BroBlast: April 2016

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Red Rocket, Red Rocket

Conor McGregor has a baby-carrot dick

Weird Russian singer - Chum Drum Bedrum
https://youtu.be/tVj0ZTS4WF4?list=PL6keCSV8y1tiPUi5JEUKk3y-N3drmDd4Y

If you're late to the game, behold a "Thot" (kind of like the female version of a Fuckboi)
"A "thot" is not a slut: On popular slurs, race, class, and sex."
http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2014/10/16/a_thot_is_not_a_slut_on_popular_slurs_race_class_and_sex.html

Teenager accused of using app to livestream her friend being raped
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/04/13/teenager-accused-of-using-app-to-livestream-her-friend-being-raped/

Awesome Animation Video called "FORMS IN NATURE: Understanding Our Universe"
https://vimeo.com/155262093

The Most Satisfying Video in the World
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57JX7chwAOo

What it looks like when Russian attack jets fly 'dangerously close' to a Navy ship
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/checkpoint/wp/2016/04/13/russian-air-force-buzzed-u-s-navy-destroyer-repeatedly-in-baltic-sea/?tid=pm_pop_b

Rams picking first overall after major trade with Titans
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/15201946/tennessee-titans-trade-no-1-pick-los-angeles-rams

Hammy the Hamster
https://twitter.com/mrbutterchicken/status/720605077908647937

Interesting reddit post: "I work for a Swiss Private Bank and serve wealthy Russians"
https://www.reddit.com/r/PanamaPapers/comments/4e28vi/i_work_for_a_swiss_private_bank_and_serve_wealthy/

Man accidentally deletes his entire company with one line of bad code
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/man-accidentally-deletes-his-entire-company-with-one-line-of-bad-code-a6984256.html

Want to know what you and your wife are both into, in the freaky bedroom sense?
There's a website to make your life easier when discovering intimate fantasies of a couple
https://www.reddit.com/r/YouShouldKnow/comments/4er7p5/ysk_theres_a_website_to_make_your_life_easier/

New Radiohead album coming out in June: http://pitchfork.com/news/62800-radiohead-new-album-out-in-june-manager-says/

Lawyer Tricked Cop-Witness by Switching Defendant
http://www.nytimes.com/1994/07/29/us/at-the-bar-defense-lawyer-turns-the-tables-on-the-prosecutors-but-pays-a-price.html

A New Japanese Meme Involves People Comparing Baby's Arms To Bread -
http://www.buzzfeed.com/krishrach/parents-in-japan-are-comparing-their-babys-chub-to-bread-rol?bftwnews&utm_term=.xmq8dNa79#.brgyJe7NV
and
http://www.avclub.com/article/now-you-mention-it-japan-baby-arms-do-resemble-loa-235472

NSFW - Milking tutorial
http://youtu.be/WnQFJGKwy0M

Mechanicsville fishermen get big surprise on Miami fishing trip
http://www.nbc12.com/story/31733331/mechanicsville-fishermen-get-big-surprise-on-miami-fishing-trip

LOLZ! - KEVIN THE CUNT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuwprXAaSv0

If you don't get this, you're disconnected from today's youth/pop-culture
http://imgur.com/z5QGs2E

Every Michael Jackson Grunt - Multitrack Edition - 50% Speed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4SfCOFWxw&feature=youtu.be

I don't know what this is, but my friend Aaron sent it to me.
http://floatbabies.com/gallery/

SNL Mafia Skit. so good! LOLZ!
https://youtu.be/MwpmqMnngRk

With Czechia, Czech Republic Hopes Vowels Will Solve Name Puzzle
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/15/world/europe/czech-republic-seeking-a-snappier-nameconsiders-a-change.html

Happy Tax Day, this is an interesting article by an American living in Sweden about how taxes work there: http://www.vox.com/2016/4/8/11380356/swedish-taxes-love

Bernie knows what's up.
https://twitter.com/WORLDSTAR/status/720642173914390529

Graham Nash - "Our House" (live on Howard Stern)
https://youtu.be/sFL0fMSoVwU

NYC Brothel Customer? The Feds Now Have Your Number
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/04/14/nyc-brothel-customer-the-feds-now-have-your-number.html?via=twitter_page

Johnny Manziel Trashed a Rental Apartment in West Hollywood, Landlord Claims Cocaine Was Left There
http://thebiglead.com/2016/04/15/rental-property-owner-claims-he-found-passed-out-johnny-manziel-near-cocaine-mushrooms/

Chinese Crowding Our College Campuses (pretty sure this is racist)
http://www.eagleforum.org/publications/column/chinese-crowding-our-college-campuses.html

I want to go skiing here
http://www.alpineguru.com/chalets/switzerland/zermatt/chalet-zermatt-peak/

technology + tailor = https://www.mtailor.com/

Animated Music Video: http://imgur.com/gallery/aSbY8

Uber for MBA's
http://www.bostonglobe.com/business/technology/2016/04/15/uber-for-mbas-worrying-sign-for-knowledge-workers-everywhere/BJqxdFyeoM4f4giMzmSZSO/story.html

European Golfer Nicknamed "Beef" Can't Wait To Get Hammered And See His Family After His First Win
http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/european-golfer-nicknamed-beef-cant-wait-to-get-hammered-and-see-his-family-after-his-first-win/

For NY Islanders fans
https://vine.co/v/iF7hpv0uWng

I plan on watching this 6 part mini-series http://www.amc.com/shows/the-night-manager

Doctor Saves Baby's Life. 30 Years Later, the Favor Is Returned.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/doctor-saves-babys-life-30-years-later-the-115315203962.html

The Clash - Janie Jones: http://youtu.be/kyoW0tf6N-Q (rock)

Branded.me --> the creative Linkedin
http://techcrunch.com/2016/02/23/branded-me-adds-social-features-and-blogging-to-its-personal-website-builder/

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They warned me the devil would be handsome...

NSFW - Dick Puncher animation LOLZ - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLXOxnByJHM
and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcY1FQk7zY4

NSFW -Soft Rounded Curves!
http://i.imgur.com/VEesKuY.jpg

Aziz Ansari and Eric Wareheim Made a Very Goofy Video for Kanye's "Famous": Watch
http://pitchfork.com/news/64780-aziz-ansari-and-eric-wareheim-made-a-very-goofy-video-for-kanyes-famous-watch/?mbid=social_twitter

The Time Ted Cruz Defended a Ban on Dildos
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/04/ted-cruz-dildo-ban-sex-devices-texas

Valentino Khan - Deep Down Low (Official Music Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wl5BbUg05M

Hamilton Bohannon-foot stomping music 1975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MUBbyJ_goE

NSFW - BREASTFEEDING MY PUMPKIN TODDLER - MILK LEAK & FOOT STOMPING DAY341 母乳
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4gRMHMZMiA

Sensible LOLZ - https://imgur.com/gallery/K2iQEWu

This made me giggle, especially the username http://i.imgur.com/LG1BadJ.png

Kobe the hate conductor Nike commercial for his last game, pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQYz0I5dE_A

Flyers PUMP UP VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-E029odGrs

Mets fan gets rocked - https://vine.co/v/itzejVtWL6x

The Guardian analyzed ten years of comments on its site, 70 million something of them https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/apr/12/the-dark-side-of-guardian-comments

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Hot Rice Farts

THIS IS AMAZING (semi-NSFW) - LOLZ! - https://m.imgur.com/gallery/EqP38FH

LOLZ - Cat gets stuck in lampshade - http://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/milo-the-cat-getting-stuck-in-a-lampshade-is-the-most-intense-internet-video-in-a-while/
Video: https://twitter.com/OGFASA/status/719411298971348993

New video may suggest there was a possible "hit and run" in the Will Smith murder
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/new-orleans-saints-will-smith-new-video-shows-what-happened-before-killing-by-cardell-hayes/
Video: http://www.tmz.com/2016/04/12/will-smith-surveillance-video-shows-hit-and-run-moments-before-shooting/

Use this in your next meeting at work: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_in_a_poke

Brothers prank sister with zombie apocalypse after she come out of wisdom teeth surgery - http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2016/04/12/brothers-trick-sister-into-impending-zombie-apocalpyse-after-wisdom-teeth-surgery/82923966/
(Boy, do I hate those kids names. Millicent, Cabot, Barrett and Hudson.)

Some of the internet's finest trolls were discussing kid names recently. They mentioned that Mormons and/or peeps from Utah have had a trend of ridiculous names. I just found this. http://wesclark.com/ubn/ The Naming Matrix is great.

Simpsons LOLZ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOKaqBfhcIE
Simpsons LOLZ https://youtu.be/oSuQQEZpZZA

Does Onigirazu qualify as a sandwich?
https://www.reddit.com/r/eatsandwiches/comments/4eaovn/does_onigirazu_qualify_as_a_sandwich_my_dog_mugen/
Images: https://www.google.com/search?q=Onigirazu&biw=1280&bih=822&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjtgeb3tYnMAhWJGz4KHRrACKoQsAQIGw

NSFW - Surprised Miley
http://i.imgur.com/ndHL12E.jpg

This shit is crazy - Japanese Women's Wrestling.
http://imgur.com/gallery/NrBLn

"ANGEL" SONG BY TAHER SHAH (lolz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncdLBvFIIco&feature=youtu.be

Lolz Peter Pan (HOOK) Gif + cats = https://media.giphy.com/media/26tn1TLHpMTFXC0N2/giphy.gif

Fraternity at Tulane builds their own Trump wall, hot takes
https://twitter.com/NCaridadRalston/status/719916013207171072

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Baby Carrots Dick Society of America

The Real MVP Of The Masters Was Danny Willett's Drunk Brother Live-Tweeting It
http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/the-real-mvp-of-the-masters-was-danny-willetts-drunk-brother-live-tweeting-it/

This is, hands down, the douchiest clothing line i've ever seen in my life: http://www.htfu.com/

Just discovered this weirdo today, Mason Reese - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mason_Reese
He was a little kid in that got famous via TV commercials in the 70's... real weird
Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qNuo_T406w
Podcast on the Little guy: https://gimletmedia.com/episode/16-why-is-mason-reese-crying/

What I learned from tickling apes - http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/10/opinion/sunday/what-i-learned-from-tickling-apes.html

Local (DC) chef, Peter Chang, is a James Beard finalist. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/going-out-guide/wp/2016/03/15/aaron-silverman-and-peter-chang-are-among-d-c-s-finalists-for-2016-james-beard-awards/

I'm not a fan of country music but I kept an open mind while I listened to that new Sturgill Simpson album. I don't understand the appeal. Is it because the Dap Kings are on the album and it gives a soul element to his shitty voice and lyrics? It sounds like the cheesy music from early 90s movies, like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EecUGOngvM (Delbert McClinton - Weatherman)

After more than 3 decades on earth, i learned of a new type of precipitation this weekend...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graupel

LOLZ! Log to the face: http://i.imgur.com/iQQkVDU.gif

Somebody Spliced Together Ernie Els' Disaster Hole With Happy Gilmore
http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/somebody-spliced-together-ernie-els-disaster-hole-with-happy-gilmore/

Louis Oosthuizen Shoots Hole-In-One Off J.B. Holmes's Ball: http://deadspin.com/louis-oosthuizen-shoots-hole-in-one-off-j-b-holmess-ba-1770175718

Prank Caller Convinces Burger King Employees To Smash The Windows At Restaurant (VIDEO)
http://brobible.com/life/article/prank-caller-burger-king-smash-windows/

New Easter egg discovered in Mike Tyson's Punch Out https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/4dybvk/i_think_i_discovered_a_new_easter_egg_in_mike/

New GOT trailer
http://www.businessinsider.com/game-of-thrones-season-6-trailer-2016-4

LOL - Shameless Coworker Doing Nothing To Conceal Clearly Flaccid Penis Lying Beneath Khakis
http://www.theonion.com/article/shameless-coworker-doing-nothing-to-conceal-clearl-34448

Angry woman furiously lashes out Airlines staff after long flight delay
http://pzfeed.com/angry-woman-furiously-lashes-airlines-staff-long-flight-delay/

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Sandwich-eating Warlocks

Comedian pranks subway by shamelessly reading embarrassing books
http://mashable.com/2016/04/07/subway-fake-books/#N5DYKUsM6EqH

Hotels for Bros - https://youtu.be/RYPkisYnMe0?list=UUE4crQK9UpLdCWHGbS4CM3A

Penguins March to Their New Home at the Detroit Zoo
http://detroit.curbed.com/2016/4/7/11388574/penguins-detroit-zoo-polk-penguin-conservation-center

The OJ statue is real http://uproxx.com/tv/flavor-flav-oj-simpson-statue/

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raconteuse
\rak-uh n-TŒZ, -TOOZ, -TOOS\

noun
1. a woman who is skilled in relating stories and anecdotes interestingly.

Quotes
Lady Constance Keeble was a gifted raconteuse. She had the knack of telling a story in a way that left her audience, even when it consisted of a nephew who had to have the He-and-She jokes in the comic papers explained to him, with a clear grasp of what she was talking about.
-- P. G. Wodehouse, Uncle Fred in the Springtime, 1939

Origin
Raconteuse is the feminine form of the French term raconteur, which in turn derives from the verb raconter meaning "to tell." It entered English in the mid-1800s.
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Major Russell Wilson LOLZ!
http://imgur.com/FwxIug6

Insanely Small Donuts Made Before Your Very Eyes
http://kotaku.com/insanely-small-donuts-made-before-your-very-eyes-1769816899
Miniature eggs explained - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vM_povy9Ec

No more Brick :( http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/15160660/dbrickashaw-ferguson-choosing-retire-age-32

The trailer for ESPN's explosive O.J. Simpson documentary is here
http://www.businessinsider.com/espn-oj-simpson-documentary-trailer-2016-4

CONSPIRACY: Did You Hear The One About Doug Pederson Slaying His Secretary In KC Which Led Andy Reid To Play The Eagles Like A Fiddle?
http://www.barstoolsports.com/philadelphia/conspiracy-did-you-hear-the-one-about-doug-pederson-slaying-his-secretary-in-kc-and-which-led-to-andy-reid-playing-the-eagles-like-a-fiddle/

Excuse the TMZ link, but it's still Nicolas Cage putting Vince Neil in a headlock http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/vince-neil-brawls-nicolas-cage-las-vegas-hotel-article-1.2593501

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Adele's Hot Farts

James Harrison is a monster - https://www.instagram.com/p/BD4G21xjBhh/

Semi NSFW, Modern Family chick Ariel Winter throwing her buttcheeks around in the Bahamas
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3525463/Ariel-Winter-shows-stunning-beach-body-tiny-bikini-romantic-holiday-Bahamas-undergoing-breast-reduction.html#i-ec5c6768ac97e539

ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY Official Teaser Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wji-BZ0oCwg

A new Presidential Candidate - https://cthulhuforamerica.com/

kinda nsfw https://imgur.com/gallery/xg2avUz (LOLZ)

Florida Gov. Rick Scott gets an earful at Starbucks: 'You're an embarrassment to our state!' https://www.yahoo.com/news/rick-scott-florida-governor-starbucks-video-160142135.html

Chick gets rocked in the face - http://imgur.com/QER841M.gifv

NSFW - Boobs & Coffee
http://i.imgur.com/tw1fZAD.jpg

NSFW - amazing super hot "Girls Do Porn" babe
http://gfycat.com/GreenSecondKawala
NSFW - Full video of gif above - http://zoeycams.com/v/ph56cf8527b7734/gdp_hot_brunette.html
(her name is Sophia Leone)

LOL - Thrilling Ball Race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7mhFTAJvxA

Why Are there no Iranian Suicide Bombers? Evolving Islamic Democracy Matters!
http://www.juancole.com/2016/04/why-are-there-no-iranian-suicide-bombers-evolving-islamic-democracy-matters.html

For DC Bros - http://www.ismetroonfire.com/

Sturgill Simpsons new album - http://www.npr.org/2016/04/07/473237504/first-listen-sturgill-simpson-a-sailors-guide-to-earth

Ernie Els 7-putts from within 3 feet for a record 10 on first hole at Masters
http://espn.go.com/golf/masters16/story/_/id/15155410/ernie-els-7-putts-first-hole-record-10-masters

Great recipe if you're trying to feed a family of 4 (or 2 fat guys)
https://www.facebook.com/princesanji/videos/vb.248970961783005/904162992930462/?type=2&theater

Humping Rotisserie Chicken
https://imgur.com/QydklLn

Here's What Happened When Some Dude Ate Like The Rock For A Month
http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-rock-dwayne-johnson-diet/
and this: http://rockingfor30days.com/

Ron Goldman's sister tweets out OJ's prison address and is getting some heat for it
http://www.thewrap.com/ron-goldmans-sister-under-fire-for-tweeting-oj-simpsons-prison-address/

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Wang Sauce for ur Butt Brisket

For the Knicks fans...
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/knicks/tax-exemption-saves-msg-chairman-dolan-48-5m-fiscal-yr-article-1.2589753

Poldoore - Midnight In Saigon (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM9zd_kqfrw

This champagne gun really pisses me off for some reason - http://www.champagnegun.com/

Semi-NSFW: This Chick Masturbating On The NY Subway Is Why I Won't Ever Take the NY Subway
www.barstoolsports.com/boston/this-chick-masturbating-on-the-ny-subway-is-why-i-wont-ever-take-the-ny-subway/

(Note from fellow BroBlaster):
I just watched the Paul Thomas Anderson documentary about lil Jonny Greenwood gettin lost in India. It's basically 50 minutes of sick beats and closeups of super weird lookin Indian dudes awkwardly n awesomely gettin down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IQdsIUfnAA
Reminds me a lot of the Budos Band...the sum of the whole is greater than their farts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqMaTkWZ0Gg

NSFW - Just a little drunk
http://i.imgur.com/VJXhyvQ.jpg

Simpson's Tax Season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdGtrvCaras

Apparently this was a sweet Zelda tribute, but it's been taken down.
http://zelda30tribute.com

9 things Bernie Sanders should've known about but didn't in that Daily News interview
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2016/04/05/9-things-bernie-sanders-shouldve-known-about-but-didnt-in-that-daily-news-interview/

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man that Motel Voyeur article in yesterday's blast was a trip. I guess the fallout is on-going so there's not a lot of news about it yet. http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_29727885/aurora-motel-owner-decades-spied-guests-having-sex
In addition to collecting data on sexual styles and positions, foreplay, and pillow talk, Foos took an interest in his guests' bathroom habits. He had installed viewing grilles in several of the Manor House's bathrooms for this purpose. One woman sat on the toilet "side-saddle." A man sat on the toilet backward, facing the wall. Foos noted, "Every imaginable position or approach to the commode has been observed." More men than Foos could count urinated in the sink.

He also made note of guests whose behavior he found weird or upsetting: the guy who secretly urinated in his date's bourbon; the obese fellow who checked in with a much younger man and then dressed him up in a furry costume with horns, saying, "You are heavenly; I have never seen a more beautiful sheep-boy."
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GMU subs ASLS for ASSLaw - https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2016/04/05/george-mason-u-changes-name-of-scalia-law-school-to-avoid-embarrassing-acronyms/?tid=sm_tw

Is Rule 34 actually true?: An investigation into the Internet's most risqué law
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2016/04/06/is-rule-34-actually-true-an-investigation-into-the-internets-most-risque-law/

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Slugworth

The West Indies Is The Best, Most Exciting, Shit Talking-est Team In T20 Cricket
http://deadspin.com/the-west-indies-is-the-best-most-exciting-shit-talkin-1768922715

NSFW - Lost her Top
http://imgur.com/z390Gn9.jpg

Ron Darling Recalls The Ridiculous Amount Of Drugs The 1986 Mets Did During Games
http://brobible.com/sports/article/ron-darling-drugs-1986-mets/

New juice delivery service comes with a gift of cannabis
http://www.fox5dc.com/news/117109699-story

RIP Admiral Ackbar - http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-35965835

Beer for the Bernie Sanders fan - http://www.zerogravitybeer.com/bernie-weisse/

Jim Nantz Gave Ryan Arcidiacono His Neck Tie In Some Bizarre Final Four Tradition Made Up By Jim Nantz - http://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/jim-nantz-gave-ryan-arcidiacono-his-neck-tie-in-some-bizarre-made-up-final-four-tradition-made-up-by-jim-nantz/

This is really long, but for some reason I couldn't stop reading; it's the true story of a man who owned a hotel and spent decades spying on and chronicling the activities of his guests, viewing himself as a researcher:
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/04/11/gay-talese-the-voyeurs-motel

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Tuesday, April 12, 2016

I put my fundido in her molé

Concerts Create A Huge Amount Of Waste, And Jack Johnson Is Tackling It Head On
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jack-johnson-greening-concerts_us_56e1fed1e4b0860f99d878fe

ninnyhammer
\NIN-ee-ham-er\
noun
1. a fool or simpleton; ninny.

Qatar World Cup of Shame
https://www.amnesty.org/en/latest/campaigns/2016/03/qatar-world-cup-of-shame/

This is crazy. Chicago is insane
http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2016/04/01/man-shot-live-on-facebook.html

Pancake Slam Dunk - https://vine.co/v/ijbBrmt6T9U

Funny Stephen Colbert-isms - https://imgur.com/gallery/QVZwx

This tweet made me LOL - https://www.facebook.com/dropacidnotbombspls/photos/a.287720484700292.1073741837.224677184337956/900427906762877/?type=3&theater

Warriors' Andre Iguodala pranks teammate Festus Ezeli by making it seem like he has been cut. - http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/story/_/id/15107246/warriors-andre-iguodala-pranks-teammate-festus-ezeli-making-seem-cut

Han So-no!: https://imgur.com/gallery/i8NubXu

For any of you going through a tough time becuase of a woman
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/4cs0qg/dont_get_bitter_get_better/
and
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/2qfw0e/guide_to_monk_mode/
and
http://illimitablemen.com/2014/04/13/monk-mode/

Why the Antonin Scalia School of Law is the butt of all jokes right now
http://www.dailydot.com/politics/george-mason-law-name-change-antonin-scalia-school-of-law/

Embarrassed Norwegians and Social Scientists
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hjernevask

College hoops valuations - http://www.wsj.com/articles/how-much-is-your-college-basketball-team-worth-1459459516

No more dip at Nats games
http://espn.go.com/blog/washington-nationals/post/_/id/797/washington-d-c-looks-to-follow-other-cities-with-smokeless-tobacco-ban

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Jummy Olabanji

LOL - Whoppers (the candy)
http://i.imgur.com/aaaQjYR.gifv

NSFW - She's so happy
http://i.imgur.com/1FdO5UY.jpg

Great gift idea - http://amzn.com/B00AALGTTU

NSFW - enjoy these angry boobs. https://imgur.com/WVHZQno.gif

JAPAN - Freshness Burger campaign allows for women to eat massive burgers in public
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcd5qU-08jo

Man is reported to police in Sweden for doing a 'revenge fart' after woman denied him sex
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3515202/Man-reported-police-Sweden-doing-revenge-fart-woman-denied-sex.html

A Chick Held Her Boyfriend With A Knife To Make Him Apologize On Video For Liking Photos Of Instagram Hoes
http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/a-chick-held-her-boyfriend-with-a-knife-to-make-him-apologize-on-video-for-liking-photos-of-instagram-hoes/

#NeverTrump Activist Unhinged, Backflips w/ F#ck you fat B:tch **Language Warning**
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY1zqLK9O2I

Gamecocks Claim They Were Invited To The NCAA Tournament By Accident [UPDATE]
http://deadspin.com/gamecocks-claim-they-were-invited-to-the-ncaa-tournamen-1768260464

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Carlton Banks used to J.O. to Hillary Banks off camera

Neckbeard Lolz - Burglar katana blade
https://youtu.be/wAkCLpMtjlM (i like the way he says "Burglar")

Star Wars: The Force Awakens - Casting Rey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th9WjOogezQ

Terminix fined $10 million; pesticide poisoned family in Virgin Islands
http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/29/health/terminix-fined-virgin-islands-pesticide/index.html

D'Angelo Russell has broken the most sacred of bro codes... wow...
http://deadspin.com/report-lakers-angry-at-d-angelo-russell-over-leaked-ni-1767915054
Lol: http://imgur.com/pspUKjS

New York, New York, so nice that rats crawl all over you if you fall asleep in the subway
http://abcnews.go.com/US/rat-crawls-sleeping-man-subway/story?id=38029819

More crazy shit coming out of Trump's mouth: https://twitter.com/alivitali/status/715244637410041856

This $8.3 Million Italian Castle Comes With Its Own Town
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-03-29/castle-di-sismano-umbria-italy-listed-at-8-3-million

DC Bros: Metro could shut down entire rail lines to do extended maintenance, board chair says - https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/trafficandcommuting/2016/03/30/fba8ae0a-f688-11e5-9804-537defcc3cf6_story.html

Oldie but goodie: World's Biggest Fart - The Hippo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8

Trump Supporter Pepper Sprays 15 Year Old Trump Protester After She Throws A Punch At Rally
http://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/trump-supporter-pepper-sprays-15-year-old-trump-protester-after-she-throws-a-punch-at-rally/

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Sir, the hotdog in your shorts is winking at me

Info on Capitol Hill shooter - http://heavy.com/news/2016/03/larry-dawson-us-capitol-visitor-center-shooting-march-2016-suspect-injuries-wounded-facebook-page-tennessee/

An Entire Irish Pub Singing Along To "Mr. Brightside" To Honor Their Dead Friend Is The Greatest Sendoff Imaginable - http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/an-entire-irish-pub-signing-along-to-mr-brightside-to-honor-their-dead-friend-is-the-greatest-sendoff-imaginable/

The USMNT Better Goddamn Beat Guatemala
http://screamer.deadspin.com/the-usmnt-better-goddamn-beat-guatemala-1767666729

Someone Fell For A Police Department's Fake Ebola-Tainted Meth Warning
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tainted-meth-alert-arrest-texas_us_56f8cf4ee4b0a372181a44a0

Adorbz - Just a Trim - https://imgur.com/gallery/ixdROuE

Every Grunt from Home Improvement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQwYNca4iog#action=share

Man moves to San Francisco, pays $400 a month to sleep in wooden box in friends' living room - https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/03/29/man-moves-to-san-francisco-pays-400-a-month-to-sleep-in-wooden-box-inside-friends-living-room/

Get yourself a can of "Hot Kid Milk" (lol)
http://www.amazon.com/Want-Milk-Drink-10-6-Ounce/dp/B007A54V76

This is an excerpt of an article about Jim Nantz in Golf Digest (full article here: http://www.golfdigest.com/story/my-shot-jim-nantz)
On the other hand, there's a little Jack Nicholson in "Five Easy Pieces" in me. I'm a breakfast guy: three eggs scrambled, with bacon and wheat toast, burnt. The problem is, it never came back burnt. For years it would arrive limp and tan, which brought breakfast to a standstill when I sent the toast back. It was costing me 10 minutes a day, which, multiplied by six days a week, is four hours a month. That's 48 hours—two full days—per year. My friends, time is currency. My wife, Courtney, got tired of hearing me complain about it. She found a photograph on the Internet of a kitchen toaster ejecting two slices of burnt toast. She minimized it, printed it out and had it laminated. She insisted I put it in my wallet. When I order, I present the photo to my server. I get some strange looks, but I can assure you, the toast now arrives black and scary, just the way I like it.

Here's a complete breakdown of all the food/bev changes at Nats Stadium this year. Major beer overhaul now that they inked a deal with InBev / Anhauser Bush. No more Red Porch or Miller Lite bars. I bet they stop doing $6 tall boys before first pitch too. Assholes.
http://www.washingtonian.com/2016/03/29/5-new-things-to-look-for-at-nationals-park-2016/

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🍇 Babes Love Wine 🍇

Smart Parka - The World's First Complete Winter Coat
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/577214365/smart-parka-worlds-first-complete-winter-coat

Squishy lil hamster done broke - https://instagram.com/p/BDe1QojDJ42/

Women who cant keep their hands to themselves VS. Men who hit back
http://youtu.be/WiXA9SOzE3Y

Move Over, Butt Stuff: Hand Jobs Are Back -- http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/03/hand-jobs-are-the-new-butt-stuff.html

Family Guy - Black Woman In Hindsight
https://youtu.be/9AajslFuPro

Esther Irene Stokes: I'm Too Racist To 'Fondle' Black Student
http://newsone.com/2392794/esther-irene-stokes-racist-sex-defense/

Semi-NSFW - Kate Upton - Happy Easter
http://youtu.be/RBaQBY8mq28

Watch the Latest Game of Thrones Teaser -- Vulture
http://www.vulture.com/2016/03/watch-the-latest-game-of-thrones-teaser.html?mid=twitter_vulture

Highest-ranking Navy officer yet sentenced in sex-for-secrets scandal
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/checkpoint/wp/2016/03/25/highest-ranking-navy-officer-yet-facing-prison-time-in-sex-for-secrets-scandal/
"He has admitted to systematically bribing "scores" of Navy personnel by plying them with prostitutes, envelopes of cash, stays at resorts and Epicurean feasts when their ships docked at ports throughout Asia."

M83 - Solitude - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HA6kS5WeYw

Will Ferrell Moves to Alexandria, Virginia
http://www.oreillypost.com/alexandria/will-ferrell-moves-to-alexandria-virginia/

Huge things getting destroyed - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d83-zwmjxCA

Machine destroys everything - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGvyhQJA4EI

How does the brain know when to stop eating?
http://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/news/media/releases/portion_control_cells_found_in_mouse_brain_that_signal_stop_eating

Cops restrain crazed man in Manhattan by placing him in body bag
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/manhattan/cops-restrain-crazed-man-nyc-placing-body-bag-article-1.2578382

Town in rural southern Nevada up for sale for $8 million
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/8d5460d99a724570802bb62ae937a771/town-rural-southern-nevada-sale-8-million

22 Intensely Pleasurable Old Words We Need To Bring Back
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/old-british-words-we-need-to-bring-back#.lrklbkyjw

Good list of YoutTube livestreams - http://digg.com/2016/best-live-streams-internet

Semi-NSFW - No hands pushup - https://m.imgur.com/gallery/CM9D61S

This 20K hoverboard actually flies, we can stop calling these roller boards "hooverboards"
http://money.cnn.com/video/technology/2015/12/28/arca-hoverboard.cnnmoney/index.html

Good for Jon Lovitz! - http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/58-year-old-jon-lovitz-is-apparently-dating-and-possibly-engaged-to-27-year-old-90210-star-jessica-lowndes/

Iron shoulder Ref - https://gfycat.com/WarmheartedPertinentAcornbarnacle

Researchers interested in the costs and benefits of social behavior studied Japanese macaques, looking for ties between social contacts and lice.
http://www.nytimes.com/video/science/100000004293530/sciencetake-itching-to-be-popular.html?smid=pl-share

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Why, ma'am.. I would LOVE to eat lunch off your butt!

Ted Cruz Sex Scandal - National Enquirer breaking that he's had 5 extra-marital affairs.
http://gawker.com/national-enquirer-ted-cruz-has-had-at-least-5-extramar-1767002606

3/5 ladies identified: https://imgur.com/2yNd2GM
Apparently, this has been underground for a while. Here's a post from March 11.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141375781

McDonald's Big Breakfast + Hotcakes... reminds me of childhood...
http://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en/food/product_nutrition.breakfast.3590.big-breakfast-with-hotcakes-regular-size-biscuit.html

(LOL) Batman v. Superman - Sad Affleck - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwXfv25xJUw&feature=youtu.be

This movie's plot sounds crazy - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncle_David

Wedding Haka - Subtitled & translated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT7Iyk8LoEg&feature=youtu.be
The haka is from the Maorians/New Zeland natives. It is a part of our culture. The haka back in the day were done at funerals/wedding/any celebration that took place. It was mainly started during wars as the expressions on their faces/eyes rolling back and the tongue was a way of them saying to their enemies what they were going to do them. Today the haka is presented at rugby games/football as Polynesian kids are bringing it and introducing it to society. It is sacred and only Maorians will have that special connections with their ancestors as they can feel their spirit when they are performing the haka. To perform the haka one must know the meaning behind it. Today football teams use it as a way to pump them up and motivate them to play a good game.

Grateful Dead cover album...
https://open.spotify.com/album/2QxmW3XSPrBWrR1pB8j26T

This gif makes me uncomfortable. So I figured it was best if I shared it with all of you.
https://imgur.com/gallery/sH2tqKT

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