BroBlast: September 2013

Monday, September 30, 2013

Jamba Juice now has a Berry Enema option

Epic Slip 'N Slide Pool Party!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WMPMzhglGoo

NSFW - YAMS - NSFW- YAMS - NSFW- YAMS --- need i say more?
https://vimeo.com/72349831

BILLY RAY SHOULD'VE PULLED OUT -- Best gameday sign
http://deadspin.com/billy-ray-shouldve-pulled-out-georgia-lsu-gameday-s-1417012086

CIA declassified information admits that Area 51 does exsist.
http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2013/8/17/cia-acknowledgesexistenceofmysteriousarea51testsite.html

Can't wait to 'Bake a pie' later:
http://i.imgur.com/8oizxaH.jpg

Crazy interception return for a touchdown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYKVmfH6wnc#t=50

Here Is The Defining GIF Of Mario Balotelli's Career
http://deadspin.com/here-is-the-defining-gif-of-mario-balotellis-career-1426168483

For all the Argentines out there
http://www.buzzfeed.com/conzpreti/things-argentines-know-to-be-true

Bikers attack SUV after driver rams riders
http://nypost.com/2013/09/30/bikers-attack-suv-after-driver-rams-riders/

SPOILER ALERT!
'Breaking Bad' finale: What happened to Walt — and to us
http://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/tv/breaking-bads-last-episode/2013/09/29/c6bd9fe6-292d-11e3-8ade-a1f23cda135e_story.html

Warren Buffett's Fourth Tweet Ever Was About 'Breaking Bad'
http://www.businessinsider.com/warren-buffetts-breaking-bad-tweet-2013-9

This is pretty interesting Sopranos trivia in the first couple paragraphs http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/2012/12/alan_sepinwall_s_the_revolution_was_televised_excerpt_david_chase_and_the.html

Deep Vein Thrombosis!?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/brooklyn-al-qaeda-supporter-sues-u-s-article-1.1471336

SPOILER ALERT!
Every bad thing to have ever happened to Jesse Pinkman
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/television/2013/09/jesse_from_breaking_bad_video_every_bad_thing_that_s_happened_to_jesse_pinkman.html

Cris Collinsworth praises Patriot way, forgot about whole Aaron Hernandez thing
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/cris-collinsworth-forgot-about-aaron-hernandez/205609

Parents lied to you
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/13-everyday-myths-you-wont-believe-arent-true/

Dr. Dog live session video
http://www.esquire.com/blogs/culture/dr-dog-live-session

John Daly teeing off on someone's face in downtown Nashville
http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/john-daly-teeing-off-someones-face-in-downtown-nashville/

How Do Spiders Fly for Miles? Mystery Solved
http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2013/09/27/how-do-spiders-fly-for-miles-mystery-solved/

SPOILER ALERT! - START
This is a good BB recap. http://www.xxlmag.com/news/2013/09/killer-mike-recaps-the-final-episode-of-breaking-bad/ Similar to those Ghostface album reviews, but not quite as rediculous. I like the following excerpt:
That scene was one of the best action scenes I've seen in movies or TV in my life. My wife and I watched it twice last night, and the best shot was when he shot Jack, THE BLOOD SPLATTER HITS THE CAMERA! Immediately, YOU'RE A BODY IN THE GODDAMN ROOM NEXT TO JACK. Incredible. Whoever got high and thought of that—because that's what writers do, they smoke weed and tweak ideas—whoever did that, they deserve an Emmy for that shot. Literally, that shot. Jack said hold on, put the lit cigarette in his mouth! Jack had got accustomed to the money, Jack wasn't expecting to die, he'd bought a nice cashmere sweater. [Laughs] Uncle Jack had put a little extra pomade in his hair, his ponytail was a little tighter, Uncle Jack knew that he was winning. And [Walt] took those motherfuckers out mercilessly, and it was beautiful.

SPOILER ALERT - END

Drunk Uncle + Meth Nephew
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/weekend-update-drunk-uncle/n41328/

This cockatoo (bird) loves to PARTY!
http://browncardigan.s3.amazonaws.com/imagesfarm/2013/1W828qAv0eUdb8b.gif

Pretty hot Bloomberg news anchor:
https://www.google.com/search?q=gigi+stone&client=firefox-a&hs=WMQ&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=3dVJUszoN-_b4AOc1ICIAQ&ved=0CC4QsAQ&biw=1152&bih=727&dpr=1

Nike LunarTerra Arktos boots
http://nikeinc.com/news/nike-lunarterra-arktos-the-next-step-in-boot-evolution#/inline/23842

here's the offerman AMA recap in case you brown'ed out on pizza and bug heavies
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mackenziekruvant/nick-offermans-reddit-is-the-best

Jaguar Attacks Crocodile http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DBNYwxDZ_pA

Friday, September 27, 2013

Gerbiling with Furbies = SAFE & FUN

40 Things Every Self-Respecting Man Over 30 Should Own

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Bi Bim Boobies

This is what you sound like when you HASHTAG

http://gizmodo.com/justin-timberlake-show-us-how-dumb-we-sound-when-we-use-1382465357

'Dumb and Dumber' sequel in production: Jeff Daniels, Jim Carrey share photos from set
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/dumb-dumber-stars-jeff-daniels-jim-carrey-share-photos-set-article-1.1466090

This Woman Can't Get Married Until She Makes Her Boyfriend 300 Sandwiches
http://www.buzzfeed.com/alisonvingiano/this-woman-cant-get-married-until-she-makes-her-boyfriend-30

Clarissa Explains it all - Tales from the Vag
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2013/09/melissa-joan-hart-reveals-drug-use-same-sex-hookup-in-new-memoir/

pics from Colorado Floods
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2013/09/colorado_floods.html

Giant Panda Cub Wiggles (DC National Zoo)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilS55P22lhE

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Justin Bieber (This made me LOLZ)
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ca8e174a54/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-justin-bieber

eye for an eye? Not according to woman-logic... eye for a career... fucking C*NT
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/this-is-one-of-the-most-brutal-responses-to-a-break-up-text

40 dishes for DC folks to consume
http://www.washingtonpost.com/goingoutguide/40-dishes-every-washingtonian-must-try/2011/12/23/gIQA9KRbOP_gallery.html?wpsrc=AG0003204#photo=1

Cool? "Brooklyn Foodies Supper in Silence"
http://blogs.wsj.com/metropolis/2013/09/17/brooklyn-foodies-supper-in-silence/

NFL Logo make-over (not official)
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1779000-redesigned-logos-for-every-nfl-team

Chris "Birdman" Anderson catfished, Te'o style. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
http://larrybrownsports.com/basketball/chris-andersen-catfished/204473

The Steelers are a fucking mess
http://deadspin.com/only-veterans-may-play-ping-pong-in-the-steelers-locker-1350413205

19 Tips You'll Need To Master iOS 7
http://www.businessinsider.com/ios-7-tips-and-tricks-2013-9?op=1

Billionaire to buy a 500,000 dollar Bentley and immediately bury it so he can use it in the afterlife
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2425452/Brazilian-businessman-inspired-Pharaohs-buries-310-000-Bentley-use-afterlife.html

Chubby Prince Fielder LOLZ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMORWf3tbNo#

This will make you angry... Crossfit for toddlers...
http://gawker.com/crossfit-for-toddlers-280-a-month-1350108781

Double the Andy Reids
http://deadspin.com/melissa-stark-with-a-couple-of-andy-reids-sure-1351390711

The Life and Times of Bill Murray (infographic) http://imgur.com/8pCu53c

Awesome Bumper Sticker
http://i.imgur.com/vAGBPI5.jpg

What is the most powerful chapter, paragraph, or sentence you have ever read in a book?
http://www.reddit.com/r/books/comments/1mqfzt/what_is_the_most_powerful_chapter_paragraph_or/

New cell phone idea, pretty cool concept.
http://9gag.com/gag/axN0Nr2

Arian Foster admits in documentary he took money at Tennessee
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/college-football/news/20130920/arian-foster-documentary-comments-about-being-paid-at-tennessee/

Magary's guide to bandwagon BB viewing
http://deadspin.com/screw-your-completist-ism-a-guide-to-bandwagoning-brea-1341449917

Breaking Bad auction: http://screenbid.auctionserver.net/view-auctions/catalog/id/6/?page=2&sort=5&dir=1&items=100

NEXT FEW LINKS: BREAKING BAD SPOILERS & LOLZ
http://i.imgur.com/5Zuzhuj.gif
http://imgur.com/a/hivmT
http://i.imgur.com/oWFmXh5.gif
http://i.imgur.com/7TJ447E.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0nJAM5S.png

breaking bad spoiler. MORE
http://extramustard.si.com/2013/09/23/last-nights-breaking-bad-featured-a-classic-college-hockey-game-from-1998/

11 predictions for the Series Finale of BREAKING BAD
http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/11-predictions-for-the-series-finale-of-breaking-bad

Ultimate Dog Tease (LOLZ)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw

Swedish bicycle fucker
http://gawker.com/swedish-police-searching-for-bicycle-fucker-caught-on-v-603635291

New Hello Kitty plane is soooo adorbz
http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/27/travel/eva-air-kitty-jet/index.html

Cookisto: A new Greek way of getting dinner
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24163742

SPANKO! A tradition as old as time itself!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whipping_Tom

Frat Bro Gives Pregame Speech For The Ages Before Flag Football Game
http://deadspin.com/frat-bro-gives-pregame-speech-for-the-ages-before-flag-1379134787?autoplay=1

Camille Leblanc-Bazinet - Slow Motion Muscle Ups
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKcnpJSAsbo

Pot Smoking Coeds Escape Cops Using A Parachute
http://nextimpulsesports.com/2013/09/24/pot-smoking-coeds-escape-cops-using-parachute/

More than 3,000 young people in 45 states participated in the "My Hometown" project, using their cameras to help create a lasting, 21st-century portrait of the country.
http://lens.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/09/19/looking-at-our-hometowns/?hp&_r=0&gwh=65F89FC49BA38236F2094798318CF3CA

Geno Smith looks like SPIKE from The Land Before Time
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIvGdtRCYAAJ6pV.jpg:large

Don't do it for the VINE....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwEs02VKyK4

Louis C.K.'s Explanation of Why He Hates Smartphones Is Sad, Brilliant
http://gawker.com/louis-c-k-s-explanation-of-why-he-hates-smartphones-is-1354954625

Popular Baby Names:
http://www.businessinsider.com/maps-the-most-popular-baby-names-in-each-state-2013-9

and the background/archive data:
http://www.ssa.gov/oact/babynames/state/top5_2012.html
Here is some perspective from 1983:
http://www.ssa.gov/oact/babynames/state/top5_1983.html

NYT photographer near the Nairobi mall when the attack took place: http://lens.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/09/21/witness-to-a-massacre-in-a-nairobi-mall/

Literally, a "sex jihad:"
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/syria/10322578/Sex-Jihad-raging-in-Syria-claims-minister.html

this woman is a horrible human being
http://www.700wlw.com/pages/onair_scottsloan.html?article=11683702

Clifton's Bunny Man Legend Becomes Rock Opera
http://fairfaxstation.patch.com/groups/arts-and-entertainment/p/cliftons-bunny-man-becomes-rock-opera

Drugs by harm:
http://www.businessinsider.com/chart-drugs-that-cause-the-most-harm-2013-9

The Raiders new mascot is weird as shit: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUzc4kuCcAMuJKU.jpg:large

Songs from new album:
http://www.vampireweekend.com/

When it comes to work, not all countries take the same approach. Some have more vacation days, some tend to work shorter hours, and others just retire at a younger age. So, whether you are a workaholic or prefer easy living, this map/graph pair will point you toward your like-minded peers. http://vizual-statistix.tumblr.com/post/61767587684/when-it-comes-to-work-not-all-countries-take-the

Apple's iPhone 5s fingerprint scanner reportedly hacked by German group
http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/technology/apples-iphone-5s-fingerprint-scanner-reportedly-hacked-by-german-group/2013/09/23/4ac0812e-2446-11e3-ad0d-b7c8d2a594b9_story.html

Construction map of DC:
http://dc.curbed.com/archives/2013/09/updated-all-the-construction-in-dcs-central-neighborhoods.php

Three GIFs Of Tom Brady Freaking Out At His Receivers For Dropping Passes
http://www.businessinsider.com/tom-brady-yells-receivers-jets-pats-2013-9

Thai locals arrested over Rihanna Instagram photo
http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/23/travel/rihanna-loris-instagram-thailand/index.html

Rashad Johnson tweeted out a pic of his finger after losing the tip of it in Sundays game: https://twitter.com/49foyamind49/status/382321812962422785

Funny little Skit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-HCs4tRw8o

Sean Kingston - Biggie "Dead Wrong" Freestyle
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhnL7npC4yxR4N7E8v

Badass eagle kills deer:
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/09/24/225809021/golden-eagle-attacks-deer-a-photo-of-an-epic-confrontation

Scientists Unravel Secrets of Monster Black Hole at Center of Milky Way
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/09/130924-supermassive-black-hole-milky-way-space

Starved for cash: The more poor countries spend, the more they get
http://www.economist.com/blogs/graphicdetail/2013/09/daily-chart-17

Close ups of fast food:
http://www.fastcodesign.com/3017817/appetizing-or-nauseating-up-close-shots-of-your-favorite-fast-food

Detroit City Council Screaming Match
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrFvAiQDuEo&feature=youtu.be

This Is Detroit And We Will Come Squat In Your House If You're Not Home: They Are Stealing Houses http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0ace3PALX4&feature=youtu.be

Video Footage of Shooter at Washington Navy Yard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dsLQLVk7nY

Not sure if you guys go to the movies a lot but this is kinda cool. For $30/month you can go to unlimited amount of movies (excluding imax and 3d) So I guess if you go at least twice/month it pays for itself?
https://www.moviepass.com/

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FUN FACTS SECTION! FUN FACTS SECTION! EAT MAD DICKS SECTION!
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Early aircraft's throttles had a ball on the end of it,
in order to go full throttle the pilot had to push the throttle all the way
forward into the wall of the instrument panel. Hence "balls to the wall"
for going very fast. And now you know, the rest of the story.

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During WWII , U.S. airplanes were armed with belts of bullets which they
would shoot during dogfights and on strafing runs. These belts were folded
into the wing compartments that fed their machine guns. These belts measure
27 feet and contained hundreds of rounds of bullets. Often times, the
pilots would return from their missions having expended all of their bullets
on various targets. They would say, I gave them the whole nine yards,
meaning they used up all of their ammunition.

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Did you know the saying "God willing and the creek don't rise" was in
reference to the Creek Indians and not a body of water? It was written by
Benjamin Hawkins in the late 18th century. He was a politician and Indian
diplomat. While in the south, Hawkins was requested by the President of the
U.S. to return to Washington . In his response, he was said to write, "God
willing and the Creek don't rise." Because he capitalized the word "Creek"
it is deduced that he was referring to the Creek Indian tribe and not a body
of water.

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In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was either
sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington showed him standing
behind a desk with one arm behind his back while others showed both legs and
both arms. Prices charged by painters were not based on how many people were
to be painted, but by how many limbs were to be painted. Arms and legs are
'limbs,' therefore painting them would cost the buyer more. Hence the
expression, 'Okay, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg.' (Artists know hands
and arms are more difficult to paint.)

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As incredible as it sounds, men and women took baths only twice a year (May
and October). Women kept their hair covered, while men shaved their heads
(because of lice and bugs) and wore wigs. Wealthy men could afford good wigs
made from wool. They couldn't wash the wigs, so to clean them they would
carve out a loaf of bread, put the wig in the shell, and bake it for 30
minutes. The heat would make the wig big and fluffy, hence the term 'big
wig'. Today we often use the term 'here comes the Big Wig' because someone
appears to be or is powerful and wealthy.

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In the late 1700's, many houses consisted of a large room with only one
chair. Commonly, a long wide board folded down from the wall, and was used
for dining. The 'head of the household' always sat in the chair while
everyone else ate sitting on the floor. Occasionally a guest, who was
usually a man, would be invited to sit in this chair during a meal. To sit
in the chair meant you were important and in charge. They called the one
sitting in the chair the 'chair man.' Today in business, we use the
expression or title 'Chairman' or 'Chairman of the Board.'

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Personal hygiene left much room for improvement. As a result, many women
and men had developed acne scars by adulthood. The women would spread bee's
wax over their facial skin to smooth out their complexions. When they were
speaking to each other, if a woman began to stare at another woman's face
she was told, 'mind your own bee's wax.' Should the woman smile, the wax
would crack, hence the term 'crack a smile'. In addition, when they sat too
close to the fire, the wax would melt. Therefore, the expression
'losing face.'

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Ladies wore corsets, which would lace up in the front. A proper and
dignified woman, as in 'straight laced' wore a tightly tied lace.

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Common entertainment included playing cards. However, there was a tax levied
when purchasing playing cards but only applicable to the 'Ace of Spades.' To
avoid paying the tax, people would purchase 51 cards instead. Yet, since
most games require 52 cards, these people were thought to be stupid or dumb
because they weren't 'playing with a full deck.'

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Early politicians required feedback from the public to determine what the
people considered important. Since there were no telephones, TV's or radios,
the politicians sent their assistants to local taverns, pubs, and bars. They
were told to 'go sip some Ale and listen to people's conversations and
political concerns. Many assistants were dispatched at different times. 'You
go sip here' and 'You go sip there.' The two words 'go sip' were eventually
combined when referring to the local opinion and, thus we have the term
'gossip.'

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At local taverns, pubs, and bars, people drank from pint and quart-sized
containers. A bar maid's job was to keep an eye on the customers and keep
the drinks coming. She had to pay close attention and remember who was
drinking in 'pints' and who was drinking in 'quarts,' hence the phrase
'minding your 'P's and Q's'.

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One more: bet you didn't know this!
In the heyday of sailing ships, all war ships and many freighters carried
iron cannons. Those cannons fired round iron cannon balls. It was necessary
to keep a good supply near the cannon. However, how to prevent them from
rolling about the deck? The best storage method devised was a square-based
pyramid with one ball on top, resting on four resting on nine, which rested
on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small
area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem....how to prevent
the bottom layer from sliding or rolling from under the others. The solution
was a metal plate called a 'Monkey' with 16 round indentations. However, if
this plate were made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The
solution to the rusting problem was to make 'Brass Monkeys.' Few landlubbers
realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when
chilled.. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass
indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannonballs would come right
off the monkey; Thus, it was quite literally, 'Cold enough to freeze the
balls off a brass monkey.' (All this time, you thought that was an improper
expression, didn't you.)

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

No patience for Malingerers

Dear Bros,

Starting tomorrow, BroBlast will be taking a brief hiatus for 6 days to attend a team-building offsite jamboree. We will be back on Thursday September 26th with the regular blast. Hang in there.

Smooches,

Ali G.

Commissioner

BroBlast, LLC

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Fort brag couple charged for sex with dogs. She seems happy in the pic.
http://www.fayobserver.com/articles/2013/09/16/1283233?sac=fo.military

air force girl who got tazed and grabbed a handful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njI75Tj0xHs

Picture/Caption both phenomenal.
http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2012/06/28/nyregion/CRIMESCENE2.html

New Arcade Fire song / humorous blog talking shit about it: http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2013/09/new-arcade-fire-terrible.html

Warren Buffet's amazingly prescient letter to WaPo. he pretty much nails all the pension problems we're seeing today 40 years before Detroit's bankruptcy
http://finance.fortune.cnn.com/2013/08/15/warren-buffett-katharine-graham-letter/

Baseball Butt Tag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15L7IjGASg0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Public Masturbation Declared Legal in Sweden After Landmark Trial
http://gawker.com/public-masturbation-declared-legal-in-sweden-after-land-1340599730

Yankees Radio Announcer Mistakes A Routine Fly Ball By A-Rod For A Home Run
http://www.businessinsider.com/yankees-radio-announcer-john-sterling-mistakes-a-routine-fly-ball-by-a-rod-for-a-home-run-2013-9

never underestimate Rocky Balboa
http://blogs.phillymag.com/the_philly_post/2013/09/18/rocky-training-run-rocky-ii/

Matt Harvey got real weird, real fast on Dan Patrick show this morning.
http://deadspin.com/matt-harveys-interview-with-dan-patrick-got-real-awkwa-1341644182

Here's the answer to the Pats WR problems
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/terrell-owens-new-england-patriots/204346

Snoop Dog don't give a fuck
http://weedmaps.kinja.com/floyd-mayweathers-victory-won-snoop-dogg-a-pound-of-we-1330900528

Band Makes Amazing Ode To Wolf Blitzer — And Look At What They're Wearing!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/band-makes-amazing-ode-to-wolf-blitzer-and-look-what-theyre

B-1B bomber testing the accuracy of laser guided missiles against small seaborne targets:
http://theaviationist.com/2013/09/17/gbu-10-boat/#.UjnL3H_wpKM
I'd say it shoots purty good.

(Some of these are older) Strange photos from Google street view:
http://www.businessinsider.com/disturbing-google-street-view-photos-2013-9

Love, as measured in Tweets, texts and Facebooking:
http://www.fastcocreate.com/3017434/how-many-facebook-messages-tweets-and-phone-calls-does-it-take-to-fall-in-love

Dry article, but interesting map:
http://bea.gov/newsreleases/regional/gdp_metro/gdp_metro_newsrelease.htm

Google to solve death:
http://techland.time.com/2013/09/18/google-vs-death/

Australian Wild Pig Drinks 18 Beers, Gets in Fight with Cow
http://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/3981/20130914/australian-wild-pig-drinks-18-beers-gets-fight-cow.htm

Meth Meridian: This Is Where Walter White's GPS Coordinates Actually Lead You
http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/87495/meth-meridian-this-is-where-walter-whites-gps-coordinates-actually-lead-you

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

A Malaise of Mallomars

Bro Worlds colliding: George R.R. Martin says 'Breaking Bad' has inspired him to create a more evil character

http://www.hypable.com/2013/09/16/game-of-thrones-george-r-r-martin-breaking-bad-reaction/

Good Will Hunting Batman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsv28UFbOG4&feature=youtu.be

Ridiculous NFL-related tattoos. I think the Panthers, Lions and Steelers ones might be the worse, though I just did a quick scan:
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/09/the-32-worst-nfl-tattoos-in-the-world/

GREAT fat-guy gif, fat dancing royals fan stares into your soul
http://www.mlbgifs.com/2013/09/fat-dancing-royals-fan-dances-provides-nightmare-fuel/

Idiot of the day throws firecrackers over white house fence after shooting
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/09/16/usa-whitehouse-firecrackers-idUSW1N0AJ01F20130916

Syrian President Assad - MY RED STAPLER! LOLZ
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/55781a21d7/bashar-al-assad-s-warning-the-the-us

How to fold a suit, pants and shirt to go in a suitcase without wrinkling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDGWW7_O2sI

Mass. man who plotted to eat children asks for prison, lifetime supervision
http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/16/justice/cannibal-eat-children-case/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

100 Greatest Movie Threats of All Time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbIlLmCID5g

Justin Bieber freaks out already on-edge Batman fans with Instagram photo
http://music-mix.ew.com/2013/09/14/justin-bieber-batman-robin-instagram/

Giant Tortoise Party int the Galapagos
http://www.youtube.com/embed/D9jTxOTQEiU?rel=0

World's first 'invisible' skyscraper planned for South Korea
http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2013/09/17/world-first-invisible-skyscraper-planned-for-south-korea/#

This GIF of an engine does a great job of showing you the basics of how an engine works.
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18z8md3i1fdg1gif/original.gif

Dog and elephant BFF
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/no-friendship-can-compare-to-this-one-between-a-dog-and-an-e?bffb

New JCVD GoDaddy Commercial (#2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bio11IwiE3w

Deadly brain amoeba infects US tap water for the first time
http://www.nbcnews.com/health/deadly-brain-amoeba-infects-first-us-drinking-water-system-8C11172643

Goodbye, Kitty: Iran to send Persian cat into space?
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57603101-71/goodbye-kitty-iran-to-send-persian-cat-into-space/

The Geometry of Pasta
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1594744955/

On Eve Of iOS 7 Launch, Apple Starts Letting Users Install Last Compatible Versions Of Apps
http://techcrunch.com/2013/09/17/ios-7-hand-holding/

Prince Amukamara: 'I'm a virgin, some people call me the black Tim Tebow'
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/prince-amukamara-virgin-black-tim-tebow/204293

His First 4 Sentences Are Interesting. The 5th Blew My Mind. And Made Me A Little Sick.
http://www.upworthy.com/his-first-4-sentences-are-interesting-the-5th-blew-my-mind-and-made-me-a-little-sick-2

Apple Is Going To Have A 'Grotesquely' Low Supply Of The New iPhone 5S On Friday
http://www.businessinsider.com/apple-is-going-to-have-a-grotesquely-low-supply-of-the-new-iphone-5s-on-friday-2013-9

NYC etiquette guide
http://www.wisebread.com/nyc-basic-tips-and-etiquette

Monday, September 16, 2013

Too Many Pollos Locos out there...

Navy Yard, DC ...chaos

http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/16/us/dc-navy-yard-gunshots/index.html?hpt=hp_t1
Speculation: https://twitter.com/ABC/status/379634976716627968
Update: https://twitter.com/libbyleist/status/379636040551497728

Poker has been legal and legit for quite some time here: https://sealswithclubs.eu/aff.php?aff=342

Google Maps street view of Galapagos Islands
http://www.google.com/maps/about/behind-the-scenes/streetview/treks/galapagos-islands/

How D.C. could look if the height restriction changes
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/special/lifestyle/magazine/dc-heights-study/

Reason interviews George Will: http://reason.com/reasontv/2013/09/13/george-will-on-syria-obama-why-hes-becom

New Stephen King book Doctor Sleep getting a thumbs up from the NYT. http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/16/books/doctor-sleep-is-stephen-kings-sequel-to-the-shining.html

Self Inflicted Faceplant To Steel Chair
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVT5-Kz0q3o

Genoa coach dressed 'like Rambo' caught spying on rivals Sampdoria
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/sep/14/genoa-coach-spying-sampdoria-rambo

HAPPY HAPPY GIF TIME! THIS MAKES ME LOL!
http://media.tumblr.com/1e46aea5f5cf9cab980561852d83a0c6/tumblr_inline_mpd9s7wT621qz4rgp.gif

Michael K. Williams makes drugs for MGMT (in their new music video)
http://consequenceofsound.net/2013/09/michael-k-williams-makes-drugs-for-mgmt-in-their-new-music-video/

New Thomas Pynchon book out Sept. 17th: http://www.amazon.com/Bleeding-Edge-Thomas-Pynchon/dp/1594204233/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1379035926&sr=1-1&keywords=the+bleeding+edge

Awesome Obituary
http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/savannah/obituary.aspx?n=william-mccullough&pid=166950349&#sthash.svkWPnQz.dpbs

new full album of Arctic Monkeys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxpNFhsKX1E&app=desktop

NRA Commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoDz6g3rABI&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DHoDz6g3rABI&app=desktop

Sarah Silverman Helps The 'Black NRA' Give Guns To African-Americans On Funny Or Die
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/09/sarah-silverman-black-nra-funny-or-die_n_3894945.html

You would think this guy would be worth a shit ton. Divorce is a real bitch, but there's no way I would get married a 2nd time without a prenup after getting raped after round 1. Come on Robin
http://nypost.com/2013/09/16/robin-williams-returns-to-tv-sells-house-to-pay-debts/

Breaking bad Spoiler: http://www.vulture.com/2013/09/walt-pants-desert-breaking-bad.html

A directory of direct links to delete your account from web services
http://justdelete.me/

here's all they know about the shooter as of now (DC Navy Yard shooter that is)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/everything-we-know-about-aaron-alexis-the-man-allegedly-behi

Almost all these people who made racist comments about Miss America last night deleted their twitter accounts, except "POOKIE"... and he's getting crushed with tweets calling him ignorant and a racist and shit. Its great.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/a-lot-of-people-are-very-upset-that-an-indian-american-woman and
https://twitter.com/search?q=%40Granvil_Colt&src=typd&f=realtime

Why Generation Y Yuppies Are Unhappy
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/wait-but-why/generation-y-unhappy_b_3930620.html

Friday, September 13, 2013

First 1/2 brought to you by Samuel L. Jackson

A FANTASTIC FRIDAY GIF! DO THIS AT THE NEXT WEDDING YOU GO TO (FAGET):

http://i.imgur.com/JRw00G1.gif

THIS MOTHAFUCKING MEME MADE ME LOL LIKE A LIL' BITCH
http://www.livememe.com/55gkiv5.jpg

MOTHAFUCKING TWITTER IPO! SAY WHAT AGAIN MOTHA FUCKA, I DARE YOU
http://www.buzzfeed.com/matthewzeitlin/twitter-announces-its-going-public-in-a-tweet

THIS MOTHAFUCKIN BITCH MAKES YOUR PROPOSAL LOOK LIKE A LITTLE BITCH
http://gawker.com/utah-man-proposes-to-boyfriend-in-lumber-aisle-of-home-1303984667

THIS KID WILL PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE
http://hypervocal.com/vids/2013/kid-curse-vine/

TIM & ERIC GET WIERD IN A BOYS HOUSE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8seBdmvufi8

REBUTTAL TO PUTIN'S MOTHAFUCKING OP-ED
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/dana-milbank-what-americans-have-to-say-to-putin/2013/09/12/e6952c36-1be9-11e3-a628-7e6dde8f889d_story.html?hpid=z2

THIS SHIT IS NOT FROM PORTLANDIA - YA DIG? THIS BE REAL LIFE
http://nypost.com/2013/09/13/dj-class-for-babies-in-brooklyn/

THIS CATERPILLAR'S WALLET SAYS "BADASS MOTHERFUCKER"
http://io9.com/a-guide-to-the-ravenous-hellbeast-that-is-the-carnivoro-1032957256

JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED!
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/judge_who_had_sex_with_witness_in_chambers_and_lied_under_oath_should_be_re/

Apple No Longer Innovates, Says the Man Who Helped Steve Jobs Design the Mac
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/technology/2013/09/apple-no-longer-innovative-says-man-who-helped-steve-jobs-design-mac/69334/

Aussies win Ig Nobel with stargazing beetles
http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/journal/an-ig-nobel-prize-awarded-to-aussies.htm

Scathing obit about abusive NV mother goes viral
http://wtop.com/209/3450707/Scathing-obit-about-mother-goes-viral

Shark attacks feared in Hawaii after molasses spill
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/13/shark-attack-feared-hawaii-molasses

Can't wait until online poker is legal (and legit) again.
http://www.businessinsider.com/as-more-states-legalize-online-gambling-it-will-become-safer-2013-9

GoT characters being real people
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/times-the-cast-of-game-of-thrones-was-totally-out-of-char

LEMURS, DAWG
http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2013/09/04/could-people-hibernate-lemurs-give-clues/

35 awesome breaking bad photos
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/35-pictures-that-will-change-the-way-you-look-at-breaking-ba

I'm sure these parents wanted to straight up murder the babysitter:
http://news.yahoo.com/dog-helps-alert-parents-to-abusive-babysitter-164358493.html

Photographer on a bike crashes into Nicole Kidman:
http://www.tmz.com/2013/09/13/nicole-kidman-paparazzo-bicycle-bike-crash-video/

Congressman: I Once Lost A Drunken Arm-Wrestling Match To Vladimir Putin
http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/congressman-i-once-lost-a-drunken-arm-wrestling-match-to-vla

BUG OUT HAUNTED HOUSE IN NYC READ THE RULES
http://www.blackouthh.com/rules

20 of the First Photographs of Things - http://hyperallergic.com/83097/20-of-the-first-photographs-of-things-from-people-to-hoaxes-to-the-moon/

Slide the bar under the map:
http://www.census.gov/dataviz/visualizations/019/

Florida overrun with herpes-infected feral monkeys
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/09/13/florida-overrun-with-herpes-infected-feral-monkeys/

Key & Peele's College Bowl Bit Is Back
http://deadspin.com/key-peeles-college-bowl-bit-is-back-1309086285

Lamar Odom charged with DUI
http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/story/_/id/9669295/lamar-odom-charged-dui-los-angeles

Thursday, September 12, 2013

My Tits are all Wet

Sweet mother of Jesus, I honestly have a hard time imagining a more horrendous crime - http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/12/justice/cannibal-eat-children-case/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Here is a guy fucking LOSING IT on a customer service call http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=RVdNobKNMig

Essay on the New Iran
http://www.brookings.edu/research/essays/2013/iran-surprises-itself-and-the-world-a?utm_expid=23328448-6.5fC6yItTT0y9TM8ZFRcQYw.0

from russia, with love
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/12/opinion/putin-plea-for-caution-from-russia-on-syria.html?hp&_r=0

Players and coaches take on the Eagles fast tempo offense
http://espn.go.com/blog/philadelphia-eagles/post/_/id/342/nfln-says-is-eagles-offense-sustainable

Little Cheetah Roar: https://vine.co/v/h5aUPXTva63 (panty melter)

ATONE! http://imgur.com/F2pjSlI

Not a new discovery, but the youngest Kardashian is smokin.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/12/kendall-jenner-bikini-modeling_n_3913931.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

MGMT on Jimmy Fallon - http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/mgmt-plenty-of-girls-in-the-sea/n40611/

USA! USA! #13 in the world!!!!!!
http://deadspin.com/usmnt-moves-up-to-13th-in-latest-fifa-world-rankings-1300935896

great license plate in Philly today, LOL mets
http://deadspin.com/a-real-winner-spotted-just-outside-philly-deadspin-m-1300483985

Also, this youtube channel is great - regular car reviews
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogB7VtxrkQI&feature=player_detailpage

The only reason you would watch this video is to see the chick in the bikini's yams jiggling
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaA3aQ9SPSI

18 products you've been using incorrectly
http://miss-cranky-pants.quora.com/18-Everyday-Products-You%E2%80%99ve-Been-Using-Wrong

27 Perfect Ways To Respond To A Wrong Number Text
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-best-ways-to-respond-to-a-text-from-the-wrong-number

'Joking Bad,' Jimmy Fallon's 'Breaking Bad' Parody, Is Truly Stunning
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/12/jimmy-fallon-breaking-bad-parody-joking-bad_n_3910976.html

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Ma-Ti from Cpt. Planet was a Pussy

This bird makes me LOL

http://imgur.com/a/zNIxJ

Spaghetti Lessons http://www.nybooks.com/blogs/nyrblog/2013/sep/09/spaghetti-lessons/

Seventy percent of D.C.'s pregnancies are unintended
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/09/09/seventy-percent-of-d-c-s-pregnancies-are-unintended/

Desean throwing Crips hand signals in DeAngelo Hall's FACE
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/desean-jackson-crips-gang-sign-deangelo-hall/203386

MICHAEL McDONALD - A Tribute To The Greatest Backing Vocalist Of all time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0HzWMqLeiE&feature=youtu.be (great skit)

America celebrates World Cup berth by chugging beer
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2013/9/11/4717944/usa-world-cup-2014-beer-america-yes-woo-mexico-dos-a-cero

4 year old drops beats: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEEHqT6WaZU

Life is fragile, even for top predators:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/09/pictures/130906-caiman-jaguar-animals-science-photos-brazil-attack

Happy people ride bikes, and Bulgaria kinda sucks?
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/09/130909-2013-world-happiness-report-united-nations/

Weiner dodges sexting partner, flips the bird as he rides off
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/09/11/weiner-dodges-sexting-partner-flips-the-bird-as-he-rides-off/?hpt=hp_t2

Happy 9/11 From Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson
http://gawker.com/happy-9-11-from-jerry-falwell-and-pat-robertson-1269881400?autoplay=1

This would be crazy if its true:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/10/dhaqabo-ebba_n_3902192.html

CTO brogrammer of the year gets fired
http://betabeat.com/2013/09/business-insiders-sexist-cto-has-resigned-but-hes-still-everything-thats-wrong-with-tech/
and
http://valleywag.gawker.com/business-insider-ctos-is-your-new-tech-bro-nightmare-1280336916
and
http://www.forbes.com/sites/jeffbercovici/2013/09/10/business-insider-fires-cto-over-offensive-tweets/

The 10 Commandments of 'Brogramming'
http://bostinno.streetwise.co/2011/08/31/the-10-commandments-of-brogramming/

Spring Shot Screamer! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACMdMZvQ3Yo

Kelly McGonigal: How to make stress your friend
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcGyVTAoXEU&feature=em-subs_digest

Mostly good life advice in here: http://www.businessinsider.com/the-gselevator-guide-to-being-a-man-2013-9 (i agree with about 95% of it)

Jeez, Esquire accidentally put a picture on its website of a man falling from a building...on 9/11 anniversary of all days...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/11/esquire-911-mistake-photo-richard-drew_n_3907866.html

The last 4 teams to play the Eagles in their home-opener won the Super Bowl. Chargers?
http://deadspin.com/5981403/for-the-fourth-straight-year-the-super-bowl-champs-played-in-the-eagles-home-opener

Stephen Jackson briefly chokes out Stevie Francis at a club:
http://www.projectspurs.com/2013-articles/september/video-ex-spur-stephen-jackson-chokes-steve-francis-at-nightclub.html

Rollin in it:
http://abcnews.go.com/International/slideshow/unbelievable-skeletons-unearthed-catacombs-rome-20216493

I killed the guy and all, and I'll YouTube it, too, but seriously, I'm not taking the wrap:
http://abcnews.go.com/US/youtube-drunk-driving-confessor-leaves-judge-incensed-guilty/story?id=20223748

Try. Fail. Try again. Fail better:
http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2013/09/famous-failures/bloch-text

Fast Co. on AT&T's 9/11 fail:
http://www.fastcompany.com/3017252/fast-feed/att-gets-twitter-shamed-into-deleting-its-awful-9-11-commemorative-tweet

Within that Fast Co. article is a link to comedian Joe Mande's twitter (never heard of him before now), and he is keeping track of other disgusting and shameless attempts of corporate America to capitalize on today:
https://twitter.com/JoeMande

Finally, a bullshit Business Insider link on why the iPhone 5S/C are no better than the 5:
http://www.businessinsider.com/iphone-5-vs-iphone-5s-2013-9
I'd still take a 5S.

AMC planning Breaking Bad Spinoff based on Saul Goodman named "Better Call Saul"
http://www.deadline.com/2013/09/breaking-bad-saul-goodman-spinoff-amc-series/

tables are flipped on el Tigre, Lindsey Vonn whoring around
http://larrybrownsports.com/gossip/lindsey-vonn-cheating-on-tiger-woods/203635

Muffins for Heroes...
https://twitter.com/eclectrica/status/377821929321017344

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

C U Next Tuesday

I like the word gewgaw better than this actual word...

bauble \BAW-buhl\, noun:
1. a showy, usually cheap, ornament; trinket; gewgaw.
2. a jester's scepter.

Aga Khan's son gets divorced from his American wife - as she buys $2.2million Manhattan apartment to start her new single life
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2416176/Aga-Khans-son-divorces-American-wife--buys-2-2m-Manhattan-apartment-start-new-single-life.html

Remember this skit?
Pierre Bernard's Recliner of Rage - Mallomars http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x6OpjA140c

NSFW miranda kerr Nip Slip: http://imgur.com/2ACCwNF

Erin Andrews Photobombed on FOX NFL Sunday
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb4yYy7e_Iw

Interesting social experiment:
A Boy Makes Anti-Muslim Comments In Front Of An American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless. http://www.upworthy.com/a-boy-makes-anti-muslim-comments-in-front-of-an-american-soldier-the-soldiers-reply-priceless

LOLZ Cartoon! http://i.imgur.com/9xt3mL1.jpg

Parenting like it's 1986: Couple bans modern tech to inspire kids
http://www.today.com/moms/parenting-its-1986-couple-bans-modern-tech-inspire-kids-8C11111429

New iphone 5s
http://bgr.com/2013/09/10/iphone-5s-release-date-specs-announced/

Key and Peele starts back up on Sept. 18th
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBSs4yLd34w

Tycho - Coastal Brake (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PitnHzwigTA

The explanation of drug usage from the two minute mark to like 3:30 is great
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edwvY6xBo4Y&list=PLD7nPL1U-R5qsyLTu7bJsMNX5mbgbWlN8&index=2

Drone's eye view of Burning Man 2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2ThTb6iffA&feature=youtu.be

Jim Carrey is gearing up for new Dumb and Dumber!
http://www.whosay.com/status/jimcarrey/723709?wsref=tw&code=Wmr6GKn

man, george zimmerman really wants to go to jail
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/police-chief-zimmermans-wife-wont-press-charges-even-though-she-said-he-threatened-with-gun/2013/09/09/ac73bba4-19b8-11e3-80ac-96205cacb45a_story.html

Chromeo Announce New Album White Women
http://pitchfork.com/news/52204-chromeo-announce-new-album-white-women/

ODB Hologram http://pitchfork.com/news/52189-watch-ol-dirty-bastard-hologram-performs-with-wu-tang-clan-at-rock-the-bells/

Wednesday could be D.C.'s hottest day of the "summer"
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capital-weather-gang/wp/2013/09/09/wednesday-could-rival-d-c-s-hottest-day-of-the-summer/?hpid=z3

Hipster Alfred Morris:
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/23562126/caption-this-alfred-morris-gameday-gear

The Truth Behind The Most Epic Twerk Fail Ever
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mbvd/the-truth-behind-the-most-epic-twerk-fail-ever
At least this isn't fake- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpi0LC5OxZE

Video of bear wandering around the downtown of a Tennessee town:
http://www.wbir.com/story/news/local/2013/09/09/bear-downtown-gatlinburg-cell-phone-video/2791135/

Robert Griffin III should not have played in Redskins-Eagles Monday Night Football game
http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/redskins/robert-griffin-iii-should-not-have-played-in-redskins-eagles-monday-night-football-game/2013/09/10/36fb3b1a-1a38-11e3-a628-7e6dde8f889d_story.html?hpid=z4

Interesting notes from a cameraman last night:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2013/09/10/espn-cameraman-was-on-rg3-injury-watch/

Johnny Football don't give a fuck.
http://bustedcoverage.com/2013/09/09/johnny-manziel-at-cowboys-giants-game-making-blondes-smile/

This 7-Year-Old Jets Fan Is A Little Asshole
http://deadspin.com/this-7-year-old-jets-fan-is-a-little-asshole-1280119716

Cute British mom's son finds her 2 foot dildo and dad videotapes it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDp4XefVupo

Sigur Rós joins Season Four
http://winteriscoming.net/2013/09/sigur-ros-joins-season-four/

Monday, September 9, 2013

A Succulent Chinese Meal

Comedian Gets Hecklers Girlfriend to Ditch Him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD5duzcNKxM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

A Penguin Being Tickled (panty melter)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUmK_ftWpU0&feature=youtu.be

Nature Pussy: http://i.imgur.com/CUV9uY7.jpg (SFW)

Kate Upton with nothing but paint on spinning gif: http://i.imgur.com/032BtGR.gif (Semi-NSFW)

Football Dragonball Z? http://imgur.com/gallery/fh67Hew/new

LOLZ, great parenting! http://i.imgur.com/Wcsyams.gif

Everyone's cooler holding a saxophone - http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/211912-1/Saxophone-dance-loop.gif

Trailer for new HBO show True Detective, with Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey as Louisiana detectives on the hunt for a serial killer. Comes out in January.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8i5CR4kDjM

Per today's ANGEL triage call, we are targeting this to 8.0 SP9

First Listen: Elvis Costello & The Roots, 'Wise Up Ghost'
http://www.npr.org/2013/09/08/219316721/first-listen-elvis-costello-the-roots-wise-up-ghost

An Extremely Well Spoken Australian Gentleman is Arrested - "Get your hands off my penis!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpi0LC5OxZE (THIS IS AWESOME)

More of an architect nerd item, but software engineers have mapped every building in the Netherlands, color coding them by how old they are. Over 9 million buildings.
http://dev.citysdk.waag.org/buildings/#52.3712,4.8846,16

That hot chick that was blasted before covering AC/DC - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2RZXeQc5HU

LeBron James, Hulk Hogan, Jerry Jones: yes, this happened last night
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/lebron-james-hulk-hogan-jerry-jones-yes-happened-145720604--nfl.html

This whole Dennis Rodman / North Korea thing is pretty fucking insane when you stop to think about it.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/09/world/asia/north-korea-rodman-kim-daughter/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Old ass dude just blasting away. Going out in a hail of gunfire.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/08/justice/arkansas-107-year-old-man-death/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Gary Sinise has a band called the Lt. Dan Band http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lt._Dan_Band
and mildly comical picture http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/LT_Dan_Band_rocks_Kunsan.jpg

Man Calls NSA in an Attempt to Recover Deleted Email
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpzqtrbfL8U&feature=player_embedded#t=0