Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Chef Morimoto Pube Salad

The Panthers Brought Bats Onto The Field Like Sting Yesterday And Allegedly Made Odell Beckham Jr. Feel Threatened. Also, Mount Francesa Erupted About ODB
http://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/the-panthers-brought-bats-on-the-field-like-sting-yesterday-and-allegedly-made-odell-beckham-jr-feel-threatened/

she knows what she's doing
http://imgur.com/gallery/byw9Y6U

Someone needs to buy this for Xmas for a special someone
http://imgur.com/gallery/zXsCw7T

Kristaps Porzingis Is Mastering His X's, O's and Z's
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/22/sports/basketball/kristaps-porzingis-is-mastering-his-xs-os-and-zs.html?ref=sports&_r=1

Poll: 30% of GOP voters support bombing Agrabah, the city from Aladdin
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/dec/18/republican-voters-bomb-agrabah-disney-aladdin-donald-trump

SpaceX Launched And Landed Its Falcon 9 Rocket And It Was Completely Insane
http://digg.com/video/spacex-landing-falcon-9

NOTE TO MOVIE PUSSIES:  http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/reviews/the-revenant-20151222?page=2




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Monday, December 21, 2015

Erections on the Dance Floor

Steve Harvey Announces Wrong Winner Of Miss Universe, Chaos Ensues
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/steve-harvey-announces-wrong-winner-of-miss-universe-c-1749016507

This sketch was LOL.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJEAGd1bQuc

Devils, Deals and the DEA: Why Chapo Guzman was the biggest winner in the DEA's longest running drug cartel case
http://www.propublica.org/article/devils-deals-and-the-dea

DJ Khaled was trying to warn her the whole time...
http://imgur.com/xKNy4jA

LOLZ! Funny squirrel - https://vine.co/v/hlAFMtDbtP0

NSFW - Tall and beautiful
http://i.imgur.com/3owrnLth.jpg

LOLZ - Fat baby eating stuff
https://vine.co/v/MzQ2l3prLPY

How U.S. Marshals used Redskins tickets to bust fugitives in 1985 sting
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dc-sports-bog/wp/2015/12/18/how-u-s-marshals-used-redskins-tickets-to-bust-fugitives-in-1985-sting/

I'm doing the Mexican ab workout this holiday season:
http://www.imgur.com/gallery/uTKjpEF

All 14 Characters From Mike Tyson's Punch-Out, RANKED
http://brobible.com/sports/article/mike-tysons-punch-out-characters-ranked/

Man Arrested for Doing Lines of Cocaine Off of Table at Clarendon Pizza Shop
https://www.arlnow.com/2015/12/21/man-arrested-for-doing-lines-of-cocaine-off-of-table-at-clarendon-pizza-shop/

Funny SNL skit - http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/amusement-park-ride/n13010

"Simpsons guessed the future of movies in 2009." http://imgur.com/gallery/6GuMbiA

Here are some sexy tracks for sexy time:
Taylor McFerrin - Florasia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07fwW1S82_0

Taylor McFerrin - 'Decisions' ft. Emily King
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbIFP9fchIg

Toro y Moi - Go with You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1QKoqB5ZO4&app=desktop

Tony! Toni! Toné! - Anniversary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STC3I6SwLp4

Quotes and Photos and such
http://www.nitch.com/

High Five Fail
https://twitter.com/camotoolfan/status/678427859686449153?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

Extreme photo of the week
http://adventure.nationalgeographic.com/adventure/extreme-photo-of-the-week/?sf17431437=1



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Friday, December 18, 2015

Eggy Farts & Hot Plums

This Wizards rendition of Home Alone is really, really stupid:
https://www.facebook.com/Wizards/videos/vb.29805028740/10153353969078741/?type=2&theater

LOLZ! GOO! http://imgur.com/gallery/vGTZAPE

Will The Rock ever finish buttoning his sleeve? We just don't know...
http://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2015/12/18/12/therockbutton.jpg

LOLZ Terminator 2 + Puppy GIF - https://twitter.com/canttellnoone/status/677569879118082048

License Plate Guy, Giants superfan Joe Ruback, accused of loansharking, arrested in organized crime investigation - http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/license-plate-guy-accused-loan-sharking-article-1.2469150

More Lolz Cartoons - http://imgur.com/a/fVQBJ

Lebron Destroys woman - http://www.sbnation.com/2015/12/17/10482368/lebron-james-courtside-jason-days-wife-ellie

Bowie consistently brings the weird- http://consequenceofsound.net/2015/12/david-bowie-as-michael-c-hall-performs-lazarus-on-colbert-watch/
The new song is pretty gewd. S'got sexy sax- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSt9RDIIa0k

David Simon - http://davidsimon.com/aint-no-justice-its-just-us/

rural christian mothers eat fistfuls of their own shit http://www.newsleader.com/story/news/local/2015/12/17/riverheads-high-school-follow-up/77483594/

I can't believe i didn't know this song exists...
Eddie Murphy - Boogie In Your Butt - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU

LOLZ! http://imgur.com/XlSYSPT

It turns out parenthood is worse than divorce, unemployment — even the death of a partner
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2015/08/11/the-most-depressing-statistic-imaginable-about-being-a-new-parent/?tid=pm_pop_b

Must listen: Francesa talking Star Wars, doesn't understand the order. Instant classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AvEy4gGG6I&feature=youtu.be

Recommended Dose: Our Favorite Dance Tracks Of 2015
http://www.npr.org/2015/12/18/460052323/recommended-dose-our-favorite-dance-tracks-of-2015




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Natural Boners 4 Life

Toy Dolls - Nellie the Elephant (We're Mad, Sunderland, UK, 1984)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m7tPikH0UA

John Mulaney and Nick Kroll's Oh, Hello Stopped by Late Night and Seth Meyers Giggled for Eight Minutes Straight - http://www.vulture.com/2015/12/oh-hello-stopped-by-late-night-with-seth-meyers.html

More tribute to Peanut Buttter Baby - https://vine.co/v/imKBFKqKYn1

Road Runner trick finally worked!
https://twitter.com/BlaineJacob/status/677502878794166272

Santa Cat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tDjHMHVN3Y

Dog looking over his shoulder so he won't get caught
https://twitter.com/BabyAnimalPics/status/576165537753014272

47 Mind-Blowing Psychological Facts You Should Know About Yourself
http://www.businessinsider.com/100-things-you-should-know-about-people-2010-11#1--you-have-inattention-blindness-1

Channel 5 weather presenter Sian Welby delivers entire live forecast using Star Wars quotes
http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/channel-5-weather-presenter-sian-welby-delivers-entire-live-forecast-using-star-wars-quotes--b1biA4C1sl

This is the best piece news in a long time. What a little shitfucker
http://www.bloomberg.com/features/2015-martin-shkreli-securities-fraud/

Donald Trump as NFL logos
http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/12/donald-trump-nfl-logos/

Longest Surviving Castaway Sued For $1 Million For Possibly Eating Friend While At Sea -
http://crimefeed.com/2015/12/longest-surviving-castaway-sued-for-possibly-eating-friend-while-at-sea-salvador-alvarenga/



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Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Lost my dick playing Jumanji

NSFW - Strip stills
https://i.imgur.com/TdvQvtO.jpg

Republican debate: Tweeters mock Trump's internet call
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-35109492

Black Friday Brawl - https://twitter.com/Ruptly/status/670162554715373568

Killer Mike Introduces Bernie Sanders in Atlanta
https://twitter.com/berniesanders/status/670652138133983232

Nobody In Sports Is Having As Much Fun As The Monmouth Bench
http://deadspin.com/nobody-in-sports-is-having-as-much-fun-as-the-monmouth-1745142911

In 'Oh, Hello,' Nick Kroll and John Mulaney Have a Stage Senior Moment
http://deadspin.com/nobody-in-sports-is-having-as-much-fun-as-the-monmouth-1745142911

When keeping it real goes wrong (and awesome) on Sportscenter.
https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/671392554617847808

"Jodi Arias actually tried to discuss her vaginal grooming with you."
https://vine.co/v/iWzlVIZAbdK

2nd video is amazing: http://deadspin.com/browns-fans-shot-the-saddest-goddamn-videos-as-their-te-1745415079

College student, 19, arrested after police find 'cocaine, marijuana, ecstasy, meth and packaging materials in her apartment' is revealed as daughter of top Texas Drug enforcement agent - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3338383/College-student-19-arrested-drug-dealing-bust-daughter-Texas-DEA.html

Alternate Sopranos opening lolz - http://www.clickhole.com/video/was-almost-intro-sopranos-3555

Not old, just set to the Hulk Music
https://vine.co/v/iWqpzlwgH2O

So Fred Armenissen and Bill Hader started a music group called "Blue Jean Committee" molded after Cali Surf Rock and their first LP Catalina Breeze due out soon
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/21304-catalina-breeze/

wanted to watch Leo raped by a bear, but accoridng to Vulture, it doesn't happen
http://www.vulture.com/2015/12/leonardo-dicaprio-is-not-raped-by-a-bear.html
The movie is about this guy, who has been on the bro blast before as his deeds are epic:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Glass

This deer goes flying and bounced right up and runs off
https://vine.co/v/iWMP39B5Faq

This dad is awesome. #hiphopdad
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/12/dad-hip-hop-driving-video/

Wise Words with DJ Khaled - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5HMcE06__U

Jahil Okafor 2nd fight video gets release, dude knocks out some Boston shitass, probably gonna get sued.
http://www.tmz.com/2015/12/02/jahlil-okafor-fight-second-video-boston

Man foils Dunkin' Donuts robbery, detains suspect, cops say
http://www.newsday.com/long-island/crime/antonio-galea-stops-dunkin-donuts-robbery-in-oyster-bay-detains-suspect-cops-say-1.11184168

Absolutely staggering how much this buffalo chicken finger looks like a dick
https://twitter.com/KFCBarstool/status/672440435797835776

For the NYC Bros/Aziz fans
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/12/02/style/aziz-ansari-master-of-none-10-locations.html

Nick Offerman being Nick Offerman and staring into a camera for 45 minutes while sipping whiskey - http://www.vulture.com/2015/12/see-nick-offermans-silent-45-minute-yule-log.html

Scott Weiland died: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2015/12/04/rock-singer-scott-weiland-dead-at-48/

The guy who beat Klitschko on Saturday is a gypsy pikey fighter like Brad Pitt in Snatch. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyson_Fury You like dehgs?

When White Girls Deal Drugs, They Walk
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/12/01/when-white-girls-deal-drugs-they-walk.html

This guy obviously just wanted to slap a lot of butts and had the money to make it happen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxSDrYZ6zMA

The more I watch this the funnier it gets. Hank Johnson, Congressman from Georgia, on Guam - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs23CjIWMgA

Donkey in Hammock
https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/1759266597429725/

Giant lizard - http://www.wcnc.com/story/news/2015/12/06/man-discovers-giant-lizard-climbing-up-his-house/76894802/

RIP to Melvin "Little Melvin" Williams, 73, who made me begin to rethink the drug war. You ended it free, brother.  - https://twitter.com/AoDespair/status/672521746432552960

Poor Calvin Johnson
https://vine.co/v/iWPWHYxKguv

Connecticut cops told to prepare for legal recreational marijuana
http://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Connecticut-cops-told-to-prepare-for-eventual-6673289.php

Brother printers are legit. This thing is only $40. Pick it up if you need one for your home office bros
http://deals.kinja.com/stop-torturing-yourself-with-inkjet-this-brother-laser-1746171652?rev=1449240756763#

San Fran PD just executing people by firing squad:  https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/672792704623996928

Isis explained in 200 words - http://www.theatlantic.com/notes/all/2015/10/what-to-do-about-isis/412426/?utm_source=SFTwitter#note-418830

Gun show loophole - http://thinkprogress.org/security/2011/06/06/238156/al-qaeda-gun-show-loophole-2/

Lawyer For San Bernardino Gunman's Family Floats Sandy Hook Trutherism
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/david-chesley-sandy-hook-truther

Dead & Company and Madison Square Garden live - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4AloDbwt-8&t=99m5s

Mike Francesa on Rocky Movies - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_KKqodezOY&feature=youtu.be

"Nice Guy" - This movie looks cool:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uteGvHOs16A

Rest in Peace, Feech La Manna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14hc7RZNPbI

I enjoyed this
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/browns-fans-sad-adele-hello_56620384e4b072e9d1c634b0

NYG, more blown leads in last 2 minutes of a game than any team in NFL History
http://www.nj.com/giants/index.ssf/2015/12/1_stat_that_sums_up_this_heartbreaking_giants_seas.html#incart_river_index

Ralph Peters Calls Obama a 'Total Pussy' on Live Television
https://twitter.com/FreeBeacon/status/673906584230195200

Nathan For you Asian Accent - This was funny:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orw4NfnefxE

This SNL sketch was funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfPdYYsEfAE

This guy photoshopping dildos in place of automatic guns in Republican's photos deserves a medal
http://mic.com/articles/129907/this-guy-is-swapping-guns-with-dildos-in-pictures-of-republicans-holding-automatic-weapons

Black Fry-day, haha http://i.imgur.com/1jcDcRG.jpg

Irish Travellers (Irish: an lucht siúil) also called pavees, tinkers, or gypsies, are a traditionally itinerant ethnic group who maintain a set of traditions.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Travellers

NYTimes app for Google Cardboard on Saturday - things pretty nifty https://www.google.com/get/cardboard/

Tinder and other dating apps are fucking with our brains' chemical balance - http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34962498

New PSY - Napal Baji - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF27TNC_4pc

hell of a mystery story, remains unsolved https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taman_Shud_Case
more mysteries, two ships with crews that disapeared at sea
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Celeste
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MV_Joyita

Frank Gore shits himself (SFW):
http://i.imgur.com/HJCZ7Q1.gifv

asian touching SFW http://imgur.com/gallery/afg7gLd

Schlenker genes
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3041537/Father-Byron-Schlenker-boasts-world-s-widest-tongue-8-6cm-daughter-record-holder-too.html

DubStep Christmas Lights - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90oZ52M4IC0

Bret Easton Ellis on Living in the Cult of Likability
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/08/opinion/bret-easton-ellis-on-living-in-the-cult-of-likability.html

The City of Brotherly Love? https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2015/12/08/severed-pigs-head-thrown-at-philadelphia-mosque-door/

What to do in an Active Shooter situation "Run, Hide, Fight" It's worth a five minute watch - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VcSwejU2D0

How 'South Park' Perfectly Captures Our Era of Outrage
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/09/arts/television/south-park-sketches-grander-satire-themes.html

Asshole of the year buys ridiculously expensive Wu-Tang album
http://www.avclub.com/article/asshole-year-buys-ridiculously-expensive-wu-tang-a-229530

Wu Tang album heist - https://www.facebook.com/barstoolsportsboston/posts/10153844516497502

This is why Iran could be the best place to be born today
http://www.bbc.com/capital/story/20151210-this-is-why-iran-could-be-the-best-place-to-be-born-today

All Of Conor McGregor's Insults Towards Jose Aldo That Were Caught On Tape
http://dudecomedy.com/all-of-conor-mcgregors-insults-towards-jose-aldo-that-were-caught-on-tape/

Is Howard Stern going soft or just getting sharper? - The Washington Post
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/is-howard-stern-going-soft-or-just-getting-sharper/2015/12/13/691d8cfe-9ddc-11e5-a3c5-c77f2cc5a43c_story.html

Irish boxing fans go a few rounds onboard JetBlue flight
http://mashable.com/2015/12/14/boxing-jetblue-flight/#kXnnwbw6Quqg

The Vibrators (Punk) Old Grey Whistle Test BBC2 TV 4.4.1978 (full 4 songs) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu513IqH6dc

Pitchfork's 50 Best Albums of 2015: http://pitchfork.com/features/staff-lists/9764-the-50-best-albums-of-2015/1/

Life in Norway ranked world's best for 12th year
http://www.thelocal.no/20151214/norway-ranked-worlds-best-for-12th-year-running

Here's some beautiful footage of Roy Jones Jr. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBWP72xnqpk

A Shipwreck With Treasure Worth Up to $17 Billion Was Discovered Near Colombia
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/the-treasure-on-this-newly-discovered-shipwreck-may-be-worth-up-to-17-billion

Watch This Golden Retriever Experience True Joy As He Rides A Merry-Go-Round
http://www.buzzfeed.com/chelseamarshall/that-zoom-zoom-life?bftwanimals&utm_term=.yj401KOlPl#.bdldAWGVRV

Philly mayor called Trump an asshole and wants to ban him from Philly and called him a threat to society.
http://philly.com/beta?wss=/philly/blogs/heardinthehall&id=360972511

We need more Borat
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/12/10/borat-surprises-jimmy-kimmel-with-brutal-donald-trump-jokes.html

Obama's favorite show is The Knick:
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/tv/showtracker/la-et-st-president-obama-favorite-tv-show-the-knick-20151209-story.html

The infuriating history of how DC Metro got so bad - http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/capitalcomment/transportation/why-does-metro-suck-dangerous-accidents-escalator-outages.php

X-Men Apocalypse looks pretty sick:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COvnHv42T-

This is how I feel about packing lunch:
http://www.theonion.com/article/man-brings-lunch-from-home-to-cut-down-on-small-jo-37912

I've been neglecting The Onion lately. That Year in Review thing is great.
http://www.theonion.com/article/ugh-place-where-bartenders-wear-bow-tie-52025

Virginia man found living in cave charged with destruction of property
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/police-find-va-man-living-cave-article-1.2465817

Abe Simpson apparently had a photo op with the Croatian president - http://foreignpolicy.com/2015/12/09/the-president-of-croatia-doesnt-seem-to-care-that-this-mans-pants-fell-down-during-a-photo-op/ Oh Simpson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91eIDu6Aw-8

Some of you might enjoy these, Japanese ppl squishing their babies' faces to look like rice balls:
http://mashable.com/2015/12/09/rice-ball-babies-japan-meme/#o_MDdCxXREqL

Professional Farter - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane
some of this fartiste's work is pretty impressive http://www.damninteresting.com/professional-farters/

Jason Sudeikis Bros Out with Billy on the Street
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx5Nl9H5goI&feature=youtu.be

How to meet women on the subway
https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/676846151010820096

This just got me real good.  HAHAHHAAHA
http://i.imgur.com/wun8rpY.gifv

Great Durst long read.
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/13/nyregion/durst-organization-new-york-real-estate.html

just saw this; not good for gun enthusiasts
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/12/gun-linked-to-paris-attacks-traced-back-to-florida-arms-dealer-implicated-in-iran-contra-scandal/

Howard Stern Quit SiriusXM? Not for a 'Loser' Podcast
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-12-14/howard-stern-quit-siriusxm-not-for-a-loser-podcast

great game of ultimate Frisbee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZjgFg9p0vo

This Facebook troll job is tremendous. Bravo Robert Graves.
http://imgur.com/gallery/2Vvy9#qpwFaUj

This is pretty funny #gronk
https://twitter.com/FeitsBarstool/status/676272161053655042

Prince Harry is banging Pippa Middleton !!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3352875/American-tabloid-OK-claims-Prince-Harry-Pippa-Middleton-enjoying-secret-romance-snogging-bathroom-royal-wedding-2011.html

Fun Fact: The word LARDASS autocorrects to KARDASHIAN on most iPhones.

DJ Khaled lost at sea (jk) on his jet ski, ANOTHER ONE
http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/dj-khaled-got-lost-at-sea-last-night-on-his-jet-ski-continues-to-be-the-king-of-unintentional-comedy/

NSFW - Candice Swanopoel
http://www.tmz.com/2015/12/14/candice-swanepoel-bikini-ass-photoshoot/

I don't know if you guys have heard yet but apparently there's a new Star Wars movie and it got great reviews:  http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/18/movies/star-wars-the-force-awakens-review.htm

Bloody Loco Crazy Latino Guy Argument On A Train
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km23GDJ4ZMw

Everybody chill out and listen to some bumping Bela Christmas jams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rIR5MSg9qY&list=PLlLPbdXYqkafsNUF_lHRhEKoJqKfJxLw9

Bank Robber Returns to Try and Rob Same Bank during Live Shot
http://www.ftvlive.com/todays-news/2015/12/15/bank-robber-returns-to-try-and-rob-same-bank-during-live-shot



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