Danny Trejo's Pockmarked Butt Cheeks

Minnesota Vikings Brace Fans For Frigid Playoff Game
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/01/07/462309443/minnesota-vikings-brace-fans-for-frigid-playoff-game

HBO Deadwood movie happening - http://www.ew.com/article/2016/01/07/hbo-deadwood-movie-happening

President Trump Burlington Phish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6a7dSbVvd4

LOLZ! Amazing Handshake!
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/beware-jeff-joness-post-game-handshakes-1751744997

More adorable baby beat-boxing
https://www.facebook.com/B80BBX/videos/1104683182897446/

Navy Yard on track to be most densely populated DC neighborhood. https://www.washingtonpost.com/express/wp/2016/01/08/navy-yard-on-track-to-be-d-c-s-most-densely-populated-neighborhood/

This story is fucked up. Starts with a guy, John Jonchuck Jr, throwing his 5 year old daughter off a six story bridge in Tampa, then goes into his messed up life.
The long fall of Phoebe Jonchuck - http://www.tampabay.com/projects/2016/features/the-long-fall-of-phoebe-jonchuck/

the Governor of Maine delivered a flaming hot take re: drug dealers as "guys with the name D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty" and said "half the time they impregnate a young white girl before they leave." http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2016/1/8/maine-gov-says-drug-dealers-impregnate-white-girls.html

zomg, i can relate to this movie so much!
How To Be Single - Official Trailer -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrDI4-BSovs

These Secret Netflix Codes Will Unlock Thousands Of Hidden Genres
http://uproxx.com/movies/secret-netflix-codes/
Here is the links to each genre
http://ogres-crypt.com/public/NetFlix-Streaming-Genres.html

This article on Bernie Sanders is very well written. An enjoyable read. http://www.bloomberg.com/features/2016-bernie-sanders-fundraising/

Badass cop avoided near death last night being ambushed by someone pledging allegiance to Islamic State. In custody
http://6abc.com/news/images-released-from-ambush-shooting-of-phila-police-officer/1150918/

El Chapo got got (again)
http://abcnews.go.com/International/el-chapo-captured-mexican-president/story?id=36170084

Kanye West Drops "Real Friends" and Previews "No More Parties in LA" Featuring Kendrick Lamar - http://pitchfork.com/news/62798-kanye-west-drops-real-friends-and-previews-no-more-parties-in-la-featuring-kendrick-lamar/




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Powerball Tickets for All

Stay woke:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhudugDROn0

The Verge on why Apple may ditch 3.5mm audio jacks (actually a very good article)
http://www.forbes.com/sites/gordonkelly/2015/12/22/apple-abandoning-headphone-jack-new-leak/

Kirk Cousins Wears A Starter Redskins Jacket To Kick Off Playoff Practice Week
http://www.redskins.com/news-and-events/blog/article-1/Kirk-Cousins-Wears-A-Starter-Redskins-Jacket-To-Kick-Off-Playoff-Practice-Week/8f0786b3-1a39-4b97-9461-7282a4586407

A Map of Every Device in the World That's Connected to the Internet
http://gizmodo.com/a-map-of-every-device-in-the-world-thats-connected-to-t-1628171291

52 Places to Go in 2016
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/01/07/travel/places-to-visit.html

This guy is a hero... on Live TV...
https://video.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xta1/v/t42.1790-2/12495584_887469338041167_1423927869_n.mp4?efg=eyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InN2ZV9zZCJ9&oh=6f8a600cf1438a7dc4547a6327dd649d&oe=568ED01F

'He's On Fire': The True Story Behind 'NBA Jam'
http://www.greatbigstory.com/stories/he-s-on-fire-the-true-story-behind-nba-jam

The Surreal Story of StubHub Screwing Over a Kobe Fan
http://www.theleadsports.com/the-surreal-story-of-stubhub-screwing-over-a-kobe-fan/

Barstool Sports just got bought at a $10—15 million valuation and its founder is 'kinda rich now' -- http://www.businessinsider.com/watch-barstool-sports-bizarre-acquisition-announcement-2016-1

This 14-year-old makes up to $1,500 a night eating dinner in front of a webcam in South Korea
http://www.businessinsider.com/south-koreans-tech-watching-people-eat-online-mukbang-2015-12

For the Billy Joel fans...
http://www.billyjoel.com/news/billy-joel-tonight-show-starring-jimmy-fallon-videos-exclusive-photos



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Yoda's 3 foot dick

Yoda fends off three ferrets - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYlI7Mymb7U

NSFW - Super hot Babe
She's loving her new Victoria's secret.
http://imgur.com/a/jyZpA
and  http://imgur.com/a/NhwVL (NSFW)

Lumosity to Pay $2 Million to Settle FTC Deceptive Advertising Charges for Its "Brain Training" Program
https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/press-releases/2016/01/lumosity-pay-2-million-settle-ftc-deceptive-advertising-charges

20 Tips For The Vegetarian Bodybuilder
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/vegetarian-bodybuilding.htm

2017 Honda Ridgeline News
http://truckyeah.jalopnik.com/2017-honda-ridgeline-this-is-it-as-a-mean-off-road-ra-1740329811

New Hummus Restaurant in DC
http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/bestbites/food-restaurant-news/open-little-sesame-dgs-delicatessens-hummus-shop-debuts.php#.Vo1QLowd-70.email

DC's current uptick in crime summed up in one headline
"News Van Robbed While Reporters Covered Mayor's Announcement Of Robbery Task Force"
http://dcist.com/2016/01/journalists_robbed_while_covering_m.php

Jeb Bush Carries Tiny Toy Turtles in His Pockets and Gives Them to Children
http://gawker.com/jeb-bush-carries-tiny-toy-turtles-in-his-pockets-and-gi-1751354988

A fan's animated homage to HBO's 'The Wire'
http://boingboing.net/2016/01/05/a-fans-animated-homage-to-hb.html

Semi-NSFW- HOT HOT HOT
http://i.imgur.com/jGTbMI6.gifv




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Just Do it

Inside Wall Street's Exclusive Deadhead Society http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/inside-wall-streets-exclusive-deadhead-society-20160104

LOLZ- Always a classic - "I smell like beef"
http://youtu.be/5eZyspecXJE

La bise: English guy living in Paris explains the hassle of saying hello by kissing your friends the right way in France -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=T-VWbV6TJxU

LOLZ! I love this ostrich skiing
http://youtu.be/aMnOieGtpmM

This dang ole raccoon just wanted to eat his cotton candy, but alas, like a woman's fleeting love it slipped away...  http://i.imgur.com/oG0XjQ3.gifv

Ramen Baths Spa Treatment
http://www.travelandleisure.com/articles/ramen-bath-japan

NSFW - Oil em down and shake em up
https://www.gfycat.com/OrganicDopeyBilby

Petyon Manning Lolz - http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201601_2343_beccg_sm.jpg

Giant Mao statue appears in China's countryside
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-35230137

Here's a dude getting drilled in the face with a lax ball - https://twitter.com/NLL/status/684033436772872193?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Huge fire at a Hotel in Dubai - Time Lapse Video starts at 1:12 mark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPCL3sNVBcM

Dang, J Law wants LD, he is the man - http://www.vulture.com/2016/01/jlaw-plans-fantastic-life-with-amy-schumer.html?mid=twitter_vulture#

This is weird..
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/06/world/europe/coordinated-attacks-on-women-in-cologne-were-unprecedented-germany-says.html

Print this out and put it on your desk after winter break
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CX9kaVxWAAAF4ys.jpg

Why it's so hard for millennials to buy a home in the D.C. area
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/where-we-live/wp/2016/01/04/why-its-so-hard-for-millennials-to-buy-a-home-in-the-d-c-area/

LCD Soundsystem have reunited: http://pitchfork.com/news/61847-lcd-soundsystem-to-release-new-album-this-year-james-murphy-explains-reunion/

Following the Names in the Al Jazeera Doping Report
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/06/sports/baseball/al-jazeera-peyton-manning-derek-jeter-charles-sly.html

Crikey, boy eats entire watermelon at Cricket match - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGTkHHNMIEw



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2016 - Year of the Jizz Typhoon

I Captured The Hidden Face Of Iran
http://www.boredpanda.com/i-roamed-iran-in-search-of-prejudice-shattering-shots/

The Champawat Tigeress was a female Bengal tiger responsible for an estimated 436 deaths in Nepal and the Kumaon area of India
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champawat_Tiger

High-end vehicles and crossovers will take center stage in Motown
http://www.autonews.com/article/20160104/OEM03/301049919/high-end-vehicles-and-crossovers-will-take-center-stage-in-motown

William Onyeabor - Atomic Bomb (chill song)
https://youtu.be/xVdaY2-hTGY

NSFW - Hot Real Girl In Bathroom
http://i.imgur.com/idx1yvY.jpg

NSFW - Sticking her tongue out
http://i.imgur.com/mGN04os.jpg

The Hungries: The Best and Worst of D.C. Restaurants in 2015
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/2015/12/23/the-hungries-the-best-and-worst-of-d-c-restaurants-in-2015/

NSFW - Bloodhound Gang with Sarah Rose, Jana Bach, Leonie Saint
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1542971322

NSFW - drunk British girl deserved a repost
http://i.imgur.com/8uY5yzM.jpg

NSFW - Amateur selfie
http://i.imgur.com/fa12KjZ.jpg

The 5 Most Intense Rites of Passage from Around the World
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-intense-rites-passage-from-around-world/

Confused Cat Lolz - https://twitter.com/WorldStarFunny/status/681867751330283520

Best Francesa Audios of 2015
AUDIO #3: Mongo asks if the SF Giants & the NY Giants ever get together for dinner: https://t.co/Vd5AgnagPh
AUDIO #5: Mike Francesa erupts on NY Assemblyman Dean Murray. Highlights: https://t.co/V2wr1LfClt
AUDIO #6: Will from Queens calls Mike Francesa crying about the Mets: https://t.co/YktQiNqNCj
AUDIO #8: Mike Francesa erupts on a Tom Brady/DeflateGate defender: https://t.co/EKB9GVqwDy
AUDIO #9: Tim in Milford asks Mike Francesa: "What's an emoji?" Mike breaks it down https://t.co/D1k4pKNUIw
AUDIO #11: Mike Francesa destroys the CBS Sports Minute: https://t.co/zxEH6FJBLB
AUDIO #16: Mike Francesa is irritated about the broken A/C in the studio, and the phones being down https://t.co/IIwgO1B6CF

Vodka Swimming - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gPRZFZrVp0

Grandmother Uses Google Cardboard Headset
http://www.businessinsider.com/grandma-loses-it-2015-12

"What In The World Just Happened There!?" Maryland & Northwestern Combine For Wild Sequence
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/what-in-the-world-just-happened-there-maryland-no-1750733425

LOLZ - Bills K Dan Carpenter Slams Helmet After Missing PAT, Hits Himself in Face
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2604622-bills-k-dan-carpenter-slams-helmet-after-missing-pat-hits-himself-in-face

Fifteen hours with Fabio - http://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/style/2015/12/23/fabio/

Bowie & Queen dance ballet lets do it
https://www.washingtonballet.org/performance/2015-2016-season/bowie-queen

Alarm Spreads in Brazil Over a Virus and a Surge in Malformed Infants
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/31/world/americas/alarm-spreads-in-brazil-over-a-virus-and-a-surge-in-malformed-infants.html

LA's Gas Leak Is a Global Disaster
http://gizmodo.com/las-gas-leak-disaster-is-a-bigger-problem-than-you-real-1750035270

Asian dodge ball seems way more fun and organized - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02jrN8w0wl8

LOLZ - Gifs in reverse
http://imgur.com/gallery/oHTQc

Wiener Dog Chariot - http://imgur.com/gallery/Q78onBn

Woman arrested after riding cart in Walmart while having sushi, wine
http://www.9news.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/12/28/florida-woman-arrested-walmart-food-wine/77967376/

Boy Opens Christmas PlayStation 4, Finds A Block Of Wood With A Dick On It
http://kotaku.com/boy-opens-christmas-playstation-4-finds-a-block-of-woo-1749852904

This WWII book sounds pretty gewd: http://nyti.ms/1R2I0js

Law enforcement took more stuff from people than burglars did last year
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/11/23/cops-took-more-stuff-from-people-than-burglars-did-last-year/
John Oliver did a piece on it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kEpZWGgJks
The WaPo article quotes the Institute for Justice; if you want to get into the weeds, check their website out: http://endforfeiture.com/#cases
The ACLU is also active in the fight: https://www.aclu.org/issues/criminal-law-reform/reforming-police-practices/asset-forfeiture-abuse

Good article from D'Brick in re CTE - http://www.si.com/nfl/2015/12/29/dbrickashaw-ferguson-concussion-movie-cte

Various ways to tie a tie..
http://www.shirtsmyway.com/articles/different-ways-how-to-tie-a-tie-knots.php
The Persian Knot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diCdZuWyI9A

Some Random Guy Owns the Deed to Petco Park (San Diego Padres stadium) and no one knows how to get it back: https://sports.vice.com/en_us/highlight/local-mentally-ill-man-owns-the-title-to-petco-park-and-nobody-knows-how-to-get-it-back/?utm_source=vicesportstwitter

(chill song)
Tame Impala - The less i know the better - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBzrzS1Ag_g

Floating Points - Nespole (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfYP7uTZX8Y

Confessions of a Phish Wife - http://www.vogue.com/13382982/confessions-of-a-phish-wife/

This ESPN Deportes call of the NY Jets win is pretty good:
https://www.facebook.com/Jets/videos/10153208629961231/

Athletes who think dinosaurs are fake, or believe in mermaids/bigfoot:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2015/12/29/dinosaurs-are-fake-mermaids-are-real-a-closer-look-at-weird-athlete-beliefs/

73-year-old Aretha Franklin crushin' it at the Kennedy Center awards:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RIgeu-6Jcs

Ghostface and MF DOOM to drop joint album in February
http://www.factmag.com/2015/12/29/ghostface-mf-doom-album-doomstarks/

Mike Tyson Lolz - https://vine.co/v/iqwi90OWx0x

this guy does not give a fuck
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/postman-accused-of-throwing-away-1000-christmas-141839444.html

this is pretty crazy - 3D Drawing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsopDsv4BKM

great article that pretty much puts together all the reddit rabbit holes in one article.  DO NOT READ if you're not finished with Making a Murderer; spoiler alert.
http://www.pajiba.com/netflix_movies_and_tv/is-steven-avery-guilty-evidence-making-a-murderer-didnt-present.php

The End of Pax Americana:  Why Washington's Middle East Pullback Makes Sense
https://www.foreignaffairs.com/articles/middle-east/end-pax-americana

Dexter Manley racist hot take
http://www.bobsblitz.com/2016/01/black-qbs-like-running-because-they-run.html



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John Mayer's Smegma Flute

I had no idea that he's been adding to it up until 2012 with 33 chapters total. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapped_in_the_Closet

Skeet skeet skeet http://www.ubbulls.com/sports/mbkb/2015-16/bios/skeete_jarryn_zd6a

Too Much Tuna in Boston - http://thewilbur.com/artist/oh-hello-with-nick-kroll-and-john-mulaney/

NSFW - Babe at bbq -  https://i.imgur.com/1fQzEc1.jpg

NSFW - Hot Wifey - https://i.imgur.com/3PpYxvV.jpg

NSFW - The coke challenge -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWt33McELLU

Here, there and everywhere: Beatles songs to be streamed for first time
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/dec/23/beatles-back-catalogue-music-streaming-spotify-apple-music     

NSFW - http://gfycat.com/LightheartedCourteousCommongonolek

FIRE JAM Donny Hathway Magnificent Sanctuary Band (chill song):  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWnnbDraKqo

Cute: Penguins in Santa suits take a Christmas stroll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15IF4l_XX7E

This is always pretty good:  http://www.vulture.com/2015/12/who-won-2015.html#

Jersey Number stories for skins Fans:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/sports/wp/2015/12/22/jersey-tales-redskins-players-reveal-the-inspiration-behind-numbers-they-wear/

Feels Good, Man
http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/blogs/chubby-hamster-triumphs-comedic-wildlife-photography-contest




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Chef Morimoto Pube Salad

The Panthers Brought Bats Onto The Field Like Sting Yesterday And Allegedly Made Odell Beckham Jr. Feel Threatened. Also, Mount Francesa Erupted About ODB
http://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/the-panthers-brought-bats-on-the-field-like-sting-yesterday-and-allegedly-made-odell-beckham-jr-feel-threatened/

she knows what she's doing
http://imgur.com/gallery/byw9Y6U

Someone needs to buy this for Xmas for a special someone
http://imgur.com/gallery/zXsCw7T

Kristaps Porzingis Is Mastering His X's, O's and Z's
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/22/sports/basketball/kristaps-porzingis-is-mastering-his-xs-os-and-zs.html?ref=sports&_r=1

Poll: 30% of GOP voters support bombing Agrabah, the city from Aladdin
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/dec/18/republican-voters-bomb-agrabah-disney-aladdin-donald-trump

SpaceX Launched And Landed Its Falcon 9 Rocket And It Was Completely Insane
http://digg.com/video/spacex-landing-falcon-9

NOTE TO MOVIE PUSSIES:  http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/reviews/the-revenant-20151222?page=2




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