Butt Plugs w/ Built in GPS

Fellow BroBlast member started a new website, give him page views, wax his salami - "A nice compliation of interesting reads for the modern intellectual/renaissance man (or woman)" - http://patrickreads.com/
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NSFW - Smoking hot babe with fit babylons - http://imgur.com/a/ofbwC

NSFW - Yams at da beach, bwoyyyyy - http://i.imgur.com/wPeg3ce.jpg

NSFW - Apparently this is a "thing"... who knew...
http://i.imgur.com/a/PxJQo.jpeg

Lolz - I will never get tired of bears waving like humans - http://i.imgur.com/a273bF9.gifv

Mad Max: Fury Road shouldn't exist. It shouldn't have been possible. It certainly wasn't plausible. Hollywood executives are paid to prevent this sort of potential disaster from ever happening. And yet somehow, one 70-year-old man who had been stuck directing children's movies for two decades took a somewhat beloved franchise from the '80s and not only made one of the most badass movies of all time, but also created a legitimate masterpiece of the action genre. - http://io9.com/do-you-realize-mad-max-fury-road-is-a-miracle-1707000166

Chart: The Qatar World Cup Death Toll Is Stunning [Update]
http://screamer.deadspin.com/chart-the-qatar-world-cup-death-toll-is-stunning-1707286095

Nothing like a k-hole to help you shake off a bad case of the feels http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2015/05/28/409800015/ketamine-depression-treatments-inspired-by-club-drug-move-ahead-in-tests Joking aside, this article demonstrates the evil of pharmaceutical companies. Since ketamine is already available generically, pharmas are finding ways to chemically alter it and get the same effects, so they can mark it up and sell it at a much higher price. 

Marty Robbins - Big Iron (chill song)
https://youtu.be/iGmUsJvRv7U

Jerry Jones just caught creeping again
http://www.complex.com/sports/2015/05/new-photos-jerry-jones-creeping-young-women/jerry-jones-3

Guy from Baltimore with no military background starts a Christian Army to fight ISIS - http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2015/04/matthew-vandyke-isis-assyrian-army

FIFA 16 to introduce Women's teams... http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2015-05/28/fifa-16-women

Black Twitter compilation - http://imgur.com/gallery/ftujK



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Luke Warm Farts? Go to Doctor... they should be piping hot...

You ask millennials what they want, it's good coffee, good beer, a place to go climbing, maybe a place to sit down and work for a couple hours," Englert said. http://wtop.com/food/2015/05/%E2%80%8Bjoe-englert-d-c-s-bar-impresario-has-much-more-than-booze-in-store-for-his-next-project/

Vetiver - Can't You Tell (chill song)
https://youtu.be/nR8pfdhr5Hs

'Point Break' First Trailer: Johnny Utah Rides Again
http://deadline.com/2015/05/point-break-first-trailer-1201432994/

LOLmets
http://deadspin.com/with-just-one-retweet-youll-help-a-pathetic-team-give-1706960709

Pretty crazy Fifa corruption arrest story in Switzerland last night
http://screamer.deadspin.com/reports-justice-department-brings-the-goddamn-hammer-d-1707109298
and
US Dept of Justice coming down hard on FIFA officials for racketeering, money laundering, and wire fraud: http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2015/5/27/8665955/explaining-the-fifa-corruption-arrests

Harper's home run was pretty crazy last night, he thought it was just a pop up. http://deadspin.com/bryce-harper-mad-he-flied-out-actually-hits-home-run-1707162184

Tennis star: I'm having sex all the time, but never with tennis chicks
http://nypost.com/2015/05/27/tennis-stud-brags-about-sexual-conquests-but-not-with-azarenka

Tour De Fat in D.C. this Saturday (May 30) - http://www.newbelgium.com/events/tour-de-fat/washington.aspx   General info: http://www.newbelgium.com/events/tour-de-fat.aspx

Awesome Con 2015 in D.C. this weekend - http://www.awesome-con.com/washington-dc/

DC is getting yet another ride share service. Presenting "Split."
http://districtsource.com/2015/05/split-a-new-ridesharing-app-is-out-to-shake-up-d-c-s-on-demand-transportation-scene/

Woman Allegedly Pushed Paddle Away From Fiancé As He Drowned In River
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/woman-pushed-paddle-fiance-drowned/1044999/

NSFW - On/Off Blond Bae
http://i.imgur.com/c7T1wH2.png

NSFW - This is hot as FUCK... wow... sneak peek in between flights...
http://i.imgur.com/N8WvJMk.jpg

Texans are doing Hard Knocks this year http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000493939/article/eight-things-to-watch-on-this-seasons-hard-knocks

Photos of India's Deadly, Street-Melting Heat Wave
http://gizmodo.com/photos-of-indias-deadly-street-melting-heat-wave-1707186192



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Beavers love Cedars

NSFW - Emily Ratajowski on/off - http://i.imgur.com/ukhVIpx.jpg

Dog doing Math LOLZ - http://38.media.tumblr.com/0d5f4f4ece6f4d4bf6d40f555c2caa2a/tumblr_norf3cdeI11s2yegdo1_400.gif

YouTube video shows apparent Albany Park shootout
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-albany-park-shootout-video-20150525-story.html

Great Jeopardy answer
 http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/05/video-jeopardy-incorrect-kinky-boots/

This is crappy as HECK...
Mother found pushing dead three-year-old on a swing in Md. park
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/mother-found-pushing-dead-three-year-old-on-a-swing-in-md-park/2015/05/22/b2acd6fe-00b6-11e5-805c-c3f407e5a9e9_story.html?tid=sm_fb

If you were born in the early 80's, this may hit home...
http://www.popsugar.com/tech/How-Technology-Influenced-Generation-X-37522155

This is how you swipe right on tinder... with class..
http://boingboing.net/2015/05/22/tinder-tender-meat.html

Game of Thrones Musical
http://www.buzzfeed.com/scottybryan/rastafarian-targaryen#.wsdyZ54m4

High School Baseball Team Uses Hidden Ball Trick To Win State Semifinal
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/high-school-baseball-team-uses-hidden-ball-trick-to-win-1706588010

The Awkward Moment That Spider-Man Gives Himself A Concussion At A Children's Birthday Party - http://www.brobible.com/life/article/spider-man-concussion-childrens-birthday-party/

New York DEA Agents Busted for Owning Strip Club That Employed Illegal Alien Dancers
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/05/21/dea-agents-accused-of-owning-strip-club-that-employed-illegal-alien-dancers/

2016 FX Show "America's Crime Story, the people vs. OJ Simpson"
http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2015/05/26/fx-releases-first-official-images-of-john-travolta-cuba-gooding-jr-in-american-crime-story/

45% more likely to get murdered in NYC under Mayor DeBlasio
http://nypost.com/2015/05/26/youre-45-more-likely-to-be-murdered-in-de-blasios-manhattan/

Fat chick gets taser KO'd in Reno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGTb8Asb0Pk

Surfer Is Disqualified From Competition For Pulling The Biggest Bro Move In History
http://www.brobible.com/sports/article/biggest-bro-move-history-surfing-disqualification-martin-passeri/

"Music Is Sacred" (poem) by Jack White: http://pitchfork.com/news/59677-jack-white-pens-poem-music-is-sacred/

The Phillies' GM Is Sick Of All These Fans Who Just "Bitch And Complain"
 http://deadspin.com/the-phillies-gm-is-sick-of-all-these-fans-who-just-bit-1706992204



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Memorial Day farts are coming...

ISIS executes guy with RPG:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PP-1c8ofL4

Next week is gonna be really fucking hot:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capital-weather-gang/wp/2015/05/21/record-challenging-heat-likely-in-d-c-in-mays-final-week/

For the Phish fans out there...
 http://www.frontandcenter.com/trey-anastasio/

Friday squirrel fats -  http://www.imgur.com/gallery/STBLfjY  (lolz)

This list uses a mathematical equation to rank the greatest NBA and ABA teams (all of them) in order from best to worst. It has this season's Warriors team as the 4th greatest all-time, assuming it can win the title I think. The best Washington team was apparently the 74-75 Bullets at #208.
http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-best-nba-teams-of-all-time-according-to-elo/

An artist is making $100,000 a pop off other people's Instagram photos — and it could be totally legal - http://www.businessinsider.com/richard-lewis-instagram-photos-100000-dollars-new-york-new-portraits-copyright-2015-5

Old out of shape man bends it like Beckham - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOsajPeXTmA

Someone Created A Product Called The 'Dick Belt' And It's Not What You Think, Or Maybe It Is
http://www.brobible.com/gear/article/the-dick-belt/

NSFW - two super hot babes being super hot
http://i.imgur.com/7BlG5da.jpg

NSFW - so wholesome...so ready for Memorial Day...
http://i.imgur.com/gPb0175.jpg


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You cray, fish.

Why The Dad Bod Is Worse Than Ebola
https://youtu.be/iQlIPOTbuH8

Ultimate Hotdog Style Guide
http://imgur.com/gallery/7circvL
and pizza dog - http://imgur.com/gallery/5WaMkiR

Chinese Businessman Has Worst Day Ever, Loses $14 Billion In Half Hour
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/chinese-businessman-loses-billions-half-hour/1040245/

Lolz - https://twitter.com/thekidmero/status/594279804532346882

ATL Hawks are SOFT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax3Gdg4Hr3k

The owner of Daikaya shows you how to eat ramen — the right way
http://www.washingtonpost.com/express/wp/2015/05/21/the-owner-of-daikaya-shows-you-how-to-eat-ramen-the-right-way/

"Weirdest Gif on twitter" - lolz - https://twitter.com/mattwhitlockPM/status/600779331921641473

Wacco for Flacco - http://uproxx.com/ksk/2015/05/is-joe-flacco-elite-a-oral-history/

 Once you see the a turd enough times, you'll know when you see it again. Noticed this while watching tv last night. Nice try HBO...
https://youtu.be/SGSE_XPF4_g?t=44s and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15lfITfxMDI


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Losing my dome like Eddard Stark

Semi-NSFW - Camel Toe montage
https://youtu.be/G9tkgWyiF9Q

Brown Bears Enjoy Oral Sex
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/brown-bears-enjoy-oral-sex

Very interesting question...
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/does-the-pope-masturbate-1705475528

2 Drunk Guys Hijack Golf Cart From Sunday's PGA Event And Drive It 5 Miles To Popular Charlotte Bar - http://totalfratmove.com/2-drunk-guys-hijack-golf-cart-from-sundays-pga-event-and-drive-it-5-miles-to-popular-charlotte-bar/

Old Man Jumps Off 500-Foot-High Bridge, Lights Parachute On Fire, Dies
http://deadspin.com/old-man-jumps-off-500-foot-high-bridge-lights-parachut-1705713970

Drunk Bill Murray Celebrates Letterman Appearance by Falling Off Chair
http://gawker.com/drunk-bill-murray-celebrates-letterman-appearance-by-fa-1705705295

LOLMETS:  http://i.imgur.com/5y5r5nI.jpeg

Abusive Elmo on Demand
http://abusiveelmoondemand.com/

Sweetgreen, the salad chain that's raised more than $40 million from tech investors, goes national with first California location - http://www.businessinsider.com/sweetgreen-opens-first-california-location-2015-5

NFL changes extra point rules for next season: http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/12915634/nfl-change-extra-point-kicks-longer-distance

EXCLUSIVE: Grindr Screenshots Reveal Antigay Pastor Is A Top Who Likes To Cuddle
http://www.queerty.com/exclusive-grindr-screenshots-reveal-antigay-pastor-is-a-top-who-likes-to-cuddle-20150518

Lolz! New Nintendo exec is named Bowser...
http://kotaku.com/this-is-doug-bowser-nintendo-s-new-vp-of-sales-yes-n-1705769126

Scorching hot yearbook take: http://i.imgur.com/URYofs4.jpg

Potential Double OT-Winning Goal Disallowed For Being Too Awesome
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/potential-double-ot-winning-goal-disallowed-for-being-t-1705717308
and related... Why Not Allow Kickass Header Goals?
http://deadspin.com/why-not-allow-kickass-header-goals-1705750066

Officials: $40,000 dropped off at D.C. home as intruder held family captive
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/police-investigating-package-filled-with-cash-dropped-off-at-door-of-slain-family/2015/05/20/a100af9e-ff07-11e4-8b6c-0dcce21e223d_story.html?tid=sm_fb

Save the Bees
https://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2015/05/19/announcing-new-steps-promote-pollinator-health

diarrhea song from LOUIE season 5 episode 5 "Untitled"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcUKDIfwAQ4

Letterman - Are these your drums??
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M65Dx0STe2M

Find Out What Your Name Would Be if You Were Born Today
http://time.com/3856405/baby-name-popularity/#

New York Giants' season is already over
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/12921233/will-beatty-new-york-giants-tears-pectoral-muscle-lifting-weights


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If your D was a font, it would be Comic Sans

This is so good, it's being blasted again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj-79LX6uv0 (LOLZ) - Prairie Dog eating

Boomer with the whitest layup ever
http://www.bobsblitz.com/2015/05/boomer-esiason-accidentally-exposed.html

Bear playing Ice Hockey - http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/5/18/8622489/BEAR-PLAYING-ICE-HOCKEY-VIDEO-NOT-A-DRILL

I bet Rastas love saying today's Word of the Day:
tatterdemalion
adjective
1. ragged; unkempt or dilapidated.
noun
1. a person in tattered clothing; a shabby person.
Quotes
He seemed to fit the tatterdemalion apartment perfectly: his dark clothes threadbare, his beard unkempt, his shoes cracked, with his right foot resting on the floor at an odd angle to the other.
-- Chaim Potok, Old Men at Midnight, 2001
Origin
Tatterdemalion entered English in the early 1600s. This term was first written tatter-de-mallian and rhymed with battalion.


'Home-brewed morphine' made possible
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-32780624

Japanese lollipop art is like edible balloon animals
 http://mashable.com/2015/05/19/japanese-lollipops

Dude Gets Busted Jacking Off In A Public Library, Gives The 'My Bad' Hand When Caught
http://www.brobible.com/life/article/guy-masturbating-in-library-my-bad/

Man Halts Bear Attack With Primal Scream
https://www.thedodo.com/man-stops-bear-attack-1150736598.html

Human Resources: Work Friendship and the Hidden Legacy of 'Mad Men'
http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/human-resources-work-friendship-and-the-hidden-legacy-of-mad-men/

A Long-Forgotten, Underground Tunnel in D.C. Is Finally Getting Some Fresh Air: The 75,000-square-foot space underneath the city's Dupont Circle will become an impressive new art space - http://www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/underground-tunnel-dc-finally-getting-fresh-air-180955206/?no-ist

May 19th, 1780 was the New England Dark Day https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_England%27s_Dark_Day

Spoiler alert for anyone who didn't see Sunday's GoT... but if you did, I think you'll agree with me that this senator needs to chill. It wasn't that bad...
http://money.cnn.com/2015/05/19/media/game-of-thrones-claire-mccaskill/index.html

The Scientific and Personal Benefits of Not Masturbating
www.vice.com/read/things-i-learned-while-not-wanking-336

This is kinda cool:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/inspired-life/wp/2015/05/19/want-to-experience-the-deep-mystical-sleep-of-our-ancestors-turn-your-lights-off-at-dusk/
The tl;dr version is that in our modern society, humans sleep in 8 hour (approx.) chunks...but we're actually hard-wired to sleep for a few hours when it becomes dusk...then wake up in the middle of the night in a half-awake/half-asleep trance-like state for about two hours (basically like meditation), then go back to sleep for a few more hours.





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