Thursday, March 24, 2016

Luke warm loogies

This is one of the best Macho Man Randy Savage clips I've ever seen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q&sns=em

They dropped some of those fire jams that are going to be on the National's Dead tribute album:  https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2pTlKzKwRKwNq4CKdkD0c9ckh2BuvD9S

VINTAGE 80'S CHEESE GLORIOUS CHEESE COMMERCIAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz6eyLVyPdM

NSFW - Meanwhile, in Brazil.....
http://i.imgur.com/iTQgvzj.jpg

NSFW - Faye Flashing at the Side of the Road
http://i.imgur.com/Xq05V46.jpg

Katt Williams Sucker-Punches A Teen Then Gets Man Handled By Him http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh8657g59SrDh4gVkj
Full Video with the lead-up:
http://hw-mobile.worldstarhiphop.com/u/vid/2016/03/Wo6ztBAIrAoO_mobile.mp4?ri=512000&rs=850

hahahaha. WOW... this is ridic.
"Microsoft is deleting its AI chatbot's incredibly racist tweets"
http://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-deletes-racist-genocidal-tweets-from-ai-chatbot-tay-2016-3?r=UK&IR=T
In one highly publicised tweet, which has since been deleted, Tay said: "bush did 9/11 and Hitler would have done a better job than the monkey we have now. donald trump is the only hope we've got." In another, responding to a question, she said, "ricky gervais learned totalitarianism from adolf hitler, the inventor of atheism."

Netflix orders new Jonah Hill-Emma Stone comedy
http://www.vulture.com/2016/03/netflix-picks-up-jonah-hill-emma-stone-comedy.html

Aint yous boys Andrew Bird fans? http://www.npr.org/2016/03/22/471431758/first-listen-andrew-bird-are-you-serious

I don't care much about basketball sneakers, and this article is a bit too long, but interesting piece on how Nike fucked up and allowed Under Armor to woo away Steph Curry: http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/15047018/how-nike-lost-stephen-curry-armour

Bosnian found guilty of genocide: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35893804

US indicts Iranians for cyber crimes: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-35893040

RG3 to Browns - http://deadspin.com/report-browns-put-final-nail-in-rgiiis-coffin-1766856184

This concert poster is so aggressive:
http://www.brooklynvegan.com/lcd-soundsystem-announce-two-webster-hall-shows/

This system instantly edits videos to make it look like you're saying something you're not
http://techcrunch.com/2016/03/18/this-system-instantly-edits-videos-to-make-it-look-like-youre-saying-something-youre-not/  (pretty awesome!)

New Sturgill Simpson album coming 4/15, here's some new songs from SS
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlOk5wV0DRo
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpDYfkymaSE&feature=youtu.be

RIP Garry Shandling - https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/garry-shandling-dies-66-report-202110637.html




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"Your Soul is Mine!" - Shang Tsung

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Slather some Dulce de Leche on them thighs, gurl

Pray for Brussels (Jean-Claude Vann Damme's hometown)
http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/22/europe/brussels-explosions/index.html

NSFW - Spring breakers
http://i.imgur.com/GWLL60O.jpg

NSFW - Perfect road trip partner
http://i.imgur.com/8E5dG.jpg

NSFW - Olivia Wilde fully nude in Vinyl (S01 E06)
http://i.imgur.com/8gOWZAi.gifv

DJ Fresh & Mindtunes: A track created only by the mind (Documentary)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgfxKZiSCDQ

RIP Rob Ford - http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-35872594

Sexting rampant among British teens:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-35858169

Free Guac, Bro!!  (at chipotle)
http://www.guachunter.com/

I got some bad news for you bros...Farting does NOT burn 67 calories per fart... http://www.snopes.com/fart-burns-67-calories/

Ukelele Batman vs Bagpipe Superman - Theme Song Battle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Yo0MGR2kmA&feature=youtu.be

April 2nd, Washington D.C.
"Bill Maher Inspires Plan for Massive Pot-Smoking Protest at White House"
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-03-01/bill-maher-inspires-plan-for-massive-pot-smoking-protest-at-white-house

DC Bros: Moxie's Bringing Breakfast All Day (and lots more) to Downtown - "Hot Pressed Ice Cream Sandwiches" - http://www.popville.com/2016/01/moxie-dc-downtown/

Penn State lacrosse gets commitment from eighth-grader
http://pennstate.247sports.com/Bolt/Penn-State-lacrosse-gets-commitment-from-eighth-grader-44396669

TruTV Drops An A-Bomb On A March Madness Twitter Hater
http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/trutv-drops-an-a-bomb-on-a-march-madness-twitter-hater/





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Thermal Undies in August, love it.

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A Wise Little Turtle

this dude explains how Yale out rebounded Baylor:
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/taurean-prince-provides-amazing-answer-to-how-did-yale-1765590542

Stringer Bell Quotes For When You've Got Ambition In Your Eyes
http://uproxx.com/tv/stringer-bell-quotes-the-wire-ambition/

Wounded Warrior Project fires top execs - http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/03/10/wounded-warrior-project-reportedly-fires-top-executives-amid-spending-controversy.html

Donald Trump's grammar 'typical of children aged 11 and under'
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/donald-trump-uses-language-typical-of-children-under-11-a6936256.html

11 Persian Sayings That Make No Sense in English
http://www.chaiandconversation.com/2014/11-persian-sayings-make-no-sense-english

"Madam's Organ Sues DC ABC for Decades of Harassment and ABRA Investigators for Filing a False Police Report"
http://www.popville.com/2016/03/madams-organ-suing-dc/

NSFW - In the cracker aisle
http://imgur.com/n1L8oLP.jpg

One of the last two Paris attackers captured in Belgium:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35846954

Electrician working on LA skyscraper falls to his death, striking car on Wilshire Blvd.  "An eyewitness told AP the driver of the car that was struck was 'hysterical,' waving her hands in the air and holding her head. She was later taken to hospital."
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-35839635

Kai Greene's posing routine at the Arnold Classic 2016 (Ridiculous)
https://www.facebook.com/gymmeme/videos/1077301008973804/

Some graffiti artist painted a road runner tunnel on a wall and some dude actually drove his car into it - http://www.mandatory.com/2016/03/16/a-graffiti-artist-painted-a-road-runner-tunnel-on-a-wall-and-som/

Semi-NSFW - St. Paddy's day tit jiggles - https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=NU1W2FBRufw

Report: Chip Kelly's Eagles Offered The Titans A Shit-Ton For Marcus Mariota: http://deadspin.com/report-chip-kellys-eagles-offered-the-titans-a-shit-to-1765706560



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Eating Almond Croissants off my Hairy Belly

Paul McCartney Mull Of Kintyre-Original Video (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcZVRiB9AQk&feature=youtu.be

Kalamazoo shooter sues Uber for 10 million dollars? What the...
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/jason-dalton-man-charged-kalamazoo-shooting-spree-sues-uber-n540546

Why Is AREA 51 Building A Mysterious New Hangar And What Will It Hide?
http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/why-is-area-51-building-a-brand-new-hangar-and-what-wil-1617424839

Watch The Bounty Hunters And Their Super Hornets Project Power In The Southern Hemisphere - http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/watch-the-bounty-hunters-and-their-super-hornets-projec-1765384174

Conan in Armenia had me lol'ing a bunch - http://teamcoco.com/armenia

Band writes pretty good Beatles sounding song begging George RR Martin to hurry up (from 2011, might be old newz) https://dinosaurfeathers.bandcamp.com/track/please-please-george

The National's long-awaited Grateful Dead tribute comp features 59 songs and will be out in May  - http://www.brooklynvegan.com/the-nationals-long-awaited-grateful-dead-tribute-comp-features-59-songs-and-will-be-out-in-may-tracklist/

It's kind of sad that the US barely made the top 30 in the top 100 airports list. Thanks Denver! http://www.worldairportawards.com/Awards/world_airport_rating.html

God damn Fred Wilson... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Wilson_%28financier%29
"He is one of Silicon Valley's most successful venture capitalists, boasting a net worth north of $1.7 billion. Fred Wilson, on the other hand, is one of New York's best-known VCs, leading investments in companies such as Twitter, Etsy, FeedBurner..."   (this is from 2010, probably worth more now) -- This is his blog - http://avc.com/

UConn (Womens) such a favorite that betters have to be $900 to win $100
http://espn.go.com/chalk/story/_/id/14994410/in-vegas-bet-uconn-huskies-women-field

That's so Browns: Siri equates FirstEnergy stadium to 'sadness'
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14994878/sadness-cleveland-siri-finds-browns-home

Secret way to dim iPhone screen for nighttime reading
http://www.cnet.com/how-to/secret-way-to-dim-iphone-screen-for-nighttime-reading/




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You know what's organic? My jizz.

Dad Nights: http://www.imgur.com/gallery/Pfs1c3V

Matt Barnes hot take, latest to call Trump Hitler
http://thebiglead.com/2016/03/15/matt-barnes-donald-trump-hitler-instagram/

Jared beaten and bloodied in jailyard ambush. Chalk one up for the good guys.
http://uproxx.com/webculture/jared-fogle-beaten-prison-ambush/

This is the most expensive home for sale in Detroit
http://www.metrotimes.com/Blogs/archives/2016/03/15/this-is-the-most-expensive-home-for-sale-in-detroit

Peter Jackson, Steven Spielberg and JJ Abrams 'back' Napster founder's Screening Room: Sean Parker's plan to make Hollywood blockbusters available at home on the day of their cinema release 'will expand audiences', says Jackson
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/mar/14/peter-jackson-steven-spielberg-jj-abrams-screening-room-napster-sean-parker

NSFW - Make yo dick say WOW
http://i.imgur.com/PD7m2q1.jpg

Indian Town Prays for a 'Son' on Supreme Court
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/16/world/asia/indian-town-prays-for-a-son-on-supreme-court.html

Eugene Monroe (Ravens player) tells Goodell they need to consider medical marijuana
http://www.nj.com/sports/index.ssf/2016/03/eugene_monroe_medical_marijuana_nfl.html

This is pretty badass... Argentina sinks Chinese vessel, cites illegal fishing
http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/15/americas/argentina-chinese-fishing-vessel/index.html

LOLZ - relevant to Spring season starting this weekend - http://imgur.com/wo9DFfd

"It is important to express our appreciation for the contributions of Iranian-Americans and all those who celebrate Nowruz and recognize the hopes and aspirations of the people of Iran for human rights and religious tolerance as embodied in the spirit of Nowruz,"
https://honda.house.gov/news/press-releases/wednesday-honda-celebrates-nowruz-with-iranian-americans

I ♥ Country Music = https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cdr_1x_XIAAQdJo.jpg:large

New hip traveling site.  "Where can you go for what you can spend"
https://www.wherefor.com/

Friends like these, huh Gary?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7mpGMarPSA

Wow... this is a REAL Trump video/ad
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDBS8bYGhWr/?taken-by=realdonaldtrump




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Indiana Jones RIP

Adorbz - Baby marshmallow is intimidated by cat
http://i.imgur.com/zzzZ1wY.gifv

Adorbz - Squishy fat puppy is a doofus
http://i.imgur.com/GmTR0nS.gifv

Robot that makes cheeseburgers
http://i.imgur.com/0DNUyzW.gifv

This is a good move by the Giants. http://nypost.com/2016/03/14/giants-low-risk-high-reward-lb-keenan-robinson-relentless/

A pixar-ish movie for adults called "Sausage Party" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7fP9q_LyDc&feature=youtu.be

The Forgotten History Of Fat Men's Clubs
http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2016/03/07/469571114/the-forgotten-history-of-fat-men-s-clubs
"This village is full of bulbous and overhanging abdomens and double chins tonight, for the New England Fat Men's Club is in session at Hale's Tavern. The natives, who are mostly bony and angular, have stared with envy at the portly forms and rubicund faces which have arrived on every train."

The Man Mapping the Marijuana Genome Is Changing the Weed Game
http://www.newsweek.com/marijuana-scientist-mapping-cannabis-genome-changing-weed-game-436526

This is nauseating, man poses as teenage boy to trick his daughter into sending him nudes then stages suicide of said teenage boy
http://jezebel.com/father-posed-as-teenage-boy-on-instagram-to-lure-his-ow-1765003427

DC Metro finally fully shit the bed
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/metro-shutdown--372144902.html

Releasing a cougar caught in a trap is INTENSE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct3n-yks5iw

Apple and Google confirm that closing your apps to save your battery life might make things worse - http://www.wired.com/2016/03/closing-apps-save-battery-makes-things-worse/

A King in his Castle: How Donald Trump Lives, from his longtime butler - http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/16/us/politics/donald-trump-butler-mar-a-lago.html

Look how easy it is for these guys to install a card skimmer on top of a credit card reader - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y83ZgzuFBSE

Looks like Spielberg is going to rape Indiana Jones again...
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/disney-announces-fifth-indiana-jones-875794



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Monday, March 14, 2016

π = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164...

Free Pi Day stuff for DC Bros - http://wtop.com/freebies/2016/03/pi-day-freebies-and-deals/

Dont' forget, today is also "Steak & BJ Day"
http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com/
and
https://www.facebook.com/steakandbj/
 and
http://www.dailydot.com/lol/steak-and-bj-day/

Mike and the Mad Dog at FrancesaCon this weekend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FJ-J2gqsjc&feature=youtu.be

This is amazing...
Bethesda Restaurant Community Will Have a Trading Places Theme. Yes, Really.
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/2016/03/14/bethesda-restaurant-community-will-have-a-trading-places-theme-yes-really/

Metro delays caused by cable problem similar to last year's fatal smoke incident
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/trafficandcommuting/2016/03/14/b9dc5540-e9ee-11e5-b0fd-073d5930a7b7_story.html

Fat Squirrels of Michigan
https://www.flickr.com/groups/michigansquirrels/pool/

Skins' Proposed Stadium Has Moat, Is Fucking Stupid
http://deadspin.com/skins-proposed-stadium-has-moat-is-fucking-stupid-1764794804

Find where your birthday appears in Pi!
http://mypiday.com/

Obama being a smooth mofo, per usual
https://twitter.com/politico/status/709455286650707968

Use data analytics to build your brackets
https://www.mapr.com/blog/method-behind-march-madness
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Ima be Spongebob Jizzpants this weekend

Nerd Alert: Windows 10 has an XBox app that makes it real easy to take screen recordings.

Puppy Love - http://i.imgur.com/zwK7XG6.gif

Mystery Deepens Over Death of Former Putin Ally Mikhail Lesin
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/11/us/former-putin-aide-found-in-washington-died-from-blows-to-head.html?_r=0

#VicePrincipals, a new comedy series created by Danny McBride and Jody Hill, is coming to #HBO​ in July. https://twitter.com/HBO/status/707990200811520000

Silent Disco - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silent_disco

I thought i was the only one that got boners when girls cried... guess not
https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/10ugbl/whats_the_deal_with_crying_and_boners/

Trump supporter:  https://twitter.com/trymainelee/status/708310127430860800

'That Was Pathetic': Morning Joe Co-Hosts End Interview With Florida Governor
http://www.adweek.com/tvnewser/that-was-pathetic-morning-joe-co-hosts-end-interview-with-florida-governor/286870




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Send me your wives' Social Security #s please

Syrian refugees in Canada got housed in same hotel as VancouFur furry convention and the children loved it - http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/syrian-refugees-in-canada-got-housed-in-same-hotel-as-vancoufur-furry-convention-and-the-children-a6921341.html

I love George RR Martins weird blog. This was pretty funny
http://grrm.livejournal.com/477607.html

Big Swedish Fish News: https://twitter.com/fox2deena/status/707921983284060161

Takes some big balls for these guys to go and protest at these trump rally's full of racist rednecks. Gotta love how the cops arrest the black guy who got sucker punched instead of the scumbag who punched him. SMDH
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/03/10/trump-protester-sucker-punched-at-north-carolina-rally-videos-show/

Meth Stars - http://hollywoodlife.com/2016/03/09/chumlee-arrested-pawn-stars-guns-drugs-sexual-assault-raid/

Rejected Batman '89 Comic Would've Revived Tim Burton's Weirdo Dark Knight
http://kotaku.com/rejected-batman-89-comic-would-ve-revived-tim-burton-s-1764018545

First Listen: Iggy Pop, 'Post Pop Depression'
http://www.npr.org/2016/03/10/469693145/first-listen-iggy-pop-post-pop-depression

Semi-NSFW - POPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPING – RESTRICTED TRAILER (Andy Samberg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S207jSgL_jw




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I like when the back of fat bald guys' heads look like a shar-pei

Friends the Movie - https://youtu.be/V5hOm8_3mJA (pretty sure this is fake)

Cuomo: Penn Station looks like 'seven levels of hell'
http://nypost.com/2016/03/08/cuomo-penn-station-looks-like-seven-levels-of-hell/

catawampus
\kat-uh-WOM-puh s\

adjective
1. Chiefly Midland and Southern U.S. askew; awry.
2. Chiefly Midland and Southern U.S. positioned diagonally; cater-cornered.


Adam Carolla nails this, I'm not a huge fan of the guy but this is spot on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE6ica0t95Q

Fingerboarding is still a thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2w9A2XDBSg&feature=youtu.be

20 podcasts that will make you smarter
http://www.businessinsider.com/podcasts-that-make-you-smarter-2016-3

How Trump could be blocked at a contested Republican Convention
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/03/09/us/politics/how-trump-could-be-blocked-at-a-contested-republican-convention.html

Can't make this up...so good... "Facebook gun rights activist shot and wounded by 4-year-old son who "gets jacked up" to target shoot"
http://www.salon.com/2016/03/09/facebook_gun_rights_activist_shot_and_wounded_by_4_year_old_son_who_gets_jacked_up_to_target_shoot/

JCVD would be proud - https://imgur.com/gallery/YeZN33z

This campaign ad from the 1960's is going viral "Confessions of a Republican"
https://www.facebook.com/quartznews/videos/1125331310833903/

Yarmouth Police arrest man with 109 previous criminal charges
http://www.whdh.com/story/31428343/yarmouth-police-arrest-man-with-109-previous-criminal-charges



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John Oliver's Weasel Face ♥

At Secretive Meeting, Tech CEOs And Top Republicans Commiserate, Plot To Stop Trump
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/aei-world-forum-donald-trump_us_56ddbd38e4b0ffe6f8ea125d

This $279 'Keurig for food' will replace every cooking appliance you own
http://www.businessinsider.com/tovala-will-replace-every-cooking-appliance-you-own-2016-3

Teenagers react to Windows 95, cannot imagine what their elders endured
http://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/teens-react-windows-95-dial-up/

Close call..Reporter almost gets got
https://twitter.com/KTVU/status/707233775344705537/video/1

Video of mummified sailor being found
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/new-video-shows-moment-mummified-sailor-found-article-1.2556744

G O T season 5 trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuH3tJPiP-U&feature=youtu.be

Good read on that big fat boozebag Sabathia - http://www.theplayerstribune.com/cc-sabathia-yankees-alcohol-addiction-recovery/




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Sharipova's Sweet Sweet Rack-et

Product Owner and/or Product Manager – Don't Debate the Wrong Issue
http://productthinking.com/product-management-expert-series-02-product-owner-andor-product-manager-dont-debate-the-wrong-issue/

Fowl play? $380,000 reward offered for goose's killers
http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/29/europe/goose-reward-shot-killers-england/

HAHAHA, click on www.loser.com

Hubble discovers Galaxy 13.4 billion years in the past
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/03/04/469200725/hubble-sees-a-galaxy-13-4-billion-years-in-the-past-breaking-distance-record

Louis C.K. Compares Donald Trump To Hitler: "Don't Vote For Your Own Cancer"
http://gothamist.com/2016/03/05/louis_ck_really_doesnt_want_you_to.php

Pipe Villeran- Sol (Trippy chill song ) http://youtu.be/Tezf4O9frhE

apparently Jonah Hill's SNL monologue was brutal
http://uproxx.com/tv/snl-scorecard-jonah-hill-hosted-for-a-fourth-time-and-oof/

Making the Journey From Menace to Neighbor, All on One Brooklyn Block
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/04/nyregion/making-the-journey-from-menace-to-neighbor-all-on-one-brooklyn-block.html?_r=0

Removing An Underground German Wasp's Nest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEWHAQOkjXY

Pirates Fan Saves Kid in the Stands from Getting Hit in the Face with Bat
http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/2622504-pirates-fan-saves-kid-in-the-stands-from-getting-hit-in-the-face-with-bat

"boo hoo, i can't get a job!" ...PSH.... Law Graduate Gets Her Day in Court, Suing Law School
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/07/business/dealbook/court-to-hear-suit-accusing-law-school-of-inflating-job-data.html

 Aspen pot sales top $8.3 million in 2015
http://www.aspentimes.com/news/20947478-113/aspen-pot-sales-top-83-million-in-2015

A 750-Feet Long Marble Run Made From Sand Is More Exciting than Formula 1
http://toyland.gizmodo.com/a-750-feet-long-marble-run-made-from-sand-is-more-excit-1761994439

Dick Stronger - http://deadspin.com/dick-stronger-1763306658

Maria Sharapova admits to failing drug test
https://t.co/RQgCY5KdoH

Donald Trump: Show Us Your Penis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG5kSgJtyQg




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Friday, March 4, 2016

Jingle my Dingle, Barry

NSFW - Everything In This Video Of A Girl Blowing A Denny's Waiter As A Tip Makes No Sense To Me - http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/everything-in-this-video-of-a-girl-blowing-a-dennys-waiter-as-a-tip-makes-no-sense-to-me

DISGUSTING! What Fell Out of Ted Cruz's Mouth During the GOP Debate?
http://gawker.com/what-on-earth-fell-out-of-ted-cruzs-mouth-during-the-go-1762806919
(it's probably a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsillolith, which smells like shit...literally)

OJ Simpson crazy story, knife was found at the house a while ago, given to a cop who never turned it in. It's being tested now.
http://www.tmz.com/2016/03/04/oj-simpson-knife-found-murders-nicole-brown/

Driver tries to pass off homemade license plate as the real thing
http://fox59.com/2016/03/04/driver-tries-to-pass-off-homemade-license-plate-as-the-real-thing/

NSFW - She Has a Clean Room
http://i.imgur.com/hl3FZgk.jpg

NSFW - Bae trying to get ready, but man has other plans
 http://i.imgur.com/LfvxpMM.gifv

NSFW - Beautiful yamburgers
http://i.imgur.com/EZdDrAm.jpg

TIL that before 2012 the largest buyer of kale in the US was Pizza Hut, and they only used it as garnish around their salad bar -  http://www.npr.org/2015/03/19/393823329/the-best-piece-of-trivia-you-learned-this-week-pizza-hut-edition

TIL the phrase "By and large" has a naval origin, meaning a ship that can sail by (nearly against) the wind, and large (with a backing wind) - i.e. "it's a good ship, by and large."
 http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/by%2520and%2520large

Documentary - The Silk Road- The Rise and Fall of the World's Largest Online Black Market (2016)
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3vgcdh_the-silk-road-the-rise-and-fall-of-the-world-s-largest-online-black-market_tv

LOLZ! Bears! "Bro, toss me a snack"
http://i.imgur.com/e97k9DD.gifv

LOL LOL LOLZ!!!  - Chubby baby w/ funny name
http://imgur.com/OfeOUqD

Ranked Casual Dining Restaurants
http://adequateman.deadspin.com/casual-dining-restaurants-ranked-1762510821

Chimp and Dog Best Friends - https://www.facebook.com/1in.am.entertainment/videos/1102398043138366/

Be Amazed By This Marvelous Music Machine, Powered By 2,000 Marbles
http://www.npr.org/sections/allsongs/2016/03/03/469027281/be-amazed-by-this-marvelous-music-machine-powered-by-2000-marbles

Odd Names for Grops of Animals
http://www.businessinsider.com/odd-names-for-groups-of-animals-2016-3




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My Trump got Romnied

Puppy with Braces
http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/01/this-puppy-had-to-get-braces-and-the-internet-cant-handle-it-5725873/

Wow...Ive seen some penguin documentaries in my day, but this new PBS joint is just the tops. It's seriously sixty logjammed minutes of panty scorching glory...watch it while snooglin with your boo
http://www.pbs.org/video/2365675363/ (full episode)
http://www.pbs.org/video/2365675794/ (2 of the most amazing penguin minutes ever).

Magnetic Liquid Display Awesome Science Novelty Toy from GearBest.com
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4MojMOwZAc

"Gonna need more than a peashootah from the upper deck!"
https://vid.me/16s9

New Ghostbusters Trailer
https://twitter.com/paulfeig/status/705392286968913921

The (Rule) 40 Horsemen of the GOP Apocalypse
https://medium.com/delve-in/the-rule-40-horsemen-of-the-gop-apocalypse-a660d381e36e#.gqneklgna

For the NYC bros/commuters.... What a waste of money...
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/03/arts/design/santiago-calatravas-transit-hub-is-a-soaring-symbol-of-a-boondoggle.html

11-Year-Old Hits 1st Hole-in-One on Texas Golf Course Designed by Tiger Woods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxAoz2eE_ZM

Trump vs. Romney
https://twitter.com/mashable/status/705474921212805120

How Snapchat built a business by confusing olds - http://www.bloomberg.com/features/2016-how-snapchat-built-a-business/

the equatics - merry go round
http://youtu.be/bMkT02lPhrk




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A nice port will do

Aziz goes to India
http://nyti.ms/1QpG3Ky
and
http://nyti.ms/1LuLWcE

did you see chris chrisie have a moment of realization last night that he's made a terrible mistake?
https://www.facebook.com/ezraklein/videos/10154020677623410/
You'll want to turn up the volume on this one: https://vine.co/v/igH3wW1Khe9

Today's Word of the Day is dedicated to Trump:
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rodomontade

noun
1. vainglorious boasting or bragging; pretentious, blustering talk.

adjective
1. bragging.

Quotes
"The sloop I have the honour to command is always ready to put to sea," said Clonfert. That was mere rodomontade: no ship was always ready to put to sea unless she never used up any water, stores, powder or shot …
-- Patrick O'Brian, The Mauritius Command, 1977

Origin
Rodomontade stems from the name of a boastful king, Rodomonte, in the Italian epic poems Orlando innamorato (1483) and Orlando furioso (1516). It entered English in the early 1600s.
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LA News Chopper Stumbles Onto Formation Of V-22 Ospreys, Takes Amazing Footage
http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/la-news-chopper-stumbles-onto-fomation-of-v-22-ospreys-1762175465

A New Witness, a Strange Voicemail and More Revelations in the Peyton Manning-Jamie Naughright Saga
http://mmqb.si.com/mmqb/2016/03/01/peyton-manning-jamie-naughright-1996-incident-greg-johnson-voicemail

This guy totally faked his own death
http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/energy-ceo-mcclendon-dies-in-oklahoma-car-crash-a-day-after-indictment/ar-BBqg70b?li=BBnbfcL




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Goji Berry Butt Explosions

NSFW - Pretty in pink
http://i.imgur.com/Fb2mdEg.jpg

NSFW - in a very bizarre way... Getting jerked off while inside a woman, through her anus.
https://gfycat.com/SimpleSkeletalHyrax

NSFW - I miss Summer days
http://i.imgur.com/f5oqX1o.jpg

Scorcese, Pesci & DeNiro are teaming up to make the mob movie about the Jimmy Hoffa hit, I Heard You Paint Houses
http://bgr.com/2015/10/02/scorsese-de-niro-pacino-pesci-2016-mob-movie/

Handsome Men got it tough: https://www.mgmt.ucl.ac.uk/news/handsome-men-more-likely-be-rejected-competitive-jobs

Nickelodeon To Revive 'Legends of the Hidden Temple' As TV Movie  https://t.co/nnem5WkH5n

Airbnb nightmare: 7 bedrooms, a swimming pool — and a decomposing body in the garden\
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/03/01/airbnb-nightmare-seven-bedrooms-a-swimming-pool-and-a-decomposing-body-in-the-garden/?hpid=hp_no-name_hp-in-the-news%3Apage%2Fin-the-news

Howe Kinetic Sculptures (each sculpture has a youtube video if you click on the photo) - http://www.howeart.net/

CEOs armwrestle over rights to slogan http://priceonomics.com/how-southwest-airlines-settled-a-legal-dispute/

Stringer Bell as Roland in The Dark Tower series -
http://www.buzzfeed.com/keelyflaherty/matthew-mcconaughey-and-idris-elba-are-set-to-star-in-stephe#.qwXkGVO2E

Gross older sister farts - http://brobible.com/life/article/fart-so-gross-sister-scares/

DC Area bros - Dumplings, Peri Peri, ramen coming to Mosaic District
http://wtop.com/money/2016/03/dumplings-peri-peri-ramen-coming-to-mosaic-district/




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Jason Statham's Pectorals

Intuitive Door Design - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY96hTb8WgI

Russian teen wins month in hotel with pornstar in online competition: Ruslan Schedrin, 16, delighted with prospect of living with Ekaterina Makarova, while his mother is furious
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/12172724/Russian-teen-wins-month-in-hotel-with-pornstar-in-online-competition.html

Nat geo follow-up on the afghan girl: http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2002/04/afghan-girl/index-text

Destroyer - Kaputt
https://vimeo.com/18442047

Syrian rebels hitting Russian tank with rocket:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/checkpoint/wp/2016/02/26/watch-u-s-made-missile-goes-up-against-one-of-russias-most-advanced-tanks/

Silly Raccoons - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-DLY22ikl8&app=desktop

First Breath of Life - http://imgur.com/gallery/YsOqud7

Silly Cat Gif - http://www.mobilelikez.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image_url_1441254405.gif

What if the Redskins Never Traded for RG3?
http://www.hogshaven.com/2016/2/25/11112482/what-if-the-redskins-never-traded-for-rg3

Pokémon Sun And Moon Confirmed, Out This Year For 3DS
http://kotaku.com/pokemon-sun-and-moon-coming-holiday-2016-1761473403

The Most Stomach-Churning, Bizarre Details From Faye Resnick's 1994 Book, Nicole Brown Simpson: The Private Diary of a Life Interrupted
http://www.vulture.com/2016/02/faye-resnick-nicole-brown-simpson-private-diary-life-interrupted.html

Diamond and Silk's Rebuttal About The Pope Comment Concerning Donald Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuMYq3WmHSo

Pictures combined using neural networks
http://imgur.com/a/BAJ8j

Meet Tomatan, a wearable robot that feeds you tomatoes as you run
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/meet-tomatan-wearable-robot-that-feeds-you-tomatoes-you-run-1488706

NSFW - Nice tan lines
http://i.imgur.com/20hzTEF.jpg

NSFW - Looking out, freckles
http://i.imgur.com/PEtpzVO.jpg

NSFW - Nothing but Nikes
http://i.imgur.com/Rsxhpls.jpg

Semi-NSFW - Full Holes Official Trailer on Vimeo - https://vimeo.com/156628639

The 23 cities with the best quality of life in the world
http://www.businessinsider.com/mercer-2016-quality-of-living-worldwide-city-rankings-2016-2

How America Made Donald Trump Unstoppable: He's no ordinary con man. He's way above average — and the American political system is his easiest mark ever
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/how-america-made-donald-trump-unstoppable-20160224

There's something soothing about watching this robot go about it's day... you almost feel sorry for him when some asshole knocks him over. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVlhMGQgDkY

Cat settles in for a dog nap - http://imgur.com/gallery/sK7eeZu

John Oliver's Trump segment is real good:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnpO_RTSNmQ

i just like the burning teddy bear http://imgur.com/gallery/UbuovMV

Vintage India Photographs
http://www.oldpicsarchive.com/vintage-india-photographs-29-pics/22/

This Chris Farley story from Jay Mohr had me chortling
http://thebiglead.com/2016/02/25/jay-mohr-once-told-elaborate-story-about-chris-farley-pooping-out-a-window-at-30-rock/

Horse head in the bed
http://www.fox5ny.com/news/98767996-story

Trump mortgage failure
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-mortgage-failed-heres-what-that-says-about-the-gop-front-runner/2016/02/28/f8701880-d00f-11e5-88cd-753e80cd29ad_story.html

Trump supporters are legit
https://twitter.com/politico/status/704401142571274240

Thumbs Up for Rock and Roll!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaIvk1cSyG8




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