I like today's word of the day:
zeugma \ZOOG-muh\, noun:
The use of a word to modify or govern two or more words when it is appropriate to only one of them or is appropriate to each but in a different way, as in to wage war and peace or On his fishing trip, he caught three trout and a cold.
Security Removes Biden's Rowdy Buddies From Auditorium
http://www.theonion.com/articles/security-removes-bidens-rowdy-buddies-from-auditor,29880/?ref=auto
Pittsburgh Teacher gets Knocked Out by student
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YgJEfLbvUE&feature=player_embedded
Aj and Mj 22 month old twins falling asleep while eating
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl5Ci2OXpNA&feature=player_embedded
Doing One-Armed Push-Ups While Speed-Solving a Rubik's Cube is the Pinnacle of Human Achievement http://gawker.com/5950935/doing-one+armed-push+ups-while-speed+solving-a-rubiks-cube-is-the-pinnacle-of-human-achievement
Fla. man accused of returning used enemas
http://www.wtop.com/267/3074737/Man-allegedly-returned-used-enemas
Woman at VP debate calls Obama a communist, gets confronted by Chris Matthews and can't explain what a communist is http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2E87gciwebw
A NFL player took a shit while on the sideline, and got the gameball because nobody noticed.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/wes-welker-larry-izzo-once-got-game-ball-150601138.html
Oh sick, another fucked up Rob Zombie movie...
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=95516
If There's One Thing to Remember About the VP Debate, It's That Joe Biden Laughed His Way Through It http://gawker.com/5951162/if-theres-one-thing-to-remember-about-the-vp-debate-its-that-joe-biden-laughed-his-way-through-it
The worst acting i've ever seen in my life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCj8sPCWfUw
The Many Gesticulations Of Joe Biden
http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/the-many-gesticulations-of-joe-biden
Woman arrested for hand sanitizer DUI
http://www.wtnh.com/dpp/news/crime/woman-arrested-for-hand-sanitizer-dui#.UHhEGlHz7Mp
Omar S - Set it out (chill song) (chill DJ set) dude's from Detroit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtWqAxeDeEk
SF Giants' Lincecum gets a Facial "Now i know what chicks feel like"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1fvFJFez-vs
beano cook with a great bro move. atta guy.
http://deadspin.com/5951291/heres-one-of-the-best-beano-cook-stories
'Friday Night Lights' Creator Accuses Mitt Romney of Plagiarism in Threatening Letter
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/friday-night-lights-creator-accuses-378606
Werth Riding Things
http://jwerthridingthings.tumblr.com/
Sick Prank Idea:
Crack a small hole, about 1 cm x 1 cm in a raw egg, ejaculate into it. then super glue
the shell back onto your little hole. once the glue dries, put it hole-side down in the egg carton
and wait till your family/makes a jizz omelet while you die from laughter.
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