Gluticure: Primping the Nails in your Bhole

This is Amber Stratton, aka Scumbag Stacy (NSFW)
http://imgur.com/a/oDE0k?gallery

Lizard Tongue RG3
http://goo.gl/shQPnm
Who did it better?
http://goo.gl/tpWnHE
or
http://sanger.dk/

8 Other Amazing Asian Hot Sauces To Try
http://www.buzzfeed.com/caydenm/7-other-amazing-asian-hot-sauces-to-try-with-two-hk4p

Great Xmas Idea: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1767027342/squishy-forts-pillow-fort-construction-kits

Watch David Stern Choking In Slow Motion, Because It Is Fun
http://deadspin.com/watch-david-stern-choking-in-slow-motion-because-it-is-1482800395

Even more on this whack job South Africa interpreter:
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/12/13/south-africa-sign-language-interpreter/4009717/

real life homeland shit, missing american working for CIA?
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/missing-american-iran-was-working-cia

Apocalypse, New Jersey: A Dispatch From America's Most Desperate Town
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/apocalypse-new-jersey-a-dispatch-from-americas-most-desperate-town-20131211?print=true

How you know Jesus's Birthday is coming: http://www.imgur.com/gallery/e8J2lAn

Paul Rudd's ongoing prank on Conan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RImuHaQV2V4

Beyoncé posted a pic of vegan cupcakes and then someone wrote this... http://pic.twitter.com/K0m79XpTpA

Astronaut Jones; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddD80NAmLJM
Astronaut Jones Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7sjXAvHRS8

Gordon Talks Dirty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIesCd4I4hU#t=40

The time has come for NYC bros to pick up yoga. Co-Ed Naked Classes in Chelsea
http://gothamist.com/2013/12/12/of_course_coed_naked_yoga_classes_a.php

I enjoyed this bear pic.
http://deadspin.com/the-deadspin-2013-bear-of-the-year-1482730626

The PFT Commenter Roast of Robert Griffin III
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/12/13/5201162/the-pft-commenter-roast-of-robert-griffin-iii


Howard Stern Contest Winner Won Date With Prostitutes, Died Minutes Before Getting Laid
http://www.tmz.com/2013/12/13/howard-stern-contest-johnny-orris-prostitute-bunny-ranch-dennis-hof/

21-year-old Florida man sentenced to death for beating, shooting to death, and burning a 15-year-old boy
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-death-row-sentence-michael-bargo-20131213,0,7682410.story

Good Football GIFS
https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7331/11388763163_75abc52762_o.gif
and
http://media1.sulia.com/static/user_images/67/2013-12-15/ed5d20be-0fc5-40d7-9212-539501e774b6.gif

Great Touchdown dance: http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/SWINGING-BALLS-ANTONIO-BROWN.gif
Great Touchdown dance #2: http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2013/09/tddance.gif
Great Touchdown dance #3: http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Antoni-Brown-Gets-Down-Vimeo_hd_settings.gif

The Bengals punter breaking his jaw:
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJPivVna6cwsVDluyh8NFYeQBDf78Q4-vD5vqaJzpACU8oL4Vu0q27yvXnDe_10VTa6m_hgbX2U6KYO2Q_FIr52Blc5mrbo9byJdGMH6R719uBh7buUp1o08vIUyyS_Uv8z3xsNnM-DoA/s400/punter11.gif

I feel this word from time to time...
misoneism \mis-oh-NEE-iz-uhm, mahy-soh-\, noun:
hatred or dislike of what is new or represents change.

Food will cheer you up
http://www.buzzfeed.com/samimain/happy-little-foods-that-know-you-can-do-this

Doge Soap: http://31.media.tumblr.com/bafd9d6c3902ca21c8d4e7a3e75e1253/tumblr_mr696b9BGu1szim6vo1_400.jpg

Doge Car: http://skreened.com/render-product/b/l/h/blhkyamxzqyyudaglkuz/doge-white.american-apparel-unisex-athletic-tee.athletic-black.w760h760.jpg

Red Doge Redemption: http://www.lolbrary.com/content/832/red-doge-redemption-53832.jpg

Doge magazine: http://1mut.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/doge-doge-doge-1mut.com-1ed.png

NSFW Nipple Slip! http://i.imgur.com/kmlxqsV.jpg

Elvis Is Back... And He's Sixteen And Canadian
http://sourcefed.com/elvis-back-hes-sixteen-canadian/

Canadian Beer Pong... Alco-hockey
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2013/12/13/5206888/alcohockey-candian-beer-pong

Weird human/animal hybrid sculptures - http://beautifuldecay.com/2013/12/13/grotesque-human-animal-hybrid-sculptures-liu-xue/

Buffalo stands up for his friend against a small lion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpnERlsfBFc

The Drums - Days (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuC1bCoH2TY

This is a pretty crazy article about US govt coverup of Saudi govt officials involvement in planning and executing the 9/11 attacks: http://bit.ly/1kM4P7v

China landed on the moon: http://www.businessinsider.com/china-has-landed-on-the-moon-2013-12

Adrien Broner memes come strong after loss to Marcos Maidana
http://larrybrownsports.com/boxing/adrien-broner-memes-marcos-maidana/213903

LAPD shot a runaway driver dead on TV last night.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/passantino/la-driver-in-high-speed-chase-shot-dead-by-police-on-live-tv

Mike Francesa and YES Network to split up after 10-year relationship
http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1547751

Celebrities edited into Classics: http://imgur.com/a/jLUxO These are pretty funny, and I know some are old

SRV & Roadie - Bad Ass Recovery: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HPlYFBzD8o

Aaron Hernandez, such a "giver" around the holidays
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/aaron-hernandez-letting-other-inmates-respond-to-fan-mail/214070

Cat fails in an icy jump http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d7aruKYkKs

RG3 looks like the bad guy from Monsters inc. https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSYr98QgD1qxyElCOdcEfVif3Kugf_RtQeb_0S2K1B1idrsVotYC_AIMvbfhw9tfMsJakFIIGpRfIW4NC3EfaEuvieHyfDoGCvqDpxjHyzRrdmADaejxrExNsjoM0Z1GR5stN50HtgseU/s1600/RG3+Compare.jpg

Dog hates bath https://vine.co/v/hQ7pj2PY5lT

Young girl jumps like a horse --> http://vitaminl.tv/video/1619?ref=fbs

Artsy Korean goyl http://www.zdouf.com/3140/what-a-girl-in-korea-did-has-everyone-talking-its-brilliantly-beautiful-see-for-yourself/

This is pretty badass.  What it would be like going through a wormhole
http://iacopoapps.appspot.com/hopalongwebgl/

Climate change expert's fraud was 'crime of massive proportion,' say feds
http://investigations.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/12/15/21911592-climate-change-experts-fraud-was-crime-of-massive-proportion-say-feds?lite&preview=true

VICTIMS of OBAMACARE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8UgK6ltQTfM

60 Minutes: NSA speaks out on Snowden and spying - http://www.cbsnews.com/news/nsa-speaks-out-on-snowden-spying/

Conspiracies 'n Shyte
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/login.php

Woman sicks dogs on TV reporter Lady
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul018_u5ZIs

Awesome Clown Collection - $180 (Fairfax)
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bar/4240224790.html