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Ex Dolphin Davone Bess in a SWAT Standoff in Arizona?
http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nfl/miami-dolphins/article84989702.html

Two  bros need to try this dance at their next wedding:
https://twitter.com/HoldMyBeerGif/status/734914561879506944
or make an entrance like this, https://twitter.com/HoldMyBeerGif/status/738538468771520512

Adorbz, cucumber battle with guinea pigs
https://instagram.com/p/BG5r04wjJwQ/

Adorbz, squishy prairie dogs eating
https://instagram.com/p/BG5mVCCDT-X/

Chinese training company spanks low performing trainees:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-36583486

Official Rowan Atkinson Live - Full length standup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw8dW9Hyno0

A Bunch Of Drunk Irish Soccer Fans Sang Lullabies To A Baby On A Train
http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/a-bunch-of-drunk-irish-soccer-fans-sang-lullabies-to-a-baby-on-a-train/

7 things you may have missed from this week's GOT (spoilers if you haven't seen)
http://uproxx.com/tv/7-details-game-of-thrones-the-door/3/
 
I can't believe that this is real. Lets just take all of the popular genres at the moment and combine them- comedy, political thriller, drama, science fiction. Read the Episode 1 summary- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BrainDead_(TV_series)#Episodes
 
Leonardo DiCaprio Allegedly Vapes and Wears Noise-Canceling Headphones During Sex
https://galoremag.com/leonardo-dicaprio-vapes-wears-headphones-during-sex/

F Donald Trump Song - https://soundcloud.com/yg-official/fdt-2

Horny homeless men use Times Square Wi-Fi to watch porn
http://nypost.com/2016/06/19/horny-homeless-men-use-times-square-wi-fi-to-watch-porn/
 
The story is so-so, but the babe is HOT HOT HOT
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3366975/NYC-woman-sued-300K-landlord-repeatedly-subletting-apartment-Airbnb.html

Spoiler Alert: “Game of Thrones”: Bastards!
http://www.newyorker.com/culture/sarah-larson/game-of-thrones-bastards

One man’s strange, sad descent from Ariz. lawmaker to Alaska murder suspect
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/05/18/one-mans-strange-sad-descent-from-ariz-lawmaker-to-alaska-murder-suspect/

Ken Doll Crotch Crew

New mayor of Rome, Italy is HOT - https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=virginia+raggi

Real life Simpson's intro is awesome! - https://instagram.com/p/BG4s50nnKSk/

This incredible Guitar performance by 14-year-old Billy Watman
https://youtu.be/qtD0hAzGbeg

How an Ad Campaign Made Lesbians Fall in Love with Subaru
http://priceonomics.com/how-an-ad-campaign-made-lesbians-fall-in-love-with/

NSFW - On Her Toes
http://i.imgur.com/bml0VF9.jpg

NSFW - Freckles
http://i.imgur.com/q43Bcd6.jpg

"Star Trek" Actor Anton Yelchin Killed When His Car Hits Him: http://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/news/star-trek-actor-anton-yelchin-killed-when-his-car-hits-him/ar-AAhiCF5?li=BBnbfcL

Florida just got alligators climbing fences, whole state gotta go
https://twitter.com/WorldStarFunny/status/744916062072758273

New HBO Series teaser was previewed last night before Game of Thrones:
Westworld
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX3u0IlBBO4

Hold my beer while I jump that rope
https://twitter.com/HoldMyBeerGif/status/742907045834285056

U.S. Gov't Will Legalize Marijuana on August 1
http://www.smobserved.com/story/2016/06/18/news/us-govt-will-legalize-marijuana-on-august-1/1484.html

Ur dad called, said he regrets getting married (to a woman)...cuz it's gay.

This hits too close to home...
Work Life, Personal Life Both Spent Desperately Trying To Appeal To Women 18 To 34
http://www.theonion.com/article/work-life-personal-life-both-spent-desperately-try-53051

How to Go Viral and Make Yourself Wildly Rich - VICE
https://apple.news/A8cf-wQiNSrqx7O0l9Zg4Zg

Dozens Of U.S. Diplomats Call For Military Pressure On Syria's Assad Regime
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/06/17/482448008/dozens-of-u-s-diplomats-call-for-military-pressure-on-assad-regime-in-syria

Steve Kerr on the Legacy of His Father’s Assassination
https://t.co/x6EybgvjFa

NSFW - I've been watching this for 7 hours
https://67.media.tumblr.com/52e959a5ae19649acd7f31a76802bfec/tumblr_o8nmf93FWF1u5gkkao1_500.gif

WWE suspends Jerry 'The King' Lawler after domestic violence arrest
http://www.cbssports.com/general/news/wwe-suspends-jerry-the-king-lawler-after-domestic-violence-arrest

crying soccer fan puts on a brave face https://imgur.com/gallery/QpxPwkU
reversed - https://imgur.com/gallery/BYaUYvr

Simpsons Fans will be diveded - http://www.vulture.com/2016/06/what-a-much-debated-simpsons-joke-says-about-you.html

Don't be a prick, eat some ass

Do not shake Joachim Low's hand - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYso-ZUwEZ0 (he had to apologize for this at his press conference later on)
This is the guy who's been caught MULTIPLE times picking his nose and eating it - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUMiJPiGfVM

He's a disgusting German freak. And a jet-setting millionaire who brought home the world cup and will forever be a national hero.

How I Bought an AR-15 in a Five Guys Parking Lot
http://bit.ly/1Ul6ANs

Guns are bad, m'kay?
http://apps.bostonglobe.com/graphics/2016/06/make-it-stop/

What the world looks like after watching Fox News
http://imgur.com/gallery/zK1ifFb

Fishing for humans w/ cash on a string
http://imgur.com/gallery/jtOpUeH

Just because you made a shitload of money does not make you good at everything. http://www.theverge.com/2016/6/16/11952200/bill-gates-bolivia-chickens-refused

More proof that British soccer fans are pieces of shit
http://mashable.com/2016/06/16/english-football-fans-mock-children-coins-euro-2016/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-pete-link#3SYDByP66gqy

Labour MP Jo Cox dies after being 'shot and stabbed' - latest updates
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/live-jo-cox-shot-birstall-11482692

50 McDonald’s Menu Items Only in Japan
https://www.tsunagujapan.com/50-mcdonalds-menu-items-only-in-japan/
and https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/i-ate-my-way-through-the-japanese-menus-for-mcdonalds-burger?utm_term=.bpNEwWMO3#.nm9QwNKrk

incredible map repository (or is is suppository?)
http://npmaps.com/

wild Cold War story (better told by Oliver Stone in Chapter 6 of Untold History of the United States):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasili_Arkhipov#Involvement_in_Cuban_Missile_Crisis

Japanese Donald Trump commercial
https://youtu.be/ZbM6WbUw7Bs

zomg, we are SO Ross and Rachel!

Smashmouth LOLZ - http://gawker.com/smash-mouths-desperate-endless-twitter-battle-1781910819

Alligator eats 2 year old HUMAN - http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/15/us/alligator-attacks-child-disney-florida/

Survey Says Millennials Want To Live In New York, Research Suggests They Should Live In Philadelphia - http://www.forbes.com/sites/samanthasharf/2016/06/13/survey-says-millennials-want-to-live-in-new-york-research-suggests-they-should-live-in-philadelphia/#44bf0ceb31ea

The 5K, Not The Marathon, Is The Ideal Race
http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-5k-not-the-marathon-is-the-ideal-race/

Totally Savage Driver Uses Smoke Screen and Throws Spikes at the Police During Car Chase
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/totally-savage-driver-uses-smoke-screen-and-throws-spik-1781981182

A Caucasian's Guide To Spades
http://adequateman.deadspin.com/a-caucasians-guide-to-spades-1781268460

just your Argentinian soccer red card on the field except the player flips the script and murders the ref
http://screamer.deadspin.com/soccer-ref-in-argentina-murdered-on-the-field-by-player-1759405493

Ed Sheeran's Ginger Pube Salad

Guy in T-Rex costume competes on Ninja Warrior http://www.theverge.com/2016/6/14/11930798/t-rex-american-ninja-warrior-dominates-course

This is how we get the news in NYC - a chill ass Canadian bro just reads the paper to us in the AM: http://www.ny1.com/nyc/all-boroughs/papers/2016/06/13/in-the-papers-6-13-16.html My man nails the issues in the first minute and a half of this video

My grip is as strong and robust as ever. http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2016/06/13/481590997/millennials-may-be-losing-their-grip

This is fucked! Wait for it .....
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGmvttBAAzK/

OJ Simpson post acquittal timeline, utta disastah - http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a45725/oj-simpson-post-trial-timeline/

Obama basically calls the Orlando tragedy before it happened, "known ISIL supporters can buy firearms in this country and because of the NRA I can't stop them"
http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/president-obama-predicted-just-two-weeks-ago-that-an-attack-like-the-orlando-shooting-could-happen/

National Security: Russian government hackers penetrated DNC, stole opposition research on Trump - https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/russian-government-hackers-penetrated-dnc-stole-opposition-research-on-trump/2016/06/14/cf006cb4-316e-11e6-8ff7-7b6c1998b7a0_story.html

In honor of Curb returning, enjoy the best of Leon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs5w02NvSyI

What the Hell Is Simpsonwave?
http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/1188-what-the-hell-is-simpsonwave/

Har Mar Superstar - Restless Leg (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p06p95FyNng

horse sperms pie article http://exiledonline.com/feature-new-york-times-hack-eats-horse-sperm-pie/

More Har Mar Superstar (chill song)
https://youtu.be/R370hYrZ7_I

Har Mar Superstar - Don't make me hit you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pfd1iBfj3A

Meet PFT Commenter and Big Cat, Two of the Internet-Famous Bros Behind Barstool Sports
https://www.gq.com/story/barstool-sports-pft-commenter-big-cat-interview

Salami Maintenance 101

Man’s death shows the enticing beauty — and deadly power — of Yellowstone’s colorful hot springs - https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/06/09/mans-death-shows-the-enticing-beauty-and-deadly-power-of-yellowstones-colorful-hot-springs/?tid=hybrid_experimentrandom_1_na
"They halted their recovery mission Wednesday, park spokeswoman Charissa Reid told the Associated Press, “due to the extreme nature and futility of it all.” The water was highly acidic, Reid said, leaving “no remains left to recover.”"

Sideline Reporter Gets Pretty Racist On Barstool Sports Broadcast
http://deadspin.com/sideline-reporter-gets-pretty-racist-on-barstool-sports-1781727626

Little girl sidewalk-chalks family of giraffes that are actually dicks
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/293189/little-girl-sidewalk-chalks-giraffes-dicks/

This is like something straight out of HBO's Silicon Valley. Did Google manipulate search results in favor of Hillary? - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFxFRqNmXKg

Bernie's campaign manager owns Victory Comics in Falls Church - http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/2015/07/bernie-sanders-campaign-manager-has-a-secret-identity-comic-book-store-owner/

Democrats Will Learn All the Wrong Lessons From Brush With Bernie
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/democrats-will-learn-all-the-wrong-lessons-from-brush-with-bernie-20160609

The Greasy Strangler trailer (NSFW)
http://www.traileraddict.com/the-greasy-strangler/red-band-teaser-trailer

Euro 2016 starts today.
http://digg.com/2016/euro-full-schedule-how-to-watch-stream-tv

Man Caught Stealing Entire Buffet Of Meat....In His Pants
http://www.wdjx.com/man-caught-stealing-entire-buffet-meat-pants/

Campaign Announces Clinton Has Entered Incubation Period After Securing Nomination - http://www.theonion.com/article/campaign-announces-clinton-has-entered-incubation--53055

Great job, Hulk!
Gawker Files for Bankruptcy After Losing Hulk Hogan Privacy Case
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-06-10/gawker-files-bankruptcy-after-losing-hulk-hogan-privacy-case

I stopped showering and everything was fine - http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/06/i-stopped-showering-and-life-continued/486314/

Arlington Mom: Swim Instructor’s Man Boobs Should Be Covered Around My Daughter
https://www.arlnow.com/2016/06/09/arlington-mom-swim-instructors-man-boobs-should-be-covered-around-my-daughter/