God dammit. So many fucking violations. I don't ask anything in return from any bro except for following the god damn rules. FUCK. I was at a three day seminar on bikram yoga of the groin. You just wear a heated air-tight sphere around your body from belly button to knees and do keegle exercises. Pretty intense workout and very informative three days, but that does not give you the excuse to smear your feces in the grates of my A/C unit, figuratively speaking.

Next Violators will be removed for a month.

"I'm getting too old for this shit."
- Sergeant Murtaugh

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Kim Kardashian's IMDb profile before her lawyers had it taken down

watch this bird teach you how to dougie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkelxeeUKcg

Asians eat babies!

http://i.imgur.com/YYLZa.gif

Pendulum WAVE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVkdfJ9PkRQ&feature=youtu.be

Smokin' Gamblin' Partyin' Monks' $1 Billion, 13-Hour Streak

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/05/11/us-korea-monks-idUSBRE84A0A020120511?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=69

new Frankenstein

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/frankenstein/

Great Deal

http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/cto/2996361089.html

Comical Onion article on Game of Thrones

http://www.theonion.com/articles/game-of-thrones-running-out-of-unkempt-old-men-to,28183/

Apparently Alzheimer's research is coming a long way... maybe it'll be cured, or at least we'll know how to prevent it, by the time we're old.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/16/health/research/prevention-is-goal-of-alzheimers-drug-trial.html?_r=1&emc=eta1

This would look great in my foyer:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/15/tyrannosaurus-skeleton-t-rex-auction_n_1517862.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

Oh no, my trendy yogurt! http://www.wtop.com/681/2865208/Opa

Teachers At Massachusetts High School Pull Spectacular Stealth Disco Prank on Unsuspecting Students

http://gawker.com/5910416/teachers-at-massachusetts-high-school-pull-spectacular-stealth-disco-prank-on-unsuspecting-students

Can you imagine a world without lawyers?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u9JAt6gFqM&feature=related

Obama eats Taylor's Gourmet Sammie

https://twitter.com/#!/HuffPostPol/status/202790930909114368/photo/1

Mark Zuckerberg the musical:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_hkk6lFTb4&feature=player_embedded!

Reddit's gif of the day:
http://i.imgur.com/eyoR6.gif

The Verizon Center Will Host March Madness Games

http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=205555

Good luck Oden:
http://www.slamonline.com/online/nba/2012/05/agent-greg-oden-%E2%80%98has-interest%E2%80%99-in-the-miami-heat/

Sissy Nick Mangold waxes his chest

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/blog/eye-on-football/19058015/video-nick-mangold-gets-his-chest-waxed-on-late-night-with-jimmy-fallon

Glenn Beck made more money last year that Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt, and Julia Roberts...combined:

http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/glenn-beck-moves-up-on-forbes-most-powerful-celebrities-list_b128293

Coffee drinking linked to longer life

http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/16/health/coffee-drinking-longer-life/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Minority Babies are now Majority in US - http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/census-minority-babies-are-now-majority-in-united-states/2012/05/16/gIQA1WY8UU_story.html?hpid=z1

Ha, this guy reminds me of Homer Simpson. His picket sign is pathetic- http://news.yahoo.com/video/oddnews-22772304/man-protests-all-you-can-eat-restaurant-29319491.html

KG gets on Tim Duncan's nerves - http://dimemag.com/2012/05/tim-duncan-hates-kevin-garnett/

Saints Vilma sues Goodell

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7942639/new-orleans-saints-jonathan-vilma-sues-commissioner-roger-goodell-defamation

Kinda rad they added onto the electromagnetic spectrum...i thought that shit was pretty concrete

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18072618

Have you seen john conner? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/nick-stahl-missing-termin_n_1520604.html

Sin City 2

http://www.avclub.com/articles/sin-city-2-has-a-release-date-and-poster-and-every,75310/

When tea bagging goes wrong..

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7942726/alabama-crimson-tide-fan-charged-lewd-act-vs-lsu-tigers-fan

ESPN's Going To Produce A Bunch More 30 For 30 Films

http://deadspin.com/5910420/espns-going-to-produce-a-bunch-more-30-for-30-films

What is Kolevari? http://articles.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/2011-11-25/news-and-interviews/30440629_1_tamil-nadu-rage-tamil-words

The real story of how Severin got booted from Facebook

http://www.businessinsider.com/how-mark-zuckerberg-booted-his-co-founder-out-of-the-company-2012-5

Lacrosse Fight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8rhO9ry_Lew

30 for 30 short film on pete rose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt65UxXjj7o&feature=player_embedded

CANNONBALL - http://insidemovies.ew.com/2012/05/16/anchorman-2-poster/

Ollie the Bat Dog

http://adayolderadaywiser.blogspot.com/2012/05/ollie-bat-dog.html

Junior Seau's home burglarized

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7935928/junior-seau-home-was-burglarized-7-report-says

The Best of Booker Corrigan (Lax Announcer) 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yoSli_JJKCA

Comical SNL skit

http://www.hulu.com/watch/360875/saturday-night-live-funkytown-debate#s-p2-sr-i1

24-Year-Old Finance Guy Asks All His Dates To Complete A Creepy Survey Afterward

http://deadspin.com/5910779/24+year+old-finance-guy-asks-all-his-dates-to-complete-a-creepy-survey-afterward

I hope this happens

http://larrybrownsports.com/olympics/russell-mark-borat-mankini-lost-bet/135695

Can't wait to see this movie, looks great http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/celebrity_photos/celebrity_photos_may_Pz7Cg3E6fPQoAiBTb8IglJ?photo_num=18

Grease set riddled with Travolta's Gayness

http://www.newser.com/story/146226/travolta-put-his-mouth-on-grease-co-star-conaway.html

Uh oh… Cops, Witnesses Back Up George Zimmerman's Version of Trayvon Martin Shooting

http://abcnews.go.com/US/trayvon-martin-documents-released-shooting-george-zimmerman/story?id=16371852#.T7WyjL-H_J3

Meet The Boxing Coach Whose Specialty Is Training "A Bunch Of Fucking Nerds, Wall Street Guys"

http://deadspin.com/5911163/meet-the-boxing-coach-whose-specialty-is-training-a-bunch-of-fucking-nerds-wall-street-guys

interactively explore energy and material resource use in US cities:

http://urbmet.org/

Letter to Roger Goodell http://ocnnreport.com/2012/05/11/my-letter-to-roger-goodell/

new wes anderson flick: moonrise kingdom

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/13/movies/wes-andersons-moonrise-kingdom-with-bill-murray.html?hpw

The Seed - No More (chill song):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqEoKjAbrlg

Toots & the Maytals - Beautiful Woman (chill song):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7yJUaKYKzM

beauitful woman (chiller version)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=gMHY3GEhdsc

Turning a Phrase - how to write more better

http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/05/14/turning-a-phrase/?ref=opinion

Cant stop watching this http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=ykuTKwbRwF0

Kenny powers Out takes

I can't believe how much of a rebel he is!!

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/justin-bieber-18-ive-had-a-beer-2012165

Giants SB ring is huge http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/7936831/champion-new-york-giants-unveil-super-bowl-xlvi-ring

RIP CAPS http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/eulogy-remembering-2011-12-washington-capitals-204144408.html

How to End this Depression http://www.nybooks.com/articles/archives/2012/may/24/how-end-depression/

Schlenker's Famous http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2012/05/how-the-professor-who-fooled-wikipedia-got-caught-by-reddit/257134/

Whites Account for Under Half of Births in U.S.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/17/us/whites-account-for-under-half-of-births-in-us.html?_r=1&hp

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Commodus the Merciful?