YULE LOGS IN YO FACE

Bros,

It was a great year of BroBlasting. I know I still owe you guys the results from the last Survey. I'm a lazy/busy piece of shit, but I'll get it done.  I also have a batch of new questions for the next BroSurvey.  For the new BroBlast members that have not experienced a survey yet, just ask the bro that referred you. There may be one or two more BroBlasts in 2013, but for all intents and purposes this is the last one. Your beloved comish is done working for the man this year. 

One thing I want to leave you bros with.  There is no reason... i repeat, NO REASON, for you to wear a beanie while you are lifting weights/exercising in an indoor gym.  Oh you have long hair? wear a bandana, rubber band, or sweatband. I'm so sick of these "LOOK AT ME I'M SO FUCKING COOL CUZ I WEAR A BEANIE IN THE GYM" fucking douchebags. FUCK.  That's all, just had to get it off my chest before New Years Eve.

Smooches,

A.G.

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The Secret History Of The War On Public Drinking
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/14/public-drinking-laws_n_4312523.html

The La La Christmas Song by Sleeve
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_Br3cpKHzA

DOGECOIN: How A Thing That Started As A Joke Become The Hottest Digital Currency In The World http://www.businessinsider.com/what-is-dogecoin-2013-12

Chuck Norris' reply to JCVD's awesome truck splits
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-D1KVIuvjA

Dog vs. Baby over bed
http://i.imgur.com/Amb8UyN.gif

Lizard's Revenge
http://i.imgur.com/xScY4Vo.gif

NSFW - Bird Drawings
http://imgur.com/a/GaA15

NEVER FORGET: 10 Years Ago Today, Joe Namath Wanted To Kiss You
http://deadspin.com/10-years-ago-today-joe-namath-wanted-to-kiss-you-1487103791

In regard to yesteday's Income Inequality NPR piece: http://economix.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/12/10/rethinking-the-idea-of-a-basic-income-for-all/?_r=0

Asshole driver doesn't believe in bike lanes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hJ_hzjlQsw

Little Richard's Personal Life section is very interesting
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Richard#Personal_life

Giant Horse Conch
http://www.weather.com/video/yikes-earths-ugliest-cannibal-42315
(the chick news anchor that presents this video, Jasmine Bailey, turns me on A LOT... her voice, her expression....and every time she says "horse Conch"....wow.. Much boner.)
I think this is her: http://www.linkedin.com/pub/jasmine-bailey/41/801/83

I think this may have been blasted long ago, but remember good ole Wojtek the Bear
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)

The Odyssey, Full Movie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzLhXEPEw6w

Best Christmas scene ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro9EgTXrAb8

Dog Stops on Command
http://i.imgur.com/mtCmWi4.gif

Daily show said goodbye to john Oliver last night, he's getting an HBO show
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy3dxWqrglQ&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DJy3dxWqrglQ

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes | Official Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_9-3Fj3ZdI

Experimental animation meets pottery (cool video)
https://vimeo.com/82012299

113 most mystifying, monumental, mesmerizing and magical sports memories of 2013
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/specials/best-sports-moments-of-2013/?eref=sihp

Air Force General Fired for Awesomest Overseas Drunken Bender Ever
http://gawker.com/air-force-general-fired-for-awesomest-overseas-drunken-1487083877

The One Hidden iPhone Feature That's Freaking Out The Competition
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dan-lyons/qualcomm-insider-apple-64_b_4468123.html

Here Is A Horse Running Free On The Streets Of Chicago
http://deadspin.com/here-is-a-horse-running-free-on-the-streets-of-chicago-1487340296

NSFW - Massive Attack - Paradise Circus (Zeds Dead Remix) (Full vag and yams on YouTube?!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjSVdQwqA3E

Last min amazon prime gift ideas
http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/last-minute-amazon-prime-gifts-for-everyone-in-your-life

Barry Diller's PR Exec Thinks AIDS Is Hilarious Tweet Material
http://gothamist.com/2013/12/20/barry_dillers_publicist_thinks_aids.php

Manliest way to garden: Flower Shell Lets You Plant Seeds with a 12-Gauge Shotgun
http://laughingsquid.com/flower-shell-lets-you-plant-seeds-with-a-12-gauge-shotgun/

Jugo De Hombre

For all of you bros w/  Radical Brown Dads
http://radbrowndads.tumblr.com/

Jennifer Lawrence Recalls the Time Her Maid Found Her Butt Plugs
http://gawker.com/jennifer-lawrence-recalls-the-time-her-maid-found-her-b-1486355069

This penmanship is oddly satisfying to watch
https://31.media.tumblr.com/f533e51cc513e54cc46f66a686443274/tumblr_mxwywdyNYr1t4o62mo1_250.gif

wow...so this is a thing...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo

There is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.
http://i.imgur.com/jNtaDTi.jpg

Photoshop goes both ways. Merry Xmas!
http://vimeo.com/81847258?thatgerhard

Secret part in HOME ALONE 1... this will blow your mind
http://m.imgur.com/Nvu2gAo

Auburn RB Tre Mason sent Jason Dufner's (PGA Golfer with hot wife) wife, Amanda, a Christmas gift...also, some hot photos of her at the bottom
http://bustedcoverage.com/2013/12/18/auburn-rb-tre-mason-sent-jason-dufners-wife-a-christmas-gift/

New Beck album out in February: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morning_Phase
More info on new Beck album: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/blogs/alternate-take/becks-long-road-to-morning-phase-20131121

Al Goldstein Dead: Porn Pioneer, Publisher Of Screw Magazine Dies In NYC
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/19/al-goldstein-dead_n_4472905.html

Larry Klayman in huge CNN smackdown
http://www.politico.com/story/2013/12/larry-klayman-don-lemon-jeffrey-toobin-cnn-national-security-agency-101271.html
Here's a longer clip:
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/12/17/tea-party-activist-larry-klayman-heckles-cnns-don-lemon-youre-an-ultra-leftist/

Seahawks fans might have to endure 49ers billboard in Seattle
http://www.latimes.com/sports/sportsnow/la-sp-sn-49ers-billboard-20131218,0,4622079.story#axzz2o2E4AmnW

Great piece on income inequality by NPR this morning. Guy gets paid 16 bucks an hour, has benefits, but never gets more than 30 hours a week. He has to go to a fucking food pantry to feed him and his daughter sometimes, and he works for Google. http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/12/17/251992536/security-guards-at-big-tech-companies-struggle-with-low-pay

Obama on Crack Policy
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/20/us/obama-commuting-sentences-in-crack-cocaine-cases.html

If you used a debit/credit card at any TARGET store (or online Target between November 15 and December 19 this year, then your information may have been compromised.  Monitor your cards to make sure there is no fraudulent activity.
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/20/technology/target-stolen-shopper-data.html

The internet does not like Fedoras
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fedora-shaming
and LOLZ: http://imgur.com/a/obPM1

Old, but good. Kid Gets Xbox Prank on Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK4zCSXA9co

Angry scientist finds an uneducated internet comment and delivers an epic response...
http://www.quickmeme.com/p/3vqjb0

Ronaldinho has still got it, apparently. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_cHUluwBbBs

Semi-NSFW - Sean Penn's daughter is ridic HOT
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/safe-to-say-sean-penns-daughter-can-get-it-but-may-be-dumber-than-a-bag-of-rocks/

Rubber Band Machine Gun with unique Fast Charger
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/11447722/rubber-band-machine-gun-0

King Khan & The Shrines - Bite My Tongue (Chill Song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtZccp4vtLQ

Mmm... Molder/Scully Sexual Tension

In Japanese myth there's a creature called the Ashiaraiyashiki. It is a giant, unwashed foot that appears before you and demands to be washed. If you don't wash it, it will rampage through your house. http://hyakumonogatari.com/2010/08/18/the-washing-foot/
and also, Beware of Eyeball Butt!
http://hyakumonogatari.com/2012/08/19/shirime-eyeball-butt/

Panty Melter X-Treme! PUPPIES!
http://i.imgur.com/MO8jUU9.gif

The New York Knicks, In One Tidy End-Of-Game Bungling
http://deadspin.com/the-new-york-knicks-in-one-tidy-end-of-game-bungling-1484669140

This is how I would majestically traverse the ocean floor, if i were Marine Life, of course
http://beautifuldecay.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/xue11.jpg

So I saw on Twitter that there is a college QB that plays for UCF and his name is Blake Bortles. I laughed at such a silly  name, so naturally I had to Google to put a face to this silly ass name. Lo and behold, I Google image searched his name and about 2 pics of him came up and the rest were of his smoking hot girlfriend, Lindsay Duke. Bortles is just a simple looking country boy.
http://gamedayr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/blake-bortles-girlfriend-lindsey-duke-7.jpg
http://gamedayr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/blake-bortles-girlfriend-lindsey-duke-2.jpg
http://gamedayr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/blake-bortles-girlfriend-lindsey-duke-6.jpg


This is a metaphoric representation of what your sig. other's weekend is like when you're out of town.  http://24.media.tumblr.com/277285cfe2e4e22e9472bff8cf63d326/tumblr_mj1yfwcDXS1r0uk07o1_250.gif

NSFW! WEIRD! I'M SORRY (sort of)
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/src/1387241806036.gif

Asus PadFone coming to a 'very big' US operator next year: New PadFone mini unveiled as part of a new strategy
http://www.theverge.com/2013/12/11/5199214/asus-padfone-us-launch-big-operator


Capitals to host 2015 NHL Winter Classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4uHcnrnA78

Scholars Protest Charles Koch's Donation to Catholic University
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2013/12/scholars-protest-koch-brothers-donation-catholic-university

Mafia boss put a contract out on Johnny Carson after he drunkenly chatted up the wrong girl at Frank Sinatra's favorite Manhattan bar http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2451322/Mafia-boss-contract-Johnny-Carson-chatted-girl-Jillys-Saloon-Manhattan.html

 Vodka and tequila infused into 1? Sounds gross and desperate.
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/looks-like-theres-a-new-vodkatequila-in-town/

This Adorable Dog Doesn't Quite Get Swimming
http://gawker.com/this-adorable-dog-doesnt-quite-get-swimming-1484303508

Meet the Robot Telemarketer Who Denies She's A Robot
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/12/10/meet-the-robot-telemarketer-who-denies-shes-a-robot/ 

The record was finally broken! Leave it to Uttar Pradesh - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/16/10-stillborn-babies-delivered-birth-india_n_4455300.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

This makes me angry.  If that makes me a scrooge, then Fahk eht!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2kjoUjOHjPI
(The mom's hot though)

Actual Naked Yoga (NSFW)
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xqisq2_sara-jean-underwood-naked-yoga_redband?autoPlay=0

22 Jump Street Trailer
http://defamer.gawker.com/merry-christmas-here-is-the-22-jump-street-red-band-tr-1484296083/@maxread

VCU players participate in lip-sync video with patients at a hospital
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaab-the-dagger/vcu-players-participate-lip-sync-video-patients-hospital-011759283--ncaab.html

Fucking great Del http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=wZovTzdR55w

Long Island cop gives a guy a ticket for washing his car in his own driveway
http://www.autoblog.com/2013/12/16/ny-police-officer-ticket-car-washer-own-driveway/?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000588

Multivitamins are a waste of money. Told y'alls - http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/16/health/multivitamins-studies/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

How does one man have access to so many passed out people?
http://www.blogcdn.com/slideshows/images/slides/210/872/0/S2108720/original.gif?v=1

WHO WOULDN'T LOOK!?!? C'MON
http://www.blogcdn.com/slideshows/images/slides/200/191/5/S2001915/original.gif?v=1

Even if you're not a hockey fan...  Best goal cam shot EVER!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOLD6is7otI

NSFW Brooklyn Decker: http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/guess-that-ass-626/

NSFW NIP SLIP: http://img140.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=76647_decker2_123_46lo.jpg

Next party you host....Key Party or Rainbow party?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Group_sex#Key_party

Deltron 3030 - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7FxVSDLonY

Judging By Google Searches, Here Are The Things Americans Were Most Clueless About in 2013  http://www.fastcompany.com/3023565/fast-feed/judging-by-google-searches-here-are-the-things-americans-were-most-clueless-about-

The Man Issue (Portlandia)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTcvmmOkqJI

Gluticure: Primping the Nails in your Bhole

This is Amber Stratton, aka Scumbag Stacy (NSFW)
http://imgur.com/a/oDE0k?gallery

Lizard Tongue RG3
http://goo.gl/shQPnm
Who did it better?
http://goo.gl/tpWnHE
or
http://sanger.dk/

8 Other Amazing Asian Hot Sauces To Try
http://www.buzzfeed.com/caydenm/7-other-amazing-asian-hot-sauces-to-try-with-two-hk4p

Great Xmas Idea: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1767027342/squishy-forts-pillow-fort-construction-kits

Watch David Stern Choking In Slow Motion, Because It Is Fun
http://deadspin.com/watch-david-stern-choking-in-slow-motion-because-it-is-1482800395

Even more on this whack job South Africa interpreter:
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/12/13/south-africa-sign-language-interpreter/4009717/

real life homeland shit, missing american working for CIA?
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/missing-american-iran-was-working-cia

Apocalypse, New Jersey: A Dispatch From America's Most Desperate Town
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/apocalypse-new-jersey-a-dispatch-from-americas-most-desperate-town-20131211?print=true

How you know Jesus's Birthday is coming: http://www.imgur.com/gallery/e8J2lAn

Paul Rudd's ongoing prank on Conan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RImuHaQV2V4

Beyoncé posted a pic of vegan cupcakes and then someone wrote this... http://pic.twitter.com/K0m79XpTpA

Astronaut Jones; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddD80NAmLJM
Astronaut Jones Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7sjXAvHRS8

Gordon Talks Dirty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIesCd4I4hU#t=40

The time has come for NYC bros to pick up yoga. Co-Ed Naked Classes in Chelsea
http://gothamist.com/2013/12/12/of_course_coed_naked_yoga_classes_a.php

I enjoyed this bear pic.
http://deadspin.com/the-deadspin-2013-bear-of-the-year-1482730626

The PFT Commenter Roast of Robert Griffin III
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/12/13/5201162/the-pft-commenter-roast-of-robert-griffin-iii


Howard Stern Contest Winner Won Date With Prostitutes, Died Minutes Before Getting Laid
http://www.tmz.com/2013/12/13/howard-stern-contest-johnny-orris-prostitute-bunny-ranch-dennis-hof/

21-year-old Florida man sentenced to death for beating, shooting to death, and burning a 15-year-old boy
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-death-row-sentence-michael-bargo-20131213,0,7682410.story

Good Football GIFS
https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7331/11388763163_75abc52762_o.gif
and
http://media1.sulia.com/static/user_images/67/2013-12-15/ed5d20be-0fc5-40d7-9212-539501e774b6.gif

Great Touchdown dance: http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/SWINGING-BALLS-ANTONIO-BROWN.gif
Great Touchdown dance #2: http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2013/09/tddance.gif
Great Touchdown dance #3: http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Antoni-Brown-Gets-Down-Vimeo_hd_settings.gif

The Bengals punter breaking his jaw:
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJPivVna6cwsVDluyh8NFYeQBDf78Q4-vD5vqaJzpACU8oL4Vu0q27yvXnDe_10VTa6m_hgbX2U6KYO2Q_FIr52Blc5mrbo9byJdGMH6R719uBh7buUp1o08vIUyyS_Uv8z3xsNnM-DoA/s400/punter11.gif

I feel this word from time to time...
misoneism \mis-oh-NEE-iz-uhm, mahy-soh-\, noun:
hatred or dislike of what is new or represents change.

Food will cheer you up
http://www.buzzfeed.com/samimain/happy-little-foods-that-know-you-can-do-this

Doge Soap: http://31.media.tumblr.com/bafd9d6c3902ca21c8d4e7a3e75e1253/tumblr_mr696b9BGu1szim6vo1_400.jpg

Doge Car: http://skreened.com/render-product/b/l/h/blhkyamxzqyyudaglkuz/doge-white.american-apparel-unisex-athletic-tee.athletic-black.w760h760.jpg

Red Doge Redemption: http://www.lolbrary.com/content/832/red-doge-redemption-53832.jpg

Doge magazine: http://1mut.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/doge-doge-doge-1mut.com-1ed.png

NSFW Nipple Slip! http://i.imgur.com/kmlxqsV.jpg

Elvis Is Back... And He's Sixteen And Canadian
http://sourcefed.com/elvis-back-hes-sixteen-canadian/

Canadian Beer Pong... Alco-hockey
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2013/12/13/5206888/alcohockey-candian-beer-pong

Weird human/animal hybrid sculptures - http://beautifuldecay.com/2013/12/13/grotesque-human-animal-hybrid-sculptures-liu-xue/

Buffalo stands up for his friend against a small lion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpnERlsfBFc

The Drums - Days (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuC1bCoH2TY

This is a pretty crazy article about US govt coverup of Saudi govt officials involvement in planning and executing the 9/11 attacks: http://bit.ly/1kM4P7v

China landed on the moon: http://www.businessinsider.com/china-has-landed-on-the-moon-2013-12

Adrien Broner memes come strong after loss to Marcos Maidana
http://larrybrownsports.com/boxing/adrien-broner-memes-marcos-maidana/213903

LAPD shot a runaway driver dead on TV last night.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/passantino/la-driver-in-high-speed-chase-shot-dead-by-police-on-live-tv

Mike Francesa and YES Network to split up after 10-year relationship
http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1547751

Celebrities edited into Classics: http://imgur.com/a/jLUxO These are pretty funny, and I know some are old

SRV & Roadie - Bad Ass Recovery: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HPlYFBzD8o

Aaron Hernandez, such a "giver" around the holidays
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/aaron-hernandez-letting-other-inmates-respond-to-fan-mail/214070

Cat fails in an icy jump http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d7aruKYkKs

RG3 looks like the bad guy from Monsters inc. https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSYr98QgD1qxyElCOdcEfVif3Kugf_RtQeb_0S2K1B1idrsVotYC_AIMvbfhw9tfMsJakFIIGpRfIW4NC3EfaEuvieHyfDoGCvqDpxjHyzRrdmADaejxrExNsjoM0Z1GR5stN50HtgseU/s1600/RG3+Compare.jpg

Dog hates bath https://vine.co/v/hQ7pj2PY5lT

Young girl jumps like a horse --> http://vitaminl.tv/video/1619?ref=fbs

Artsy Korean goyl http://www.zdouf.com/3140/what-a-girl-in-korea-did-has-everyone-talking-its-brilliantly-beautiful-see-for-yourself/

This is pretty badass.  What it would be like going through a wormhole
http://iacopoapps.appspot.com/hopalongwebgl/

Climate change expert's fraud was 'crime of massive proportion,' say feds
http://investigations.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/12/15/21911592-climate-change-experts-fraud-was-crime-of-massive-proportion-say-feds?lite&preview=true

VICTIMS of OBAMACARE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8UgK6ltQTfM

60 Minutes: NSA speaks out on Snowden and spying - http://www.cbsnews.com/news/nsa-speaks-out-on-snowden-spying/

Conspiracies 'n Shyte
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/login.php

Woman sicks dogs on TV reporter Lady
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul018_u5ZIs

Awesome Clown Collection - $180 (Fairfax)
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bar/4240224790.html

Ejack vs. Egg Nog, What's her Favorite?

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Panty Melter Puppy fun!
http://www.imgur.com/gallery/idUVX03

NSFW NSFW NSFW!
NSFW: http://all-hotgirls.tumblr.com/post/69749241095/more-hotties-http-all-hotgirls-tumblr-com

The Pussification of America Continues...
http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/eye-on-baseball/24372580/mlb-set-to-ban-homeplate-collisions-needs-mlbpa-approval

"Hi, my name is Erica."
http://imgur.com/gallery/fWgfPCZ

Nats new relief pitcher http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/jerry-blevins-swiftly-changes-homemade-washington-nationals-uniform-222932138--mlb.html

The Mandela interpreter story gets better:
http://gawker.com/fake-sign-language-interpreter-hallucinated-angels-du-1481803427

Funny Sprint Commercial www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRibRj770J8&feature=youtu.be

The combo Conan, Kevin Hart and Ice Cube is pretty good no matter what they do:
http://teamcoco.com/video/ice-cube-kevin-hart-conan-share-lyft

Heart of freakin gold, I tell ya https://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/827054190.gif

Rangers draft Russell Wilson
http://espn.go.com/dallas/mlb/story/_/id/10124529/texas-rangers-take-seattle-seahawks-qb-russell-wilson-draft

Police: Teens break into lavish mansion, party, leave with stuffed leopard
http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/12/justice/california-mansion-break/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

Billy On the Street: Christmas Carol Ambush with Amy Poehler
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8a51e4c6ce/billy-on-the-street-christmas-carol-ambush-with-amy-poehler

15 Wedding Announcements From Couples With Deeply Unfortunate Names
http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/incredible-wedding-announcments-from-couples-with-unfortu

Nice save:
http://www.cbssports.com/nba/eye-on-basketball/24373462/video-dad-saves-daughter-at-knicks-games-from-getting-snelld

Some of the strangest baby shower cakes ever...
http://www.parentsociety.com/pregnancy/17-horrifying-baby-shower-cakes/1/

Steve Urkel Cars
http://www.bbc.com/autos/story/20130419-microcars-timeless-allure

Another variation of DOGE --> CATE
http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/581251-doge

Phteven/Tune the Chiweenie --> http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/phteven-tuna-the-chiweenie

TV Funhouse Christmas (for good old times sake)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD1CoTIpEoE

Use this on your sig. others. They'll love it: http://woofmaker.com/
Home Alone fun.

John Boner today:
https://vine.co/v/h2bnqLTpqxZ

B-Plugs for Pugs

David Chang (the star Chef) wants to use Kickstarter to raise $6B to buy the Redskins from Snyder - http://www.uproxx.com/sports/2013/12/chef-david-chang-wants-use-kickstarter-try-buy-redskins-dan-snyder/

Alligator Attack Compilation (Bungee jump one is fake tho)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c96_1355923731

Uruguay legalizes the sale and production of marijuana
http://rt.com/news/uruguay-legalizes-sale-marijuana-987/

31 Delicious Things You Need To Eat In NYC This Winter:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelysanders/nyc-winter-food-tour

This. GIF. is. Amazing.  FOR ALL BROS
https://i.imgur.com/r7cq0g5.gif

The Zen of Boat Building
http://www.marthasvineyardproductions.com/boatbuilding.html

Cheap Sports Jerseys
http://tteroom.com/

The Sign Language Interpreter At Mandela's Memorial Was 'A Complete Fraud' Making Nonsense Gestures
http://www.businessinsider.com/mandela-sign-language-interpreter-fake-2013-12

Bay Shore bandit steals truck with toys for sick kids
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local/long_island&id=9355806&rss=rss-wabc-article-9355806&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Mike Shanahan's brilliant last act: making everyone forget that he sucked - http://www.hogshaven.com/2013/12/9/5191564/must-read-mike-shanahans-brilliant-last-act-by-kc-clyburn

10 rules for dealing with police  - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4nQ_mFJV4I

To Thy Own Selfie Be True, But Not In All Places At All Times
http://www.npr.org/blogs/codeswitch/2013/12/10/250027162/to-thy-own-selfie-be-true-but-not-in-all-places-at-all-times

Slovenian fourth tier club use live cannons in goalkeeping drill
http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/thetoepoke/id/5545?cc=5901

FOR ALL BRODOM: Twitter Account that gives you links to stream most popular TV shows: https://twitter.com/MiscLiveStream

Entrepreneur or Criminal?
http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/10/justice/california-revenge-porn-arrest/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Real Mice Chess Set
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/10/taxidermied-mice-chess-set_n_4419838.html

52 NSFW black guys commentate the Victoria's Secret fashion show
http://bustedcoverage.com/2013/12/11/52-nsfw-black-guys-analyze-the-victorias-secret-fashion-show/

Apple gets patent for curved-screen manufacturing technology
http://blogs.marketwatch.com/thetell/2013/12/10/apple-gets-patent-for-curved-screen-manufacturing-technology/

Amir Johnson going Deebo on Kawhi Leonard http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1884333-amir-johnson-puts-kawhi-leonard-on-his-back-with-devastating-block

Shaqtus going Deebo on Gordan Giricek when he was with the Suns http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1884930-shaq-once-knocked-out-phoenix-suns-teammate-with-sleeper-hold

D.C. police officer who took nude pics of young teens made bail, then jumped into the Potomac like a boss - http://wtop.com/109/3522446/DC-officer-pulled-from-water-near-Hains-Point

Lamar Alexander's chief of staff being investigated for kiddie porn - http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/12/11/senators-chief-of-staff-under-investigation-involving-child-porn-allegations/?hpt=hp_t2

New York Could Be Third State To Legalize Pot
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/11/new-york-legalize-marijuana_n_4426553.html

New York's Second MLS Team May Have Its Stadium
http://deadspin.com/new-yorks-second-mls-team-may-have-its-stadium-1481164930

NSFW BIG TIME, Candice Swanepoel nudie
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/taylor-swift-asking-if-she-should-be-in-the-victoria-secret-models-only-picture-is-so-taylor-swift-bonus-candice-swanepoel-naked-picture

Gerrymandering:
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/12/us/politics/obama-midterm-election.html

Dude shatters leg into a million pieces on trampoline
http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/super-page/dude-shatters-leg-in-1-million-pieces-on-trampoline-jump/

Poor guy...
Girl Friend-Zones Guy Caught by Security Camera
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd2aNEHKj1o

whole collection of snow dick art
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/snowdicks-overwhelmed-the-northeast-last-night/

Each new group of young women entering the workforce has started at higher avg wage v. men http://www.pewsocialtrends.org/2013/12/11/10-findings-about-women-in-the-workplace/

Goldberg from Mighty Ducks into Water Sports
http://www.tmz.com/2013/12/08/mighty-ducks-goldberg-peeing-on-girlfriend-restraining-order/#ixzz2mzRt2GOn

Orange Sherbert Sharts

Why I Believe Jameis Winston's Accuser
http://deadspin.com/why-i-believe-jameis-winstons-accuser-1479782169

Ernest Hemingway and Fidel Castro shaking hands after Fidel won a fishing competition hosted by Hemingway in Havana, Cuba, May 15, 1960. http://i.imgur.com/ovWXe2N.jpg

This made LOL:
"Apparently college girls dress like Han Solo these days"
http://i.imgur.com/kI8B6ki.jpg

This dude is a boss.
Mark Wagner - Money is Material
His site: http://markwagnerinc.com/

Malta
http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2013/12/08/travel/08-malta.html

Dr. Dog Christmas Album -  http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2013/12/09/dr_dog_christmas_ep_oh_my_christmas_treet_is_streaming_listen_audio.html

Here is every Rocky film showing the structure and film progression. It even shows when and how often the montages occurred. http://fathom.info/rocky/

Emily Rajatkowski NSFW
http://i.imgur.com/hAP5j3A.jpg

Nina Agdal NSFW
http://i.imgur.com/4HZpUf8.jpg

The Hess Truck's Here! How It Became a Holiday Tradition
http://adage.com/article/news/hess-truck-a-holiday-tradition/245592/

Knockout game backfires - http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/knockout-game-backfires-when-woman-defends-herself-against-attacker#

 NSFW - girl with her boobs against the glass
http://i.imgur.com/FydyUa1.gif

3D Printed Doge
http://www.dailydot.com/business/3-d-printed-doge-shiba-wow-so-printed/

How to make the perfect French Fries
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2010/05/perfect-french-fries-recipe.html?ref=search

'Ugh, Flub': Jake Tapper and Brooke Baldwin's CNN Segment Takes a Terribly Wrong Turn
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/ugh-flub-jake-tapper-and-brooke-baldwins-cnn-segment-takes-a-terribly-wrong-turn/

35 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze Bears Rout Of Cowboys
http://bustedcoverage.com/2013/12/10/35-nsfw-black-dudes-analyze-bears-rout-of-cowboys/

 Selfies at funerals: http://selfiesatfunerals.tumblr.com/

Otis Redding was only 26 when he died, and I never knew he stole this song from the Black Crowes - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWItBTevUdg

Lulu Lemon Founder RAYCESS
http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/super-page/did-people-know-that-the-founder-of-lululemon-came-up-with-the-name-because-its-hard-for-asians-to-pronounce-it/

Snyder won't fight Shanahan if he benches RG3-10
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/daniel-snyder-would-not-stop-mike-shanahan-benching-rg3/213503

New Phantogram song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W97JLBc7C8k

That hot babe from SHAMELESS.  Semi-NSFW
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2521164/Emmy-Rossum-bares-cleavage-angle-stunningly-sexy-Esquire-magazine-shoot.html

Merry Catmas --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHI8M1K2LXs  JINGLE CATS

Kitty Pryde & Riff Raff - "Orion's Belt" (Official Video) (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NNbeS-_EEA

A mysterious law that predicts the size of the world's biggest cities
http://io9.com/the-mysterious-law-that-governs-the-size-of-your-city-1479244159

Manchengo Mammaries

One of the best DOGE pics I done ever seen: http://imgur.com/gallery/O2NQNvP

Baby orangutan getting his belly rubbed http://i.imgur.com/PUSDPY7.gif

Lucky Guy (only one aspect of this photo is NSFW)
http://www.lememe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/xbox.jpg

new Broken Bells song
http://wxrt.cbslocal.com/2013/12/06/broken-bells-release-new-holding-on-for-life-video-watch/

Weird NSFW Subreddit... www.reddit.com/r/masserect

Boney M Daddy cool (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtxlCsVKkvY


 this guy Greg "Kracken" Hardy is a nut. He wears eye-black all over his face, uses those contacts that make your eyes white, and says he went to Hogwarts for college.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Hardy
http://deadspin.com/greg-hardy-is-kraken-and-he-went-to-hogwarts-1479293828
and
https://www.google.com/search?q=greg+kraken+hardy&safe=off&espv=210&es_sm=93&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=_zClUvb_E-PhsATyuoA4&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1600&bih=795#es_sm=93&espv=210&q=greg+kraken+hardy&safe=off&tbm=isch

Ice cubes found at the Chinese KFC chain were 12 times dirtier than toilet water-and 19 times the national bacteria level standard
http://www.franchiseherald.com/articles/3778/20130724/kfc-ice-12-times-dirtier-toilet-water-report.htm

Mitch McConnell Inflates Throat Pouch In Show Of Dominance Over Fellow Congressional Males http://www.theonion.com/articles/mitch-mcconnell-inflates-throat-pouch-in-show-of-d,34747/

Veteran D.C. police officer was running a prostitution ring out of his Southeast Washington apartment, where they found a 16-year-old girl who had been reported missing http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/dc-police-search-home-of-officer-in-prostitution-investigation/2013/12/05/964b7d98-5de3-11e3-be07-006c776266ed_story.html

Washington post columnist absolutely roasts Snyder and Shanahan:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/is-mike-shanahan-or-daniel-snyder-to-blame-washington-doesnt-deserve-either-of-them/2013/12/08/346ccb90-6068-11e3-8beb-3f9a9942850f_story_1.html
Also, Unfortunately Wilbon called the Redskins-bed-shitting we are currently witnessing years ago: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2013/12/09/michael-wilbon-called-this/

Funny Sheli Manning: http://www.nj.com/giants/index.ssf/2013/12/chargers_fans_have_fun_with_sheli_manning_picture_in_end_zone.html

David Simon: 'There are now two Americas. My country is a horror show'
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/08/david-simon-capitalism-marx-two-americas-wire

"This is the video update for me riding through Iran, on my journey from Malaysia to the UK on my Honda C90." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2LEgowbzSc

New Mexico cop fired for shooting at minivan full of kids
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/12/07/new-mexico-cop-fired-for-shooting-at-minivan-full-of-kids/

Japanese nipple makeup is a thing, and it is real (semi-NSFW)
http://i.imgur.com/2BwrrMo.png

The Takeout Item Left on Bloomberg's Plate
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/09/nyregion/city-council-expected-to-vote-on-bloombergs-proposed-ban-on-foam-containers.html?_r=0

Steelers Player Fingers Dolphins player's butthole
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ-7gaYJ-cQ

19 GIFs of Animals Knocking Out Kids Because We All Need This Right Now
http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/2208d855b7/gifs-of-animals-attacking-kids

This DC Bar has been open for some time now, but here are some things you may not have known about the bar, Thomas Foolery
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/2013/07/15/12-craziest-things-about-thomas-foolery-opening-wednesday/

Man Commits Suicide in Mall After Girlfriend Refuses to Stop Shopping
http://gawker.com/man-commits-suicide-in-mall-after-girlfriend-refuses-to-1479660064

Short men don't stack up with NYC women
http://nypost.com/2013/12/08/short-men-dont-stack-up-with-nyc-women/

All these pictures scare the shit out of me - http://twentytwowords.com/2013/12/03/victorian-parents-hiding-pictures-keep-babies-still-long-enough-portrait-20-pics/

Sounds like the most fun Super Bowl ever "You will be allowed to have food in your car and have drink in you car. And provided you're in the boundaries of a single parking space, you'll be able to eat or drink right next to your car" http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/10109826/no-tailgating-parties-super-bowl-stadium

Rebecca Black's long awaited follow up, she's kinda chubby now... meh... (best part is at 3:30) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVCzdpagXOQ

Pretty elaborate trick to get someone to stop consuming so much alcohol, the guy already has 5 DUI's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfvPPPc_UTs1

She will take you in the mouth, sir

Nelson Mandela Becomes First Politician To Be Missed
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nelson-mandela-becomes-first-politician-to-be-miss,34755/

This dude's name is awesome!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokyo_Sexwale

DIRDS!  New type of animal
http://iwastesomuchtime.com/on/?i=83852

Justin Hinds & The Dominoes - Natty Take Over  (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkX5OW3G0Lw

How a drum sounds based on where it's played
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY-f68J5PPo

Detroit Newscast Uses Photo of Alex Rodriguez for Nelson Mandela
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/12/a-rod-mandela-news-detroit-photo.html

Noel Gallagher, not an Arcade Fire fan, thinks they're buried in their own assholes.
http://musicfeeds.com.au/news/noel-gallagher-arcade-fire-need-to-pry-themselves-out-of-their-own-asshole/

Awesome new car ad (DOGE STYLE)
http://i.imgur.com/mGBnjRZ.png

Look What Happened When This Games Company Offered An Absurd '$5 More' Black Friday Deal http://www.businessinsider.com/this-is-brilliant-marketing-cards-against-humanity-offers-5-more-black-friday-deal-and-sales-spike-2013-12

Obama lived with Kenyan Uncle prior to Law School -  http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/12/05/obama-lived-with-kenyan-uncle-prior-to-law-school-white-house-says/

USA World Cup Draw: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/soccer-insider/wp/2013/12/06/2014-world-cup-draw-results/?Post+generic=%3Ftid%3Dsm_twitter_washingtonpost

Singer in Phantogram, Sarah Barthel, is HOT
http://sirensofsong.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/SarahBarthel_WhenImSmall.jpg
http://www.mademan.com/chickipedia/sarah-barthel/

These are all really cool wooden maps of various bodies of water: http://www.belowtheboat.com/

If you like Windows Tablets...
http://news.cnet.com/8301-10805_3-57614760-75/microsoft-to-slash-dell-windows-8.1-tablet-to-$99-for-a-day/

Semi-NSFW
Here's the hot chick that did the World Cup drawings this year.
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/give-brazil-credit-they-know-how-to-get-america-interested-in-the-world-cup-draw/

Family Guy Brian coming back
http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/39-family-guy-39-alert-brian-dog-coming-170345411--abc-news-celebrities.html

These guys are so fucking high http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=I4ix1HSzpWE

Mandela - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stjSK0efE-w

well, it's too late now, but today was work naked day
http://www.news.com.au/business/worklife/friday-6-december-is-work-in-the-nude-day/story-e6frfm9r-1226776444086_out.

Nips dipped in Nutella

RIP Mandela: http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/05/world/africa/nelson-mandela/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

I ENJOY THIS WORD
slumgullion \sluhm-GUHL-yuhn, SLUHM-guhl-\, noun:
1. a stew of meat, vegetables, potatoes, etc.
2. a beverage made weak or thin, as watery tea, coffee, or the like.
3. the refuse from processing whale carcasses.
4. a reddish, muddy deposit in mining sluices.

NBA's Portland Trail Blazers use Apple's iPad in-game to make real-time adjustments
http://appleinsider.com/articles/13/11/26/nbas-portland-trail-blazers-use-apples-ipad-to-watch-game-tape-make-real-time-adjustments-

Oldest Human DNA Reveals Mysterious Branch of Humanity
http://news.yahoo.com/oldest-human-dna-reveals-mysterious-branch-humanity-181139436.html

FSU Ginger Ballboy
http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/super-page/this-highlight-package-of-fsus-ginger-ballboy-red-lightning-cracked-me-up/

Knife-Wielding Woman Orders Husband To Perform Cunnilingus
http://jezebel.com/5682569/knife+wielding-woman-orders-husband-to-perform-cunnilingus

Full hour-long set: Mike Birbiglia: What I should have said, was nothing (comedy)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlaA0_z4Rgg&feature=youtu.be

oh, c'mon...fuck you Jay-Z...
Beyonce and Jay-Z Are Vegan Now
http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/beyonce-jay-z-vegan-now-162100214.html

Iceland grieves after police kill a man for the first time in its history
http://www.pri.org/stories/2013-12-03/iceland-grieves-after-police-kill-man-first-time-its-history

Rob Ford is so versatile...politician...sports analyst...he can do anything:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2013/12/05/rob-ford-on-new-allegations-rgiiis-knee-redskins-name/

Mitch Hedberg - Club Sandwich
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyFvGL3Z5F8

Semi-NSFW - Burlesque Dancer Twerks To Beethoven, And It's As Amazing As It Sounds
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/classical-twerking-happens-twerk-beethovens-5th-symphony/

Part 2 of the fight where the ASU old man fan kicks the kid in the face:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_3550588011&feature=iv&src_vid=7Psaj63V7SY&v=Hf3tg-rjv14

===============================================================================
I was just reading an article about North Korea which made me wonder about tourism there.

I found this article (http://travel.cnn.com/how-travel-north-korea-042681), which led me to some travel companies that offer tours in North Korea.

I found this one to be quite amusing (http://www.explorenorthkorea.com/)... I've highlighted some of my favorite parts...

Flexible Independent Customized DPRK Tour
For Independent Tour in North Korea You can Start Your Tour Any Time You Want (from 2013 North Korea Customs open all year around).
You can have Your Own Customized Tour in North Korea.  You can choose the places where you love to visit in North Korea but you have to inform us in advance cause we need time to get permission and confirm from North Korea.
Even though Independent you will have North Korean Guide With You all around your trip in North Korea. Truly independent in North Korea is not possible.

Day before  tour  starts

•     Arrive In Dandong, China
•     Meet Guides At Train Station or Airport
•     Check in Hotel in Dandong(Not Included)
•     Hand In Your Passport To Our Guide

BIRTH DAY OF GREAT GENERAL KIM JONG IL TOUR 690euro p/p
15th-18th of Feb

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2-year Old Trick Shot Titus Takes On Bradley Cooper And Channing Tatum
http://www.thebuzz.com/pages/buzzinsider.html?article=11876908

LeBron James to star in basketball comedy movie with Kevin Hart
http://larrybrownsports.com/basketball/lebron-james-movie-kevin-hart/212797

Boop! Panty melter!
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-09/enhanced/webdr02/24/16/anigif_enhanced-buzz-7248-1380052934-12.gif

Panda Bath (panty melter)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS_KLNmxuZo&feature=youtu.be

How your grandparents' life experiences could be in your DNA
http://www.abroadintheyard.com/how-your-grandparents-life-experiences-could-be-in-your-dna/?goback=.gde_158038_member_5813783633999204354#!

 funniest thing i've seen on the internet all day: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1s5l7k/what_is_the_most_desperate_way_you_have_seen_a/cdu55x9
read the comments, and scroll down to the one that says.  "She did porn? Link please"
(don't worry, it is SFW)

If NFL QB's were bald
http://www.mandatory.com/2013/12/05/todays-nfl-quarterbacks-if-they-were-bald/

Crazy cliff jump gone wrong in slo mo
http://nextimpulsesports.com/2013/12/05/watch-cliff-jump-go-horribly-wrong/

Brooks was here

These motherfuckers just got 22 million dollars for expansion
http://www.wtop.com/41/2678578/Georgetown-grads-Sweetlife-lands-them-on-Forbes
(I don't know how you fuck up a salad, but i've tried Sweet Green over a dozen times and it always tastes a little off...  Chop't is better IMO)

I don't give enough fucks to read it, but visually speaking, this Pharrell interview is pretty radical - http://www.complex.com/covers/pharrell-williams-interview-gravitational-pull-2013-cover-story/

SPEAK TRUTH! DOWN WITH THE TSA!
http://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2013/12/02/tsa-department-homeland-security-patriot-act-column/3796127/

OH, SHE DEF. DESERVES THIS PROMOTION
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/12/03/21742320-top-gun-inspiration-becomes-highest-ranking-woman-at-pentagon?lite       /s

Remember the story of that dude you survived in an air pocket in a sunk ship for three days? Well they just released footage of that ish: http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/12/02/watch-the-incredible-moment-divers-inspecting-capsized-ship-find-man-alive-after-nearly-3-days/

Build your own car in an hour
http://www.businessweek.com/videos/2013-10-16/the-first-car-you-can-build-yourself-dot-in-an-hour  (The CEO's name is Francisco Liu... i googled it... there are tons of dudes named Francisco Liu.... weird... http://www.linkedin.com/vsearch/p?orig=SEO_SN&firstName=Francisco&lastName=Liu&trk=SEO_SN)

Dadholes. hahaha..... good skit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvCYJhILyxU&feature=youtu.be

This movie looks good
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/outofthefurnace/

Desmond Dekker - Israelites 1968 (Chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83Y2hv-3UCM

Best Books of 2013
http://www.goodreads.com/choiceawards/best-books-2013

How do be the best Amazon shopper
http://lifehacker.com/how-to-get-reduced-prices-and-save-money-when-shopping-5910524

The Complete Guide to Selling Your Unwanted Crap for Money
http://lifehacker.com/5981335/the-complete-guide-to-selling-your-unwanted-crap-for-money

this is what all the top songs of 2013 mashed up sounds/looks like: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGRQKKaox5Q#t=42

Sesame Street: The Bert and Ernie Christmas Special with Tony Sirico and Steve Schirripa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjABs9poa3Y

LOLZ Hunger Games
http://imgur.com/gallery/W25Guqu

Urban Meyer Hate
http://www.twincities.com/digital-first-media/ci_24646811/column-urban-meyer-represents-everything-wrong-college-sports

World's worst Roads (also see the video in Saudi Arabia at the bottom)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/06/07/a-map-of-the-countries-with-the-most-dangerous-roads/

I don't know this chick cuz I don't watch whatever Food Network show she's from, but she seems hot and loves to party I guess:
http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/04/world/europe/uk-nigella-lawson-court/

Real Scotch, by Ron Burgundy
http://www.rivieraimports.com/ronburgundy.html

Bacons of the World
http://www.belcampomeatco.com/shop/all-products/bacons-of-the-world/


$400 per year subscription to a Tech blog/news site?  PSH....
http://valleywag.gawker.com/would-you-pay-for-another-tech-news-website-1033209697
and http://valleywag.gawker.com/as-we-previously-reported-wsj-alum-jessica-lessins-new-1476426126
also...i have never in my life seen a picture of someone and immediately wanted to punch them in the face more than when i saw that chick's face.... here is the picture isolated. wow....such a smug cunty face....just wow.... http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18w3z242qcw15jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg

Frat Bro Senators
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/how-about-these-three-us-senators-who-live-like-absolute-frat-bros/

Pretty cool graph of how your NFL squad stacks up on O and D: http://regressing.deadspin.com/home-stretch-how-does-your-nfl-team-stack-up-on-offens-1475984880

Everyone Starting New Exciting Stage Of Life Except You
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-everyone-starting-new-exciting-stage-of-lif,34738/

Why Are All The Good Guys Always Taken, Gay, Dead, Or Available?
http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-are-all-the-good-guys-always-taken-gay-dead-or,34699/

Soccer: You don't see how awesome this is until the up-close angle replay near the end- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85RBtrvpQ2g

Yikes, 2 million passwords stolen
http://money.cnn.com/2013/12/04/technology/security/passwords-stolen/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Shirts designed to be untucked (for men)
http://untuckit.com/

I Can't Stop Watching This Old Man Kick An ASU Fan In The Face
http://deadspin.com/i-cant-stop-watching-this-old-man-kick-an-asu-fan-in-t-1476499198

Luis Suárez Just Scored The Goal Of The Season From 40 Yards Out
http://deadspin.com/luis-suarez-just-scored-the-goal-of-the-season-from-40-1476595374

Young The Giant covers R. Kelly (skip to 1:07 to hear actual music)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi1lx4NALbY&list=PLslxeOGneMPsj8qWv5aWAYukwwdzKqH0z

Gorgonzola Taints

10 reasons why open work spaces blow homeless guys
www.fastcompany.com/3022456/dialed/the-10-worst-things-about-working-in-an-open-office-in-your-words

Sounds like something i used to do to Wolverine during our slumber parties... but it's not...
pokelogan \POHK-loh-guhn\, noun:
Northeastern U.S. marshy or stagnant water that has branched off from a stream or lake.

This comedian nails "reverse racism" in 2 minutes.
http://other98.com/how-to-be-a-reverse-racist/

Naked Stripper Dwarf Stage Dive (NSFW)
http://www.thenewportbuzz.com/vine-naked-stripper-dwarf-stage-dive/231313/

For every fourth down of every N.F.L. game in the 2013 season, NYT 4th Down Bot analyzes over 10 years of N.F.L. game data to determine whether a team would have been better off had it punted, attempted a field goal or gone for a first down. Also has a twitter account: http://www.nytimes.com/newsgraphics/2013/11/28/fourth-downs/index.html

LifeLock, an ID protection firm, ran a promotional in which its CEO, being so confident in the service, made his Social Security Number public. This resulted in him being the victim of identity theft 13 times, in addition to a $12 million fine for false advertising.
http://www.tomsguide.com/us/LifeLock-Todd-Davis-Top-Gear-Jeremy-Clarkson-identity-theft,news-6835.html

Man uploads a video to Youtube, downloads that same video, and re-uploads it, 1000 times. This is pretty nuts. http://youtu.be/icruGcSsPp0

NSFW NSFW NSFW!  This chick, her breast, and her smile... are amazing... http://imgur.com/a/h8p54

Most Popular How-To Guides of 2013
http://lifehacker.com/most-popular-how-to-guides-of-2013-1474868022

Brazilian Air Force does Mach 1.1 low flyby over parliamentary building. shatter every single window on it. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=017_1341189767

Winter Olympics! http://m.imgur.com/YCNiTCU

Whoa bros! I kid you not, i listened to this and my wang crawled into my butt and started lobbying to build a vagina where the wang once resided...and it felt good.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/12/01/theres-a-reason-this-a-capella-cover-of-little-drummer-boy-has-gone-mega-viral/

52 ways on how to not be a fat piece of shit
http://www.ivillage.com/52-little-changes-big-weight-loss-results/4-b-394731

Metro-North Engineer Was Dozing Just Before Train Derailment, Sources Say
http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20131203/spuyten-duyvil/metro-north-train-driver-dozed-off-before-crash-sources-say

Portugal. The Man. (chill song)
https://soundcloud.com/portugaltheman/sets/evil-friends/

Cool Guy From Middle School Still Sporting Phat Pair Of JNCOs
http://www.theonion.com/articles/cool-guy-from-middle-school-still-sporting-phat-pa,34730/

This GIF is very accurate, very...
http://tinyurl.com/ly982ah

Nina Agdal just throwing her ass in your face, NSFW
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/guess-that-ass-1132

If anyone can pull this off its the Japanese. http://gizmodo.com/japan-wants-to-ring-the-moon-with-solar-panels-to-power-1474946201

Cyber Monday, age/sex/location?

Pie Chart: A Seasonal Pie For Every Month (On A Chart)
http://foodspin.deadspin.com/pie-chart-a-seasonal-pie-for-every-month-on-a-chart-1472779204

Kate Upton's crack all up in yo face (NSFW)
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/guess-that-ass-617/

How To Make Your Own Mac And Cheese: A Guide For Mad Scientists
http://deadspin.com/how-to-make-your-own-mac-and-cheese-a-guide-for-mad-sc-5964822

Man pretends to slip on banana for law suit
http://dcist.com/2013/11/video_man_pretends_to_slip_on_banan.php

Train derails in NY
http://www.washingtonpost.com/posttv/national/new-york-train-derails-killing-four-and-injuring-63/2013/12/01/93462cca-5acc-11e3-bf7e-f567ee61ae21_video.html

I LIKE THIS WORD:
borborygmus \bawr-buh-RIG-muhs\, noun:
-- a rumbling or gurgling sound caused by the movement of gas in the intestines.

Tell your sig. other this is how you wants Milk & Cookies this Holiday Season (NSFW)
http://i.imgur.com/eHK4n8w.gif  (NSFW!)

Damn. This is Oprah's niece.
http://i.imgur.com/VW5lwiX.jpg

Bucks' Giannis Antetokounmpo's hands are freakishly large
http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/10/21/bucks-giannis-antetokounmpos-hands-are-freakishly-large/
and https://twitter.com/Marco_Romo/status/390230453149368320/photo/1/large

NSFW - This reminds me of those space muppets from Sesame Street that have large mouths and they just make sily noises.  http://i.imgur.com/2Fj8wLA.gif NSFW!

I guess this might be the cutest NSFW gif around
http://i.imgur.com/fOas4WU.gif  (NSFW!)

Vernon Davis Tackled By His Dick
http://deadspin.com/vernon-davis-tackled-by-his-dick-1474538060

New Panda Name: http://www.wtop.com/41/3516083/The-National-Zoo-names-panda-cub

Check out these cable channel ratings... unbelievable how much old people love Fox News, USA and Hallmark:
http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/cable-network-ranker-november-2013_b205224

This bridge is awesomely bonkers. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/01/undulating-bridge-china_n_4318397.html

The Greatest Love Of All Is Happening To Knowshon Moreno
http://deadspin.com/the-greatest-love-of-all-is-happening-to-knowshon-moren-1474844351

Best Cyber Monday Deals
http://www.businessinsider.com/cyber-monday-deals-2013-2013-12

How Everyone Screwed Up On Washington's Mistaken First Down
http://deadspin.com/how-everyone-screwed-up-on-washingtons-mistaken-first-1474774322
( i like the gif of the lineswoman saying "fuck")

Empty Suit (ES) – pronounced "ass," plural "ass-iz"
http://www.farnamstreetblog.com/2013/11/empty-suits/

"Today": "What is the Internet, Anyway?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUs7iG1mNjI

Great Shirt on Brandon Spikes
http://deadspin.com/brandon-spikess-shirt-wins-1264270959

New Footage Shows Mike Tomlin Stepping Toward The Field
http://deadspin.com/new-footage-shows-mike-tomlin-stepping-toward-the-field-1474951700

The 44 worst people out at a restaurant
http://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/the-44-worst-people-in-every-restaurant

Comedian vs. pace picante salsa
http://www.businessinsider.com/pace-picante-stirs-up-social-media-fail-kyle-kinane2013-12

Three Teens Arrested for Waiting While Black
http://gawker.com/three-teens-arrested-for-waiting-while-black-1474787941


Sportando @sportando
John Wall is one of only five players in history to average at least 16 PTS, 8 AST and 4 REB through the first 200 games of his pro career

Alabama fans are really sore losers:
http://www.change.org/petitions/ncaa-football-and-sec-commissioner-chris-davis-was-clearly-out-of-bounds-make-this-right-for-everyone-and-play-overtime-from-the-iron-bowl-2013

NRCC's "Happy Holidays Is What Liberals Say" Shirt Removed From Website
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rosiegray/nrcc-removes-happy-holidays-is-what-liberals-say-shirt-from

Robot Butt Developed By Dr. Benjamin Lok: The Cutting Edge Of 'Rear-search'?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/13/robot-butt-_n_4270029.html

Huge Deadspin list of Cyber Monday deals
http://deadspin.com/the-best-cyber-monday-deals-1474441564