Saturday, September 10, 2016

Ping my balls by COB, Thyaaaaanks

Argentina and Barcelona footballer Lionel Messi has been sentenced to 21 months in prison for tax fraud. - http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36721892

Bears, Alaska, Live Stream - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtUucAcQoaE

Poop Facts - http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/gut-week-fecal-sampling-video/

This batman sketch is hilarious - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVW6SH2bjYQ

historical photos fused with modern ones - https://sethtaras.wordpress.com/know-where-you-stand/

two kiwis - http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/kiwi-baby-head-1.jpg

Delicious lego art - http://136136tary.blog136.fc2.com/

For your significant other - http://i.imgur.com/kFU0zEE.jpg

Rescue bird dancing (first comment made me giggle) - http://imgur.com/gallery/z49xCGQ

Nails it every time - http://imgur.com/3dXJk9N

NSFW - Curly hair
http://i.imgur.com/lvCmPIQ.jpg

Cops Find Denard Robinson Passed Out Asleep In His Car After He Drove It Into A Pond
http://deadspin.com/cops-find-denard-robinson-passed-out-asleep-in-his-car-1783172943

THIS IS FUCKED. Alton Sterling shot, killed by Louisiana cops during struggle after he was selling music outside Baton Rouge store
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/la-cops-shoot-kill-man-selling-music-baton-rouge-store-article-1.2700548

Twitter has live video now which is kinda cool (anything to help the stock price plz) .... Here is Wimbledon -->
https://twitter.com/i/live/750261221098594304

10 days in jail seems pretty light for this . . .
http://whdh.com/news/us-world/maryland-hairdresser-caught-on-camera-poisoning-co-worker/

@Rosenbergradio loses it on police officer over #AltonSterling killing #EbroInTheMorning
https://twitter.com/HOT97/status/750711077265170432

My surrogate hometown - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horneytown,_North_Carolina

some dude in Sterling wanted to go on a Ft. Hood style rampage https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/former-national-guardsman-accused-of-plotting-attack-to-support-isis/2016/07/05/317eb4f0-42c1-11e6-8856-f26de2537a9d_story.html

Snoop Dogg? http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/06/politics/snoop-dogg-democratic-national-convention/

Angel-Haired aid worker memoir ridiculed - http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-36716288
reminded me of this Onion bit from a couple years back. http://www.theonion.com/article/6-day-visit-to-rural-african-village-completely-ch-35083

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Monday, September 5, 2016

Only Baby-Carrot-Dicks are still at work

I feel bad for this guy, but it also pisses me off that he received a $1.2M signing bonus at age 20 to basically be a worthless baseball player with a very low chance of ever getting to the show. Would you give your right eye for that much money?
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/16648299/philadelphia-phillies-prospect-matt-imhof-loses-right-eye-freak-training-accident

We should all go on this, and then never leave
http://usat.ly/27N93Hr

Cruise ship rescues 300 migrants at sea. - http://www.cruiselawnews.com/2016/05/articles/rescue-1/ncl-cruise-ship-rescues-migrants-at-sea/

Amazing 4th of July Post - https://imgur.com/gallery/0QSznEB

Daily Show tries to figure out the Bernie supporters who are now going to vote for Trump - http://digg.com/video/daily-show-bernie-supporters-trump-hillary

NSFW - Topless in pink jogging shorts
http://i.imgur.com/mxxWiG5.jpg

23 Reasons to visit Croatia - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/europe/croatia/articles/croatia-best-things-to-see-and-do/

Sunday, September 4, 2016

Let me Cosi your Potbelly in the Corner Bakery, gurl

Rio Olympics will be a disaster - https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jun/29/rio-de-janeiro-mutilated-body-beach-olympics-volleyball

No mo cheap gas in NJ - http://www.fox29.com/news/167662467-story

NSFW - on the high balcony
http://i.imgur.com/4dRjOxQ.jpg

Ibrahimovic update - https://twitter.com/Ibra_official/status/748533508298129409

Inside an Elite Hamptons Sex Party
http://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a21298/inside-a-hamptons-sex-party-for-the-elite/

Tom Hanks Plays the Reluctant Hero in Sully Trailer
http://www.vulture.com/2016/06/tom-hanks-plays-the-reluctant-hero-in-sully.html

Horrifying Upper East Side Feces Attack: Video Shows Man Grab Woman, Shove Bag Of Poop In Her Pants - http://gothamist.com/2016/06/30/ues_feces_attack.php

Snack Giant Mondelez Makes Takeover Bid for Hershey
http://www.wsj.com/articles/mondelez-makes-takeover-bid-for-hershey-1467297248

Why Does Every New Restaurant Look Like A Factory?
http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2016/06/29/483306505/why-does-every-new-restaurant-look-like-a-factory

Real Estate Goals....
http://www.wsj.com/article_email/eight-of-connecticuts-thimble-islands-list-for-78-million-1467298783-lMyQjAxMTA2NjM4MDMzNjAwWj

Crystal Pepsi making a comeback
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/06/30/crystal-pepsi-the-clear-90s-hit-makes-a-return.html

Taiwanese fire-fishing is cool and kind of beautiful to watch - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdZwsNhHBtI

More Taiwanese fire-fishing, this one has a better angle to help you see what's going on - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWM6GLaZNQA

Naked man takes over Times Square, screams about Donald Trump
http://nypost.com/2016/06/30/naked-man-takes-over-times-square-screams-about-donald-trump/
and
Naked Times Square guy is actually a super-hot model
http://nypost.com/2016/06/30/naked-times-square-guy-is-actually-a-super-hot-model/

Caravan Palace - Lone Digger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4

Saturday, September 3, 2016

Y IS THERE FRIED RICE IN UR PUBES, GARY?!

GOT finale on pace to be the most viewed episode of the series
http://www.vulture.com/2016/06/game-of-thrones-season-finale-most-watched-ever.html

Bernie Sanders: Democrats Need to Wake Up
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/29/opinion/campaign-stops/bernie-sanders-democrats-need-to-wake-up.html?_r=0

Switzerland anyone?
http://www.thelocal.ch/20160623/geneva-to-get-cafe-fellatio-by-end-of-year

This made me lol pretty good: https://imgur.com/gallery/ix7o5Fq

HBO’S ANY GIVEN WEDNESDAY PREMIERES TO TEPID RATINGS AND REACTIONS
http://awfulannouncing.com/2016/any-given-wednesday-ratings-bill-simmons.html
this article from Time Magazine is much worse:
http://time.com/4379557/review-bill-simmons-hbo-any-given-wednesday/

THIS WILL MAKE YOU MAD - https://archive.is/uULD2

This "high-tech" kid's water bottle pisses me off. Why the fuck does a water bottle need to connect to the internet, ever? - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/gululu/gululu-the-interactive-bottle-that-keeps-kids-hydr

Marcus Willis (the 500 something ranked tennis player that just lost to Federer today) has a HOT girlfriend.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3665875/Marcus-Willis-s-girlfriend-arrives-cheer-player-against-Roger-Federer.html

So much for the fourth amendment .. amiright law bros?
http://www.businessinsider.com/supreme-court-ruling-may-increase-duis-2016-6

Fan uploads video of Derrick Rose getting injured in NBA 2K
http://knicks.247sports.com/Bolt/Fan-uploads-video-of-Derrick-Rose-getting-injured-in-NBA-2K-46035299

The Coolest new gadget of the 21s century! (NSFW) - https://imgur.com/gallery/iAwZ1lZ

Andy Cohen Welcomes John Mayer & Bob Weir To ‘Watch What Happens Live’
http://www.jambase.com/article/andy-cohen-welcomes-john-mayer-bob-weir-watch-happens-live

Friday, September 2, 2016

Hot Australian Babes

Funny songz about Cleveland -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM

Here's Chris Christie Showing Off His 'Rambunctious Gyrating' Dance Moves With Jamie Foxx
http://www.businessinsider.com/video-chris-christie-dances-with-jamie-foxx
here is the shorter gif...
http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/539a79b9eab8ea7f16b8948a/christie-gif.gif

Volkswagen to Pay Up to $14.7 Billion to Settle Diesel-Emissions Claims
http://www.wsj.com/articles/volkswagen-to-pay-up-to-14-7-billion-to-settle-diesel-emissions-claims-1467117548

DUI suspect drove a mile with victim lodged in windshield
http://nypost.com/2016/06/28/dui-suspect-drove-a-mile-with-victim-lodged-in-front-windshield/
and another one, http://wtnh.com/2016/06/28/woman-drove-for-hour-with-body-impaled-in-windshield-say-investigators/

Iranian Hulk weigh 343 lbs (24.5 stone) and will eat you like kabob
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3656198/The-incredible-Iranian-Hulk-24-stone-near-solid-muscle.html

DC problems, this is depressing...
http://www.popville.com/2016/06/well-this-is-depressing/

GoT Spoiler - Jon Snow's real name
http://uproxx.com/tv/jon-snow-targaryen-game-of-thrones/

Looks like KD is not considering the Wiz at all during free agency and why it can be a good thing for the franchise:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wizards-insider/wp/2016/06/27/kevin-durant-did-wizards-a-favor-now-they-can-focus-on-these-nba-free-agents/