Jackie Aprile did Beansie wrong

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Watch the video! 
Chinese villagers found a flesh-light and thought it was a mushroom. It made the news!
http://www.tntmagazine.com/news/weird/video-chinese-news-reports-discovery-of-mysterious-new-mushroom-actually-discarded-male-masturbation-aid

NSFW! (Straight up Porn)
Octomom porn clip NSFW NSFW
http://m.pornhub.com/video/show/title/Octomom-Leaked-Footage/vkey/493674040?utm_source=embed&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=embed-logo
Sorry about the Mobil link

Talib doesn't like the shackle shoes
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/therootdc/post/adidas-sneakers-js-roundhouse-mids-spark-outrage-from-rapper-talib-kweli-and-others/2012/06/18/gJQA5EHlnV_blog.html

Harry Reid quotes Bryce Harper.  Clown Question Bro.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/post/harry-reid-uses-thats-a-clown-question-bro/2012/06/19/gJQAdEeSoV_blog.html

Japan continues to be weird as shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo2GdL8TdA8&feature=relmfu

She should have 1) bought it online to begin with and 2) not told them what she's going to do with it after buying it.  Dumb broads.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/iranian-american-woman-says-apple-refused-sell-her-002456511.html

I like this photo
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2012/06/16/baby-bjorn/

For NBA fans
http://devour.com/video/uncle-drew/

This got me boned up
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/hot-girl-gif.gif

This is pretty interesting. Peeps keep saying that boxing will die soon and yet Mayweather and Pacquiao are making out like bandits. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/18504482

Prostate Cancer Symptoms :Optimus Prime gets Prostate Cancer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hn5v0WT4dk

Kings of Tomorrow - No te vaya (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaJw0SA0B6I
Sounds like Alternative New Age Porn Soundtrack

Careful Canine Reaches for ball (Life lesson here, if you want it, get wet and grab it)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JhEPYnU5dCE

Turning to Frogs for Illegal Aid in Horse Races
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/06/20/sports/horse-racing-discovers-new-drug-problem-one-linked-to-frogs.html?_r=2&src=me&ref=general

Interesting lil blurb on booze- http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2012/06/19/155366716/what-america-spends-on-booze?ps=cprs

Mangold plumper in Olympics
http://deadspin.com/5918181/olympics-field-guide-holley-mangold-nick-mangolds-window+busting-superhuman-sister

Grammar Police
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702303410404577466662919275448.html

Tyler Hansbrough At The Bar Chugging A 40 In A Brown Paper Bag?
http://deadspin.com/5919955/tyler-hansbrough-at-the-bar-chugging-a-40-in-a-brown-paper-bag-tyler-hansbrough-at-the-bar-chugging-a-40-in-a-brown-paper-bag

WELCOME TO WASHINGTON DC MOTHAFUCKA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7knC8U3188&feature=player_embedded

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ADAM COROLLA DROPPING TRUTH BOMBS:

NY Post - The lesson you learned from a sexual harassment seminar was "Don't hire chicks." Do you hate working with women?

"No. But they make you hire a certain number of chicks, and they're always the least funny on the writing staff. The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, "Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome."

The "are women funny" debate has grown very contentious. You're not worried about reactions to this?

I don't care. When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds. When it comes to comedy, of course there's Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey, Kathy Griffin — super-funny chicks. But if you're playing the odds? No.

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was? Honestly.
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4th of July accessories
http://meredithbklyn.tumblr.com/post/25519319750/yoquieropancakes-carlovely-two-suzy-kuzy

How I Saved A Coked Up Miles Davis After He Crashed His Lamborghini
http://jalopnik.com/5919954/how-i-saved-a-coked-up-miles-davis-after-he-crashed-his-lamborghini

Hockey Players don't like LeBron
http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/blog/eye-on-hockey/19390835/hockey-players-dont-think-too-fondly-of-lebron-james-at-end-of-game-4

Well said!
http://imgur.com/gallery/SRtBV  (MUST READ FOR ALL BROS)