Jizz Particles

BASE Jumper Attaches Parachute to Skin, Jumps off Cliff
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2540070-base-jumper-attaches-parachute-to-skin-jumps-off-cliff

Hackers stealing data on iOS via major security flaw
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/08/06/masque-attack-hackers-using-a-major-ios-security-flaw-to-steal-data.html

ESPN Has Lice - http://deadspin.com/espn-has-lice-1722482415

DeSean Jackson Stopped By Blocking Sled - http://deadspin.com/desean-jackson-stopped-by-blocking-sled-1722469855

Batter Hits Home Run on Backward Swing - http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2541514-batter-hits-home-run-on-backward-swing

This Girl Did Some Salad Tossing In A Bathroom Because She Lost A Bet, Then These Guys Wound Up In Jail - http://www.brobible.com/life/article/video-voyeurism-crime-louisiana-salad-tossing/

Duck Spring Break.  Ducks gone wild. - https://vine.co/v/hd1Vgh17hTl

Florida 911 Dispatcher, 40, Accused Of Having Sex With 11-Year-Old Boy She Called Her 'Soulmate' - http://crimefeed.com/2015/08/911-dispatcher-and-mom-of-two-accused-of-having-sex-with-11-year-old-boy-she-called-her-soulmate/

Hold my beer while I go for a walk.
https://twitter.com/HoldMyBeerGif/status/629767519969144832

Australian man involved in a shark attack beats shark to death with his own severed leg
http://www.thestatelyharold.com/?_escaped_fragment_=Australian-man-involved-in-a-shark-attack-beats-shark-to-death-with-his-own-severed-leg%2Fcmbz%2F55c2798e0cf22830f5f5850a

NSFW - Hard wine, hard abs - https://i.imgur.com/r83h0Mr.jpg

Zach LaVine wins dunk contests for life
http://larrybrownsports.com/basketball/zach-lavine-seattle-proam-2015-video/269802

Astro Doughnuts & Fried Chicken coming to Falls Church - http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/bestbites/food-restaurant-news/astro-doughnuts-readies-to-open-in-falls-church.php#.VcEqlI2QeuI.facebook

All of Lay's new Potato chip flavors: http://wjbf.com/2015/08/05/lays-releases-new-potato-chip-flavors-which-is-your-favorite/

Beethoven's (Synthesized) 9th - 4th Movement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4iWC0BKCmk&feature=youtu.be

The Mother Of All GTA V Crashes
http://kotaku.com/the-mother-of-all-gta-v-crashes-1723024794

Take A Sunset Cruise With Mac DeMarco
http://www.npr.org/event/music/431009497/take-a-sunset-cruise-with-mac-demarco

Semi-NSFW - LOLZ GIF - hahaha, Butt Rape Ninja
http://i.imgur.com/2fo8RpM.gif

Adorbz toddler earns his taekwondo belt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZLN9AzxVa8

NBC re-ups EPL deal - http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/11/sports/soccer/nbc-retains-rights-to-premier-league-in-six-year-deal.html

The way you pay for your iPhone is about to change.
http://www.techinsider.io/how-much-the-iphone-really-costs-2015-8

Programming Note. The 2 hour documentary "I am Chris Farley" is on at 9pm tonight on Spike.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aofacg_Gy0E

Krull Wedding Promotion: http://www.themovingarts.com/%E2%80%9Ckrull%E2%80%9D-weddings-the-awkward-teenage-years-of-movie-marketing/

NYPD Union Encourages Cops to Spend Free Time Photographing Homeless People
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/08/nypd-union-tells-cops-to-photograph-homeless.html

23 Ridiculously Offensive Donald Trump Quotes
http://presidential-candidates.insidegov.com/stories/5187/23-ridiculously-offensive-donald-trump-quotes

Tesla made electronic danger noodles that find and charge their cars automagically
http://imgur.com/gallery/NuBuXm5

Colbert made Stewart cry on the final farewell, I'll miss Jon
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/colbert-brings-jon-stewart-to-tears-with-correspondents-1722632498

A Flock Of Flaccos - http://deadspin.com/a-flock-of-flaccos-1722572130

Great, quick article on the Republican debate - http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/08/07/us/politics/republican-candidates-debate.html?_r=0

"Pujols is retarded"-LULZ
http://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/i-cant-stop-laughing-at-gary-thorne-calling-albert-pujols-retarded/

 how Philly made Billy Joel
http://www.phillymag.com/ticket/2015/08/09/how-philadelphia-created-billy-joel/

Cyclist Going A Million Miles Per Hour T-Bones A Car And Wipes Out Big Time
http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/cyclist-going-a-million-miles-per-hour-t-bones-a-car-and-wipes-out-big-time/




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Vanity, my favorite sin

Arian Foster going under the knife.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/13376379/houston-texans-running-back-arian-foster-groin-injury-need-surgery

Graham Parsons & The Fallen Angels - Live from Hempsted 73 - Cry One More Time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVicqftnKrg (Chill song)

#HitchBOT was Actually Destroyed, But Surveillance Video was Dumb YouTube Prank
http://www.crossingbroad.com/2015/08/hitchbot-was-actually-destroyed-but-surveillance-video-was-dumb-youtube-prank.html

Billy Joel, the 'Piano Man,' tells crowd: 'Thank You Long Island' at end of 3-hour final Nassau Coliseum concert - http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/music/billy-joel/billy-joel-s-final-nassau-coliseum-concert-movin-out-just-the-way-you-are-on-the-setlist-1.10704111

Again...this is ridiculous...
Women are Freezing at Work Because of Formula Created for Men
Read more at http://www.phillymag.com/business/2015/08/05/women-are-freezing-at-work-because-of-formula-created-for-men/#CYqhrrrsvksGlJBO.99

hoverboard update http://jalopnik.com/the-lexus-hoverboard-is-real-and-i-rode-it-1721876528
tl;dr you have to fill it with liquid nitrogen every 10 minutes, it can only ride on a magnetic super conducting track, and its the most expensive thing Lexus makes.

Kittens confused by robot bug - http://i.imgur.com/Kexy4xX.gifv

Cats: They're Bad - http://adequateman.deadspin.com/cats-theyre-bad-1634627434

Fun with goats vine! https://vine.co/v/O0gpxInV6rT

New DEADPOOL Trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyKWUTwSYAs

Semi-NSFW: Lenny Kravitz Shredded So Hard His Dick Fell Out On Stage
http://gawker.com/lenny-kravitz-shredded-so-hard-his-dick-fell-out-on-sta-1722016044

Adult Men wearing shorts at work...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonkblog/wp/2015/08/05/i-wore-shorts-to-the-office-and-nothing-will-ever-be-the-same/

Wahhh, Brady being a bitch about a pool cover - http://www.businessinsider.com/tom-brady-pool-cover-emails-2015-8

Need Fake Friends For Your Wedding? In S. Korea, You Can Hire Them
http://www.npr.org/sections/parallels/2015/08/05/419419307/fake-wedding-guests-korea-role-players

NSFW - hahahahaha - https://vid.me/o6x9 (chick sky-diving naked)

Young Fathers at Increased Risk of Mid-life Death - http://www.livescience.com/51734-early-fatherhood-midlife-death.html

Hot take alert, Ketih Richards calls Sgt Peppers rubbish
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/keith-richards-the-beatles-sgt-peppers-was-rubbish-20150805

This is a long read, but it basically breaks down the entire Season 2 of True Detective
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/08/03/true_detective_season_two_a_guide_to_the_plot_of_this_confusing_season.html

Bike Fail on live TV - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG0NZ4Z0w6I




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I have to marry a girl w/ Green Eyes to be whole again

Carl's Jr. Behbs:
http://www.rsvlts.com/2015/01/23/hottest-carls-jr-girls/

NSFW - That's how i like my coffee in the morning
https://41.media.tumblr.com/69bfc13af19d13bc801df788171214d6/tumblr_nrjjx371bB1rvgos1o1_540.jpg

NSFW - Fun at the pool
http://i.imgur.com/w3JI7WP.png

Great Vine - lolz
https://vine.co/v/OjatumtLxK6

This dog rulez, get the cameras outta my face and let me watch the damn baseball game
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/8/3/9091279/good-baseball-dog

Popular Indian actor Irrfan Khan, known for his intense performances, has showcased his quirky side in a new video for standup comedy group All India Bakchod (AIB). He features in a a parody of rapper Yo Yo Honey Singh's "Party all night" by taking a dig at all party numbers featured in Bollywood films. - http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/entertainment/hindi/bollywood/news/Irrfan-Khan-spoofs-party-numbers-in-AIB-video/articleshow/48326897.cms  (turn on closed caption)

Now that's what i call Sole Food
http://i.imgur.com/u6twDHe.gifv

Kelly Osbourne Getting Her Racist On While Spewing Words On The View
http://www.barstoolsports.com/philadelphia/kelly-osbourne-getting-her-racist-on-while-spewing-words-on-the-view/

Eddie Marritz, a cinematographer and photographer in remission from small-cell carcinoma, was a participant in one of N.Y.U.'s Psilocybin Cancer Anxiety research studies. Marritz, and the researchers, take us through the experience. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am12fHnOhXQ

Today is apparently the anniversary of a great moment in MLB history... 26-year-old Robin Ventura charges the mound and 46-year-old (!) Nolan Ryan gets him a headlock and starts uppercutting him.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2539149-we-remember-22nd-anniversary-of-nolan-ryan-putting-robin-ventura-in-a-headlock

Adorable Slow Motion puppy jump - https://i.imgur.com/4PBUrCq.gifv





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Hot Dog Eating Contests via Glory Holes

Breakfast Sushi Roll - http://imgur.com/gallery/L3m7iVK

Channing Tatum closes his 'Gambit' deal
http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/02/entertainment/tatum-gambit-thr-feat/index.html

Summer Blue Moon explained - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyBp-EYrwTA&feature=youtu.be

Shit You've Done in an Uber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPbm6cuVFuw&feature=youtu.be

Obama To Announce The 'Biggest, Most Important Step' So Far On Climate
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/obama-to-announce-the-biggest-most-important-step-so-far-on-climate_55be038fe4b06363d5a27956

This is kinda neat... People got their hands on old movie scripts and explain some of the biggest unknowns in popular cinema (Pulp Fiction's briefcase, Groundhog Day's time loops, Sopranos finale, and basically all of 2001 Space Odyssey)
http://www.cracked.com/article_19138_7-hotly-debated-movie-questions-that-totally-have-answers.htmls

Did Ronda Rousey's KO Punch Make Bethe Correia Poop Her Pants?
http://www.bigplay.com/did-ronda-rouseys-ko-punch-make-bethe-correia-poop-her-pants/

This is pretty good - full Slash acoustic show with Myles Kennedy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uU5X9-_w7A

Philadelphia's First Ever Major Cheesesteak Festival Is Coming This Fall
http://www.uwishunu.com/2015/07/philadelphias-first-ever-major-cheesesteak-festival-is-coming-this-fall/

The Muppet Show s03e20 Sylvester Stallone - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXoFbjoy44Q

NSFW - Neus Asensi desnuda en Ay señor señor
http://www.redtube.com/299243

When your employer can't handle your amicable wife-swap
http://www.courthousenews.com/2015/01/09/fired-wife-swapping-deputies-sue-sheriff.htm

You may have heard about that poor bat boy who died after taking a bat to the head:
http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/13368669/bat-boy-dies-being-hit-head-swing-baseball-game-kansas
I am having a hard time accepting that the team involved is real:
http://beejays.pointstreaksites.com/view/beejays

Fundraising fake umps in the front row of Nationals-Mets are having the best time
http://www.sbnation.com/2015/8/2/9088395/the-fake-umps-in-the-front-row-of-mets-nationals-are-having-the-best-time

This tweet made me angry:  https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/628236816106262529

New Dr. Dre Album "Compton" drops this Friday: http://www.theverge.com/2015/8/2/9086475/dr-dre-new-album-compton-release-date

Paralyzed Woman Poses In Lingerie To Prove Disabilities Don't Limit Sexuality http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/paralyzed-woman-poses-in-lingerie-to-prove-disabilites-dont-limit-sexuality_55b7e8bfe4b0a13f9d1aa288

Kid didn't pay for electricity for 4 years, didn't think it would come back to bite him, asks for advice, and people are less than sympathetic - https://www.reddit.com/r/philadelphia/comments/3fnj5p/8000_peco_bill_need_help/

Philadelphians Ruin yet another beautiful thing
http://paleofuture.gizmodo.com/hitchhiking-robot-lasts-just-two-weeks-in-us-because-hu-1721544551 and http://deadspin.com/man-in-randall-cunningham-jersey-beats-shit-out-of-hitc-1721833506

Crazy Octopus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmDTtkZlMwM&feature=youtu.be



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High Maintenance Babes - so hot right now.

This Michael Jackson and Carlton Pepsi Commercial from '84 got me all jazzed up on this Friday morning...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Md5lPyuvsk

81-Year-Old Man Arrested For Having Sex With Shrub Outside His House
http://crimefeed.com/2015/07/wallace-berg/

Crazy Italians want the Foo Fighters to play a show in their small town, so 1,000 of them get together to play Learn to Fly - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JozAmXo2bDE

Holy shit. Sheldon Richardson of the Jets was drag racing his Bentley at 143 MPH, ran from Cops, turned off his lights trying to hide, got caught, reached for a semi automatic gun under his seat, was smoking weed in the car and had a fucking 12 year old in the car with him. WTF?!
http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/13349610/sheldon-richardson-new-york-jets-charged-resisting-arrest

Scumbag Boston fan pukes on an entire section
http://www.crossingbroad.com/2015/07/a-red-sox-fan-puked-on-an-entire-section-below-him-from-the-upper-deck.html

NSFW - one little buddy wants to play
http://i.imgur.com/Ix34nyp.jpg

NSFW - Adorbz apartment selfie
https://i.imgur.com/5KQvV2t.jpg

DC man viciously slashed in face while walking home
http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/29663674/only-on-fox-dc-man-viciously-slashed

Funny lil Kanye video (sorry for FB link...)
https://www.facebook.com/hamptonbranden/videos/478883952260849/

"Granny Ripper" Old-Lady Serial Killer Accused Of Beheading And Dismembering At Least 10 People - http://crimefeed.com/2015/07/granny-ripper/

Good Cause, but second-hand embarrassment in execution...
"Nicki Minaj's 'Anaconda' tune is being used to expose the crimes of Unilever, a corporation that's been dumping waste in an Indian town."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSal-ms0vcI

Pygmy Hippo baby makes a splash
https://youtu.be/a-vbFA-s1vs




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The Shermanator

Watch This Irish Girl Pass Out Twice On The Slingshot Ride
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/07/slingshot-girl-passing-out-video/

This site is kind of cool, it shows stats and videos of all homeruns http://www.hittrackeronline.com/

Jets fans fly 'Cheaters look up!' banner over Patriots training camp
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets-fans-fly-cheaters-banner-pats-camp-article-1.2309160

Solving Real World Roti Making Problems!
http://blogs.wsj.com/indiarealtime/2015/07/30/watch-the-roti-making-machine-in-action/

Rio Olympic Events Will Be Held in Water That Is "Basically Raw Sewage"
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/07/30/rio_olympics_sewage_water_events_will_be_marred_by_viruses_bacteria_ap_finds.html

Baba Booey
https://youtu.be/Yed2yX8uKS8

Strong Twitter take on Cecil the Lion
http://imgur.com/FFzCgYK

Golf club is desperately trying to find culprit who has been pooing in holes for last 10 years
http://www.theskypost.com/2015/07/golf-club-is-desperately-trying-to-find.html

Whitey bulgier trailer
http://variety.com/2015/film/news/watch-johnny-depps-whitey-bulger-keeps-his-enemies-close-in-new-black-mass-trailer-1201553608/



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"Thumbing" used to mean hitch-hiking...used to...

How the Pyramids were Made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1y8N0ePuF8

Georgia Man Cuts Off Penis To Stop Masturbating
http://ploomer.com/georgia-man-cuts-off-penis-to-stop-masturbating/

THESE PICTURE FROM SCOTT WALKER IN PHILLY TODAY ARE MAD LULZ
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/trending/Wisconsin-Gov-Scott-Walker-visits-Pats-and-Genos-amid-protests-bad-cheesesteak-orders.html

Taliban leader DEAD
http://www.buzzfeed.com/franciswhittaker/taliban-leader-mullah-omar-is-reportedly-dead#.dd0om825Dm

I love when wrestlers say "BROTHER", especially Hogan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk9CLicNyIg

NSFW - Naked in public and so happy, full of life
http://i.imgur.com/8gzj9Fh.jpg

Got a new Christmas movie coming. looks legit.
http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/trailers/466161-the-night-before-trailer-comes-in-like-a-wrecking-ball#/slide/1

Hottest Female Golfer I done ever seen!
SDSU Golfer and Viral Superstar Paige Spiranac's Flop Shot Is The Hottest Thing To Ever Happen To Golf - http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/sdsu-golfer-and-viral-superstar-paige-spiranacs-flop-shot-is-the-hottest-thing-to-ever-happen-to-golf/

Two teens rescued after six days adrift - http://www.nbcnews.com/id/7706851/ns/us_news/t/two-teens-rescued-after-days-adrift/#.Vbjj3WfbIdU

Bookmaker suspends Bond song betting after 15,000 pound bet: http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-33700786

4-time NBA All-Star -- and member of the 2000 U.S. Olympic team -- Vin Baker is working hard to become a Starbucks manager:
http://www.providencejournal.com/article/20150727/SPORTS/150729380



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