Monday, December 9, 2013

Manchengo Mammaries

One of the best DOGE pics I done ever seen: http://imgur.com/gallery/O2NQNvP

Baby orangutan getting his belly rubbed http://i.imgur.com/PUSDPY7.gif

Lucky Guy (only one aspect of this photo is NSFW)
http://www.lememe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/xbox.jpg

new Broken Bells song
http://wxrt.cbslocal.com/2013/12/06/broken-bells-release-new-holding-on-for-life-video-watch/

Weird NSFW Subreddit... www.reddit.com/r/masserect

Boney M Daddy cool (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtxlCsVKkvY


 this guy Greg "Kracken" Hardy is a nut. He wears eye-black all over his face, uses those contacts that make your eyes white, and says he went to Hogwarts for college.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Hardy
http://deadspin.com/greg-hardy-is-kraken-and-he-went-to-hogwarts-1479293828
and
https://www.google.com/search?q=greg+kraken+hardy&safe=off&espv=210&es_sm=93&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=_zClUvb_E-PhsATyuoA4&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1600&bih=795#es_sm=93&espv=210&q=greg+kraken+hardy&safe=off&tbm=isch

Ice cubes found at the Chinese KFC chain were 12 times dirtier than toilet water-and 19 times the national bacteria level standard
http://www.franchiseherald.com/articles/3778/20130724/kfc-ice-12-times-dirtier-toilet-water-report.htm

Mitch McConnell Inflates Throat Pouch In Show Of Dominance Over Fellow Congressional Males http://www.theonion.com/articles/mitch-mcconnell-inflates-throat-pouch-in-show-of-d,34747/

Veteran D.C. police officer was running a prostitution ring out of his Southeast Washington apartment, where they found a 16-year-old girl who had been reported missing http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/dc-police-search-home-of-officer-in-prostitution-investigation/2013/12/05/964b7d98-5de3-11e3-be07-006c776266ed_story.html

Washington post columnist absolutely roasts Snyder and Shanahan:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/is-mike-shanahan-or-daniel-snyder-to-blame-washington-doesnt-deserve-either-of-them/2013/12/08/346ccb90-6068-11e3-8beb-3f9a9942850f_story_1.html
Also, Unfortunately Wilbon called the Redskins-bed-shitting we are currently witnessing years ago: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2013/12/09/michael-wilbon-called-this/

Funny Sheli Manning: http://www.nj.com/giants/index.ssf/2013/12/chargers_fans_have_fun_with_sheli_manning_picture_in_end_zone.html

David Simon: 'There are now two Americas. My country is a horror show'
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/08/david-simon-capitalism-marx-two-americas-wire

"This is the video update for me riding through Iran, on my journey from Malaysia to the UK on my Honda C90." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2LEgowbzSc

New Mexico cop fired for shooting at minivan full of kids
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/12/07/new-mexico-cop-fired-for-shooting-at-minivan-full-of-kids/

Japanese nipple makeup is a thing, and it is real (semi-NSFW)
http://i.imgur.com/2BwrrMo.png

The Takeout Item Left on Bloomberg's Plate
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/09/nyregion/city-council-expected-to-vote-on-bloombergs-proposed-ban-on-foam-containers.html?_r=0

Steelers Player Fingers Dolphins player's butthole
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ-7gaYJ-cQ

19 GIFs of Animals Knocking Out Kids Because We All Need This Right Now
http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/2208d855b7/gifs-of-animals-attacking-kids

This DC Bar has been open for some time now, but here are some things you may not have known about the bar, Thomas Foolery
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/2013/07/15/12-craziest-things-about-thomas-foolery-opening-wednesday/

Man Commits Suicide in Mall After Girlfriend Refuses to Stop Shopping
http://gawker.com/man-commits-suicide-in-mall-after-girlfriend-refuses-to-1479660064

Short men don't stack up with NYC women
http://nypost.com/2013/12/08/short-men-dont-stack-up-with-nyc-women/

All these pictures scare the shit out of me - http://twentytwowords.com/2013/12/03/victorian-parents-hiding-pictures-keep-babies-still-long-enough-portrait-20-pics/

Sounds like the most fun Super Bowl ever "You will be allowed to have food in your car and have drink in you car. And provided you're in the boundaries of a single parking space, you'll be able to eat or drink right next to your car" http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/10109826/no-tailgating-parties-super-bowl-stadium

Rebecca Black's long awaited follow up, she's kinda chubby now... meh... (best part is at 3:30) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVCzdpagXOQ

Pretty elaborate trick to get someone to stop consuming so much alcohol, the guy already has 5 DUI's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfvPPPc_UTs1

Friday, December 6, 2013

She will take you in the mouth, sir

Nelson Mandela Becomes First Politician To Be Missed
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nelson-mandela-becomes-first-politician-to-be-miss,34755/

This dude's name is awesome!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokyo_Sexwale

DIRDS!  New type of animal
http://iwastesomuchtime.com/on/?i=83852

Justin Hinds & The Dominoes - Natty Take Over  (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkX5OW3G0Lw

How a drum sounds based on where it's played
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY-f68J5PPo

Detroit Newscast Uses Photo of Alex Rodriguez for Nelson Mandela
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/12/a-rod-mandela-news-detroit-photo.html

Noel Gallagher, not an Arcade Fire fan, thinks they're buried in their own assholes.
http://musicfeeds.com.au/news/noel-gallagher-arcade-fire-need-to-pry-themselves-out-of-their-own-asshole/

Awesome new car ad (DOGE STYLE)
http://i.imgur.com/mGBnjRZ.png

Look What Happened When This Games Company Offered An Absurd '$5 More' Black Friday Deal http://www.businessinsider.com/this-is-brilliant-marketing-cards-against-humanity-offers-5-more-black-friday-deal-and-sales-spike-2013-12

Obama lived with Kenyan Uncle prior to Law School -  http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/12/05/obama-lived-with-kenyan-uncle-prior-to-law-school-white-house-says/

USA World Cup Draw: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/soccer-insider/wp/2013/12/06/2014-world-cup-draw-results/?Post+generic=%3Ftid%3Dsm_twitter_washingtonpost

Singer in Phantogram, Sarah Barthel, is HOT
http://sirensofsong.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/SarahBarthel_WhenImSmall.jpg
http://www.mademan.com/chickipedia/sarah-barthel/

These are all really cool wooden maps of various bodies of water: http://www.belowtheboat.com/

If you like Windows Tablets...
http://news.cnet.com/8301-10805_3-57614760-75/microsoft-to-slash-dell-windows-8.1-tablet-to-$99-for-a-day/

Semi-NSFW
Here's the hot chick that did the World Cup drawings this year.
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/give-brazil-credit-they-know-how-to-get-america-interested-in-the-world-cup-draw/

Family Guy Brian coming back
http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/39-family-guy-39-alert-brian-dog-coming-170345411--abc-news-celebrities.html

These guys are so fucking high http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=I4ix1HSzpWE

Mandela - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stjSK0efE-w

well, it's too late now, but today was work naked day
http://www.news.com.au/business/worklife/friday-6-december-is-work-in-the-nude-day/story-e6frfm9r-1226776444086_out.

Nips dipped in Nutella

RIP Mandela: http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/05/world/africa/nelson-mandela/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

I ENJOY THIS WORD
slumgullion \sluhm-GUHL-yuhn, SLUHM-guhl-\, noun:
1. a stew of meat, vegetables, potatoes, etc.
2. a beverage made weak or thin, as watery tea, coffee, or the like.
3. the refuse from processing whale carcasses.
4. a reddish, muddy deposit in mining sluices.

NBA's Portland Trail Blazers use Apple's iPad in-game to make real-time adjustments
http://appleinsider.com/articles/13/11/26/nbas-portland-trail-blazers-use-apples-ipad-to-watch-game-tape-make-real-time-adjustments-

Oldest Human DNA Reveals Mysterious Branch of Humanity
http://news.yahoo.com/oldest-human-dna-reveals-mysterious-branch-humanity-181139436.html

FSU Ginger Ballboy
http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/super-page/this-highlight-package-of-fsus-ginger-ballboy-red-lightning-cracked-me-up/

Knife-Wielding Woman Orders Husband To Perform Cunnilingus
http://jezebel.com/5682569/knife+wielding-woman-orders-husband-to-perform-cunnilingus

Full hour-long set: Mike Birbiglia: What I should have said, was nothing (comedy)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlaA0_z4Rgg&feature=youtu.be

oh, c'mon...fuck you Jay-Z...
Beyonce and Jay-Z Are Vegan Now
http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/beyonce-jay-z-vegan-now-162100214.html

Iceland grieves after police kill a man for the first time in its history
http://www.pri.org/stories/2013-12-03/iceland-grieves-after-police-kill-man-first-time-its-history

Rob Ford is so versatile...politician...sports analyst...he can do anything:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2013/12/05/rob-ford-on-new-allegations-rgiiis-knee-redskins-name/

Mitch Hedberg - Club Sandwich
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyFvGL3Z5F8

Semi-NSFW - Burlesque Dancer Twerks To Beethoven, And It's As Amazing As It Sounds
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/classical-twerking-happens-twerk-beethovens-5th-symphony/

Part 2 of the fight where the ASU old man fan kicks the kid in the face:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_3550588011&feature=iv&src_vid=7Psaj63V7SY&v=Hf3tg-rjv14

===============================================================================
I was just reading an article about North Korea which made me wonder about tourism there.

I found this article (http://travel.cnn.com/how-travel-north-korea-042681), which led me to some travel companies that offer tours in North Korea.

I found this one to be quite amusing (http://www.explorenorthkorea.com/)... I've highlighted some of my favorite parts...

Flexible Independent Customized DPRK Tour
For Independent Tour in North Korea You can Start Your Tour Any Time You Want (from 2013 North Korea Customs open all year around).
You can have Your Own Customized Tour in North Korea.  You can choose the places where you love to visit in North Korea but you have to inform us in advance cause we need time to get permission and confirm from North Korea.
Even though Independent you will have North Korean Guide With You all around your trip in North Korea.
Truly independent in North Korea is not possible.

Day before  tour  starts

  •     Arrive In Dandong, China
  •     Meet Guides At Train Station or Airport
  •     Check in Hotel in Dandong(Not Included)
  •     Hand In Your Passport To Our Guide


BIRTH DAY OF GREAT GENERAL KIM JONG IL TOUR 690euro p/p
15th-18th of Feb
==================================================================================

2-year Old Trick Shot Titus Takes On Bradley Cooper And Channing Tatum
http://www.thebuzz.com/pages/buzzinsider.html?article=11876908

LeBron James to star in basketball comedy movie with Kevin Hart
http://larrybrownsports.com/basketball/lebron-james-movie-kevin-hart/212797

Boop! Panty melter!
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-09/enhanced/webdr02/24/16/anigif_enhanced-buzz-7248-1380052934-12.gif

Panda Bath (panty melter)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS_KLNmxuZo&feature=youtu.be

How your grandparents' life experiences could be in your DNA
http://www.abroadintheyard.com/how-your-grandparents-life-experiences-could-be-in-your-dna/?goback=.gde_158038_member_5813783633999204354#!

 funniest thing i've seen on the internet all day: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1s5l7k/what_is_the_most_desperate_way_you_have_seen_a/cdu55x9
read the comments, and scroll down to the one that says.  "She did porn? Link please"
(don't worry, it is SFW)

If NFL QB's were bald
http://www.mandatory.com/2013/12/05/todays-nfl-quarterbacks-if-they-were-bald/

Crazy cliff jump gone wrong in slo mo
http://nextimpulsesports.com/2013/12/05/watch-cliff-jump-go-horribly-wrong/

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Brooks was here

These motherfuckers just got 22 million dollars for expansion
http://www.wtop.com/41/2678578/Georgetown-grads-Sweetlife-lands-them-on-Forbes
(I don't know how you fuck up a salad, but i've tried Sweet Green over a dozen times and it always tastes a little off...  Chop't is better IMO)

I don't give enough fucks to read it, but visually speaking, this Pharrell interview is pretty radical - http://www.complex.com/covers/pharrell-williams-interview-gravitational-pull-2013-cover-story/

SPEAK TRUTH! DOWN WITH THE TSA!
http://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2013/12/02/tsa-department-homeland-security-patriot-act-column/3796127/

OH, SHE DEF. DESERVES THIS PROMOTION
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/12/03/21742320-top-gun-inspiration-becomes-highest-ranking-woman-at-pentagon?lite       /s

Remember the story of that dude you survived in an air pocket in a sunk ship for three days? Well they just released footage of that ish: http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/12/02/watch-the-incredible-moment-divers-inspecting-capsized-ship-find-man-alive-after-nearly-3-days/

Build your own car in an hour
http://www.businessweek.com/videos/2013-10-16/the-first-car-you-can-build-yourself-dot-in-an-hour  (The CEO's name is Francisco Liu... i googled it... there are tons of dudes named Francisco Liu.... weird... http://www.linkedin.com/vsearch/p?orig=SEO_SN&firstName=Francisco&lastName=Liu&trk=SEO_SN)

Dadholes. hahaha..... good skit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvCYJhILyxU&feature=youtu.be

This movie looks good
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/outofthefurnace/

Desmond Dekker - Israelites 1968 (Chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83Y2hv-3UCM

Best Books of 2013
http://www.goodreads.com/choiceawards/best-books-2013

How do be the best Amazon shopper
http://lifehacker.com/how-to-get-reduced-prices-and-save-money-when-shopping-5910524

The Complete Guide to Selling Your Unwanted Crap for Money
http://lifehacker.com/5981335/the-complete-guide-to-selling-your-unwanted-crap-for-money

this is what all the top songs of 2013 mashed up sounds/looks like: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGRQKKaox5Q#t=42

Sesame Street: The Bert and Ernie Christmas Special with Tony Sirico and Steve Schirripa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjABs9poa3Y

LOLZ Hunger Games
http://imgur.com/gallery/W25Guqu

Urban Meyer Hate
http://www.twincities.com/digital-first-media/ci_24646811/column-urban-meyer-represents-everything-wrong-college-sports

World's worst Roads (also see the video in Saudi Arabia at the bottom)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/06/07/a-map-of-the-countries-with-the-most-dangerous-roads/

I don't know this chick cuz I don't watch whatever Food Network show she's from, but she seems hot and loves to party I guess:
http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/04/world/europe/uk-nigella-lawson-court/

Real Scotch, by Ron Burgundy
http://www.rivieraimports.com/ronburgundy.html

Bacons of the World
http://www.belcampomeatco.com/shop/all-products/bacons-of-the-world/


$400 per year subscription to a Tech blog/news site?  PSH....
http://valleywag.gawker.com/would-you-pay-for-another-tech-news-website-1033209697
and http://valleywag.gawker.com/as-we-previously-reported-wsj-alum-jessica-lessins-new-1476426126
also...i have never in my life seen a picture of someone and immediately wanted to punch them in the face more than when i saw that chick's face.... here is the picture isolated. wow....such a smug cunty face....just wow.... http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18w3z242qcw15jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg

Frat Bro Senators
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/how-about-these-three-us-senators-who-live-like-absolute-frat-bros/

Pretty cool graph of how your NFL squad stacks up on O and D: http://regressing.deadspin.com/home-stretch-how-does-your-nfl-team-stack-up-on-offens-1475984880

Everyone Starting New Exciting Stage Of Life Except You
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-everyone-starting-new-exciting-stage-of-lif,34738/

Why Are All The Good Guys Always Taken, Gay, Dead, Or Available?
http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-are-all-the-good-guys-always-taken-gay-dead-or,34699/

Soccer: You don't see how awesome this is until the up-close angle replay near the end- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85RBtrvpQ2g

Yikes, 2 million passwords stolen
http://money.cnn.com/2013/12/04/technology/security/passwords-stolen/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Shirts designed to be untucked (for men)
http://untuckit.com/

I Can't Stop Watching This Old Man Kick An ASU Fan In The Face
http://deadspin.com/i-cant-stop-watching-this-old-man-kick-an-asu-fan-in-t-1476499198

Luis Suárez Just Scored The Goal Of The Season From 40 Yards Out
http://deadspin.com/luis-suarez-just-scored-the-goal-of-the-season-from-40-1476595374

Young The Giant covers R. Kelly (skip to 1:07 to hear actual music)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi1lx4NALbY&list=PLslxeOGneMPsj8qWv5aWAYukwwdzKqH0z

Gorgonzola Taints

10 reasons why open work spaces blow homeless guys
www.fastcompany.com/3022456/dialed/the-10-worst-things-about-working-in-an-open-office-in-your-words

Sounds like something i used to do to Wolverine during our slumber parties... but it's not...
pokelogan \POHK-loh-guhn\, noun:
Northeastern U.S. marshy or stagnant water that has branched off from a stream or lake.

This comedian nails "reverse racism" in 2 minutes.
http://other98.com/how-to-be-a-reverse-racist/

Naked Stripper Dwarf Stage Dive (NSFW)
http://www.thenewportbuzz.com/vine-naked-stripper-dwarf-stage-dive/231313/

For every fourth down of every N.F.L. game in the 2013 season, NYT 4th Down Bot analyzes over 10 years of N.F.L. game data to determine whether a team would have been better off had it punted, attempted a field goal or gone for a first down. Also has a twitter account: http://www.nytimes.com/newsgraphics/2013/11/28/fourth-downs/index.html

LifeLock, an ID protection firm, ran a promotional in which its CEO, being so confident in the service, made his Social Security Number public. This resulted in him being the victim of identity theft 13 times, in addition to a $12 million fine for false advertising.
http://www.tomsguide.com/us/LifeLock-Todd-Davis-Top-Gear-Jeremy-Clarkson-identity-theft,news-6835.html

Man uploads a video to Youtube, downloads that same video, and re-uploads it, 1000 times. This is pretty nuts. http://youtu.be/icruGcSsPp0

NSFW NSFW NSFW!  This chick, her breast, and her smile... are amazing... http://imgur.com/a/h8p54

Most Popular How-To Guides of 2013
http://lifehacker.com/most-popular-how-to-guides-of-2013-1474868022

Brazilian Air Force does Mach 1.1 low flyby over parliamentary building. shatter every single window on it. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=017_1341189767

Winter Olympics! http://m.imgur.com/YCNiTCU

Whoa bros! I kid you not, i listened to this and my wang crawled into my butt and started lobbying to build a vagina where the wang once resided...and it felt good.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/12/01/theres-a-reason-this-a-capella-cover-of-little-drummer-boy-has-gone-mega-viral/

52 ways on how to not be a fat piece of shit
http://www.ivillage.com/52-little-changes-big-weight-loss-results/4-b-394731

Metro-North Engineer Was Dozing Just Before Train Derailment, Sources Say
http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20131203/spuyten-duyvil/metro-north-train-driver-dozed-off-before-crash-sources-say

Portugal. The Man. (chill song)
https://soundcloud.com/portugaltheman/sets/evil-friends/

Cool Guy From Middle School Still Sporting Phat Pair Of JNCOs
http://www.theonion.com/articles/cool-guy-from-middle-school-still-sporting-phat-pa,34730/

This GIF is very accurate, very...
http://tinyurl.com/ly982ah

Nina Agdal just throwing her ass in your face, NSFW
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/guess-that-ass-1132

If anyone can pull this off its the Japanese. http://gizmodo.com/japan-wants-to-ring-the-moon-with-solar-panels-to-power-1474946201

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Cyber Monday, age/sex/location?

Pie Chart: A Seasonal Pie For Every Month (On A Chart)
http://foodspin.deadspin.com/pie-chart-a-seasonal-pie-for-every-month-on-a-chart-1472779204

Kate Upton's crack all up in yo face (NSFW)
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/guess-that-ass-617/

How To Make Your Own Mac And Cheese: A Guide For Mad Scientists
http://deadspin.com/how-to-make-your-own-mac-and-cheese-a-guide-for-mad-sc-5964822

Man pretends to slip on banana for law suit
http://dcist.com/2013/11/video_man_pretends_to_slip_on_banan.php

Train derails in NY
http://www.washingtonpost.com/posttv/national/new-york-train-derails-killing-four-and-injuring-63/2013/12/01/93462cca-5acc-11e3-bf7e-f567ee61ae21_video.html

I LIKE THIS WORD:
borborygmus \bawr-buh-RIG-muhs\, noun:
-- a rumbling or gurgling sound caused by the movement of gas in the intestines.

Tell your sig. other this is how you wants Milk & Cookies this Holiday Season (NSFW)
http://i.imgur.com/eHK4n8w.gif  (NSFW!)

Damn. This is Oprah's niece.
http://i.imgur.com/VW5lwiX.jpg

Bucks' Giannis Antetokounmpo's hands are freakishly large
http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/10/21/bucks-giannis-antetokounmpos-hands-are-freakishly-large/
and https://twitter.com/Marco_Romo/status/390230453149368320/photo/1/large

NSFW - This reminds me of those space muppets from Sesame Street that have large mouths and they just make sily noises.  http://i.imgur.com/2Fj8wLA.gif NSFW!

I guess this might be the cutest NSFW gif around
http://i.imgur.com/fOas4WU.gif  (NSFW!)

Vernon Davis Tackled By His Dick
http://deadspin.com/vernon-davis-tackled-by-his-dick-1474538060

New Panda Name: http://www.wtop.com/41/3516083/The-National-Zoo-names-panda-cub

Check out these cable channel ratings... unbelievable how much old people love Fox News, USA and Hallmark:
http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/cable-network-ranker-november-2013_b205224

This bridge is awesomely bonkers. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/01/undulating-bridge-china_n_4318397.html

The Greatest Love Of All Is Happening To Knowshon Moreno
http://deadspin.com/the-greatest-love-of-all-is-happening-to-knowshon-moren-1474844351

Best Cyber Monday Deals
http://www.businessinsider.com/cyber-monday-deals-2013-2013-12

How Everyone Screwed Up On Washington's Mistaken First Down
http://deadspin.com/how-everyone-screwed-up-on-washingtons-mistaken-first-1474774322
( i like the gif of the lineswoman saying "fuck")

Empty Suit (ES) – pronounced "ass," plural "ass-iz"
http://www.farnamstreetblog.com/2013/11/empty-suits/

"Today": "What is the Internet, Anyway?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUs7iG1mNjI

Great Shirt on Brandon Spikes
http://deadspin.com/brandon-spikess-shirt-wins-1264270959

New Footage Shows Mike Tomlin Stepping Toward The Field
http://deadspin.com/new-footage-shows-mike-tomlin-stepping-toward-the-field-1474951700

The 44 worst people out at a restaurant
http://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/the-44-worst-people-in-every-restaurant

Comedian vs. pace picante salsa
http://www.businessinsider.com/pace-picante-stirs-up-social-media-fail-kyle-kinane2013-12

Three Teens Arrested for Waiting While Black
http://gawker.com/three-teens-arrested-for-waiting-while-black-1474787941


Sportando @sportando
John Wall is one of only five players in history to average at least 16 PTS, 8 AST and 4 REB through the first 200 games of his pro career

Alabama fans are really sore losers:
http://www.change.org/petitions/ncaa-football-and-sec-commissioner-chris-davis-was-clearly-out-of-bounds-make-this-right-for-everyone-and-play-overtime-from-the-iron-bowl-2013

NRCC's "Happy Holidays Is What Liberals Say" Shirt Removed From Website
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rosiegray/nrcc-removes-happy-holidays-is-what-liberals-say-shirt-from

Robot Butt Developed By Dr. Benjamin Lok: The Cutting Edge Of 'Rear-search'?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/13/robot-butt-_n_4270029.html

Huge Deadspin list of Cyber Monday deals
http://deadspin.com/the-best-cyber-monday-deals-1474441564

Monday, December 2, 2013

Don't insert ur thingy in the mac & cheese tomorrow...

Sloth Bear and a Forest Ranger on a bicycle in India
http://i.imgur.com/eS7MLjI.jpg

BLACK FRIDAY DEATH COUNT
http://blackfridaydeathcount.com/

Signs of life preserved in meteor glass
http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2013/11/20/3890989.htm

Mass circumcision drive in Rwanda to curb HIV
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/africa/2013/11/mass-circumcision-drive-rwanda-curb-hiv-20131127563412187.html

Morning-after pill doesn't work for overweight women, says French maker
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2013/nov/26/morning-after-contraceptive-doesnt-work-overweight-women

Former LOSTPROPHETS Frontman Ian Watkins Pleads Guilty To Attempting To Rape A Baby… This Story Gets Weird http://www.metalinjection.net/former-lostprophets-frontman-ian-watkins-pleads-guilty-to-attempting-to-rape-a-baby-this-story-gets-weird.html (Jesus, the additional details at the end of the article are RIDICULOUS!)

UPS Driver Has Sex with Hooker in Truck, Hooker Posts Photos Online
http://gawker.com/ups-driver-has-sex-with-hooker-in-truck-hooker-posts-p-1472177373

Memories of Linda and how the Mull of Kintyre lost its magic for Paul McCartney
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2450431/How-Mull-Kintyre-lost-magic-Paul-McCartney.html

Research shows the positive impact of video games
http://wtop.com/346/3513640/The-new-hidden-impact-of-video-games

This movie is from Rick Santorums faith based movie studio. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=v2fzS13Qdj0 Its obviously getting panned and flopping at the box office.

Nicole Westbrook - It's Thanksgiving (Official Video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSBq8geuJk0  (another one of those bullshit songs)

Joan Rivers defends Alec Baldwin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z2vZCMpUzc

Oscar Peterson Trio playing Sinatra Tribute:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiTh4TDryqQ

Madison Square Garden To Make Historic Billy Joel Announcement
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/billy-joel-to-make-historic-announcement-next-week-20131126

Girl says Florida school threatening expulsion over her 'natural hair'
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/11/26/florida-school-threatens-girl-with-expulsion-over-her-natural-hair-report-says/

Feeling blue? Hire a professional cuddler
http://www.cnbc.com/id/101225830
Her website: http://cuddleuptome.com/home.html

If you guys are traveling during the holidays and need to rent a car, you should read this article.
Yes! You can decline that extra rental-car insurance.  - http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/travel/the-art-of-resisting-rental-car-companies-supplemental-insurance-hard-sell/2013/11/21/1d798b22-4d89-11e3-be6b-d3d28122e6d4_story.html?wpmk=MK0000205

Exploding whale guts: http://i.imgur.com/qlxYwBZ.gif

Father of the Year - Boy on bike crashes into tree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mo5JYUwXQs

Before traveling or renting a new apartment, check the area on Bed Bug Registry
http://www.bedbugregistry.com/

Awesome Hamster Mansion! YEAH!
http://imgur.com/gallery/XLaHf

BBG: Brave Bald Girl - http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/27/health/irpt-student-alopecia/index.html?hpt=hp_c4

The Brioche is replacing the pretzel bun at Wendy's
http://www.wendys.com/en-us/hamburgers/bacon-portabella-melt-on-brioche

enjoy stuffing some Twerkey this Thanksgiving
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr05/25/13/anigif_enhanced-buzz-26912-1385402793-20.gif