Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Eat the booty like Groceries, seriously. Please.

Keep lying to your loved ones

Free Education and Test Prep - http://www.mometrix.com/academy/

BroBlast Correction, yesterday's racist commercial was Chinese, not Japanese
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/26/racist-chinese-advert-appalls-viewers/

The chick from last week's Game of Thrones that gets topless in the mummer's show
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4730958/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t30

Celebrate Memorial Day with German music - jürgen paape - so weit wie noch nie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJOIpqJ2VqA

Ducks are the Best (lolz) - http://ducksarethebest.com
 
She is HOT... "Meet the female politics student who ran away to fight ISIS and says militants are 'easy to kill'" - http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/meet-female-politics-student-who-8060172

The Only Part Of Last Night's Spelling Bee That Matters Is This Kid's Ice Cold Game
http://digg.com/video/spelling-bee-mean-kid

Dr Heimlich saves choking woman with maneuver he invented
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36400365

In case you didn't already know what you were doing, here's a guide to grilling just about anything this Memorial Day weekend - http://digg.com/2016/memorial-day-grilling-guide

Penguin Lolz - http://i.imgur.com/HNQZIkz.jpg

Jurassic Park LOLZ! - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjeYsilUoAATQ51.jpg

This made me LOL, so true!
https://imgur.com/f0hLKeu?r

U wanna get fit!? Get urself a TugToner
https://imgur.com/gallery/mV8gkok




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Water Bottle Flipping Student gets Double BJ

Shooting at T.I. Concert in New York Kills One
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/26/nyregion/people-are-shot-at-irving-plaza-during-ti-concert-police-say.html?_r=1

Benji Hughes - Neighbor Down the Hall (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-lzm11y1JM

State dept. OIG report on Clinton emails is out http://www.politico.com/story/2016/05/hillary-clinton-email-inspector-general-report-223553

Kirk Cousins = cornball
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/05/kirk-cousins-worst-pump-up-playlist-of-all-time-creed-switchfoot

Youz guys ever hear of this app called Curiosity? It spits out 5 lil pop news/trivia articles each day. Eg: Why do animals eat poo? Why do birds sing in the morning? Is farting good for you? Why did the airforce play with cats in space?
I like the cut of its jib so far:
https://curiosity.com/featured/

Funny prank video, LOLZ
https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/2283040031719043/

Dad uses CGI with his kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWTB23Q0I1g

"Heavy Metal Parking Lot" (1986) - FULL MOVIE - 1986 Judas Priest Concert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDDnuhbDFeY

Misty - Ella Fitzgerald - Musical Saw - Serrucho Musical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPsgwhxrTWA

I really liked this slow-mo beat boxing one - https://curiosity.com/paths/beatboxing-in-slow-motion-smarter-every-day-109-smarter-every-day/

Guys cutting cars in half with axes for sport - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0XMNeqmRvg

From a Boston Bro: I am addicted to watching Curt Schilling on Periscope.
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1gqxvAZmzApJB

Racist Japanese Commercial (the original Mr. Sparkle?)
http://gizmodo.com/yo-fuck-this-commercial-1778914903

This just made me LOL
https://twitter.com/flmolly/status/735861823887540224/photo/1

My favorite 'hood name in DC https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swampoodle,_Washington,_D.C.

Redneck smashes windshield with head
https://youtu.be/liSJ0kpm-7M

"Hold Door" button on elevator
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjPEMAKVEAEUeDq.jpg:large

This it the kind of knucklehead stuff we'd probably do if we were in high school still - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdUVtEeg9I4



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Last Dollop of Booger Sugar

Where do you draw the line
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjP05jYUkAAA42l.jpg:large

Billionaire bankrolling Hulk Hogan's lawsuit against Gawker - http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/25/business/dealbook/peter-thiel-is-said-to-bankroll-hulk-hogans-suit-against-gawker.html

The Infiltrator Trailer: Bryan Cranston Switches Teams, Decides That Drugs Are Bad and So Are the People Selling Them - http://www.vulture.com/2016/04/watch-bryan-cranston-in-the-infiltrator-trailer.html#

This lil bit really reminds me of the Troy McClure compilation....The Presidents Neck is Missing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asITAQRN4pg

I don't really know what this is, but it's some crazy Japanese shit (Giant roach motel)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=topVkP8WBb4&feature=youtu.be



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Chuck Norris' Dick-beard

Welcome Home to the Shithole of Annandale, VA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-GrF87b82Q

Huffing Cacao - http://www.ozy.com/fast-forward/the-party-drug-that-will-give-you-a-sweet-high/68579

Can White Kids Grow Up To Be Black? Some Preschoolers Think So
http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2016/05/19/can-white-kids-grow-up-to-be-black-some-preschoolers-think-so/

Chewbaca Lady get auto tuned song: https://youtu.be/DAFhtY_wHyY

Detroit scheduled for Shake Shack in 2017: http://www.detroitnews.com/story/business/2016/05/23/shake-shack-open-downtown-detroit/84807802/

Containership's Starry Night in Amazing 4K HD
http://gcaptain.com/watch-containerships-starry-night-in-amazing-4k-hd/

Hunter S. Thompson On Finding Your Purpose
http://yourfriendshouse.com/uncategorised/hunter-s-thompson-on-finding-your-purpose/

Romo LOLZ
http://dailysnark.com/report-tony-romo-arrested-north-carolina-using-mens-bathroom/


gormless    
\GAWRM-lis\
adjective
1. Chiefly British Informal. lacking in vitality or intelligence; stupid, dull, or clumsy.
Quotes
She was clearly a gormless girl, and just as clearly an ideal match for his gormless grandson.
-- Tom Sharpe, The Throwback, 1978
 

Origin of gormless
Gormless is a variation on the earlier term gaumless, based on the Scots and Northern English gaum meaning "heed, attention."

R.I.P., GOP: How Trump Is Killing the Republican Party
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/r-i-p-gop-how-trump-is-killing-the-republican-party-20160518

Sports Authority to close all remaining stores
http://money.cnn.com/2016/05/18/news/companies/sports-authority-closing/

Setlist from first Radiohead show in 4 years: http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/05/radiohead-kick-off-a-moon-shaped-pool-world-tour-in-amsterdam-video-setlist/

LOL gif - http://imgur.com/gallery/kAwANsz

Fun vietnamese music video - Bài Ca Thịt Nướng - Hari Won
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mikfm5cofVE

Great Hulk Hogan tank top
https://represent.com/hulkhogan/hulkmaniacs-for-a-better-america-brother-tshirt?var=re42

Heated road rage caught on camera
https://twitter.com/ABC7/status/732252662884769792

Drug-addicted Puppy
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/23/puppy-addicted-to-heroin-and-meth-found-in-motel-room/

John Daly Closes His Round With An Eagle, Gestures To The Crowd That He Needs A Drink
http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/john-daly-closes-his-round-with-an-eagle-gestures-to-the-crowd-that-he-needs-a-drink

Drone Star Wars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZLrs9gX73M

Seal is savaged by wolves in the brilliant new Lonely Island movie trailer
http://www.shortlist.com/entertainment/films/seal-is-savaged-by-wolves-in-the-brilliant-new-lonely-island-movie-trailer

Fat Joe: Biggie's 'I Got a Story to Tell' was about Anthony Mason
http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2016/05/16/fat-joe-biggie-smalls-story-tell-anthony-mason

Jeff Hornacek's daughter
http://bustedcoverage.com/2016/05/19/jeff-hornacek-daughter-abby-photos-instagram-knicks-usc/

The Walkmen: New Country (chill song) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH9FyyBK0x0

Self-Driving Cars in Pitt
http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/news/2016/05/19/uber-begins-testing-self-driving-cars-pittsburgh/84587848/

Cuckold city:  http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/280639-trump-mocks-chris-christies-weight-while-headlining-the-governors-event

San Diego Gay Men's Choir is a pretty hilarious way to get introduced to a baseball stadium
https://www.buzzfeed.com/davidmack/a-gay-choir-says-they-were-humiliated-by-a-major-league-base?bftw&utm_term=.sxZK22JGB7#.oq8kYY9JNQ

I enjoyed this SNL sketch
http://www.gq.com/story/farewell-mr-bunting-snl

Eli Apple's mom, Annie, to contribute to Sunday NFL Countdown
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/15683186/eli-apple-mom-annie-contribute-espn-sunday-nfl-countdown

Banker plunges to his death after eating magic mushrooms
http://nypost.com/2016/05/23/man-jumps-to-his-death-after-taking-magic-mushrooms/

Kelly Slater Built the Perfect Wave. Can He Sell It to the World?
http://bloom.bg/1WftXuU

DJ Hodor
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/05/23/dj-hodor-lives-on-the-secret-musical-life-of-game-of-thrones-star-kristian-nairn.html





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Banging hot babes with freckles, fuck yeah!

Internet Man Flays Post-Human ESPN Shithead Darren Rovell By Tunelessly Singing His Dumb Tweets - http://deadspin.com/internet-man-flays-posthuman-espn-shithead-darren-rovel-1777238988

Speith hits a marshmallow off a golf ball and eats it out of the air
http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/jordan-spieth-can-hit-a-marshmallow-off-a-golf-ball-and-into-his-mouth-apparently/

Hillary Clinton lying for 13 straight minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dY77j6uBHI

RG3 story:  http://theundefeated.com/features/the-puzzling-plummet-of-rgiii/

Sanders sticks it to the Democratic Party
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/05/bernie-sanders-democratic-party-223280

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embonpoint
\French ahn-bawn-PWAN\

noun

1. excessive plumpness; stoutness.

Quotes
An embonpoint that was just sufficient to distinguish her from most of her companions, a fine colour, brilliant eyes, a sweet smile, rich hair, and such feet and hands as Sir George Templemore had, somehow--he scarcely knew how, himself--fancied could only belong to the daughters of peers and princes, rendered Grace so strikingly attractive this evening, that the young baronet began to think her even handsomer than her cousin.
-- James Fenimore Cooper, Home as Found, 1838
 
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NSFW - plump indian babe for my half-asian friend
http://i.imgur.com/O65IMT6.jpg?1

NSFW - naked babe selfie
http://i.imgur.com/aK5VHEW.jpg

NSFW - Bouncing around [GIF]
https://gfycat.com/GivingDimGoa

Here's Your Culinary Bucket List Straight From A Travel Pro
https://www.buzzfeed.com/anniedaly/in-it-for-the-food?utm_term=.nbjX3m8R9#.rs1k01vjZ

The Night John Belushi Sang w/ The Grateful Dead & Cartwheeled Onstage.1980. A comic ambush - https://t.co/4kidqiLwCV

The Premature Indie Rock Nostalgia of Wolf Parade's Comeback Show
http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/1153-the-premature-indie-rock-nostalgia-of-wolf-parades-comeback-show/

New Crowdfunding Option Popular on Opening Day
http://www.bna.com/new-crowdfunding-option-n57982072560/

Kylie Jenner sex tape apparently about to leak
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=11640578

A weird little song for you - https://youtu.be/UK5GMD-glO0



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Jean Gray is a slut cock-tease

Adorbz Otter! Goo!
https://twitter.com/mindblowing/status/732348103492132867

GOAT MAN
www.npr.org/2016/05/14/477964010/when-being-human-got-his-goat-this-designer-became-one

Clowns and Tiny horses to placate the sheeple
http://www.nbcnews.com/business/travel/tsa-lines-causing-frowns-bring-clowns-tiny-horses-n574816

In unrelated matters. Go into Uber click on the drop down menu. Click add promo code and type in ANDROIDPAY to get $10 off your next Uber ride. (Don't worry the code works on iOS too) - expired 05/31 though.

The TSA is a waste of money that doesn't save lives and might actually cost them
http://www.vox.com/2016/5/17/11687014/tsa-against-airport-security

Welp, this woman just gave birth on Facebook Live
http://www.dailydot.com/lifestyle/facebook-live-birth/?tw=dd

Not a good look for the IOC, 31 retests test positive for steroids in the Beijing Olympics
http://deadspin.com/ioc-discovers-31-new-positives-in-retests-of-2008-dopin-1777049844

what a weird story. I never knew all the "obscenity" hysteria around rock and roll led to songs being completely banned by state governors, or years-long investigations by the FBI. I just thought it was groups of moms destroying records'n shit. http://www.newhistorian.com/fbi-reports-just-cant-understand-louie-louie/6495/
http://www.npr.org/2015/05/02/403623915/louie-louie-indecipherable-or-indecent-an-fbi-investigation
https://vault.fbi.gov/louie-louie-the-song/louie-louie-the-song/view

If you see a wild animal struggling, don't interfere, let nature take its course - http://fusion.net/story/302846/cold-baby-bison-euthanized/

New 'Pilot' Earpiece Translates Languages for You in Real Time
http://www.cntraveler.com/stories/2016-05-17/new-pilot-earpiece-translates-languages-for-you-in-real-time

Psych Facts - https://imgur.com/gallery/MtGPF

Watching this carrot harvester in action is hypnotizing - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99pOKIwhMjw

RoadPrinter bricklayer paving machine by RP Systems, paving the easy way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m89khGGrM_4

Fordham Hoops Coach's Wife Blows Him Up On Twitter For Cheating On Her
http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/fordham-hoops-coachs-wife-blows-him-up-on-twitter-for-cheating-on-her/

Check out this awesome rice transplanting machine - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmAXM_c3mK4

In Player Two, brothers bond over a shared love of The Legend Of Zelda
http://www.avclub.com/article/player-two-brothers-bond-over-shared-love-legend-z-236853

This tweet made me laugh.
https://twitter.com/TQ_iBall24/status/732360926293315584

Odor gets 8 Game suspension for punching Joey Bats
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/15577350/rougned-odor-texas-rangers-suspended-8-games-punching-toronto-blue-jays-jose-bautista




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Hock a loogy in me pooter

Cannaseur One Is a Humidor for Your Weed
http://coolmaterial.com/home/cannaseur-one-weed-humidor/

Chance the Rapper releases new mixtape Coloring Book: Stream/Download
-- Featuring contributions from Kanye West, Jay Electronica, Justin Bieber, Future, Lil Wayne, and more  - http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/05/chance-the-rapper-releases-new-mixtape-coloring-book-stream-download/

Rolling Stones Top 100 Hip Hop songs all time
http://feature.rollingstone.com/100-greatest-hip-hop-songs/

John Boehner LOLZ
https://imgur.com/U1KI4vr

Donald Trump masqueraded as publicist to brag about himself
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/donald-trump-alter-ego-barron/2016/05/12/02ac99ec-16fe-11e6-aa55-670cabef46e0_story.html

SHAMPOO PRANK PART 1!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqBP0SDtwvg

Looks like folks in Colorado and their SUBIES got issues
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/13/business/subaru-recalls-more-than-48000-vehicles-for-steering-problems.html

Some Grateful dead - https://archive.org/details/gd1978-05-17.sbd.scotton.miller.109000.flac16

New Jersey Is in a Pickle Over Pork Sandwich: Lawmakers struggle over which name to use for the official state sandwich - http://www.wsj.com/articles/new-jersey-is-in-a-pickle-over-pork-sandwich-1462576656 (If you get a paywall, right click the headline, search google for it, click the first result and you too can join the debate.)

Defendant Pulls Bags Of Weed Out Of His Undies In Front Of Judge And The Official Court...: http://brobible.it/1Wv2CVs

2014 HouseWives of Benning Road
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my4gF5Wg7ug

Miike Snow - Genghis Khan (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E

There's a 5.5-million-year-old alien world hiding under Romania
http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/blogs/55-million-year-old-alien-world-hiding-under-romania

10 Chill Songs
http://imgur.com/gallery/g37Fm

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botryoidal    
\bo-tree-OID-l\
adjective
1. Mineralogy. having the form of a bunch of grapes: botryoidal hematite.


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All you lawyers can throw away your degrees...
Artificially Intelligent Lawyer "Ross" Has Been Hired By Its First Official Law Firm
 http://futurism.com/artificially-intelligent-lawyer-ross-hired-first-official-law-firm/
 
Man Receives First Penis Transplant in the United States
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/17/health/thomas-manning-first-penis-transplant-in-us.html?_r=0

People's Golfer 1.5 Will Wilcox with an ace at 17.
https://twitter.com/BarstoolTrent/status/731193241589014528/video/1

Notorious Thugs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6XhzXB3oY8 (we mean mug...)
I.L.B.T's - Joe Walsh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET7wb651VFI (Uh Huh!)
Here comes the weekend - Dave Edmunds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwxIbbwLkKU&spfreload=5 (clean fun)

Chill:
Foxygen - No Destruction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg-RT9Iqg2U

Great Baseball FIGHT! ODOR!
http://deadspin.com/blue-jays-call-rangers-gutless-and-cowardly-after-e-1776828336

NSFW - Jiggly Tennis babes!
https://imgur.com/gallery/dXfiptB

Vince Wilfork smackin' dingers while wearing overalls:
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/look-vince-wilfork-busted-out-his-overalls-for-j-j-watts-softball-game/

The 13 most useless majors:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/galleries/2012/04/23/the-13-most-useless-majors-from-philosophy-to-journalism.html

Seven Places in Europe We Call Home: From Madrid to Istanbul, our contributors reveal the hidden delights of their European homes: jewel-box gardens, neighborhood cafes, secret coves.
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/05/12/travel/seven-places-europe.html?emc=eta1




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Rooty Tooty Fresh ole' Booty

High School Relay Team Uses High Jump Pole Instead Of Baton, Wins
http://fittish.deadspin.com/high-school-relay-team-uses-high-jump-pole-instead-of-b-1776145985

Just when you thought George Zimmerman had gone away... now he's auctioning off the gun he used to kill Trayvon... scumbag. - http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36273488

Friends prank their buddy at the airport using a dildo and a water bottle
http://mashable.com/2016/05/11/dildo-prank-airport/?utm_cid=mash-com-Tw-main-link#PAXokG3aYZqy

Can I get my dick back plz ?!?
http://www.thewrap.com/caitlyn-jenner-experienced-sex-change-regret-might-de-transition-biographer-says/

For Bros that like Marathons -
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/15/sports/two-hour-marathon-yannis-pitsiladis.html?_r=0

Twiddle - Lost in the Cold https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VXqOcqWIy4  (chill song)

This interactive Game Of Thrones map has everything
http://quartermaester.info/

Sloan from Entourage shows her BOOBIES, for art (Semi-NSFW)
http://brobible.com/girls/article/sloan-entourage-topless-art-exhibit-hot/

One of the most successful doping ploys in sports history occurred at the 2014 Olympics in Sochi - https://t.co/CTjdVpKYVQ

You can now Google right from your iPhone keyboard
http://ht.ly/SGaQ3008wEx

How Reche Caldwell Googled his way from the Patriots to prison
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/15472532/how-reche-caldwell-googled-way-patriots-prison

This Bro Caught A MASSIVE Tuna That Turned Out To Be A New World Record, But Then He F**ked Up Royally -http://brobible.com/sports/article/yellowfin-tuna-world-record-los-pisces/

Kendra Wilkinson Just Ended Holly Madison On Twitter, And People Are Going Bananas
http://uproxx.com/webculture/kendra-wilkinson-holly-madison-twitter/

Why it's important to see Trump's tax returns, from a guy who saw Trump's tax returns - http://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2016-05-12/time-for-donald-trump-to-release-his-tax-returns

Drunk guy doesn't know how to off-road and ruins nice jeep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2L08dzkg_g

Trump's Chief Nickname Strategist Makes Stephen Cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cra47Pdok2g

Thug Life Otter
http://i.imgur.com/55MiEk4.gifv



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Don't Fart in the Soup

Will McAvoy returns to address Clinton v Trump.
https://twitter.com/MarkHalperin/status/730346256027942913

Dead & Company Performs "Not Fade Away"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cutI6c75TrM

GoT meets Star Wars:
http://i.imgur.com/IqaFJFh.gifv

Grateful Dead members hope to boost pot legalization on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live'
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/envelope/cotown/la-et-ct-grateful-dead-cannabis-kimmel-20160509-snap-story.html

Luke and Owen Wilson are making a prison comedy with Martin Lawrence: http://vult.re/1TEaKMJ

North Carolina school system to allow pepper spray
http://www.wwaytv3.com/2016/05/10/north-carolina-school-system-to-allow-pepper-spray/

Domino's staff save favorite customer's life by checking in on him after he failed to place an order in 11 days and discover he had suffered a possible stroke
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3583082/Domino-s-staff-saves-known-customer-s-life-doing-welfare-check-growing-concerned-hadn-t-placed-order-11-days-suffering-medical-emergency.html

The Natural, Bartolo "Big Sexy" Colon edition
https://sports.vice.com/en_us/highlight/a-genius-spliced-bartolo-colons-home-run-into-the-natural/?utm_source=vicesportstwitter

Reese's Is Making Peanut Butter Cups Filled With Reese's Pieces
http://uproxx.com/life/reeses-cups-pieces-combined/



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