Steubenville Your Way into my Heart

How is this guy still alive? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Shulgin

This place is Supposed to DOPE: http://www.yelp.com/biz/harth-mclean

Pain & Gain: Where the Real-Life Sun Gym Gang Characters Are Now
http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2013-04-04/news/pain-and-gain-where-the-real-life-sun-gym-gang-characters-are-now/full/

India Pakistan Wagah Attari Border Closing Ceremony  (aka a sick Mustache contest and walk-off contest) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ0ue-XGl9c

Nuggets get on board with the Italian celebration (good gif):
http://nba.si.com/2013/04/04/danilo-gallinari-italian-celebration/

Argentine soccer team Arsenal fights it out with Brazilian military police at a soccer match - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/9970824/Arsenal-players-fight-with-armed-police-on-the-pitch-after-Atletico-Mineiros-Copa-Libertadores-victory.html

Watch: Danilo Gallinari hits transition three, cues perfectly Italian celebration
http://nba.si.com/2013/04/04/danilo-gallinari-italian-celebration/

Paul Pierce Named His Newborn Son Prince Paul Pierce
http://www.slamonline.com/online/nba/2013/04/paul-pierce-named-his-newborn-son-prince-paul-pierce/

North Korea's official Twitter and Flickr feeds taken over by hackers
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/apr/04/north-korea-twitter-flickr-hackers

Why the war on drugs is more morally repugnant that drugs themselves:
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2013/04/the-war-on-drugs-is-far-more-immoral-than-most-drug-use/274651/

Bills WR Stevie Johnson Suggests On Twitter That North Korea Bomb Foxboro, Mass
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2013/04/04/bills-wr-stevie-johnson-suggests-on-twitter-that-north-korea-bomb-foxboro-mass/

Victor Cruz signs with Jay-Z's sports agency
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/victor-cruz-signs-with-jay-z-agency/182280

Hilarious Baseball Photo
http://larrybrownsports.com/baseball/konerko-getz-kuntz-photo/182258

Angler lands two big bass at once, including one trying to swallow the other
http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/excursions/post/angler-lands-two-big-bass-at-once-including-one-trying-to-swallow-the-other/

Interesting hypothetical of the chain of events that could lead to the next Korean War - http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2013/04/03/tell_me_how_this_starts

LOLZ comics
http://pbfcomics.com/252/

Only God Forgives Official Red Band Trailer #1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YqAeVosG4zI

Fight Over Woman Ends in Death After Man Shoves a Foot Up His Friend's Ass
http://gawker.com/5993612/fight-over-woman-ends-in-death-after-man-shoves-a-foot-up-his-friends-ass

This is the awesome hacked North Korea pic: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/north_korea_twitter_and_flickr_accounts_OSiEAid7zqcT2BxCssuxVL

QB Move Graphic
http://twitter.yfrog.com/nrjtoj

Important video of the real president meeting kid president:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TssZ9Uma1-w&feature=youtu.be

SICK! Javale McGree reality show!
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1592912-javale-mcgee-and-mom-pamela-finally-get-reality-series-millionaire-mamas-boy

This is a pretty solid list of NYC Restaurants: http://gothamist.com/2013/04/03/the_8_best_classic_restaurants_in_n.php

Dwight Howard has missed as many free throws this year as Steve Nash has in his entire career:
http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2013/04/04/steve-nash-dwight-howard-free-throws/2052547/

7 Emoticons That Should Exist But Don't… Yet
http://www.thecrosbypress.com/2013/04/04/7-emoticons-that-should-exist-but-dont-yet/

Chris Bosh got robbed: http://www.tmz.com/2013/04/04/chris-bosh-police-report-watches-burglary-rings-cash/

I fucking hate TMZ, but check out these hot mom boobs
http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_pz46jrh6/

Big ole yammies: http://dlisted.com/2013/04/04/well-least-ho-let-her-bump-breathe

Don Draper's broads:
http://www.businessinsider.com/a-list-of-all-don-drapers-women-2013-4#

Space:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/03/pictures/130329-best-space-pictures-239-mars-auroras-space-science/

Vermont Farmer Building Sailboat To Transport Produce To NYC
http://gothamist.com/2013/04/03/vermont_farmer_building_sailboat_to.php

So glad I don't have to worry about getting into college...
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324000704578390340064578654.html

 Cersei from GoT is apparently broke as shit:
http://www.tmz.com/2013/04/04/queen-cersei-lena-headey-broke-divorce-bank-account/?adid=hero1

Two Chicks Going At It In The Health Department After Finding Out They Both Got An STD From The Same Dude
http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/two-chicks-going-at-it-in-the-health-department-after-finding-out-they-both-got-an-std-from-the-same-dude/

Tarantula The Size Of A Human Face Discovered
http://news.sky.com/story/1073751/tarantula-the-size-of-a-human-face-discovered

LOLZ! Jerry Sandusky Horrified By Behavior Of Rutgers Basketball Coach
http://www.theonion.com/articles/jerry-sandusky-horrified-by-behavior-of-rutgers-ba,31926/