BroBlast: June 2018

Friday, June 22, 2018

Early Blast

This story about Amazon's Jeff Bezos eating octopus for breakfast is

symbolic of his business strategy

http://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-jeff-bezos-eating-octopus-business-acquisition-strategy-2017-6

Young Trump staffers in D.C. are having a hard time dating and socializing

because most of this city loathes them

https://twitter.com/fordm/status/1010148623978586115?s=12

Protestors are outside of DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen’s Alexandria

townhouse, playing audio of the detained children. She appears to be still

be home.

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1010127554106331136

Sinclair Forces Stations To Air Commentary Arguing ‘Liberal’ Reports of

Child Detention Were Exaggerated http://mediaite.com/a/yakhe

https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1009842500314357760

Multimillion-dollar lawsuits, a haze of booze and hash, a marriage gone

very wrong and a lifestyle he can’t afford – inside the trials of Johnny

Depp

https://www.rollingstone.com/movies/features/johnny-depp-lawsuit-marriage-w521671

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Thursday, June 21, 2018

Wango Unveined

Action Bronson shaved his beard -

https://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/action-bronson-shaved-his-beard-and-it-solidifies-the-fact-that-i-never-will/

Burger King says sorry for Russian World Cup pregnancy ad

http://kutv.com/news/nation-world/burger-king-says-sorry-for-russian-world-cup-pregnancy-ad

This can't be real, is it?

http://www.businessinsider.com/melania-jacket-i-really-dont-care-texas-immigrant-visit-2018-6

It is real... https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/1009871069694627842

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Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Turd Soup Today

Giant piece of shit -

https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/19/politics/corey-lewandowski-undocumented-immigrant-womp-womp/index.html

Solid Onion

https://www.theonion.com/ms-13-gang-leader-getting-some-pretty-great-ideas-from-1826961586

https://sports.theonion.com/ovechkin-hopes-to-inspire-other-athletes-to-power-throu-1826966445#_ga=2.151296958.685551559.1529505828-104707556.1529505828

Major C-word -

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/06/watch-kristjen-nielsen-gets-chased-mexican-restaurant-dsa-activists/#.WymkMpKh7js.twitter

Read this thread:

https://twitter.com/SteveSchmidtSES/status/1009325231004004352

BREAKING: Cardinal McCarrick, archbishop emeritus of Washington DC, removed

from public ministry after credible accusation he abused a teen 50 years

ago while serving as a priest in @NY_Arch -

https://twitter.com/AielloTV/status/1009409539513438208

11 agencies in New York & New Jersey collected $100 million this year to

house & foster “unaccompanied alien minors” -

https://twitter.com/mattkatz00/status/1009270318735781888/

Update: https://twitter.com/mattkatz00/status/1009435363528663041

ICE, a bunch of liars and rapists -

https://twitter.com/dabeard/status/1009478392562028545

Head of ICE is a fucking moron -

https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/06/19/ice-director-tom-homan-interview-sitroom.cnn/video/playlists/family-separations/

Trump’s Military Drops a Bomb Every 12 Minutes, and No One Is Talking About

https://www.truthdig.com/articles/trumps-military-drops-a-bomb-every-12-minutes-and-no-one-is-talking-about-it/

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Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Hamster Cannon

Juan Soto! https://twitter.com/incarceratedbob/status/1008820933493252096

Amazing Political Ad -

https://twitter.com/HHReynolds/status/1009054528317153280

ICE is bad -

https://theintercept.com/2018/04/11/immigration-detention-sexual-abuse-ice-dhs/

This will be MEME'ed -

https://twitter.com/NutmegRadio/status/1009111359244656640

Just a horny fat guy... https://twitter.com/nbc4i/status/1008810668236132354

Gary Glitter - Do You Wanna Touch Me (1973)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi7ds7Lmmrk

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Monday, June 18, 2018

Jabba the Hutt FUPA

Ex-player Kellen Winslow II arrested on suspicion of multiple sex crimes

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/23795898/kellen-winslow-ii-arrested-suspicion-sex-crimes

New word

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/recalcitrant

What Blue Apron REALLY is - https://youtu.be/TDMfDwDUxKE

The Best and Worst Airlines and Airports of 2018

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-06-06/the-best-and-worst-airlines-and-airports-of-2018

Warren Buffett’s secret weapon for public speaking

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/warren-buffetts-secret-weapon-public-speaking-carmine-gallo

Analysis The Cybersecurity 202: Trump associates may need a lesson on how

to use their encrypted apps

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/paloma/the-cybersecurity-202/2018/06/18/the-cybersecurity-202-trump-associates-may-need-a-lesson-on-how-to-use-their-encrypted-apps/5b2675f91b326b3967989b28/?utm_term=.61eeff60b216

The Deceptive Campaign to Keep D.C. Service Workers Underpaid

https://splinternews.com/the-deceptive-campaign-to-keep-d-c-service-workers-und-1826924316

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Thursday, June 14, 2018

Flaky Butt Nugget

Very chill, non dictatorship like Trump murals all over the holding house

for migrant children in Mexico

https://twitter.com/jacobsoboroff/status/1007019318293553153

This is spot on -

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/06/missing-the-world-cup-is-detention-for-the-united-states.html

Chris Pine the JizzLord -

http://www.vulture.com/2018/06/chris-pine-wears-a-fanny-pack-in-wonder-woman-sequel.html

OLIVER RIOUX - 12 year old Basketball player is 6'10! WTF!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-QROrn-QRs

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Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Shartlocker

North America wins the 2026 World Cup bid, games in US, Mexico & Canada

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1006852071956598784

The Most Honest Out-of-Office Message

What if you deleted all your emails during vacation and never looked back?

https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2018/06/out-of-office-message-email/562394/

LOL - https://twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1006304309221285889

Bitcoin’s Price Was Artificially Inflated Last Year, Researchers Say

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/13/technology/bitcoin-price-manipulation.html?action=click&module=TrendingGrid®ion=TrendingTop&pgtype=collection

Rudy Giuliani's son lost West Wing access after President Trump attempted

to promote him

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/ny-pol-rudy-giuliani-son-loses-west-wing-access-20180613-story.html

Buy your season tix now.

https://theundefeated.com/features/washington-d-c-is-the-stage-large-enough-to-fit-lebron-james/

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Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Red Rocket

Spider Mouse - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jKonG7RiiQ

How LinkedIn turned this “Failmom” into a socialist: A dismal job market

and “Chapo Trap House” turned me, a middle-aged mother, into a radical

https://www.salon.com/2018/06/10/how-linkedin-made-this-failmom-into-a-socialist/

Robert DeNiro on stage at the Tony's last night gave an impassioned "Fuck

Trump!" on stage not once, but twice

http://www.tmz.com/2018/06/10/robert-de-niro-says-f-trump-twice-bleeped-tony-awards-2018/?adid=hero1

EU vs. Trump

https://twitter.com/guyverhofstadt/status/1005763366118477825

Bruce Springsteen Performs 'My Hometown' at Tony Awards

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/tony-awards-2018-bruce-springsteen-your-hometown-tony-performance-w521203

Dancing in the Street video with the music removed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHkhIjG0DKc

Web of elite Russians met with NRA execs during 2016 campaign

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/latest-news/article212756749.html

Nothing to see here, just Ivanka raking in 82 million last year while

working at the White House

https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1006322636551606274

This made me laugh, Donny & Kim in Curb Your Enthusiasm

https://twitter.com/dannolan/status/1006460513172123648

Chapo Trap House -

https://soundcloud.com/chapo-trap-house/episode-218-the-presidents-neck-is-missing-feat-david-roth-61018

There's literally a Trump tweet for every situation, Rodman edition

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/464217937516040193

New! - "THE NBA" — A Bad Lip Reading

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08vIy0y1N9I

100 Best Restaurants in the UK

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-06-11/the-u-k-s-100-best-restaurants-of-2018

Man flies out of car after toll booth crash in Florida (RAW FOOTAGE)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wfDU5b1zXg

Crocodile eats dog in Australia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWVacdWUFr8

Why We Are So Vulnerable to Charlatans Like Trump

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/06/12/opinion/trump-jordan-peterson-charlatans.html

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Friday, June 8, 2018

ALL CAPS, ALL FAPS

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Wednesday, June 6, 2018

Chewy Lardons

Fox News ripped for misleading photos of Philadelphia Eagles players

kneeling

http://money.cnn.com/2018/06/05/media/fox-news-philadelphia-eagles-kneeling/index.html

Trump doesn't know the lyrics to the National Anthem -

https://twitter.com/maxontwitter/status/1004078757815054337?s=12

Check this Doctor's name - http://drskylizard.com/skylizard/

Billionaire Koch brothers take on Trump over tariffs

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-44366737

FBI agent loses his gun during dance-floor backflip, accidentally shoots

bar patron

https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/03/us/dancing-fbi-agent-gun-discharge/index.html

Road Rage -

https://nypost.com/2018/06/05/road-rager-broke-womans-arm-in-horrifying-attack-cops/

A man of the people -

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-europe-44370391/dutch-pm-mark-rutte-cleans-up-parliament-coffee-spill

Dennis Rodman will be in Singapore for Trump-Kim summit

https://nypost.com/2018/06/05/dennis-rodman-will-be-in-singapore-for-trump-kim-summit/

Delaware Finally Comes Up With A Reason To Visit It

https://deadspin.com/delaware-finally-comes-up-with-a-reason-to-visit-it-1826468306

24 Hours in the Life of Ina Garten’s Assistant, Lidey Heuck

https://www.foodandwine.com/news/ina-garten-assistant-lidey-heuck

(this makes me angry for some reason)

Betsy DeVos being a dumb cunt -

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1004087703569354753

This makes me upset

https://nypost.com/2018/06/05/former-college-student-who-claimed-rape-admits-it-was-all-lies/

LULZ - https://twitter.com/_Hxxder/status/1003987215259721728

GM Exec crashes paces car:

https://www.autoblog.com/2018/06/03/gm-vp-mark-reuss-crashes-chevy-corvette-zr1-pace-car-ahead-of-in/

Time to buy those trucks:

http://www.autonews.com/article/20180605/RETAIL/180609879/discounts-as-high-as-16000-fuel-latest-round-of-pickup-wars

Teacher accused of taking bribes in exchange for good grades

https://apnews.com/a68f6f0307484794948dbc348be8c01d

Babe catches foul ball in her beer and chugs it

https://twitter.com/NBCSports/status/1004339671453917184

Digging into Trump’s latest "Spygate" tweet

https://www.axios.com/trump-tweets-spygate-strzok-page-gateway-pundit-conspiracy-5fa36da4-d07a-454b-8aba-4e30fe5fc651.html

Bon Iver, The National Members Launch Free Online Music Platform People -

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/bon-iver-the-national-launch-free-online-music-platform-people-w521145

here is its: https://beta.p-e-o-p-l-e.com/artist/big-red-machine/

Bofa Deez Nuts Claims Maiden Victory

https://screengrabber.deadspin.com/bofa-deez-nuts-claims-maiden-victory-1826501670

NEVER GIVE UP! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

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