El Chapo Gooz, Man.

Washington, D.C. - NSFW - How come I never see this on the shitty metro?
http://i.imgur.com/w8mtEPX.jpg (NSFW)

What is it with New York players and unregistered guns? http://espn.go.com/new-york/nba/story/_/id/10514816/raymond-felton-new-york-knicks-arrested-weapons-charges

Getting deep into True Detective theories (Spoiler alert if you're not caught up)
http://www.reddit.com/r/TrueDetective/comments/1yue90/can_you_identify_confirm_deny_any_of_these_people/

LOL FAP-HORSE (hahahahahaha)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPnSLSn_F-c

The true identity of Andy's mom (Toy Story nerding) - http://jonnegroni.com/2014/02/24/the-true-identity-of-andys-mom-in-toy-story-will-blow-your-mind/

Crosswind landings aren't as scary as they seem - http://www.nycaviation.com/2014/02/crosswind-landings/#.UwvktPSg2Bu

The Irish are happier when they're miserable (no shit!) - http://qz.com/180529/the-irish-are-apparently-happier-when-theyre-miserable/

BBC sign off anchor-lady shrinks away - http://digg.com/video/camera-error-on-bbc-news

Stuff that could use the fridge - http://www.epicurious.com/articlesguides/blogs/editor/2014/02/to-refrigerate-or-not-to-refrigerate.html

Q&A with a deep web arms dealer - http://www.vocativ.com/02-2014/q-deep-web-arms-dealer/

Punk girl gets a makeover to look normal - http://digg.com/video/shocking-punk-rocker-turned-into-stunner-snog-marry-avoid

Can you figure out the rule behind the sequence of numbers? (This guy makes me want to punch him in the face, fucking asshole) - http://digg.com/video/can-you-solve-this

Meterologist rides out tornado inside an armored car - http://digg.com/video/inside-a-tornado-full-version-tiv2-intercept

Dude's heart didn't have any human DNA!!!!! - http://www.propublica.org/article/hidden-in-a-heart-a-discovery-beyond-belief

Super Mario Seinfeld parody - http://digg.com/video/the-super-mario-seinfeld-parody-no-one-asked-for

Neat gifs - http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/gif-entries-in-motion-photography-prize-competition

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Plays DJ
http://www.vibe.com/article/toronto-mayor-rob-ford-plays-dj

Indian Headshakes | What do they mean?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj56IPJOqWE

Netanyahu Accidentally Gives German Chancellor Merkel a Hitler ‘Stache
http://www.mediaite.com/online/netanyahu-accidentally-gives-german-chancellor-merkel-a-hitler-stache/

True Detective LOLZ
http://imgur.com/gallery/g9Mem06

Ridiculously long True Detective Theory
 http://i.imgur.com/xmxwVZh.png

True Detectie - Maggies ASS - NSFW
http://fat.gfycat.com/SplendidParchedAoudad.gif

solid read on Ukraine, written before all the current silliness http://www.stratfor.com/weekly/20101129_geopolitical_journey_part_6_ukraine

Some Guy Drew A Penis On His Wife’s Whiteboard Every Single Day For A Year
http://www.buzzfeed.com/maycie/some-guy-drew-a-penis-on-his-wifes-white-board-every-single

This Public Toilet Turns Pee Into Street Trees
http://gizmodo.com/this-public-toilet-turns-pee-into-street-trees-1529980210
"And there's good news for the ladies: Women can use a disposable funnel to pee standing up."

Alec Baldwin's goodbye to public life: http://www.vulture.com/2014/02/alec-baldwin-good-bye-public-life.html
"Now I loathe and despise the media in a way I did not think possible. I used to engage with the media knowing that some of it would be adversarial, but now it’s superfluous at best and toxic at its worst. If MSNBC went off the air tomorrow, what difference would it make? If the Huffington Post went out of business tomorrow, what difference would it make? Arianna Huffington accomplished what she wanted to accomplish. She created this wonderful thing. And what have they done with that? They want clicks, I get it. They’ve gotta have clicks for their advertisers, so they’re going to need as much Kim Kardashian and wardrobe malfunctions as possible. The other day, they had a thing on the home page about pimples. Tripe. Liberal and conservative media are now precisely equivalent.

I’m aware that it’s ironic that I’m making this case in the media—but this is the last time I’m going to talk about my personal life in an American publication ever again."

This is how Batman would look in real life
http://io9.com/this-is-how-batman-would-look-in-real-life-1530049375

Humanitarians of Tinder (LOLZ) http://humanitariansoftinder.com/
and https://www.facebook.com/humanitariansoftinder

True Detective Theory (slight spoiler if you're not caught up)
Same picture from the mental hospital with the girl and Marty and
Maggies bedroom.
http://imgur.com/cvRO1FF
http://imgur.com/a/l0Z01

Frank Rizzo is back
http://www.rollingstone.com/feature/jerky-boys-prank-calls-comedy-legends-comeback

A little insight on the Ramis v. Murray feud
http://movies.yahoo.com/news/harold-ramis-bill-murray-inside-groundhog-day-duo-154846006.html

People are terrified by the return of King Cake Baby
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/yahoo-sports-minute/people-terrified-return-king-cake-baby-083911717.html

Whoa, I'm shocked to say this, but the new Godzilla trailer looks good? (Bryan Cranston)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIu85WQTPRc&feature=youtu.be

Michael Sam had a boner at the combine?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9ezE7QTk2o

More dick art.
http://nypost.com/2014/02/25/real-estate-honcho-accused-of-painting-penises-in-exs-home/

Mason Reese Dancing - https://www.youtube.com/embed/dmDIunSueYg

This is lame.  Just play.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-26345242

This is terrifying...it could happen to you...
http://milesobrien.com/?p=3640

Aaron Hernandez ATTACKED another inmate at Bristol County Jail earlier today
http://www.tmz.com/2014/02/25/aaron-hernandez-jail-fight-attacks-inmate/

Philly beer garden on Independence Mall
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/the-insider/Beer-garden-for-Independence-Mall-.html