Sunday, August 14, 2016

Waxing Salamies in Hoboken


Curt Schilling just tweeted this

(Spoiler Alert if you're not caught up) - Game of Thrones: HBO confirms super-sized season 6 finale

Welcome to Larry Page’s Secret Flying-Car Factories

WATCH: Steph Curry’s Pre-Game Dance Spoofs ‘BBQ & Foot Massage’ Viral Video

Arnold is in DC! I must find him!

Did you know the Verrazano Bridge is spelled wrong?

The power of dogs, little boy caught sneaking into neighbor's garage to hug their dog

Felice Brothers - Frankie's Gun (chill song)

Die Woodys - Fichtl's Lied (chills song)



Levon and the Hawks: He Don't Love You (And He'll Break Your Heart) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DP8JflARO9A (chill song)




Hillary epic "delete your account" tweet, game on


These stories are going to come out of the woodwork and it will never end. GOP should bail now before its too late.

Equal Rights -The Lonely Island (feat. P!nk)






















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Saturday, August 13, 2016

Wet Farts on Hard Linoleum


NSFW - Let it all hang out
http://i.imgur.com/llxLual.jpg

His farts are magic. His boner will guide you home. In a summer full of reboots and franchise sequels, Swiss Army Man is bringing the movies back to life ☜☟☞
https://youtu.be/4v92gXetGqA

Hiding inside the elephant's genitals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuDq_l-bAqY&feature=youtu.be

Six NBA Finals in a row: A look at LeBron's historic playoff workload
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/15877630/six-year-workload-lebron-james-unlike-anything-league-history

Bobby Brown Claims He Had Sex with a Ghost – and Other Bombshells from His Upcoming 20/20 Interview - http://www.people.com/article/bobby-brown-sex-with-ghost-20-20-interview-bombshells

GOT mild spoiler, online nerds pieced together Sansa's letter from Sunday's episode and figured it out
http://mashable.com/2016/06/07/sansa-stark-letter-deciphered/?utm_cid=mash-com-Tw-main-link#k2ScgNsVwgqN

Some new muzak from The Strokes:
https://open.spotify.com/album/2OkdkfVKqje8mj7g1iLroV

USA USA USA - http://screamer.deadspin.com/the-usmnt-is-getting-hot-at-exactly-the-right-time-1781193832

Police on the hunt for Navy SEAL from “Lone Survivor” mission, warn to proceed with caution
http://popularmilitary.com/police-hunt-navy-seal-lone-survivor-mission-warn-proceed-caution/

not a good start for the new Pacino movie:
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jun/07/misconduct-al-pacino-and-anthony-hopkins-thriller-makes-less-100-uk-box-office?CMP=fb_gu

“Megaplex” is the audio-visual mixtape fever dream of pop culture you need
http://www.avclub.com/article/megaplex-audio-visual-mixtape-fever-dream-pop-cult-237861 (This is nostalgic as heck and very well done)

Richard Simmons transitioning into a woman, report says
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/06/08/richard-simmons-transitioning-into-woman-report-says.html

Ho hum, just an "aggressive" alligator found with a human body in its mouth in Florida
http://wfla.com/2016/06/07/large-gator-seen-with-human-body-in-its-mouth-in-lakeland/

Adorbz Kitten Massage
https://twitter.com/Uber_Pix/status/740612696966606849

The Avalanches - Frankie Sinatra (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjfspM5sDIA

Game of Loans - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkdBRcPXEAESxMr.jpg

Founding Farmers review: Zero stars for the mega-popular DC eatery: https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/food/founding-farmers-review-where-the-biggest-temptation-is-to-leave/2016/06/01/76b2c844-204e-11e6-9e7f-57890b612299_story.html

Let's all go in on a tontine together :
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/09/28/this-sleazy-and-totally-illegal-savings-scheme-may-be-the-future-of-retirement/

The downfall of the tontine was equally dramatic. Not long after 1900, a spectacular set of scandals wiped the tontine from the nation’s consciousness. To this day, tontines remain outlawed, and their name is synonymous with greed and corruption. Their memory lives on mostly in fiction, where they invariably propel some murderous plot. (There’s even a "Simpsons" episode in this genre.)















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Thursday, August 11, 2016

I found you on the internet! Now date me.


How WMATA compares to other metro systems in capital cities...I found this pretty interesting:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/06/06/metros-by-the-numbers-how-d-c-stacks-up-against-other-capital-cities/?tid=sm_fb

Mean Tweets - NBA Edition #2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_0wjFP3YsQ

A UGA bro turned up way too hard, got naked and jumped on a garbage truck
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGUc3uBK-wz/

Bernie Sanders Just Revealed His Last California Ad And It’s Mind Blowing.
http://www.mangofeed.com/bernie-sanders-new-cali-ad/

How to use Snapchat, for all you old farts
http://blog.hubspot.com/marketing/how-to-use-snapchat-for-business#sm.0000kfqvrmop8czeuhf1fwn5d6nho









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Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Dr. Phil's Balls are bald with a mustache, too


10 Uselessly Specific Members of G.I. Joe
http://www.therobotsvoice.com/2011/05/10_uselessly_specific_members_of_gi_joe.php

Common Just Freestyled About Race-Related Issues And Shut It Down
https://www.buzzfeed.com/nylawissa/common-just-freestyled-about-race-related-issues-and-shut-it?utm_term=.tq8KLjzlw#.tl0YQX8DW

How to Eat Chicken Without Wanting to Kill Yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px7Uc2GrnhE

Cringe... Botched Proposal
https://youtu.be/_tc_SAg0Mrs

NSFW - Kendra Roll
https://gfycat.com/HarshRegularDonkey

NSFW - Well read
http://i.imgur.com/vbfalit.jpg

This dude is insane. Massive Gainz!
https://www.instagram.com/jujimufu/?hl=en

A warning left on a nanny’s car. License plates stolen. And a top Pentagon official in big trouble. https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/a-warning-left-on-a-nannys-car-license-plates-stolen-and-a-top-pentagon-official-in-big-trouble/2016/06/01/50699a3a-2816-11e6-a3c4-0724e8e24f3f_story.html

Kanye West Recruits Gucci Mane, Big Sean, 2 Chainz, Desiigner, and More for the First Track off 'Cruel Winter'
http://www.complex.com/music/2016/06/kanye-west-new-song-cruel-winter-feat-gucci-mane-big-sean-2-chainz-yo-gotti-travis-scott-quavo

Nick's Riverside Grill Accuses Yelper of Pooping Her Pants After Negative Review
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/food/article/20781409/nicks-riverside-grill-accuses-yelper-of-pooping-her-pants-after-negative-review

Beautiful Explanation of Hip Hop (Lolz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuACzE4IX_E&feature=youtu.be













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Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Marrying 1 woman is probably the gayest thing a guy could do


Test Your Awareness: Do The Test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahg6qcgoay4

This shirt cracks me up: http://maxcdn.thedesigninspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Surfer-T-shirt-l.png

You got this girl! - http://imgur.com/fryvFd9

Shawn Wasabi - i lost all my eggs (This beat is 100% FIIIIYAH - )https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZcaXikDUqU&mc_cid=e0a4eec80a&mc_eid=42a472ec1d

More from Shawn Wasabi, dude's insane - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE1Gvzxfm1E

Olson twins look kinda creepy now: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/10/28/15/2DE05F2D00000578-3293610-Supportive_Mary_Kate_s_twin_sister_Ashley_is_on_board_with_her_m-m-22_1446045632909.jpg and http://dazedimg.dazedgroup.netdna-cdn.com/593/azure/dazed-prod/1160/5/1165456.jpg

sexy painting: http://maxcdn.thedesigninspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Hat-l.png

angle is everything: http://www.boredpanda.com/forced-perspective-creative-angle-photography/

what it means to be a redneck or hillbilly, in the words of either: http://www.vice.com/read/what-it-means-to-be-a-redneck-or-a-hillbilly-ang?mc_cid=ceda686f13&mc_eid=42a472ec1d

this calms my brain somehow: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo?mc_cid=6705b236da&mc_eid=42a472ec1d

this statue is weird as shit: https://pixabay.com/en/vigeland-frogner-frognerpark-naked-947340/

Do a google image search for "Sam Clovis". He's Trump's campaign co-chair and is funny looking. SO CHUBBY. Loves wearing suspenders too.

NSFW! - Flash and play on the train [GIF]
https://gfycat.com/BonyDisloyalIndianpangolin

The Smiths - How Soon Is Now? (chil song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEq8DBxm0J4

Albert and Frederick the Bear : Fear of Nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R06ODEJkcE

Jiminy Glick’s Larry David interview will make you smile whether Larry likes it or not: http://vult.re/1UfGPva

'Property Brothers' Star Jonathan Scott Avoids Charges After Fargo Bar Fight
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/property-brothers-star-jonathan-scott-avoids-charges-w208549

Dog Martini - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cj32zjKUkAQB5OA.jpg:large

New Beck song, "Wow" http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/06/beck-premieres-new-single-wow-listen/

Oh Hello hits Comedy Bang Bang
http://uproxx.com/tv/oh-hello-comedy-bang-bang-hamilton/

Man Tries to Light Cigarette But Crotch Goes Up in Flames Instead
http://www.mediaite.com/online/watch-before-it-goes-viral-man-tries-to-light-cigarette-but-crotch-goes-up-in-flames-instead/

This is what I do for fun in the summer
https://twitter.com/DepressedDarth/status/738257597959016448

Selfie Statue - http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/selfie-statue-sugar-land-tex-sparks-social-media-snark-article-1.2658280

List of fatal alligator attacks in the United States by decade
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_alligator_attacks_in_the_United_States_by_decade#2010s

I watched Blue Chips last night, forgot how epic Nick Nolte was - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3Br6pTVbSQ

Lolz: Louis C. K., race, and Trump - https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/06/02/the-louis-c-k-theory-of-the-candidacy-of-donald-trump/

HOW TO MAKE IT IN USA - Episode 8: CIS Dalton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmSK4vhiv4M

Another reason not to have kids, http://kotaku.com/man-spends-days-making-zootopia-lego-statue-child-dest-1779799397






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Monday, August 8, 2016

Manute Bol's Dick Pasta shapes, new from Kraft!

Pink Floyd - Fearless: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wav_O7Xcf-s (chill song)

Ted Hawkins - Sorry You're Sick: https://open.spotify.com/track/38W9MqAIWiP5HkWio8NHXm (chill song)

GET TO THE CHOPPAHHHHHHHHH
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/arnold-schwarzenegger-records-terrifying-moment-8092966

Bill Simmons' new website The Ringer is live... I sort of miss Grantland so I guess I am looking forward to having a lot of those guys back in the mix.
http://theringer.com

This guy does not seem like a fan or Radiohead's increasingly vague lyrics. He should maybe just stick to country music?

I think his criticism could be a valid one, but the way he portrays it as Yorke duping everyone in a calculated way loses me.

https://newrepublic.com/article/133773/radiohead-racket

Hottest high school teacher to bang her students, ever. Wow.
http://heavy.com/news/2016/05/alexandria-vera-texas-school-teacher-sex-student-pregnant-facebook-instagram-photos-pictures-mugshot/

Queens man unaware of $2 bail, spends nearly 5 months at Rikers Island
www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/queens-man-unaware-2-bail-spends-5-months-rikers-article-1.2656363







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