Don't Expose your Hallo-Weenie tonight

This is one of the coolest ads I've ever seen. You hit "R" on your keyboard to get a different perspective. Check it out:
https://www.youtube.com/user/HondaVideo

Zombie prank with amputee... this is great!
http://imgur.com/gallery/p8B8fr8

NSFW - Trenchcoat and Stockings.  This is fantastic.
http://i.imgur.com/DwuOngE.jpg

NSFW - Emily Shaw bringing the pain
http://i.imgur.com/6kdTxJZ.jpg

NSFW - Emily Shaw bringing the pain again
http://i.imgur.com/VUH8aWS.jpg

NSFW - (Turn the volume down for this one...) - Deaf woman having an orgasm
http://true5050.com/wUolu

NSFW - Milf resting dem milk factories on her arm - http://i.imgur.com/8oUIxBd.jpg

NSFW - Milf with big soft squishy yammis - http://i.imgur.com/LPKau8z.jpg

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This alarmist bullshit pisses me off - http://wtop.com/41/3733549/Police-seize-marijuana-laced-candy-in-Prince-Georges-Co
First headline I see on WTOP is "POLICE SEIZE MARIJUANA INFUSED CANDY"
WTF, man. It's just some edibles. They don't say where or how the shit was confiscated, but:
"Police say it's the first time they've seen that type of product in their jurisdiction and wanted to make parents aware of the seizure ahead of Friday's trick-or-treating."
What horseshit. Same thing every year. Poisoned candy, razorblades in apples, all of its bullshit. Now this. Just in time for the big marijuana legalization votes coming up on Tuesday, too.
Here's an interesting read - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoned_candy_myths
Only poisoned candy death was a kid who's dad murdered him for the insurance money. SMDH.

also

"Trick or treating is incredibly safe. 10 cases of injury since 1959 nationwide from Halloween candy" - http://www.reddit.com/r/YouShouldKnow/comments/2ksdap/ysk_trick_or_treating_is_incredibly_safe_10_cases/

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Googled "easy Halloween costumes" was not disappointed
http://imgur.com/gallery/fqGWpTI

Undoubtedly the greatest music video ever made - http://www.michaeljackson.com/us/thriller-video

Healing D.C.'s Freeway Scar With New Roads, Offices—and Eataly
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/housingcomplex/2014/10/30/healing-d-c-s-freeway-scar-with-new-roads-offices-and-eataly/

Bruce Springsteen: By the Book
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/02/books/review/bruce-springsteen-by-the-book.html

Fed Up: An Open Letter to D.C. Restaurant Week
http://dcist.com/2014/08/fed_up_an_open_letter_to_dc_restaur.php

DC Bros: This Sandwich Sounds Amazing – Available at G during November
http://www.popville.com/2014/10/this-sandwich-sounds-amazing-available-at-g-during-november/

This cop is a fucking pussy - http://wtop.com/109/3733492/Man-with-ax-ambushes-DC-police-officer
Ax wielding psycho smashes cops window, beats up cop, gets away. No description of attacker has been released.

King James - http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/bron-bron-declaredthe-cavs-opener-one-of-the-greatest-spectacles-in-the-history-of-sports/

LaVarr Arrington doing white face
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2251621-lavar-arringtons-jj-watt-costume-is-superb

Chill song - Luna - Chinatown - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgH6fIXDAxE&list=ALBTKoXRg38BCHtJfoPag73nkn6QH85S1I

Apparently DHall tore his Achilles from getting pizza http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000420472/article/redskins-deangelo-hall-tears-achilles-again

Clean and jerk - Weight Lifting Fail - 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po6CTMWKFF0


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Best Halloween Mask: Manning-Face

Suge Knight, Katt Williams arrested; allegedly stole camera
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-suge-knight-katt-williams-arrested-20141029-story.html

Here's Your Chance to Buy Bethesda's "Mushroom House"
http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/openhouse/house-tour/heres-your-chance-to-buy-bethesdas-mushroom-house.php

16 Terrible Playground Design Fails
http://offbeat.topix.com/story/14714

NSFW  - Amazing Rack
http://gfycat.com/DelayedPoisedHarlequinbug

NSFW - God bless the person that threw her the ball
http://i.imgur.com/r5QPYX6.jpg

This is safe... no worries...  "Like a one-night-stand in reverse"
http://fat.gfycat.com/ExaltedInconsequentialGrackle.gif

Before Google launched Gmail, Gmail.com was a free Web based email service, Garfield mail, from Garfield.com for fans of the lasagna loving cat.
http://www.knowledgesalad.com/culture/gmail-com-was-originally-owned-by-garfield-com/

The Problem With That Catcalling Video
http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2014/10/29/catcalling_video_hollaback_s_look_at_street_harassment_in_nyc_edited_out.html

Dad Sneakers, mildly amusing
http://dadsneakers.tumblr.com/

In case you guys missed this last night Rikk Wilde stole the show... Also Bud Selig's reaction of "Who the fuck is this guy?" is priceless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3WDcXNSUzE#
and here
http://deadspin.com/madison-bumgarners-world-series-mvp-presentation-got-su-1652626155

Woman Hospitalized To Remove Deer Tongue She Used To 'Please' Herself
http://dailybuzzlive.com/woman-hospitalized-remove-deer-tongue-used-please/

Fantastic follow up to that feminist video from yesterday...
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/10-hours-of-walking-around-as-a-man-in-new-york-city/

Ninja Turtle Belly LOLZ - http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WjAtyqq4e2c/hqdefault.jpg

Please Enjoy This Spectacular Meltdown By An Ole Miss Fan
http://uproxx.com/sports/2014/10/please-enjoy-this-spectacular-meltdown-by-a-female-ole-miss-fan/  (Commissioner's note: I hate this broad and she ruined my day)

Eric Decker asks fans why they love the Jets; sadness, hilarity ensues
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24775085/eric-decker-asks-fans-why-they-love-the-jets-sadness-hilarity-ensues

Some lame ass pumpkin preserving tips from some undoubtedly annoying woman (even though she never speaks in the video) - http://www.sun-gazing.com/woman-sprays-bleach-pumpkin-results-brilliant/

The Blood Harvest: Each year, half a million horseshoe crabs are captured and bled alive to create an unparalleled biomedical technology.
www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/02/the-blood-harvest/284078


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Gourd of the Rings

Not entirely sure what this is about... but i don't like it...
http://www.amazon.com/Science-For-Her-Megan-Amram/dp/1476757887

Marijuana legalization could be drawn out by D.C. Council
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dc-politics/marijuana-legalization-could-be-drawn-out-by-dc-council/2014/10/12/002ff4ac-5099-11e4-8c24-487e92bc997b_story.html
YES on 71 --> http://dcmj.org/ballot-initiative/

Bill Cosby Rape Stories coming out the woodwork... sigh...
http://gawker.com/actress-details-years-of-alleged-rape-and-manipulation-1651808626

E-40 is at World Series Game 6, umpiring from the stands
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/10/28/7087401/e-40-is-at-world-series-game-6-umpiring-from-the-stands

NSFW - When keeping it real goes wrong (NSFW) - http://i.imgur.com/bIGrV7X.gif

NSFW - A little yammage on a road trip - http://i.imgur.com/U3w2xYs.jpg

Explosion! Cygnus Cargo Spacecraft Destroyed http://youtu.be/KzL3pkae7SE

Martin Amis: by reputation, the bad boy, rockstar of British fiction...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Amis
http://www.charlierose.com/watch/60464028

NSFW - Just an overall fantastic NSFW compilation - http://imgur.com/a/WLNfJ

Jose Canseco accidentally shoots himself while cleaning his gun
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/report--jose-canseco-accidentally-shoots-own-hand-while-cleaning-his-gun-022650786.html

Move over bitcoin, now we got titcoin
http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/29/titcoin-the-digital-currency-aimed-at-sex-workers-is-taking-the-internet-by-storm-4926551/

BUSTED. lol
http://nypost.com/2014/10/29/pervy-school-janitor-peeks-on-neighbors-plays-with-his-pickle/

you can buy an abandoned town in CT for less than a Brooklyn condo - http://gothamist.com/2014/10/28/buy_ct_town_and_save.php

Archaeologists Recover Artifacts from 2,200-Year-Old Roman Shipwreck
http://www.sci-news.com/archaeology/science-artifacts-roman-shipwreck-02237.html

Astronaut Chris Hadfield took 45,000 photos from space—here are some of the best
http://qz.com/288018/astronaut-chris-hadfield-took-45000-jaw-dropping-photos-from-space-here-are-some-of-the-best/

Ghost roads: The forgotten and haunted roads of D.C.
http://www.wtop.com/864/3729364/Ghost-roads-The-forgotten-and-haunted-roads-of-DC

Rich Investment banker, scorned wife, drugs, blah blah
http://nypost.com/2014/10/23/estranged-wife-says-investor-hubby-loved-drugs-hookers/

Man beheads woman & jumps in front of train
http://nypost.com/2014/10/29/man-possibly-beheaded-woman-jumped-in-front-of-train-cops/

Boston's Thinking of Building Canals Like Venice Because Climate Change
http://gizmodo.com/bostons-thinking-of-building-canals-like-venice-because-1651926968

For Marijuana, a Second Wave of Votes to Legalize
http://nytimes.com/2014/10/29/us/for-marijuana-a-second-wave-of-votes-to-legalize.html

How many pet lions/tigers do you think there are in the US? This site estimates 5,000-7,000 (unclear if they mean worldwide or just the US). http://m.livescience.com/16815-exotic-pets-wildlife-infographic.html
100 lions/tigers per state. Crazy.

The places in Philly that just got "Bar Rescued" about a month ago, already giving up on Taffer's decisions
http://www.phillymag.com/foobooz/2014/10/28/philadelphia-bars-bailing-bar-rescue/

Soap Operas in South Korea? Not on Kim Jong Un's watch
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/north-korean-officials-publicly-executed-for-watching-south-korean-soap-operas-9825170.html

I wish they would pour some of these wine bottles down my gullet and not a drain
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-10-22/2-447-bottles-of-wine-on-the-wall-headed-for-the-sink.html

The man who killed Osama Bin Laden to be revealed in documentary - http://www.esquire.com/features/man-who-shot-osama-bin-laden-0313?src=spr_TWITTER&spr_id=1456_105072700

Panty melters to the MAX
http://www.buzzfeed.com/adamdavis/animals-are-the-best


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This Fall: Gourdwalk Empire

NSFW - Jigglies - http://i.imgur.com/drYLosq.gif

Tic Tac Toe for grown ups - http://imgur.com/gallery/DhGEz

Skins PR douche LOLZ - https://vine.co/v/OMOzTATnUdr
and
http://deadspin.com/enraged-pr-handler-drags-colt-mccoy-away-from-espn-depo-1651599801

Study: Smart people listen to Radiohead, dumb people listen to Beyonce http://consequenceofsound.net/2014/10/smart-people-listen-to-radiohead-and-dumb-people-listen-to-beyonce-according-to-new-study./

Don't want to receive credit card solicitations in the mail anymore? Opt-out here: http://www.experian.com/credit-education/opting-out.html

Average Man Body - http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2013/10/this-is-the-average-mans-body/280194/

OK GO tries too hard again in their new music video
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-switch/wp/2014/10/27/ok-gos-latest-music-video-is-guaranteed-to-make-you-smile-oh-and-it-was-shot-with-a-drone/

This blew me away last night. Any other owner would be getting killed in the media but not good ole JerBear. Crazy old fuck prolly cost his team the game by trying to get Romo back in the game. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/10/28/jerry-jones-went-on-field-to-tell-jason-garrett-that-tony-romo-was-ok/

This is weird - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgOaT4xzdvo

Wells Tower talks to the "most prolific counterfeiter in American history"
http://www.gq.com/long-form/the-great-paper-caper

ISIS Graffiti Is Cropping Up in Washington, D.C.
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/10/isis-graffiti-is-cropping-up-in-washington-dc.html

Pope Francis declares evolution and Big Bang theory are right and God isn't 'a magician with a magic wand'  http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/pope-francis-declares-evolution-and-big-bang-theory-are-right-and-god-isnt-a-magician-with-a-magic-wand-9822514.html

Good luck trying to sit through all of this one...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb0TwHd6gvo

Photos Capture Zale Thompson's Terrifying Hatchet Attack On NYPD (GRAPHIC)
www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/28/zale-thompson-hatchet-photos_n_6061190.html

Most common human birthdays - http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/09/article-0-1A3809BA000005DC-418_634x919.jpg

Boston bombing suspect's friend convicted
http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/28/justice/boston-bombing-suspect-friend/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Sixers new court projection system will be the highlight of the Sixers season
http://www.crossingbroad.com/2014/10/video-the-sixers-new-court-projection-thing-is-basically-magic.html

10 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1XGPvbWn0A

Lolz - http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/t_article_image/ckuxdhhetfvk21olzx6o.jpg

76 Russian Soccer Fans Brawl On Highway, Shake Hands, Leave Amicably
http://jalopnik.com/76-russian-soccer-fans-brawl-on-highway-shake-hands-l-1651712059/+tcraggs22

ANNOUNCING LIVEPHISH+ -- THE ENTIRE LIVEPHISH CATALOG ON DEMAND
http://plus.livephish.com/

Michael Jordan Lolz
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1D24hTCUAAzuYs.jpg

Paralympian Josh Sundquist Continues to Dominate Halloween
http://nextimpulsesports.com/2014/10/28/paralympian-josh-sundquist-continues-dominate-halloween/


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Damn Sexy Flanders

Max Lolz! really funny gif...
http://www.blogcdn.com/slideshows/images/slides/292/300/9/S2923009/original.gif?v=1

High-five your TV! yeah!
http://i.imgur.com/pDY7Yhs.gif

The Best of Randy Marsh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-JmVLEkTKc

I enjoy this GIF and find it soothing
http://i.imgur.com/hZvLcMo.jpg

Fried Eggs - How to Perfectly Fry an Egg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1wjhJaAC4Y

Japanese Omelets are crazy, i want one...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTIcJ_tdEJM

Parliament Hero Went Full Movie Star, Dove Around Pillar to Shoot Gunman [VIDEO]
http://controversialtimes.com/news/international/details-emerge-parliament-hero-went-full-movie-star-dove-around-pillar-to-shoot-gunman-video/

This is great, The Steven Seagal Show #002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X9RvuSuU_Y

Jim Carrey perfectly spoofs Matthew Mcconaughey's Lincoln commercials on last nights SNL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3eN9u5N2Q4&feature=youtu.be

LOLz, Mom pranking her baby good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_h-d6-uMS4

Weird/Hot Chinese Music Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxzgwJ8tSE0

This movie totally slipped under the radar... "Paranoia"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T1RLye5Z_w

When Mama Isn't Home Remix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw-Mfu2zsUM&feature=youtu.be

LeVar Burton Reads 'Go The [Expletive] To Sleep'
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2014/10/26/359120177/levar-burton-reads-go-the-expletive-to-sleep

LolJETS - https://vine.co/v/OhLI6OdpgXK

You'll See This Car Crash Coming And It's Still Intense As Hell
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/youll-see-this-car-crash-coming-and-its-still-intense-a-1650503722

Larry King went on a tweeting rampage last night, every random thought he had...
http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/super-page/larry-king-tweeted-every-thought-inside-of-his-brain-last-night-and-the-results-were-fascinating/

Animals getting Vacuumed - http://www.buzzfeed.com/kasiagalazka/animals-getting-vacuumed

Remember that time we hired hundreds of nazis to come work for us? http://www.nytimes.com/2014/10/27/us/in-cold-war-us-spy-agencies-used-1000-nazis.html

Durant hbo special "the offseason" looks good
http://youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=2XOUdL7-mtg

LOLJets - more interceptions that completions
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0-B_V7CIAAa-2F.jpg

Scumbag Jets fans
http://www.tmz.com/2014/10/27/ny-jets-fan-kos-bill-fan-in-brutal-stadium-fight/

GoPro Attached To Whiskey Bottle Made World's Best Wedding Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G21Urkqp1yE#t=27


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Kurt Russell in the 1987 classic, "Overboard"

Doctor at New York hospital tests positive for Ebola virus
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/oct/24/doctor-tests-positive-for-ebola-at-new-york-hospital

Martin Scorsese Producing Grateful Dead Documentary
http://www.jambase.com/Articles/123117/Martin-Scorsese-Producing-Grateful-Dead-Documentary

NSFW - Yam Flash outside of a store
http://i.imgur.com/evC9VRd.jpg

NSFW - Forbdidden On/Off
http://i.imgur.com/d7lmGsv.jpg

KFC Just Unveiled A Burger That Comes Sandwiched Between Two Pieces Of Fried Chicken http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/less-bread-means-more-meat

Puns for Days - http://news.distractify.com/jake-heppner/puns/

Ebola LOLZ - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2805930/Should-Officers-marking-Ebola-patient-s-NYC-apartment-toss-gloves-masks-caution-tape-PUBLIC-trash-city-sidewalk-leave.html

Underwear Patch To Make Your Farts Smell Like Mint
http://bamboozo.com/content/underwear-patch-make-your-farts-smell-mint

Notre Dame WR Takes Cute Selfie In Bed With Porn Star Lisa Ann
 http://deadspin.com/notre-dame-wr-takes-cute-selfie-in-bed-with-porn-star-l-1650151676

The Bentley of Chicken Coops - http://inthralld.com/2014/03/multi-level-cedar-chicken-coop-design/

NBA's Biggest Draft Busts: Where Are They Now?
http://www.lostlettermen.com/slideshow/nbas-biggest-draft-busts-where-are-they-now/

HAHAHA, instant Lolz, Guaranteed!
http://i.imgur.com/G52lZr3.jpg

6 facts about marijuana - http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2014/10/24/6-facts-about-marijuana/

We've all been there...
http://gawker.com/man-chops-off-and-throws-away-his-small-penis-after-bad-1650324347



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Hangnail Finger-Blasts

It doesn't matter if the box is too small
http://i.imgur.com/yrqJ15l.gif

GoT Bees?
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/game-hives-two-australian-bee-species-battle-months-over-territory

haha, Key and Peele - Macedonian vs Albanian Restaurant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ZHebCyMbM

Tips For Overweight Females
http://i.imgur.com/LUm8PCy.jpg

NSFW - Nude Japanese Chick Band
http://youtu.be/8H0kqyyrR0g

Washington D.C. Restaurants in Residential Neighborhoods
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/10/22/dining/restaurants-in-dc-are-moving-into-residential-neighborhoods.html

The Georgetown Set: When Joe Alsop, Ben Bradlee and their friends ran This Town.
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2014/10/the-georgetown-set-112125.html?hp=f2#.VEkoUBYZG05

New Between Two Ferns with Brad Pitt
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/83609486f9/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-brad-pitt

Anyone ever hear of this English milf, Amanda Holden? Smoke.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2800876/a-tad-exposed-amanda-necklines-slashed-navel-dresses-slit-thigh-miss-holden-takes-view-more.html

For GOLF Bros: The most insane 3-foot putt you'll ever see
http://www.pga.com/news/golf-buzz/most-insane-3-foot-putt-youll-ever-see

UNC Tarheels are going down HARD
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/why-the-unc-scandal-is-ncaa-president-mark-emmert-s-chance-at-redemption-160034290.html

Ebola in NYC
http://nypost.com/2014/10/23/nyc-may-have-its-first-ebola-case/

Sweden May Have Mystery Sub Cornered, Ready To Use Force To Surface It
http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/sweden-may-have-mystery-sub-cornered-ready-to-use-forc-1649017505

New Social Newtork is gonna grab all those people that hate Facebook
"Ello Raises $5.5 Million, Immediately Signs Legally-Binding Charter to Never Sell Ads or User Data" - http://betabeat.com/2014/10/ello-takes-5-5-in-vc-money-signs-a-legally-binding-charter-to-never-sell-ads-or-data/

Guy crawls into porta-potty to peep on yoga babes, gets arrested, sues for gold coinage
http://www.denverpost.com/boulder-county-news/ci_26784988/boulder-potty-peeper-luke-chrisco-suing-sheriffs-office

This school canceled two games for an innocent lil game of nut-grabbing.
"School officials say the hazing at Central Bucks High School West occurred during the preseason, and included a requirement that rookies grab another player's genitals while fully clothed."
http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/11751534/central-bucks-high-school-west-cuts-football-season-short-hazing


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Twig & Berries

hahaha this is a spot on "honest trailer" of X-Men days of future past (spoiler alerts) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2mi74MLHg4

Watch a Massive Spider Eating a Lizard Alive
http://www.independent.ie/world-news/video-giant-spider-starts-to-eat-lizard-alive-30679805.html

HAHAHA, Masturbating Panda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_92td3twPNU

Hahahrawrrahaha (Jeff Goldblum Laugh Remix)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJelEXaPhJ8

Bully absolutely gets DISMANTLED on train
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=516_1386217397&comments=1

Huge list of free ebook resources!
http://www.reddit.com/r/FreeEBOOKS/comments/2jwmfo/huge_list_of_free_ebook_resources/

"There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon and the anger of a gentle man"- Patrick Rothfuss

NSFW - haha...weird as heck!
http://yourdicklooksgreatinthoseheels.com

Is There Life After Death? Study Suggests Consciousness Continues After Heartbeat Stops
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/10/08/life-after-death-study_n_5950582.html

ONN Exclusive: One-On-One Interview With God
http://www.theonion.com/video/onn-exclusive-oneonone-interview-with-god,37236/

Marlins Fan?! http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/wp/2014/10/21/whats-the-deal-with-that-marlins-fan-behind-home-plate/

This a little web series about a pot dealer that is really good.
http://vimeo.com/channels/highmaintenance

Haha, this pretty sums up fantasy football. http://www.theonion.com/video/owners-box-start-joique-bell-which-means-now-hell,37197/

Pierre Garcon now has a sandwich at Harris Teeter:
http://blog.redskins.com/2014/10/21/pierre-garcon-debuts-signature-sub-at-harris-teeter/

Goodfellas Actor Slaps The Simpsons With a $250 Million Lawsuit
http://www.vulture.com/2014/10/simpsons.html

20 'Dumb And Dumber' Quotes You Should Still Be Using
http://uproxx.com/movies/2014/10/all-the-dumb-and-dumber-quotes-you-should-still-be-using-in-everyday-conversation/

Cops: Substitute Teacher Gave H.S. Footballer Oral Sex During Pep Rally
http://deadspin.com/cops-substitute-teacher-gave-h-s-footballer-oral-sex-1649426335

This...this makes me angry...
Potty-Mouthed Princesses Drop F-Bombs for Feminism by FCKH8.com - http://vimeo.com/109573972

Update on Frein: http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20141023_Pocono_schools_reopen_as_Frein_manhunt_continues.html

Some Seahawks Players Think Russell Wilson Isn't Black Enough
http://deadspin.com/report-some-seahawks-players-think-russell-wilson-isnt-1649427660

Running on ice - LOLZ! - http://tosh.cc.com/video-clips/altabx/running-on-ice

At tale of momentum and inertia - http://vimeo.com/105788896

Girl Spends Entire Week Inside KFC After Getting Dumped By Boyfriend
http://elitedaily.com/humor/girl-spends-week-inside-kfc-after-dumped/808306/


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Death by Snoo Snoo

Apple TV folks. Every single simpsons episode now available for streaming. http://laist.com/2014/10/20/the_simpsons_streaming_service.php

Comedian Hannibal Buress Called Out Bill Cosby's Rape History on Stage http://jezebel.com/comedian-hannibal-buress-called-out-bill-cosbys-rape-hi-1648597247

NSFW - Blond bodacious bewbies
http://i.imgur.com/uAdsxRL.jpg

NSFW - Jennifer Connelly Yams
http://giant.gfycat.com/InfatuatedWellinformedAuk.gif

NSFW - holding dat yam
http://i.imgur.com/DcQZSrI.jpg

CEO Europe's third largest oil company dies in plane crash with drunk snow plow
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-29699733  (no way this was an accident)

Firemen Pull Man's Online Date Out of His Chimney With Dish Soap
http://jezebel.com/firemen-pull-mans-online-date-out-of-his-chimney-with-d-1648401378

A Clash Of Clans Addiction Nearly Sank The Royals' Season
http://deadspin.com/a-clash-of-clans-addiction-nearly-sank-the-royals-seaso-1648848299

Don't Get Too Excited About That New "Hoverboard" Just Yet http://paleofuture.gizmodo.com/dont-get-too-excited-about-that-new-hoverboard-just-y-1648896230

New DC Restaurant to Charge For "Artisanal" Ice Cubes
http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/new-restaurant-to-charge-for-artisanal-ice-cubes-1648675905/+marchman

Howard Stern and Phish
http://www.jambase.com/Articles/123086/Audio-Howard-Stern-Deep-Dives-Into-Music-Of-Phish

You can almost sense the former superintendent of Attica's head exploding when he sees how nice prisons are in Norway - http://digg.com/video/nordic-prisons-are-nothing-like-american-ones

I enjoyed this guy's art - http://www.themorningnews.org/gallery/the-power-of-ritual

Not sure if you guys have heard of this serial killer in Gary, Indiana. Dude was fucked up. They're saying they don't know exactly how many people he's killed, besides the 7 women they've found, because he hid bodies in abandoned houses. 33% of houses in Gary are abandoned! What a shit hole. Plus this http://www.theonion.com/articles/media-stumped-on-how-to-handle-missing-mixedrace-w,37231/

"The Old Russian annals describe four types of vengeance organized by Olga. First, she ordered the capture of the 20 matchmakers who had come to Kiev and had them buried alive. The Princess then asked the Drevlyans to send better ambassadors to her, but as soon as they arrived, they were burned in a bathhouse. Soon after that Olga went to the land of the Drevlyans, supposedly to have a funeral feast in memory of her murdered husband. Having made her enemies drunk during the feast, the governess then ordered them all killed. The annals report about five thousand victims in this third act of revenge."
Source: the history of Princess Olga of Kiev http://russiapedia.rt.com/prominent-russians/history-and-mythology/princess-olga-of-kiev/

Rick Ross "gotta thank Pears and shit for making him skinnier"
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/i-refuse-to-stop-laughing-at-rick-ross-giving-a-shout-out-to-pears-for-making-him-skinny/

Philadelphia is the largest city to decriminalize pot and one veteran used his right to smoke outside city hall yesterday and only got $100 fine.
http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/10/20/meet-mike-whiter-recipient-phillys-first-marijuana-citation/#34si7mT6CcobPGfB.99

Too immature NOT to laugh at this. LOLZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkI9en971XI

Swedish Shredder Finds The Ugliest Sounds A Guitar Can Make
http://digg.com/video/swedish-shredder-finds-the-ugliest-sounds-a-guitar-can-make

Man Tells Obama 'Don't Touch My Girlfriend'
http://digg.com/video/obama-dont-touch-my-girlfriend-mike-jones-jealousy-will-get-you-nowhere

Horny Redditors Jerk Off to Photo of Dude's Butt, Thinking It's Boobs
http://gawker.com/horny-redditors-jerk-off-to-photo-of-dudes-butt-thinki-1648913295


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Porkchop Express

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Ectoplasm...everywhere...

NSFW - Hottest real-deal milf that *I've* ever seen - IMO
http://imgur.com/a/oyRt0

Watch Out, ISIS, Dutch Biker Gangs Are Coming for You
http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2014/10/15/watch_out_isis_dutch_biker_gangs_are_coming_for_you

Lockheed says makes breakthrough on fusion energy project
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/10/15/us-lockheed-fusion-idUSKCN0I41EM20141015

Kahl Drogo stole your idea of buying a big building in Detroit: http://www.mlive.com/entertainment/detroit/index.ssf/2014/10/hbo_game_of_thrones_star_jason.html

Annoying disrespectful teenage girl gets arrested by cops, hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELksNFoWbjQ

Bulletproof Coffee, The New Power Drink Of Silicon Valley
http://www.fastcompany.com/3032635/most-creative-people/bulletproof-coffee-the-new-power-drink-of-silicon-valley

Ballin'-Ass Steve Ballmer And His Dead Eyes Are Here To Frighten You
http://deadspin.com/ballin-ass-steve-ballmer-and-his-dead-eyes-are-here-to-1647109776
Link to the actual story: http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2014-10-16/steve-ballmers-new-life-as-owner-of-nbas-most-expensive-team

Shark Farts - http://time.com/3510258/shark-feeding-frenzy-video-sharknado/

A Jets scout wanted to draft Brady in the 6th round that year but got overruled by then GM Bill Parcells, LOLJets
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/ets-scout-wanted-to-draft-tom-brady-overruled-by-bill-parcells/244487

A Deadly Legacy in Iraq
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/10/16/opinion/a-deadly-legacy-in-iraq.html?_r=1

I enjoyed this kid taking a soccer ball to the face in extreme slow-motion
http://deadspin.com/kid-takes-soccer-ball-to-the-face-in-magnificent-slow-1647187071

Hitler was a meth head
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/10/14/hitler-drugs-crystal-meth/17242185/

Sears selling gay flesh lights under the "Jackhammer" section (sem-NSFW)
http://wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net/809EBF/ec-origin.chicago.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/10/Capture82.jpg

Guy Meets Bird, Bird Drops F-Bomb
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/16/bird-says-fuck-you_n_5998446.html

Damn those sneaky Swiss- http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2014/10/10/355177578/episode-575-the-fondue-conspiracy

Battlin on the Trident ya'll
http://www.avclub.com/article/yup-there-will-be-flashbacks-game-thrones-next-sea-210580

Now American caucasians are getting serious about their skin color: at this point they literally believe that they face more discrimination than people of color do. http://www.salon.com/2014/10/15/why_the_whiteness_project_is_so_mortifying_partner/

Everything you need to know from today's Apple event (two new desktops, two new ipdads) - http://digg.com/2014/just-the-important-stuff-from-todays-apple-event


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Balderdash

Woman 20 years after taking huge doses of steroids back in the 1990s (former bodybuilder)
http://imgur.com/a/DbSfu

NSFW - I would love to see this at a parking lot
http://gfycat.com/CalmGroundedJunebug

NSFW - I would love to see this at curb-side pick-up near the Outback Steakhouse
http://i.imgur.com/0UdwOrg.jpg

Fishermen Catch Pissed Off Sea Lion [VIDEO]
http://gcaptain.com/fishermen-catch-pissed-sea-lion-video/

Bill Simmons's Return Sets Intrigue in Motion at ESPN
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/10/15/sports/bill-simmonss-return-sets-intrigue-in-motion-at-espn.html?_r=0

Guy opens old Magic: The Gathering pack, finds a card worth thousands, freaks out
http://www.avclub.com/article/guy-opens-old-magic-gathering-pack-finds-card-wort-210484

Large scale settlement, Red Bull agreed to give $10 to anyone who purchased their product in the last decade because it doesnt actually give you wings.
https://rdb.gcginc.com/Default.aspx

Oh, and this: "Thanks for Ruining the Red Bull Settlement, Internet"
http://time.com/money/3484564/red-bull-settlement-ruined/

Dallas Nurses Cite Horrifying Conditions in Ebola Care (read as Explosive Diarrhea)
http://mashable.com/2014/10/15/dallas-nurses-sloppy-ebola/#:eyJzIjoidCIsImkiOiJfeTNxcHZxZWllbHh1MjJ3NyJ9

Sofia Coppola to direct Bill Murray Christmas special - http://www.vulture.com/2014/10/sofia-coppola-to-helm-bill-murray-x-mas-special.html

Little Guyana, an Indo-Guyanese enclave in Queens
http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/travel/2014/10/02/38ec1260-4998-11e4-a046-120a8a855cca_story.html

HBO to Offer Stand-Alone Web Subscription in U.S. Next Year
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-10-15/hbo-to-offer-stand-alone-online-subscription-in-u-s-next-year.html

How to Make: Greek Deli's Avgolemono Soup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCfmkO1rjJk

Kabob Chipotle coming to DC
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/2014/10/14/skwr-kabobline-opening-downtown-next-spring/

 'Bout that Jim Irsay Life:
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11705479/investigations-reveal-shadow-life-indianapolis-colts-owner-jim-irsay

40 Best Restaurants in DC rated by the Posts Food Critic:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/guides/guide/2014-fall-dining-guide/?hpid=z8

NYGiants hate freedom and America, what scumbags
http://www.zoowithroy.com/2014/10/its-official-new-york-giants-hate.html

Top Rat-infested cities in USA
http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/chicago-holds-top-spot-on-rattiest-cities-list-278988971.html

Dog lolz
http://imgur.com/fw1jbp0

Sixers will be historically bad and it'll be awesome
http://deadspin.com/jesus-have-you-looked-at-the-76ers-roster-1646817254

List of America's worst colleges comes out - http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/magazine/septemberoctober_2014/features/americas_worst_colleges051752.php?page=all

Drumline battle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPD4Ae-Zv_Y

Hero Cat Saves World From Another Goddamn Fucking Ukelele Cover
http://gawker.com/hero-cat-saves-world-from-another-goddamn-fucking-ukele-1646738964



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Listen to Coach Finstock

Coach Finstock: There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

Cowboys RB and grown man caught shoplifting cologne and underwear - http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2014/10/14/6974369/joseph-randle-arrest-shoplifting-cologne-cowboys    According to rotoworld, he's making $495,000 this season...

Athletes can't get away with anything anymore, damn kids
http://larrybrownsports.com/college-football/robert-nkemdiche-bong-photo-hugh-freeze/244218

Bro On Jeopardy Tells Quite Possibly The Worst Story Every Told In The History Of Mankind
http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/super-page/bro-on-jeopardy-tells-quite-possibly-the-worst-story-every-told-in-the-history-of-mankind/

SO Vermont...
http://www.businessinsider.com/vermont-gubernatorial-debate-highlights-2014-10

Semi-NSFW - Candance Swanepoel bringing the heat
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/guess-that-ass-1339

The Ralph Steadman Breaking Bad Blu-ray Covers Are Amazing
http://www.esquire.com/blogs/culture/breaking-bad-ralph-steadman-steelbook

Fallon and Galifinakis make up excuses for not hanging out with each other - http://digg.com/video/zach-galifianakis-and-fallon-make-excuses-for-not-hanging-out

Boston layer lapse video is pretty neat - http://vimeo.com/108792063

Ryobi's New Accessories Turn Your Smartphone Into a Toolbox
http://gizmodo.com/ryobis-new-accessories-turn-your-smartphone-into-a-tool-1646082284

Vatican's new stance on gays and cohabitation - http://mashable.com/2014/10/13/vatican-gays-cohabitation/

Skipping rocks on a frozen pond makes a cool sound - http://digg.com/video/the-coolest-noise-skipping-a-rock-over-a-frozen-pond

DC Bros: Pay with OpenTable launches Today in DC
http://dc.eater.com/2014/10/14/6974021/pay-with-opentable-launches-today-in-dc

Stella the dog looks like she had the greatest day a dog's ever known
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s8rN9i4Gpw&list=UUOCcNv1hHM1qWcNYE7qM0XA

Esquire has named Penélope Cruz the Sexiest Woman Alive, and the magazine is very serious about her sexiness.
http://www.newser.com/story/197168/and-the-sexiest-woman-alive-is.html

Havoc At Serbia-Albania As Match Interrupted By Flag-Carrying Drone
http://screamer.deadspin.com/havoc-at-serbia-albania-as-match-interrupted-by-flag-ca-1646284088

Texas and Oklahoma fans brawl
http://bustedcoverage.com/2014/10/14/tour-bus-breaks-up-oklahoma-vs-texas-red-river-rivalry-fan-fight/

Washington man says he's had sex with 700 cars
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/trending/Washington-man-says-hes-had-sex-with-700-cars.html

intense chick fight
http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/super-page/chick-dominates-a-hood-fight-so-hard-that-she-probably-deserves-a-shot-at-ronda-rousey/



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Marzipan Butt Plugs, don't toss 'em, lettem dissolve!

"Malzahn Eats Blue Waffles": Your College GameDay Sign Roundup
http://deadspin.com/malzahn-eats-blue-waffles-your-college-gameday-sign-1645201546
In case you forget
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Blue+waffle

The NFL cover-up that started it all
http://nypost.com/2014/10/12/they-are-cheaters-spygate-the-nfl-scandal-that-started-it-all

Did you guys know that Leonard Nimoy directed 3 Men and a Baby?
<no link for this, just a fun fact>

Penis graffiti drawn on £1.5million Bugatti Veyron
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/penis-graffiti-drawn-on-15million-bugatti-veyron-9782219.html

Dragon Lolz
http://i.imgur.com/6syh7R3.gif

October 11 is National Sausage Pizza Day
http://blog.al.com/southern-foodie/2014/10/october_11_is_national_sausage.html

How to Shrimp Grits with WD-50's Wylie Dufresne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spXEqrjAvTE&feature=em-subs_digest

Any of you guys ever use the expression "Gild the Lily"?
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gild_the_lily
http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/gild+the+lily

#BBCtrending: Rich kids v poor kids in Tehran
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-29574911

Funny Polish man scares humans with dog
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-29166339

For DC Bros - http://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/guides/guide/2014-fall-dining-guide/

Sandwich Science - http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2014/10/13/355115593/friction-can-save-your-sandwich-and-other-tips-for-better-bites

 They straight up mention Missing White Woman Syndrome. http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/12/us/virginia-murdered-daughter-familiy/index.html?hpt=hp_bn1

Watch: Female Eagles fan steals singing veteran's prosthetic leg
http://www.csnphilly.com/blog/700-level/watch-female-eagles-fan-steals-singing-veterans-prosthetic-leg

LolJETS - Floyd Mayweather Jr. wins big on INT
http://espn.go.com/espn/chalk/story/_/id/11691925/floyd-mayweather-jr-wins-600k-las-vegas-bet-following-geno-smith-interception


Start: NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW 

I VIEWED THESE ON AN iPHONE, AD POP-UPS EXIST, BE WARY.

Fappening just dropped another load....

Official site if you're interested: http://thefappening.rocks

NSFW - Lindsay Clubine (Clay Buccholz's wife)
http://www.imgrobot.com/album/gb/?sort=date_desc&page=3
(2014-10-13) http://www.imgrobot.com/album/gZ allegra carpenter (2014-10-13) http://www.imgrobot.com/album/gp kaime o'teter | Oboom Download .ZIP (2014-10-13) http://www.imgrobot.com/album/gO lauren o'neil (2014-10-13) http://www.imgrobot.com/album/gb lindsay clubine (2014-10-13) http://www.imgrobot.com/album/gq shanon mcanally | Oboom Download .ZIP (2014-10-13) http://www.imgrobot.com/album/g1 wailana geisen (2014-10-13) http://www.imgrobot.com/album/g9 nina stavris

NSFW - Joanna Krupa
http://www.imgrobot.com/album/ez/?sort=date_desc&page=2

NSFW - Kelly Brook
http://www.imgrobot.com/album/e1/?sort=date_desc&page=3

End: NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW 


Disgraced, Soon-To-Be-Former Navajo Nation President Attends 'Skins Game
http://deadspin.com/disgraced-soon-to-be-former-navajo-nation-president-at-1645509844
(i have second-hand embarrassment for everyone in this photo...)

Ebola victims family blames hospital and state;
http://www.boston.com/business/news/2014/10/12/ebola-victim-family-blames-hospital-and-state/vmF0bHQoh8Sw0UY2SlYKeO/story.html

LBJ still setting screens for the Heat: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2228266-lebron-james-accidentally-sets-pick-for-former-teammate-norris-cole

Shaq is tiny: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2227162-shaquille-oneal-chills-with-74-sim-bhullar-and-76-yao-ming

Pretty sure Chip Kelly is farting here
http://www.gfycat.com/MarvelousElderlyAmoeba

Twitter F-ups - http://www.nj.com/giants/index.ssf/2014/10/philadelphia_radio_host_mike_missanelli_rips_victor_cruz_in_tweet_after_injury_apologizes.html#incart_river

The 2nd US Ebola Patient Has Been Identified (and she's attractive)
http://www.businessinsider.com/us-ebola-patient-identified-as-nina-pham-2014-10

Ronde Barber enjoys how Andy Dalton sucks off 290 pound guys
http://deadspin.com/ronde-barber-lauds-andy-daltons-ability-to-suck-off-2-1645584925

Fat Blue Jackets fan is the best fat hockey fan ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZSOXdR3Umo
Better fat guy dancing chugging beers while dancing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRjVhPmSXyQ

We've Got An Amazing New Angle Of That Kid Making Love To The Camera On The News The Other Day http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/super-page/weve-got-an-amazing-new-angle-of-that-kid-making-love-to-the-camera-on-the-news-the-other-day/


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Bob Loblaw

Well... this is no way to start your Friday...
http://www.brobible.com/life/article/guy-killed-mom-corpse/

Elaborate plan to show the world his dick:
http://time.com/3484869/tesla-elon-musk-unveil-d/

For the Eagles fans:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u2bqbPdZOs

NSFW - Natural yams in natural light
http://i.imgur.com/PX4YW5W.jpg

Giants or Eagles? One little fan will have her allegiance decided this weekend
http://www.nj.com/eagles/index.ssf/2014/10/giants_or_eagles_one_little_fan_will_have_their_fandom_decided_this_weekend.html#incart_river

Probably not for real but interesting if true: http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/snapchat-hack-200000-self-destruct-nude-images-set-leak-snappening-1469418  THE SNAPPENING

This algorithm songwriting-singer is a hologram, and it plays live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA5pIpdQEr0

This is in French, but it doesnt matter, its awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwL0t5kPf6E#t=85

The cost of Cosplay - http://digg.com/2014/the-cost-of-cosplay

LEAFERS! Interactive foliage map shows peak fall leaf forecast - http://smokymountains.com/fall-foliage-map/

Jon Stewart did a great bit on AIG/Hank Greenberg suing the govt - http://digg.com/video/aig-has-some-residual-stupid-opinions-on-their-government-bailout

Obama LOLZ
http://imgur.com/gallery/u6eXbmW

Shot-for-shot remake of Empire Strikes Back in 480 different styles - http://digg.com/video/remake-empire-strikes-back-fans

Riding in a Tesla on auto-drive mode. The future is here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgTDQGGigjc#t=60

Photo essay from Iraq... "The day Robin Williams died events in Iraq took a back seat" - http://roadsandkingdoms.com/2014/a-lens-to-the-front/


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Clint Eastwood never says "Toodles"

I love the name Radamel Falcao. So does his stupid parrot - http://www.espnfc.co.uk/blog/the-toe-poke/65/post/2077625/falcaos-pet-parrot-coco-celebrates-every-time-he-scores?ex_cid=awesome

NSFW - This is how you clap on the Jerry Springer show
http://i.imgur.com/HpM95TD.jpg

NSFW - Hotness - http://gfycat.com/AlarmingClosedCopperhead

The Stand
http://www.vulture.com/2014/10/stephen-kings-the-stand-might-be-two-movies.html?mid=twitter_vulture

Remember the guys that climbed the tower in Shanghai? They've struck again, but with a twist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJkuCzgg7fo&spfreload=1

Rape Face
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rape-face--3

Porn Hub erects huge billboard in Times Square... all you need is hand - http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/pornhub-erects-huge-billboard-times-square-after-long-search-great-non-pornographic-ad-160632

Great White Shark Attacks Inflatable Boat! | Santa Cruz Waves
http://www.santacruzwaves.com/videos/great-white-shark-attacks-inflatable-boat/

this video made me want to be a fighter pilot - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6z33QXHoVI

Peace Corps applications up 400% after they move the process away from paper to online - http://www.nextgov.com/emerging-tech/emerging-tech-blog/2014/10/peace-corps-applicants-rise-400-percent-after-sign-goes-online/96101/

Too fat to fry, 500lbs body causes fire at crematory - http://www.nbc12.com/story/26737161/500-lb-body-causes-fire-at-henrico-crematory

Literal Goosebumps Covers: http://imgur.com/a/ZDU5k

kinda funny John Lennon quote:
"All that business was awful, it was a fuckin' humiliation. One has to completely humiliate oneself to be what the Beatles were, and that's what I resent. I didn't know, I didn't foresee. It happened bit by bit, gradually, until this complete craziness is surrounding you, and you're doing exactly what you don't want to do with people you can't stand — the people you hated when you were ten."
--    As quoted in Rolling Stone (7 January 1971) , and requoted in The Sociology of Rock by Simon Frith

NY Bros - cool link about how far your apartment is from the subway -  http://iquantny.tumblr.com/post/99544282749/found-the-manhattan-apartment-thats-the-farthest-from

Lolz, Eli Manning: http://scontent-a.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/10723867_819970664701046_934925953_n.jpg



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Orzo Rice Farts

*Note* - If you missed it, I highly recommend you go to the blast from yesterday (10-07-2014), click on the link titled "Fappening Videos", and check out the two for Abigail Spencer... it... is...awesome. (NSFW of course)

Washington Post staffers sample the Nats' lucky mayo-and-banana sandwich
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2014/10/07/washington-post-staffers-sample-the-nats-lucky-mayo-and-banana-sandwich/

NSFW - Love yams, love jiggles - http://i.imgur.com/RWE0zJZ.gif

NSFW - amazing jiggly yams http://38.media.tumblr.com/b3313b34f6b37c02bb1c79bd8cde5d2f/tumblr_n9tpamCvfx1rzqnfqo1_250.gif

NSFW - Sexy Librarian
http://i.imgur.com/qfHQ3Tm.jpg

Panty-Melter - Squishy prairie-dog stuck in hole
http://i.imgur.com/sWzoz2a.gif

Crazy woman enters restaurant and tries to make the patrons feel guilty about their meals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmfRMeU6pQ8
If you sit through the two minutes, you'll be furious.

This is fucking amazing (NSFW.... DONGS) http://deadspin.com/rugby-fan-celebrates-title-by-swinging-his-dong-around-1642959080

Ever wondered what a 1912 brothel menu looked like? Now you know. Rim job: $1.70
http://totalfratmove.com/whorehouse-menu-from-1912-discovered-asshole-blowing-for-only-1-70/

Will climate change make men extinct? http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2014/10/study-climate-change-newborn-sex-ratios

Turn your volume down low... http://www.td4wbutton.com/

Corey, you're doing it wrong!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O3-Eula9FA

Guy torments girlfriend with Lord of the Rings quotes - http://digg.com/video/guy-torments-girlfriend-with-lord-of-the-rings-quotes
    
Rodgers-Cromartie, Amukamara Mock Eagles' 0 Super Bowls In Photo
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2014/10/08/rodgers-cromartie-amukamara-mock-eagles-0-super-bowls-in-photo/

Lolz Manning Face - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzcB5uXIYAEAnso.jpg

US Ebola patient Thomas Duncan dies in hospital
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29543956

Football-centric town of Sayreville divided by lewd hazing allegations
http://www.si.com/high-school/2014/10/07/sayreville-high-school-football-investigation-hazing

US Soccer made a great Landon Donovan tribute video
http://mashable.com/2014/10/08/landon-donovan-tribute

Here is the entire Bill Murray interview on Howard Stern.  Great listen.
http://www.howardstern.com/news/listen-to-the-bill-murray-and-howard-interview

Maplewood, N.J.: If Brooklyn Were a Suburb http://www.nytimes.com/2014/10/12/realestate/maplewood-nj-if-brooklyn-were-a-suburb.html

Maybe I'm old... maybe i just love blowing dudes... but Ibiza looks like living hell to me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKgDzpc3lZ8

Deep Feelings from Louis CK
http://www.salon.com/2014/10/08/lets_all_take_a_minute_to_process_louis_c_k_s_feelings_about_mars/

Comcast got me fired after billing dispute, says California man
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/10/comcast-got-me-fired-after-billing-dispute-says-california-man/

Ben Watt and Bernard Butler - Young Man's Game (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVmac90oevI&list=UU3I2GFN_F8WudD_2jUZbojA

Some other chill song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_4r4ILcpP0

Pass Notes With Unprecedented Speed With A Paper Plane Machine Gun
http://digg.com/video/pass-notes-with-unprecedented-speed-with-a-paper-plane-machine-gun


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