature about the confederate flag
http://www.postandcourier.com/apps/pbcs.dll/dcce?Site=CP&Date=20150622&Category=StaticPages&Module=15&Class=15&Type=StaticPages&ID=432782



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Squirters: Are they Real?

Some cool GoT links:
This is a cool mapping of episodes to chapters in the books http://joeltronics.github.io/got-book-show/bookshow.html
If you click on an episode here and then Book to Screen, it lets you know whats what betwixt the two. http://www.westeros.org/GoT/Episodes/

Drunk Raccoon, LOL
http://i.imgur.com/SKpDYpd.gifv

For DC bros: The Best Cheap Restaurants in Washington, DC
http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/bestbites/cheap-eats/best-cheap-restaurants-in-washington-dc.php

Why the U.S. government needs to remove Andrew Jackson from the $20 bill
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2015/06/18/why-the-u-s-government-needs-to-remove-andrew-jackson-from-the-20-bill/

Jon Stewart had a pretty good monologue on the Charleston shooting last night: http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/kb2h42/charleston-church-shooting

Hot on the streets Dr Dog Philly Phanatic song
http://thekey.xpn.org/2015/06/17/premiere-dr-dog-written-song-phillie-phanatic-awesome/

NSFW - This body is smokin!
http://i.imgur.com/gCGyOIA.jpg

That's what she said: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIWrFNDKQ6o

"Uncle Tom" & "White people are terrorists", this news broadcast went well with Don Lemon
http://morningafter.gawker.com/uncle-tom-hello-shouting-woman-interrupts-don-lemo-1712369858

Hawk chasing mouse
http://imgur.com/gallery/mzMoAUo

Basketball Injury Takes Out Top League Of Legends Player
http://kotaku.com/basketball-injury-takes-out-top-league-of-legends-playe-1712556597

Stowaway Falls to Death From Plane Flying Over London
http://time.com/3928004/stowaway-london/



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Thursday, June 18, 2015

Alexis Texas for President 2016!

NSFW - Mirror Selfie to brightern up your Thursday
http://i.imgur.com/BPRCIB8.jpg

NSFW - God Bless Dorm Rooms
http://i.imgur.com/jhfRff8.png

Tyra Banks looks like Earthworm Jim - https://instagram.com/p/4CJxW3KQJc/

Polish guy came up with an algorithm that utilizes the brain's natural memory patterns that will enable you to approach total recall memory. Like Bradley cooper in limitless
http://archive.wired.com/medtech/health/magazine/16-05/ff_wozniak?currentPage=all

Potentially Coming Soon: A David Simon Show About Times Square Porn in the 1970s
http://www.vulture.com/2015/06/david-simons-new-hbo-show-70s-porn.html?mid=twitter_vulture

Witnesses to New Jersey Shooting Say Police Failed to Stop Fellow Officer From Firing at Wife - http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/06/17/new_jersey_policeman_reportedly_kills_wife_witnesses_say_officers_made_no.html

Never Forget... http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/

Weightlifter does a split and lifts 100 lbs over his head while doing it.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2499799-weightlifter-does-full-chair-split-while-holding-100-pounds-over-head

Market Rate SoHo Tenant Will Turn His Music Down If Rent-Stabilized Neighbor Pays $5,500
http://gothamist.com/2015/06/18/ciao_pay_me_soho.php

G-Bert has lost his damn mind http://deadspin.com/gilbert-arenas-smashes-his-own-car-with-a-cinder-block-1712130839

No surprise, the Charleston Church shooter looks like a psycho:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/18/dylann-storm-roof-charleston-church-shooting-suspect_n_7612232.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063

this octopus carries a coconut to make seat for himself:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/06/150605-octopus-tools-animals-ocean-science/

This 5 minute narrated clip is bad ass. Seems to me that the stories from Roberts Rebellion would be incredible. - http://youtu.be/Nqv-UtJQk5Q

This golf course sounds insane.  It's like a video game.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2496913-chambers-bay-threatens-to-pile-more-problems-on-tiger-woods-at-2015-us-open

This kid is 15 years old and is shooting +1 at the US Open right now http://espn.go.com/golf/usopen15/story/_/id/13086482/us-open-cole-hammer-mature-15-years

Gator Mercifully Chews Idiot Golfer's Arm Instead Of Totally Eating Him
http://deadspin.com/gator-mercifully-chews-idiot-golfers-arm-instead-of-tot-1712314357

One photo perfectly captures America's relationship with guns
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2015/06/18/one-photo-perfectly-captures-the-insanity-of-americas-relationship-with-guns/?tid=sm_fb

This is how I feel when I go out hollering with all the single bros (minus the highschool part)
https://youtu.be/6Wf-mRo7C2I

Remember fellas...Only Love Can Break Your Heart... (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5dh8NcQq70

Ka - http://darktower.wikia.com/wiki/Ka


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FACT: Batman Farts in his Suit, a lot.

Man still alive after being cut in half by train (NSFL) - Not Safe For Life
http://i.imgur.com/0MjO6Fd.gifv

Young Girls Face Backlash For Nazi-Themed Dance Routine With Red Armbands And Swastikas
http://crimefeed.com/2015/06/little-mexican-girls-nazi-themed-dance-routine-arm-bands-swastikas

Ex-NBA Ref Tim Donaghy -- Joining White Prison Gang Saved My Life
http://www.tmz.com/2015/06/16/ex-nba-ref-tim-donaghy-joining-white-prison-gang-saved-my-life

Brooklyn chick brags about drinking on rooftops, falls off rooftop while drunk and dies
http://gawker.com/instagram-photos-foreshadowed-new-york-womans-drunken-f-1711785414

Bold Headlines... http://nypost.com/2015/06/16/the-blackest-thing-about-rachel-dolezal-is-her-thousand-dollar-hair/

Jose Bautista is the man, says Cardinals used a play out of Belichick's book
http://larrybrownsports.com/baseball/jose-bautista-cardinals-bill-belichick/264599

Rachel Dolezal was in a SEX TAPE - her ex-husband forced her to perform 'sex acts' in front of the camera against her will, she claimed in court papers
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3127173/Rachel-Dolezal-SEX-TAPE-ex-husband-forced-perform-sex-acts-camera-against-claimed-court-papers.html

Chart: The animals that are most likely to kill you this summer
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2015/06/16/chart-the-animals-that-are-most-likely-to-kill-you-this-summer/?tid=pm_pop_b

California labor commission rules Uber drivers are employees, which could clobber the $50 billion company
http://www.businessinsider.com/california-labor-commission-rules-uber-drivers-are-employees-2015-6

For DC Area Bros: Wegmans Pub in Alexandria: Exclusive beers and, oh yeah, a huge supermarket too - http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/going-out-guide/wp/2015/06/16/wegmans-pub-the-only-supermarket-on-opentable/

The 10 best lines from Donald Trump's announcement speech
http://www.politico.com/story/2015/06/donald-trump-2016-announcement-10-best-lines-119066.html

Dude Sprinting Out Of His House To Videobomb A News Broadcast Is The Most Suspenseful Video Of The Day - http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/dude-sprinting-out-of-his-house-to-videobomb-a-news-broadcast-is-the-most-suspenseful-video-of-the-day/

Big Cat's epic night with the Stanley Cup
http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/the-time-i-pretended-to-be-on-the-stanley-cup-champion-blackhawks-for-a-night/

Bravado and High Returns From Italian Fund Manager
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/17/business/dealbook/bravado-and-high-returns-from-italian-fund-manager.html?_r=0

autobiographical memory http://archive.wired.com/medtech/health/magazine/17-04/ff_perfectmemory





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Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Dead He-Bitch in my Flow-Crib

I'm not really sure what this is, but maybe some of you will enjoy it... Shenmue 3 Just Hit $2 Million, Setting a New Kickstarter Record - http://kotaku.com/shenmue-3-just-hit-2-million-setting-a-new-kickstarte-1711615103

NSFW - Babe is skinny, mini, and full of sin-y
http://i.imgur.com/h8Nrvqh.png

NSFW - A selfie to make you happy
http://i.imgur.com/g5oMAJK.jpg

Funny reaction to Blackhawks winning the cup: http://player.ooyala.com/iframe.html#pbid=4441ed2a84e74b66b60ce980f20deb84&ec=k4ZW5vdTonn2pQOOld_zuMlG_aX9WQss&docUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2F2015%2F06%2F16%2Fchicago-blackhawks-fan_n_7593710.html

St. Louis Cardinals Investigated by F.B.I. for Hacking Astros
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/17/sports/baseball/st-louis-cardinals-hack-astros-fbi.html?smid%3D=tw-nytsports&_r=0

LOLZ - Mini Cooper
http://imgur.com/gallery/BJO3IVe

Bobcat Goldthwait giving an interview without his crazy voice is weird. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrRvtqOmZrQ




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Monday, June 15, 2015

u think the prison escapees still bang each other on the outside?

Bill Hader helped a teenager prank her whole high school
http://mashable.com/2015/06/12/bill-hader-high-school-prank/

Lolz - distracted from work by some strange noises
http://imgur.com/gallery/ePF30vX

Useful Internet things - http://imgur.com/gallery/BjsfS

The most Australian insurance claim ever - http://imgur.com/MOCMJ3t

Florida, where raccoons ride gators
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/6/14/8778569/meanwhile-in-florida-a-raccoon-is-riding-on-an-alligator

Rich Californians Balk at Water Limits: "We're Not All Equal" http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/rich-californians-youll-have-to-pry-the-hoses-from-our-cold-dead-hands/2015/06/13/fac6f998-0e39-11e5-9726-49d6fa26a8c6_story.html?hpid=z5

Why Are Teens So Moody and Impulsive? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/14/teenage-brain-neuroscience_n_7537188.html

Worker 'planned hit job' on husband in prison break
http://nypost.com/2015/06/14/prison-worker-planned-to-leave-husband-before-backing-out/

Kanye hates being caught smiling
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/11/kanye-west-smile_n_7566590.html

A bag is smuggled into that prison live on TV.  This is crazy and awesome.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=62b_1434333678#sthash.F4h8sMHA.sfju

Michael Peacock, 45, endured three surgeries, including the removal of one of his private parts, after he was manhandled during a two-day "team-building" seminar in upstate New York, a lawsuit says. http://nypost.com/2015/06/14/my-boss-grabbed-my-crotch-and-broke-my-testicle/





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Big ole tads, itty bitty nips

Local Teen's palette doesn't agree with Molly - http://www.wusa9.com/story/news/local/dc/2015/06/11/echostage-sick-woman-transported-molly/71066222/

NSFW - Hair up/Hair Down
http://i.imgur.com/pV3J2sh.jpg

NSFW - Look at that juicy chicken kabob
http://i.imgur.com/VcjEd1J.gifv

NSFW - Bringing OnOff Into the 21st Century
http://gfycat.com/InfatuatedOddballDegus

Lebron's DICK
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/hey-look-its-lebrons-dick-1710773115?

Gawker in the fight of its life with Hulk Hogan sex-tape suit
http://www.capitalnewyork.com/article/media/2015/06/8570075/gawker-fight-its-life-hulk-hogan-sex-tape-suit

Haha, this thing is cool. Looks a little dangerous but fun http://sports.yahoo.com/news/j-r-smith-rolled-finals-last-night-133011153.html

This takeoff by a Boeing 787 Dreamliner is one of the most insane of all time.
https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/609411925286334464



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Friday, June 12, 2015

Beans 'n Tads

Secretariat would've smoked American Pharoah - http://deadspin.com/this-is-what-it-would-look-like-if-american-pharoah-rac-1709988755

Diver Leaves His Cage To Dap Up The Largest Great White Shark I've Ever Feasted My Eyes On
http://www.brobible.com/life/article/diver-leaves-cage-great-white-shark/

Pretty cool article on Code from Bloomberg - http://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2015-paul-ford-what-is-code/

7 Weighlifting Poems will get you Pumped - http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-weightlifting-poems-will-get-you-pumped-2608

BroBible just filed a FOIA request to get see what was in Bin Laden's porn stash - http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2015/06/10/a-bro-asked-the-cia-about-osama-bin-ladens-porn-stash-the-agency-answered/

Dog Magic - http://i.imgur.com/QOrZiIF.gif

YASKAWA BUSHIDO PROJECT / industrial robot vs sword master
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3XyDLbaUmU&feature=youtu.be

NSFW - Slammin bod + fake smile = http://i.imgur.com/SNGMthC.jpg

Amtrak driver not using his phone during crash
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/amtrak-crash/amtrak-crash-no-sign-engineer-was-using-phone-while-operating-n372886

Hot upskirt at the 2nd NBA finals game
http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/do-you-think-white-panties-chick-is-from-cleveland/

NYC Bros - David Chang's Hotly Anticipated Fried Chicken Sandwich Opens
http://gothamist.com/2015/06/10/david_chang_fried_chicken_1.php

Here's a Description of the True Detective 2 Premiere
http://www.vulture.com/2015/06/new-details-on-the-true-detective-2-premiere.html

This High School Softball Catcher Is The Goddamn Devil
http://deadspin.com/this-high-school-softball-catcher-is-the-goddamn-devil-1710349449

Four Columbia House insiders explain the shady math behind "8 CDs for a penny" http://www.avclub.com/article/four-columbia-house-insiders-explain-shady-math-be-219964

USMNT beat Germany yesterday 2-1. Max Diskerund had a sick bicycle style goal apparently, the future is bright for USMNT, can't wait for this Gold Cup.
http://screamer.deadspin.com/mix-diskerud-bicycle-kicks-in-goal-usmnt-is-kinda-hang-1710435896#

Vince Vaughn, Blackhawks fan, picked up huge dinner tab for Lightning coach
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/vince-vaughn--blackhawks-fan--picked-up-huge-dinner-tab-for-lightning-coach-022219201.html

pollution in New Delhi http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/31/opinion/sunday/holding-your-breath-in-india.html

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with Steve Harvey
http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/steve-harvey-steve-harvey-always-do-the-banana-joke-first

Women are not capable of understanding 'GoodFellas'
http://nypost.com/2015/06/10/sorry-ladies-youll-never-understand-why-guys-love-goodfellas/

Wow, get a load of the mouth on this chick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOw95bLv1dQ

nobel laureate quits over sexist comments http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/12/world/europe/tim-hunt-nobel-laureate-resigns-sexist-women-female-scientists.html

Highest paid athletes....
http://www.forbes.com/athletes/list/#tab:overall

Horrible, hilarious divers:
http://mothership.sg/2015/06/i-watched-this-sea-games-2015-mens-aquatics-diving-gif-4237-times/

Chick Casually Takes A Dump On The Floor Of A Store Then Continues Shopping
http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/chick-casually-takes-a-dump-on-the-floor-of-a-store-then-continues-shopping/

Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig's Lifetime Movie Parody Has Teaser, Still Looks Spot-On
http://www.vulture.com/2015/06/see-ferrell-and-wiigs-a-deadly-adoption-teaser.html?mid=twitter_vulture

Sex Dolls That Talk Back
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/12/technology/robotica-sex-robot-realdoll.html?_r=1

Semi-NSFW - This gave me a boner, is that weird?
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/radass-dot-com-best-pic-dump-site-on-the-web-46.jpg?w=600&h=779



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Watching you Sleep

I'm in love with a stripper... is a great song.

My Dream Girl Is Both Pretty And Just Got Her Sixth DUI After Inhaling 13 Whipped Cream Cans Worth Of Whip Its - http://www.brobible.com/life/article/pretty-girl-does-lots-of-whip-its/

Game of Thrones editor killed by lion at safari park
http://boingboing.net/2015/06/03/game-of-thrones-editor-killed.html

The definitive guide to how many bad guys Arnold has terminated over the years.
http://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-65829f1925e6ae5980912c1f89296c80?convert_to_webp=true

Bison seriously injures 2nd Yellowstone tourist in 3 weeks
http://wtop.com/travel/2015/06/bison-seriously-injures-2nd-yellowstone-tourist-in-3-weeks/

NSFW - naked girls don't like ice water
http://i.imgur.com/jy5RrIi.gifv

NSFW - Just look at it
http://i.imgur.com/isNC4UC.jpg

Panda Lolz - http://i.imgur.com/0C9awje.gif

Shen Dzu, force fed pigs who weigh up to 2000 lbs
http://imgur.com/a/Ylzts

Teenagers Try To Play Contra, Fail Spectacularly
http://kotaku.com/teenagers-try-playing-contra-fail-spectacularly-1709686262

"I have a great idea. Let's cast Emma Stone as the Asian character. She's hot right now."
"But she doesn't look Asian."
"So what? Fuck it."
http://time.com/3906866/cameron-crowe-emma-stone-aloha/

Slightly NSFW, Rob Gronkowski motorboating a chick in a Charleston nightclub...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmgGc53A4n8&index=2&list=PLNljeYqZrE_qNGS8Ix5R4ofXHOhcB7Se4

Who gives a shyte... Peopel want Jenner to return his gold medal
https://www.change.org/p/international-olympic-committee-revoke-caitlyn-jenner-s-olympic-medals

DC Bros: No more Stetson's on U street
http://www.popville.com/2015/06/end-of-an-era-soon-vol-176-stetsons-for-sale-on-u-street/

Interesting for anyone that is a fan of Seinfeld (the show)
http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/jason-alexander-howard-stern-explains-why-susan-seinfeld-killed-off

Von Miller Reveals Broncos Fine Him for Passing Gas During Meetings
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2486542-von-miller-reveals-broncos-fine-him-for-passing-gas-during-meetings

NYT did an article on cursed sports cities yesterday and had DC #5:
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/06/04/upshot/The-Most-Cursed-Sports-Cities-in-America.html

Crazy cat lady is a legit thing http://www.cbsnews.com/news/cat-parasite-toxoplasma-gondii-linked-to-mental-illness-schizophrenia/

Putting Harper's dominance this season in historic perspective:
http://grantland.com/the-triangle/2015-mlb-bryce-harper-historic-hot-streak/

Crazy Prison Break - http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/08/us/new-york-prison-break/index.html
Good breakdown of prison break: http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/06/08/nyregion/prison-escape.html?_r=0

Michael Keaton Confronts Andrew McCutchen Heckler at Pirates-Braves Game
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2488933-michael-keaton-confronts-andrew-mccutchen-heckler-at-pirates-braves-game

The Guardian has a US police killings tracking database http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2015/jun/01/the-counted-police-killings-us-database

Did anyone else play Rambo for Nintendo? I don't know why I thought of it, but the music from the game is etched into my brain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK6YSBDfC4o
Another good video game song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW3UoN15fPs

giant plasma tubes in the sky? http://io9.com/large-plasma-tubes-confirmed-to-exist-above-the-earths-1708434105

Married with Children making Bruce Jenner jokes early on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADiq-EYObkM

Shaving dogs into cubes is the new fad in Japan
http://www.mtv.com.au/travel/news/shaving-dogs-into-cubes-is-a-new-japanese-craze-and-we-cant-stop-staring

Michael Bradley does his best Messi imitation - http://gfycat.com/OddballDirtyGazelle

Tormund shaves his beard - http://imgur.com/gallery/h9brfR3

Naked Teen Breaks Into House, Attacks Homeowners, Gets Shot And Proceeds To Masturbate
http://www.brobible.com/life/article/teen-breaks-into-house-homeowners-shot/

Alan Sepinwall is doing a reboot of Sopranos show reviews all summer. cool if you are a Sopranos nerd/superfan
http://www.hitfix.com/whats-alan-watching/the-sopranos-rewind-season-1-episode-1-the-sopranos/

Great Graduation prank/show - https://vine.co/v/ehFn0vOz9m3

Led Zeppelin Announce Final Three Deluxe Reissues
also Check out John Bonham's dong (SFW): http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/led-zeppelin-announce-final-three-deluxe-reissues-20150603

Big day for cord cutters
http://money.cnn.com/2015/06/03/media/yahoo-nfl-live-streaming/index.html

Season 6, Episode 1 of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/julia-louis-dreyfus-julia-louis-dreyfus-i-ll-go-if-i-don-t-have-to-talk

Chris Christie was named MVP ("Fatter up")
http://www.businessinsider.com/chris-christie-was-just-named-mvp-at-a-baseball-game-2015-6

For Grateful dead fans - http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2015/06/04/grateful-dead-fare-thee-well-reunion-broadcast/

Scaring this old Coot made me LOL pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRnQJe5C4RQ

Texas Cop Suspended After Footage Emerges of Brutal Pool Party Arrests
http://gawker.com/texas-cop-suspended-after-footage-emerges-of-brutal-poo-1709655045

LeBron Lolz - http://i.imgur.com/aSDsFHj.gif

"Why I Defaulted on My Student Loans"
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/07/opinion/sunday/why-i-defaulted-on-my-student-loans.html?smid=tw-nytopinion&_r=1

Wal-Mart Fight!  This is reaaaaaallly bad white-trashiness... wow...
http://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/stop-whatever-it-is-youre-doing-and-watch-this-walmart-fight-between-2-women-and-a-kid-its-the-whitest-trash-walmart-fight-of-all-time/

World's Biggest Fart - The Hippo
http://highoctanehumor.com/worlds-biggest-fart-hippo/




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Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Old Bay Seasoned Tiddies

No BroBlast after today until Monday June 8th. May the absence of the daily blast make you stronger during this time.  Vaya con Dios.

In case you missed it, Rise and Fall of Silk Road, Part I and Part II
http://www.wired.com/2015/04/silk-road-1/
and
http://www.wired.com/2015/05/silk-road-2/

NSFW - a selfie to get you solid in the trousers
http://i.imgur.com/i7BxU3P.jpg

THIS IS HANDS-DOWN THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER READ... FUCK YEAH!
http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/445921-dwayne-johnson-to-headline-big-trouble-in-little-china-remake

GoT Nerds: List/location of all Valyrian steel:  http://amapoficeandfire.com/characterjourneys/valyrianswords/

Lions CB Rashean Mathis wants to be a professional golfer after football
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/12991672/rashean-mathis-detroit-lions-wants-professional-golfer-football

News Flash: TSA sucks at everything
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/01/tsa-fails-95-percent-tests-homeland-security_n_7485558.html

Stewie Griffin From 'Family Guy' Predicted The Caitlyn Jenner Transition Back In 2009
http://www.brobible.com/entertainment/article/family-guy-caitlyn-jenner-stewie-griffin-prediction-2009/

300-pound pitcher is internet sensation - http://yahoo.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/201506/baseball-mlb-new-york-mets-ben-ancheff

Breakdown of Sunday night's GoT Battle -
http://morningafter.gawker.com/a-closer-look-at-the-insane-battle-from-last-nights-gam-1708160269

Sepp Blatter resigned.
http://www.businessinsider.com/fifa-president-sepp-blatter-resigns-2015-6

Husbands of female breadwinners most at risk for cheating, says study
http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/01/living/infidelity-men-women-breadwinners-feat/index.html
"This new study, showcased in the June issue of the American Sociological Review (linked below), found that men who are 100% economically dependent on their spouses were most at risk for cheating, three times more at risk than women married to male breadwinners.

Interestingly, female breadwinners whose husbands were 100% financially dependent on them were the least likely group to cheat. On average, they face about a 1.5% chance that they will cheat in an average year, according to the study."
http://www.asanet.org/journals/asr/american_sociological_review.cfm

Man at Astros game catches foul ball, reveals concealed handgun
http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mlb/man-at-astros-game-catches-foul-ball-reveals-concealed-handgun/ar-BBkAp0H

If you switched to Google Hangouts and realized it SUCKS, this is how you switch back: https://productforums.google.com/forum/#!topic/hangouts/T7GjImfwnFg



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Dance of Jagons

This guy... http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/benjamin-franklin-is-killin-the-game-hockey-fan-must-1707852368

Tim and Eric's Zone Theory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClvX7ED8UUI&feature=youtu.be

This is sad to watch but its good to see Tracy Morgan again ..
Tracy Morgan on the Today Show this AM
http://www.today.com/popculture/tracy-morgan-speaks-today-show-matt-lauer-first-interview-crash-t23521

NSFW - That's a lot of towels - http://i.imgur.com/h0ixzxQ.jpg

Soccer Player Cut From Team After Being Filmed Boning Fan In The Dugout [Update: Now With Video] - http://screamer.deadspin.com/soccer-player-cut-from-team-after-being-filmed-boning-f-1698939786

LOL - They only thing more Italian than this would be if he immediately slapped the nurse's ass - "Italian boy wakes up from month-long coma, asks if Juventus is still alive in Champions League" - http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/wp/2015/06/01/italian-boy-wakes-up-from-month-long-coma-asks-if-juventus-is-still-alive-in-champions-league/

For Grateful Dead fans - http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/06/08/fare-thee-well

To Fall in Love With Anyone, Do This
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/11/fashion/modern-love-to-fall-in-love-with-anyone-do-this.html?_r=2

Shia LaBeouf TED Talk - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os6U77Hhm_s

Guide to 2016 presidential candidates - http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2015/06/2016-election/384828

FIFA LOLS -  http://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon/daily-cartoon-wednesday-may-27th-fifa

PATS CHEATERS LOLS - http://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon/daily-cartoon-thursday-may-7th-cheater-super-bowl

GoT Spoiler from 05/31/2015 episode - http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/game-of-thrones-season-5-episode-8-recap-hardhome/

Richard Branson dresses up as female flight attendant: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-22499827


This dude... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drukpa_Kunley
He is credited with introducing the practice of phallus paintings in Bhutan and placing statues of them on rooftops to drive away evil spirits.[2] Because of this power to awaken unenlightened beings, Kunley's penis is referred to as the "Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom" and he himself is known as the "fertility saint". For this reason women from all around the world visited his monastery to seek his blessing.


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Body Shots of Beaujolais

Wait Until Tiger Woods Watches This Lindsey Pelas Video
http://bustedcoverage.com/2015/05/28/wait-until-tiger-woods-watches-this-lindsey-pelas-video/

classic: Vince Wilfork Dances And Barbecues Memorial Day Away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmOCGM-QLq8

NSFW - Deez Tiddies will make you believe in an after-life
http://i.imgur.com/xVtjLs9.jpg

Damn! Amazon is no joke. Prime members now have free option of Same Day Delivery in DC and 13 other Cities.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2015/05/28/amazon_same_day_delivery_free_for_prime_members_on_orders_over_35_in_14.html

An Officer's Life Being Saved From Attackers By His K-9 Partner
http://www.brobible.com/life/article/officer-saved-by-heroic-k9-partner-mississippi-attack/

GoT Lolz - http://i.imgur.com/WKzVXAq.jpg

Kung Fury is 30 minutes of glorious throwback 80's action movie - http://youtu.be/bS5P_LAqiVg

Walrus Thug Life - https://twitter.com/Vineador/status/604230331080806400

Scientists have finally discovered why the holes in Swiss cheese have been disappearing - http://www.businessinsider.com/the-mystery-of-swiss-cheese-and-its-disappearing-holes-has-been-solved-2015-5

What Google Just Announced Is a Bombshell: Now on Tap could change everything about your phone - http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-05-28/what-google-just-announced-is-a-bombshell

A site that compiles awesome action movies on Netflix
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/tag/the-netflix-action-movie-canon

Tiny wind- and solar-powered 'Ecocapsule' promises ultimate getaway
https://homes.yahoo.com/news/micro-living-wind-solar-powered-153438319.html#




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