Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Hans Moleman's D

THIS is how you rollerblade in 2015, lolz
http://i.imgur.com/1ALkAky.gif

Hot Air Balloon Lolz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ewxRhKQT_M

This old Onion article they reposted is great:
http://www.theonion.com/article/donald-trump-stares-forlornly-at-tiny-aged-penis-i-28589 Ha, that article is from 2012 but its the 3rd most popular article on the Onion right now. That CLOWN has been a joke since we were kids. As far back as I can remember, the comedy shows have been making fun of him- late night talk shows, SNL, In Living Color, etc. It was the best when mah man Barry got in on the action https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8TwRmX6zs4

NSFW - Yams + Pool = Goo!
http://33.media.tumblr.com/bd01a484cfa9b377250e6df8849a73c5/tumblr_nqeyjeZu1c1tikcbao1_500.gif

NSFW - See Bae at club, See Bae in your room
http://i.imgur.com/KTEpgBs.jpg

They just showed this joint-making machine on national television in Austria
http://gfycat.com/BrownBlaringGnu

LOLZ - Ted Part 9: The Golden Years
http://i.imgur.com/NgTirA9.jpg

A Stanford grad built a more advanced Instagram, and it racked up 250,000 downloads in its first 36 hours
http://www.businessinsider.com/polarr-app-is-photoshop-for-phones-2015-6

Uber is reportedly losing boatloads of money
http://www.businessinsider.com/uber-reportedly-operating-at-a-470-million-loss-2015-6

Not new or anything, but i love this Key & Peele Skit:
Uncensored - Key & Peele - Mattress Shopping - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl_eJ-zdLrA

Marshawn Lynch jumps into a pool full of skittles http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/6/29/8866577/marshawn-lynch-grabs-crotch-conan-skittles-seattle-seahawks-beast-mode

How did this Fruit Ninja not see that coming? - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upb1XMwKTSI

Jimmy Kimmel asks kids about same sex marriage -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiFDY6N33aw

20 Great Walks Around Washington, DC: City scenes, wetland paths, rocky trails—Washington has plenty of opportunities for you to stretch your legs. - http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/getaways/great-walks/20-great-walks-around-washington-dc.php

This dude is RUTHLESS...
https://twitter.com/NJD107/status/615960454255525888

I am Chris Farley Trailer, documentary comes out July 31  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aofacg_Gy0E

No rules in Australian Football...
http://gfycat.com/PerfumedAjarHorsemouse




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Good Luck & Congratulations

CNN editor in London spots ISIS flag at pride parade and notifies parade organizers and the police... shhh... don't tell her the letters are all dildos and butt plugs, she can't read arabic. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y6qTLf0AI4

Japanese bathrooms really are better - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6hqHq7MLsc

Kpop stars in 3D
Open this simple youtube link in Chrome or Android, and WHAT?! YOU CAN MOVE AROUND LIKE YOU'RE IN GOOGLE MAPS DURING THE VIDEO!  (aka YouTube's new 360 degree playback feature)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujYyE0lfSUk&feature=youtu.be&t=3s

400-Pound Bear Crashes Lehigh University Party, Petrifies Students, Brings No Beer, Gets Tranqued - http://www.brobible.com/college/article/bear-crashes-lehigh-university-party/

 this what the Indian girl from the Harry Potter movies looks like now
https://twitter.com/afshan_azad

Man falls on testicles, hilarity ensues
https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CIrSwx7XAAAWUQq.mp4

How to clear out space on your iPhone fast.
http://www.businessinsider.com/clear-out-iphone-storage-space-2015-6

Sick shots of a great white from a paddle board in California
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvvTs7oh6Ow

History of Confederate Flag - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULBCuHIpNgU

Remember When 39-Year-Old Jerry Seinfeld Dated a 17-Year-Old?
http://defamer.gawker.com/remember-when-38-year-old-jerry-seinfeld-dated-a-17-yea-1714153938

Facebook Is Probably Tracking All Those Rainbow Profile Pictures
http://gizmodo.com/facebook-is-probably-tracking-all-those-rainbow-profile-1714635163

Over 1,000 People Got Sick In France's Version Of 'Tough Mudder' Because The Mud Was Actually Poop (again) - http://www.brobible.com/life/article/1000-sick-mud-run-was-poop/

David Sweat, former escaped prisoner, starts talking, revealing plans
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/david-sweat-former-escaped-prisoner-starts-talking-revealing-plans/

No one wants Nene:
http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/06/29/report-wizards-would-love-to-trade-nene-but-there-isnt-much-interest-around-league



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Cortana is hot, wit dem big blue tiddies

Why this tech startup absolutely insists on hiring from the debate team
http://www.bizjournals.com/washington/blog/techflash/2015/06/why-this-tech-startup-absolutely-insists-on-hiring.html

Brenton Wood Friday Music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpwuxs1fjaM 

Judge attacked by donkey:
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/judge_sues_neighbors_over_injuries_she_suffered_in_donkey_attack/

Judge attacked by zebra:
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/judge_is_mauled_by_familys_pet_zebra_and_hospitalized

Does anyone buy this excuse?
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/bag_of_marijuana_falls_from_lawyers_pocket_in_court_paralegal_provides_expl/

Here is a WaPo blurb on the SCOTUS gay marriage decision:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/gay-marriage-and-other-major-rulings-at-the-supreme-court/2015/06/25/ef75a120-1b6d-11e5-bd7f-4611a60dd8e5_story.html

Dang, universal healthcare AND gay marriage in America by 2015  (LOLZ)
https://twitter.com/broderick/status/614438357586870273

Deep fried Big Mac on a stick
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3140333/The-lethal-burger-created-just-delicious-McDonald-s-fan-creates-ultimate-junk-food-deep-fried-BIG-MAC.html

This dude definitely broke a few ribs:
http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20150625/central-harlem/video-man-takes-flying-leap-over-subway-tracks-faceplants-on-other-side

Action Bronson - The Come Up freestyle (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZPZk3GrBHg&feature=youtu.be

Guy Pretends He Was Chosen in 2015 NBA Draft, Goes Out and Parties in NYC
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2507508-guy-pretends-he-was-drafted-in-the-2015-nba-draft-goes-out-and-parties-in-nyc

Hey China, come and get your whoopin'
http://www.sbnation.com/2015/6/26/8850995/hey-china-come-get-some

Pro-Gun PSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrJjlPH1dqo&feature=iv&src_vid=k1SZurGArxE&annotation_id=annotation_125849

Some gays are going to have to have some awkward convos with their lovers now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jitocz4kB3k

Obama delivers a sick speech in Charleston (start at 1 hour 22 min mark)
http://thehill.com/video/in-the-news/246273-live-obama-delivers-eulogy-for-charleston-victim


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Peter Parker's patent on a penis web-shooter, Patent # T87371-13-8BG8

Charlotte McKinney Says It's BS When Girls Don't Give BJs
http://www.brobible.com/girls/article/charlotte-mckinney-says-girls-should-give-bjs/

This is creepy as heckfire!
http://gothamist.com/2015/06/24/nj_house_watcher.php

French taxi drivers protesting against Uber have caused total chaos in Paris
http://www.businessinsider.com/r-taxi-protests-over-uberpop-block-paris-airports-2015-6

Kanye and Courtney Love Flee Uber Riot
http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2015/06/25/kanye-and-courtney-love-flee-uber-riot.html?via=twitter_page

True Detective Season 2: Opening Credits Episode #1 (HBO)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJJfe1k9CeE

Drunk Guy Rides Moose!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4mlgb5KI0U

All 169 Seinfeld Episodes, Ranked From Worst to Best
http://www.vulture.com/2015/06/every-seinfeld-episode-ranked.html

Young Rays Fan Grabs HR, Saves Siblings
http://deadspin.com/young-rays-fan-grabs-hr-saves-siblings-1713604912

Creative Gig in Philly - https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/crg/5068567123.html

2.5 billion pixel image of early Baltimore
http://bearings.earlybaltimore.org/

Supreme Court Allows Nationwide Health Care Subsidies
www.nytimes.com/2015/06/26/us/obamacare-supreme-court.html

Tovlo - Talking Body (chill song)
http://youtu.be/1Psa4giWBiY

Screech from Saved by the Bell does time
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/tv-actor-dustin-diamond-set-sentenced-stabbing-32013397

Two cops, a helicopter and the dirty conversation heard around the world
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/06/25/two-cops-a-helicopter-and-the-dirty-conversation-heard-around-the-world/

North Mississippi Allstars - Meet Me In The City (chill song) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lnYLmn0lDg

10 Hilarious 'Seinfeld' Stories You Didn't Know Happened In Real Life
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/24/seinfeld-stories-happened-in-real-life_n_7648326.html


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Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Mookie Betts sits down to Pee

Lolz - "Just gonna sit on this stranger's car" - http://gfycat.com/VerifiableLikelyFish

Dad catches fould ball while holding/feeding baby - http://mashable.com/2015/06/23/dad-foul-ball-baby/

Crazy Life Story - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgardo_Mortara

Lolz - Dog Pranks - http://31.media.tumblr.com/627bad4169242253d206fa8b26423c9c/tumblr_noq07i2GW61tpg4boo1_250.gif

Netflix shareholders are about to get richer for the silliest reason possible
http://www.businessinsider.com/netflix-stock-split-boost-share-price-2015-6

Lexus Builds a Functional Hoverboard Prototype
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-06-24/lexus-builds-a-functional-hoverboard-prototype

Drift Trike for all the homies
https://localmotors.com/localmotors/verrado-drift-trike/activity/

Man gets $500,000 from doctors you talked shit about him while he was passed out, but the patient was recording it all on his smartphone. - http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/anesthesiologist-trashes-sedated-patient-jury-orders-her-to-pay-500000/2015/06/23/cae05c00-18f3-11e5-ab92-c75ae6ab94b5_story.html?hpid=z3

This is adorable! Daddy Daughter Beatbox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkakfkiydPw

young Cleveland fan grabs foul ball, makes friends with Miguel Cabrera
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/6/24/8837615/pluckly-little-cleveland-indians-fan-grabs-foul-ball-miguel-cabrera

LOLZ - Sausage chant goes wrong... wait for it...
https://twitter.com/FillWerrell/status/587478714130296832




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Boo-Cakes at the Corn-Fiesta

When Diddies Attack - http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/college-football/story/_/id/13131896/diddy-arrested-ucla-campus-charged-assault-deadly-weapon

NSFW - Fit Babe luring you in
http://i.imgur.com/neUdWe6.jpg

Remarkable Moment Guys Testing GoPro Cams Bust Down Doors To Save Pets During Apartment Fire - http://www.brobible.com/life/article/gopro-cams-pets-apartment-fire/

 Making the case for Iranian tea: The ritual, the taste, the history. Do Iranians make the best tea in the world? - http://www.theguardian.com/world/iran-blog/2014/may/20/-iranian-tea-making-the-case

Andy Samberg and Kit Harington Play Bad Tennis, Have Bad Hair in 7 Days in Hell
http://www.vulture.com/2015/06/watch-the-full-length-7-days-in-hell-trailer.html

Ratatat - Cream on Chrome (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlcywgEMuGI

Skinny jeans given health warning
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-33223045

Before Ser Bronn of the Blackwater became Tyrion's sidekick, he had quite the career in R&B cover songs back in the 80's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5V8ecsrxeY

Visiting Tokyo's Super Mario Cafes
http://kotaku.com/visiting-tokyos-super-mario-cafes-1713298771

Gmail Formally Adds 'Undo Send' Option
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/24/us/gmails-undo-send-option-can-help-end-email-embarrassment.html?_r=0

The Wolf of London Underground
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/6512362/City-worker-openly-snorts-coke-on-London-Underground-train.html#ooid=tiNnlzdTox1hOFI3fzLPTTu6O4C4GKuG

The Growing Right-Wing Terror Threat
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/16/opinion/the-other-terror-threat.html

Apple iOS 9 Leak Confirms Biggest iPhone 6S Change
http://www.forbes.com/sites/gordonkelly/2015/05/26/apple-ios-9-leak-new-features-iphone-6s-changes/

These Teens Just Invented A Condom That Changes Color If You Have An STD http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/condom-detects-stds#.xg1rpQ4PL



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Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Oh, you meant MY ding-a-ling?

Daniel Tosh wore Aaron Hernandez jersey at his show in Boston
http://larrybrownsports.com/everything-else/daniel-tosh-aaron-hernandez-jersey-boston/264973

Songs From True Detective Season 2, Ep 1
http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/first-listen-heres-your-true-detective-season-2-theme-song-the-first-episode-music-cues-20150619

NSFW - Tiger vs. Kitty
https://i.imgur.com/A9pD2dc.jpg

NSFW - At da beach!
http://i.imgur.com/XAbcseU.jpg

NSFW - Hot Tub Boner Machine
http://i.imgur.com/ztzHVxu.jpg

NSFW - Say Yes to THIS dress
http://i.imgur.com/K3oFR4o.jpeg

Dancing Cow - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFQIR1mvxG4

World's Largeset Whoopee cusion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ql1JG76EWY&feature=youtu.be

Updated and Improved!
Fellow BroBlast member started a new website, give him page views, wax his salami - "A nice compliation of interesting reads for the modern intellectual/renaissance man (or woman)" - http://patrickreads.com/
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Baby Elephant Can't Figure Out How His Bath Tub Works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBMKlP5u29Y

NPR listeners outraged by existence of Kim Kardashian
http://www.avclub.com/article/npr-listeners-outraged-existence-kim-kardashian-221144

Microsoft is finally retiring Internet Explorer. To be replaced by new browser.
http://amigobulls.com/articles/exit-internet-explorer-welcome-reprieve-google-chrome-growth

Felix Hernandez's Son Isn't Here For The Bullshit
http://deadspin.com/felix-hernandezs-son-isnt-here-for-the-bullshit-1713057033

Young Rex And Rob Ryan Got Into A Drunken Brawl Over Wingman Ethics
http://deadspin.com/young-rex-and-rob-ryan-got-into-a-drunken-brawl-over-wi-1713093307

Lolz, little kid gets face full of beaver - http://i.imgur.com/yKbZCso.gifv

Smoking Bed Bugs to get HIGH
https://youtu.be/dQLyEb6Zc9Q

Ex-Met Darryl Hamilton found dead in murder-suicide
http://nypost.com/2015/06/22/ex-met-darryl-hamilton-found-dead-in-murder-suicide/

I don't think this is a good thing...
This new underwear uses medical-grade silicone to smooth out your camel toe
http://mashable.com/2015/06/22/underwear-anti-camel-toe/

Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement
http://www.theonion.com/article/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove--33427

Sicilian Town Tells Outsiders: Take Our Homes. Please.
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/23/world/europe/sicilian-town-tells-outsiders-take-our-homes-please.html?_r=0

We're asking every member of the SC legislature about the confederate flag
http://www.postandcourier.com/apps/pbcs.dll/dcce?Site=CP&Date=20150622&Category=StaticPages&Module=15&Class=15&Type=StaticPages&ID=432782



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